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Speaker 1: It's another jub on the twenties. He well, hey is

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Speaker 1: this John? Yeah? Him, Hey John, My name is Chaz.

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Speaker 1: I'm your wife's personal trainer. How's it going, Champ? I'm good. Um,

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Speaker 1: why are you calling again? I'm sorry? Oh? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've been working with Maria for almost three months now.

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Speaker 1: And what do you think? Um? I don't quite know

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Speaker 1: what you mean by that. Well, I mean, can you

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Speaker 1: tell any differences with the lights off? Yeah? Um, I

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Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. I'm a little thrown off

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Speaker 1: by your line and questioning why would you why would

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Speaker 1: you ask about that? Oh? Well, you know, I just

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Speaker 1: had a couple of questions for you, you you know, and

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that it's totally cool.

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Speaker 1: A lot of middle aged people don't have intimacy anymore. UM,

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Speaker 1: read in a medical journal somewhere. Why would you think

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Speaker 1: we have intimacy issues? I mean, why would you even

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Speaker 1: think that would be appropriate for you to call and

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Speaker 1: ask that you might want to talk to her about it?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think she's a pretty important part of

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Speaker 1: that equation. No, no, I'm not talking to her about it.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I'm pissed off because you guys are talking

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Speaker 1: about it. If there was still I would know about it. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. You know, I'm a professional,

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Speaker 1: and so she probably felt comfortable sharing that with me.

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to call you and say, it's clear

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Speaker 1: that you're not a professional, because professionals don't call other

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Speaker 1: people asking about dumb. Well, here's the thing I know

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Speaker 1: that this is. Oh, let's congratulations. What do you have,

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Speaker 1: like a diploma from like a local college? Congratulation. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know I'm not taking offense

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Speaker 1: at anything you're saying, because I know you're angry and

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Speaker 1: you're feeling uncomfortable and you're probably feeling a little vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? Why don't you hang up?

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Speaker 1: I'll call you and I'll tell you i'm training your

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Speaker 1: wife and then talk about Okay, well, let's see how

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Speaker 1: you rep Like I said, I know you're just angry

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Speaker 1: and you're acting out, but hear me out, Bud. Your

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Speaker 1: wife told me all this stuff in confidence, and I've

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Speaker 1: seen pictures of you and I'm like, yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: totally help you guys out. And she's showing you pictures too,

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Speaker 1: you know, with just an hour or two a week

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Speaker 1: of the right exercise, I can get you to go

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Speaker 1: from four minutes to five minutes, and that's quick, like

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Speaker 1: we'll get you up. You don't even longer. I can't

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Speaker 1: even believe you're turning this around to me. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. And why the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking or asking about anything about my sex life? Who

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Speaker 1: cares to my last four minutes or forty minutes? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think I think the missus probably cares. You're talking

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Speaker 1: about how long I'm lasting in the bed. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I can knock it out the park any day of

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Speaker 1: the week. All right, we say you're knocking it out

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Speaker 1: of the park. I don't know what you're playing. You're

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Speaker 1: playing tea ball because you're definitely not in the major

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Speaker 1: that let's that hey you, And in case you didn't

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Speaker 1: hear you again, okay, you're gonna get all right? Well

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Speaker 1: if I do it to myself at all? Okay, last

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Speaker 1: a little longer than what you would do? Are you

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Speaker 1: giving me? I'm calling your wife's freaking nap. You're never

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Speaker 1: gonna work in this business again. If you know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't even bother coming into work tomorrow. You just

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Speaker 1: freaking fire. Well that's cool. I don't that's cool because

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Speaker 1: I don't work there anyway. Spring phone call, what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about is a prank phone call. Of course you

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Speaker 1: worked there. No, this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Maria set you up. You think that's funny,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. I think what's funny? You think this is funny?

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Speaker 1: Well she thought you would think it was funny. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm walking around the Roman circle. Forgot to say. That helps.

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Speaker 1: By the way, that helps. If you walk around circles,

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Speaker 1: get something of that nervous energy out, you can go longer.

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Speaker 1: You know what? You know that I have been told

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Speaker 1: that a few times. Did you hear it again? All right?

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Speaker 1: What was that you didn't get it the first four times? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Looks like I've done my job today.

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Speaker 1: Well you know what, see you later, So job sod

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Speaker 1: Read books one eight six six, Moving ninety two five