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Speaker 1: time for your phone tap and car technology keeps getting

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Speaker 1: more and more advanced every year. Oh yeah, they already

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Speaker 1: practically drive themselves now. They're so crazy, like when they

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Speaker 1: park themselves. I don't have a car that fancy, but

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Speaker 1: I think it's really cool. It's crazy. Yeah, but what

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Speaker 1: if your new smart car was smarter than you even realized?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? What if it was observing you, oh,

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Speaker 1: studying you, Gary watching you. That's kind of what I

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Speaker 1: tell the guy in today's prank call. And not only

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Speaker 1: does he not know that's happening, but he also doesn't

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Speaker 1: know that his car has motive, and we're about to

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Speaker 1: find out what it is in your brand new phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. The twenties. Hello Ali, my name's Lucas.

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Speaker 1: I'm part of the customer Service department. I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Dave Saskin. This is he Hey, Dave, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? Doing good? Um? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: That's great to hear. Just giving you a call because

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Speaker 1: I see here that you bought a new car from

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Speaker 1: us about three months ago. Is that correct? That's correct?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, as part of our customer service guarantee,

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Speaker 1: we're calling you to give you a quarterly update. Um,

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Speaker 1: quarterly update. You know, I'm actually not interested. You can

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Speaker 1: just tick me off your list for that. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's not a list thing. I'm just calling you

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Speaker 1: to give you an update on your car. But UM,

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Speaker 1: I haven't thrown it into a service. It's been with

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Speaker 1: me the whole time. Yes, I know that. But part

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Speaker 1: of our service here is to pass on messages that

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Speaker 1: your car is relaying to the dealership. I'm not following.

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Speaker 1: What what do you mean? You know, with these smart

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Speaker 1: cars nowadays, they can tell a lot that's going on

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Speaker 1: with the vehicle performance. So some of this information might

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Speaker 1: be really helpful. I mean, if there's any way, can

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Speaker 1: you excuse me that the overview that would be great

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Speaker 1: because I don't have a lot of time right now. Perfect,

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Speaker 1: We'll make this real quick. So in the last three months,

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Speaker 1: you've taken eighty seven trips and your car's noticed that,

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Speaker 1: on average, you reach your GPS destination three minutes sooner

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Speaker 1: than estimated. That's actually crazy. It knows that. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those smart cars, I'll tell you. But your car did

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Speaker 1: the math and found out that you're going on average

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Speaker 1: eight miles per hour over the speed limit. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you have anything to say for yourself?

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Speaker 1: Say for myself? What does that mean? Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's speeding. You're breaking the law. Okay, are you like

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Speaker 1: the police? I don't. Well, I'm just letting you know

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Speaker 1: that it's making your car feel uneasy, feel a little

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Speaker 1: bit unsafe, and if that continues, it may have to

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Speaker 1: send the information to the authorities. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's a smart car, sir. It has a high powered

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Speaker 1: computer in it, and it wants to keep you and

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Speaker 1: itself safe. Well, it sounds like it wants me in jail.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's not like it's just saying slow down. Also,

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Speaker 1: you may want to adjust your speaker volume a little bit.

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Speaker 1: What is that. Well, according to your car, you listen

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Speaker 1: to your music ten decibels louder than the average man

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Speaker 1: your age, than the average men my age, what the

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Speaker 1: hell is this. It's like the car's watching me or something.

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Speaker 1: It's caring for you, dude. Man, it's moderning your wellbeing.

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Speaker 1: My wellbeing is my business. Okay, you can. It's also

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Speaker 1: suggested you maybe should watch an online video about the

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Speaker 1: dangers of listening to the radio too loud for men

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Speaker 1: your age, men my age? What is that supposed to mean?

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Speaker 1: You're an older gentleman and it just wants to make

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Speaker 1: sure you're not going to lose your hearing too quickly. Dude,

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Speaker 1: this is this is off the rails man. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: is that a yes or a no on watching that video? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you could say that's a that's a no.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking advice from my car, okay on how

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Speaker 1: to live. I have a wife for that. Well, I

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Speaker 1: really wish you would, because if I'm being one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent honest here, I'm a little concerned for your hearing

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Speaker 1: as well. So I'm sorry, Wait, are you saying that

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Speaker 1: you're concerned about this? I have had to repeat myself

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Speaker 1: several times during this phone call, So yes, I am

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Speaker 1: a little bit concerned. You're you're kissing me off right now?

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Speaker 1: What should be pissing you off, is how you're misusing

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Speaker 1: the front driver's side seat the front see you? How? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Tell me to how am I misusing the front seat? Well,

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Speaker 1: God's sake, According to your car, you're using the heated

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Speaker 1: seat warmer thirty percent more than the average man your age.

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Speaker 1: Can you just stop with the average man your age? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not old? Okay, men of your generation, that's

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Speaker 1: not better. I put the seat warmer on because my

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Speaker 1: ass is cold. Okay. Well, over the last three months,

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Speaker 1: your car has calculated the heat of your rear end

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Speaker 1: when you first sit down. What sorry, do you need

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Speaker 1: me to speak louder? Your car has been calculating the

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Speaker 1: heat of your rear end as you sit down, and

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Speaker 1: according to your car, it shouldn't be that low of

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Speaker 1: a temperature. So you might want to see a doctor

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Speaker 1: about that. This is unbelievable. I agree. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what kind of problems cause cold butt, but you should

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Speaker 1: definitely ask your physician about that. That's what your car

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Speaker 1: thinks at least. This just stuff. I want you to

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Speaker 1: turn off all all the data on this car. Otherwise

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down there and I'm returning this thing. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you can do it. No, sir, Before you do that,

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Speaker 1: you should know that there's a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about. I don't actually work for the

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Speaker 1: car dealer. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh it's a joke. Man. Your wife,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your wife Mary set you up. She

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Speaker 1: said that you have a super smart car right now,

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Speaker 1: but you have no idea how to use all the

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Speaker 1: stuff in. Oh dude, I thought my car was tucking me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh wait, your car is sending us

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Speaker 1: a message right now. That's saying this phone tap has

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Speaker 1: stressed you out, so it's suggesting you take a yoga

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Speaker 1: class otherwise it will alert the authorities. Oh yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you can tell my cardiop okay, week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties, Holy On

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Speaker 1: Ruined ninety two point five