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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins calling from hospital. I was looking for Russell. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Russell Hawks to help you. Hey morning, Can

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Speaker 1: I call you Russ? I mean we're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: know each other pretty well, so Russ. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for calling me.

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Speaker 1: Who can I ask? What's you calling me for? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You may. Um, I'm trying to set up an appointment

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Speaker 1: with you to come down here and get all your

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Speaker 1: measurements and all that good stuff measurements. I think I'm healthy.

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Speaker 1: I just got my physical not too long ago. Can

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Speaker 1: I ask you like what? I'm kind of confused. Um,

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Speaker 1: well you shouldn't be confused. I'm sure it's been explained

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Speaker 1: to you. Huh No, No, no, I haven't talked to

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Speaker 1: my doctor. Every Oh great. Another one. There was people

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Speaker 1: the DMV. They were supposed to tell you this, but

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Speaker 1: you recently renewed your license correct? Correct? Okay? And on

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Speaker 1: your license you check to be a donor. Correct? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I just recently got my license, So I just

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Speaker 1: thought that's the standards. So I just say, yes, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And you're telling me that nobody at the DMV explained

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Speaker 1: to you the new guidelines. No, no, what's going on? Um, Well,

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Speaker 1: when you check the donor box on your license, it

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Speaker 1: you get set up with a hospital and we call

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Speaker 1: you when we need something. I got it. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: new federal guideline is that if you're a donor, we

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Speaker 1: can harvest parts from you whenever we want. Sorry, no,

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Speaker 1: it's insensitive, but it is what it is. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean you're not giving you my body part? Well,

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Speaker 1: we have full legal right to just take them from

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Speaker 1: you if you won't give them. So, hey, I know

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Speaker 1: we have a patient and you actually hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: let me check something for you. Okay, I make sure

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Speaker 1: I got this right. Okay, hold on, Yeah, man, I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. That's what I thought. We are going to

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Speaker 1: need you to get down here because we um, there

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Speaker 1: was a car accident. Someone lost an index finger, and

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Speaker 1: I need to get that index finger from you. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa dude, you gotta be getting here. I

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Speaker 1: wish I was. My job is very creepy now because

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Speaker 1: this whole new law thing. But I need your index finger,

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Speaker 1: and if you don't come down here, I can send

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Speaker 1: the police to bring you to the hospital so that

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Speaker 1: I can harvest that index finger and throw it on

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Speaker 1: the index fing finger do you yo? You sound like

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Speaker 1: saw or something from the tank Chainsaw Africa. You're not

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Speaker 1: getting my skin my finger. You're not gonna Here's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, Look, look, I'll make you a deal,

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Speaker 1: all right. Talk to me, Talk to me anything, man,

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Speaker 1: I will do my index finger. I have to call

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Speaker 1: the police now and send them to your place. I

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Speaker 1: just have to. I'm not gonna do it yet, but

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Speaker 1: i have to because I need your index finger. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, what I'm gonna. What I'm gonna do is

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Speaker 1: I make you deal. All right. I'm gonna act like

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Speaker 1: the phone disconnected and then you gotta you gotta promise

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Speaker 1: me though. Do you have a passport? No? Okay. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna ask you if you could flee the country

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Speaker 1: real quick. Um, I mean my cousin know how to

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Speaker 1: go to Canada. Get a hold of your cousin and

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Speaker 1: get to Canada as quick as possible. Otherwise when they

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Speaker 1: find you, I don't have to take everything. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: make a call a hold it, man, I'm make a

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Speaker 1: call the Vancouga real quick. Okay, well, don't do that

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Speaker 1: right now, because this is a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. Really, your brother Rico set you up.

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Speaker 1: What you told me, you got a new license and

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Speaker 1: the first time you were or a donor, so I

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Speaker 1: thought i'd scare you a little bit about that. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I cannot believe. I'll just self that. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it either. I didn't think it was gonna work. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think I'm more gullible than I thought.

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Speaker 1: I guess wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties