Speaker 1: Call from Tony.
Speaker 2: Tony, Oh my god, how are you doing? Tony?
Speaker 3: I'm doing good?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing? Have we ever talked before, Tony?
Speaker 4: No, this is the first time and it took me
Speaker 4: four hundred tries.
Speaker 2: Really, I gotta I want to try to get do you.
Speaker 2: I kind of want to get some sort of queuing
Speaker 2: system in place.
Speaker 4: That would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Although I've been doing this for a year and I've
Speaker 2: been saying that since August, so it might not ever
Speaker 2: happen unless if Tony, what's your life like? Who are
Speaker 2: you with? You're like with someone and there's I can
Speaker 2: hear someone in the background. Is that like your wife
Speaker 2: or girlfriend or mother or sister?
Speaker 5: Buddy?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Steve.
Speaker 7: Steve.
Speaker 2: Oh what's up Steve? Can I talk to Steve?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: Can I go hold on cock? I'm on speakerphone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could take you off.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's fine. Be honest? Can you too? Be honest?
Speaker 2: Are you too how do you feel about Are you
Speaker 2: too good at being vulnerable with each other?
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 2: Are you too? Consider yourself open and honest people?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, be honest with me? No hard feelings, No need
Speaker 2: to have your ego involved. Okay, between both of you,
Speaker 2: Tony and Steven, which of you would be more interesting
Speaker 2: to talk to?
Speaker 4: Probably Tony?
Speaker 9: Tony?
Speaker 2: All right, Tony, take me off speakerphone.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like how do you feel like Steven
Speaker 2: and both of you said, both of you said you
Speaker 2: Stephen conceided that you were more interesting than him? Yeah,
Speaker 2: how do you? How do you think Stephen feels like this?
Speaker 2: Feels about that? Just because because I think there's some
Speaker 2: people out there, like they know, like they're very actually
Speaker 2: comfortable with who they would actually but they benefit more
Speaker 2: from being comfortable with who they are than with being
Speaker 2: more interesting than the others. That make sense? How do
Speaker 2: you I do think Stephen feels about that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Indifferent. I don't think he takes offense to it. We're
Speaker 4: good friends.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: Why do you think Stephen thinks that you are more
Speaker 2: interesting than him?
Speaker 4: I've told him my story, my story is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Your story is or is it a singular story?
Speaker 4: It's a lifesty, my life story, my ongoing story too.
Speaker 2: I guess it's an ongoing story. Well, let's do a
Speaker 2: little bit of a pulp fiction here, where are we
Speaker 2: at with the story right now?
Speaker 4: Right now, I'm preparing for my trip to Honduras next week.
Speaker 2: Interesting, okay, perfect, perfect, that's what that's how we that
Speaker 2: we cold open. You're preparing for your trip with Hon Doris.
Speaker 2: Now how did we get here? What is the beginning
Speaker 2: of this story?
Speaker 4: I was born there? Okay, I was born there. I
Speaker 4: was raised there, and I came here when I was
Speaker 4: kind of young. And uh, yeah, I don't know, I've
Speaker 4: been to quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Well Tony, you say this is a crazy story.
Speaker 4: All right. So I came Hunduras when I was a kid.
Speaker 4: And then when we got here, my father passed away
Speaker 4: and my mother got into a bad car accident ruined
Speaker 4: her brain, like for almost ten years, and so I
Speaker 4: was raising myself and eventually I joined the Marine Corps,
Speaker 4: got out of the Marine Corps, and then I started
Speaker 4: just traveling and meeting people and doing all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4: And recently I was just gonna get married. She passed away.
Speaker 4: She had a heart condition nobody knew about. Sorry to
Speaker 4: hear that, that's all right. And so I used to
Speaker 4: live in Chicago. I moved down to Kentucky to start
Speaker 4: new and things are going pretty well here. I work
Speaker 4: at the hospital. Moved here right before the pandemic started.
Speaker 4: And Steve you told in Chicago, and he followed me
Speaker 4: down here, and so now we're both down here.
Speaker 2: He followed you down here? So did he followed you
Speaker 2: down to Kentucky? So you guys could be roommates.
Speaker 4: Oh, we don't live together, but it's just Chicago's kind
Speaker 4: of a crazy place to live. And we both decided,
Speaker 4: you know, it's just better anywhere but there.
Speaker 2: Now, why did you pick Kentucky?
Speaker 4: My sister teaches down here, and so it was like
Speaker 4: the only place I have family, so I figured i'd
Speaker 4: be closer to a family.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, So now, how when's the last time I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to sort of piece the timeline back together
Speaker 2: out of what you told me. When is the last
Speaker 2: time you were in Honduras?
Speaker 4: Maybe three years ago?
Speaker 2: Four years ago?
Speaker 3: Were you?
Speaker 2: What were you doing there three years ago?
Speaker 4: Funeral my grandpa?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what are you going back for.
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 4: Assess some inheritance stuff and to checking my house over there?
Speaker 4: And you got a groundskeeper watching my place and we're
Speaker 4: changing him out.
Speaker 2: Do you still a lot of family in hondoors.
Speaker 4: I used to not so much anymore. They've all, they've all,
Speaker 4: most of them have passed.
Speaker 2: Are you how are you feeling about going back there?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 2: Is it a place that you feel like, uh, is
Speaker 2: emotional for you?
Speaker 4: It's not emotional. But I am a little anxious to
Speaker 4: go back, only because like there was like a like
Speaker 4: a no, there was like a hit out on my
Speaker 4: whole family at one point, and I couldn't be there.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to go back for a while. And uh,
Speaker 4: a little anxious to go back. I feel like the
Speaker 4: dust of settle. But I'm still anxious to go back
Speaker 4: because not really we're gonna die yet.
Speaker 2: You're you're afraid that there might still be a hit.
Speaker 4: Out on you a little bit, just a little bit.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: And by the way, just so you know, look, I
Speaker 2: could the fact that you opened up, uh this conversation,
Speaker 2: you know, sort of breadcrubbing me. I don't want you
Speaker 2: to feel like you have to give me any information
Speaker 2: about anything that you don't want to talk about here.
Speaker 2: You know, you set the boundaries, so you know you
Speaker 2: love me.
Speaker 4: Here to talk, here to talk. I'm I'm an open book.
Speaker 2: So how long ago was this hit set on.
Speaker 4: You about four years ago after my grandfather passed.
Speaker 2: That's that's bold of you for years? Is it's not
Speaker 2: a fresh hit, but it's it's not an old hit.
Speaker 4: Well, a person who ordered the hit is now dead, Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that how that works in the I don't know how.
Speaker 2: I don't know how hits work.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, if they get if you sort of inherit a
Speaker 2: hits that the you know, if they put that in
Speaker 2: the will or whatever.
Speaker 4: I feel like once the hitter is gone, the hit
Speaker 4: is the hit is gone?
Speaker 2: Too interesting? Can I ask why this person had such
Speaker 2: an indebta against your family that he wanted them dead.
Speaker 4: It's actually my grandpa's oldest son. So my uncle tried
Speaker 4: to kill his siblings to inherit everything.
Speaker 2: Mm hm, would you pull that a hit? Does that
Speaker 2: mean that like he had like like with like I
Speaker 2: didn't even I don't know why I didn't even think
Speaker 2: about this hit with like who like just a random assassin,
Speaker 2: whereas he involved in like a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the gay people they got people called like cicadios.
Speaker 4: They just uh, you pay them and they kill people
Speaker 4: if you tell them where they are, show the picture.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: So why aren't you afraid? I mean, I know that
Speaker 2: you're anxious, but you're not. I'm impressed that you are
Speaker 2: not anxious enough, you know, to not go.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not afraid because I mean, if it happens,
Speaker 4: it happens, I can't stop it. I've heard someone say
Speaker 4: before people are afraid of dying. Not because they're afraid
Speaker 4: of dying, but they're afraid of not living a full life.
Speaker 4: And I feel like I've lived a pretty full life
Speaker 4: for my age, pretty satisfied with what I've gotten where
Speaker 4: I'm at m I mean, I could die any second time,
Speaker 4: wouldn't really I don't know, it wouldn't really make me mad?
Speaker 2: How old you?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty one, you.
Speaker 2: Know I I By the way, I totally understand what
Speaker 2: you're saying. You know again, it's not, you know, that
Speaker 2: whole thing of it's not the years of your life,
Speaker 2: but the life and your years. You can pack some
Speaker 2: pretty good stuff into thirty one years. That's an interesting
Speaker 2: feeling to have when you feel like you've accomplished enough
Speaker 2: and you've lived a good enough life that you're like,
Speaker 2: all right, everything else is sort of a bonus. Now,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Are you going with anyone the Hondors? You're going alone,
Speaker 2: I'm going with my mom. You're going with your mom. Okay, So,
Speaker 2: now how does she feel because I assume that she
Speaker 2: would also be sort of a target of the hit is.
Speaker 4: Well, that's right, she's like the she would be the
Speaker 4: primary one, and they would like use her kids to
Speaker 4: get to her, you know what I mean. So it's
Speaker 4: not like I'm like the main target or anything, but
Speaker 4: they could like hurt one of her kids to get
Speaker 4: through to her. But she's probably a little anxious. She
Speaker 4: doesn't really talk about you know. I asked her she's nervous.
Speaker 4: She said not really. So I mean that makes me
Speaker 4: feel a little better for both of us.
Speaker 2: I mean, are you not anxiously? You know, I know
Speaker 2: the way that you feel about your own life, But
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you are you anxious about her? No?
Speaker 4: I mean it would be a horrible thing. It's something
Speaker 4: like that where to happen. But she's lived a pretty
Speaker 4: full good life as well.
Speaker 2: So your you're going there to like inspect your house? Yeah, basically,
Speaker 2: can you can you not do any of this like
Speaker 2: remotely in a in a safer fashion or anything like that.
Speaker 4: No, there's nothing like going there.
Speaker 2: Hmm. Well, let me ask another question. Can I like,
Speaker 2: can I actually you know what? You know what? You
Speaker 2: know what? Let's talk to Steven. Okay, let's talk to
Speaker 2: Steven real quick. I don't want I want to talk
Speaker 2: to Steven real quick.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, hold on, I.
Speaker 2: Want to hear what Steven has. I want to hear
Speaker 2: what Steven thinks about all this. Hella, Steven, Man, how's
Speaker 2: it going? Well, Steven, you're right, I will Actually, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to say that Tony is more interesting than you,
Speaker 2: because I don't know you. But Tony's definitely got some
Speaker 2: stuff going on, fairly unique.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I won't care.
Speaker 2: You're like this guy's best friend. It sounds to me like,
Speaker 2: are what's your perspective on all of this?
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 10: Uh like, yeah, it kind of blows your mind. But
Speaker 10: at the same time, yeah, I never thought i'd, you know,
Speaker 10: actually meet someone who's going through stuff like that.
Speaker 2: This is all sort of completely foreign to you. You've
Speaker 2: never had a hit out on your family, No.
Speaker 10: No, I grew up in Illinois, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a lot of mafia activity there out of
Speaker 2: a sat not exactly. The assassin capital of the United States. No,
Speaker 2: so how do you feel are you Are you nervous
Speaker 2: about your friend going to Honduras?
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I'm babysitting at six cats, so I hope
Speaker 10: he comes back.
Speaker 9: He has six kids, six cats.
Speaker 2: Oh he has six still, six cats. Yeah, yeah, they'll
Speaker 2: be fine their cats.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I do worry seriously though. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 10: All I can do is pray, you know, mm hmmm
Speaker 10: mm hm.
Speaker 3: Hm.
Speaker 2: Man. That's that's that is that is super super wild.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm. How do you feel about not being as
Speaker 2: interesting as Tony?
Speaker 10: Well, I I feel like I'm unique on my own,
Speaker 10: but I don't feel like I've had nearly as much uh.
Speaker 9: In my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 10: I guess it's relative.
Speaker 2: Well look, man, keep uh. You know, it sounds it
Speaker 2: sounds like you're a It sounds like you're a sort
Speaker 2: of a rock in uh in Tony's life. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you two have each other, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: to fight the demons of Kentucky with.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's not really any demons out here.
Speaker 2: Let me let me let me talk to Tony again
Speaker 2: real quick, for sure?
Speaker 11: For sure.
Speaker 2: Ye see, we're here, We're there, We're doing it.
Speaker 4: This is Tony.
Speaker 2: Well listen, Tony, thank you so much for sharing everything
Speaker 2: that you shared with us today. I want to wish
Speaker 2: you good luck. Man. You know, don't be safe all
Speaker 2: right much that means coming from a random gacko man, but.
Speaker 4: A lot actually, thanks man. Hey, in case I die,
Speaker 4: check out my legacy, my music The Silversmith.
Speaker 2: The silver Smith.
Speaker 4: Where is this on the Silversmiths? You can find on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll check that out. I'll check that out. Thank
Speaker 2: you for sharing, Tony Man.
Speaker 4: Thanks man, you too, never goes on the line taking
Speaker 4: your phone calls.
Speaker 2: Every name ever goes. He's teaching your.
Speaker 1: Real call from bruh tick.
Speaker 2: Hello, Wow, what'd you say? Her name was?
Speaker 12: Oh? My name is Nat.
Speaker 2: Your name is Nat? Net Yeah?
Speaker 9: And Adnad.
Speaker 2: How are you doing, Nad?
Speaker 13: I'm good.
Speaker 12: I just watched the stream.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 12: I thought I would call. I didn't know I would
Speaker 12: get through.
Speaker 2: Where are you calling from?
Speaker 14: Ned the Netherlands?
Speaker 2: You're calling from the Netherlands. How much money do you
Speaker 2: think this call is going to cost you?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 12: It's a throw away phone, so I might drop out
Speaker 12: any moment. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Really, can you do that? Can you just get a
Speaker 2: phone and then leave the people with the bill. You're
Speaker 2: just gonna dip out.
Speaker 12: No, it's like a burner phone, Like I have some
Speaker 12: money on it, but not a lot, so you might
Speaker 12: drop any moment.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So we got to make this quick.
Speaker 2: We got to make the most of the time that
Speaker 2: we have here. Yeah, okay, So tell me about the Netherlands.
Speaker 2: What's what's going on over there?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 12: Not much really, just got vaccinated. The people are getting vaccinated,
Speaker 12: and we're we might be opening up soon.
Speaker 2: Interesting, okay, so tell me all right. So it's interesting
Speaker 2: to me because here in America we're pretty open. Honestly,
Speaker 2: no one's been wearing masks anywhere that I've been. We're
Speaker 2: kind of chilling, but it's not the experience everywhere else.
Speaker 2: So I'm curious, Nad, what are you the most excited
Speaker 2: about for this reopening?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: Pretty excited to go back to the movies and the.
Speaker 2: Festivals, the festivals. Which festivals are you you got coming up?
Speaker 4: Nad?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 12: Decibel Outdoors.
Speaker 2: Is the festival call hold on? Is the festival called
Speaker 2: festival outdoors or is this a festival that takes place outdoors?
Speaker 12: The festival is called decibel outdoor.
Speaker 2: Death bell outdoors.
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 2: Interesting. What kind of music do they play? Is it
Speaker 2: death metal? Death themed stuff?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 12: No, it's more heart style stuff.
Speaker 2: Death is pretty hard.
Speaker 14: Yes, it's lots of uh yeah, lots of bass music.
Speaker 14: Ne No, those kinds of things.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna uh uh roll while you go? You
Speaker 2: plan to take a whole bunch of drugs before you
Speaker 2: go to this concert?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 12: No, sober Man.
Speaker 2: Really, because I was wondering what you were doing with
Speaker 2: like the the you know, this burner phone.
Speaker 11: Oh, because there's only a.
Speaker 2: Few reasons why you would be in possession of a
Speaker 2: burner phone and calling a gecko, unless if you bought
Speaker 2: a burner phone just to call me, Like, I don't
Speaker 2: know how much of this call was like the purpose
Speaker 2: of the phone, or if I'm just like, uh okay,
Speaker 2: I've got a few minutes left on this burner phone
Speaker 2: that I used to buy drugs. Let's call the gecko
Speaker 2: if I'm at the beginning of the Really you bought
Speaker 2: I bought a burner phone just to talk to me?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I never thought I would get through, man, I
Speaker 12: heard people.
Speaker 2: You never thought you would get through. You you invested
Speaker 2: in getting through.
Speaker 10: I tried, but it wasn't.
Speaker 12: It was like a do kind of thing.
Speaker 2: You succeeded. It was a joke. Yeah, how do you do?
Speaker 2: You just went into a gas station and you bought
Speaker 2: the burner phone.
Speaker 12: Oh no, it's it's like the SIM card.
Speaker 13: It's a burner ship card.
Speaker 2: Are you how much? How much money did this? How
Speaker 2: much money? Did this burner ship card cost?
Speaker 12: Five euros?
Speaker 2: Five euros? Interesting? So tell me nad for five euros?
Speaker 2: I mean, was this call worth it to you? Be
Speaker 2: honest with me? Was it worth five euros?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
Speaker 12: I saw you on TikTok and I thought I would
Speaker 12: never get through. And suddenly I was a week late
Speaker 12: at night and I saw you gave him, so I thought,
Speaker 12: might as well call I see if I get through.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you woke You woke up in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night. You walked to a local convenience store. No,
Speaker 2: no phone. No wait. So if you already had it,
Speaker 2: then you didn't buy it just to call me.
Speaker 12: I did, I did, But I never do you.
Speaker 9: We're always alive.
Speaker 2: You Okay, here's my understanding. You now currently of what happened.
Speaker 2: You saw me on TikTok once, yeah, didn't even know
Speaker 2: you didn't You didn't follow me on Twitch. I'm betting
Speaker 2: you just like saw me on TikTok and you thought
Speaker 2: one day, I don't know when, but there's gonna be
Speaker 2: a situation in which I'm gonna want to call this gecko.
Speaker 2: Let me buy a burner phone to have on hand,
Speaker 2: put it behind some glass to break in the event
Speaker 2: of I happened to catch him live, I can use
Speaker 2: the burner phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 12: I just came back from a party and I saw
Speaker 12: you were aligned. So I was a week at the
Speaker 12: time you were streaming, so I thought I might as
Speaker 12: well call it, try to get to reach you.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's what happened. I think you.
Speaker 2: I think you left the party early to call me.
Speaker 2: I think you were at a party. You were talking
Speaker 2: to some girl or whatever. She was like, I've had
Speaker 2: a really nice time talking to you. We should see
Speaker 2: each other again. And she was about to give you
Speaker 2: her phone number, and then your phone dinged and you
Speaker 2: saw it was me, and you shoved her aside, and
Speaker 2: you ran over to your burner phone and you called me.
Speaker 12: If you want to believe that, that's all fine with
Speaker 12: me man.
Speaker 2: That before we go, like, is there anything? I feel
Speaker 2: like You've went on such a journey to be here,
Speaker 2: and I just want to make sure that before we leave,
Speaker 2: I covered all of the bases that you wanted to cover.
Speaker 10: All right, what do you want to know?
Speaker 2: No, what do you want to know?
Speaker 12: Well, I just want to tell everyone to never give
Speaker 12: up on your dreams.
Speaker 4: Gush. I tried to call you, and I reached.
Speaker 12: You even though I'm in the Netherlands, and people told
Speaker 12: you couldn't call you from the Netherlands. So that's what
Speaker 12: I want to tell everyone.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, Well, listen, enjoy all the Did you get a
Speaker 2: prostitute in the Netherlands for like fifty euros? One time
Speaker 2: I actually went to I went to Amsterdam once and
Speaker 2: I considered. I considered getting getting one of the Red
Speaker 2: Light District prostituors, and then I went to like she
Speaker 2: opened up the door and the smell of a bunch
Speaker 2: of people's come wafted into my face, and so I did.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I went I got a hot
Speaker 2: dog instead.
Speaker 12: Oh well it's better anyways. Well I'm not a tourist.
Speaker 2: So I would all right, get out of here. I'll
Speaker 2: talk to you. Thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 1: All right, all from right right.
Speaker 2: Right right? Wait, Ryan, we talked the other day, didn't we?
Speaker 11: Yes, we did, but I was super anxious.
Speaker 2: Do you follow.
Speaker 11: I don't need to follow up. I was. I wanted
Speaker 11: to sing my rap for you.
Speaker 2: We kind of already did that. We kind of already
Speaker 2: did the musical thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, I'll buy that.
Speaker 2: What's the wrap about?
Speaker 11: It's about my eye. I got this eye injury last year,
Speaker 11: and uh, concrete like exploded into my eye and burnt.
Speaker 2: It exploded into your eye.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's my job. I worked at Humped Concrete and
Speaker 11: and I was still in this hole and it filled
Speaker 11: up and then shot out and into my eye.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna sue them?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 11: It's my family business, So it's kind of like it's
Speaker 11: on me.
Speaker 2: How much money do you think you could get from
Speaker 2: your dad fulfilling your eye with concrete? Have you at
Speaker 2: least spoken with an attorney about how much a concrete
Speaker 2: eye goes for? I would.
Speaker 11: I looked at it and it's not as much as
Speaker 11: you would hope.
Speaker 2: How much? Wait? Where did you get this information from? I?
Speaker 11: Just like ell and I claims off the internet? Kind
Speaker 11: of like a general jest. So it's not like anything
Speaker 11: to finished, but I want, I mean, your eye, your
Speaker 11: eye is super important. I'd want like at least the mill,
Speaker 11: the million.
Speaker 2: Your eye is super important. Does your eye work still
Speaker 2: after having do you not have another eye?
Speaker 11: It's it's there, but it's like looking through a single
Speaker 11: ply tissue paper, so it's white and cloudy.
Speaker 2: Is it just like that now.
Speaker 11: Burning out for now? Yeah, they're kind of just waiting
Speaker 11: for it to see how much it heals, and they
Speaker 11: might do a cornea transplant later on down the line.
Speaker 2: When did this happen?
Speaker 11: February fifth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: February fifth, twenty twenty. Okay, so this was a lot.
Speaker 2: This was a year and a half ago. Yes, And
Speaker 2: I really would love to know how soon after this
Speaker 2: happened did you write the rap about it?
Speaker 11: It was a collective because I'm not very lyrically gifted.
Speaker 11: It took a full year to develop, and someone else's
Speaker 11: like help, and it was it wasn't like help, help.
Speaker 11: It was just kind of bouncing ideas off of my
Speaker 11: friend's head and she's like this, you know, she kind
Speaker 11: of helped me. I just wanted to give credit elsewhere.
Speaker 11: It wasn't one hundred percent meet.
Speaker 2: Who who I guess I'm I'm mostly curious, so it's
Speaker 2: like a full year to develop. But I'm mostly curious.
Speaker 2: When did the inception of the idea happen? Did you
Speaker 2: get blasted with a concrete eye? And then you're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, this is kind of this would be a
Speaker 2: good rap, kind of like a like a through the
Speaker 2: wire thing where like Kanye West got his fucking jaw
Speaker 2: busted and rapped about that.
Speaker 11: No, not quite, it was uh it was uh psych see,
Speaker 11: so like you think you see, but you don't see.
Speaker 11: It's in your psyche, So like yeah, yeah, exactly, And.
Speaker 2: So let's sear the rap. I want to hear the rap.
Speaker 2: You've sold me. Let's hear the rap and then and
Speaker 2: then we can just.
Speaker 11: Se okay, it's not long, psychs se.
Speaker 2: Let me make you, let me hold let me let
Speaker 2: me turn the music off real quick.
Speaker 3: All right, you're good, psych see.
Speaker 11: Make you want to see a psychiatrist or a podiatrist
Speaker 11: because you're messed up from your head to your toes
Speaker 11: and nobody knows what's wrong with you. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 11: Take you to the edge of the press spruce. Don't
Speaker 11: want to mess with this because it can hardly see.
Speaker 11: That's it.
Speaker 2: That took you a year?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm not musically lyrical gifted. Yeah, that took me
Speaker 11: a year.
Speaker 2: How what was this sort of development process?
Speaker 11: Like doing dishes and you know, just doing dishes and
Speaker 11: I'm like, I'm sitting there going crazy doing dishes and
Speaker 11: rhyman little.
Speaker 2: Many all right, because that was pretty short. How like
Speaker 2: per dishwashing session you it seems like for a year
Speaker 2: purchase washing session, you probably got a single word in
Speaker 2: for each dish washing session.
Speaker 11: It was more like a sight see, yeah it was.
Speaker 11: It was like trimesters, you know, break it into trimesters.
Speaker 4: I got a quarter or a third.
Speaker 11: Of the song, another third and then and then I'm
Speaker 11: just like I'm done.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, if you want my my my criticism here,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean maybe a beat could fix it
Speaker 2: something like that. You know, if you have a producer friend,
Speaker 2: I'm not you know, I'm not Anthony Fantana or anything,
Speaker 2: so my opinion on things doesn't matter. But you know,
Speaker 2: I look proud of you for you know, building an
Speaker 2: artistic creation out of your out of your tragedy.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you of course, thank you.
Speaker 2: So much for sharing.
Speaker 4: Ryan.
Speaker 2: You have a good rest of the night.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. Thank you, bye.
Speaker 13: All from Penis Penis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Gek, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm doing good?
Speaker 13: Sorry about the Penis thing. I just thought that's talking
Speaker 13: to my therapist in front of eight hundred and fourteen
Speaker 13: people on Twitch. Kind of giving out my name would
Speaker 13: be against hip hooks. So I just wanted to use
Speaker 13: my alter egos Phenis.
Speaker 2: I have a few I have a few common I
Speaker 2: have a few things that I want to say right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not a therapist. I feel like you know that.
Speaker 13: Though, Oh of course I thought we're going with.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you at at this point?
Speaker 2: The shtick is, the get go part is the mainly
Speaker 2: the shtick, and the therapy part is like it's something.
Speaker 2: It's sort of just an ingrained it's not an aspect
Speaker 2: of the thing that I am interested in highlighting because
Speaker 2: you know, okay, I don't want to talk about myself anymore.
Speaker 2: What is your life like?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 13: I feel like I have the wings of a dragonfly
Speaker 13: but the sins of a man, and I don't know
Speaker 13: how to get around that.
Speaker 2: Tell me about some of these sins.
Speaker 13: Any sin that a man would have, just the regular
Speaker 13: sins of a man, like think about your sins and
Speaker 13: think about your friends and your brother and father's sins.
Speaker 13: It's just regular sins.
Speaker 2: Nothing to have you ever killed anyone?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, well, penis here's my question? Uh sin?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay? Here it is? What constitutes a sin ultimately is subjective,
Speaker 2: and I know that. I mean it is ultimately subjective.
Speaker 2: So I'm curious you know where you are finding yours
Speaker 2: and basing your criteria for what is and is not
Speaker 2: a sin off of.
Speaker 13: I guess just societal norms.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what is Give me an example of something
Speaker 2: that society says is a sin that you have done?
Speaker 4: Sodomy?
Speaker 2: A sodomy is anal sex with someone.
Speaker 13: Right, doesn't have to be a someone? But anal sex?
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you mean? It's some What do you
Speaker 2: mean doesn't have to be a someone?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 13: Like, it doesn't have to be a human.
Speaker 2: Are you implying that you had anal sex with a
Speaker 2: not human?
Speaker 13: Is that what I'm implying?
Speaker 2: When you try to be funny? This works less?
Speaker 13: Right, I guess? Not not a human?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so how how have you sinned?
Speaker 3: Too many?
Speaker 11: Uh? Too many?
Speaker 13: Heindakens in the wilderness on a camping trip kind of
Speaker 13: got the best of me, and.
Speaker 3: It just.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I guess the alcohols are at toll on me. I'm
Speaker 13: not sure what it was. If it was just being
Speaker 13: out in the open with no one around and just
Speaker 13: having that sort of freedom, or it was just just
Speaker 13: the poison I was ingesting. But I guess you can
Speaker 13: for for conversations sake, I guess a little bit of both.
Speaker 2: Here's what I want to tell you is, look, what's
Speaker 2: your name again, Penis, Penis Penis. Here's the thing is,
Speaker 2: uh just I just want you to know before before
Speaker 2: I go, you can you get to define what is
Speaker 2: and is not a sin, so you know, don't judge
Speaker 2: yourself based on the criteria area of something random that
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with you that you'd never subscribe
Speaker 2: to in the first place. That's all I want you
Speaker 2: to know. I hope you have a good best to
Speaker 2: the night, Penis you too.
Speaker 4: Thanks grek.
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Speaker 2: the calls, All from Joe Kennili, Joseph Cantilope.
Speaker 9: That's my name, don't wear it out. That's my name me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's by leaving your stream on you actually ended
Speaker 2: up wearing out your own name.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, that's the irony of it, isn't it.
Speaker 2: What is your life like?
Speaker 4: Joe?
Speaker 2: I don't even know.
Speaker 9: Well, I sell phones. I watch his stream a lot.
Speaker 4: I have a cat.
Speaker 2: Did you sell a phone? I feel like we I
Speaker 2: feel like a lot of callers this evening have stories
Speaker 2: about buying phones. Did you sell one of the callers
Speaker 2: a phone?
Speaker 12: It'd be cool if I did.
Speaker 9: But I feel like that's just one of those things
Speaker 9: that the world may never know, just like how many
Speaker 9: licks it takes to get to the center.
Speaker 2: Of a topsy pop Why Joe cantalope?
Speaker 9: It just has a nice ring to it. You know,
Speaker 9: how old are you, Joe Candelop, I'm twenty three years old.
Speaker 2: Twenty three years old? Do you uh? What was the
Speaker 2: best year of your life?
Speaker 9: The best year of my life was probably twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Why was twenty seventeen the best year of your life?
Speaker 9: I went to a lot of music festivals. I was
Speaker 9: selling a lot of pot and other party favors. It
Speaker 9: was just a big party. It was at least the
Speaker 9: most fun year of my life.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, there's I'm by the way. I totally understand
Speaker 2: the difference between fun and sort of overall best because
Speaker 2: there's a lot sure of Okay, So, in comparison, comparing
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one to twenty seventeen, what would you say
Speaker 2: are things that have changed that you like versus things
Speaker 2: that have changed that you know? Maybe you wish, uh
Speaker 2: you could you could retain some seventeen vibes.
Speaker 9: Well, I have a stable job, I have my own place,
Speaker 9: my lifestyle is less illegal.
Speaker 2: Always.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the the music festivals were fun. That a lot
Speaker 9: of good times in music festivals, especially in that year.
Speaker 9: But it was it was pretty drug fueled, so that's
Speaker 9: it's bittersweet and I don't want to return to that.
Speaker 9: But it was a lot of fun and I'm glad
Speaker 9: it happened.
Speaker 2: Are you Are you sober now?
Speaker 9: I mean, like I still drink and smoke pot, but
Speaker 9: I don't like drop assd all the time and roll
Speaker 9: for every show every weekend.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Now what I mean, because twenty three is
Speaker 2: you're not like, you know, you're not a forty year
Speaker 2: old man or anything. You're still a young, no crazy guy.
Speaker 2: What ye. So I almost feel like you made a
Speaker 2: conscious decision to stop doing these things, as opposed to
Speaker 2: sort of a more gradual fade out of them.
Speaker 9: Yeah. I made a conscious decision to drop certain things,
Speaker 9: like psychedelics as often as I was because I got
Speaker 9: really into those for a while. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 9: certain things were were fueled by my own motivations, while
Speaker 9: others were like getting into trouble with the law. So
Speaker 9: I kind of had to with certain things.
Speaker 2: Did you have a point where you, you know, got arrested.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've had.
Speaker 15: I've had.
Speaker 9: I had a few distinct points where I've had to
Speaker 9: spend a couple of days in the slammer.
Speaker 2: Again. You know, you set the boundaries here. You don't
Speaker 2: have to tell me anything that you don't want. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm an open book, all right. Let's hear. How did
Speaker 2: tell me? Tell me the about the first time?
Speaker 9: The first time I got arrested, there was this guy
Speaker 9: who was sent my way by a friend of mine
Speaker 9: because he was looking to buy some pots. And he,
Speaker 9: after like a year and a half of him, you know,
Speaker 9: coming by and buying a little here and there, he
Speaker 9: very getting really into xanac from the people he was
Speaker 9: hanging around with were really sketchy.
Speaker 17: And then he set me up to steal like a
Speaker 17: pound of weed from me, and then in the stuffle.
Speaker 9: Somebody got really hurt and got hospitalized. And after that,
Speaker 9: the next day there was a raid on my house
Speaker 9: and at the time I was living with my parents,
Speaker 9: So both of my parents and myself got arrested and
Speaker 9: I had to spend a few days in jail.
Speaker 2: Your parents got arrested too, Yeah, did they have anything
Speaker 2: to do with it? Or they have not a thing,
Speaker 2: not a thing. How did they react to that? I
Speaker 2: cannot imagine.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean, there was a whole thing. Jack. To
Speaker 9: say there was one reaction would be a gross understatement.
Speaker 2: Did this raid take place like in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 9: No, it took place in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2: Wow. So, I mean, you know, that must have been
Speaker 2: kind of awkward sitting in that jail cell with your parents.
Speaker 9: Oh no, we didn't put us together.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Interesting. So I'm curious, like, what did your parents have
Speaker 2: to say to you after that?
Speaker 9: They didn't have a lot to say. I mean they
Speaker 9: did eventually, but at first it was a lot of
Speaker 9: just like silence mm hmm. But I remember one time
Speaker 9: after I was we had a bar in our basement,
Speaker 9: not like a public one, but you know, like a
Speaker 9: like just a bar in our basement, and me and
Speaker 9: my dad were We're sipping some whiskey, like I don't know,
Speaker 9: maybe a month or two after, and he was talking
Speaker 9: about at one point how he was like pacing around
Speaker 9: and how like one of the CEOs like stopped in
Speaker 9: and looked at him and like, I don't know, talk
Speaker 9: to him for a while. I don't remember this story.
Speaker 4: A whole lot but.
Speaker 9: I just I remember he was like humbled by it,
Speaker 9: as was I. And that was like this first time
Speaker 9: having that was like his most legal trouble he's ever
Speaker 9: been in. And at the time he was like in
Speaker 9: his sixties, so he I don't know, it was it
Speaker 9: was a really interesting experience. I mean, they weren't impressed,
Speaker 9: but they were, well we were still like, I don't know,
Speaker 9: it was like an interesting experience for everyone. Just leave
Speaker 9: it at that.
Speaker 2: And this was only the first time. Yeah, And so
Speaker 2: what compelled you to So you've quit now you've you've you've,
Speaker 2: as you said, made the conscious decision to get out
Speaker 2: of that life that you know gets you into trouble.
Speaker 2: But it took And how many times did you get arrested?
Speaker 2: Was it was it two or three?
Speaker 9: I think I've been arrested a total of four times.
Speaker 9: Well at least I've gone to jail a total of
Speaker 9: four times.
Speaker 2: What was it about the fourth time where you were like,
Speaker 2: all right, time to throw in the owl?
Speaker 9: Well, the fourth time it was for a DUI okay,
Speaker 9: And I was because of like all, you know, the
Speaker 9: other legal trouble I've been in. I'm supposed to be
Speaker 9: on absolute sobriety. So it wasn't even the fact that
Speaker 9: it was a dui. It was the fact that I
Speaker 9: had an upload alcohol level and I'm not supposed to
Speaker 9: have any mm hmm, so that's considered bill jumping.
Speaker 2: Mm hm. So I mean you were pretty much you know,
Speaker 2: you were a court mandated to stay sober.
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly what I've since done since then, though, was
Speaker 9: given up driving.
Speaker 2: You've given up driving completely?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I hired a driver.
Speaker 2: So now, so are are you? I don't know how long.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the DUI works. How long ye
Speaker 2: are you currently? Like elegit, you're able to drive?
Speaker 9: My license was actually my license was already suspended before
Speaker 9: I got the duy just because of speeding in that
Speaker 9: because I got too many points. So currently I could
Speaker 9: get an occupational in October twenty twenty two. But I
Speaker 9: think I'm just gonna keep doing this driving, this driver thing,
Speaker 9: so don't have to pay for insurance or any of that.
Speaker 2: Who you hired a drive like you have a personal chauffeur.
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Can I ask what you do for a living?
Speaker 9: I cell phones?
Speaker 2: You sell phones? Interesting? Interesting? So what's next for you?
Speaker 2: I mean, you're only twenty three and yet you have
Speaker 2: an extensive sort of history of stuff here. What do
Speaker 2: you what do you see next in your life?
Speaker 9: Well, I want to move to Europe because I have
Speaker 9: an EU citizenship. I have an Irish citizenship, so I
Speaker 9: can just kind of pick up and move there and
Speaker 9: be a full fledged European Union citizen. So I think
Speaker 9: I might just do that within the next five years
Speaker 9: because I'm not really impressed with American politics. Plus I
Speaker 9: feel like my like record won't carry over there.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 9: Plus I'll be able to drive, because it's just with
Speaker 9: the American government that I can't drive.
Speaker 2: Well, then't you say you'll be eligible for another license
Speaker 2: in October twenty twenty two.
Speaker 9: I could get an occupational but the ensuring to that
Speaker 9: it's and no, I'm gonna leg a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure that a DUI is not incredible for
Speaker 2: your insurance, right right? Interesting? Do you know anyone in
Speaker 2: the European Union?
Speaker 9: I have some like I have like a couple family friends,
Speaker 9: and I have a half sister over there in Ireland.
Speaker 2: H do you know what you're gonna do. You're gonna
Speaker 2: keep selling phones. They're going to transfer you to another I.
Speaker 9: Mean, they don't exactly, have like American phone companies over there,
Speaker 9: so I you know, I'd love to figure out what
Speaker 9: kind of phone companies are over there and get into that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that you know, the votaphone, I'm.
Speaker 9: Not super familiar. Is that like a European thing or what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a European phone company. I went to Europe.
Speaker 2: I used the Vota phone. Maybe you could sell some
Speaker 2: Vota phones.
Speaker 9: Maybe I'll sell some votaphones. Thanks, Gek, I like that
Speaker 9: for you.
Speaker 2: Well you do well. Listen, man, this is a pleasure
Speaker 2: getting to talk to you. Thank you for and all
Speaker 2: this stuff. Uh, and I wish you the best. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to hear I know that, I know that you know,
Speaker 2: uh it was it was you know, a mandated at
Speaker 2: least a start. But I'm happy to hear that you're,
Speaker 2: you know, taking a positive and interesting direction with your life.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thanks Keg. Likewise, it's very you know, positive interesting
Speaker 9: for you too, So I'm happy to see you headed
Speaker 9: in that direction yourself.
Speaker 2: Thank you man, Thank you man. Is the best of
Speaker 2: luck you take care.
Speaker 6: But my.
Speaker 1: All from Sammy.
Speaker 2: Tammy. Hi, how are you know?
Speaker 7: It's Sammy?
Speaker 2: Can I call you Tammy? So that I don't have
Speaker 2: to be wrong about something.
Speaker 7: It Sammy with ans can I.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know what it is now,
Speaker 2: but between if you, if we if I I don't like.
Speaker 7: Being wrong, Okay, yeah you're right.
Speaker 2: So it's Stammy, Yeah it is, thank you, But I
Speaker 2: really I appreciate that because I you didn't have to
Speaker 2: let me have that. You could have you could have
Speaker 2: asserted yourself a little bit more, and you chose not
Speaker 2: to not because I don't think and I don't think
Speaker 2: you did that because you don't have the confidence to
Speaker 2: be assertive. I think you totally do, but you withheld
Speaker 2: because in addition to being assertive, you are also compassionate,
Speaker 2: and you chose to me have that. So I appreciate.
Speaker 7: That I chose you to take a win this time.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Yes, So Tom, what's up? What's
Speaker 2: your life?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: I tried calling you so many times, and honestly, I
Speaker 7: know everyone's like, oh, I didn't think anyone would or
Speaker 7: you wouldn't pick up kind of thing. I was just like,
Speaker 7: kind of I just didn't think it would happen. Actually
Speaker 7: small enough, it will happen.
Speaker 2: So tall, So Tammy, you know, I assume and possibly
Speaker 2: I possibly assume incorrectly. It's okay if I do that.
Speaker 2: After calling me these many times, you have like, did
Speaker 2: you have a particular thing that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 8: Yes, tamming me up, I I I would like to
Speaker 8: know your life wisdom.
Speaker 7: I've been I've been listening to you for a and
Speaker 7: I know this is a short amount of time, but
Speaker 7: I just discovered you.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to.
Speaker 7: You for like probably a week because I saw you
Speaker 7: like all TikTok or whatever. My boyfriend actually uh suggested
Speaker 7: me or you showed me a video and I thought
Speaker 7: you were hilarious and I thought the concept was so smart.
Speaker 7: And I just think you're a very wise man. And
Speaker 7: I've been listening to you in my car on the
Speaker 7: podcast and it's just a blast. I listened to you
Speaker 7: while I go to work.
Speaker 11: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you. How what's you? You had a question? I'd
Speaker 2: love to hear what it is?
Speaker 3: BC?
Speaker 7: What Sorry? My my my boyfriend's in my room right now.
Speaker 2: Is he like feeding you at like lines or something
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Just what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, I actually just graduated high school nice like
Speaker 7: very recently. Yeah, and I'm planning I live in Canada.
Speaker 7: I'm planning to move out to BC. I mean, I'm
Speaker 7: not gonna say where I live right now, but.
Speaker 11: But you know, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I just kind of want some what what's your what's
Speaker 7: your advice?
Speaker 6: As a.
Speaker 7: Oh, for just some someone moving out and going out
Speaker 7: into the world and doing stuff like I I'm personally like,
Speaker 7: I'm very artistically inclined, you know, like I want to
Speaker 7: be possibly like a filmmaker, and you know, I just
Speaker 7: you know, i'd love to hear your advice.
Speaker 9: I would love to. I think that'd be very interesting.
Speaker 2: I Well, here's what I'll say, is you're eighteen years old, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can do you could just you're you're gonna live forever,
Speaker 2: at least if you're gonna you're never gonna die. You're
Speaker 2: eighteen years old. You can do anything. You could fuck
Speaker 2: up massively, unless if you kill someone or get someone pregnant,
Speaker 2: you could just keep suck up and be fine. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Now is the time. Actually, you
Speaker 2: know a concept that I find very interesting is that
Speaker 2: when you're young, it is actually it's like more it
Speaker 2: makes more sense, like logically to do the riskiest stuff,
Speaker 2: not like you know, risking your safety, but like risk
Speaker 2: in terms of like you know, let's move to fucking
Speaker 2: China for no reason, or do this crazy thing or
Speaker 2: you know, so yeah, you're take take take it, take
Speaker 2: advantage of it, move to b C, live off of
Speaker 2: no money and make uh figures out of straw. Whatever
Speaker 2: your art medium is, I don't know what you do.
Speaker 2: If you're a textiles person.
Speaker 7: Uh, I I do different I I've done. I'm more
Speaker 7: of a filmmaker. I like photography. I also do like
Speaker 7: like visual art, like painting and stuff like that. I mean,
Speaker 7: I mean filmmaking is a visual.
Speaker 2: Or So what's your what's your goal? What if you
Speaker 2: could be doing anything you want to, like be a
Speaker 2: professional making a living filmmaker.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: That's not That's where I'm not one hundred percent sure,
Speaker 7: because I know that I want to be in the
Speaker 7: film industry and there's just so many opportunities with that,
Speaker 7: which is like and especially with like COVID and everything.
Speaker 7: It may be harder like in some aspects, but also
Speaker 7: at the same time, just like a lot of creative
Speaker 7: brain juices.
Speaker 1: Type of times.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you one more thing. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: one more thing, and so these will be my two things.
Speaker 2: One is that you're eighteen and you're never going to die,
Speaker 2: so you should do crazy things, not like risking your
Speaker 2: safety crazy, but you know, China or whatever. And then
Speaker 2: the second thing is and I know this because I
Speaker 2: went to film school and uh oh really, you know,
Speaker 2: I studied, and I I either go on TikTok sometimes
Speaker 2: and I'll see like people or like I'll read these
Speaker 2: articles or whatever, and I'll see people being like, here's
Speaker 2: some advice on how to get a job as a
Speaker 2: production assistant or how to break into the industry. You're
Speaker 2: breaking and there's no I hate the idea of breaking
Speaker 2: in and making it so much like that, Like that
Speaker 2: idea is so annoying. If you want to be a filmmaker,
Speaker 2: make stuff and put it on the internet and build
Speaker 2: an audience for it instead of trying to get some
Speaker 2: fucking random old guy at some random thing to pass
Speaker 2: on your Like, make shit on your own and put
Speaker 2: it on the internet. If you want to be a filmmaker,
Speaker 2: That's what I'll tell you is make shop and put
Speaker 2: it on your own, put it out on the internet.
Speaker 2: Don't freak out if you can't get a job as
Speaker 2: a production assistant or whatever that was back in the
Speaker 2: nineteen fucking eighties when that was the only way to
Speaker 2: do it. Now, the best way to do it is
Speaker 2: to put it out on the internet yourself. So those
Speaker 2: are the two things I'll tell you. Put it down
Speaker 2: on the internet and move to Chinau.
Speaker 7: My boyfriend is telling me to plug myself on YouTube.
Speaker 7: It's not very big at all, like like whatsoever. But
Speaker 7: I don't even know. It's just it's just Sammy James.
Speaker 7: But I don't know if you'll be able to find it.
Speaker 7: You'll be able to find it like anywhere. Honestly, I
Speaker 7: have like Instagram and read it and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: But anyway, what you're saying is very true, and I
Speaker 7: completely agree. I'm trying to get into that kind of
Speaker 7: mindset because I think that's pretty important for like any artists,
Speaker 7: you know, especially.
Speaker 9: Like anyone that's making like media.
Speaker 2: It's kind of this is an unpopular opinion, but we
Speaker 2: actually this is an unpopular opinion, but I believe that
Speaker 2: we live in like the best time ever to be
Speaker 2: a human being.
Speaker 9: So you know what, I actually agree to.
Speaker 2: Take advantage of it. Tammy, Tammy, thank you for Thank
Speaker 2: you for calling in and then and again for letting
Speaker 2: me call you by the wrong name. I hope you
Speaker 2: and your boyfriend have a wonderful time playing hockey and
Speaker 2: eating maple syrup.
Speaker 7: Oh of course that's what every Canadian does.
Speaker 2: You guys have a grass to night.
Speaker 7: Thank you, goodbye.
Speaker 1: Call from Quan.
Speaker 2: Vaughn. Who else is this Vaughan?
Speaker 3: Quan Juan?
Speaker 2: What's up on?
Speaker 3: What's up? Man? First off, I want to say that
Speaker 3: the Google Voice thing is like the biggest teas because
Speaker 3: you think you're gonna get to call in, but like
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: But here, here we are. You're You're coming all over
Speaker 2: my face right now? How's that for a tease?
Speaker 3: I guess it was worth it because it was the
Speaker 3: first time I tried to call me. It took around
Speaker 3: from two phones, it took around eighty seven tries.
Speaker 2: I would say, you have two what do you have
Speaker 2: two phones?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: So one time I broke my phone, right, it's an
Speaker 3: iPhone eleven. So I had the insurance. But the same
Speaker 3: day I was going to make the plane, they said, oh,
Speaker 3: we haven't offered like it's free of charge. You can
Speaker 3: get a SIM card for free. And I had an
Speaker 3: extra iPhone laying around something like, oh, it's perfect, I
Speaker 3: don't pay anything and I get an extra phone.
Speaker 2: So you all you have a burner phone?
Speaker 3: Uh? I guess so it's more like a backup phone.
Speaker 2: The second person today who's calling me off of an
Speaker 2: alternative phone? Wait? Okay, all right, so which phone am
Speaker 2: I currently? Which phone is my voice coming out of
Speaker 2: right now? The primary phone or the burner phone?
Speaker 3: Primary phone?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 6: What do you?
Speaker 3: How do you do with it?
Speaker 2: Did you have an accent?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because like obviously it's like a Hispanic name. So I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's like you're already predisposed to me
Speaker 3: thinking I'm an accent, but I've been told I an accent.
Speaker 2: I I'm not. I haven't really thought about. I'm more
Speaker 2: focused on the phones thing than I am on any accent.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough. I like to say it's like one's
Speaker 3: a trap one and one's like for the for the girls.
Speaker 3: But I have a girlfriend. I'm like, OI wants hell, are.
Speaker 2: You talking to me on the one that's for girls? Uh?
Speaker 3: I would say something because I would feel like your
Speaker 3: second phone is more for like your business calls.
Speaker 2: What what what? What do you can do? What kind
Speaker 2: of what type of call? What category would you put
Speaker 2: this call into?
Speaker 3: I would say primary, like it's like my personal business,
Speaker 3: even though it's like extreaming on eight hundred and forty
Speaker 3: eight people.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hm am, I just like another one of
Speaker 2: your hose? Do you have other geckos in your phone
Speaker 2: that you like, could be talking to right now, but
Speaker 2: you're talking to me. I'm like your third option. No,
Speaker 2: you're the only geck I would like, that's what they
Speaker 2: all say, Juan, I.
Speaker 3: Would say so, but you know, I'm a pretty honest guy.
Speaker 3: I would say, so.
Speaker 2: You have a phone. So you have a trap phone?
Speaker 2: When you say you have a trap phone? Is that like, uh?
Speaker 2: In primarily in jest or you you know, doing a
Speaker 2: little bit of you trap them.
Speaker 3: I'd just do it because I remember hearing the song.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I don't know who it was. I
Speaker 3: want to say it was two chains, like one for
Speaker 3: the money, one for the hose. Idan's is a great parody.
Speaker 2: I got what's it go? Guess? I got two phones phones?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one for the money and one for the hope.
Speaker 2: Okay, so uh and yet you are not a drug dealer.
Speaker 2: You're probably work in property management or something like that,
Speaker 2: and you have a girlfriend. What do you do to
Speaker 2: make money?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the biggest issue. I evering now.
Speaker 2: You want to play.
Speaker 3: No no. I just graduated, so like it's been quite
Speaker 3: a struggle to get a job.
Speaker 2: Okay, where what did you graduate with?
Speaker 3: I graduated with the bachelors in electrical engineering.
Speaker 2: Fukay. I feel like there's lots. I feel like that's
Speaker 2: something that we need people to do.
Speaker 3: You would think, well, you go to any jobs this
Speaker 3: scene and they're like, we require five years experience, you
Speaker 3: need to know thirteen programming languages, and you need to
Speaker 3: deal with your first child.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. What can you do?
Speaker 2: Can you? Is there an entrepreneurial path with that? Can
Speaker 2: you like make your own fucking electric company, make your
Speaker 2: own BG or something like that? Or is that?
Speaker 14: I mean?
Speaker 3: Actually, like the biggest thing you could do on your
Speaker 3: own is like electronic repairs. But that's why I don't
Speaker 3: want to like fix stuff. I want to make stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, Hey, look you got a phone to take
Speaker 2: a part and fuck around with.
Speaker 3: Oh I six iPhones, you know, But that's just you know,
Speaker 3: whenever it shit breaks, need to fix it. I'm not
Speaker 3: going to pay someone like two hundred bucks who put
Speaker 3: on a thirty dollars screen on you, but.
Speaker 2: Hey, lots of people will You could be that guy.
Speaker 2: The people are paying two hundred bucks to fix their
Speaker 2: fucking prone.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, I would like something a little bit
Speaker 3: more fulfilling.
Speaker 2: What all right? Give me what's what's what's your name? Wand?
Speaker 2: Give me the magic wand you that you you you
Speaker 2: wave your magic wand and you're doing this thing. Anything.
Speaker 2: It could be anything, the dream gig here kwan, what
Speaker 2: would it be?
Speaker 3: I used to like love cards and I still do.
Speaker 3: Like I used to have an old jeep which I
Speaker 3: sold just to pay for my tuition. So and I
Speaker 3: love like electronics, So I would hope to work for
Speaker 3: a company by like electronic vehicles, like maybe Tesla or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 4: And that you know what.
Speaker 3: I there's just like there's this one girl that my
Speaker 3: group of friends who were like kind of despised because
Speaker 3: she got an internship for Tesla. Why like school, because
Speaker 3: there's just like electronic Vehicle club. But the club was
Speaker 3: just a joke. It was just a joke. The meetings
Speaker 3: were trashed, like there is no guidance, there's no projects
Speaker 3: going on, there is no anything. But she was like
Speaker 3: the president of the club. So just having that on
Speaker 3: your resume like pretty sure got her in.
Speaker 2: Well look who you know what that being salty about
Speaker 2: her or whatever. It's not going to get you anywhere, you.
Speaker 3: Know, no, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: But you know what, Well, here's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 2: all right, Tesla, I know that they're like, you know,
Speaker 2: the god of electric cars or whatever, but could we
Speaker 2: go any smaller than that? Like, who are there smaller,
Speaker 2: crappier electronic car companies that you could get an internship at,
Speaker 2: you know, not that you don't have to go you
Speaker 2: don't have to shoot straight for the moon here to
Speaker 2: go to Tesla. You could always go to I don't
Speaker 2: even no, I don't even I don't even know, like
Speaker 2: regular car companies, what's what's a not Tesla electric car company?
Speaker 3: Well, Ford and Chevy are trying to go towards the
Speaker 3: EV route, like they have like electric Mustangs now and
Speaker 3: they have like a Chevy Bolt and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Or Nissan you have like the Nissan Leaf.
Speaker 2: You could work for Nissan either. They can't pay that
Speaker 2: much of a demand to work for Nissan. They're just Nissan,
Speaker 2: no good.
Speaker 3: I mean I've applied to like electronic motor companies, but
Speaker 3: like my indeed is just like the only reply I've
Speaker 3: gotten from indeed from the plan is for the US
Speaker 3: Armies because like I know a code like program and stuff.
Speaker 3: So there's a job listening for a data analyst, and
Speaker 3: that's the only one that replied and actually called them
Speaker 3: today like with a little bit more hopes. But that
Speaker 3: like that involves like like combat training, like ten weeks.
Speaker 3: I guess everybody in the Army needs to do basic training,
Speaker 3: and I really don't see myself like doing basic training
Speaker 3: just to have to sit behind the computer.
Speaker 2: Is that in case if you get like tron into
Speaker 2: the system and you have to fight people on with
Speaker 2: the batons with the.
Speaker 3: Motorcycles, Yeah, probably, I'm guessing there's like a firewall you
Speaker 3: can jump down.
Speaker 2: Be sick. By the way, if you shut up for
Speaker 2: your data analyst training and that was what it was,
Speaker 2: is you doing tron ship with the motorbikes. That would
Speaker 2: be a cool job. I like that for you give
Speaker 2: it a shot. Combat train look never good, never never bad.
Speaker 2: To learn a new skill. I wouldn't bat, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: shy away from the combat training just because it's not
Speaker 2: your thing, you know, just like when you're going to
Speaker 2: need it.
Speaker 3: Because like I had a friend who went to the
Speaker 3: military and he died in combat training.
Speaker 2: Oh geez.
Speaker 3: They didn't get to make it out. And he was
Speaker 3: a very close friend of mine.
Speaker 2: He like he died because of combat training.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some kind of combat like uh training procedure
Speaker 3: that he died. It involved the tanks and it puts.
Speaker 2: Over Oh god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like.
Speaker 3: I went to it took me five years to get
Speaker 3: to the degree. So mag he's just going to a
Speaker 3: ten week combat training and dying at the eighth week.
Speaker 2: I hope he got a big ass settlement the least.
Speaker 3: Ah, I don't know. He was actually married, and like
Speaker 3: it was. It was quite sad to hear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is really sad. That is That is why
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, combat training is one thing, but
Speaker 2: I being a data analyst doesn't seem like you need
Speaker 2: to you need to know how to use.
Speaker 3: A tank exactly right, So why why put myself in
Speaker 3: this situation?
Speaker 2: Well, man, listen, I hope that you find a good
Speaker 2: gig for yourself. I hope that you just do a
Speaker 2: safe thing and uh, you know, hopefully you'll get a
Speaker 2: hopefully you'll you'll do the left your car thing instead
Speaker 2: of the tank thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I use the feeling like I'm pretty sure everybody
Speaker 3: feels like this. After like college and not getting a job.
Speaker 3: You have like the biggest imposss syndrome mm hmm, because
Speaker 3: like you think that all this like maths and like
Speaker 3: days of studying and staying up night just to like
Speaker 3: you think people would want you or something. But at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, I get how a business works.
Speaker 3: You know, you're you're literally just an investment. Like you know,
Speaker 3: whatever they pay you, they need to like account for
Speaker 3: that and their profits.
Speaker 2: Well this is why I tell ever. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you can code, I mean it's not
Speaker 2: for everyone, but try as hard as you can to
Speaker 2: do your own thing, especially if you can code, you know,
Speaker 2: make a product and a half whatever the fuck it is,
Speaker 2: you know, because.
Speaker 3: Like everybody wants like coding jobs that like does like
Speaker 3: the visuals. So there's something called like front end and
Speaker 3: back end and front end. It's like what you see
Speaker 3: on your display and you see like all this pretty button,
Speaker 3: but like back ends, like when you press that button, oh,
Speaker 3: that goes into a database and that searches whatever information
Speaker 3: and data you need and like connect them. And I'm
Speaker 3: more of a back end guy, Like I'm rather good
Speaker 3: with numbers and like spreadsheets and like lists and arraysed
Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope you find yourself a nice back end.
Speaker 3: Yep, I do too.
Speaker 2: You have a good rest of the night. One, Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for sharing.
Speaker 3: Yep, you have a nice night.
Speaker 2: Take care of.
Speaker 5: Call from Yeah, hello Zah no way way, Hello.
Speaker 2: Dude, you're you. There's some like weird science Hold on
Speaker 2: all right, you need to you need to stop everything
Speaker 2: in your house because there's a weird science fiction. The
Speaker 2: world is okay? Yeah, what if was that? It sounded
Speaker 2: like you were getting created by aliens today? I want
Speaker 2: to hear that.
Speaker 15: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 6: I was on speaker phone and I was right next
Speaker 6: to the stream freaking out because I didn't think I'd
Speaker 6: get through.
Speaker 9: That is crazy.
Speaker 15: Wow, So that's what it was.
Speaker 4: I guess it was freaking out.
Speaker 2: No, I never heard that in sound of my entire
Speaker 2: life that's said that was an adoption sound? Who are
Speaker 2: you with do you sell? Are you in a room
Speaker 2: with people?
Speaker 6: And I was. I was in my room in my
Speaker 6: manager with my girlfriend and my dog, and I sprinted
Speaker 6: as far away.
Speaker 3: As I could from a string.
Speaker 6: Literally figured out that you don't like it to have
Speaker 6: the stream with the phone. Is that the case or.
Speaker 1: It's not so much.
Speaker 2: It's not a matter of pres I feel like it's
Speaker 2: not like as subjective as you're making it out to be. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, I was of like a preference. I feel
Speaker 2: like it's if you were to survey all the people
Speaker 2: watching in the stream, one hundred percent of them would
Speaker 2: probably say that they also prefer not to have a
Speaker 2: constant echo going there. But you and you stated it
Speaker 2: more like it was a matter of like.
Speaker 6: Fair enough, But I did, I didn't exactly. I didn't
Speaker 6: mean it in that way, So that's that's my fault.
Speaker 2: But you didn't do anything wrong. You don't owe me anything.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck am I you called into I'm lucky
Speaker 2: anyone's watching this that I'm calling into this at all.
Speaker 2: All right, you don't owe me anything. You can tell
Speaker 2: me to go fuck myself, you know, of.
Speaker 6: Course, But I is not the type of person I am,
Speaker 6: I would never tell you.
Speaker 2: Really type of person? What type of person are you?
Speaker 2: Tell me?
Speaker 6: That's very Are we talking just an every day.
Speaker 4: Any type of person?
Speaker 3: Like what do I do for work? Or like deep
Speaker 3: down spiritually?
Speaker 6: What type of person am?
Speaker 2: I let's go with deep down spiritually? What type of
Speaker 2: person you are?
Speaker 6: Deep down spiritually, I'd say, Okay, so I actually had
Speaker 6: a conversation about this free so and so and so
Speaker 6: it's kind of fresh. I relate myself to the I
Speaker 6: guess Native Americans most most. I guess that's what I
Speaker 6: relate my spirituality to the most is how how I
Speaker 6: should put it. But uh in the sense of I
Speaker 6: believe that there is you know, we're all one with
Speaker 6: the universe. We're all, you know, one living thing. We're
Speaker 6: all here to you know, obviously coexist and and treat
Speaker 6: you know, Earth as as you know as someone else.
Speaker 6: You know, it's not just here for you to you know,
Speaker 6: take a shit on it.
Speaker 4: But uh, so, I.
Speaker 6: Guess that would be my spirituality type type person, Like
Speaker 6: what I kind of well.
Speaker 2: You're talking hold on, okay, I want to set you
Speaker 2: straight here. Okay, you're talking about what you believe. I
Speaker 2: don't really care what you believe? Who are who are you? Though?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay? Who am I? I am a twenty three
Speaker 6: year old male from the US of A who's traveled
Speaker 6: around the world for most of his life and now
Speaker 6: found himself stuck back stateside working in fucking addicts, breaking
Speaker 6: his back, working on acs and making okay money. I
Speaker 6: shouldn't say shit money. I'm sure it's better than most
Speaker 6: you know can say.
Speaker 2: But okay, So you were this world traveling, cannot be stopped,
Speaker 2: never going to die guy? And what stopped the travels?
Speaker 6: Well, so I was one of the lucky few people
Speaker 6: whose fathers was an international worker. He was an oil
Speaker 6: field and so I was able to hop on his
Speaker 6: back and fucking mooch off that train as long as
Speaker 6: I could. And then I had the option to either
Speaker 6: stay overseas, study abroad, or go back to my ranked
Speaker 6: dank shitthead you know, shitty shitty towel Matt.
Speaker 15: I decided too damn.
Speaker 6: Now I'm regretting it gratefully, But I take that back.
Speaker 6: I don't regret it regret it fully because I have
Speaker 6: met the love of my life here. So that is
Speaker 6: a big, big fucking plot. I know.
Speaker 2: It's very funny, because I mean, there's about five billion
Speaker 2: songs written about that whole thing of what what's what's
Speaker 2: that fucking song? There's one song in particular that goes,
Speaker 2: fuck yeah. I can't even remember a single lay from this.
Speaker 2: Hold on, give me five second. I don't remember this.
Speaker 6: Okay, you got like a baby.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed he says you can't Who said you can't
Speaker 2: go home? Been all around the world? And do you
Speaker 2: know the song I talk about?
Speaker 11: I don't know that one?
Speaker 2: Please? Someone I got? There's only one left? One who
Speaker 2: says you can't go Who says you can't go back?
Speaker 2: Someone in the chat? Fucking please? What is the song?
Speaker 15: How do you not know the name of the star?
Speaker 15: You know this?
Speaker 4: Much of the lyrics says.
Speaker 2: You can't come back? Went all around the world? Is
Speaker 2: a matter of there's only one? The chat is right now? No,
Speaker 2: they're giving me fake answers.
Speaker 9: Ah, well is it?
Speaker 15: Is it a band or a singer?
Speaker 2: Like I said bon Jovi, who says you can't go home?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 15: That's all yeah, they go, they go?
Speaker 2: Who said? All right? The whole point of this all right,
Speaker 2: I'm off time. The whole point of the song is
Speaker 2: that you go. Is that the guy bon Jovi or
Speaker 2: whoever it is, travel travels everywhere and he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't care where, I just want to be with you,
Speaker 2: which makes actually a lot if you've traveled, it kind
Speaker 2: of makes sense because traveling is is uh beautiful and
Speaker 2: amazing and then an intense but sometimes you're like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I just want to, you know, be with people that
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: I agree, but I also disagree because I do have
Speaker 6: a friend who is on the spectrum of man, I
Speaker 6: just want, you know, I want to fuck off and
Speaker 6: be on my own, and his only interaction is through
Speaker 6: probably Facebook with Actually he posted some shit the other
Speaker 6: day saying, how uh who loves rolling themselves up and
Speaker 6: slim and slithering across their living room floor Saturdays. I'm
Speaker 6: all right, like he's that type of weird we'll only
Speaker 6: you know, post every now and again types of this is.
Speaker 6: But I do also feel you in the sense of
Speaker 6: when I was traveling, I took a lot of trips
Speaker 6: solo by myself and also with friends, and I think
Speaker 6: it is a much greater experience to take these you know, seeed,
Speaker 6: these breasthtaking scenes that Earth has to bring us with
Speaker 6: someone else, especially someone that you love.
Speaker 9: We've only been able to do it.
Speaker 6: You know, we've been dating for about three years and
Speaker 6: we've only been able to, you know, go there's so
Speaker 6: many places in the States, but man, I'll tell you
Speaker 6: it's it's awesome having someone by your side if you
Speaker 6: love being able.
Speaker 4: To you know, fun up with you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 15: What's there's a lady gecko out there for you? Geta
Speaker 15: Is that what you call lady g.
Speaker 2: I guess that's what you would call a lady gecko
Speaker 2: if gecko was like a Spanish word where you change
Speaker 2: the o to the a or to indicate a feminine thing.
Speaker 1: What's the next thing?
Speaker 2: What's the next what's the next step for you? Guys?
Speaker 11: What are you?
Speaker 2: Where's the next adventure taking you?
Speaker 15: Honestly, I've been.
Speaker 9: You know what I need?
Speaker 2: Please? Yes, let's what's your name? Get let's talk to you?
Speaker 2: You get the guy off the phone. What's your name? Alena?
Speaker 4: Tell you?
Speaker 2: Please? What's next?
Speaker 9: The next step is a ring?
Speaker 7: But the ring is what I need.
Speaker 9: And then a nice wedding dress.
Speaker 2: We have in this conversation right now? What's up? What's
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, we're not having this conversation. That's what we need,
Speaker 6: That's what I need.
Speaker 2: Ship. What's the name of the guy, what's the name
Speaker 2: of your your your boyfriends?
Speaker 11: AJ?
Speaker 2: AJ, You're Elena right, yes, AJ, we have in this
Speaker 2: conversation right now. What's going on?
Speaker 4: We are?
Speaker 6: We are? That is actually something that I have been
Speaker 6: talking we've both been talking about recently.
Speaker 9: We both want to get married.
Speaker 6: I definitely, you know, I've been putting I'm sure she
Speaker 6: knows just because I mentioned it, but it's not a lot.
Speaker 6: I've been putting very little amounts of money to the side,
Speaker 6: like five dollars, ten dollars, you know, for this black
Speaker 6: diamond ring that she's so desperately Well, it can't be,
Speaker 6: you know, a normal dive. It's gotta be the black.
Speaker 6: So I've been you know, you know, Scott scrounging the internet,
Speaker 6: which is probably a bad idea. I've got a local
Speaker 6: jeweler that I should go to and talk to about.
Speaker 2: But how much is how much?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 2: How many AC units?
Speaker 15: I don't know yet.
Speaker 6: I don't know, so what I'm waiting for. I guess
Speaker 6: this I shouldn't say, you know, fuck it whatever.
Speaker 4: We're an open book, pretty much.
Speaker 6: But my my budget right now is around five grand I'd.
Speaker 4: Say maybe sick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that can change, you know, because I'm sure
Speaker 6: a fucking jeweler is gonna be.
Speaker 15: Like, well look at this bad boy.
Speaker 9: It's so much better.
Speaker 6: Than this, and I'm like, you know what, fuck it?
Speaker 9: She she deserves that.
Speaker 2: Ship so well. Elaine? Are you Elaine? Are you excited
Speaker 2: about this?
Speaker 7: Of course?
Speaker 2: Of course, and you are aware that you are fully
Speaker 2: aware that the amount of money that AJ spends on
Speaker 2: this ring is directly in correlation with how much.
Speaker 6: He loves you, right, very much better better be an
Speaker 6: extensive ass rock. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 15: I'm kidding that like that, if anyone wants to sit
Speaker 15: out some donations, just just therapy echo and say it
Speaker 15: for for for the wedding, that and and then and
Speaker 15: if we get enough money, we'll have him be the
Speaker 15: preacher for our wedding.
Speaker 4: How's that?
Speaker 2: I actually, I'm I actually, I got officiated.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think it's super easy to do. You could do
Speaker 2: it in five minutes. I'm officiated by I'm licensed by
Speaker 2: the Universal Life Church, which by the way, is super easy.
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is give them an email let
Speaker 2: them send you a bunch of fucking spam email. So
Speaker 2: it's not really a big deal. But have yet, not
Speaker 2: so America. That's what we're going. It's part of the
Speaker 2: things that I'm doing for get Cars. It's like the
Speaker 2: last thing I'm doing pretty much.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that's also awesome.
Speaker 6: We'll be a great conversation.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 6: I had to ask this before, you know, before we
Speaker 6: got on this goddamn fucking spew of whatever it was.
Speaker 2: But sure, hit me two.
Speaker 6: And they're both ready to smoking. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Speaker 2: I don't smoke cigarettes. If I'm hanging out with a
Speaker 2: friend and I'm like drinking and he has a cigarette lit,
Speaker 2: I will ask him if I can take one hit
Speaker 2: of his cigarette, and then that's good. But I don't
Speaker 2: like cigarette, okay?
Speaker 11: Fair?
Speaker 15: And then marijuana?
Speaker 6: Do you smoke it?
Speaker 2: Not on the clock, but yes, hell yeah.
Speaker 6: So the guy inside the gecko is lit, but the
Speaker 6: gecko himself is professional. Well I say that back, because
Speaker 6: I could be professional get lit. So the GETO stays
Speaker 6: stone cold while the guy inside stays high. That's a kite.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm probably I'll talk to you guys luck with your
Speaker 2: wedding and being in love and having children and never
Speaker 2: getting divorced ever.
Speaker 15: Bye bye.
Speaker 4: Never be Kend goes.
Speaker 13: On the line taking your phone calls every night.
Speaker 2: Never Be goes doing his Hide's teaching you cloud the
Speaker 2: end of your life. Money's not really an expert.