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<v Speaker 1>we got a dude name Gavin on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin said he met the girl he wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>today at a bros night at the club. Yeah no

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<v Speaker 1>bris knight, bris knight out? Yeah, you know where dudes

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<v Speaker 1>go out trolling for ladies and it's never successful. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you just end the bros night back at your buddy's

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<v Speaker 1>house drinking and complaining about how all the girls were ugly. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>a lesbians too? I mean, any want to talk to us?

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<v Speaker 1>Must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Only possible explanation. Yeah, that's all that could possibly be.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at

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<v Speaker 1>a bros night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's

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<v Speaker 1>up man? How are you doing? Oh? Yeah, how'd you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? How'd you actually meet a girl where you

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<v Speaker 1>were out with your buddies? Oh? Man, you guys can

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<v Speaker 1>hate all you want, but me and my buddy day,

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<v Speaker 1>we go rubbing and club and all the time. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you wait, stop, Kevin, you did not just say rubbing

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<v Speaker 1>and clubbing. I don't even really know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you rub first? You club first? What's happening? Use

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<v Speaker 1>your imagination? It ain't clever one about the rubbing, right,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man? Imagination? And you're bro's night just got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more into dude. I feel like you're the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that girls try to avoid when they go out to

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<v Speaker 1>the club. I'm sorry, Gavin, I'll tell you that to

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<v Speaker 1>write about that sometimes, but I instantly like you better

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<v Speaker 1>for that response though. Yeah, nobody hits all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>right but right, okay, you gotta try, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you didn't strike out this night. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the girl's name that you want to call today, Casey?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh say it like that? She must be sexy? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl was sexy. She was exactly what I was

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<v Speaker 1>looking for. And you know you dress well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I dress really nice and I smell really good, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like my thing. It's like, I can't right, what

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<v Speaker 1>attracted you to Casey? She was the only female that

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<v Speaker 1>looked in your general direction? Or I'm like I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>a dancer too, right, Like I'm not a professional dance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have no training or nothing. But I go

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<v Speaker 1>clubing a lot, and I watch other people, and I

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<v Speaker 1>go home and I practice. Oh good job. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>could actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and isn't

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies like the dancing, yeah, and sometimes helps with the grinding,

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<v Speaker 1>you know exactly. All right, So you impressed her with

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<v Speaker 1>your dance moves. It's her a little stinky leg in

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<v Speaker 1>her direction, and she was like, yeah, yeah, well I

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<v Speaker 1>oppressed her would at first she caught my eye, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she had to catch my eye with her dance moves.

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<v Speaker 1>And just she was looking good. Man. She was wearing

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<v Speaker 1>this cute little thing and she was just looking good.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that's all about body language when you when

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<v Speaker 1>you're rubbing and clubbing, right, And so you got to

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<v Speaker 1>like people like the reason people strike out is right,

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<v Speaker 1>they just go up to somebody and they're like, heny,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, and they can throw off some stupid lying.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't do that, man. You gotta do the

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<v Speaker 1>body language. You gotta get to know somebody like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make them notice me before I come up and

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<v Speaker 1>say anything to them. Okay, you stand across the dance

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<v Speaker 1>floor and you bite your lower lip and you do

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<v Speaker 1>like a hump gesture and pulling at him. No. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like a night at the Rocksbury. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be smoothed, and you gotta look like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy and someone who's just having a good time. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>People attracted to somebody who's having a good time. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta laugh a lot, talk to other people to

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<v Speaker 1>be really loud. Exactly, okay, and then would you like

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<v Speaker 1>slowly move your way closer. And before you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>was dancing together and we was vibe and having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time and the one thing with another. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of drinks together and we chat and we're

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<v Speaker 1>back in my place. Yea, And what was that like?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't making that. I I was super excited about it,

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<v Speaker 1>popping out of my pants and we're like, oh god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he did. I think Rubbin and Club had

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<v Speaker 1>totally meant it like that. I'm might a meant it

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Yeah, it's very very excited that she was

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<v Speaker 1>there and did everything go according to plan. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>hook up? No, no, no. So I'm like, I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>my club and clothes. It's all looking nice, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little restrictive. So I'm like, I'm gonna go change

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<v Speaker 1>into something a little restrictive and I'm gonna come back. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to come back out. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened then, but she was like, she's at the door

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<v Speaker 1>and look what's up. And she says, don't ever talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me again, you disgusting pig, and then she leaves. WHOA,

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<v Speaker 1>that's extreme, Gavin. Why'd you get called a pig? What'd

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<v Speaker 1>you do? I have no idea I didn't do. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you change clothes to come back? And she's

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go? Are you sure you don't have like

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<v Speaker 1>a white board in your house that has like number

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<v Speaker 1>checks for every girl you've brought back home? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I keep that hitting the way. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I believe you're still is he Is there

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<v Speaker 1>anything in your apartment at all that she could have

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<v Speaker 1>saw that would make her call you a pig? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have anything out in my apartment that any

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<v Speaker 1>lady could see that could be offensive. If I want

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<v Speaker 1>to bring somebody home, I don't want to run away

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<v Speaker 1>like any like movies or whatever. Nothing. You know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>when you said you wanted to get into something less

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<v Speaker 1>restrictive that for some reason she thought that that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>what was on your mind when you guys went back

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<v Speaker 1>to your house. No, I promise you. She knew exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what was happening because when I came back out, she

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<v Speaker 1>had put her clothes back on. Oh okay, so she

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<v Speaker 1>was already in the undressed state. She even got dressed. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And have you tried to reach out to her since

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I tried tess to her, but I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure she blocked me. Yes, she said, never talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me again. She was I think serious. That's why I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're held man. This hookup never happened. It's the hookup

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<v Speaker 1>that never was. Well, play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second day update and see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can make the hookup that never was become the

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<v Speaker 1>hookup that could be. That's not like a movie title

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I love it. Let's do it. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>sequel to rubbing and clubbing, So do that right after

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<v Speaker 1>this hanging rooking Jebels second date up dated. All right, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to make your phone call? I'm ready. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>before we do that, Gavin, I need to slip into

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<v Speaker 1>something a little more comfortable, kind of like I get

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<v Speaker 1>it on your date. So I know you can't see

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<v Speaker 1>me right now because you're on the phone. But I've

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<v Speaker 1>put on my leather shorts, my knee high jim socks.

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<v Speaker 1>How is this more comfortable? Of course? My pink vicky

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<v Speaker 1>secret bra our NERF putting our NERF. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta stop. You give me hot and bothered unds

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<v Speaker 1>up the mouth on my mask there, sorry Gavin from

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<v Speaker 1>all right, don't put in my buttons. Man. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're getting all excited. You're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to call this girl for a second date. You

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<v Speaker 1>just want to meet up with me now. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I bring that up is because Gavin met a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Casey at the club. They went back to

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<v Speaker 1>his house. They're fooling around, and he was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go change my clothes, slip into something a little

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<v Speaker 1>more comfortable, and then when he came out, she had

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<v Speaker 1>put her clothes back on, called him a pig and

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<v Speaker 1>said she never want to talk to him and then left.

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<v Speaker 1>You believe that, Yeah, we do believe it. It's very believable, Gavin.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not believable. I'm not a pig. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why she thinks that. All right, well, we'll give her

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<v Speaker 1>a call right now and see if we can figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out for you. Okay, Yeah, man, good luck. The

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<v Speaker 1>scil don't even answer her phone. Yeah, Okay, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel super great about calling this girl because

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<v Speaker 1>she said she never wanted to talk to you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you looking just for a hook up with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need some sort of ex like what do

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<v Speaker 1>you want out of this? Absolutely? There's like a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>girls you can go hook up with, Gavin. Why her

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<v Speaker 1>because if you saw her, you know, and also because

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<v Speaker 1>she walked way That's all? Well, okay, I will stop

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<v Speaker 1>you from all the romantic talk and we'll continue this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see if we make this love connection happen for you.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, here we go. I'm a Dolla phone number. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Casey please? This is she who says, Hey, Casey,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the morning. Who are you calling from? Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brookean and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't know. You don't all right, No, you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today,

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<v Speaker 1>Casey because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Um, who,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. What's happening. Well, we do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show. It's called the second Date Update. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where if you go out on a date with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and then end up not calling them back after they

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<v Speaker 1>email us to see if we can get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out what happened. And you recently

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<v Speaker 1>met a dude named Gavin while you're out at the club.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Oh it literally sounded like you just

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<v Speaker 1>threw up in your mouth right now, Yeah, because I did. Right. So,

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<v Speaker 1>Gavin told us a little bit about meeting you. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he liked you a lot, and he thought everything

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<v Speaker 1>was going fine, but then you left his house and

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<v Speaker 1>called him a pig and said you never wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him again. That's right, Okay, you can understand why.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he'd be confused though, Like, according

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<v Speaker 1>to him, everything up until that moment was great. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he knows why. No, well, we talked to him

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<v Speaker 1>and he has no idea. Do you want to tell us?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy's a pig and he knows it. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't go think about this. Okay, So he's a pig

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<v Speaker 1>and he's going to continue being a pig unless he

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<v Speaker 1>knows why he's a pig. And he has no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you tell us, then we can tell him

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe he can change his ways and not be

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<v Speaker 1>a pig anymore. You could help turn that pig into

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right.

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<v Speaker 1>She threw up at her own mouth, for God's sakes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that may be a stretch. I just that

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<v Speaker 1>he's a cheater. Whoa how? And how do you know that? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he told you, but we were

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. We were and we were on

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<v Speaker 1>his couch and then he went into his room and

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<v Speaker 1>so I looked up and I saw that he had

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<v Speaker 1>you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah, yeah, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>I just met him, and you know, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me

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<v Speaker 1>that you could find out a lot about people from

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<v Speaker 1>their Amazon's right that all? I thought you were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say he was cheating with Alexa. Wait wait, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you can um grocery shop shop for groceries

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<v Speaker 1>with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>so what's in your shopping list? And so he had

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of like razor blade and shaving cream and

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<v Speaker 1>cotton balls. And then it started getting into stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>Semine hygiene product, oh Secret deodorant, the like CoverGirl makeup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he lives in a one bedroom apartment, so this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't a roommate. He's clearly living with a woman. It

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<v Speaker 1>must have been his girlfriend. Oh my god, you are

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<v Speaker 1>he's using that stuff for himself a camp on. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>they can They can be fun if you know how

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<v Speaker 1>to use them correctly. Okay, don't dude, that's how I

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<v Speaker 1>know that. But they can be Casey, you are like

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<v Speaker 1>a genius sleuth. I feel like, right now, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of myself because there are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of guys out there who will just sleep around and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not that kind of girl. All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't say something. What Oh sorry, Casey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Gavin. He's on the other line and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Hey, Casey, Oh my god. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>come in like that, Gavin. Really really, she just busted you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>But because I don't, because I'm not worried, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just all the stuffs from my mom. Man for my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I just three shipping. So you say anyone can say that,

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<v Speaker 1>I can. Ye know. There's no way that can be

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<v Speaker 1>your mom's. That's just bullshit because your mom wouldn't wear

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<v Speaker 1>cover girl makeup. My mom had me. She when she

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<v Speaker 1>was a sophomorn in high school. I got a young,

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<v Speaker 1>hot mom. That's getting worse. Then she's my sister, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't You're not buying tampons for your mom. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>you're upset right now, and that's that's okay. I forgive you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't do nothing wrong. Forgive what what is

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<v Speaker 1>there to forgive? You're not mean. You left me hanging.

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<v Speaker 1>He was about to go down, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>you call me a pig so and you're a lying pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know what you've been through that

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<v Speaker 1>you you're so distrusting, but I'm probably classic classic. He's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to turn it back around on you, Casey and

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<v Speaker 1>make you the crazy one. Don't take it, don't take

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<v Speaker 1>the bait. Yeah, No, I'm not the crazy. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one who's buying tampons for your mom and CoverGirl makeup. Right, Yeah, Keavin,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I love my mom? No, it still sounds weird, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a lot of people like their moms or

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<v Speaker 1>love their moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy

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<v Speaker 1>them tampons and makeup. She gives me a list and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll order this stuff. Okay, Wait, hold on, what's so

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<v Speaker 1>hard to understand. Why doesn't she just, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe go to the grocery store or order herself. Because

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<v Speaker 1>she would have to go to the grocery store to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. She could just tell me what to do

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<v Speaker 1>and I get it. She don't under computers and all that. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers.

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<v Speaker 1>Now your story is really starting to unravel here, buddy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she grew up in the eighties. When I left the

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<v Speaker 1>other night, I was one hundred percent sure you were

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<v Speaker 1>a liar. But now I'm one hundred and twenty percent

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<v Speaker 1>sure you're a liar and you've got this mom's boy complex. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is there's still time to salve you

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<v Speaker 1>something out of this. We never had anything. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you are still not trying here again? It aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am She's a beautiful woman. You know. At this

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<v Speaker 1>point I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot poll.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe your your lies would work with somebody else at

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<v Speaker 1>the club, but not me. I was born yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were just running the mill cheater, But now,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, no, no thanks. Okay, Well in that case, Casey,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to ask you if you'll go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Gavin on a second date. We will pay for it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I actually I have to go right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go to work. This is taking a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my time. But a way to start the day,

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<v Speaker 1>can if you have some time bout on your way back? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, I guess I'm not getting Let's Gavin, you

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<v Speaker 1>were still there? Yeah, I'm here, Gavin, You're a dirty dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe you. You lied to us too, man,

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not an idiot? Kevin, I don't know. Really, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go buy tampons for your mom next? Josey asked me,

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<v Speaker 1>what not? That is such a lie? Even online, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't know that. You can't prove it, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. Vin's sick, Casey. The girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>called doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so

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<v Speaker 1>I trust you overheard. Yeah, right, exactly. Thank you broken

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the morning, I gotta text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two says I don't know what to think

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<v Speaker 1>about that second date update, but I do know that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be rich now. Thank you. You missed

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update. Penny wanted to call this dude

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<v Speaker 1>name Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school

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<v Speaker 1>and she saw him at a fair. They decided to

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<v Speaker 1>actually go out after they reconnected, but the reason he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran

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<v Speaker 1>into a friend who she works with. They work in

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<v Speaker 1>the same field. They do like a pyramid scheme type

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<v Speaker 1>thing water filters, And they spent like fifteen minutes pitching

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<v Speaker 1>him on why he should sell these water filters. And

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<v Speaker 1>he thought that he'd been scammed and set up by

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<v Speaker 1>her to go out on this date just so that

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<v Speaker 1>she could try to sell him some water filters. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, it just dawned on me. Did she just

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<v Speaker 1>do the whole second date update so she could pitch

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<v Speaker 1>us the same thing? Scams? Maybe you guys got scammed,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm still investing in this. Okay, So yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys lost out because you don't want to believe her,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am going to retire pretty soon. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get a double text, and they're like, what are the wails? Could? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>what if she never wanted a date with a guy

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<v Speaker 1>to begin with, the whole thing from the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>What if she never even knew him from junior high? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then she's a genius marketer, and good job. Hopefully we've

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<v Speaker 1>moved some water filters for you. Remember, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second day up, they all have to

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<v Speaker 1>do his email the show and we will call the

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<v Speaker 1>person who didn't call you back. Don't forget it is Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>so young Jeffrey's song of the Week. He's coming up

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<v Speaker 1>at eight ten