WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones happened?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle, what's your phone tapping about?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel bad because you're in a good bood and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm gonna make you mad because it's Miss Moscallops and.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate her.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what today you me, I'm going to trial.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to try to enjoy Miss Moscallops.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're phone tapping a receptionist at a spa because

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<v Speaker 2>Miss moskall Opsis.

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<v Speaker 1>She has a gift card from her son Marvin. She

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<v Speaker 1>wants to use it.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a good Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens in Miss moscas.

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<v Speaker 3>How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I wanted to book myself into the spa. My

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<v Speaker 2>son Marvin, he gave me a gift call because all

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<v Speaker 2>the girls at the office have been talking all about

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<v Speaker 2>this facials and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>What what kind of service would you like? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on your website and uh, I see like

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<v Speaker 2>a mud wrap and a body scrub and a facial,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I wanted to come in and see.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could get one.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you'd be interested in a facial. You lay back

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<v Speaker 3>and get all steamed up, opens up all your pores

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<v Speaker 3>and then someone works on your.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, ma'am, I'm not paul.

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<v Speaker 2>I can afford it because I got a certificate and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna use my gift card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, I understand that. I didn't mean that. I

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<v Speaker 3>meant they work on your face and basically you take

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<v Speaker 3>off a layer of dead skin and then you excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>I am an old lady, but I am not dead

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<v Speaker 2>and my skin is not dead. I am very insulted

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<v Speaker 2>by that comment. I don't think you should talk to

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<v Speaker 2>me like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You have no respect, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm sorry. It's really busy here and I

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<v Speaker 3>think you're gonna have to make a decision, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't make a decision when I don't know all the.

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<v Speaker 3>People in here. I'm sorry, I understand that. It's but

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have to make a choice on your own.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow man, you should talk with Marvin about what you

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<v Speaker 3>want to get, and then if you come and the

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<v Speaker 3>spy'd be happy to sit and go over all. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go now, but call

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<v Speaker 3>back when you know what you want. Okay, that's how

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<v Speaker 3>can help? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is miss muscullapses. I just called it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna interfeerrate that. We just don't have time right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand that, but I don't know like what the

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<v Speaker 2>Boddy scrub is and a couple of lash and the

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<v Speaker 2>bit blast online.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have to google these things and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to figure out you don't know it. But I

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<v Speaker 3>really don't have time right now. I have people here

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<v Speaker 3>waiting in the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it that you don't like old people? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what it is? You don't like old people because you

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<v Speaker 1>know O skins all saggage.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you can help us right now. You're

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<v Speaker 3>not listening to me. I am trying to run a

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<v Speaker 3>business here and there are people. Well, I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 3>really don't have time for this right now. I have

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<v Speaker 3>to go, all right, So I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Make an appointment then and I'll come in and then

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Sit down and you can tell me what time would

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<v Speaker 3>you like to come in?

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<v Speaker 1>What time do you open?

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<v Speaker 2>We open at ten, all right, So I'll be in

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<v Speaker 2>at nine and I'm making an appointment and.

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<v Speaker 3>At ten, but I can't come in at nine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm watching my rapaigs Jeopardy at ten. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>come in at ten.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's gonna be anytime after ten, well with my

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<v Speaker 3>son a until sevent pm.

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<v Speaker 2>But my son Marvin works, he kee's not gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>able to drive me, so he can only drop me

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<v Speaker 2>off at nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>So well, then you're going to have to wait outside

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<v Speaker 3>because we do not open until ten. You will even

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<v Speaker 3>drop you off anytime, but we open that way.

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<v Speaker 1>What if it's raining outside and how'mill goes stand outside?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not now You're gonna have to bring an umbrella,

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<v Speaker 3>aren't you, because that's really not my problem between ten

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<v Speaker 3>and seven? When would you like to come in?

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<v Speaker 1>If I get dropped off at nane? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a waiting room?

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<v Speaker 3>I can sit in, ma'am, decide if you're coming in

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<v Speaker 3>or not. Figure out a way for you to get

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<v Speaker 3>here by yourself during our hours of operation.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's the time to tell you that this is Daniel

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<v Speaker 2>Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you

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<v Speaker 2>just got phone tapps.

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<v Speaker 3>What, Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm getting on

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<v Speaker 3>you're kidding? This is a phone tap to my blood pressure?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can I come involved facial then?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, come in, Come in.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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