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Speaker 1: We're just days away from counting down the top ten

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Speaker 1: phone taps of the year.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's happening.

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Speaker 1: It starts on Monday.

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Speaker 3: I know that like most normal people mark like the

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Speaker 3: end of the year by maybe different traditions, this is

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Speaker 3: my mark at the end of the year. Ye. This

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Speaker 3: honestly makes it feel like Wow.

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Speaker 1: I know we're actually doing something nice for people. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we've got a lot of fans texting in their favorites

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Speaker 1: of the year. We couldn't fit them all into our

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Speaker 1: big countdown. That's why today we're giving you a special

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Speaker 1: bonus honorable mention phone tap where we call a woman

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Speaker 1: who regularly visits her grandpa at the local retirement center,

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Speaker 1: but recently it's been caught up in a strange scandal,

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Speaker 1: a scandal that we totally made up. For this, it's

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Speaker 1: your honorable mentioned phone tap. Right now, it's another.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.

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Speaker 4: This is Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the

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Speaker 3: assistants here at the senior facility where your grandpa resides.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is everything okay?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, he's fine, no issues with his health.

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Speaker 3: Actually good it's quite the opposite.

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Speaker 2: He's more active than ever.

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Speaker 4: That's good, right, Well, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know if you're understanding what I'm saying here. He's

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Speaker 3: more active than ever.

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Speaker 4: He's like going outside and like walking around too much, or.

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Speaker 2: We really hope he's not taking it outside yet.

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Speaker 3: No, this is definitely we'll say a bedroom activity.

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to let you know. I'm speaking

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Speaker 3: for everyone in the nursing unit and we would just

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Speaker 3: appreciate it so much if you could stop what you're

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Speaker 3: doing because it's not.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 2: Look, you can drop the act.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'll be more direct then. Okay, I need you to

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Speaker 2: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.

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Speaker 4: You gotta be joking, right, that's not really happening. I'm

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Speaker 4: not sure there's no blue pills.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.

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Speaker 4: Well, just to let you know, I had no idea

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Speaker 4: that this was going on. I'm a little shocked to

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Speaker 4: myself and I have nothing to do with this. I

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Speaker 4: don't know why you think I brought him the pills.

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Speaker 3: Because somebody is providing him with it, and you're the

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Speaker 3: only person who visits him on a regular basis.

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Speaker 4: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,

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Speaker 4: are you walking in or how do you know?

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Speaker 2: I wish it was more private.

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Speaker 3: He was aligned for dinner the other night, and let's

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Speaker 3: just say he had to take a couple of steps

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Speaker 3: back from the resident in front of him.

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Speaker 4: Oh come on, now, that is that's not true.

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Speaker 2: It is true. I unfortunately witnessed it.

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Speaker 4: I am not sure what you want me to do

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Speaker 4: about this, because.

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Speaker 2: It's not a problem for everyone.

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Speaker 3: His group of guy friends gave him the nickname hammerhead

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Speaker 3: ned what he seems to.

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Speaker 4: Like that, like, this is too much information for me?

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Speaker 2: That is well, I will say. Even some of the

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Speaker 2: ladies don't mind.

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Speaker 3: Oh my good your Agnes Broker hit plane shuffle board.

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Speaker 2: But when the dog looked at her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stop, I do not want to hear that.

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Speaker 4: It is my grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either. That was

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Speaker 2: a hard call for me to make.

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Speaker 4: I don't say anymore I have heard.

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Speaker 2: I'm not well.

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Speaker 3: I do think you do need to know this because

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Speaker 3: your grandpa's.

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Speaker 2: Been inquiring about starting an only fans account.

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Speaker 4: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he

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Speaker 4: even know what OnlyFans is like? He is old?

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Speaker 3: Well with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much

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Speaker 3: more tech savvy. I mean we had one go viral

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Speaker 3: on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: They figured out, Oh, I don't know. There's no way

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Speaker 4: he doesn't know how to use TikTok or only fans.

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Speaker 4: He can't even use facebooky as trouble texting.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because

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Speaker 3: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors

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Speaker 3: who don't even live here.

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Speaker 2: They just want to meet and greet with good old Ned.

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Speaker 4: Ned is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.

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Speaker 3: Again, We've tried, so we really need you to do something.

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Speaker 4: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you know the show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning. They're on the radio.

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Speaker 4: What does dad have to do with anything?

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Speaker 3: Well, you should tell them about it so they can

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Speaker 3: print call his granddaughter. Oh wait, that's you. What this

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Speaker 3: is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: It's all a joke.

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Speaker 4: You even know my grandpa was there. I can't bullet you.

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Speaker 2: Our sister Dana set you up.

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Speaker 3: She says you two are planning to visit Grandpa this

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Speaker 3: weekend and she wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Ye well, I'm totally freaked out, and

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Speaker 4: you put an image in my head that I never

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Speaker 4: ever want to see again.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you can't deny hammer head ned. He's a real

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Speaker 2: ladies man around. No, don't call him that ever.

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Speaker 4: Godness so gross.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he wants here to be on only fans

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Speaker 3: with him though, you know he needs some younger bodies

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Speaker 3: to spice things up.

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Speaker 4: That's going into some areas that I don't even want

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Speaker 4: to think about.

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Speaker 3: The week up, every morning was Foo Tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 3: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning