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Speaker 2: a second date.
Speaker 3: Yes, second date updates. You know, the picture you see
Speaker 3: on someone's dating profile compared to what they look like
Speaker 3: in real life can be vastly different. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 3: just look at jose in his passport photo, which hasn't
Speaker 3: been updated in twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: Wow, doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: Still, he still has his baby teeth in his passport. No,
Speaker 3: I was like in my early twenty but.
Speaker 2: They make you take a picture and send it in
Speaker 2: every time you're Okay, I'm not going to go down
Speaker 2: this road again.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The point is the photo compared to real life can
Speaker 3: be very, very shocking and different, and really that first
Speaker 3: moment when you finally see your date in person can
Speaker 3: be huge.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Apparently that was the case for one of our listeners, Kendrick,
Speaker 3: who needs our help today. Kendrick, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: I'm going guys, Okay, your date was a good surprise
Speaker 2: or you were the bad surprise.
Speaker 3: We want to tell us about this woman that you met.
Speaker 3: Where you met her.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a good surprise when we matched online. Okay.
Speaker 3: And what's her name?
Speaker 5: Danielle?
Speaker 1: Danielle.
Speaker 2: Okay, So before we find out what she looks like,
Speaker 2: what did her dating profile look like?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous. Ye had all the
Speaker 5: right writing, the right pictures, all that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm dead.
Speaker 5: No way she was going to look like this in
Speaker 5: real life.
Speaker 2: Right, you're even doubting it before you met her, right, Okay?
Speaker 3: Set the expectationation's love for the in person meetup.
Speaker 5: And this is kind of.
Speaker 3: Funny because there's two things. They either look really good
Speaker 3: in their profile. There's no way they look at that
Speaker 3: in real life, or some people look way better in person,
Speaker 3: Like you see their profile and they're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: like you look better.
Speaker 5: In natural lighting.
Speaker 3: I know that is what it's like hanging out with me.
Speaker 3: So tell us what did you do for your date? Kendrick?
Speaker 3: Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 5: So we chose the meet up and we went to
Speaker 5: one of those big malls that you know has a
Speaker 5: restaurants shopping mall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's very old school, right, So.
Speaker 5: We were going to walk around and then eventually grab
Speaker 5: a bike.
Speaker 2: Well, you were there, but I want to know about
Speaker 2: the moment when you saw for the first time in
Speaker 2: real life, because that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Right, Like you were you were shocked? Why were you shot?
Speaker 3: Run us through that?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah yeah I got there first. So she
Speaker 5: walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right,
Speaker 5: and oh my god, I was like, bam. She looked
Speaker 5: like she just stepped out of a TV commercial. Ah TV.
Speaker 5: Her hair's just flowing.
Speaker 3: She off side effects from yes.
Speaker 1: She gives you two lawyers.
Speaker 3: What do you mean like a TV commercial?
Speaker 5: Well, you're not like a model, but I mean like
Speaker 5: she looks like somebody who could be like running on
Speaker 5: the beach, you know, in slow motion promoting yogurt.
Speaker 4: A model.
Speaker 5: That's literally she just had a TV commercial globe.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, okay, okay, So you were surprised she looks
Speaker 2: than her photos.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: So it was a good first meeting then, But how
Speaker 3: did the rest of the day at the mall go?
Speaker 5: So we're walking around the mall. I had a big
Speaker 5: smile on my face because I knew people were looking
Speaker 5: at us thinking, how did that guy get her? Oh?
Speaker 1: And you like that?
Speaker 5: Oh? I love it. I'll try not to stare at
Speaker 5: her a lot. I was making a lot of jokes too.
Speaker 3: Wait, sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes.
Speaker 5: Yes, Like we went to one of those places that
Speaker 5: sells hats and I said to her, you know, like
Speaker 5: hats have headlights in them.
Speaker 1: That's not a joke, my friend, that is a serious
Speaker 1: spear unlocked.
Speaker 3: What is the joke?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't really think it's ninety percent. I just
Speaker 5: made that up because it sounds funny.
Speaker 3: The jokes is twenty one.
Speaker 1: Did she laugh or was she happening? Yeah, she disgusted,
Speaker 1: I stand.
Speaker 5: She probably didn't she laughed. It was more of an
Speaker 5: uncomfortable laugh, but she laughed a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, she always knew you were trying to joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she slowly put the hat back.
Speaker 3: Okay, so, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her just
Speaker 3: TV commercial ladies headline.
Speaker 1: You gotta call her yogurt girl.
Speaker 3: You're right, I'm calling her. You'll play princess. What what
Speaker 3: did you? And you play princess?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 3: From there?
Speaker 5: So finally showed up at the seafood. They but we
Speaker 5: had to put our names in because there was a
Speaker 5: lot of people there. So there's a little bit of
Speaker 5: a wait. Okay, good way for it. I was a gentleman.
Speaker 5: I pulled her chair out, I gave her compliments, good nice.
Speaker 5: I walked her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss.
Speaker 3: Oh you got a kiss?
Speaker 5: Got a kiss? You know, major is just a small
Speaker 5: little kiss. Okay. But the next day I get a
Speaker 5: weird text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I
Speaker 5: don't date low lives Cia.
Speaker 1: Oh what did it say?
Speaker 2: After lives?
Speaker 4: Her name?
Speaker 3: She said Celia Sea Like bye, oh God, But I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 5: What she's talking about. I tried to call her, but
Speaker 5: she sends me straight to voicemail every time. So I'm
Speaker 5: turning to you guys, trying to figure out where I
Speaker 5: went from.
Speaker 1: If she has headline and.
Speaker 5: I didn't see any headlights when I got to kiss,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know that's how you check.
Speaker 3: What a weird thing to say. I can't believe you,
Speaker 3: Like I don't date low lives. What could you have done?
Speaker 3: She has a piece of information.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: If she found something, Okay, saw something.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing you have to know before where
Speaker 2: we call her. It's not gonna be good if she's
Speaker 2: calling you a lola.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's so I need to know what it is,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like, maybe it's something she misunderstood.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not liking the tone of you'll
Speaker 3: play Princess right now, so we're gonna find out she
Speaker 3: sounds more like googurt Goddess's.
Speaker 5: Animal.
Speaker 3: Oh, we'll figure out what's wrong with this yogurt girl
Speaker 3: when we call her and get you your second date update.
Speaker 5: Right after this.
Speaker 3: Second date update, you'll play Princess dancing around the beach
Speaker 3: with her crown and television cameras following her all around.
Speaker 3: That wasn't the date. That's just what played in the
Speaker 3: head of our listener Kendrick when he saw Danielle for
Speaker 3: the very first time.
Speaker 1: She was TV commercial pretty.
Speaker 3: That's right, and they walk the mall together, almost got
Speaker 3: head lies trying on hats.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just a joke he made.
Speaker 3: It was funny, and they ended up at a seafood buffet,
Speaker 3: had a really really nice time. It all sounds great,
Speaker 3: But since then, the only communication he's got was a
Speaker 3: very troubling text from Danielle. What did her text say, again, Kendrick.
Speaker 5: I don't low like you so Fia, I also like
Speaker 5: the sea.
Speaker 3: It sounds bad, but I've sent worse text to my
Speaker 3: mother before. She still want me, so there's a chance
Speaker 3: there's a good shot at redemption.
Speaker 1: Okay, did we hear did you respond to her?
Speaker 5: No? I just try to call her, but sheemail immediately.
Speaker 2: You didn't like it or anything?
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, let us do the dirty work for you.
Speaker 3: I feel you, man, So now we're going to try again,
Speaker 3: see if she picks up. I'm going to dial her
Speaker 3: number right now here we go, all right, hulluh, why'd
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's not going to want to
Speaker 1: talk to us.
Speaker 3: Is that text maybe the sigh? Hey is this Danielle?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 3: Yes, the whole radio show is on the phone right now,
Speaker 3: eager to talk to you. We're called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous to tack to you, to be honest.
Speaker 4: Why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 3: Good question. We do this segment called a second date Update.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's
Speaker 3: where we help out our listeners who went out on
Speaker 3: a date with somebody and they're not getting a second one,
Speaker 3: to try and figure out why something went wrong, if
Speaker 3: there was a mistake that happened. We figured there must
Speaker 3: be some sort of thing that went wrong based on
Speaker 3: the text message that you sent to our friend Kendrick
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, it was not hard to decipher. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: I will tell you this. I don't want anything to
Speaker 4: do with him, so I don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that that's clear. I think he's just totally
Speaker 1: confused as to why.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, I don't like people who go through my
Speaker 4: personal things and make.
Speaker 3: Me feel uncomfortable and personal, say yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: what exactly you mean by that.
Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened.
Speaker 4: But he was in my business, like literally in my bag,
Speaker 4: my wallet business?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: How did he go through your Yeah, your purse, your wallet?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I had to use the restaurant, So I asked him,
Speaker 4: if you hold my stuff from me?
Speaker 3: Were you seated already at this point or is this
Speaker 3: while you were waiting? Said there was a long wait.
Speaker 4: Well we were waiting. I had went to the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh while you were awaiting, you were like, not in
Speaker 2: the rest I mean maybe lobby or something gotcha.
Speaker 4: Okay, So my purse was only out of my possession
Speaker 4: for a moment, but I think that's what. He one
Speaker 4: of my bags and snatched my stuff.
Speaker 2: What's STUFFA Now you're accusing him of stealing something from your.
Speaker 4: Bag, Well, it surely isn't there anymore, and it sounds minute,
Speaker 4: but for me, it's the principal.
Speaker 5: What did he take my Joba juice car gift cards?
Speaker 1: What was it loose or was it in your wallet?
Speaker 4: It was in my wallet, right on the front of
Speaker 4: my wallet. Even go on my.
Speaker 3: Walle did you did you see him go through your
Speaker 3: person take your card? Or are you just assuming that
Speaker 3: because you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I don't have to because how it's not going to
Speaker 4: jump out of my wallet?
Speaker 3: I don't know. All the time, I swear things can
Speaker 3: jump out of it.
Speaker 2: It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen,
Speaker 2: Like if he was going to steal from you, it'd
Speaker 2: be like, I don't know what credit card something?
Speaker 1: And why would he call us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know that she knows okay, and you don't
Speaker 3: know that he knows that. He's been listening on the
Speaker 3: other line of this phone call the entire time, waiting
Speaker 3: to talk to you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hey, why are you saying all this
Speaker 5: stuff about me? I can't even defend myself.
Speaker 1: That's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, he's been on the other line listening.
Speaker 2: If that wasn't clear, which I mean, you need to
Speaker 2: tell him.
Speaker 4: Like, well, first off, Hendrick, what were you doing in
Speaker 4: my purse? And why the hell would you take my
Speaker 4: job of juice.
Speaker 5: Car. I don't like having my name drank through the
Speaker 5: mud like this. Will not be able to defend myself
Speaker 5: for safe say it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Are you saying you're innocent that you didn't take it?
Speaker 5: Well, no, I mean I did.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 5: I took this O.
Speaker 3: I thought you were about to like.
Speaker 4: Just I knew what I told you.
Speaker 3: God, Okay, you're right, Kendrick.
Speaker 2: Dude, while and steal from her and then wonder.
Speaker 5: Why you don't. I mean, you don't understand that I
Speaker 5: needed it for my ex.
Speaker 3: Okay, power excuse.
Speaker 1: All the low life and you couldn't connect this.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a weird statement, dude. Can you explain?
Speaker 5: I was gonna give it back or reimburse her on
Speaker 5: the next day, but she wouldn't answer my calls.
Speaker 1: What why do you just buy your own damn jump juice?
Speaker 4: My dad? Does no one see that that's an issue that.
Speaker 5: You can?
Speaker 4: We ask you?
Speaker 3: Why are you giving gifts back to your ex girlfriend?
Speaker 5: Well, me and I actually aren't together, but we still
Speaker 5: celebrate our anniversary. We call it an extra versary.
Speaker 1: So you what, you stole the gift.
Speaker 5: Card for your I borrowed it. So here's our extroversary works,
Speaker 5: so we get each other a gift card or a
Speaker 5: card and it's like, no hard, hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that we asked for all of.
Speaker 4: This, So you that it's fine for you to celebrate
Speaker 4: your act by taking from me. And I'm not even
Speaker 4: with you yet, Like, you don't see anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1: You were at the mall. You could have bought anything.
Speaker 4: That tight. You probably should not have been going out
Speaker 4: with me, Kendrick.
Speaker 1: You sound like a pickpocket or something.
Speaker 3: Why are we even going through the person her wallet? Anybody?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, our extroversary was later that night, so she
Speaker 5: was taking forever in the bathroom. Right. I was bored.
Speaker 3: You were shopping inside of her person.
Speaker 4: It looks so weird.
Speaker 5: I think you're lying because your height on your life
Speaker 5: and says that's your fire.
Speaker 4: Your lives.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're they're both not perfect people.
Speaker 1: She is a perfect woman who belongs on the yogurt
Speaker 1: commercial on television.
Speaker 3: The people in commercials tend not to be as tall
Speaker 3: as they appear on TV. Listen, Okay. The good point
Speaker 3: is Kendrick is very detail oriented. Because he looked at
Speaker 3: her license, he made sure that she is who she said.
Speaker 4: Like, this is so that is Kendrick.
Speaker 3: It sounds like that was a violation going through her
Speaker 3: stuff and then sounds like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, I borrowed. I'm gonna pay her back.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're we're just going to back away because now
Speaker 3: that it's all out in the open, you can talk
Speaker 3: to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that
Speaker 3: you want to say to the mystery takeover try to
Speaker 3: win her back here.
Speaker 5: Daniel I'm sorry, I got the extroversary day mixed up.
Speaker 5: I forgot it was later that night and I hadn't
Speaker 5: gotten her anything. So okay, I didn't want to violate you.
Speaker 5: I didn't want.
Speaker 4: To for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, can we just which was that gift card?
Speaker 5: Worth?
Speaker 1: Can we reimburse her for the job?
Speaker 3: Well Brook, it's not Danielle's extroversary, so that's not fair.
Speaker 3: The only thing that's fair to do is to offer
Speaker 3: Kendrick and Danielle a second date paid for by this.
Speaker 5: Hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, daniel that was the most appropriate response ever.
Speaker 3: Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know Kendrick's up for it,
Speaker 3: all right, So Danielle, that's a no from you. Absolutely no.
Speaker 2: You know what we never heard is whether or not
Speaker 2: his ex was excited about the gift cards.
Speaker 3: Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go.
Speaker 5: So that part worked out?
Speaker 2: This one work, Kendrick, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh man. Extaversary is a new term that I did
Speaker 3: not know about it.
Speaker 2: We're concentrated on here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, help years do you think it's going to take
Speaker 3: before Webster's.
Speaker 5: Picks that up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got he in the dictionary. Extaversary needs a
Speaker 3: spot in those pages. How long does an activersary last?
Speaker 3: A lifetime or ten years?
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing this. No one is picking that up.
Speaker 3: Stan anniversary celebrators.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still can't believe he was baffled when she
Speaker 2: called him a lowlife and.
Speaker 1: Put it together.
Speaker 3: But she went through her things for a good reason.
Speaker 1: For someone else, for ex love.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's a good reminder to reach out to
Speaker 3: an ex and tell them no hard feelings. And I
Speaker 3: have a Jamba Juice gift card. And if you also
Speaker 3: need some help with your dating life, we can step
Speaker 3: in and do that for you. Call that person who's
Speaker 3: not calling you back. By the way, you can go
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