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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all looking back to back down, giving

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Speaker 1: Good Steve Hartley, I don't join Jo. You gotta use

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Speaker 1: that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn love,

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Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: One and only Steve hargins Man, old man, got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big to me, man,

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Speaker 1: He owned one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm just over here, just on receiving it. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your

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Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we

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Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process

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Speaker 1: to begin what we want? Our hopes, our dreams, our desires.

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Speaker 1: Why won't you start your mission today? Why don't we

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Speaker 1: all decide together that just individually. Look, you're listening. You

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Speaker 1: got something that you've been dreaming about. You got an

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Speaker 1: you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's got something that's that's on the table that they

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Speaker 1: haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start

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Speaker 1: your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now. The procrastination is

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Speaker 1: only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal or

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Speaker 1: can get back to that because God knows where you're

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Speaker 1: left off. Now. You may have to accomplish a few

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Speaker 1: more things since you stop for a long period of time,

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Speaker 1: back on track. I look, man, this dream of being

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Speaker 1: really about. Faith is the belief in things that you

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Speaker 1: sometime it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, you heard Jesse

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Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish your journey. That took me a

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Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of

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Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived?

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Speaker 1: You know, It's like I was talking to this young

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Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night

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Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,

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Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want

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Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,

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Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

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Speaker 1: Instead of not having no God in your life and

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Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me

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Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain. It's usually him. You're

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show is live again. Good morning, everybody. Get

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Speaker 1: ready and prepare yourself to have a blessed date. Live

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Speaker 1: that's a great, big thank you Lord, right down. So

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Speaker 1: That's how I live my life. I suggest you try that.

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Speaker 1: It's a wonderful way to live because something usually always

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Speaker 1: happens when you proclaim it. Ladies and gentlemen, this is

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistakeful body. Hum humph,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about Charley's Jark. Hey, good morning, Steve.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it today too. Colin Ferrera, you're sounding good.

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Speaker 1: What's up, boss man? Pipper ain't easy, but somebody you

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Speaker 1: Yeah your voice back you strong now? Yeah? Yeah yeah Tommy,

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Speaker 1: tom big dogging dog in the l David Yo. Yes, folks.

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Speaker 1: We often had this conversation off as on this Morning

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Speaker 1: Morning Show people that I won't mention have oftentimes questioned

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Speaker 1: the route that I took to have the achievements that

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Speaker 1: has caused them to doubt and question how I got here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's it's just, you know, the wonder of

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Speaker 1: Here kind of trick you gotta admit. All Right, we

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show. Christmas is fast approaching. We all

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Speaker 1: know that time to get the toys together. However, the Elves,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this. The Elves are on stripe and

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Speaker 1: you got here with some grievances. Uh, guy, I got this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gone hand the listening myself because it's something that

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man.

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Speaker 1: Elves Elves have decided it came to me with a

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Speaker 1: So I said I would do it. The elves of

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Speaker 1: on behalf of the Ill Foundation. We the elves who

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Speaker 1: So you know, we all the complaints that the elves have,

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Speaker 1: And we've been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody

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Speaker 1: requesting to have a casual Friday. So when we ain't

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Speaker 1: the concerns and elves have and considered on going on strike,

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Speaker 1: next complaint on behalf of the Hells Elves. We the

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Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is elves really don't like kids. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't damn that because they think we kids too,

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Speaker 1: we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees damn funny toe shoes.

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Speaker 1: that you don't act like you ain't with them. You

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Speaker 1: I'm not well, let's quit playing this game. Next complaint,

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Speaker 1: We the elves do not like Elves shirts and pants.

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Speaker 1: Next complaint. We the elves understand that we on the

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Speaker 1: because we think it's unfair that we make all the

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Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got, new hine for a

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Speaker 1: pizza delivery? Now, everybody likes pizza, don't they? Who doesn't?

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Speaker 1: But even people in prison like pizza. Let's go here.

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Speaker 1: It is pizza delivery, you know pizza man? I help

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Speaker 1: And what kind of quest was that going to be? Six?

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Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas,

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Speaker 1: six cheese spiezs on being crust? What kind of crust

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Speaker 1: To meet lovers, meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind

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Speaker 1: Can't you speak up for I need to meet lovers

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Speaker 1: My number is three four two dad six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, Um,

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Speaker 1: let me give my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,

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Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered ten pizza,

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Speaker 1: trying to see if do y'all have a problem delivered

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Speaker 1: to a gated community? Oh not at all. We delivered

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Speaker 1: In and go and Gola? And where's where's Angola and Golda?

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't know. I'm in Angola and Golda, Louisiana the penitentiary.

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Speaker 1: but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where

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Speaker 1: you gotta guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one

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Speaker 1: penicariary can't on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But

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Speaker 1: You're speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind

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Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going

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Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas for a penitentiary. Y'all discriminator?

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Speaker 1: Noby where y'all brain pizzas? No, we don't discriminate, but

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Speaker 1: me tell you something you to remember eating number three

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Speaker 1: Then you know my then got out and I'm looking

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Speaker 1: That's why I said, who you think you talking to?

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Speaker 1: My phone? I got I got one more thing to

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what

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Speaker 1: you gotta say. This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, stow right now. It is

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Speaker 1: time for games. You can't play. You can't play over

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Speaker 1: the holidays. Jay, please explain. Okay, Oh here it is, yeah,

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Speaker 1: as the game progresses, problems a ride this simple game Spade,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna play some spade. We're gonna set up the table.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play some spade. And then everything happened. Somebody

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Speaker 1: time somebody renegue. You swear it was a dead body

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Speaker 1: You know they take it personal. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: You're getting vamily, everybody. Just play some touch football. You

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Speaker 1: Damn man, with playing football a kid. You ain't been

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Speaker 1: to check me? What I'm gonna do to remember what

420
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: you out here for? Black line? Hey, what you should like?

421
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: A little? Ay? This is all I got to shake? Uh,

422
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: you know if you can't, you can't handling heat, Get

423
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: out this kitchen. I don't care if your eight. I

424
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: don't care if your eight. I don't let him cry.

425
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: Let him cry. He can't got to learn this a

426
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: man's gamel. Yeah it is. It's another game you can't play.

427
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: You want to play dominoes. But you got that dude

428
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: that been you've been he've been away for a while,

429
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: and he takes this game a little bit too Sioux.

430
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,479
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. He'd been in he's been away.

431
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even like omino.

432
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: Dominoes is a different game than him. Huh yeah, yeah,

433
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: you should have been here. Man. Now you want to

434
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: play old old way man? Hold up, dog, little dog.

435
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: I just sent you to the yard or new trail. Hello,

436
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: dom you just went to the yard on the trail.

437
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: You ain't had no trade minute to go what you're

438
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: talking about? What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your

439
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: ass all you're trying to Oh you get shite? What's

440
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: happen to you? Pard? No, you're out now. You're out. No, no, no, okay, okay,

441
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two packs of cigarettes for that at

442
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: the holiday party. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna

443
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: need the two packs next time I see you. Undertake

444
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: We can't play that. We gotta play another game, all

445
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: right now, we're gonna we're gonna go back outside and

446
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: try to play just a simple game, family game of dodgeball.

447
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: It's the same guy who think it's a lot of fun.

448
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: They hit the third grader nine in my own ball.

449
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: He ain't he when he out here playing for ca

450
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: It's called dodgeball, it ain't called standing there and get

451
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: hit him. Why you gotta hit him so hard? Ain't

452
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: what he up? I bet nah gonna cock back with

453
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: that little week ass like I ain't seen that, get

454
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: him in the face, in the face, that's why he

455
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: needs to pay attention. Mean, Oh, we go back in

456
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: the hunspit decided to play chess. But here's what happens.

457
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: The man who think he knew everything about chess get

458
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: his ass dusted by that eighth grader. Now he really

459
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: upset the little boy and told his ass up, he

460
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: can't take it. That's where all the pizzas gonna be

461
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: on the floor. Yeah, he picked him up. Hold hold

462
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: the dog. You can't say checkmate. We just got started.

463
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: How you gonna how are you gonna? Dog? Don don no?

464
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: We even number four, five, six moves? What did you

465
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: talk about? Checkmate? No, No, that ain't our chess. Go chess.

466
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: The thinking man game right at You ain't had time

467
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: to think, Dave. He won the game, man, He went on,

468
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: damn game. He just said check mate. Yeah, he beat you.

469
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: How show me howld you he showed you that? Ain't

470
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: you can't do that? See you gotta do Look, man,

471
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: in chess, you had to make a minimum of twenty moves.

472
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: He didn't have to do that for you. Dog. That's

473
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't even pro say

474
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: checkmate unless it's been twenty moves. Maybe try to something else.

475
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, See y'all need plays chess with

476
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: white Folk's rael. Everything is racial with you. Last game,

477
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy

478
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he

479
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: gets such bam, brown brown, brown, brown king me your

480
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: crying for the white your ass out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Man,

481
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: you can't jump back because you got the red pizza.

482
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: Red pizza, red pizza. Can't jump bad child, many end

483
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: of this game. Okay, let's move on. All right, more

484
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right

485
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

486
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: Real type of being single during the holidays usually brings

487
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: looks of pity from people, But really it can be cool.

488
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: It can if you're single. Uh what being single for

489
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: the holiday? Yeah, and don't look the people. You need

490
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: to find somebody, get boot up, don't. I'm telling you

491
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: you need to find someday. Wake your ass up by yourself. Yeah,

492
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: wake up, oh Christmas Day, by yourself. Ain't no noise

493
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: in another room. Well, there are a lot of things, junior,

494
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: that single people can do that someone with a significant

495
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: other can't. Guys, here are ways the singles have it

496
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: better during the holidays. Check it out, junior. No fights

497
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: waiting to happen. Someone's a good thing. Yeah, that's a

498
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: great thing. Or break up. You know a lot of

499
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: people break up over the holidays. You don't have to

500
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: worry about that. Can't, can't break up. If you ain't

501
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, you don't have to buy

502
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: a lot of gifts. Think about it. You ain't getting noney. Okay,

503
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the bright side of this. There

504
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: are no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend

505
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: your ass ain't got no known to stove e. But

506
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: you don't have toin't no spells in the house. Okay,

507
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to choose which family

508
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna celebrate with. There's always a fight about that,

509
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, but you need to find somebody house.

510
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: And then here's a good one. New Year's Eve, you

511
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: can go in focusing all on you. You ever brought

512
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: in the New Year's by yourself? When when you do,

513
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: when you do blowing that horn, don't nobody here, don't nobody.

514
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: You can focus on just yourself bringing in the new year. Okay,

515
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: but you couldn't do that the year before because you

516
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: still buy your And we're looking at the positive sight

517
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: of being single, Steve, that's all. No, there's there's no positive. No,

518
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: you don't think so you need to find somebody. I

519
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 1: remember the first time we moved Atlanta. First, Yeah, I

520
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: didn't go home when I moved Atlanta, right when I

521
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: woke up and there was nothing, no nothing, no food,

522
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: no no I called home. I heard all that joy

523
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: and laughter and getting passed around on the phone. Ain't fun?

524
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Who is that? All the damn questions I'm coming in?

525
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: Who is that? Let me talk to who coming in?

526
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: What y'all doing it? Now? Who is that? Who is that? Now?

527
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What? Baby? Is that? What y'all

528
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? Wow?

529
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I like all of that yourself? You like being by

530
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: yourself during the holidays? No, Jay, Yeah, listen, that's what

531
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: it sounds. So what that's what I'm telling about? Okay,

532
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let

533
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love that? No? Pots rattling?

534
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: Listen again? You maybe to hit Who isn't that joy?

535
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: You got to be lonely away? Pots radling, no noise, No,

536
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: let you hear it again? No company at all? Kind

537
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: of my house? You ain't in the neighborhood because I

538
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: ain't gonna let you in. You know that just in

539
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: the neighborhood you out sack because you ain't coming in.

540
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: What is it in your house? About your house? All right,

541
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

542
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

543
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of

544
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for

545
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their

546
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that

547
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,

548
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the

549
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.

550
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: A new survey finds a sixty one percent of Americans

551
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their

552
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person

553
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: they are compete eating with, uh see that person as

554
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: their sibling. Usually other people, you did it? Other people?

555
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Uh try to um outgift that they try to outgift

556
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: include friends or significant others. I can see that. Yeah,

557
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: Uh so I gotta ask you, guys, what is the

558
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 1: worst gift you've ever received? And what's the best gift

559
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: you've ever received? Jay, Oh, the worst gift I ever

560
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: received was my kids and they got together, all three

561
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: of them got together and pitched in on this and

562
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 1: gave me one pair of lime Green sucks. Lime Green

563
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: just started against a little recognition back in the day

564
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: line and just started to come out. It wasn't it

565
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: was it wasn't with a damn back and said lime

566
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: walk around. I get bold? Is this? Laugh? Yeah? What

567
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: about your junior? Oh my god? You remember back in

568
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: school when you just have to trade gifts, you know,

569
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: by a gift bread? Yeah, yeah, I ain't got this

570
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: Michael night night Rider remote control car. That's the when

571
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: I got my gift. I just had plato. I what

572
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: the he is this? And then the little boys said

573
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted it

574
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: and just made a little man. I kicked that little

575
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: man over my car? Is what I want? Yeah? Oh

576
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: my god, about your nephew. Mine is a little similar

577
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: to Junior because it was at school. It was in

578
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: grade school. I think it's about fifth grade. And I

579
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: I pulled this kid's name and he pull on my name.

580
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: So you know, I hadn't done all my joes. I

581
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: didn't come some yards. I got him the g I

582
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: Joe with the kung Fu grill. I got him a

583
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 1: good joy that's a real toy back in the jahn.

584
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

585
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: He got me a coloring book that his ass had

586
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: been coloring in Miss Johnson's room. You hear me, My

587
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: mama beat the hell out of me that They call

588
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: that the Mercedes dealership pretty only through the first of all,

589
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: it's a sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it already,

590
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside God. All right,

591
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Well, I

592
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: can tell you the best kid I gave my mom

593
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: because I always competed against my sister. I see that.

594
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:01,959
Speaker 1: So the survey is correct. It's true. When my sister

595
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: gave my mom, she said, I gave us. I said, so,

596
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: what'd you give mom? She said, And it's the first

597
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: time I ever heard my sister curse. She said, I

598
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: gave my mom one hundred dollars. I said, I gave

599
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: a floor minel color TV. Let's just said, who was

600
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: a Christian and don't cuss much at all at all?

601
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: She said, I'd be damn, I'd be damn. That's a

602
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: lot hard he won. What about to serve? Uh? Let's

603
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: see the worst gift I ever got. Um, I don't know.

604
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,

605
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: you know, not a little bit younger. But it didn't work.

606
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: I didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It

607
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 1: was like I tell you, the worst gift fire, Yeah,

608
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean, what a key change, so bad, so bad.

609
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: Older relatives gave me that, and then and then the

610
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: worst gift of all was, of course, a set of pots. Anyway, anyway,

611
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, it is a nephew with

612
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Right after this you're listening to

613
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, guys,

614
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

615
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: The subject one big happy family or nothing at all. Okay,

616
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: we'll get into that, but right now the nephew is

617
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us,

618
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: nep Well, surely call it, y'all been going through it?

619
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes when I hear what you're going through,

620
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: I use that day's title is pop up pedocule, Oh,

621
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: pop up pedocule. Oh, going to be stupid, y'all? Check

622
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: to come on? Kay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dana. Please. Yeah,

623
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: this is what's up, h Dana. M I am calling.

624
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: We're trying to get a um uh schedule an appointment

625
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: with you. Your husband has purchased you a pedicure uh

626
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: pedicure spot, so we wanted to get see what date,

627
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 1: if Saturday, would work for you. UM, my husband wanted

628
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: to book pedre for me. I'm I'm I'm actually good

629
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna wait until I'm ready, but thank

630
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: you very much. But no, this is a this is

631
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: a this is a pop up pedicure. And what we

632
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: do is we actually cool. Yeah, we come to your house.

633
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: We have gloves and we have masks on and you

634
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: you stick your foot out the door and we're going

635
00:43:53,800 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: to disinfect everything your foot. You're talking about putting my

636
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: foot out the door. Yeah, so just for safety, you

637
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: stick it. I'm sorry. My name is Milton with Precious

638
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: pop Up Pedicure. We do pedicure as we go around

639
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: because we know a lot of people can't get out.

640
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: So you know, we're small business. We're just trying to

641
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: stay afloat right now. So that's but your husband called

642
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: in about you know, he called us. He wanted to

643
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: get an appointment for you, and but we come to

644
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: your house and when you stick your leg out, we'll

645
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: do the pedicure, and then you stick the other leg

646
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: out and we'll do that one. Melton, honey, sweetheart. And

647
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: I know you've seen a lot of feet and you've

648
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: done a lot of toes and hands, And let me

649
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: tell you something the fun I'm gonna put my feet

650
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: out the window. First of all, Well, whichever it is convenient,

651
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: the window of the door, I don't care what it is.

652
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna get my feet done, I'm gonna have

653
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: my dump my feet done in a chair inside. And

654
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: I would be I'd be out of my head if

655
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: I put my feet out the window. People don't see

656
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: my feet out the window. That is crazy. And I'm

657
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: coming correct as a businesswoman. Woman's a man, Milton, I

658
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: suggest you just you you tell her that back in

659
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: maybe you could do some some buy me and advanced

660
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: petty gears like that from my feet? Are you tragile

661
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: beautiful to be putting out there? Well? Well, well there

662
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: there's lies the problem. Man. And if you don't mind

663
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: your your husband, Kelvin is the one that called and

664
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: he's the one that says that your feet look a mess.

665
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: So that's why we're calling. He's the one that booked

666
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: the appointment for you. You know what, My feet are beautiful,

667
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: And again, Milton, you know they are they beautiful now?

668
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: Since you've been in I'm sorry, use me? Are you?

669
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: Are you the person who should be telling me that?

670
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: That's how my husband who I will have a conversation

671
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: with after this conversation. So I guess my question is, man,

672
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: you're saying your feet are beautiful, but are they beautiful

673
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 1: now since they you've been locked up for a month

674
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: or so? I mean, evidently you evidently your feet are

675
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: scaring your husband because he's the one calling saying, oh

676
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: my god, I gotta get my wife's feet done. My

677
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: feet are gorgeous, sweet heart. Okay, they're beautiful, the supple,

678
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: the beautiful that got a beautiful tone of caramel to them.

679
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: They shine at the sunshine. Whether they're policed or not.

680
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: My husband will love them whether they're painted clips. Well,

681
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't think your husband loves them because he called us. Obviously, Milton,

682
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: you're not thinking, and I think you need to check

683
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: with your wife, Wendy. Do you know that there's no

684
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: reason you should ever have this conversation with a grown

685
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: woman about her feet, is what her husband says. I

686
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: don't know you, and I'm trying to be as polite

687
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: as possible. You will not be stepping into my window,

688
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: are you crazy? I'm not gonna come in your window.

689
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 1: You just stick your foot out of the window of

690
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: the door, whichever one is convenient for you. Okay, it's

691
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: not that hard. It's gonna fifteen twenty minutes and we're done.

692
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, you are not getting business

693
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: fifteen or twenty minutes. Do you know how much time

694
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: it takes to get a pedicure done? You know this

695
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: is well, this is a pop up this it's a

696
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: pop up pedicure. We're down. You're gonna be driving through

697
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: with spree wos at this point, I'm not taking that. No, no, no,

698
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: no no. And I'm having a conversation with my husband

699
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: to never call you again. And I do suggest that

700
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: you have a conversation with Wendy, who I don't know,

701
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: but I think she would agree with me. Twenty ten

702
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: minutes is not long enough. My feet are beautiful, and

703
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: don't ever call me again and tell me that you

704
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: think for some reason that because my husband told you

705
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: that they were bad feet or I needed to get

706
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: a petty here, that you have the right to tell

707
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: me that you don't know me. And if you do

708
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: ever come by my house, I swear to God I

709
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: will stick my foot up yours and don't ever ever

710
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: trying to bring that up to me again. Don't call

711
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: my house. Well, this is what this is what Kelvin

712
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: told us, ma'am. Okay, Levin told me what you are

713
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: not supposed to tell a woman that. Like I said,

714
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm okay. Do you want do you want

715
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: to know what else Kelvin? Do you want to know

716
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: what else Kelvin told us to do? Do you want

717
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: to know what else Kelvin told us to do? No?

718
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, okay, but can I just can I

719
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: just please tell you what else Kelvin told us? Then

720
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Okay, this is a moment of true

721
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Kelvin gave us a call. He gave me a call

722
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: me nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More on the show.

723
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: He told me the prank phone call his wife. No,

724
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm serious? Are you serious? Yo? You know what, sweetheart,

725
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: You're you are so on car right now, because if

726
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: this had actually been the fruit, I would have been

727
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: throwing my husband out the door. Excuse my frankness. First

728
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: of all, how are how are you doing? I mean

729
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: not gonna have you on the phone. Can we have

730
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: at heart because I love you. We can have a

731
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: heart to heart. How you doing? How are you doing?

732
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Doing this this whole pandemic? How

733
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm you know,

734
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: my feet are looking good. But I've been listening to

735
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: you on the dayly and thank you your voice. There

736
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: we go. I appreciate I've been staying up to beat

737
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: and everything. You've been putting the smile on my face

738
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 1: every day. Um, I feel like there's a new life

739
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: here now. You know. Think you're great. I love me

740
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: from Cattleman. Let me tell you that I love you too.

741
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate. Hey twenty twenty, come on, let the nephew

742
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: know what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

743
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: show in the land. There's nothing better than the Seed

744
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: Harvard Morning Show, the bad radio showing the man. Hey Seed, Well,

745
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you know what I'm saying

746
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: she didn't give a damn yeah, she say if you

747
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: she said, if you come by here, I ain't sticking

748
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: my foot out the dough. I'm gonna stick my foot

749
00:49:53,920 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: straight up here, keeping my own pedicu. But she loves

750
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody know. I love y'all.

751
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: Listen every morning, y'all getting us through all of this,

752
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: so big ups to us. She loves y'all. Man, She's

753
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: gonna get that pedicule soon or lady, but she will

754
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: not be using to pop up pedicule at out That

755
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: sounds to stick your foot out to do. You ain't

756
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: got you ain't got to see me. I ain't got

757
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: to see shut their foot out there. Let me coming up.

758
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: As we mentioned the Strawberry Letters subject one big happy

759
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: family or nothing at all. We'll get into it right

760
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now

761
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice and relationships,

762
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more,

763
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey f M

764
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: and click Submit Strawberry Letter and we could be reading

765
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air and helping you out,

766
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna do for this person right here.

767
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: Buggle up, hold on tight. We got it for you

768
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: at all, all right, subject one big, happy family or

769
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: nothing at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been dating a

770
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: man for three years and we get a long great

771
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: We've talked about getting married, but we have to work

772
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: out a few kinks first. Both of us have teenage

773
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: kids from previous relationships, and I spend a lot of

774
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: time with his kids. Every other weekend. He is always

775
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: around my kids because I have sole custody of them.

776
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: We always joke about how his kids like hanging out

777
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: with me more than him. If I am doing something

778
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: for my kids, I include his kids. I buy them

779
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because I buy them gifts,

780
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: and there's no separation to me. But over the weekend

781
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: I have the strangest conversation with my boyfriend about the kids.

782
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: He told me that this Christmas he plans to focus

783
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: more on his kids and spend quality time with them

784
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: alone during the holidays. I was shocked to hear this.

785
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but

786
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: I do see a difference in how he treats them

787
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,

788
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: so I never make a big deal out of it.

789
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: The fact that he is trying to make a big

790
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,240
Speaker 1: distinction between the kids really hurts my feelings. Blended families

791
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: are tricky and we've been trying to make it work,

792
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: but this was a harsh reality check. My kids come first,

793
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: but I'm able to love his kids as my own.

794
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: Now I have doubts about marriage. Am I overthinking this?

795
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley? What do you think? No, you are not

796
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: overthinking anything. I say go with what you see and

797
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: what you know, because when people show you and in

798
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: this case, tell you who they are, please believe them.

799
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, let's look at the facts. This man

800
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: that you've been with for three years told you that

801
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: this Christmas he just wants to spend quality time with

802
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: his kids alone during the holidays. What else do you

803
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 1: need to hear? It's the holidays, that's the time when

804
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: you and your man and kids. You know, you guys

805
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: are supposed to spend family time together, not apart. So again,

806
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: what else is it that you need to hear? I mean,

807
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be with you and he doesn't

808
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: want to be with you and your kids for Christmas. Okay.

809
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: In this relationship, you're all in. You are just everything.

810
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: In this relationship, you have accepted as teenage kids. You

811
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time with them, You remember their

812
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts and stuff. He,

813
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: on the other hand, makes a difference between his kids

814
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: and your kids, and you're right. In order for a

815
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: blended family to work, you have to show love to everyone,

816
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: even if in your heart you love your own kids more.

817
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 1: And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.

818
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: You have a special bond with your kids, you carried

819
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: them and all of that. But you know you're fair

820
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: and loving on the outside. But your man is not

821
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: doing that, and he's not trying to hide it. Even

822
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 1: though you say your kids love him and you haven't

823
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: made a big deal out of it, it is a

824
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: big deal because he sounds like he has checked out

825
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: of this relationship and on his way out of this relationship.

826
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: Someone who's thinking of marriage, of marrying you, would not

827
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 1: want to be without you on this Christmas okay, sounds

828
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: like he's gonna be with someone else. Steve Well, Shirley,

829
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: I have to agree with you. So here we go.

830
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: This lady been dating this man for three years, everything

831
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: going great, talked about getting married, but they need to

832
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.

833
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: He spends a lot of time, and he's always around

834
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: the kids because she got soul custody of them. About

835
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: how his kids like hanging out with me more than him,

836
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: And then you know, if I'm doing something for my kids,

837
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: I include his kids. I buy him gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything,

838
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: no separation to me. But over the weekend he had

839
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: a little conversation with my boyfriend about the kids. He

840
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: told me, he say this Christmas, he playing it on

841
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: focusing more on his kids, spend quality time with them

842
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: alone during the holidays. I was shocked to hear that.

843
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but

844
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: I do see a difference than how he treats them

845
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,

846
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: so I never made a big deal out of the

847
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 1: fact that he's trying to make a big distinction between

848
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: the kids. Really hurt my feelings, But then the families

849
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: are tricky, yes they are, And I've been trying to

850
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 1: make it work. But this is a harsh reality check.

851
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: My kids come first, but I'm able to love his

852
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 1: kids as my own. Now I have doubts about marriage.

853
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm overthinking this. I think you all got to sit

854
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: down and have a conversation. Something is happening where he's

855
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: feeling like he's obviously not paying close enough attention to

856
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: his own kids. So he decided this year he gonna

857
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: spend times with his kids alone. Somebody that said something

858
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: to him. He didn't come to this conclusion on his own.

859
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: Somebody said something to him. Somebody said, you know what

860
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: the kids feel like. You just treat everybody better than

861
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: know they come and they feel like you're step children.

862
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: Somebody fed this information to him. All one of the

863
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: kids said something to him. That's the only reason for

864
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: he to suddenly go like this. So he's trying to

865
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: prove that that's not true. So he gonna be spending

866
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: a lot of time with just his kids alone on

867
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: Christmas and he's been with her for three years. Yeah,

868
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how he think that's gonna be. Yeah,

869
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: he been not. Later, he been not say that. Nobody

870
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: didn't lay down kids. It didn't lay down. He can't

871
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: go to sleep in that house. I can't make that

872
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: statement and then go get into bed and star snooze. No,

873
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: that's been being a temple on your life. But that

874
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: was kind of cold though. I mean, yeah, he plans

875
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: to focus more on his kids and spend quality time

876
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: with them alone during the holiday. His word, and you

877
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: said this. I laughed. All right, Steve, we'll hang on.

878
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: Part two of your answer is coming up. Um, we'll

879
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: take a short break here and come back at twenty

880
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: three after the hours. Subject one big happy family or

881
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: nothing at all. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Uh,

882
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,919
Speaker 1: this letter is crazy. Let's recap subject one big happy

883
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: family or nothing at all. Well, it looked like nothing

884
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: at all because he wants to spend this holiday with

885
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: his kids, spend more time with his kids alone. That's

886
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: time of making your kids have happy Christmases. And my

887
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: kids over here, they live stuck out. Now, we're not

888
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: gonna do that this ship, Michelle. I want you to

889
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: be the wife asking me why we can't have this

890
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: Christmas together, and you're gonna be repeatedly keep asking me

891
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: about this Christmas, and I'm gonna keep giving you different me. Okay, Well, Honey,

892
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm so happy the holidays are here. I can't wait

893
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: to spend Christmas with you. I wish I could say

894
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: the same. Well, what do you mean we are spending

895
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: it together, aren't we? Well, you know, we're gonna spend

896
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: it together, but it's gonna be separate. But separate is

897
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: not together. Honey, We're gonna spend Christmas together, right, you,

898
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: me and the kids. Hey, look, you need to keep

899
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: saying the word together. I'm just telling you we're gonna

900
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: spend it together. We're gonna be together, but it's gonna

901
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: be separate. I want to spend it together, you know, you, me,

902
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: the kids, us. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?

903
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: What what kids you talking about? I'm talking about our kids,

904
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: my kids and your kids. Non, no, no, See your

905
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: kids are your kids, my kid, Me and my kids

906
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: gonna spend this holiday together and alone. But honey, we're together.

907
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: You know, we're We've been dating for three years now,

908
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: and all is all. It's important to you, yes, and

909
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: I thought it was important to you that we be together,

910
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: but not like this though, you talking about all the

911
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: time I'm talking about during the holidays, Yes, honey, I've

912
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: planned stuff I've cooked, I've invited people over all of that,

913
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: you know, one big happy family. Well, I don't you know, baby,

914
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: damn you know, you don't ask me nothing. Well, we've

915
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: we've been together for three years. It's kind of a

916
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: given that we spend the holidays together. Yeah, but you ain't.

917
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: You ain't like, did nothing special for the holidays. I've

918
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: been out here lyned people up. So we make our move,

919
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: make our move. I thought we were gonna just be together.

920
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: We put the Christmas tree up and did the decorations

921
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: and everything. Who all hell put your Christmas tree? Let

922
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: me ask the kids. Ain't nobody help but talk kids.

923
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: You don't know their name? Calling the land kid couldn't

924
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,959
Speaker 1: help out? So where ain't nobody helped but the talk

925
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: excuse me aside? There's an aside, honey, what did you say? Nephews?

926
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: An't way about hype though, even in the name. They

927
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: just did. But the shop kids is, what is they doing?

928
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what the shop kids they put all

929
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: ornaments on the bottom of the tree, and they put

930
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: your skirt around it, and the shot kids water. We

931
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: got plenty for show people to do round. Somebody got

932
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: to plug it up. Every night. Ain't that way. You

933
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 1: ain't got to be in over you you. It ain't

934
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: none shot work, ain't none to you. Well, honey, and

935
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: the tree looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful, and I

936
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: just wanted to spend it together, you know, you mean

937
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: us together? And the hang these balls on the bottom

938
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: of that tree too. I like, I like treat balls

939
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the tree. Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah,

940
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: them ornament, But the balls though, I don't like Christmas

941
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 1: ornaments that other you know, acorn Christmas tree can I

942
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: just like ball. Don't like all that angel don't look

943
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: like angel figurines? What about the lights that makes the

944
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: tree look so pretty? Yeah? Yeah, you gotta hear lights

945
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: that ornament you made a school and brought home. But

946
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: it don't matter what's on the tree is just as

947
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: long as we're together, honey, and I want to be

948
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: together for this Christmas? Well, baby, that ain't that ain't

949
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: alway fit to do? No more? Well why not? I mean,

950
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: what's the problem? No, shee, you know you just trying

951
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 1: to make this some mem I'm trying to make this

952
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: something else. I have told you, don't holler, don't That's

953
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 1: why we need right here. You don't need to yell

954
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: at me. You can't hear. I can't hear. Just fine,

955
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: I can't. You're just fine when you can be by yourself.

956
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: But we're gonna be there. How about that? That's alone

957
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna be there. It's my house too, yes,

958
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: clap back? What are you talking about? I don't pay

959
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: the mortgage and never will, but it's my house. I

960
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: don't know who told you that. I told myself that

961
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: when we when we first started living together. Oh when

962
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a restraining order on you?

963
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh that works both ways. I can get one on

964
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: you too, you know. But we're gonna be together sat California,

965
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: this califod Oh you try, and we're gonna be together.

966
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: Well you want to be here, Cliff, what here? What

967
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: you do? You? And I'm gonna do you? And probably

968
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: had the best crucial we ever had. No, I don't

969
01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: think so, honey. It's not gonna go down like that wether.

970
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: For three years we've always spent Christmas together. We're gonna

971
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: be together this Christmas. Whether you like it or not, Well,

972
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: you whoever you want. We ain't gonna make it to

973
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: vote that we ain't gonna make it too well? Do

974
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: you have someone else? Do I have someone? You've hurt me?

975
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: Because why wouldn't you want to spend it with me?

976
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: You've been spending Christmas with me all of a sudden,

977
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh so you want folk? Christmas is in a road.

978
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: Here we go. We'll be together. We're gonna be together,

979
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: all right. Today's Strawberry Letter. We gotta get out of here, Steve.

980
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: That's right. If you need advice on relationships and work

981
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 1: and sex and all that, just go to Steve Harvey.

982
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,919
Speaker 1: F M. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

983
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the

984
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: sty Morning Show. All right, guys, time for a comedy roulette.

985
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: Today's categories are things you say to people to help

986
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: you move. Lies, men tell to get out of the house,

987
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: lies women tell to get out of the house, the

988
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: warm uh huh. And lastly, stuff white people say to

989
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: black people that they think is really cool. All right,

990
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's spend the wheel, spun it. Okay, come on,

991
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: come on, come on, getting out the house, Come on, women,

992
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: let's go. Oh it stopped. And stuff white people say

993
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: to black people that they think is really cool. Let's

994
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: let's get right into it. Let's get right into it.

995
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Oh, we just sliced up

996
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: a whole lot of watermelon. I'm sure you like it.

997
01:04:52,760 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure you like it. Come on, Junior, so um,

998
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: do all of you all know the hip hop thing? Oh?

999
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: Y'all know hip hop? Don't you? White people say the

1000
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: black people that they think is really cool. I really

1001
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 1: want my I really want my lips to look like yours. Really?

1002
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he biggie wasn't small at all. White

1003
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: people say the black people that they think is really

1004
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't really mean to be out of line, but

1005
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: could I just touch your ass? Just touch? Let me

1006
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: ask you something. I don't really know you guys that well.

1007
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: But do you all have chicken farms? Hey? Dude, listen,

1008
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: if you ever really want it, you know I can

1009
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:10,439
Speaker 1: do each you how to swim? Say the black people

1010
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:15,479
Speaker 1: that they think, Yeah, I'll tell you this first lady

1011
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: doesn't compare to yours. I know it was a deep one. Yeah.

1012
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 1: So let me get this right. You went to college,

1013
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: but not on a basketball scholarship. All right, Steve, who's

1014
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: the daddy. Yeah, I'll just tell you I'm perfectly fine

1015
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: with another African American president. Yeah, I have a problem

1016
01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: with the one we had. All right, thank god, all right,

1017
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show

1018
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:08,479
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.

1019
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: According to new research, one in five Americans are planning

1020
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 1: on giving someone a take the hint gift this year.

1021
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: A new survey of two thousand Americans found that hint

1022
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: gifts are pretty common practice, with one in three respondents

1023
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: saying they've given at least one in the past year

1024
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: or so or in the past period. And who is

1025
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: a person in our life most likely to give us

1026
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: one of these hint gifts? Well, research shows it's our

1027
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: own partner, so we call it guiltash blood God. He

1028
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: asked for running shows. But I think it's cool because dudes,

1029
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: we different, you know, if that's what we want in

1030
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Yeah. I mean, Tasha's real cool.

1031
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: You know, he's real laid back. He's bag him some

1032
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: running shoes and you know, get in here and do

1033
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: your wifely duties. He'll say something like that, Yeah, well,

1034
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, today with some heels on with them

1035
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: shoes on your neck, Shoes round your neck like like

1036
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 1: in the hood when you see them, sup, shoes hanging

1037
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 1: over the over the telephone. Yeah yeah, and I didn't

1038
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: want to. Nesta did ask for the dinner jacket, but

1039
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was attached to dinner. Like

1040
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: Junior said off the air, he did. At least he

1041
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: know he was going to eat. Man, it was strategic.

1042
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: He put that jacket on. He starts smiling. He really did.

1043
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: He Man take a picture of him every today, he did. Okay,

1044
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: he might get some running shoes too. Okay. The most

1045
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 1: popular most popular hid gift Americans gift is deodorant, what

1046
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: or what you do? Cologne? Yeah, self help book? Yeah, morning,

1047
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 1: take a hand. The most popular most popular gift is

1048
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 1: self help books. They scored real high. Also on the

1049
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: list were cookbooks. No I did not don't get one

1050
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 1: is exercise equipment, Carla, exercise equipment, I know, razors, toothpaste,

1051
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: cleaning supplies, and even breath mints. Yeah, well, I just

1052
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: I just bought my wife the peo uh huh. Okay,

1053
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: so she she asked for the bike. Thought she wasn't

1054
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: offended by you getting it right? Do you save that

1055
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 1: for Christmas. Oh this wasn't for Christmas. Oh oh this

1056
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 1: is your stay. He can't get off that either. But

1057
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: she asked to save the Peloton bike for Christmas. Okay,

1058
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 1: well never mind. Yeah, different incomes different, The bracket is different.

1059
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: All right. So Stephen and Junior and Timmy, if you

1060
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,799
Speaker 1: guys had to give someone to take a hint gift,

1061
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 1: who would it be? And what would it be? Again?

1062
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: My sister getting every job application pamphlet I can find

1063
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: since she can't talk about they can't find the world.

1064
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:53,720
Speaker 1: I see that hiring every day. I well, I think

1065
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 1: we just saw the best take a hint gift. If

1066
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: I pick you up to go shopping and I put

1067
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,800
Speaker 1: your ass in the backs because I got another fine

1068
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 1: chicken the front, that's about a bigger hit gift you

1069
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: can get from Strawberry Strawberry letter last break. Oh what

1070
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: about you now, m my auntie? Huh is she listening?

1071
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,639
Speaker 1: I don't think she listening for a nice perm box,

1072
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: a nice perm hit. Damn, it's a hint. Let this

1073
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:36,320
Speaker 1: sit for at least twenty minutes. All right. Look, everybody

1074
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: can't win natural hair. Everybody can't do that. More something

1075
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 1: that they can I'm sorry, more ignorant, more Shenanigan's coming

1076
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after the hour on the Steve

1077
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this, I ain't doing no

1078
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 1: Washington sent you. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Stag it

1079
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: home of this holiday season. Well, lots of people are

1080
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 1: doing it to ensure the health of their loved ones.

1081
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 1: But this is somewhat forced staycation, maybe a blessing in

1082
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 1: disguise after a tough year. I mean, why not relax?

1083
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: Why not unwind and enjoy your time off, either by

1084
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 1: yourself or with your immediate family close by. You know,

1085
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 1: your your bubble people, as I like to call them,

1086
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 1: the people in your bubble? You know what I mean?

1087
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,919
Speaker 1: Not sure what to do, what to do with it yourself?

1088
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 1: Here's some ideas to help you appreciate staying at home

1089
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: for the holidays. Check it out, Carlin. We talk about

1090
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: this all the time. Catch up on movies that you

1091
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 1: want to see, shows, yeah, TV, movies, all of that. Okay,

1092
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,960
Speaker 1: Take long, hot baths, light a few candles, bring in

1093
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: your beverage of choice, a book, play some you know,

1094
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: sexy music, some soothing music in the background. Girl, I

1095
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: like yeah, and you know what doctor's orders. Doctor's orders.

1096
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 1: My doctor told me I need more red WAE for

1097
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: my blood. That's right. I was like, uh, And then

1098
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: you can clean, you know, clear out some space in

1099
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: your closet or something. It's not fun, but it could

1100
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 1: be therapeutic, you know what it is for? Yeah, getting organized.

1101
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: That could be a resolution of yours too. For twenty

1102
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 1: twenty one. I like those suggestions Shirley's Staycasion, movies, baths,

1103
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: clear out some of your space. I'm probably not gonna

1104
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: do to clear out the space one. I'm probably not

1105
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 1: gonna do that. And it says bake warm up the

1106
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: kitchen with a batchel of homemade Christmas cookies. Oh okay,

1107
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: I know you're not doing that. Mob The Steve Harvey

1108
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,680
Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to

1109
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 1: the Steven Show. The stereotype of being single during the

1110
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,800
Speaker 1: holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really

1111
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What

1112
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah, I don't look to

1113
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: people for you need to find somebody, get boot up.

1114
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 1: Don't don't. I'm telling you you need to find someday.

1115
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,559
Speaker 1: But wake your ass up house by yourself yet wake up?

1116
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,679
Speaker 1: Oh Christmas Day by yourself? Ain't no noise in another room? Well,

1117
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: there are a lot of things, Junior, that single people

1118
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 1: can do that someone with a significant other can't. Guys,

1119
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: here are ways the singles have it better during the holidays.

1120
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: Check it out, junior. No fights waiting to happen. Someone's

1121
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: a good thing. Yeah, that's a great thing. Or break ups.

1122
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 1: You don't a lot of people break up over the holidays.

1123
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that. Can't can't break

1124
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 1: up if you ain't gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, you

1125
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 1: don't have to buy a lot of gifts, think about it,

1126
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 1: but you ain't getting none either. Okay, I'm just looking

1127
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: at the bright side of this. There are no mandatory

1128
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 1: spouse holiday parties you have to attend, but your ass

1129
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:49,560
Speaker 1: ain't gotten nothing on the stove. You don't have toin't

1130
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,600
Speaker 1: no smells in the house. Okay, here's another one. You

1131
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: don't have to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with.

1132
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: There's always a fight about that, you know. Yeah, but

1133
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,679
Speaker 1: you need to find somebody house though, and you don't

1134
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: want your family. And then here's a good one. New

1135
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 1: Year's eve. You can go in focusing all on you.

1136
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 1: You ever brought in the New Year's by yourself? When

1137
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 1: when you do, when you do blowing that horn, don't

1138
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:24,400
Speaker 1: nobody here, nobody here. You can focus on just yourself

1139
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 1: bringing in the new year. Okay, but you couldn't do

1140
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: that the year before because you still buy yourself and

1141
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 1: we're looking at the positive sight of being single stick

1142
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's there's no positive. No, you don't

1143
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:41,600
Speaker 1: think so you need to find somebody. I remember the

1144
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 1: first time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home

1145
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:46,680
Speaker 1: when I moved Atlanta, all right, when I woke up

1146
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,679
Speaker 1: and there was nothing, nothing, no food, No I called home.

1147
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,880
Speaker 1: I heard all that joy and laughter and getting passed

1148
01:15:55,920 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: around on the phone. Ain't fun? Who is that? All

1149
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: the damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that? Let

1150
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,080
Speaker 1: me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all doing it? Now?

1151
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: Who is that? Who are that? Now? Is that the doubt? What? Baby?

1152
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: Is that? What y'all look at that? You don't want

1153
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:19,519
Speaker 1: to do that? Wow? I like all of that. You

1154
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 1: like yourself, You like being by yourself during the holidays.

1155
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,120
Speaker 1: So Jay, yeah, listen, that's what it sounds so what

1156
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,200
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling. Okay, Christmas morning is like what

1157
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: at your house? Listen? Let me listen. Who isn't that joint?

1158
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:40,560
Speaker 1: You got to be lonely, a hot rattling, no noise, no,

1159
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:44,120
Speaker 1: let you hear it again, no company at all? Come

1160
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: to my house. You ain't in the neighborhood because I

1161
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: ain't gonna let you in. You know that I don't

1162
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 1: just in the neighborhood when you outside, because you ain't

1163
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: coming in? What is it in your house? About your house?

1164
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks.

1165
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it at forty nine after

1166
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:09,040
Speaker 1: the hour you're listening show. All right, Steve. Here we are,

1167
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:13,599
Speaker 1: guys with the last break of the day on this Monday. Yes,

1168
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 1: it is no more break, say it right, Jay? No, No,

1169
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,439
Speaker 1: I mean I said it once, but it's gonna be

1170
01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: another break. No, there will be no more damn break.

1171
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: So okay, just the last damn number one. It's been

1172
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 1: a good Monday though, it really has. Yeah, it's great money,

1173
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 1: it has great to be Yes, welcome back, welcome back.

1174
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 1: You know you know what Sureley, you know what I

1175
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 1: thought about though what I I looked at the whole show.

1176
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 1: I missed you guys, but I thought about something. What

1177
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:47,800
Speaker 1: do you know, Uncle Steve is the Moses and sick people?

1178
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean he leading a bunch of sick people?

1179
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:57,200
Speaker 1: Y'all too? You look, everybody on this show got a problem.

1180
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,320
Speaker 1: It ain't just me and Jay. Everybody got a problem

1181
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: with y'all. Just leave. He leave people. He need people

1182
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:08,560
Speaker 1: with short He leaves bipolar people, Carlo Jay diabetic, I

1183
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,840
Speaker 1: got sick. He needs a bunch of sick people. Is

1184
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 1: what do you do? Big eyes is not a guy? Yeah,

1185
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: the beginning of something. I do not have eyes out

1186
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 1: that far due to some type of pressure. Really have

1187
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:33,880
Speaker 1: you always had him open that wine? My eyes have

1188
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: been big since I came from the womb. Okay am

1189
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: I right? Am? I right? Shut up? Junior, all those

1190
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: people to show sick. You mean you the only healthy

1191
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 1: person we got? Oh no, that's not true. True is

1192
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:55,719
Speaker 1: the problem? His mind has gone, Junior Solf. The better

1193
01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 1: to see you, my dear. The other day, I was

1194
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 1: talking about finding the motivation to never give up, because

1195
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 1: it's such an important thing. Man, Just the fact that

1196
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 1: you don't quit that you don't give up on your visions,

1197
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 1: your dreams, your goals, your aspirations, and you have to

1198
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: find the motivation to do it. But you also have

1199
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: to remember that doing good is the right thing to do.

1200
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 1: And a lot of times, I know, man, you get

1201
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 1: tired of doing good because it seems like it's no payoff.

1202
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:42,840
Speaker 1: There's a scripture I was reading the other day, Galatians

1203
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:48,680
Speaker 1: six nine, and it was saying for us to not

1204
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 1: become weary in doing good, for at the proper time,

1205
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:58,280
Speaker 1: we will reap a harvest if we don't give up.

1206
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,719
Speaker 1: And that's such an important thing, man, because sometimes it's

1207
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 1: hard to keep doing the right thing, especially when you're

1208
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:12,760
Speaker 1: being done wrong. It's hard to keep doing the right

1209
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 1: thing and you don't see the payoff right after you

1210
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 1: do the right thing. It's hard to do the right

1211
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:27,320
Speaker 1: thing when everybody else seems to be getting away with

1212
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,600
Speaker 1: something wrong. So it makes it hard to continue to

1213
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:34,640
Speaker 1: do the right thing. But you have to have the

1214
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,719
Speaker 1: faith that you're doing the right thing, and you can't

1215
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: become weary in doing good, because, like the Bible says,

1216
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:44,960
Speaker 1: at the proper time, you're going to reap a harvest

1217
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: if you don't give up. Do you understand how true

1218
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:53,639
Speaker 1: that statement is. That's a promise of God that if

1219
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:58,519
Speaker 1: you don't get tired and stop doing what's good, that

1220
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 1: eventually you're going to reap of harvest by just not

1221
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: giving up. That is a benefit to doing what's good.

1222
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 1: That is a reward for doing things that's good. You

1223
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,559
Speaker 1: don't know. You have no idea how many seeds you're

1224
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: planning when you do something good you have to. You

1225
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:20,760
Speaker 1: don't even know where they're gonna crop up, pop up

1226
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 1: where you're gonna harvest them later. It may not be

1227
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: even in the same field you plan it. I was

1228
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 1: somewhere one day and I was going down the street

1229
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,400
Speaker 1: and a girl had a flat tire, young girl, and

1230
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: I just thought of one of my daughters. Man, so

1231
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 1: I stopped. I just happened to be driving that day.

1232
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:44,600
Speaker 1: It was years ago in LA and I stopped and

1233
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: I helped this little girl. And she was on side

1234
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 1: of the road just crying. She had a flat tire.

1235
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:54,080
Speaker 1: She don't know what to do, and so I still there,

1236
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: made a phone call, got told truck to come. She

1237
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 1: didn't have the money. I kind of somehow got it

1238
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:04,640
Speaker 1: to the tie station. I bought the new ties for

1239
01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 1: Boom fixed her up. She went home. She called her father.

1240
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 1: She said, Steve Harvey bought me ties from my car.

1241
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: I ain't think none of the brother thanked me. Years later,

1242
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 1: I was on the golf course years later, I'm talking

1243
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: about like five six years ago, and this happened like early,

1244
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:32,839
Speaker 1: like in two thousand, so probably around twenty fifteen, sixteen

1245
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: something like that. I'm playing golf and this guy comes up,

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Speaker 1: Timm and he tells me the story about this girl

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Speaker 1: and it was his daughter. And he just told me

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Speaker 1: about it, and he hugged me. He said, man, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to thank y'all talk to you on the phone,

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Speaker 1: but man, we finally meet mouths hoping I'll see you

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Speaker 1: at this tournament. And so he hugged me, and you know,

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Speaker 1: didn't think none of it. Next thing, you know, come

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Speaker 1: to find out he worked for a high level company.

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Speaker 1: The company calls me and the company wants me to

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Speaker 1: do a deal with him. I signed and did the

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Speaker 1: deal with the company. It was all because one day

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Speaker 1: I stopped and I helped a girl that I just

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Speaker 1: saw in distress because I just thought, man, this could

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Speaker 1: be one of my daughters. On the side, of his role,

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Speaker 1: and she told her father, and her father did a

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Speaker 1: deal with me that turned out to be a very,

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Speaker 1: very beneficial deal. You can't ever get tired of doing

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Speaker 1: what's right, because in due time you will reap a

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Speaker 1: harvest if you never give up. That's a promise from God.

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Speaker 1: Keep doing the right thing, y'all. You will benefit from it.

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Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks that said, that's a wrap, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. Okay, and tell you Mama near

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Speaker 1: my said he And for all Steve Harvey contests, no

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.