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Speaker 1: The nik podcast. Here's Nikki. Hey guys, Happy started the

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Speaker 1: week to you. Thanks for listening to the show out there. Um,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Thank you for listening to the ads

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Speaker 1: that start our show. You know you wanted to just start.

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Speaker 1: I know it's frustrating, it's but it's what you gotta

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Speaker 1: do so that a podcast is free. And thank you

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Speaker 1: to my heart for making it free and for selling

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Speaker 1: those ads. So support our advertisers if you can, if

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Speaker 1: something strikes your fancy. That's what advertising is up for. No, uh,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? Happy? Like sixth week of the show,

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Speaker 1: I've lost track now, even though I should still be.

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Speaker 1: When people go episode twenty, I'm like, whoa, we've done

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Speaker 1: that many. Yeah. I just think it's fun to say

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Speaker 1: gotta get wasted and we have to take we have

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Speaker 1: to do twenty one podcast in one day. Yeah, did

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Speaker 1: you ever do that on yours? And then you die

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Speaker 1: if I did. I don't remember. That wasn't a thing though.

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Speaker 1: In college. That was a thing that was like you

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Speaker 1: got it to anyone shots and you and I always

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Speaker 1: made the joke you're turning. Oh you gotta rent twenty

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Speaker 1: five rental cars tonight as an adult, because that's the

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Speaker 1: only thing you get when you turn that's the last

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Speaker 1: thing you get that you can be president when you're

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Speaker 1: thirty five, and then you can get so security when

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Speaker 1: you're what. Oh never, because there's none of that left.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Kids listening. Uh no, how is

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Speaker 1: your weekend? It was great, But I was telling you

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Speaker 1: before the show, I'm just so exhausted from socializing. I know,

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Speaker 1: I said save it for the show. I want to

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Speaker 1: hear about this. Yeah, I mean, and I don't just

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Speaker 1: mean like in person or whatever. It's just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: my fiance's dad was here all the birthday to say

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Speaker 1: no more. Fiance's dad is maybe the two worst two

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Speaker 1: words I've ever heard together. Fiance's dad like, and he

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Speaker 1: came in for your birthday. I gave you so much

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Speaker 1: to I'm like, literally, that's the for my birthday. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to dinner with my fiance and my fiance's dad.

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Speaker 1: Fiance's dad needs to be the name of a band

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Speaker 1: um or a sketch troop, probably a UCB sketch troupe um. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but your fiance's dad is It's cool. Right, what's his name? Steve? Steve?

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Speaker 1: I almost said Steve. Okay, fiance's dad Steve. And um,

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Speaker 1: you guys had a good birthday, like din yeah, we

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Speaker 1: had a great birthday. Din um. He there was like

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Speaker 1: a PFL match on the TV screen at the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: which is a martial arts company, and he was into it.

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Speaker 1: So we got to watch the big UFC fight on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you love that? I do? And uh

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Speaker 1: we we a woman that we know, Rose Roman Jews

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Speaker 1: now a U and s Sorry I mixed up different

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Speaker 1: sounds at the end of her name. That sounds the

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Speaker 1: same to me because I'm an ignorant American. Wait Rose,

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Speaker 1: no unus unus not uns. Yeah. I remember having to

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Speaker 1: memorize her name because she came on her show. She

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Speaker 1: was so nice on you up. Yeah. I follow her

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Speaker 1: Every time her name comes up, you could just call

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Speaker 1: her thug Rose thug ros Okay, so thug ros. She

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Speaker 1: I saw that Joe Rogan cried when she won. She

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Speaker 1: made him cry on her victory speech. Is that it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She She always says such like awesome things. She like

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Speaker 1: I just love her, and she say that you wrote

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Speaker 1: on your story, so you know, like for her, she's

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Speaker 1: not just like a fighter who's about the physicality of it.

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Speaker 1: She's also about the mental strength aspect. And Joe Rogan, um,

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Speaker 1: and um, he's like, oh, I saw before the match

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Speaker 1: started you were saying I'm the best to yourself, and

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Speaker 1: a door. You know what I learned about her this

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Speaker 1: weekend that I think you might really appreciate. I liked

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Speaker 1: everything about her. She shaved her head too. I want

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Speaker 1: everyone to know right now, this is what I learned

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Speaker 1: this girl. She shaved her head as a like a heterosexual,

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Speaker 1: uh woman. She shaved her head and like dates like

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Speaker 1: in matches. She she shaved her head because she was

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Speaker 1: because she was like, it's not about my looks, it's

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Speaker 1: about what I put in the in the in the Pentagon,

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Speaker 1: the Pentagon Octagon. Yeah, I'm glad you funked that up

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Speaker 1: and not me. That would have been like way more

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Speaker 1: hilarious if I did it, because I know so little,

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Speaker 1: but you know so much that that was really embarrassing

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Speaker 1: for you. And yes, I hope people give you a

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Speaker 1: ship for it. At no injection brings me satisfaction that

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Speaker 1: Andrew is going to be so jealous that you, like

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Speaker 1: we get like I talked about this with you and

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Speaker 1: the Pentagon. What I want to say about her is

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Speaker 1: I love that she did that in rebellion of like

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Speaker 1: the two hot bodies like oiled up and rubbing it like,

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Speaker 1: because the first thing to do as a woman to

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Speaker 1: being sexualized because long hair is like men like it.

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Speaker 1: I've never met a man who I forget the guy

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Speaker 1: who said it to me, but it confirmed so much

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Speaker 1: for me, some guy who's like, you know, I to

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Speaker 1: I probably wanted to be desired by this person one

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Speaker 1: of those people. But the fact that I can't remember

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Speaker 1: who it was kind of a shame. But I remember

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Speaker 1: him saying, no girl, Oh I know who it was.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so funny. Um, I'll just say

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Speaker 1: it because like, I do value his opinion of women

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Speaker 1: and like hot women because he's pulled so many hot women,

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Speaker 1: so I always want him to think I'm hot, And

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Speaker 1: I like ask for confirmation our friendship just because I

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Speaker 1: don't even ask for confirmation, he always gives it to

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Speaker 1: me and it's very nice. But David Spade, I remember

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Speaker 1: him one time saying to me, no girl has ever

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Speaker 1: cut her hair shorter, and a guy has been like,

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Speaker 1: I like that one, Like, let's say above the shoulders,

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Speaker 1: but it's because I know they're exceptions. But when I

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Speaker 1: heard that, I was like, yeah, short hair is kind

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Speaker 1: of a rejection. It's what you do when you get older,

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Speaker 1: you know, you suddenly have soccer mom hair. It goes

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about all this? Uh? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's the truth. I watched like a show on the

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Speaker 1: Learning Channel Some signs. Yeah, some show about um, you know,

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Speaker 1: women's sexuality and besides symmetry, thick hair is a sign

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Speaker 1: of fertility and all that. So there's something like can

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Speaker 1: made the mistake of covering. So a badass reason, but

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Speaker 1: also interesting because um you you you also wanted to

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Speaker 1: um this. You have an upcoming match and you wanted

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Speaker 1: to sexualize it. Isn't that why I want to look hot?

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Speaker 1: You did a reverse Uh what is her name? Thorne

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Speaker 1: Rose thug Ros Thug Rose Thorne Rose is good too,

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Speaker 1: because you know they have them. All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: Andrew in here. Where is he? Let's get him in

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Speaker 1: the Pentagon? Andrew, Welcome to the show. Hello Nikki or

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Speaker 1: should I say Nick? Why? I don't know? I thought

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Speaker 1: I thought you were like wanting to announce that I've

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Speaker 1: changed genders, and you were like, you got ahead of

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Speaker 1: my announcement, And I'm like, Andrew not yet. To be honest,

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Speaker 1: nothing that I know, I know, but for some reason,

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Speaker 1: I thought Nikki was short for something, and then I

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Speaker 1: couldn't think of anything longer. Uh, Nicole, is it like

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Speaker 1: my real name too? It's insane that you couldn't come

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Speaker 1: up with my real name Nick. But it didn't sound

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Speaker 1: like you were trying to like get like like you

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Speaker 1: to announce that I'm transitioning to a man, and you

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Speaker 1: were like, Hey, Nikki or should I say Nick? Congrats

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Speaker 1: on the n Like that's what it sounded like. It

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Speaker 1: worked out and I didn't tell them yet. That's for

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Speaker 1: Tuesday's show. Oh well, okay, I'll take you back Okay, Nicole,

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Speaker 1: how are you. I'm really good. I'm really good. I

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Speaker 1: uh the weather is nice here in St. Louis had

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Speaker 1: a nice uh two days with the lady. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: were like, She's like, Andrew Is is just showing her

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Speaker 1: all of her as Instagram. I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. Like, she's like the Queen. I can't do

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Speaker 1: her accident accident at all. Her accident is more like

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Speaker 1: it except when she says flawed, like he's so flawed.

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Speaker 1: She goes flowed. And one day she was saying, well, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: he's flawed. He's floored, and I was like, he's he's floored,

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Speaker 1: Like he's like astonished about what about what she said?

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Speaker 1: He's flawed, Nikki, He's flawed because of his mom. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what happened with his mom? Why floored? UM? So, anyway,

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Speaker 1: Robin told me that your Instagram had a lot of

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Speaker 1: your lady on it, So I'm wondering what in your

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Speaker 1: like wild on posting and doing it like where you

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Speaker 1: were like tricking the audience into thinking like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: a second. Now I'm gonna show for a lot, Like

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Speaker 1: what is the logic behind all of this? There were

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Speaker 1: there discussions of of exclusivity, No, no discussions. It was

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Speaker 1: that Look, it's not dodging it. I just don't. When

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Speaker 1: two people are hanging out having as much fun as

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Speaker 1: I want to do. I know, I want a little

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Speaker 1: but then you activate gazebos where you go into that talk.

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Speaker 1: It's called yeah, what are It's called what are we?

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Speaker 1: What are we? I love you being on the Lime

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Speaker 1: going I want to talk though, and you can't hear

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Speaker 1: it because you're scoot in fourteen point eight miles per

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Speaker 1: hour and you're just scoop on. Yeah. We went through

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Speaker 1: Fords Park, which actually the Lime knows to bring down

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Speaker 1: the speed to nine point seven, which was Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: That's the biggest, that's bigger than Central Park. For those

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Speaker 1: of people don't know, we have an amazing park in St.

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Speaker 1: makes sense, Like they're my love. They're like my lover,

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00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: and like someone that you love and that you don't.

426
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,679
Speaker 1: It's not just about anything else anyway. That what I

427
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: wanted to say is that when you're getting massage from

428
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: your lover or a friend, just uh, let just just

429
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: let yourself enjoy it, because what's the fucking point Let

430
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,199
Speaker 1: yourself enjoy things? People. That's the thing. We always have

431
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: so much guilt all the time. If something feels good,

432
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 1: try to let it in a little bit before you

433
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: just start beating, like saying that you shouldn't be getting this.

434
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: This person giving it to you clearly doesn't want to

435
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: be doing it. Stop it, stop projecting. And that's a

436
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: note for me to Let's get to the news. You

437
00:23:50,440 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: heard it here first. Ah, here we go, guys, what's

438
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: going on? I hope you're having fun out there having

439
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: all the swells people, uh even other you know, everywhere. Okay,

440
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: so here we go. It was going really well, and

441
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 1: then I had to add another thing. Okay, here we go.

442
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: First story, nick, Uh, there's a multimillion dollar orgasm cult

443
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: endorsed by Hollywood who gathered at Californian sex communes and

444
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: have what feels like three hour orgasms. Okay, I mean

445
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: this is I read this whole article. It was a lot. Really,

446
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: I didn't read it. What what do we got going

447
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: on there? Oh? Didn't you recommend this one? Yeah? Because

448
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 1: I read the headline. Oh oh, Nicole the Done founded

449
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: a group called don't read it to me? Just if

450
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: you wrote the whole thing paraphrase. Okay, okay, you want

451
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: to help I can help out a Yeah, I could though,

452
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: and then we could work from there. Uh. So she

453
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 1: she lived in San Francisco. She started like she she

454
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: was like a Buddhist like monk kind of person. She

455
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: thought sex should be more of like a spiritual experience. Yeah,

456
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: spiritual and not like it has to be so much

457
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: so sexual and like let's get over the like dirtiness

458
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: of it. So she like started this thing where women

459
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: would just get fingered. She did. She did a thing

460
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: where yeah, and Tom class and fingered a girl while

461
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: we were together. But this is what got her over

462
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: the hump. A guy put a flashlight on her vagina

463
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: and described her vagina like, oh, you have a quarrel

464
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: kind of vagina, and then he lightly fingered her clip tour.

465
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: It's very like gentle very. It does kind of look

466
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: like she quarrel if you explait it out, Okay, go on, Yeah,

467
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of coral here in the Cayman's

468
00:25:55,320 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: camany man. So yeah. So essentially like she loved it,

469
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: and then she spread she longer than if I did

470
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: read the article. Just can you blankst it for me? No,

471
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: uh no, I'm doing a great job. He's actually doing

472
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: a very good job. Okay, it was a very long article.

473
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you guys, I'm sorry I sent an article

474
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: that was like a book report. Can you pretend you're

475
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: fingering me and and give me three hours to tell

476
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: the story? So can you pretend your started O M?

477
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: And then it turned into a new thing where they're

478
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: all joining together. A lot of people are joining together,

479
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: and sex is it's sexual. It's just like, let's have

480
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: this experience, like we're all tripping together for three hours.

481
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: It's like ayahuasca, but for sex. Not The problem is

482
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: money got involved. She opened up centers and next time women. Yeah,

483
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: so women are being like sex trafficked and told to

484
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: fund these guys, so they pay ten grand a pop

485
00:26:53,359 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: to you know, joined the center. You just enrollment happening, know,

486
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I mean I think I sent this because

487
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm just like into that kind of It sounded intriguing

488
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: to me. I don't want to funk a bunch of

489
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: hippies and I don't want to like, but I do.

490
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: Uh would you love them? Do it on you? What

491
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: do you mean do O M? Yeah? Well, yeah, my

492
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend took this class because I was very turned

493
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: on by the idea of him like pleasing other women,

494
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: like it was just my turn on. And so he

495
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: found out about o M, which is orgasm meditation and

496
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: he went to these classes and women just lay. The

497
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,959
Speaker 1: guys learned how to finger and the girls learned how

498
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: to receive it without like guilt or weirdness, and then

499
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: it's very non sexual and then you have an orgasm

500
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: as a guy gently like flick your clip like methodically,

501
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: like almost scientifically, for like twenty minutes. He my ex boyfriend,

502
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: didn't even tell me about it because he wanted to

503
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: surprise me with it, and then he eventually did and

504
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: I was like so turned on by it, but he

505
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: was like, what, it's not as hot as you think.

506
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: There's like it's not really like hot. It's literally like

507
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: you know, fingering. Older women are like, it's just like

508
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: exchange in a community. There's THEO Vaughan did it. He

509
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: would go house to house and do this. So once

510
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: you learn, you just go around and share this fingering

511
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: technique that is meditated for you and the woman. And

512
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: then anyway, my ex boyfriend did it to me like

513
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: a while after he took the class because it was

514
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 1: just like not what he thought it was, and it

515
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: was fine. It was like I he had kind of

516
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: forgotten the technique and I was just trying to connect

517
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: with him and it was just like it just didn't

518
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: do it for me. But I would, um know, I

519
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to do that because but I would uh

520
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: like you know, to be involved in like a multiper

521
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: a multi male uh situation. At some point I've kind

522
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: of like realized like, yeah, that's probably i'd like that

523
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: to be in my future at some point, which I

524
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: mean not a lot of women can say, but I

525
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: bet a lot of women do feel. I mean, I

526
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: think what I learned the most from the article actually,

527
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: and what I would learn from OM is I tend

528
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 1: to my patients, maybe my A D D. I I'll

529
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: start soft, and then I'll think the girl wants me

530
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: to get to rev it up, and I think revving

531
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: it up isn't the best move all the time. And

532
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: I think a lot of guys think you got to

533
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: rev it up because that's what we would want, you know,

534
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: and to stay soft and have the patients make her

535
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: beg for you to go faster, let her like direct

536
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: it because she will like just respond to like what

537
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: she's doing. But I would I would agree with that,

538
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: stay at the pace you're going, if it's working, don't

539
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: rev But it's so hard to be just a pace

540
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: car and thinking that you're going to win the race.

541
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: If that makes sense. Yeah, well she can tell you

542
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: when the race is about to be one and then

543
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: you can sprint ahead like you can work as a team.

544
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: It's not about you. Like I hate when guys go

545
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: like I got it and you're like, um, I'm the

546
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: one feeling this and so you don't got it. Next story. Um,

547
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: there are five things you can do in the morning

548
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: that can make you happy you're through the day, okay, okay,

549
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: can I guess? Yes, Meditate, eat breakfast, brush your teeth,

550
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: make your bed, um, and write a gratitude list or

551
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: write a to do list. Some of those were right. Um.

552
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: One a hamster, I don't know, sacrifice the hamster to Okay,

553
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: now you're now you're more if you can't find a hamster.

554
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: A colony of bees, that's for yeah. Add to the

555
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: collapse of humanity so that you know you feel in

556
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: control of the things you really have no control of her. Yes,

557
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: then make your bed, then make you Okay, got it? Okay,

558
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: so what is it? All right? Number one is pick

559
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: a wellness habit, then link it today a m ritual

560
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: you already have, like meditation, or exercise. Okay, get your

561
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: phone out of the room. When I was literally reading

562
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: this in bed, right when I woke up on my phone. Uh,

563
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: get your phone out of your room. When you reach

564
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: for your phone first thing in the morning, you're really

565
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: inviting the outside world to dictate your mood. Talk to yourself.

566
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: If you use your own name in your own self talk,

567
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: you're more likely to follow cognitive advice. That's actually pretty smart.

568
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: Talk to yourself. Okay, yeah, I like I talked to

569
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: myself all the time. I talk to myself all the

570
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: time now, especially now that I'm alone and you're not

571
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: like in the vicinity or like, might not hear me

572
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: talk to myself. It's been so good. I go, uh, yesterday,

573
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: my place is a mess, and I go, Nikki, look

574
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: at this place. It is a mess. But aren't you

575
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: so cute, Like look at this, this is the mess.

576
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: This is the like hotel room of an eleven year

577
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: old girl, Like that is so adorable that you still

578
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: live like a little child sometimes and like now you're

579
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: an adult and let's pick it up. And then I

580
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: start picking I'm literally saying this out loud to myself

581
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: and then I go, um, I go look at this,

582
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: look at this like I just make fun of it

583
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: and laugh like heeartedly at things about myself instead of

584
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: being mean. And then I also have, um, I've started

585
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: to have conversation with people, and yesterday actually I was

586
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: having a conversation with a man that I want to

587
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: tell some things too, but that I can't, and I

588
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: was like, what I want to just do more than this.

589
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I want to write a song

590
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: maybe and convey my feelings and maybe he'll hear that someday.

591
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, I'll record a podcast

592
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: to him that he'll never hear that. He'll just be

593
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: all my thoughts like very like as if I'm like

594
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: And the fact that it was a recording made me

595
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: feel like it would it like existed, you know, it

596
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: was a thing as opposed to just talking to myself.

597
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: So I recommend people record podcasts to people they want

598
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: to say things too, because it really felt like I

599
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: was like talking to him and it got so much

600
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: of my stuff out. So do you ever talk to

601
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: you talk to yourself. It's like a verbal journal essentially,

602
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:51,479
Speaker 1: that's what you do. That's like the thirty rock Do

603
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: you know thirty Rock the when Jenna is in a

604
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: movie that no one can know. You know Jenna who

605
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: talks like this on thirty Rock, Jane chris Kowski. You know,

606
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: she's the blog. There's the star. Okay, she is. She's

607
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: she's about to make her film debut in a in

608
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: a movie called The Rural Juror and no one knows

609
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: how to everyone's like the rua jer the Or, and

610
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: like she gets interviewed by Barbara Walters, who's played by

611
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: Rachel Drashy check. I'm here with Jenna Maroney from the

612
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: r and so whatever I just said was very close

613
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: to Rural Journey. Oh what did you say? I'm in

614
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: the Verbal Journal. It's a new offering. Also reminds me

615
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: of attorney. Oh my god, Bob blah blah. If you

616
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: don't haven't seen the rest of development. The attorney's name

617
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: is Bob lab law l O b l A W.

618
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: So he goes, my name's blah blah blah. And then

619
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: he had a law blog and it was blah Bob

620
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: blah blogs law blog, Bob La la La. I love

621
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: that ship. That's so fucking funny, dude, all right, uh

622
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: pj bj Novac has a book that is all those

623
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: things that kids read with their parents, and so the

624
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: parents sound like they're saying insane things and the kids laugh. Yeah,

625
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: book where the parents, you know, it's like so sofa king,

626
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: remember so faking? I am so sofa kid? You've never

627
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: seen that sofa? The word sofa and then king it

628
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: sounds like you're saying, so I haven't one. So it's

629
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: stuff like that. That's a little devices. I love that,

630
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: but I gotta read that. Okay. Make a social contact

631
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: for kids. Make a social contact with somebody you have

632
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: positive regard for you. This can be a text and caller,

633
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: meet up for coffee. Um, okay, reach out to someone,

634
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: make human contact. That makes sense. God, I want to

635
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: talk more about rituals, but maybe we'll say it. Incorporate gratitude, Yes,

636
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: gratitude essentially. Okay, No gratitude, that's the best thing. Just

637
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: have a friend where you send every day three things

638
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: you're grateful for it. It It can be the dumbest thing

639
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: and you will drop off within four days of doing this,

640
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: but then just find another friend to do it, and

641
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: then you send gratitude lists every day and it truly

642
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: helps you be happier. Okay, And no that you just

643
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: fall off you and then that friend, Yeah, you kind

644
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: of don't talk to them again because that's all like

645
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: because you're so ashamed that you didn't send your gratitude

646
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: list and they sent one that was Noah sent the

647
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: best ones. No and I were doing it for a

648
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: while and hers would be like just so poetic, they

649
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: were really good. Noah, did that make you happier when

650
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: we were doing that? For like, what do we do it? Like?

651
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: Maybe we did it like twice. I'm so sorry that

652
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: I fell off No, but it's nice to even do once.

653
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's very hard. We don't have to be perfect.

654
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: If you are like, want to be vegan one day

655
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: of your life, like that's better than never no days.

656
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: And if you want to do a gratitude list with

657
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: the Fred one time that you should do every day,

658
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: but one time is better than no time. It definitely

659
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: made me realize that it's so much easier to complain

660
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: than to be great full for things. Yeah, it really is,

661
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: So we should start doing should do I did a

662
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: pitch originally that on the podcast We End with Gratitude.

663
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: I was doing that on my old one a little bit.

664
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: But it's hard to do. Okay, let's get to why

665
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: do I care. Let's focus on the negatives. Why do

666
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 1: I care? Oh man, why do you care? Glenn Close? Does?

667
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: Did you watch the Oscars last night? I watched. I

668
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: saw this live. Okay, so yeah, Glenn Close did the

669
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: butt is that the after losing the record eight? She

670
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: lost her record eighth Oscar. That's hilarious. I didn't know that.

671
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: So Little Raill did this thing. Guess that song? I mean,

672
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: I told you last night it felt like wild and

673
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: now like there was a DJ. I know, It's like

674
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: quest Love was jing. It was a very like cool event,

675
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: like it felt like and they it was very um.

676
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: The Oscars were not white last night. They were not white,

677
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: and I liked that a lot. Like I was like, Wow,

678
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: they only are cutting to people not evenside are black.

679
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: They're only playing black artists. They are only having black

680
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: presenters for like a big part of the show. And

681
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: I was like fuck yeah, I mean like they I

682
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: like that They go we're not going to try to

683
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: make it look like we're doing this naturally. We're just

684
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: all in because we funked up before and we're going

685
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: all in. And I liked that little rel though I

686
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: will say that was a hell gig. That having to

687
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: like just play the room and talk to celebrities and

688
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: trust that. I mean he they pointed people out for

689
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: him to talk to. What's her name was hilarious. Did

690
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: you see that moment with um, I don't even know,

691
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, where he goes, yeah, purple rain. He's like,

692
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: is this an Oscar nominated song, an Oscar wedding song

693
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: or didn't wasn't nominated for an Oscar And she goes

694
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: he hands the microphone to uh, Andre Day and uh

695
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: she who I don't know what she's from, but um,

696
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: she was Hilary. She goes, well, it was probably wasn't nominated,

697
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: because she goes, well, it's a great song. It's one

698
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: of the best songs, so it probably wasn't even nominated

699
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: because that's what happens. And he goes, you're right, it

700
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: wasn't nominated, and she goes figures and it was just

701
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: like so good that she was like, great things by

702
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: black artists don't get never got acknowledged, so it's probably

703
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: it was. It was just such a good burn. I

704
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: loved it. She said something like something about like that's

705
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: some bullshit. Um. But then yeah, him going around it

706
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: was like it was not fun. That was a fucking

707
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: hell gig. And I said that I was grateful on Twitter,

708
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: I said I was grateful I did not get asked

709
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: like if if they had asked me to do a

710
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: gig like that, which I'm close to the point, I

711
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: would say in a couple a year or so, I'll

712
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: be at that level where they I get asked to

713
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: do big ship like that and it's a big opportunity

714
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: to bomb wildly, and I it sucks because you gotta

715
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: take those gigs, but i'd be I'm so glad I

716
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: haven't been asked to them yet because it's scared scary.

717
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: What was that? Sorry? No, what's a hell gig? A

718
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: hell gig is just as a stand up you get

719
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: asked to do like an event that the it's not

720
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: conducive to being hilarious. And they don't know that. The

721
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: people that organized it didn't know it. They don't realize that, Uh,

722
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: you know, comedians notoriously bomb at these shows. Did I

723
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: watched for Key Jervas's Golden Globes from a couple of

724
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: years ago. Last night, I retweeted it. If you want

725
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: to see it, it's so fucking good. He's a little

726
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: bit like self congratulatory of like funcket, I'm being totally

727
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: crazy up here. But the shit he got away was saying,

728
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm shocked by some of it, and um, some of

729
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: it's such good jokes, but the celebrities reacting to them.

730
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: I was just I said, probably twenty two times watching

731
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: his seven minute monologue because they're all scoffing like interesting,

732
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: like why last I was watching the Oscars last night

733
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 1: or whatever, and uh, part of me my initial reaction,

734
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: if I'm going to be completely honest, I was like,

735
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: what about the sanctimony of the Oscars? Like remember watching

736
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: like old oscar clips and it's like al Pacino going

737
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: up there and being like, yes, I am an actor

738
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, you are an actor. We changed the

739
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: world through horror acting, and it's like this, like you

740
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: couldn't even joke or any It was so serious. But

741
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: but it was the only award show. It was like

742
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: the last every award show. I get that, like, but

743
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: so at first I was like, well, can't we have

744
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: one award show that Actually it's like very like well,

745
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, like uptight and like takes itself. Seriously,

746
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: doesn't everyone know that? Isn't this for me? Seeing the

747
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: Golden globes on zoom, it just sucks all of the

748
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 1: bullshit out of it. All of this is bullshit. But people, Yeah,

749
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 1: it's like the King and Queen. You can't go back,

750
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: you can't go back. You've seen that these like to

751
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: me like I've I've I've done LSD or something. When

752
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: it comes to like Hollywood, like acting like these picture,

753
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: these motion pictures and that the world of and seeing

754
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: behind the scenes and seeing how crew are just doing

755
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: their fucking job. And yes, yes it is passionate, passion project. Obviously,

756
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm passionate about my art and comedy and I moved

757
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: deeply by things. But acting like these people are any

758
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: more important than the person who takes your trash out.

759
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: And I mean that the infrastructure that that takes our

760
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,479
Speaker 1: waste management should be celebrated in the same way. There's

761
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: no it actually should be celebrated. More so, the idea

762
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: that like we have any sort of reverence for artists

763
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: beyond any other reverence we have for people is so

764
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: dumb and misplaced by our society. Celebrity is so stupid.

765
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: I've reaped the benefits of it, but it is so dumb,

766
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: and the Oscars is the epitome of it, and it's

767
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: been dismantled. And I hope I hope everyone. I hope

768
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: they all get knocked off their pedestals. I saw a

769
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: brilliant tweet on redd at the other day that was like,

770
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be funny if tomorrow we all just agreed

771
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: to stop caring about celebrities and just like, see what

772
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: happened to them, like what they would do, Like if

773
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: we all just like because that could happen, but it

774
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: won't because people love the cult of worship and this

775
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: brings you happiness. This is not this is anything, but

776
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: we are better than you. This is me saying we're

777
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: not better than you. No one's better than you. And

778
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: these fucking oscars where women put on these satin dumb

779
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: outfits that are a piece of work and of themselves.

780
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: And yes, we can celebrate that and say we like

781
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: the glitz and the glamor of the oscars, but thinking

782
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: that this is special, thinking that you need a this

783
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: the whole idea of luxury and the fact that you

784
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: need a separate fork for a different salad it's all bullshit.

785
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: You guys, forks work all the same way. Everything that

786
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: rich people do is so over the top, just to

787
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: remind you that they're rich and that they feel better

788
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 1: than you. That little second salad fork, the little fucking

789
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: like uh anything anything, it just disgusted me. But it

790
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: also I love, you know, these things feel nice and

791
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: look nice. You know, I love that fork analogy. That

792
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: was really amazing, honestly, the the I think we should

793
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: have listeners right in and we could do like the

794
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: best garbage man or the best and have people right

795
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: in and why they're the best at their job, and

796
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: we'll have our own little oscars here. Like that's a

797
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: good idea. And it's a guy named Oscar in the

798
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: trash can, but the trash man is taking out boom.

799
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: It is a The oscars are just gonna be the Yeah,

800
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the trophy. Okay, let someone get on that. Noah, Okay,

801
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: why do I care? That's why I care. Let's get

802
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: on to the segment for the day listener mail my favorite.

803
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: I love hearing from our fans. Thank you so much.

804
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: You know what I want to do is I want

805
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: to start, uh get getting fans to leave voice memos

806
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: and recordings for us short recording so that we can

807
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: hear from you and hear your voice and listen to

808
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: you on air uninterrupted, because uh yeah, we'll just play

809
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: it and then listen. Um, but let's start out with

810
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: let's start out with some emails. Listen to mail. Okay,

811
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: here we go. Andrew's stock. This is regarding Andrew's stock.

812
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: This is from Gwen Um best friend here, having a

813
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 1: great day with all the swells. Oh good to hear that, Gwen.

814
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: I just wanted to mention that I can hear in

815
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: Andrew's voice a definite before after getting some and and

816
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: after getting some in his voice, his inflection and tone

817
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: reading the news is totally different. He, like any of

818
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: us would be, is totally happier in his delivery. I

819
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: can't be the only listener who notices. Love you all,

820
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 1: your best friend, Gwen. Thanks best friend, Gwen Um, Andrew,

821
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: what do you think? I guess I have a lot

822
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 1: of stock. When I when I hold up my stock,

823
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: it gets to the back of my throat and then yeah,

824
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: flegm is also come Apparently acid reflexes is come reflex,

825
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 1: come reflex And then I had a lot of come

826
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: in my esophagus apparently, and and once I got it

827
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: all out, your boy shirt could say big words again.

828
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: I think there's something to that, Like God, if I'm uh,

829
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: if I'm just like if you're well, maybe it's your stock.

830
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I don't find a difference in

831
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: my tone after I've like come a sense like but

832
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: if I've if I've been loved up and I'm like

833
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: in love, I'm like very relaxed, like I guess there's

834
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: no better feeling than that. But is when you're like,

835
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: is your mood like dictated by like, oh, after you

836
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: spend the night with your lady who you have a

837
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: lot of fun with sexually, is your mood the next

838
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: day like I like her so much? Or is it

839
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: like I came like relaxed, Like it's so different from men.

840
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 1: I'm kind of curious. I guess it's both. I mean,

841
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: I uh, I do feel very happy and giddy today.

842
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because your boy had sex

843
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: so much or he wrote on a lime scooter when

844
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: it was seventy five degrees. I'm perfect. I mean, I'm

845
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: sure it all top yeah, um, but yeah, I mean

846
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: when she leaves like part of me. I do still

847
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: love my space. You know, I'm not I'm gonna be

848
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like I like laying in bed

849
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: and being able to Like there's little things like being

850
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: on your phone and watching a YouTube as loud as

851
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: you can about a UFC fight and not thinking like

852
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm ignoring someone. Yeah, but again that is up to

853
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: her to put an end to. You can still do

854
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: that stuff, maybe not as loud as you want because

855
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: being mindful of someone next to you, but you should

856
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: be able to watch your phone like, um, yeah, that

857
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: that is a thing, like when you're with someone you

858
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: don't when I wanted to watch like my videos of

859
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: like my bedtime videos of like people having their warts

860
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: dissected from their feet. It's kind of a hard thing

861
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: to break out in bed next to someone who you're

862
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: falling asleep with, who you just had like an intimate,

863
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: lovely evening and you're like, good night, sweetie. You're like

864
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: holding his hand while one hand is on your phone

865
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: looking up videos of a debridement of a really scabby

866
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: like not scabby, but like very callousie wart on a foot,

867
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: and it's a video that you favorite in and watched

868
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: every night, and it's now losing its luster because there

869
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: aren't enough wart videos on YouTube. Noah is laughing so hard.

870
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: Have I come out with my ward obsession on the

871
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: show yet? Yes, I don't think I have. No, I

872
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: didn't know I would know, but not maybe alluded to.

873
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: You have to just say no. One loves it the

874
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: first time I heard about my wart obsession. So let

875
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: me just for our listeners who might be deeply confused.

876
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: You know how people like pimple popping videos, Well, not

877
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: your girl, NICKI not Nick. Nick likes videos of plant

878
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: a warts on the bottoms of people's foot that has

879
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: like callous is growing over it, like that have hard

880
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: skin on it. I like them to be scraped out

881
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: and like carved out. And I actually, if you have

882
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: a planner Ward, I'm talking to you best friends on

883
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: the bottom of your foot friends or something? Oscar? What

884
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: maybe it's Oscar? What do you mean it's named Oscar

885
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: the grouch? Right? Why would Oscar have it? He might

886
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: have a war. I'm just saying we could kill two.

887
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 1: What is he even made of? In the bottom of him?

888
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: He's in the guy that takes out the church. I'm

889
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying the guy that writes in that's okay, never mind,

890
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: just whatever. I mean, I don't know what you were

891
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: talking about at all, and I don't know if that's

892
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: just me anyway. If you do have a planner's work,

893
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: will you please send me pictures of it? I'm not

894
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: kidding you it like will it will make me happy?

895
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 1: I know this is gross, I know it's doesn't make sense.

896
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't know why I like it. I don't like

897
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: pictures of pimples popping or ingrown or like you know,

898
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: and grown hairs being scraped up. People love those things.

899
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: And there's millions of videos go. Will you please dissect

900
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: your war and put it on YouTube for me? Please?

901
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,919
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? I'm serious. I will watch

902
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: it every night. I'll watch it more than I I

903
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: literally watched VP. It's dying. I'm sorry for this is

904
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: just true. Please DM me. I'm not even joking. It's

905
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: not a sexual thing. It just really soothed me, and

906
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: I went to and if you would let me, I

907
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: would like to dissect your ward. If like we become

908
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: friends and I come to your town and you go, Nikki,

909
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I'll come over to your hotel room before your show,

910
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: and I you won't be weird with me and it

911
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: won't be sexual, and I get to like take a

912
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: razor to your word. I will bring my own scalpel.

913
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: I'll be y o b or b y o s um.

914
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 1: I would I would be down to meet up with

915
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: you and send me your and I'm better your Oh yeah,

916
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: and send Andrew you send to Niki. Tit stay Andrew,

917
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: And no tip warts, No no awards on any part

918
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: of your body other than your fingers or your bottom

919
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: of your feet, because I need to be a very

920
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: callous region. I don't want to face work that's not

921
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: what I'm into. Or a cockward. You don't want a cockwark? No, no,

922
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: no no, I do do not want those cockworks. It's

923
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: where Harry Potter, I think, God, yeah, that's where he

924
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: learned b D S. M Um. All right, next listener,

925
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: mail double sided card from Ami. You want to read it? Nick? Yes?

926
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 1: All right? To touch on the whole double sided card

927
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: with a heartfelt note. This is what I said was

928
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: a good birthday gift. I thought that was until I

929
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: said the bust where they gift a picture of a ward.

930
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: I found a card my dad wrote to my mom

931
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: before they were married, and it was so sweet. I

932
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: started reading it and I was tearing up. Then I

933
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: kept going. My tears started to turn to horror when

934
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: he got very detailed about things that turned him on

935
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: about my mom. And when I say detailed, I mean detailed.

936
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: I read that letter five years ago to this day.

937
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: I can't look my parents in the eyes the same way.

938
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: I said, please tell us what happened. I wrote back

939
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: to this d M. I said, I'll read it on

940
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: air if you'll let me. I'll just say Amy. I

941
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: won't say your full name. He said, she goes, Oh,

942
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: that's fine. He talked about liking her anus hairs and

943
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: the taste of her. The next time I'm at their house,

944
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: I'll find it when they're not there and get better lines.

945
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: It was horrific. I feel nauseated. But it started so

946
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: sweet and innocent, and I was like, oh my, that

947
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: is so sweet. And now I just see a pervert

948
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: who likes my mom's butthole. Oh my god. Amy. There's

949
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: something about Amy that was so much better than I

950
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: ever could have thought. I just love the idea of

951
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: a guy like dipping a feather and ink and then

952
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: writing an his hairs. You know what I mean. Like,

953
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: it's so much Dearest Juliette, it's so much funnier, handwritten,

954
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: naughty letter. It's so much funnier, dude, that a guy.

955
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: That is what I want. The bar has been raised

956
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: by Amy's father for I want a man to love

957
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: my anus hairs. If I can find a man to

958
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: love my anus hairs, let alone like me watching ward

959
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: scraping videos next to him as he sleeps, but like,

960
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: if a man can go I love the hair around

961
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: your anus and I don't want you to shave it anymore.

962
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: And even when you do, that's cute too. Whatever you

963
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: want to do, that's true love. That is true love.

964
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: He's so sweet, he's like the fifth and six hair

965
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 1: just speak to me. The seventh and eighth not so much,

966
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: but more than that down there. But I was so disgusting.

967
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: Oh you were going to go in for a while.

968
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: We got probably, um, I'm serious. I bet there's about

969
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 1: near your anus. Um. I if I found this letter

970
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: from my dad though to my mom, I would ask

971
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: for legal separation from my parents and not talk to

972
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: them again. And I'm not just like, I could not

973
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: handle this. I couldn't I would rather find out my

974
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 1: dad had a second family than he enjoyed my mom's hairs.

975
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: But for you, but for me, I can't wait for

976
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: my kids to discover this letter from my future husband.

977
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: What do you feel like? Wh do you think your

978
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: dad's full of romance? If it's something that you would want?

979
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: I know, but I can't. That's the that's the you know,

980
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: the not the rub. But it's the paradox of you know,

981
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: wanting something thing and knowing something means true love, and

982
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 1: also not being uh not allowing it to be something

983
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,959
Speaker 1: that your parents would do, like when your parents kiss,

984
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: you're like you But it's like, why don't you want

985
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: your parents to I want my parents to funk. I

986
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: don't want my dad to write about my mom's anial hairs.

987
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: But but do I Maybe I do. That's what I'll

988
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: know I truly love my parents when I want them

989
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: to love each other's animal hairs. Final thought for the show, No,

990
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: what did I want to go? Our rituals in the morning? Um?

991
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: I can I say my morning routine because it's changed

992
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: since I was a better person. Yeah, I'm not I Um.

993
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: I used to meditate every day first thing in the morning.

994
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: For years, I would wake up if I had dogs,

995
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,959
Speaker 1: you know, I walk my dogs, but actually usually I'd

996
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: make them wait and meditate with me. It's only twenty minutes.

997
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: Go out to my couch or sit up in bed,

998
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: meditate for twenty minutes, do some t M and then

999
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: set my alarm, and then get up. Usually brush my

1000
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: teeth before because my breath stinks. And then I would

1001
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: go eat, uh, not eat breakfast, and then had to work,

1002
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: get ready for work whatever. He Now I get a

1003
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: bed and night instantly eat two bowls of oatmeal, and

1004
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: then I don't meditate, and then I jump into my day.

1005
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't have any self reflection in the morning. Um,

1006
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 1: And that's okay. That's the best thing about meditation is

1007
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: that like the fact that I'm not doing it is okay,

1008
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 1: And like meditation is so forgiving that even when you're

1009
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: not doing it, it's like part of the practice. I

1010
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: know that sounds crazy, but like just being okay with

1011
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: whatever I can get done in the day that is nurturing.

1012
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: But um, I yeah, for it's been exactly a year

1013
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: today that I have not skipped a meal or um

1014
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,919
Speaker 1: that I've also not eaten in bed and Uh. Yeah,

1015
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: that I've eaten at least three meals a day and

1016
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: not eaten in bed and uh or eating in the

1017
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: middle of the night, like gotten up in the middle

1018
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: of the night and eating. It has been exactly one

1019
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: year today that I stopped that behavior. So if anyone

1020
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: out there struggles with that behavior and you want to

1021
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: know how I stopped, you could definitely DM me. But

1022
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: it that because I've learned to just take care of

1023
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,439
Speaker 1: myself in that way. Like I don't get to skip

1024
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: breakfast anymore, which is everyone's favorite thing to do. Um.

1025
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: That is more important to me. The meditation, and hopefully

1026
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: I can add meditation and afterwards to digest. But it's

1027
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 1: just hard to It's hard to sit down and meditate.

1028
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: I get it now. When people used to say it,

1029
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: it didn't used to be hard. It was just my habit.

1030
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: Do you have any habits in the morning, Andrew, Um,

1031
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: you don't even brush your teeth in the morning most times,

1032
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: that's not true. I I want to know if you

1033
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: brush your teeth at night. I did. I did. I

1034
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: wonder that for a while. Uh. Sometimes, I mean, I'm

1035
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: not give me a percentage of when you brush your

1036
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: teeth at night. Well, first of all, twelve hours ago

1037
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 1: I had a California roll in bed, so we can

1038
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 1: start there. Sauce and I you know, I'm a big

1039
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: soy sauce on the sheets guy. It's very tough. That's

1040
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 1: a great lyric Yeah, but yeah, do I I brush

1041
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: my teeth in the shower. So if I shower at night,

1042
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: your boys brushing if you don't do it before you

1043
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 1: go to bed, if you're not because you don't shower

1044
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: before bed, I do a lot. You don't know what

1045
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 1: I'm doing in there, But you've got to admit like,

1046
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to admonish you, but I really do

1047
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: think your oral hygiene is important. Do you you don't floss?

1048
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: I do know that that's not true. I've given you

1049
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: flaws sticks, but you just chew on the plastic. You

1050
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 1: don't actually delicious. I know you use them to chew

1051
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: on atlas. That helps. I'm sure some flaws gets in

1052
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: there when you're doing on them. That's true. No, I

1053
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: like picking. I pick, and I do. I'm not. I'm

1054
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Speaker 1: not an habitual flosser. No, you're right, but are you?

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Speaker 1: But can I can? I just ask you to be

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Speaker 1: completely honest here percentage? What percent I won't attack you?

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Speaker 1: I promise I won't. I literally I will not, and

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Speaker 1: I just I just want you to have a better

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Speaker 1: oral HYGIENEA. And once you get honest with yourself, how often,

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Speaker 1: because this is true, like death creeps in through the

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Speaker 1: gums people, That's how people die as they get diseases.

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Speaker 1: And so many diseases aren't that we can't even trace

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Speaker 1: the gums are going to be later on in life

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Speaker 1: you're gonna learn is gum related. So how often are

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Speaker 1: you brushing your teeth twice a day? What percentage of

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Speaker 1: days of do you get in the morning and night both,

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Speaker 1: I would say? And then what percentage of times do

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Speaker 1: you go to bed and you haven't brushed your teeth

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Speaker 1: within eight hours? I mean, I guess that number would

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Speaker 1: be kind of similar. Now, no, I mean like two

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Speaker 1: times a day could be at you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know when you you might have bad breath, and so

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Speaker 1: you ate before I go to bed. I'll you got

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Speaker 1: before you get a bed, all right? Try to And

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Speaker 1: then my morning routine is I watch probably in bed.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to really see what that number is. It

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Speaker 1: might be fifty eight, you know what, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: people think they have TikTok's is like I would love

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Speaker 1: to people think how many they watch and how many

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Speaker 1: they do. That's interesting, that's a good setting, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I honestly though, like I'll joking aside, like sometimes I'll

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Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and I'll be so sad

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Speaker 1: and depressed and hate myself so much, and so much

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Speaker 1: of that goes away just naturally within like ten minutes

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Speaker 1: of that. So that's when you get depressed. Is like

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Speaker 1: right in the morning when you woke up because you

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Speaker 1: feel like you ate too much the night before. Is

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Speaker 1: that No, it's not really what is it? It's just

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Speaker 1: like related it to deeper. I don't it's not like

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Speaker 1: a specific thing, but it always goes away once I shower,

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Speaker 1: and like, so what I've noticed is just like take

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Speaker 1: that thought, but don't beat yourself up more than it's

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00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: already beating you up, because you will feel better in

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00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: ten minutes from then if you check in onto see

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00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: how to Beckham families doing you know, don't don't take

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Speaker 1: that and I've been doing this too recently with thought

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Speaker 1: because everyone has to remember that your feelings, you know,

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00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: your mood, your bad mood, you're whatever. It's all based

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Speaker 1: on your thoughts. So like I had something this wee

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Speaker 1: can happened to me that was like like a really

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Speaker 1: like I was shaken by something that happened to me.

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Speaker 1: And I had this whole night of plans, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, all of a sudden, consumed with thoughts about

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Speaker 1: this thing that oh my god, I've done something wrong.

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Speaker 1: I have to address it, all the stuff. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait, all those things are thoughts. All

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Speaker 1: the things that are flooding through my mind are literally

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00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: my like thoughts that I'm having, which is like, I

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Speaker 1: my life has changed now I have to make a decision.

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Speaker 1: This could happen, this could happen. Oh my god, what

1111
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Speaker 1: if he does this? What if she does that? What if?

1112
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Speaker 1: Like all these thoughts and I go nothing actually has changed,

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Speaker 1: Like a text was sent to me that alarmed me,

1114
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: but nothing in my life has changed. I'm still getting

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Speaker 1: ready for this dinner I'm going to. There's still gonna

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Speaker 1: be a live band there, There's still people on this

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Speaker 1: island that I want to meet. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I I can deal with these thoughts.

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Speaker 1: I can just dodge under like waves in the ocean,

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Speaker 1: so I can get out to the calm waters, and

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Speaker 1: these thoughts will I can. They'll be back if they're

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Speaker 1: important enough. But nothing is actually pressing enough for me

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Speaker 1: to ruin my night and being a bad mood all

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Speaker 1: night because of this thing that just came out of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: And so I dodged those thoughts because they didn't need

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Speaker 1: to be addressed, and I had a great night. And

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Speaker 1: I dressed in geek cheek because every party on the

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Speaker 1: island is a theme party. And I went to our

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Speaker 1: friend Michael. Robin could go because she was sick, but

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Speaker 1: I went to Michael's uh like this fundraiser for his

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Speaker 1: work with people from his work. I sent a table

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Speaker 1: of all lawyers. I danced to a live band without

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Speaker 1: a mask on with other people and like had you know,

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Speaker 1: close conversations at the table without a mask on. And

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Speaker 1: I was able to enjoy this place I'm living in

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Speaker 1: without staying home. And literally most people, I have to

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Speaker 1: say most people, given my circumstance of what happened to

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Speaker 1: me on the news I got on Saturday and Friday

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01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: would have curled up on the couch in a ball

1140
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Speaker 1: and cried all weekend. But I did not do that

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Speaker 1: because I knowledge that these My life is not different

1142
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Speaker 1: because of what these people might think of me, their

1143
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: thoughts or even my thoughts about their thoughts. And I'm

1144
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: still fighting at every moment of my waking life that

1145
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: the thoughts come in. But you can dodge those thoughts. People,

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Speaker 1: whatever is going on in your life that is like

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Speaker 1: this to you today, that's like my son needs that

1148
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: thing done for school on Friday, or my husband isn't

1149
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: talking to me like you're like, my dad loves my

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Speaker 1: mom's and his hairs. My dad loves my mom's an

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01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: his hairs, like those things. If if you didn't know

1152
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: about the dad's mom's and his hairs, what would your

1153
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: life be? Imagine that? Because you really can't do anything

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01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: about the mom's dad's ain his hairs. It happened, and

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01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: like you have no control. Easier said than done with

1156
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: with problems that are beyond mom's anus hairs, or just

1157
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: getting a text from someone that you didn't want to

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Speaker 1: get text from. But I gotta go, And that's my

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Speaker 1: statement of the day. Thank you for listening. We'll be

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Speaker 1: here tomorrow. Andrew great show, no Ah, great show, Bestie's

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Speaker 1: great show, and uh yeah, stee tomorrow. Okay i'