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Speaker 1: Jewels Second date update date For today's second date update,
Speaker 1: we got a dude name Gavin on the phone and
Speaker 1: Gavin said he met the girl he wants to call
Speaker 1: today at a bros night at the club. Yeah no
Speaker 1: bris knight, bris knight out? Yeah, you know where dudes
Speaker 1: go out trolling for ladies and it's never successful. Then
Speaker 1: you just end the bros night back at your buddy's
Speaker 1: house drinking and complaining about how all the girls were ugly. Anyway,
Speaker 1: a lesbians too? I mean, any want to talk to us?
Speaker 1: Must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight.
Speaker 1: Only possible explanation. Yeah, that's all that could possibly be.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at
Speaker 1: a bros night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's
Speaker 1: up man? How are you doing? Oh? Yeah, how'd you
Speaker 1: do that? How'd you actually meet a girl where you
Speaker 1: were out with your buddies? Oh? Man, you guys can
Speaker 1: hate all you want, but me and my buddy day,
Speaker 1: we go rubbing and club and all the time. Did
Speaker 1: you wait, stop, Kevin, you did not just say rubbing
Speaker 1: and clubbing. I don't even really know what that means.
Speaker 1: Do you rub first? You club first? What's happening? Use
Speaker 1: your imagination? It ain't clever one about the rubbing, right,
Speaker 1: oh man? Imagination? And you're bro's night just got a
Speaker 1: lot more into dude. I feel like you're the guy
Speaker 1: that girls try to avoid when they go out to
Speaker 1: the club. I'm sorry, Gavin, I'll tell you that to
Speaker 1: write about that sometimes, but I instantly like you better
Speaker 1: for that response though. Yeah, nobody hits all the time,
Speaker 1: right but right, okay, you gotta try, all right, So
Speaker 1: it sounds like you didn't strike out this night. What's
Speaker 1: the girl's name that you want to call today, Casey?
Speaker 1: Oh say it like that? She must be sexy? Oh man,
Speaker 1: this girl was sexy. She was exactly what I was
Speaker 1: looking for. And you know you dress well, you know,
Speaker 1: I dress really nice and I smell really good, and
Speaker 1: it's like my thing. It's like, I can't right, what
Speaker 1: attracted you to Casey? She was the only female that
Speaker 1: looked in your general direction? Or I'm like I'm like
Speaker 1: a dancer too, right, Like I'm not a professional dance.
Speaker 1: I don't have no training or nothing. But I go
Speaker 1: clubing a lot, and I watch other people, and I
Speaker 1: go home and I practice. Oh good job. Okay, I
Speaker 1: could actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and isn't
Speaker 1: just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know you do.
Speaker 1: Ladies like the dancing, yeah, and sometimes helps with the grinding,
Speaker 1: you know exactly. All right, So you impressed her with
Speaker 1: your dance moves. It's her a little stinky leg in
Speaker 1: her direction, and she was like, yeah, yeah, well I
Speaker 1: oppressed her would at first she caught my eye, right,
Speaker 1: she had to catch my eye with her dance moves.
Speaker 1: And just she was looking good. Man. She was wearing
Speaker 1: this cute little thing and she was just looking good.
Speaker 1: And so that's all about body language when you when
Speaker 1: you're rubbing and clubbing, right, And so you got to
Speaker 1: like people like the reason people strike out is right,
Speaker 1: they just go up to somebody and they're like, heny,
Speaker 1: what's up, and they can throw off some stupid lying.
Speaker 1: But you can't do that, man. You gotta do the
Speaker 1: body language. You gotta get to know somebody like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make them notice me before I come up and
Speaker 1: say anything to them. Okay, you stand across the dance
Speaker 1: floor and you bite your lower lip and you do
Speaker 1: like a hump gesture and pulling at him. No. Man,
Speaker 1: it's not like a night at the Rocksbury. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta be smoothed, and you gotta look like a
Speaker 1: nice guy and someone who's just having a good time. Right,
Speaker 1: People attracted to somebody who's having a good time. Right.
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh a lot, talk to other people to
Speaker 1: be really loud. Exactly, okay, and then would you like
Speaker 1: slowly move your way closer. And before you know, he
Speaker 1: was dancing together and we was vibe and having a
Speaker 1: good time and the one thing with another. We have
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks together and we chat and we're
Speaker 1: back in my place. Yea, And what was that like?
Speaker 1: I wasn't making that. I I was super excited about it,
Speaker 1: popping out of my pants and we're like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he did. I think Rubbin and Club had
Speaker 1: totally meant it like that. I'm might a meant it
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it's very very excited that she was
Speaker 1: there and did everything go according to plan. You guys
Speaker 1: hook up? No, no, no. So I'm like, I'm in
Speaker 1: my club and clothes. It's all looking nice, but it's
Speaker 1: a little restrictive. So I'm like, I'm gonna go change
Speaker 1: into something a little restrictive and I'm gonna come back. Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to come back out. I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened then, but she was like, she's at the door
Speaker 1: and look what's up. And she says, don't ever talk
Speaker 1: to me again, you disgusting pig, and then she leaves. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's extreme, Gavin. Why'd you get called a pig? What'd
Speaker 1: you do? I have no idea I didn't do. No, no,
Speaker 1: what did you change clothes to come back? And she's
Speaker 1: ready to go? Are you sure you don't have like
Speaker 1: a white board in your house that has like number
Speaker 1: checks for every girl you've brought back home? No? No,
Speaker 1: I keep that hitting the way. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I believe you're still is he Is there
Speaker 1: anything in your apartment at all that she could have
Speaker 1: saw that would make her call you a pig? Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything out in my apartment that any
Speaker 1: lady could see that could be offensive. If I want
Speaker 1: to bring somebody home, I don't want to run away
Speaker 1: like any like movies or whatever. Nothing. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: when you said you wanted to get into something less
Speaker 1: restrictive that for some reason she thought that that wasn't
Speaker 1: what was on your mind when you guys went back
Speaker 1: to your house. No, I promise you. She knew exactly
Speaker 1: what was happening because when I came back out, she
Speaker 1: had put her clothes back on. Oh okay, so she
Speaker 1: was already in the undressed state. She even got dressed. Okay.
Speaker 1: And have you tried to reach out to her since
Speaker 1: I did. I tried tess to her, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure she blocked me. Yes, she said, never talk to
Speaker 1: me again. She was I think serious. That's why I mean,
Speaker 1: you're held man. This hookup never happened. It's the hookup
Speaker 1: that never was. Well, play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second day update and see if
Speaker 1: we can make the hookup that never was become the
Speaker 1: hookup that could be. That's not like a movie title
Speaker 1: or something. I love it. Let's do it. It's the
Speaker 1: sequel to rubbing and clubbing, So do that right after
Speaker 1: this hanging rooking Jebels second date up dated. All right, Gavin,
Speaker 1: are you ready to make your phone call? I'm ready. Well,
Speaker 1: before we do that, Gavin, I need to slip into
Speaker 1: something a little more comfortable, kind of like I get
Speaker 1: it on your date. So I know you can't see
Speaker 1: me right now because you're on the phone. But I've
Speaker 1: put on my leather shorts, my knee high jim socks.
Speaker 1: How is this more comfortable? Of course? My pink vicky
Speaker 1: secret bra our NERF putting our NERF. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop. You give me hot and bothered unds
Speaker 1: up the mouth on my mask there, sorry Gavin from
Speaker 1: all right, don't put in my buttons. Man. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know you're getting all excited. You're like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to call this girl for a second date. You
Speaker 1: just want to meet up with me now. The reason
Speaker 1: why I bring that up is because Gavin met a
Speaker 1: girl named Casey at the club. They went back to
Speaker 1: his house. They're fooling around, and he was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go change my clothes, slip into something a little
Speaker 1: more comfortable, and then when he came out, she had
Speaker 1: put her clothes back on, called him a pig and
Speaker 1: said she never want to talk to him and then left.
Speaker 1: You believe that, Yeah, we do believe it. It's very believable, Gavin.
Speaker 1: It's not believable. I'm not a pig. I don't know
Speaker 1: why she thinks that. All right, well, we'll give her
Speaker 1: a call right now and see if we can figure
Speaker 1: it out for you. Okay, Yeah, man, good luck. The
Speaker 1: scil don't even answer her phone. Yeah, Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't feel super great about calling this girl because
Speaker 1: she said she never wanted to talk to you again.
Speaker 1: Are you looking just for a hook up with her?
Speaker 1: Do you need some sort of ex like what do
Speaker 1: you want out of this? Absolutely? There's like a thousand
Speaker 1: girls you can go hook up with, Gavin. Why her
Speaker 1: because if you saw her, you know, and also because
Speaker 1: she walked way That's all? Well, okay, I will stop
Speaker 1: you from all the romantic talk and we'll continue this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see if we make this love connection happen for you.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. I'm a Dolla phone number. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Casey please? This is she who says, Hey, Casey,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. Who are you calling from? Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brookean and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. You don't all right, No, you don't,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today,
Speaker 1: Casey because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Um, who,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. What's happening. Well, we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show. It's called the second Date Update. That's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them back after they
Speaker 1: email us to see if we can get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. And you recently
Speaker 1: met a dude named Gavin while you're out at the club.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh it literally sounded like you just
Speaker 1: threw up in your mouth right now, Yeah, because I did. Right. So,
Speaker 1: Gavin told us a little bit about meeting you. He
Speaker 1: said he liked you a lot, and he thought everything
Speaker 1: was going fine, but then you left his house and
Speaker 1: called him a pig and said you never wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to him again. That's right, Okay, you can understand why.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he'd be confused though, Like, according
Speaker 1: to him, everything up until that moment was great. I
Speaker 1: think he knows why. No, well, we talked to him
Speaker 1: and he has no idea. Do you want to tell us?
Speaker 1: The guy's a pig and he knows it. He actually
Speaker 1: doesn't go think about this. Okay, So he's a pig
Speaker 1: and he's going to continue being a pig unless he
Speaker 1: knows why he's a pig. And he has no idea.
Speaker 1: So if you tell us, then we can tell him
Speaker 1: and maybe he can change his ways and not be
Speaker 1: a pig anymore. You could help turn that pig into
Speaker 1: a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right.
Speaker 1: She threw up at her own mouth, for God's sakes,
Speaker 1: I think that may be a stretch. I just that
Speaker 1: he's a cheater. Whoa how? And how do you know that? So?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you, but we were
Speaker 1: having a good time. We were and we were on
Speaker 1: his couch and then he went into his room and
Speaker 1: so I looked up and I saw that he had
Speaker 1: you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah, yeah, and you know
Speaker 1: I just met him, and you know, I got to
Speaker 1: take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me
Speaker 1: that you could find out a lot about people from
Speaker 1: their Amazon's right that all? I thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: say he was cheating with Alexa. Wait wait, how do
Speaker 1: you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well,
Speaker 1: you know you can um grocery shop shop for groceries
Speaker 1: with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked, Alex,
Speaker 1: so what's in your shopping list? And so he had
Speaker 1: a couple of like razor blade and shaving cream and
Speaker 1: cotton balls. And then it started getting into stuff like
Speaker 1: Semine hygiene product, oh Secret deodorant, the like CoverGirl makeup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he lives in a one bedroom apartment, so this
Speaker 1: isn't a roommate. He's clearly living with a woman. It
Speaker 1: must have been his girlfriend. Oh my god, you are
Speaker 1: he's using that stuff for himself a camp on. Really,
Speaker 1: they can They can be fun if you know how
Speaker 1: to use them correctly. Okay, don't dude, that's how I
Speaker 1: know that. But they can be Casey, you are like
Speaker 1: a genius sleuth. I feel like, right now, I've got
Speaker 1: to take care of myself because there are a lot
Speaker 1: of guys out there who will just sleep around and
Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of girl. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't say something. What Oh sorry, Casey.
Speaker 1: That's Gavin. He's on the other line and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Hey, Casey, Oh my god. Oh you
Speaker 1: come in like that, Gavin. Really really, she just busted you, dude.
Speaker 1: But because I don't, because I'm not worried, because it's
Speaker 1: just all the stuffs from my mom. Man for my mom.
Speaker 1: I just three shipping. So you say anyone can say that,
Speaker 1: I can. Ye know. There's no way that can be
Speaker 1: your mom's. That's just bullshit because your mom wouldn't wear
Speaker 1: cover girl makeup. My mom had me. She when she
Speaker 1: was a sophomorn in high school. I got a young,
Speaker 1: hot mom. That's getting worse. Then she's my sister, Kevin.
Speaker 1: That doesn't You're not buying tampons for your mom. I
Speaker 1: don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look, I understand
Speaker 1: you're upset right now, and that's that's okay. I forgive you,
Speaker 1: but I didn't do nothing wrong. Forgive what what is
Speaker 1: there to forgive? You're not mean. You left me hanging.
Speaker 1: He was about to go down, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you call me a pig so and you're a lying pig.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you've been through that
Speaker 1: you you're so distrusting, but I'm probably classic classic. He's
Speaker 1: trying to turn it back around on you, Casey and
Speaker 1: make you the crazy one. Don't take it, don't take
Speaker 1: the bait. Yeah, No, I'm not the crazy. You're the
Speaker 1: one who's buying tampons for your mom and CoverGirl makeup. Right, Yeah, Keavin,
Speaker 1: why are you buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products?
Speaker 1: Because I love my mom? No, it still sounds weird, like,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of people like their moms or
Speaker 1: love their moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy
Speaker 1: them tampons and makeup. She gives me a list and
Speaker 1: I'll order this stuff. Okay, Wait, hold on, what's so
Speaker 1: hard to understand. Why doesn't she just, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe go to the grocery store or order herself. Because
Speaker 1: she would have to go to the grocery store to
Speaker 1: do it. She could just tell me what to do
Speaker 1: and I get it. She don't under computers and all that. Wait,
Speaker 1: you have a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers.
Speaker 1: Now your story is really starting to unravel here, buddy. Well,
Speaker 1: she grew up in the eighties. When I left the
Speaker 1: other night, I was one hundred percent sure you were
Speaker 1: a liar. But now I'm one hundred and twenty percent
Speaker 1: sure you're a liar and you've got this mom's boy complex. Okay.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is there's still time to salve you
Speaker 1: something out of this. We never had anything. Come on,
Speaker 1: you are still not trying here again? It aren't you.
Speaker 1: I am She's a beautiful woman. You know. At this
Speaker 1: point I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot poll.
Speaker 1: Maybe your your lies would work with somebody else at
Speaker 1: the club, but not me. I was born yesterday. I
Speaker 1: thought you were just running the mill cheater, But now,
Speaker 1: oh god, no, no thanks. Okay, Well in that case, Casey,
Speaker 1: I would love to ask you if you'll go out
Speaker 1: with Gavin on a second date. We will pay for it,
Speaker 1: you know. I actually I have to go right now.
Speaker 1: I have to go to work. This is taking a
Speaker 1: lot of my time. But a way to start the day,
Speaker 1: can if you have some time bout on your way back? No,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I'm not getting Let's Gavin, you
Speaker 1: were still there? Yeah, I'm here, Gavin, You're a dirty dog.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you. You lied to us too, man,
Speaker 1: How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not an idiot? Kevin, I don't know. Really, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go buy tampons for your mom next? Josey asked me,
Speaker 1: what not? That is such a lie? Even online, you
Speaker 1: guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you,
Speaker 1: but you don't know that. You can't prove it, so
Speaker 1: you know what. Vin's sick, Casey. The girl that you
Speaker 1: called doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so
Speaker 1: I trust you overheard. Yeah, right, exactly. Thank you broken
Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning, I gotta text in at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two says I don't know what to think
Speaker 1: about that second date update, but I do know that
Speaker 1: I'm going to be rich now. Thank you. You missed
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Penny wanted to call this dude
Speaker 1: name Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school
Speaker 1: and she saw him at a fair. They decided to
Speaker 1: actually go out after they reconnected, but the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran
Speaker 1: into a friend who she works with. They work in
Speaker 1: the same field. They do like a pyramid scheme type
Speaker 1: thing water filters, And they spent like fifteen minutes pitching
Speaker 1: him on why he should sell these water filters. And
Speaker 1: he thought that he'd been scammed and set up by
Speaker 1: her to go out on this date just so that
Speaker 1: she could try to sell him some water filters. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it just dawned on me. Did she just
Speaker 1: do the whole second date update so she could pitch
Speaker 1: us the same thing? Scams? Maybe you guys got scammed,
Speaker 1: but I'm still investing in this. Okay, So yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys lost out because you don't want to believe her,
Speaker 1: but I am going to retire pretty soon. We didn't
Speaker 1: get a double text, and they're like, what are the wails? Could? Honestly,
Speaker 1: what if she never wanted a date with a guy
Speaker 1: to begin with, the whole thing from the very beginning.
Speaker 1: What if she never even knew him from junior high? Well,
Speaker 1: then she's a genius marketer, and good job. Hopefully we've
Speaker 1: moved some water filters for you. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second day up, they all have to
Speaker 1: do his email the show and we will call the
Speaker 1: person who didn't call you back. Don't forget it is Friday,
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