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Speaker 1: Hey, you found us.

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Speaker 2: It's working Jeffrey in the morning and our Second Date podcast.

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Speaker 2: Not like is that hard to find these days since

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Speaker 2: we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify.

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Speaker 3: H yeah, welcome. Yeah. I go to beout it every

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Speaker 3: night and I just stream it on five thousand different laptops.

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Speaker 1: You're the one that's.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guys, but I'm tired of those ratings.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, thanks for being Aaron. Don't forget.

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Speaker 2: We do have forty five more minutes of this painful

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Speaker 2: show if you can endure it over on our main feed.

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Speaker 2: Just go to Brook and Jeffrey for that one. But

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Speaker 2: right now, let's get to what you came forward. That's

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Speaker 2: a second date.

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Speaker 3: Yes, second date updates. You know, the picture you see

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Speaker 3: on someone's dating profile compared to what they look like

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Speaker 3: in real life can be vastly different. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 3: just look at jose in his passport photo, which hasn't

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Speaker 3: been updated in twenty seven years.

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Speaker 1: Wow, doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 3: Still, he still has his baby teeth in his passport. No,

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Speaker 3: I was like in my early twenty but.

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Speaker 2: They make you take a picture and send it in

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Speaker 2: every time you're Okay, I'm not going to go down

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Speaker 2: this road again.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The point is the photo compared to real life can

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Speaker 3: be very, very shocking and different, and really that first

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Speaker 3: moment when you finally see your date in person can

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Speaker 3: be huge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Apparently that was the case for one of our listeners, Kendrick,

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Speaker 3: who needs our help today. Kendrick, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: I'm going guys, Okay, your date was a good surprise

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Speaker 2: or you were the bad surprise.

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Speaker 3: We want to tell us about this woman that you met.

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Speaker 3: Where you met her.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was a good surprise when we matched online. Okay.

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Speaker 3: And what's her name?

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Speaker 5: Danielle?

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Speaker 1: Danielle.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So before we find out what she looks like,

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Speaker 2: what did her dating profile look like?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous. Ye had all the

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Speaker 5: right writing, the right pictures, all that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm dead.

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Speaker 5: No way she was going to look like this in

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Speaker 2: Right, you're even doubting it before you met her, right, Okay?

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Speaker 3: Set the expectationation's love for the in person meetup.

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Speaker 5: And this is kind of.

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Speaker 3: Funny because there's two things. They either look really good

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Speaker 3: in their profile. There's no way they look at that

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Speaker 3: in real life, or some people look way better in person,

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Speaker 3: Like you see their profile and they're like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: like you look better.

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Speaker 5: In natural lighting.

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Speaker 3: I know that is what it's like hanging out with me.

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Speaker 3: So tell us what did you do for your date? Kendrick?

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Speaker 3: Where'd you guys go?

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Speaker 5: So we chose the meet up and we went to

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Speaker 5: one of those big malls that you know has a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's very old school, right, So.

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Speaker 5: We were going to walk around and then eventually grab

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Speaker 2: Well, you were there, but I want to know about

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Speaker 2: the moment when you saw for the first time in

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Speaker 2: real life, because that's the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Right, Like you were you were shocked? Why were you shot?

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Speaker 3: Run us through that?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah yeah I got there first. So she

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Speaker 5: walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right,

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Speaker 5: and oh my god, I was like, bam. She looked

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Speaker 5: like she just stepped out of a TV commercial. Ah TV.

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Speaker 5: Her hair's just flowing.

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Speaker 3: She off side effects from yes.

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Speaker 1: She gives you two lawyers.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean like a TV commercial?

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Speaker 5: Well, you're not like a model, but I mean like

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Speaker 5: she looks like somebody who could be like running on

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Speaker 5: the beach, you know, in slow motion promoting yogurt.

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Speaker 4: A model.

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Speaker 5: That's literally she just had a TV commercial globe.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wow, okay, okay, So you were surprised she looks

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: So it was a good first meeting then, But how

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Speaker 3: did the rest of the day at the mall go?

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Speaker 5: So we're walking around the mall. I had a big

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Speaker 5: at us thinking, how did that guy get her? Oh?

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Speaker 1: And you like that?

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Speaker 5: Oh? I love it. I'll try not to stare at

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Speaker 5: her a lot. I was making a lot of jokes too.

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Speaker 3: Wait, sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Like we went to one of those places that

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Speaker 5: sells hats and I said to her, you know, like

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Speaker 1: That's not a joke, my friend, that is a serious

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Speaker 3: What is the joke?

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't really think it's ninety percent. I just

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Speaker 3: The jokes is twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Did she laugh or was she happening? Yeah, she disgusted,

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Speaker 5: She probably didn't she laughed. It was more of an

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, she always knew you were trying to joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she slowly put the hat back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her just

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Speaker 3: TV commercial ladies headline.

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Speaker 1: You gotta call her yogurt girl.

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Speaker 3: You're right, I'm calling her. You'll play princess. What what

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Speaker 3: did you? And you play princess?

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Speaker 5: Dude?

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Speaker 3: From there?

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Speaker 5: So finally showed up at the seafood. They but we

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Speaker 5: a wait. Okay, good way for it. I was a gentleman.

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Speaker 5: I pulled her chair out, I gave her compliments, good nice.

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Speaker 5: I walked her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss.

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Speaker 3: Oh you got a kiss?

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Speaker 5: Got a kiss? You know, major is just a small

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Speaker 5: little kiss. Okay. But the next day I get a

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Speaker 5: weird text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I

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Speaker 5: don't date low lives Cia.

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Speaker 1: Oh what did it say?

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Speaker 2: After lives?

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Speaker 4: Her name?

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Speaker 3: She said Celia Sea Like bye, oh God, But I

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Speaker 5: What she's talking about. I tried to call her, but

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Speaker 5: turning to you guys, trying to figure out where I

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Speaker 1: If she has headline and.

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Speaker 5: I didn't see any headlights when I got to kiss,

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know that's how you check.

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Speaker 3: What a weird thing to say. I can't believe you,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't date low lives. What could you have done?

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Speaker 3: She has a piece of information.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: If she found something, Okay, saw something.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing you have to know before where

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's so I need to know what it is,

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like, maybe it's something she misunderstood.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not liking the tone of you'll

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Speaker 3: sounds more like googurt Goddess's.

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Speaker 5: Animal.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we'll figure out what's wrong with this yogurt girl

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Speaker 3: when we call her and get you your second date update.

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Speaker 5: Right after this.

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Speaker 3: Second date update, you'll play Princess dancing around the beach

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Speaker 3: with her crown and television cameras following her all around.

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Speaker 3: That wasn't the date. That's just what played in the

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Speaker 3: head of our listener Kendrick when he saw Danielle for

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Speaker 3: the very first time.

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Speaker 1: She was TV commercial pretty.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and they walk the mall together, almost got

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's just a joke he made.

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Speaker 3: It was funny, and they ended up at a seafood buffet,

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Speaker 3: had a really really nice time. It all sounds great,

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Speaker 3: But since then, the only communication he's got was a

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Speaker 3: very troubling text from Danielle. What did her text say, again, Kendrick.

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Speaker 5: I don't low like you so Fia, I also like

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Speaker 5: the sea.

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Speaker 3: It sounds bad, but I've sent worse text to my

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Speaker 1: Okay, did we hear did you respond to her?

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Speaker 5: No? I just try to call her, but sheemail immediately.

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Speaker 2: You didn't like it or anything?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, let us do the dirty work for you.

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Speaker 3: I feel you, man, So now we're going to try again,

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Speaker 3: number right now here we go, all right, hulluh, why'd

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because she's not going to want to

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Speaker 3: Is that text maybe the sigh? Hey is this Danielle?

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Speaker 4: Good morning?

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the whole radio show is on the phone right now,

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Speaker 3: eager to talk to you. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous to tack to you, to be honest.

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Speaker 4: Why are you guys calling me?

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Speaker 3: Good question. We do this segment called a second date Update.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's

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Speaker 3: to try and figure out why something went wrong, if

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Speaker 3: there was a mistake that happened. We figured there must

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, it was not hard to decipher. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 4: I will tell you this. I don't want anything to

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that that's clear. I think he's just totally

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, I don't like people who go through my

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Speaker 3: Me feel uncomfortable and personal, say yeah, I'm not sure

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Speaker 4: Wow, I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened.

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Speaker 4: But he was in my business, like literally in my bag,

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Speaker 4: my wallet business?

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: How did he go through your Yeah, your purse, your wallet?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: I had to use the restaurant, So I asked him,

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Speaker 4: if you hold my stuff from me?

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Speaker 3: Were you seated already at this point or is this

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Speaker 3: while you were waiting? Said there was a long wait.

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Speaker 4: Well we were waiting. I had went to the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Oh while you were awaiting, you were like, not in

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Speaker 2: the rest I mean maybe lobby or something gotcha.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So my purse was only out of my possession

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Speaker 4: for a moment, but I think that's what. He one

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Speaker 2: What's STUFFA Now you're accusing him of stealing something from your.

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Speaker 4: Bag, Well, it surely isn't there anymore, and it sounds minute,

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Speaker 4: but for me, it's the principal.

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Speaker 5: What did he take my Joba juice car gift cards?

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Speaker 1: What was it loose or was it in your wallet?

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Speaker 4: It was in my wallet, right on the front of

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Speaker 3: Walle did you did you see him go through your

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Speaker 4: I don't have to because how it's not going to

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Speaker 3: I don't know. All the time, I swear things can

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Speaker 2: It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen,

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Speaker 2: Like if he was going to steal from you, it'd

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Speaker 2: be like, I don't know what credit card something?

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Speaker 1: And why would he call us to get you on

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know that she knows okay, and you don't

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Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hey, why are you saying all this

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Speaker 5: stuff about me? I can't even defend myself.

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Speaker 1: That's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, he's been on the other line listening.

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Speaker 2: If that wasn't clear, which I mean, you need to

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Speaker 4: Like, well, first off, Hendrick, what were you doing in

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Speaker 4: my purse? And why the hell would you take my

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Speaker 4: job of juice.

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Speaker 5: Car. I don't like having my name drank through the

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Speaker 5: for safe say it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Are you saying you're innocent that you didn't take it?

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Speaker 5: Well, no, I mean I did.

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 5: I took this O.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were about to like.

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Speaker 4: Just I knew what I told you.

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Speaker 3: God, Okay, you're right, Kendrick.

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Speaker 2: Dude, while and steal from her and then wonder.

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Speaker 5: Why you don't. I mean, you don't understand that I

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Speaker 5: needed it for my ex.

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Speaker 3: Okay, power excuse.

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Speaker 1: All the low life and you couldn't connect this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's a weird statement, dude. Can you explain?

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Speaker 5: I was gonna give it back or reimburse her on

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Speaker 5: the next day, but she wouldn't answer my calls.

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Speaker 1: What why do you just buy your own damn jump juice?

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Speaker 4: My dad? Does no one see that that's an issue that.

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Speaker 5: You can?

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Speaker 4: We ask you?

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Speaker 3: Why are you giving gifts back to your ex girlfriend?

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Speaker 5: Well, me and I actually aren't together, but we still

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Speaker 5: celebrate our anniversary. We call it an extra versary.

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Speaker 1: So you what, you stole the gift.

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Speaker 5: Card for your I borrowed it. So here's our extroversary works,

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Speaker 5: so we get each other a gift card or a

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that we asked for all of.

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Speaker 4: This, So you that it's fine for you to celebrate

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Speaker 4: your act by taking from me. And I'm not even

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Speaker 4: with you yet, Like, you don't see anything wrong with that.

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Speaker 1: You were at the mall. You could have bought anything.

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Speaker 4: That tight. You probably should not have been going out

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Speaker 4: with me, Kendrick.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a pickpocket or something.

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Speaker 3: Why are we even going through the person her wallet? Anybody?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, our extroversary was later that night, so she

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Speaker 5: was taking forever in the bathroom. Right. I was bored.

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Speaker 3: You were shopping inside of her person.

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Speaker 4: It looks so weird.

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Speaker 5: I think you're lying because your height on your life

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Speaker 5: and says that's your fire.

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Speaker 4: Your lives.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they're they're both not perfect people.

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Speaker 1: She is a perfect woman who belongs on the yogurt

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Speaker 3: The people in commercials tend not to be as tall

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Speaker 3: as they appear on TV. Listen, Okay. The good point

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Speaker 3: is Kendrick is very detail oriented. Because he looked at

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Speaker 3: her license, he made sure that she is who she said.

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Speaker 4: Like, this is so that is Kendrick.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like that was a violation going through her

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, I borrowed. I'm gonna pay her back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're we're just going to back away because now

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Speaker 3: that it's all out in the open, you can talk

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Speaker 3: to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that

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Speaker 3: you want to say to the mystery takeover try to

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Speaker 5: Daniel I'm sorry, I got the extroversary day mixed up.

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Speaker 5: I forgot it was later that night and I hadn't

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Speaker 5: I didn't want.

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Speaker 4: To for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, can we just which was that gift card?

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Speaker 5: Worth?

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Speaker 1: Can we reimburse her for the job?

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Speaker 3: Well Brook, it's not Danielle's extroversary, so that's not fair.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that's fair to do is to offer

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Speaker 3: Kendrick and Danielle a second date paid for by this.

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Speaker 5: Hole.

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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, daniel that was the most appropriate response ever.

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Speaker 3: Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know Kendrick's up for it,

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Speaker 3: all right, So Danielle, that's a no from you. Absolutely no.

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Speaker 2: You know what we never heard is whether or not

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Speaker 3: Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go.

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Speaker 5: So that part worked out?

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Speaker 2: This one work, Kendrick, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh man. Extaversary is a new term that I did

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Speaker 3: not know about it.

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Speaker 2: We're concentrated on here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, help years do you think it's going to take

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Speaker 3: before Webster's.

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Speaker 5: Picks that up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got he in the dictionary. Extaversary needs a

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Speaker 3: spot in those pages. How long does an activersary last?

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Speaker 3: A lifetime or ten years?

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Speaker 1: Nobody's doing this. No one is picking that up.

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Speaker 3: Stan anniversary celebrators.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I still can't believe he was baffled when she

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Speaker 2: called him a lowlife and.

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Speaker 1: Put it together.

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Speaker 3: But she went through her things for a good reason.

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Speaker 1: For someone else, for ex love.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's a good reminder to reach out to

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Speaker 3: an ex and tell them no hard feelings. And I

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Speaker 3: have a Jamba Juice gift card. And if you also

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Speaker 3: need some help with your dating life, we can step

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Speaker 3: in and do that for you. Call that person who's

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Speaker 3: not calling you back. By the way, you can go

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