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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm five, Oh, Hi, I was looking for

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Speaker 1: a bit speaking. Hi been. My name is Casey Ryback.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from your former internet provider. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Doing all right? How much? So? I'm not bad? Thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking. Listen, I'll get right to the point. Man.

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Speaker 1: Our records show that you left us a few months ago,

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Speaker 1: and we want your business back. Okay, I mean I

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Speaker 1: left a particular reason, just a little bit too much

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Speaker 1: for me. Christ Wise, you know I moved to a

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Speaker 1: different provider. Okay, so it's a little bit less. So

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Speaker 1: it was the price exactly. There's not much I can

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Speaker 1: do about the cost, but we're doing a thing for

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Speaker 1: our previous customers called the will do almost anything to

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Speaker 1: get you back, promotion, you name it, we'll do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember, like what one other things besides taking

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Speaker 1: down the cost, would you possibly do. Oh are you single?

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Speaker 1: And I'm not asking you out? I'm not asking you

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Speaker 1: out unless, of course you want to go out, because

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Speaker 1: we'll do anything. Yeah, I can have a girlfriend. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I do have a girlfriend. Oh okay, because I'll say,

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Speaker 1: if you're single, I could get you a discount on

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Speaker 1: a high endating service for lonely guys. Anything like that.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be freaking kidding me? What? No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: We will do your guys have a promotion. What are

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Speaker 1: you getting people with your services? Are you getting me? No,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I said, we will do almost anything

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Speaker 1: to get you back. How long have you guys been

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Speaker 1: pulling this? Hey? Do you need a day off? You

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Speaker 1: sound like you need some time off. You sound kind

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Speaker 1: of stressed. What what the hell? What the hell are

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Speaker 1: you starting off? What's how are you talking about? I

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Speaker 1: could call your boss in a fake doctor's voice and

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Speaker 1: tell him that you're too ill to come into work today.

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Speaker 1: I do a great doctor. Hey, hi am ben doctor.

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Speaker 1: He is not gonna be a make it in today

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Speaker 1: because he's got the flu. I could do that for

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Speaker 1: men a loss. You what are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I said, we will do almost anything.

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Speaker 1: To get you back. You're gonna call my freaking boss. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: talk to him, and you're gonna tell him that I'm

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Speaker 1: sick and they can't come into it. That's a very

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Speaker 1: that's an illegal thing to do. You can't pretend to

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Speaker 1: someone else. So what do I gotta do? Wow, you

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Speaker 1: tell me. I don't know. Actually, you're kind of fishing

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Speaker 1: me off right now. So I think the number one

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Speaker 1: thing you could probably do is go on and your

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Speaker 1: marry way and call it hey Ben. Then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you here, man to man, I'm just gonna ask you.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you to stop being a and

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Speaker 1: take me off on my offer. Who are you? That's right? Yep?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking to a big old Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you connect me to a manager? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Now the big man wants to make it serious? Now

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Speaker 1: you want to make some decisions. Now you know what

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Speaker 1: you want. I want to talk to your manager. It

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Speaker 1: was I'm gonna let him each with the kind of

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Speaker 1: language you've used with me today, Well, you were kind

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Speaker 1: of acting like one waffling back and forth in a decision.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I wasn't fricking waffling back

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Speaker 1: and forth, and you called me and I please talk

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Speaker 1: to your manager right now. What do I have to

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Speaker 1: do to get you to come back to us? We

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Speaker 1: want your business? Do you know what I'm wanting to do?

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Speaker 1: I want your fi if I what if I'm a

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Speaker 1: wonderful what if? Hey, I got your address here? What

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Speaker 1: if I come to your house in a corset and

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Speaker 1: punch you in the face? Come to my house and

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Speaker 1: a course, yeah, I just show up to your door

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Speaker 1: in a sexy red corset, you know, lacy, and then

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Speaker 1: I just pop you right in the face. I said,

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Speaker 1: We'll do almost anything to get you back. Am I right?

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Speaker 1: He's going on? Man, seriously, this is actually a phone tap?

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Speaker 1: What a phone tap? What phone tap? This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone called you gotta be your friend? Kelly set

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Speaker 1: you up? Of course, Kelly setting me up. But hey,

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Speaker 1: if you know, if you are interested in me coming

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Speaker 1: over later in a corset, I am still down to

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Speaker 1: do that every morning with taps, weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On Removing ninety two point five