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Speaker 1: Coming up. About four minutes after the hour, it is

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Speaker 1: time for my strawberry letter. The subject for today is

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Speaker 1: I'm the captain of this ship. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: and just a few I want to hear that one.

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Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us today?

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Speaker 1: We all love him, Shirley, you ball had him? Girl

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Speaker 1: Scout cookies. Oh yeah, girl Scout cookies. We all have

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Speaker 1: a certain flavor we love. Take a listen. Hello, Hello

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Speaker 1: is this um? How you doing? Then? My name is

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Speaker 1: Glynn Man. I'm working. I work in building too. You

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Speaker 1: work for media? Right? Yeah? What was fine? So we

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Speaker 1: probably not a couple of times. Uh do you have

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Speaker 1: a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? Why what's up

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Speaker 1: you guys? You guys live together? Or what? What is

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Speaker 1: this your business? Like? What what? What's what's what's the deal?

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Speaker 1: What's what's what are you asking about? My girl? Well,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this here. What's what's what's going

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Speaker 1: on with you and at the job? Uh? What what

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Speaker 1: do you what do you mean? What's going on? Like?

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Speaker 1: Like I mean you you know, you know, right? I

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Speaker 1: mean so what like what what's what's the deal? What what?

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Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who the who? The are you like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What's the what? What is this for? Like? Why are

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Speaker 1: you like? I don't even know you? I just calmed down,

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Speaker 1: just climbed down, like I say, my name is saying.

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Speaker 1: I work at Gila too, you know, And I know

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you now. I know you. I know

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Speaker 1: what you doing, okay. I know what you're doing at

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Speaker 1: the job already know and a couple other people know

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Speaker 1: what's going on. And I know you've got a girl.

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Speaker 1: I know you got a girl at home. I know that.

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Speaker 1: What so what what? What? What the what? What is

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Speaker 1: this about? Like? Why why do you call my bolte

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Speaker 1: trying to harass me about the boat? Like? Who are you? Like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What is your problem? Like he man, hey, hey, come now,

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Speaker 1: I mean I infinished. I ain't trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: a little secret or nothing like that. I ain't trying

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Speaker 1: to do that, all right, but but but I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be real with you, okay, all right, Like I said,

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Speaker 1: you know, I got one of your names. I got

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Speaker 1: your number from one of coworkers. Okay, I got your number.

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Speaker 1: I said, I want to I want to give the

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Speaker 1: car and you're talking about something. That's how I got

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Speaker 1: your number? So yeah, who gave tu? We'll get to

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Speaker 1: that later. Okay, we'll get to that later. But let

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Speaker 1: me but let me say this though. I know what's

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Speaker 1: going on with you and the job, all right, and

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say nothing about it. You know, that's

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Speaker 1: just a little secret or whatever. But I do have

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Speaker 1: something that I want you to do, though, What what

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Speaker 1: do you want? Dude? Like? But what what do you want?

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Speaker 1: You call me? Bugging me about all this book? Like?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want? Here? It is? Man, Listen,

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on,

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Speaker 1: all right, That ain't that ain't even I don't even

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Speaker 1: care about that. But here here's what I do want

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Speaker 1: you to do. I do need some help from you,

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Speaker 1: all right. Listen. My little girl is selling a girl

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Speaker 1: Scout cookies and I want you to buy fifty boxes

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Speaker 1: of them, all right with be a cash out because

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Speaker 1: she gotta have them soul by tomorrow morning. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Bro? You? Okay, so you're on some black

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Speaker 1: man's books and listen to who gave you my number?

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Speaker 1: Because you want to call me asked me to buy

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Speaker 1: them some cookies and you you should just bet a

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Speaker 1: man and ask me about it. Like, don't be calling

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Speaker 1: my phone trying to get me that book, Like come on, man,

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Speaker 1: like I ain't got no time for this. Like what

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you to do is buy today I'm cookies. Man,

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Speaker 1: That's it. You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: I do want you to buy cookie. I need you

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Speaker 1: to buy fifty box girl scout cookies. Can you do no?

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Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no no. You ain't gonna call and try to

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Speaker 1: manipulate me and to buying like you're you're talking? Are

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Speaker 1: you trying to make me fighte? Thank for you? Nothing

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Speaker 1: for you disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act

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Speaker 1: like you like just trying to manipulate. I ain't down

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Speaker 1: with that, bro, I ain't do you. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to bout my cookies though? So do you want me

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Speaker 1: to call your your girl and see a ship on

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Speaker 1: my cookies? You gotta say the wait for my throw man,

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Speaker 1: Like don't don't come near her, Okay, you don't call her,

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Speaker 1: you'll come gar her, come near me. You just get

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Speaker 1: to get out of here. I'm about to start this nine,

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Speaker 1: figure out who you are, and come right after you,

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Speaker 1: man like, because I ain't playing bro, I ain't right.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna tell you what. Man, I don't argue

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Speaker 1: with you. I don't argue with you. But I'll get

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Speaker 1: off the phone right now. I'll get off right now.

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Speaker 1: And I'm your girl. I'm gonna call your girl and

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Speaker 1: see if you don't want to buy some No no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, you ain't call nobody. You you just get

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Speaker 1: you get I try to God, I'm gonna find out

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Speaker 1: who you are. I'm gonna find out who gave you

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Speaker 1: that number. I'm gonna call you up like you know,

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Speaker 1: you'll call me trying to right me. Okay, man, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I ain't just cool. We're still talking

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Speaker 1: about it, all right. I'm gonna get the right. I

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Speaker 1: don't like so so, so I'll get off the phone

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Speaker 1: like you want me to, Adrian, I'll do that. But

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Speaker 1: let me let me ask you here though, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you this though you sure you want me to

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Speaker 1: call you? Sure you want me to do that? Write

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Speaker 1: at that is not her name? Then you something individuals?

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Speaker 1: All right? Look how much of these cookies. How much

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Speaker 1: you want? And then Tommy told me you would buy

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Speaker 1: the cookies. Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you would buy

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Speaker 1: the cookies. I mean, man, hey, man, check it out.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker got me to play phone call you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. So, oh god, listen,

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Speaker 1: so listen, Adrian. We have beat. We beat all the names,

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Speaker 1: so nobody knows the things at all. Okay, you're good, bro,

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Speaker 1: you're good man, and I you got me. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna taking that. Man. I

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Speaker 1: just used up all mine and yeah, I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: where's you go? I am going out? You up? Man?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you got me on this from lit

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Speaker 1: Tell me this morning. One more thing before you go, age.

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Speaker 1: What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land, The Steve Harvard Morton till Man, which

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Speaker 1: is why he got played every morning. It's that time.

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Speaker 1: You can buy him though black mail to do it. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, just to hold down confusion. I'm just yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm something. How much is a box of Girl

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Speaker 1: Scout cookies five dollars. Yeah, but but the the whole

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Speaker 1: hours and confusion you're doing. Yeah, got local grocery store

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Speaker 1: hanging out or now they do contactless because of COVID

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Speaker 1: they ship them. You have a link. Now, well, I'll

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Speaker 1: just go. You said put your mask on, We're back,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go March nine. The Nephew is

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Speaker 1: coming to Beaumont, Texas, March the nineteenth, Beaumont, Texas. That's

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Speaker 1: the Julie Rogers theater pickers don't see. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: let's start the announcement over. I'm gonna be your hype man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you're gonna be the main rapper. I'm

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Speaker 1: would be the dude behind you with the boom box.

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Speaker 1: All right, bet okay, let's go, ladies and gentlemen, March nineteenth, Boatmont,

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Speaker 1: Texas and the coming to town Julie just being a well.

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Speaker 1: Saturday Night, April first through the third, Nashville, Tennessee. You

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Speaker 1: got three nights, three nights, Nashville, Tennessee at Zaney's Comedy Club,

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Speaker 1: Pick one B one, April eight through the tenth. It's

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone, Shawlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte been Now, last

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Speaker 1: time I was there with John hitting whoa so long

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Speaker 1: Eastern weekend. All the white folks went to the beach,

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Speaker 1: black Tree. They had nothing to do. Hold out. That's

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Speaker 1: April eight through the Tip Comedy Zone shoot in North Carolina. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it, Thank you, hype man, See's baby. That's nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy coming to tad A mouth out be square. You

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Speaker 1: under then what it is what you love, Steve, not

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Speaker 1: your bone? What this ain't friend to be fun? Continue

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Speaker 1: to hype Steve coming up next. Strawberry letter subject, I'm

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Speaker 1: the captain of this ship. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show