WEBVTT - Brooke Breaks You Up: Drop the Stanford Dropout

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we've got a new episode for you today. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Brock and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh God, our favorite

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<v Speaker 1>segment and Brooks least favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, love it breaks you.

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<v Speaker 1>Up when I help someone break up. And here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever been as uncomfortable as I

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<v Speaker 1>was today on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>It was weird. I like I I listen, Yeah, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And Brooke doesn't want you to.

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<v Speaker 1>Will And we'll have a video coming up soon as well.

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<v Speaker 1>How read her face gat Yeah on our YouTube page.

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<v Speaker 1>So follow us on YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna skip comments to get right to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like ripping a fan. I can't handle it right now,

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<v Speaker 1>play the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Only. Special segments on this show get the jeff Debo

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<v Speaker 2>Gold Seal of Approval, and this one definitely gets my

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<v Speaker 2>gold Star are because it's a fan favorite. Brook breaks

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<v Speaker 2>you up. Everybody loves it, nobody more than Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah except for the people I'm dumping.

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<v Speaker 2>Who should be dumping today, a selfish billionaire CEO, a

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<v Speaker 2>paraplegic with a wandering eyes, or somewhere in between, whoever

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<v Speaker 2>it is. Brook is ready to cut him loose in

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<v Speaker 2>the special, delicate yet brutally heartless way that only she

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<v Speaker 2>can do. It's coming up right after this. As a show,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to be there for our listeners during life's

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<v Speaker 2>toughest moments, Dilk and Jeffrey in the morning, when you

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<v Speaker 2>lose your job, when your favorite taco stand gets shut

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<v Speaker 2>down for multiple health code violations, Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it's so good. And of course, when you

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<v Speaker 2>need to blindside your significant other by dumping those which

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<v Speaker 2>is why we created this segment called Brooke Breaks you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, it's not mentally there today to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the uplifting thing that you need, because

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<v Speaker 2>nothing brings Brook joy like shocking people by cutting them

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<v Speaker 2>loose with no warning. Whether it's the child workers at

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<v Speaker 2>one of her offshore factories or bad boyfriends who aren't

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<v Speaker 2>pulling their weight. Which one is it gonna be today?

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke can't wait for either one.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff knows me so well.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk to our listener, Ashley, who's requested Brook services today. Ashley,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, Hi, Ashley. It's just always like, why can't

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<v Speaker 1>you do this on your own? Ashley, Like, why do

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<v Speaker 1>you need me to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question, Ashley. Tell us about the guy

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<v Speaker 2>that you've been dating for a while, and what brought

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<v Speaker 2>you to this decision today. What's his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Brian?

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't been dating that long.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that makes this easier, I'll tell you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's not that long? Four years?

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<v Speaker 4>No, just like I a four months.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, at the end of the world. So we

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<v Speaker 5>met at a party.

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<v Speaker 4>It was my friend's party, and I wasn't like really

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<v Speaker 4>that interested, and he just kind of like kept pursuing me,

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<v Speaker 4>like I would run into him, like at the gym,

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<v Speaker 4>and he thought with some of my friends at one time,

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<v Speaker 4>and like we exchanged numbers and he was texting me,

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<v Speaker 4>and I really like loved the attention he gave me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there's there's some honesty right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't that he like won you over with his charm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that he just didn't give up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, he didn't give up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but he was charming.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's very charming as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But not charming enough to give in right away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm with you. It is really interesting. If he

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<v Speaker 1>was so charismatic, why didn't you like him in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 4>I just like, I haven't been single for that long though,

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<v Speaker 4>so I didn't want to have it be a rebound.

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<v Speaker 1>I so you weren't ready for relationship and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>you were Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to just be smart and go slow,

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<v Speaker 4>and I had a bad breakup before, and it was

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<v Speaker 4>just yeah, I just didn't want to like jump right

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<v Speaker 4>back in.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm glad I didn't have to do the bad breakup, yeah, said.

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<v Speaker 2>So eventually you did give in and said yes to

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<v Speaker 2>going out with him. What was the relationship like?

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, yeah, I was like, okay, this is great.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it was kind of a weird date. We

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<v Speaker 4>went to the horse chalk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>The horse chuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a track.

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<v Speaker 2>Horse chock?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>He was betting on horses and he like did this

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<v Speaker 4>research on these horses and was like trying to impress

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<v Speaker 4>me and like look at the money I won.

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<v Speaker 1>And did that work for you? Obviously?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, he was more interested in the actual race horses.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't understand if you didn't have a great

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<v Speaker 1>time on your first date, then you continued to date

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<v Speaker 1>him for three to four months. Is that what we're hearing?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just got to know different things about him

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<v Speaker 4>as we start and dating more, Like the whole horse track.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know that he likes to gamble a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally fine, Yeah, as long as it's a healthy amount exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>But he brags a lot, Like he apparently went to

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<v Speaker 4>Stanford and he brags about it, but he didn't actually graduate,

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<v Speaker 4>but he went still.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting accepted to Stanford. That's like.

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<v Speaker 4>He went to Stanford, Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>He went to a community college in Stanford, Connecticut. He

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<v Speaker 4>didn't go to the Camford.

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<v Speaker 2>Omford with an M with an.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're saying, is Stanford? You thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was the Ivy League college and it turned out that

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<v Speaker 1>a college, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 4>The way he presented it to me was an Ivy

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<v Speaker 4>League school.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you stay with him for four months, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>sound into.

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<v Speaker 1>Him at all. Memory yet, Like I guess we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>right to the point of why.

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<v Speaker 5>But about him, he did give.

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<v Speaker 4>Me lots of it tension, and I love that. But

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<v Speaker 4>then I realized another thing. I would hear him on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone with his mom and he was really short

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<v Speaker 4>with her and just kind of rude. And that's a sign.

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<v Speaker 4>If a guy is rude to his mom, they're going

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<v Speaker 4>to be rude to you eventually.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well sometimes sometimes moms started with their son and

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<v Speaker 2>you just can't you can't read into that one too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, it's agree it's not a good look, but

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<v Speaker 2>there could be a reason behind it. Then he got me.

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<v Speaker 4>He got me flowers like I was going to break

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<v Speaker 4>up with him, and I think he could tell, and

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<v Speaker 4>so he got me flowers from the discount rapped. Now

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<v Speaker 4>they're like four days old and they have a little

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<v Speaker 4>discount setting on him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like the day old pastries.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, okay, And.

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<v Speaker 4>I totally don't mind. But it's like, why would you

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<v Speaker 4>not take off the sticker?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's so many red flags.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So yes, we've gone on a long time, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 2>You've heard a lot of the negative things about this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like you have enough to go off of, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to dump him, to cut him loose.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's call him right now. I thought you said you

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<v Speaker 2>were ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, but usually I just get a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>more time. Well, let's call him, you know, let's call him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready this bandit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, we're out of time. Your hesitation there. We

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<v Speaker 2>were going to make that call, but I guess we

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<v Speaker 2>have to go to break for a second, and then

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<v Speaker 2>when we when we come back, we will dump this

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<v Speaker 2>Stamford non graduate horse race, betting, rude to his mother

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<v Speaker 2>but maybe justified all the terrible things, and make him

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<v Speaker 2>your ex boyfriend when Brooke breaks you up. You ready

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<v Speaker 2>for this, Ashley?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't be sad.

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<v Speaker 2>She sounds like she misses him already. She's nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is gonna be one of those where you

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<v Speaker 1>like change your mind at the end, Isn't it like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. We're going to do this. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to admit to me. Are you listening? You need to

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<v Speaker 1>commit to me that were breaking up with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, all right, bring that same fire when

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<v Speaker 2>you come back and give it to the guy with

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke breaks you up. Right after this, we're in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of Brook breaks you up, Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, and we've got a laundry list of reasons

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<v Speaker 2>why our listener, Ashley does not want to date this

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<v Speaker 2>guy Brian anymore. So let me just run down the

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<v Speaker 2>list real quick. Apparently he buys her discount flowers while

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<v Speaker 2>leaving the discounted sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>On I think it was her over the edge on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a really nasty part. He's short with

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<v Speaker 2>his mother over the phone, bragged about going to Stamford

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<v Speaker 2>when it turns out it was just a community college

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<v Speaker 2>in Stamford, Connecticut, totally different place, and he didn't even graduate.

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<v Speaker 2>And he loves to gamble and talk about gambling and

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<v Speaker 2>always wants Ashley around to witness him gambling. So those

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<v Speaker 2>were just a few of the ones that we had

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<v Speaker 2>time to cover here. And with all these things, Ashley

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<v Speaker 2>says she would have broken up with him already, but

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<v Speaker 2>realized she really needs Brooks help because he's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a charming dude and she feels like she could be

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<v Speaker 2>susceptible to getting reeled back in. Okay, so time to

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<v Speaker 2>call in the battle axe herself. What Fox's Brook, have

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<v Speaker 2>you thought about your strategy to dump this so called loser? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think I have?

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<v Speaker 4>I have?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think what we do is we convince him

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<v Speaker 1>that he wants to dump you. I mean, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, this guy's super insecure, like he's bragging

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<v Speaker 1>about an Ivy League school that he didn't go to.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's like trying to show off winnings from gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's yeah, come on, man, but it comes from

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<v Speaker 1>a place of insecurity. So we'll build him up and

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<v Speaker 1>show him that maybe he's better than you. Ashley.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I'm justity.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't even need that. I don't even need that.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that strategy? Ashley?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I feel like, what kind of gaslighting? But

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<v Speaker 4>that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's gas lighting for a good reason, because at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the day, our goal is to have

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<v Speaker 2>you broken up with this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better for him to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, even if Brook has to tear you down in

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<v Speaker 2>order for that to work, it light.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I just lift him up so high.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to see this. Yeah, Ashley,

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Remember you promised Brook?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Let's build up Brian to tear him down. Brook

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<v Speaker 2>is about to break you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. I have one more question, I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you tell him why we're on the phone or

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<v Speaker 1>am I just talking to him? We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just you, This is Brooke breaks you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know, but like you know what, there are

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff. We're all here, so this isn't I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let him know that you visit.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Brook smacks you down. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna dob Brian right now. Ashley, just make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you stay quiet in the background until Brooke does the deed.

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<v Speaker 5>Here you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, is this Brian?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, Brian, you are a lucky man today. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>this is Brooke. Yeah, this is uh well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>lifting them up. This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. We're a radio show and Morning. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have had quite a great time talking about you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, one of my friends put you up to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we'll get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>In a second.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you say your name was?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Brooke again, I'm Brooke. Hi.

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<v Speaker 5>What's your last name?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Fox Brook Fox.

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<v Speaker 5>Box all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not taking questions from you, Jose. Okay, so listen, Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you curious about what we've heard about you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm more curious what you look like. I'm looking you

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<v Speaker 5>up right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that felt weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Just gonna let you know Brook from Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning if you need to search that.

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<v Speaker 3>Brian, Well, nice, are you the Are you the one

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<v Speaker 3>with glasses? He's like the kind of like little gnome one.

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<v Speaker 2>This will be the little gnome of glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Call her a little pixie or something like, Wow, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got the glasses, Brian.

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<v Speaker 5>Now they're both. They're both cute. I just want to

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<v Speaker 5>know which one you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Brian, we are getting off topic. This is about you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook. She's blushing a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I get what she needed.

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<v Speaker 1>Help.

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<v Speaker 5>Why do they get stuck on the radio. You should

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<v Speaker 5>be on camera?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wow, we do have some cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>In here anyway talking about me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, we don't want to ruin the chemistry that's

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<v Speaker 2>happening on going.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no chemistry. I am a married woman, Brian. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not about me. We have heard that you're very charming.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and we heard that you're pretty fun to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with.

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<v Speaker 5>You should try it sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I am not calling to hang out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you're the chemistry I know, but that is not

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<v Speaker 1>good that you're even saying this because I also you one.

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<v Speaker 5>Night in Vegas, We're gonna have a time of our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is rude, rude and not appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she needs a check her schedule first.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, no, no, no, no, this is not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is fun. Okay, so well it's not going

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<v Speaker 2>well at all.

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<v Speaker 6>Letting Brook at any track, Brian, Brian, have you ever

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<v Speaker 6>heard of a relationship where maybe you're really into that

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<v Speaker 6>person and you're giving them lots of attention and you're

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<v Speaker 6>making them feel really good, but then they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really appreciating it very much of what.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook's doing to you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like they just are kind of like taking it,

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<v Speaker 1>taking it, taking and not giving.

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<v Speaker 5>Should I be honest with you, Brook, Fox, I was

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<v Speaker 5>not listening to anything, he said.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's just keeps getting lower. It's workings.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, Brian, you can't talk to other women like this

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<v Speaker 1>because right now you're in a relationship. And we know

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<v Speaker 1>that because we actually talk to the woman you're dating.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know she's been complimented like this in years,

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<v Speaker 2>faring her face right now, look at the cameras.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, Okay, wait, are you a friend of Ashley?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I'm calling to tell you it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to work out with you and Ashley. Yes, so you

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean you want to offer a shoulder to

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<v Speaker 5>cry on?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you taking this seriously? Listen to what you're saying, Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>I am calling because Ashley asked me to call. We

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<v Speaker 1>do a segment on our show called Brooke breaks you

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<v Speaker 1>Up when somebody needs help, because you are a very

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<v Speaker 1>persuasive man, as you know, Thank you, and so she

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to set a hard boundary that it's probably not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not probably, it's definitely not a good idea that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys see each other any longer. So are you

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<v Speaker 1>hearing me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? No, that's that's tough, that's not I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. The thing

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you should take from this is that

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<v Speaker 1>we also heard that you're not very nice to your mom,

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<v Speaker 1>just like for his mom's sake. I mean, you may

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<v Speaker 1>not realize it because I'm sure you love your mother.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, no, no, no, this is this is Brook

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<v Speaker 2>breaks you up, not Brook repairs your familiar p therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>That maybe you're a little short with her when you

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her and it could hurt her feelings. Just

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<v Speaker 1>think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I love my mom and I know she's gonna love you,

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<v Speaker 3>So why don't we set something up?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, that's the end. Can we just bring Ashley in?

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<v Speaker 2>We probably, yeah, we probably need to tell you this, Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>But Ashley, your girlfriend now ex girlfriend, has been on

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<v Speaker 2>the line during this entire time listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you're on right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so she heard all that.

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<v Speaker 4>That was really nice. Uh yeah, you're you're quite the

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<v Speaker 4>charmer over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, maybe we talk about that off line.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you don't seem sad at all. You don't seem

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<v Speaker 4>unhappy at all. I'm just really happy that I made

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<v Speaker 4>this decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I love making you happy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty smooth.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, that's ridiculous. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

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<v Speaker 5>And sorry, Brooke is married.

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<v Speaker 4>So we were alone.

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<v Speaker 2>The nonnome looking one.

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<v Speaker 5>Ridiculous. I can't even believe this.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm really really, like I said, really really happy

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<v Speaker 4>that I did this. I was nervous and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>am I gonna be regretful?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? No, actually, remember remember you're the one breaking up.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to be upset.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's Brook breaks you up. So Brooke is

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<v Speaker 2>the one who comes out on top today.

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<v Speaker 1>So every everybody's leaving this situation happier, happy, and where

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<v Speaker 1>they should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what everybody wants is a happy ending from

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<v Speaker 2>this second.

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<v Speaker 3>So that yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>just I just sort of we don't have to hang

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<v Speaker 3>up though, right, like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we have to hang up. We're never going to

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<v Speaker 1>talk again.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, you can hang up, but I've still got

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<v Speaker 5>this picture on my phone, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That let's not do that. Come here, handle so I

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<v Speaker 1>can block you.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, texting to seventy five nine,

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<v Speaker 2>who says, Brook, you and Brian actually sounded like a

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<v Speaker 2>good match. He had you smiling.

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<v Speaker 1>So uncomfortable for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I never blush like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that. I don't like attention like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It just makes me uncomfi.

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<v Speaker 2>The video we did it's all on video, and Brooke

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<v Speaker 2>is I don't know what emotions she's feeling, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it now, even when you're just saying don't

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<v Speaker 1>look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Another text came in that says, which one is the gnome?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at the pictures and I can't figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>The three of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Edit it?

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<v Speaker 6>Can he edit me into a home thing?

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<v Speaker 2>But at the end of the day, it was successful

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<v Speaker 2>edition of Brooke Breaks You Up. Ashley and Brian are

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<v Speaker 2>no more.

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<v Speaker 1>Well for the best for now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we might be doing this all over again.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never heard a guy so casually invite someone out

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<v Speaker 6>to Vegas with him while bating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm pretty sure Ashley is probably not the only girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>He's cheated on her so many times. At sound almost impressed. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian's got options. It sounds like gnomes fly free on

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<v Speaker 2>h I do, and you can apply free on our website.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if you ever need help with your personal life,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want Brooke to break you will, don't ask me,

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<v Speaker 2>or just with an awkward situation, email the show and

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<v Speaker 2>we can try to help you out. Go find our

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<v Speaker 2>podcast wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning.