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Speaker 1: And it's time for your brand new phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: broken Jewel in the morning, I'm moving on eighty two

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Speaker 1: point five your free money phone tap. After you here it,

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Speaker 1: we call it twenty five at eight six six, moving

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Speaker 1: nine two five, you will win two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars in today's brand new free money phone tap. There's

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Speaker 1: a guy named Brian who's been having issues with a

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Speaker 1: clogged up toilet in his apartment. And when I found

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Speaker 1: this out, I asked the only person I could think

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Speaker 1: of with enough experience and knowledge of the plumbing industry

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Speaker 1: to help him with the issue. That person is Ted.

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Speaker 1: The stoners in your phone tap right now on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: you were shutting two hundred and fifty bucks. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Brianne. Uh, this is Brian. Yeah, Brianne

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Speaker 1: looking for Brianne. Oh no, this is Brian. Oh. I

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Speaker 1: must have read this work order wrong. Who are you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My name is Ted? Okay, Ted? What's up? Not much, dude?

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Speaker 1: What's up with you? You called me? Yeah? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: then you said what's up? So you know what's up?

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Speaker 1: Am I missing something here? What it's about? Oh? My

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Speaker 1: name is Ted and I'm the maintenance guy working on

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Speaker 1: your place. Okay, how's it going? Uh, it's okay, not really.

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Speaker 1: What's so funny going? Well? Sorry? Um? So I was

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Speaker 1: looking for your bathroom, you know, and I couldn't find it.

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Speaker 1: So I just went to your bedroom and I was

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Speaker 1: kind of hanging out in there. Why are you hanging

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Speaker 1: out in my bedroom? We're gonna find my bathroom because

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find the bathroom, so I just went in there.

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Speaker 1: There's one bathroom in that apartment. Do you not find it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't know where it is. I

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Speaker 1: can't find it. But I did find your stash that

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Speaker 1: you have in your bedroom. You go out in my bedroom? No, dude,

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Speaker 1: but I found your stash, and I have a question.

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Speaker 1: Get out of my bedroom. Can I have some? No? No,

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Speaker 1: you can't. Where are you yelling at me? Dude? Shut

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Speaker 1: up and listen to me. Get out of my bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Okay and do your job. I'm in the hallway. Now,

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Speaker 1: where's my stash? What did you do with it? What

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Speaker 1: if I trade you? No, dumb it, I'm not trading you. Uh.

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Speaker 1: That's a bummer, dude. Yeah, that's a bummer dude. I

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Speaker 1: like that. Bums me out big time. I don't keep

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Speaker 1: if it bumps you will. There's a problem with your toilet.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that? Yeah? I know that. That's why

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to be in there and sit. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to fix your toilet. Do you come to

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Speaker 1: my plate and forget what you're supposed to do? How

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Speaker 1: do you forget happen? How do you forget what you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? I don't forget what I'm supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what I'm supposed to do. What are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? I'm at work, dunning, Yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing? You're supposed to be fixing my toilet? Your

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Speaker 1: toilet's broken, dude, Yes, I know my toilet is tooken?

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Hey, I'm glad I can help you out.

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Speaker 1: If you could leave a positive review with my boss,

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Speaker 1: that'd be cool. I'm gonna call him now and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get you fired, and I'm gonna get you arrested

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Speaker 1: for stealing my What are you laughing at you? You're

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Speaker 1: so pissed. Yeah, I'm twisted. Yeah, you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: fixing the toilet. You're like at first, You're all like hello,

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Speaker 1: and then now you're just like yelling. You're so mad, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over and kicked your whoa you understand?

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Speaker 1: Are you hearing me? Your girlfriend Brenda is gonna be

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Speaker 1: angry if you beat me up. She's gonna be mad

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Speaker 1: about my girlfriend. She's gonna be mad if you beat

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Speaker 1: me up. She's gonna be mad if you beat me up. Dude,

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Speaker 1: how do you know Brenda? Are you going to all

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Speaker 1: my other push? No? I they're like twice. Dude. What

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Speaker 1: did you say after the Dude? I told you, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I talk about my girlfriend. You don't. Hey, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your girlfriend Brenda set you up? Are you?

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Speaker 1: She said you're having a maintenance guy come over to

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Speaker 1: fix your toilet and wanted me to screw with you.

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Speaker 1: You kidding me? You got so mad, dude, don't you? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hold out to win two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty bucks one eighty six six, Moving ninety two five