Speaker 1: I just found out from my dad she's got a
Speaker 1: boyfriend in the nursing home and you've got to call
Speaker 1: and ask permission if they can canoodle. Calm down with
Speaker 1: Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. I said
Speaker 1: to him, I go, I'm so sorry, maybe like splash
Speaker 1: mean something different here in Orlando. Is there any way
Speaker 1: I could get more coffee in my latte? And he
Speaker 1: was like, there is coffee in there. He had a
Speaker 1: real attitude, this barista, and I was like, well.
Speaker 2: And with that, we welcome you to our pregame where
Speaker 2: we'll always have an attitude.
Speaker 1: How are you so much? She talked to me about
Speaker 1: it's crazy we have not.
Speaker 2: Spoken at all, which, by the way, thank god we
Speaker 2: addressed this on the last podcast.
Speaker 1: I was like, she mad at me. I know she's
Speaker 1: very busy post NFC Championship name trying to get to
Speaker 1: her first vacation in nine months. But I'm coming to
Speaker 1: you from lovely Orlando. And then are you with the Landau?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you with the press? No, we're from Orlando.
Speaker 1: It's a line from Pretty. If you ever wonder what
Speaker 1: Aaron and I are quoting, just go strictly to pretty
Speaker 1: woman or steel Magnolias. So this is a lovely bed
Speaker 1: over here that Steve goes. Do you think if I could,
Speaker 1: I could just lay in the bed and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: see me? I said, I have no other angle to
Speaker 1: film this podcast. Of course we're going to see you, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, fine, his parents were just here. Dreams.
Speaker 1: I have so many amazing stories. Shout out to Steve
Speaker 1: and Kathy. I can't even take it. My my, my
Speaker 1: extra folds in my skin. There's another layer because I've
Speaker 1: been laughing for the last twenty four hours. Anyways, twofold,
Speaker 1: I'm my little too Gi exactly to Jay. Welcome everybody.
Speaker 1: The NFL season is over and we are going to
Speaker 1: jump into the pregame. You're up first, sister go Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: we can't stress it enough.
Speaker 2: We love anonymous, and I swear this isn't from me
Speaker 2: or Carissa. I think it's definitely not for me.
Speaker 1: Jared. I think I have a crush on my sister's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: What do I do? This ain't good? Okay again, I
Speaker 1: need more information, but this will you.
Speaker 2: Guys can't draw bombs like this and expect us to
Speaker 2: just answer it.
Speaker 1: I think I have a crush on my sister's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's crazy. You can't. I'm just gonna make
Speaker 1: this real simple for you. You can't. You got to
Speaker 1: get out of it. You got to get out of it.
Speaker 1: You've got to think of I gotta get out. You've
Speaker 1: got to find some weird thing he does as he
Speaker 1: chew with his mouth open, does he I don't know,
Speaker 1: like fart on the cage. To find something to be
Speaker 1: roused out by him, Maybe an outfit, maybe something. Ask
Speaker 1: your sister goes straight to the source and be like,
Speaker 1: what is your boyfriend do? That's really disgusting. So then
Speaker 1: you start getting it in your head that he is
Speaker 1: not attractive and you can't be into us. This is nuts.
Speaker 1: You can't do it. There are certain people that are
Speaker 1: off limits. Your best friends, your friend's boyfriends, and your
Speaker 1: siblings significant others. There is your dad. You got out
Speaker 1: whoa that wasn't on the big go card, but we'll
Speaker 1: add it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, anyone you're related to, you cannot have a
Speaker 2: crush on.
Speaker 1: Weird go out.
Speaker 2: By the way, I can't wait for the compilation. You
Speaker 2: heard a compilation video where you say your dad.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's you're crazy anonymous abort mission, Leila, I know
Speaker 1: how it goes. Yeah, exactly, Ria. How do you celebrate
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl if you're not covering it? That's a
Speaker 1: great question. I gotta tell you. I'm thrilled that it's
Speaker 1: not your Super Bowl this year. Yeah. I'm going to
Speaker 1: my grandmother's ninetieth birthday and I'm so excited that this
Speaker 1: is classic Kathy Thompson. She sends me the invite. She goes, Look,
Speaker 1: no one needs to have birthday parties on a Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday, she goes, But it actually is your grandmother's birthday.
Speaker 2: She goes.
Speaker 1: I don't expect you to go because you're busy, she goes,
Speaker 1: But if you can make it, we just are sending
Speaker 1: the invitation. And by the way, my grandmother is a
Speaker 1: twin so sweet Judith and Ben her twin brother. In
Speaker 1: lieu of gifts, this is what the invitation says. In
Speaker 1: lieu of gifts, we would like you to bring a
Speaker 1: dog toy or something dog food so we could donate
Speaker 1: it to a local shelter.
Speaker 2: I said, we are related, because that is the most
Speaker 2: adorable thing ever.
Speaker 1: So sweet. So I looked at Steve and I said,
Speaker 1: we're going to Seattle, sweetheart for the super Bowl, and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, yeah, we're are we watching it?
Speaker 2: I said, a nursing home. He goes, great, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I'm great with old people. I said, well, get ready,
Speaker 2: it's a ninetieth birthday party. He goes, oh, what should
Speaker 2: I wear?
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he goes to me, he goes, do you know
Speaker 1: that my grandmother has a boyfriend. I just found out
Speaker 1: from my dad she's got a boyfriend in the nursing
Speaker 1: home and you've got to call and ask permission if
Speaker 1: they can canoodle. We'll get to that on.
Speaker 2: The big podcast because it is a real point of contention.
Speaker 2: I said, she's got a boyfriend at night grandma's birthday.
Speaker 2: But don't you want to watch this matchup. We'll get
Speaker 2: to that in a big show, So stay tuned for that.
Speaker 2: We have a lot to cover.
Speaker 1: Alina J.
Speaker 2: Nash, How do you know when it's the right time
Speaker 2: to look for a new, better job or what.
Speaker 1: To leave for.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna take a sip of my coffee.
Speaker 2: I think for me, when it was time for me
Speaker 2: to I know it was time for me to leave.
Speaker 2: I knew I always wanted to cover the NFL. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I knew I wasn't going to have an opportunity
Speaker 2: to do that where I was, so I felt like
Speaker 2: that was a big reason why I wanted to go
Speaker 2: in a different direction. I think, if you're not able
Speaker 2: to do the things you want to do, but you
Speaker 2: got to make sure is the grass always greener?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: There are people still saying that I dare you, and
Speaker 2: I still kind of say that, I don't know, you
Speaker 2: still say tunes. And by the way, stay tuned for
Speaker 2: the follow up story of from Levi's Stadium.
Speaker 1: You see the video.
Speaker 2: Incredible adorable. That's so nute adorable.
Speaker 1: For those of you guys that are just joining the program, Aaron,
Speaker 1: I'll save it for the big show. Aaron called attention
Speaker 1: to a certain thing and it all paid off, and
Speaker 1: that's just great. Go Niners. Congratulations on your Super Bowl bit, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, we got to try to figure out
Speaker 1: Ryan's not here. Maybe Kurt could do it. I know
Speaker 1: he's got a lot going on. What's the capacity of
Speaker 1: Levi's Stadium. Oh and then we realize that many people
Speaker 1: listen to the Calm Down podcast. Cude, how about that?
Speaker 1: iHeart love you all it's negotiating and open it up
Speaker 1: in early contract negotiation. I would say this as far
Speaker 1: as when do you know it's time a lot like
Speaker 1: getting a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Make sure you got
Speaker 1: another thing lined up, because unless you got some savings,
Speaker 1: unless you've got something where it tells you I'm okay
Speaker 1: with being alone, do not look for another job unless
Speaker 1: you already know that you have enough savings in the
Speaker 1: in the bank to buy yourself sometime, or that this
Speaker 1: is really worth leaving. Because there's a reason that people
Speaker 1: bring life jackets on a boat. Ladies and gentlemen. You
Speaker 1: don't think the boat's going to go down, but it might.
Speaker 1: So if you're looking for another job and you I
Speaker 1: would say, always entertain that idea, but be smart about it,
Speaker 1: because there's nothing worse than panicking about like I can't
Speaker 1: pay my bills and there's finances and all these like
Speaker 1: stipulations about moving on to another job. So make sure
Speaker 1: you've got a contingency plan and then keep it moving,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Date from Kurt Levi Stadium
Speaker 1: capacity over sixty eight thousand, expandable to seventy five. So
Speaker 1: this just in that's huge for us. Whow and they
Speaker 1: bring in the risers Elena J. Nash Oh just did
Speaker 1: that one. Oh jesus wow, thanks for saying, Missy Smith XO.
Speaker 1: How many outfit options do you have before you pick
Speaker 1: the one for game day?
Speaker 2: It's a great question. Well, I've got thirty four thousand
Speaker 2: options that I have.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I make sure you should have. If you don't know,
Speaker 1: and you should swipe up. If you'd like to donate
Speaker 1: to my fund go fund me, Yeah, yeah, go find
Speaker 1: me a daria AnyWho. I always have two options, and
Speaker 1: I've learned from my gal Aaron, who is very prepared.
Speaker 1: I'm someone that doesn't look at some weather or not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's not your fault. I don't look at the weather.
Speaker 1: I don't nothing. So I usually and the past, have
Speaker 1: only brought one outfit. But this year I was very
Speaker 1: prepared and I had a contingency plan and I would
Speaker 1: bring at least a jacket or at least something that
Speaker 1: if it was warmer. So to answer your questions succinctly,
Speaker 1: I would say I probably have two options at minimum,
Speaker 1: and then decide, like the day before, which one I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring. It's kind of the same thing for me.
Speaker 1: It's a little yeah. I mean you're I've been on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Oh beat you, Daniella. God, Daniella, You're a dream what
Speaker 1: d sure underneath?
Speaker 2: So we kind of went for it. But it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean that the top well yeah, okay, we kind of
Speaker 2: went for it. It was a long sleeve. It was
Speaker 2: like a mash with it wasn't like it wasn't a rhinestone.
Speaker 2: It was like a sparkle situation. It was awesome with
Speaker 2: this camisets pants.
Speaker 1: It was fire.
Speaker 2: I loved it. It was great oversized, which I don't
Speaker 2: really tend to do, but I thought it was fun.
Speaker 2: It was great, It felt great. Shout out to my
Speaker 2: girl Danielle for just putting me out there. And your
Speaker 2: hair was great.
Speaker 1: It was he was way too. It was a slight wave,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't really a wave. We're not doing tight tundrills.
Speaker 1: Everything was worth I do a talk behind your ear,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you can do anything, just in talk.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want to do, tuck rule, just go throw
Speaker 2: the equipment. Oh you look attached so much to these guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you very much. In fact, on the U,
Speaker 2: sleepy chain.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to bother you because well it was
Speaker 1: the NFC Championship game. We had a whole side text.
Speaker 2: About you guys were ignoring me again opposite never we
Speaker 2: were literally, by the way the text were fire. I'm
Speaker 2: going to show who says fire still me show you
Speaker 2: them off the side.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's why. Kelly at the end was like,
Speaker 1: we need to get her involved now that the game's over. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're up.
Speaker 2: That makes me happy. I still have friends. Another anonymous
Speaker 2: love this so much, but guys, can we just like
Speaker 2: s oh, you're gonna I know if you're gonna submit
Speaker 2: anonymous questions, can you please follow up with us anonymously
Speaker 2: later and tell us how it goes? This question's crazy.
Speaker 2: Another anonymous. I witness my fiance cheating on me. We've
Speaker 2: dated for nearly eight years. How do I recover? First
Speaker 2: of all, why are you still engaged after eight years?
Speaker 1: I think that's it? Is it telltale sign?
Speaker 2: And second of all, cheating, I'm gone eight years cheating
Speaker 2: by you're not going to get married anyways. I just
Speaker 2: had to pick up my job up off the microphone,
Speaker 2: not the lower the flow.
Speaker 1: To the window to the wall. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: This is I got I got two rules. Can't sleep
Speaker 1: with a sibling and you can't sleep with somebody else.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? What are we doing? He cheated
Speaker 1: on you and you've been engaged for eight years. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: wait for it, and I say this with love. He's
Speaker 1: just not that into you. Have you seen the movie
Speaker 1: I am so look, we know my track record. Will
Speaker 1: I will stay way too long because I'm competitive and
Speaker 1: I want something to work. But the non negotiable is
Speaker 1: cheating in an eight year proposal. He's just buying time, sweetheart.
Speaker 1: This is the best thing that could have ever happened
Speaker 1: to you or him, depending on who it is. Get
Speaker 1: out good point, great point, great, get out, a burning fire, God,
Speaker 1: a burning get out? Get out? Oh my god, don't stop,
Speaker 1: drop and roll, just run. Unfortunately, we're out of time
Speaker 1: and there's more questions, so we'll save that for next week.
Speaker 1: But you guys, these anonymous questions, keep them coming. We'll
Speaker 1: keep them all that and keep us updated. We want
Speaker 1: to know how you are. Here's the thing. We get invested.
Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna now Erin and I are going
Speaker 1: to talk after the podcast and be like, we're so
Speaker 1: worried about anonymous number two and why is she staying
Speaker 1: with this loser? We love you, guys. Big Show got
Speaker 1: a lot of big things to talk about, the NFC
Speaker 1: Championship Game, super Bowl matchup, The in laws are in town,
Speaker 1: I'm in Orlando, Aaron's finally on vacation as she should be,
Speaker 1: and Mac is teething stay with us.
Speaker 2: Oh god, And also, knock it off about this crapple
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. I'm gonna go on a rant. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go on a rant and you can hate me for it.
Speaker 2: Knock it off. Oh, I'm going to go on a
Speaker 2: rant about how everybody wants to write off the Chiefs
Speaker 2: or any other team before it's actually the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Hey, I got an idea, sweetheart. I know we've got
Speaker 1: to fill your seven long hour show. Lock it up
Speaker 1: until the playoffs. You don't know and now you know
Speaker 1: by Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production
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