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Speaker 1: you no and I know. Welcome to season two. Do

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Speaker 1: you believe it? No? No, Season two of Kicking Off

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Speaker 1: John and Greg. Will you finished season one a while ago,

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Speaker 1: a while ago, and now we've moved on. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: season two, bigger and better, bigger and better. We haven't

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Speaker 1: been canceled yet. I don't think you can cancel the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think this year we will definitely get that. Great listeners. Great,

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Speaker 1: We get so much feedback, just needing like public and stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think you should still introduce yourself, all right,

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Speaker 1: started off right? Yeah, I just ramble you guys, just

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Speaker 1: gotta taste when it's gonna be like just rambling. I

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Speaker 1: am John Ryan, Seahawks punter and podcaster, and I am

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Speaker 1: joined by a good friend of mine, co host, real

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Speaker 1: estate agent. You're gonna be on the new Million Dollars

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Speaker 1: Listening in Seattle. Yeah, no, million dollars listens Renton, Greg Woodman, Yeah, buddy,

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Speaker 1: right on. Yeah, So, how the hell we'll go all

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Speaker 1: we'll write to the start and how we became friends.

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Speaker 1: Well we should, we should go I think, all right

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Speaker 1: to that dark, stormy night. In November twenty six, nineteen

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Speaker 1: think we'll try to get some more guests in this year.

423
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,399
Speaker 1: Just random. I think last year we did a good

424
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 1: job with you know, with Sarah coming on has always

425
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 1: been awesome, and then um, you know, we had Jerremine

426
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,199
Speaker 1: curse last year, which great, So I think we'll get

427
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 1: a couple more players this year. Yeah. But then also,

428
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 1: you know, just some kind of out there you know,

429
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,399
Speaker 1: when we had Sarah from the real world, that to

430
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 1: me was awesome. So just kind of things like that,

431
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 1: I just kind of yeah, because this isn't really a

432
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 1: strict football Yeah, if you're listening to just hear about football,

433
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 1: this is not going to be your point. If you

434
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: want to hear the about the exes and os as

435
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: an average fan, you probably wouldn't understand them anyways. So

436
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 1: just insult the base. No, but this is more. You know,

437
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 1: we'll talk every week, we'll talk, you know, five ten

438
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,120
Speaker 1: minutes about football, what happened the game before, Yeah, what's

439
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: coming up? But after that we just kind of a

440
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: trail off into whatever things that we find common ground

441
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: on that that you know, it's not because for you

442
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 1: it's it's talking work, which you know gets old. And Yeah,

443
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,159
Speaker 1: with this new mic, I can kind of smell my

444
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: own breath coming back and it's not great. Great we

445
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: did we made a commitment to up up the quality.

446
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 1: If we were going to be back here, we had

447
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 1: to at least bring better quality. So we Uh so

448
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 1: we got good equipment, which is gonna help. Yeah, the

449
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 1: equipments a lot better than what we tried to do

450
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: last time. At the kitchen table we had one mic

451
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: and you could just hear everything all the time. Yeah, no,

452
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 1: let's seem me better. We have a good set up.

453
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun and yeah. So uh one of

454
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: the things that I was laughing at or I was

455
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: thinking about you when you guys when you were gone,

456
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: is you know, with real estate. Real estate has been

457
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: super busy this year. I mean, obviously if you live here,

458
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 1: you kind of know that it's really crazy, but um,

459
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: I was looking at my phone as I was working

460
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: on you know, a couple different offers for people, and

461
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: in one day I had made eighty seven phone calls.

462
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I was just I just dawned

463
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: on me. I was like, oh, man, I can you

464
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: imagine like this? I don't even do you make eighty

465
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: seven calls in a year? Now, There's no way, there's

466
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 1: no way. I probably averaged one every two or three weeks. Yeah.

467
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: I looked at my phone that day and I was like,

468
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: this is unbelievable, Like I think that you would just

469
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 1: go crazy. Let me see you recently. Oh. This is

470
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: one of my favorite games is when what was the

471
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: last time John talked on the phone. There was a

472
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: young player on our team last night who was Sarah,

473
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 1: and I wrote for dinner at eight thirty he had

474
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: an emergency. So naturally, you call me because I'm you know,

475
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: a real good shoulder to lean on. You get. If

476
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: you get in a pickle, just call John. You know,

477
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: he'll definitely get you out of that. He's obviously young,

478
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: but he was very panicked about something. And Sarah and

479
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: I were out for dinner and I had my phone

480
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: beside me. Off. We're at Jack's in ISQua, your favorite place,

481
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: my my, my, my, my, jam now, yeah, I love

482
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: that place. And we're having dinner. And I looked down

483
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: on my phone and like there was like two texts

484
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: from this kid, uh and three calls from my agent

485
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: because we have the same agent, and two calls from him,

486
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: and he just I just look. I look at me.

487
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, I mean, what's happening? And so

488
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: I look and he goes, I have an emergency. I

489
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: need to talk to you right now. I'm sorry it's late.

490
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: First of all, you're pretty young. If you think you're

491
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: really old, really that that's actually a better He's probably like, listen,

492
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: I know you've been in bed for an hour. And

493
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: because of this, I had to talk to him and

494
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: talk to my agent. So I tuck made two calls yesterday. Wow. Yeah.

495
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: But before that, hmm, someone called from San Antonio while back.

496
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: I just love this getting wins. The last call you

497
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: made I think it was sometime. Yeah, Oh here we go,

498
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: April first. April first, yeah, so twenty days ago. That

499
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: is I I honestly average probably forty to fifty phone

500
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: calls a day. That sounds awful, So that many reals

501
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: you have to be by your all the time, that

502
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: you're a slave to it. You have to answer, you

503
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: have to answer every call. Whether the thing honestly, the

504
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: thing that I don't like about it is having to

505
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: answer calls from numbers I don't know, and you always

506
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: have to because you just don't know who we can

507
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: lose out on a sale. Because yeah, it's so the

508
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: constantly answering calls from people you don't know. That's the

509
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: one thing that I'm just like, oh, I don't like this.

510
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: I've seen in real estate agents I've made. This was

511
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: in LA and one guy has his like personal phone

512
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: number on everything and he says guaranteed to return your

513
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: call within ten minutes twenty four hours a day. Wow,

514
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: Like dude, that no, no. And then there's a guy

515
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: from an autobody company in Orange County that has a

516
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: commercial and he says, this is my own personal cell

517
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: phone that flash across the bottom. I'm like, fourteen year

518
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: old John Ryan would have called that twice a day,

519
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: absolutely just thinking I was so funny. Me and my

520
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: dumb friends and they've just been you know, did you

521
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: make prank calls when you're a kid. Yeah, we did,

522
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: and they were not like when I think back, none

523
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: of them were funny. There's a no. Yeah, I don't.

524
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't remember ever having like a good one. I remember, um, yeah,

525
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: we used to do that. That was a thing, was mate,

526
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: like yeah, I don't know. You know, you have your

527
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: buddies over to it like you're having a slumber party

528
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,479
Speaker 1: and be like prank phone calls super late at night.

529
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: I remember one time doing one and feeling terrible just

530
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: it was looking back at it now, I'm like, what

531
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: a terrible prank call to do to somebody. But it

532
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: was like calling it like eleven at night and just

533
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: being like hello, hey, um, I need help. I'm in

534
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble. Like I'm really in trouble. That's awful.

535
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: It was terrible, And this poor lady was like okay, wait,

536
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: like I'm not your mom, like who is this? And

537
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, and then I like going on

538
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: and thinking it was just hilarious that just some poor

539
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: lady was just panicking trying to help this kid felt terrible. Yeah,

540
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: felt absolutely horrible. Well, you're a little ghackass, a little jerk.

541
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: That was a home alone reference. Yes, it was I

542
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: choked on my beer. Oh yeah, I mean I crank calls.

543
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: There's remember that there's a show it was called Yes,

544
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: and I used to laugh. I don't know if I

545
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: watched it now, I don't know if I think it's funny.

546
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: I used to laptime, was cried watching that show when

547
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: I first discovered MTB. Have you heard the prank phone

548
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: call of the people calling the lady about John Cena

549
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: and WrestleMania. Yes, honestly, one of the funniest things I've

550
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: ever heard. It's hilarious. If you have not heard that,

551
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: look up prank phone called John Cena and it is

552
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: like five minutes and you can see this woman just

553
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: slowly lose her monde. It starts off really funny and

554
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,880
Speaker 1: then it gets really awkward, and it goes right back

555
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: to funny. Yeah, trying to get her to order a

556
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: pay per view, and it just I love that, it

557
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: just and then it finally like she gets that they

558
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: know that they've got her to lose her mind, and

559
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: then she like answers the phone and sway and is

560
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 1: like if this is you again, and they're like, not, miss,

561
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: do you do you support the military, and she was like, well, yeah,

562
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: of course I do. And she's like, I'm sorry I've

563
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: been getting these calls and she's like, well, yeah, we

564
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: just wanted to let you know that just and she's like, God,

565
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: damn it, you cannot be doing Oh. So it really

566
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: is funny. The other one. Did you ever see the

567
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: one that was the person who called two Chinese restaurants

568
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: and put them on the phone to each other. I

569
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: think I have. I don't remember it, but that one

570
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: was really good, like prank phone. I guess you know,

571
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: there's still some comedy there if you can get a

572
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: good one. Do you listen to Howard Stern? I not

573
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: as I used to. I don't really loves Howard Stern.

574
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: That's like her hero. Maybe not that far, but she

575
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: loves Howard. So she got me listening to it a

576
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: little bit when I'm in LA. I don't have serious

577
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: radio here, but they need a lot of prank calls. Yeah,

578
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: and actually Sarah hosted the aftershow twice. Yeah, there was

579
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: on the aftershow twice and she went in after when

580
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: I was there with her, and she did like a

581
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: bunk of prank phone calls really exacondly. Do you call

582
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: him prank or crank, prank, prank, I call him prank.

583
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: Somebody say crank don't well, I think it's because of

584
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: that Cranky Anchor show. Anyway, he did one up ended

585
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: up crank calls. Yeah, I don't like that. That makes

586
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: no sense. Don't do that people, Yeah, don't be that guy. Anyway,

587
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: Sarah did one of the ones that ended up on

588
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: Howard's show. That's a really hilarious Yeah, that's that's really cool. Anyways,

589
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: they do some really funny ones the yeah. Yeah, but

590
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: I as a kid, Yeah, I just remember being that

591
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: that one, feeling really bad about but then doing that

592
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: and you know, just thinking that you're so funny. Yeah,

593
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: because your buddies that they're laughing at. Oh yeah, I

594
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: mean the one you did was pretty bad. It was awful.

595
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: I mean that woman seems still like, man, what happened

596
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: to that kid? Twenty years ago? It was calling I

597
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: still think about him every night. Oh I was that one? Yeah,

598
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: I felt I remember doing that being like nope, no more, no, no,

599
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: that was that we I just crossed the line. But kid,

600
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: you ever played ring and run or knock? What do

601
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: they call it? Ding ding dung dash? Yeah? That's an

602
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: American call it. What do you call it? Ring and

603
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: run chase the moose? Did you ever do that? I

604
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: thought we were so bad doing that. I remember like

605
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: we only did that really to like people like that

606
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: we knew like high school, Like you'd like, did you

607
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: ever tepee anyone's house? No? It sounds like too much effort. Yeah,

608
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: I remember we doing that a couple of times in

609
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: high school. I feel like doing that in the Pacific

610
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: Northwest is like even worse because of it rains or

611
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: there's more. I mean, then then it becomes it's a real.

612
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: It's a real. We we got it. One time eggs

613
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: someone's house. No, have you No? I really haven't. No. Yeah,

614
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: that's even worse. That's hard to get off your house.

615
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: That's well, that's just messed up. Like that's I think

616
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: that's taking it too too far. I remember one time

617
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: we got uh tepied and it was legit. My parents

618
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: still had pictures of it because it was something like

619
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: this was like movie production. And the worst part was

620
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: is I I had caught them twice that night. It

621
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: was like one thirty in the morning, and I heard

622
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: him outside and I remember I ran outside and caught

623
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: him and then caught him once and then they ran

624
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: away and left, and then waited for them, and they

625
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: came back, and I waited with the hose outside, and

626
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: so they came back, and remember I sprayed them the

627
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: guns who who were doing it? And I was like, Okay,

628
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: they're not going to come back a third time. Oh no,

629
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: they came back. Did you know who they were? Yeah? Yeah,

630
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: they're like yeah. It was like it was just seniors

631
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: in our school and I was a junior at the

632
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: time and they so let's see. So the first thing

633
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: they did is they went to you remember, well, they

634
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: used to have a phone book recycling places. Yeah, and

635
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: like they would just be like a you know, like

636
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: a big back when people recycled or had phone books

637
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: there you go. But they had went to one of

638
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: those and they must have taken thousands of phone books

639
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: out of this thing. And they came over and I

640
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: think took like a guardhoe three piece like rake and

641
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: shredded them all over the yard. I'm talking all over

642
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: our yard. So they teepeat the trees, shredded phone books everywhere.

643
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: They stacked must have been several hundred phone books against

644
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: the front door. So when you opened the door, they

645
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: fell into the house. And then they put traffic cones

646
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: and those blinking light up construction signs in our yard.

647
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: And then the worst out of if all that wasn't enough,

648
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: they had bought a couple of those giant, like Costco

649
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: size popped popcorn bags and just dumped them all over

650
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: the yard. I guess we know who you prank called.

651
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: My dad was a pretty calm guy in that when

652
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: he was just he was livid. So did these kids

653
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: like have it out for you? No? Or do they

654
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: think it was funny? They thought it was funny. I

655
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: don't think they went because the four of them came

656
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: back over the next day and helped clean it out.

657
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, okay, they felt that same guilt that

658
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: you felt. The worst thing about it was one of

659
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: them was the girl that I was dating at the time,

660
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: Like she thought she thought it was really funny, and

661
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I was like, why would you do that? Not cool

662
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah, it was bad. There's still pictures somewhere

663
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: up just I mean, it looked like something out of

664
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: a movie. They didn't miss. There was not an inch

665
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: of our yard that you could still see. That's awful. Yeah,

666
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: I had one of the trees out here toilet papered

667
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: once and it was Clint Gresham minion shut up. So

668
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: I think I just left it there until the rain

669
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: washed it away several months later. Did he really? Yeah?

670
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: I mean that's classic Clint Gresham, classic Clint. Yeah, just tepid,

671
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: one tree, just one tree. Yeah, just to get under

672
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: my skin. Usually right around like November December. I'm not

673
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: like the most pleasant guy deal. That's when it worked.

674
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: So I think they just lay like the dig just

675
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,959
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, did you immediately know that's who

676
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: it was? No, I had a good hunk. And did

677
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: he admit to it? Yes? Okay, why would you admit?

678
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: You just gotta say no, it wasn't me. And now

679
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: I have cameras out there. Come come mess with my house.

680
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: See what happens to you. He'll just talk about you

681
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: on this podcast, talk about you until you cry, see

682
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: terrible things about you, your mother, your family. Oh you cry? So, uh,

683
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: should we talk about one of the other segments that

684
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: we were going to do so one of the others

685
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: that this was your idea and I thought this was

686
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: pretty good, was every week we will do something called

687
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: would you rather we need a little funny little intro

688
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: for that too. Yeah. A couple dudes talking about would

689
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: you rather? Yeah, we need jingles, We need some. We

690
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: need someone to come up with jingles for this sho

691
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: And I was I was talking to you people. People

692
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: on Twitter are so good to us, they probably will.

693
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: Someone will come up with some good stuff. Yeah, that's

694
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: what I'm hoping for, and we will use it on

695
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: the show and it'll be permanently part of this end

696
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: as is a congesture. You will do it for us

697
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: for free. We will not be paying anything, and in

698
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: return we'll use it. Yeah, we have zero advertisement dollars. Yeah,

699
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: because no one sponsors us. Yeah, we should get sponsors.

700
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: I want it. But if we do, we should get

701
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: the most I want to find the most ridiculous sponsors

702
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: there are. Yeah, if you work for a ridiculous, ridiculous

703
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: company that shouldn't sponsor our show, we want to hear

704
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, Like I don't like, I don't know,

705
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: just some random product that makes no sense for us

706
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: to be excited about. I think I'm thinking like just

707
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: some we need to get sponsored by some like as

708
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: seen on TV product, Like what if this show was

709
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: like sponsored by like slap chop. Then I'd love it.

710
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: It'd be amazing. We will talk, we'll yeah, I don't know,

711
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. One infamary show with that guy

712
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: who says like that has like the best pillows ever.

713
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: I make them right here in America. Yeah, it is

714
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: the best pillows ever. Because I'm like a pillow. Like

715
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: I've been trying to find a good pillow for years.

716
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: I once bought a four hundred dollar pillow. No why

717
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: because I because I want to be able to sleep.

718
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: I have to be able to sleep for my my

719
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: my job, in my sanity. But I don't sleep well,

720
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: so I need a good pillow. I'm never really find

721
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: a good pillow until I ordered this guy's pillow. You

722
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: actually liked it. It was the best pillow I've ever

723
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: had in my life? Was it really? Love it? But

724
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: it was? It was that the four hundred dollar pillow.

725
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: It was like thirty bucks or something. What, Yeah, it's

726
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: called my pillow. Why are we give this guy free advertising?

727
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, give us a call. We'll talk about

728
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: it was just a want a whole freaking table full

729
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: of pillows. I want to do this and that. I

730
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: want to do this podcast from a nest of pillows.

731
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: We will use your pillows to make a soundproof booth

732
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 1: for our for our podcast. Then we'll have an awkward

733
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: pillow fight. It would be nothing weird about it. Don't

734
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: make it weird, guys, So our new segments guys fighting

735
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 1: with pillows. You can't see it. Just trust us fighting

736
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: with pillows. So would you rather? We are just going

737
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: to come up with one for the other person, one

738
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: a week, one a week. Do you who you wants

739
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: to go first? I want you to go first? All right,

740
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: and we'll do this, uh using personal info and also

741
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: on the Twitter world if you want us to ask yeah, yeah,

742
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: please want to talk about would you rather? I feel

743
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: like everyone's played this game's drinking game? Or yeah? Oh

744
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: dream games? Never have I ever? You'll just ask this

745
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: gusting question. Yeah now that was from high school. We

746
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: won't do that one. No, but yeah, will you rather?

747
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: If you have any ideas and we'll talk about them

748
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: on there. There's a good chance that we will run

749
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: out of ideas and take yours. So yeah, like in

750
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: two weeks, so hurry up. I'm dying up here. Please

751
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: give us some dying up here. Okay, So here's mine first, Ah,

752
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: would you rather have to talk on the phone for

753
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: at least one hour a day? Oh? For how long?

754
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: One hour every day the duration of my life? Yes?

755
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 1: Or change one blowout diaper every day for the rest

756
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: of your life. Come on, man, Like, Uh, that's such

757
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: a hard call. That's a good question, wasn't. Yeah, it

758
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: was the worst question I've ever received. Um, what would

759
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: I rather do? I mean, I've changed The last time

760
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: I changed the diaper was about ten years ago. I

761
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: love that story. It's on our one of our old shows.

762
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: It's amazing a quick recap. I can't. I wrapped a

763
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: T shirt around my head, like around my face, just

764
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: my eyes were showing. Doesn't have to inhale this. There's

765
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: my little niece, change the diaper, dry heave for three

766
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: minutes or however long it took. I felt like it

767
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: was an hour and a half that I was doing this.

768
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: It's probably a minute or two. And the kicker is

769
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: it was just yearine. It was a fee dip. There

770
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: was no there was no Pooh diaper. It was just

771
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: the number one diaper. And it was that disgusting to me.

772
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: That is amazing. That story just I think Oh, here's

773
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: the thing. Time wise, I can change that diaper in

774
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: three to four minutes. Correct, Is that how long a

775
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: blowout takes. Well, it's a little bit more because you

776
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: got to pull clothes off and everybody. But I'm not

777
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: responsible for the clothes after. I don't have to go

778
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: and wash them. I just throw them slide. That's my job.

779
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: I just sure. But you still have to get that.

780
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: You have to get the baby completely clean, and the

781
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: and the and it and the blowout clothes off of them.

782
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: I wish you could see the look on his face,

783
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: you know, legitimately, like not happy, just the thought I think.

784
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: I think I would go with the diaper you do. Yeah,

785
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: just because time wise, five minutes a day for the

786
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: rest of my life. And after a while I'm getting

787
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: used to it. I could wear like a mask, gloves,

788
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: and then eventually I just learned how to just like

789
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: hold the baby above the shower, you know, you take

790
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: his clothes off them here whatever, I hold them above

791
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: a shower for two to three minutes and you're done.

792
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: It's clean. Wouldn't be my shower, it'd be a special

793
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: shower in my house. This is a duty. Half of

794
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. I'm gonna I would have

795
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: put some time into building a nice shower for this kid,

796
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: you know, and then that that's how much I hate

797
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: talking on the phone. But now we're that's a big commitment.

798
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: An hour a day on the phone. What would I

799
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: even talk about? I don't know. I had a girlfriend

800
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: of has All she wanted to do is talk on

801
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: the phone, and I would. I bought a special headpiece

802
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: for the phone so I could play Madden. Well we

803
00:40:54,360 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: talked nice, nice, No, you hang up first, okay, don't

804
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: have fast me. I'm not playing this game. Done. I win.

805
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: They're probably a couple. Why can't hang up my team?

806
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: You told me too, Yeah, you said hang up first.

807
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: So you're just so diaper So it's the diaper, diaper, Okay,

808
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: I'd rather change the diaper. A bad blowout? Oh real bad.

809
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: Well you're doing that for free right now? I am

810
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: several times and I'm sure. Yeah, you know what, here's

811
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: a good thing. They've really cut they've done a good

812
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: job and cutting down on bullying in schools. Yeah, you

813
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 1: know who hasn't done a good job? Grown adults? Very true?

814
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: Will you sit here and we stressed to our kids

815
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: not me because I'm not having kids. That ship is sailed.

816
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: But people stressed to their kids don't bully people. Don't

817
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: bully people. Then they take them to a football game

818
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: and scream at the other team for three hours. Yeah,

819
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: or they go on Twitter and write terrible things about everyone,

820
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: like you practice what you preach. Did you see that

821
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: episode of south Park where like they had the whole

822
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: premise was I don't know if you watched Southwarking, but

823
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: I saw what it was in this last season, and

824
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: the whole premise was that they had basically found this thing.

825
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: They'd made, this machine called like the Troll Exposer, and

826
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: it basically was going to expose everything that everyone had

827
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: said and let them know who it was and where

828
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: they lived. And it just caused total chaos because all

829
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,479
Speaker 1: these people were like, oh my gosh, people are gonna

830
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: know what I've said and what I've done. Yere's my

831
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: idea on Twitter. If you use a fake name, if

832
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: you use where a lot of people have, like Seahawks

833
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: fan and they have a picture of not themselves, you know,

834
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: an egg or you know people have like Simpson's Maniac

835
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: and then a picture of Bart Simpson. That's fine. That's all.

836
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean. I'm just saying, even though,

837
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: you just have to verify your name in a picture

838
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: of yourself and post both of those on them where

839
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: you work and where you work, and then you can comment.

840
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: If you don't do that, that's fine. You can make

841
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: make messages and look at other people's stuff, but you

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Speaker 1: can't comment on anything unless you've been verified your name

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Speaker 1: and who you are. Just type you're gonna, if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna say it, have the guts to put your name

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Speaker 1: to You can't stand these fricking keyboard heroes who sit

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Speaker 1: all right, So we have been off for like three months.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just getting warmed up. We're just getting

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Speaker 1: So what we're doing is Episode one is going to

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Speaker 1: be a marathon episode we're gonna do. We're doing an

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Speaker 1: up into two episodes. So as of right now, this

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Speaker 1: is the end of the first half of episode one.

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Speaker 1: Season two Electric Boogaloo. Nope, yep, Nope, don't you do. Nope,

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Speaker 1: we're not going. We're nope. Season two, We're not We're

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Speaker 1: in you just the two of us. Yeah, is there

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Speaker 1: anything worse than my singing? Sarah says, that's not really Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. Well you were inquired. Yeah I was terrible.

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Speaker 1: I don't real Yeah, I was not good. You just

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Speaker 1: did it to get the girls. Sorry, you're such a jerk. Totally.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna spit. We're gonna this will be the

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Speaker 1: end of the first part of this episode. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: this year, I have a goal. We have a goal

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Speaker 1: of trying to make it into some sort of top

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Speaker 1: chart on iTunes. So for that to happen, we need

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Speaker 1: you to listen. We need you to rate the show,

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Speaker 1: um and share it with your friends, So please please

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Speaker 1: do that. M also follow us on Twitter at kick

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Speaker 1: It with j and g H and you can send

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Speaker 1: us an email at Kicking It with John and Greg

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Speaker 1: at Gmail, or we're also on Facebook Kicking It with

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Speaker 1: Jo and Greg. So yeah, please, We really appreciate the

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Speaker 1: fans that we had last year for this whole part

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Speaker 1: was absolutely awesome and we had a great time. We're

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Speaker 1: still going to have that listener party, but you know,

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Speaker 1: our goal this year is to kind of take it

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Speaker 1: to another level and get a lot more listeners and

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Speaker 1: really see what we can do with this show. That's

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Speaker 1: it for Part one. Part one's out.