Speaker 1: Well, we've got a new episode for you today. It's
Speaker 1: Brock and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh God, our favorite
Speaker 1: segment and Brooks least favorite segment.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, love it breaks you.
Speaker 1: Up when I help someone break up. And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been as uncomfortable as I
Speaker 1: was today on this show.
Speaker 2: It was weird. I like I I listen, Yeah, you'll
Speaker 2: hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And Brooke doesn't want you to.
Speaker 1: Will And we'll have a video coming up soon as well.
Speaker 1: How read her face gat Yeah on our YouTube page.
Speaker 1: So follow us on YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna skip comments to get right to it.
Speaker 1: It's like ripping a fan. I can't handle it right now,
Speaker 1: play the episode.
Speaker 2: Only. Special segments on this show get the jeff Debo
Speaker 2: Gold Seal of Approval, and this one definitely gets my
Speaker 2: gold Star are because it's a fan favorite. Brook breaks
Speaker 2: you up. Everybody loves it, nobody more than Brook.
Speaker 1: Yeah except for the people I'm dumping.
Speaker 2: Who should be dumping today, a selfish billionaire CEO, a
Speaker 2: paraplegic with a wandering eyes, or somewhere in between, whoever
Speaker 2: it is. Brook is ready to cut him loose in
Speaker 2: the special, delicate yet brutally heartless way that only she
Speaker 2: can do. It's coming up right after this. As a show,
Speaker 2: we want to be there for our listeners during life's
Speaker 2: toughest moments, Dilk and Jeffrey in the morning, when you
Speaker 2: lose your job, when your favorite taco stand gets shut
Speaker 2: down for multiple health code violations, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Because it's not that bad.
Speaker 2: That's why it's so good. And of course, when you
Speaker 2: need to blindside your significant other by dumping those which
Speaker 2: is why we created this segment called Brooke Breaks you.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's not mentally there today to do this.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the uplifting thing that you need, because
Speaker 2: nothing brings Brook joy like shocking people by cutting them
Speaker 2: loose with no warning. Whether it's the child workers at
Speaker 2: one of her offshore factories or bad boyfriends who aren't
Speaker 2: pulling their weight. Which one is it gonna be today?
Speaker 2: Brooke can't wait for either one.
Speaker 1: Jeff knows me so well.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to our listener, Ashley, who's requested Brook services today. Ashley,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, Hi, Ashley. It's just always like, why can't
Speaker 1: you do this on your own? Ashley, Like, why do
Speaker 1: you need me to do it?
Speaker 2: That's a good question, Ashley. Tell us about the guy
Speaker 2: that you've been dating for a while, and what brought
Speaker 2: you to this decision today. What's his name?
Speaker 3: Brian?
Speaker 4: We haven't been dating that long.
Speaker 1: Well, that makes this easier, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's not that long? Four years?
Speaker 4: No, just like I a four months.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, at the end of the world. So we
Speaker 5: met at a party.
Speaker 4: It was my friend's party, and I wasn't like really
Speaker 4: that interested, and he just kind of like kept pursuing me,
Speaker 4: like I would run into him, like at the gym,
Speaker 4: and he thought with some of my friends at one time,
Speaker 4: and like we exchanged numbers and he was texting me,
Speaker 4: and I really like loved the attention he gave me.
Speaker 1: Oh there's there's some honesty right there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that he like won you over with his charm.
Speaker 2: It's that he just didn't give up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, he didn't give up.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he was charming.
Speaker 4: But he's very charming as well.
Speaker 2: But not charming enough to give in right away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. It is really interesting. If he
Speaker 1: was so charismatic, why didn't you like him in the beginning.
Speaker 4: I just like, I haven't been single for that long though,
Speaker 4: so I didn't want to have it be a rebound.
Speaker 1: I so you weren't ready for relationship and that's why
Speaker 1: you were Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was trying to just be smart and go slow,
Speaker 4: and I had a bad breakup before, and it was
Speaker 4: just yeah, I just didn't want to like jump right
Speaker 4: back in.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad I didn't have to do the bad breakup, yeah, said.
Speaker 2: So eventually you did give in and said yes to
Speaker 2: going out with him. What was the relationship like?
Speaker 4: So I said, yeah, I was like, okay, this is great.
Speaker 4: And then it was kind of a weird date. We
Speaker 4: went to the horse chalk.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2: The horse chuck?
Speaker 1: Is that a track.
Speaker 2: Horse chock?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He was betting on horses and he like did this
Speaker 4: research on these horses and was like trying to impress
Speaker 4: me and like look at the money I won.
Speaker 1: And did that work for you? Obviously?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, he was more interested in the actual race horses.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand if you didn't have a great
Speaker 1: time on your first date, then you continued to date
Speaker 1: him for three to four months. Is that what we're hearing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got to know different things about him
Speaker 4: as we start and dating more, Like the whole horse track.
Speaker 1: Thing was weird.
Speaker 4: And I know that he likes to gamble a little bit.
Speaker 1: Totally fine, Yeah, as long as it's a healthy amount exactly.
Speaker 4: But he brags a lot, Like he apparently went to
Speaker 4: Stanford and he brags about it, but he didn't actually graduate,
Speaker 4: but he went still.
Speaker 2: Getting accepted to Stanford. That's like.
Speaker 4: He went to Stanford, Connecticut.
Speaker 5: He didn't.
Speaker 4: He went to a community college in Stanford, Connecticut. He
Speaker 4: didn't go to the Camford.
Speaker 2: Omford with an M with an.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying, is Stanford? You thought it
Speaker 1: was the Ivy League college and it turned out that
Speaker 1: a college, which is fine.
Speaker 4: The way he presented it to me was an Ivy
Speaker 4: League school.
Speaker 2: Okay, you stay with him for four months, you don't
Speaker 2: sound into.
Speaker 1: Him at all. Memory yet, Like I guess we're getting
Speaker 1: right to the point of why.
Speaker 5: But about him, he did give.
Speaker 4: Me lots of it tension, and I love that. But
Speaker 4: then I realized another thing. I would hear him on
Speaker 4: the phone with his mom and he was really short
Speaker 4: with her and just kind of rude. And that's a sign.
Speaker 4: If a guy is rude to his mom, they're going
Speaker 4: to be rude to you eventually.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well sometimes sometimes moms started with their son and
Speaker 2: you just can't you can't read into that one too much.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's agree it's not a good look, but
Speaker 2: there could be a reason behind it. Then he got me.
Speaker 4: He got me flowers like I was going to break
Speaker 4: up with him, and I think he could tell, and
Speaker 4: so he got me flowers from the discount rapped. Now
Speaker 4: they're like four days old and they have a little
Speaker 4: discount setting on him.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the day old pastries.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, And.
Speaker 4: I totally don't mind. But it's like, why would you
Speaker 4: not take off the sticker?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many red flags.
Speaker 2: Okay, So yes, we've gone on a long time, Brooke,
Speaker 2: You've heard a lot of the negative things about this guy.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you have enough to go off of, Yeah,
Speaker 2: to dump him, to cut him loose.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you can.
Speaker 2: Let's call him right now. I thought you said you
Speaker 2: were ready.
Speaker 1: Sure, but usually I just get a little bit of
Speaker 1: more time. Well, let's call him, you know, let's call him.
Speaker 1: I'm ready this bandit.
Speaker 2: Well, look, we're out of time. Your hesitation there. We
Speaker 2: were going to make that call, but I guess we
Speaker 2: have to go to break for a second, and then
Speaker 2: when we when we come back, we will dump this
Speaker 2: Stamford non graduate horse race, betting, rude to his mother
Speaker 2: but maybe justified all the terrible things, and make him
Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend when Brooke breaks you up. You ready
Speaker 2: for this, Ashley?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be sad.
Speaker 2: She sounds like she misses him already. She's nervous.
Speaker 1: No, this is gonna be one of those where you
Speaker 1: like change your mind at the end, Isn't it like,
Speaker 1: don't do that. We're going to do this. You need
Speaker 1: to admit to me. Are you listening? You need to
Speaker 1: commit to me that were breaking up with him?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, bring that same fire when
Speaker 2: you come back and give it to the guy with
Speaker 2: Brooke breaks you up. Right after this, we're in the
Speaker 2: middle of Brook breaks you up, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning, and we've got a laundry list of reasons
Speaker 2: why our listener, Ashley does not want to date this
Speaker 2: guy Brian anymore. So let me just run down the
Speaker 2: list real quick. Apparently he buys her discount flowers while
Speaker 2: leaving the discounted sticker.
Speaker 1: On I think it was her over the edge on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a really nasty part. He's short with
Speaker 2: his mother over the phone, bragged about going to Stamford
Speaker 2: when it turns out it was just a community college
Speaker 2: in Stamford, Connecticut, totally different place, and he didn't even graduate.
Speaker 2: And he loves to gamble and talk about gambling and
Speaker 2: always wants Ashley around to witness him gambling. So those
Speaker 2: were just a few of the ones that we had
Speaker 2: time to cover here. And with all these things, Ashley
Speaker 2: says she would have broken up with him already, but
Speaker 2: realized she really needs Brooks help because he's kind of
Speaker 2: a charming dude and she feels like she could be
Speaker 2: susceptible to getting reeled back in. Okay, so time to
Speaker 2: call in the battle axe herself. What Fox's Brook, have
Speaker 2: you thought about your strategy to dump this so called loser? Like,
Speaker 2: what do you think I have?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 1: And I think what we do is we convince him
Speaker 1: that he wants to dump you. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: think about it, this guy's super insecure, like he's bragging
Speaker 1: about an Ivy League school that he didn't go to.
Speaker 1: You know, he's like trying to show off winnings from gambling.
Speaker 1: Like that's yeah, come on, man, but it comes from
Speaker 1: a place of insecurity. So we'll build him up and
Speaker 1: show him that maybe he's better than you. Ashley.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm justity.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even need that. I don't even need that.
Speaker 2: What do you think about that strategy? Ashley?
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like, what kind of gaslighting? But
Speaker 4: that's okay.
Speaker 2: But it's gas lighting for a good reason, because at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, our goal is to have
Speaker 2: you broken up with this.
Speaker 1: It's better for him to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if Brook has to tear you down in
Speaker 2: order for that to work, it light.
Speaker 1: I think I just lift him up so high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to see this. Yeah, Ashley,
Speaker 2: are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Remember you promised Brook?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's build up Brian to tear him down. Brook
Speaker 2: is about to break you up.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I have one more question, I forget.
Speaker 1: Do you tell him why we're on the phone or
Speaker 1: am I just talking to him? We don't.
Speaker 2: This is just you, This is Brooke breaks you up.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but like you know what, there are
Speaker 1: other stuff. We're all here, so this isn't I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let him know that you visit.
Speaker 2: This is Brook smacks you down. So here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dob Brian right now. Ashley, just make sure
Speaker 2: you stay quiet in the background until Brooke does the deed.
Speaker 5: Here you go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, is this Brian?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is this?
Speaker 1: Oh well, Brian, you are a lucky man today. Uh
Speaker 1: this is Brooke. Yeah, this is uh well, you know,
Speaker 1: lifting them up. This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're a radio show and Morning. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have had quite a great time talking about you.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, one of my friends put you up to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: In a second.
Speaker 5: What did you say your name was?
Speaker 1: I'm Brooke again, I'm Brooke. Hi.
Speaker 5: What's your last name?
Speaker 1: It's Fox Brook Fox.
Speaker 5: Box all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not taking questions from you, Jose. Okay, so listen, Brian.
Speaker 1: Are you curious about what we've heard about you?
Speaker 5: I'm more curious what you look like. I'm looking you
Speaker 5: up right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, that felt weird.
Speaker 2: Just gonna let you know Brook from Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning if you need to search that.
Speaker 3: Brian, Well, nice, are you the Are you the one
Speaker 3: with glasses? He's like the kind of like little gnome one.
Speaker 2: This will be the little gnome of glasses.
Speaker 1: Call her a little pixie or something like, Wow, I've
Speaker 1: got the glasses, Brian.
Speaker 5: Now they're both. They're both cute. I just want to
Speaker 5: know which one you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brian, we are getting off topic. This is about you.
Speaker 1: It's not about me.
Speaker 2: Brook. She's blushing a little.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with this guy.
Speaker 2: I get what she needed.
Speaker 1: Help.
Speaker 5: Why do they get stuck on the radio. You should
Speaker 5: be on camera?
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, we do have some cameras.
Speaker 1: In here anyway talking about me?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, we don't want to ruin the chemistry that's
Speaker 2: happening on going.
Speaker 1: There's no chemistry. I am a married woman, Brian. This
Speaker 1: is not about me. We have heard that you're very charming.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and we heard that you're pretty fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with.
Speaker 5: You should try it sometimes.
Speaker 1: Right, I am not calling to hang out with you.
Speaker 1: Can you're the chemistry I know, but that is not
Speaker 1: good that you're even saying this because I also you one.
Speaker 5: Night in Vegas, We're gonna have a time of our lives.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is rude, rude and not appropriate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she needs a check her schedule first.
Speaker 1: Hold on, no, no, no, no, this is not happening.
Speaker 2: But it is fun. Okay, so well it's not going
Speaker 2: well at all.
Speaker 6: Letting Brook at any track, Brian, Brian, have you ever
Speaker 6: heard of a relationship where maybe you're really into that
Speaker 6: person and you're giving them lots of attention and you're
Speaker 6: making them feel really good, but then they're.
Speaker 1: Not really appreciating it very much of what.
Speaker 2: Brook's doing to you right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they just are kind of like taking it,
Speaker 1: taking it, taking and not giving.
Speaker 5: Should I be honest with you, Brook, Fox, I was
Speaker 5: not listening to anything, he said.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's just keeps getting lower. It's workings.
Speaker 1: Listen, Brian, you can't talk to other women like this
Speaker 1: because right now you're in a relationship. And we know
Speaker 1: that because we actually talk to the woman you're dating.
Speaker 2: Because I know she's been complimented like this in years,
Speaker 2: faring her face right now, look at the cameras.
Speaker 5: Actually, Okay, wait, are you a friend of Ashley?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm calling to tell you it's not going
Speaker 1: to work out with you and Ashley. Yes, so you
Speaker 1: are you okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean you want to offer a shoulder to
Speaker 5: cry on?
Speaker 2: Are you taking this seriously? Listen to what you're saying, Brian.
Speaker 1: I am calling because Ashley asked me to call. We
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called Brooke breaks you
Speaker 1: Up when somebody needs help, because you are a very
Speaker 1: persuasive man, as you know, Thank you, and so she
Speaker 1: wanted to set a hard boundary that it's probably not
Speaker 1: it's not probably, it's definitely not a good idea that
Speaker 1: you guys see each other any longer. So are you
Speaker 1: hearing me?
Speaker 5: Yeah? No, that's that's tough, that's not I know.
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. The thing
Speaker 1: I feel like you should take from this is that
Speaker 1: we also heard that you're not very nice to your mom,
Speaker 1: just like for his mom's sake. I mean, you may
Speaker 1: not realize it because I'm sure you love your mother.
Speaker 2: So okay, no, no, no, this is this is Brook
Speaker 2: breaks you up, not Brook repairs your familiar p therapy.
Speaker 1: That maybe you're a little short with her when you
Speaker 1: talk to her and it could hurt her feelings. Just
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 3: I love my mom and I know she's gonna love you,
Speaker 3: So why don't we set something up?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's the end. Can we just bring Ashley in?
Speaker 2: We probably, yeah, we probably need to tell you this, Brian.
Speaker 2: But Ashley, your girlfriend now ex girlfriend, has been on
Speaker 2: the line during this entire time listening.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 5: Oh you're on right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she heard all that.
Speaker 4: That was really nice. Uh yeah, you're you're quite the
Speaker 4: charmer over there.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe we talk about that off line.
Speaker 4: No, you don't seem sad at all. You don't seem
Speaker 4: unhappy at all. I'm just really happy that I made
Speaker 4: this decision.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I love making you happy.
Speaker 2: That's pretty smooth.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's ridiculous. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
Speaker 5: And sorry, Brooke is married.
Speaker 4: So we were alone.
Speaker 2: The nonnome looking one.
Speaker 5: Ridiculous. I can't even believe this.
Speaker 4: But I'm really really, like I said, really really happy
Speaker 4: that I did this. I was nervous and I was like,
Speaker 4: am I gonna be regretful?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, actually, remember remember you're the one breaking up.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be upset.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's Brook breaks you up. So Brooke is
Speaker 2: the one who comes out on top today.
Speaker 1: So every everybody's leaving this situation happier, happy, and where
Speaker 1: they should be.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what everybody wants is a happy ending from
Speaker 2: this second.
Speaker 3: So that yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: just I just sort of we don't have to hang
Speaker 3: up though, right, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes we have to hang up. We're never going to
Speaker 1: talk again.
Speaker 5: All right, you can hang up, but I've still got
Speaker 5: this picture on my phone, so.
Speaker 1: That let's not do that. Come here, handle so I
Speaker 1: can block you.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, texting to seventy five nine,
Speaker 2: who says, Brook, you and Brian actually sounded like a
Speaker 2: good match. He had you smiling.
Speaker 1: So uncomfortable for me.
Speaker 2: I never blush like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like attention like that.
Speaker 1: It just makes me uncomfi.
Speaker 2: The video we did it's all on video, and Brooke
Speaker 2: is I don't know what emotions she's feeling, but.
Speaker 1: I hate it now, even when you're just saying don't
Speaker 1: look at me.
Speaker 2: Another text came in that says, which one is the gnome?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the pictures and I can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: The three of you.
Speaker 2: Edit it?
Speaker 6: Can he edit me into a home thing?
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, it was successful
Speaker 2: edition of Brooke Breaks You Up. Ashley and Brian are
Speaker 2: no more.
Speaker 1: Well for the best for now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might be doing this all over again.
Speaker 6: I've never heard a guy so casually invite someone out
Speaker 6: to Vegas with him while bating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Ashley is probably not the only girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He's cheated on her so many times. At sound almost impressed. Well,
Speaker 2: Brian's got options. It sounds like gnomes fly free on
Speaker 2: h I do, and you can apply free on our website.
Speaker 2: Or if you ever need help with your personal life,
Speaker 2: if you want Brooke to break you will, don't ask me,
Speaker 2: or just with an awkward situation, email the show and
Speaker 2: we can try to help you out. Go find our
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Speaker 2: the morning.