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Speaker 2: That those both coming sometimes when we get popcorn gallery questions.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, well yeah, it's just this, you know, huge

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone agreed. Yeah, what is it? Why is comedy

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Speaker 1: Yeah, speak on that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And that's like the hardest part about being a comedian,

441
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Speaker 3: I would say, is that when you're being so funny,

442
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: you can't help but kind of be outside of your

443
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Speaker 3: own body.

444
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Speaker 2: I'm being I'm being reminded that a big part of

445
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Speaker 2: comedy is n that is very admirable is telling a

446
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Speaker 2: story about going into the bathroom.

447
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

448
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Speaker 2: I mean that's sort of the highest level of being

449
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Speaker 2: a public figure comedian is to be like, oh, I

450
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 2: accidentally went to the bathroom once. Uh, I never get

451
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 2: tired of it. I don't want to hear any stories

452
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Speaker 2: from you about that, Okay, but I would love for

453
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Speaker 2: you to respond to a story from Hayes about something

454
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Speaker 2: like that.

455
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Speaker 1: Sure, just honestly, And you want me to tell a

456
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Speaker 1: story about.

457
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Speaker 2: That, Yeah, you could do it after the show.

458
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Speaker 1: Here's what I like. Can I combine that with the

459
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: other thing I think is the highest form of comedy, okay,

460
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Speaker 1: which is making up a one line song parody in

461
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Speaker 1: your house based on something that you're doing. Mmm, like,

462
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Speaker 1: give me something to do in the house. Okay, fold

463
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Speaker 1: the laundry, Fold the laundry. Here's my tweet. If you

464
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Speaker 1: haven't sung Toto's hold the line with the lyrics, fold

465
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Speaker 1: the laundry, you haven't lived. So it's just something I

466
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Speaker 1: was doing in my house. I'll be saying, like, fold

467
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Speaker 1: the laundry, and then I'll tweet that's a tweet.

468
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Speaker 5: What about like if you are washing the dishes?

469
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, all along the washed dishes like that,

470
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: like wash dishes instead of wash toower. This one's and

471
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: this one's razor shot and so that, and so that

472
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Speaker 1: becomes my tweet. Oh and she's funny, Hayes. But she

473
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Speaker 1: came up with the washing dishes thing out of nowhere.

474
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Speaker 1: But here's the other format I like. To do, just

475
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Speaker 1: saying all along the Wash dishes to the tune of

476
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Speaker 1: All Along the Watchtower. So yeah, I think I'm doing okay,

477
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: that's that's that's the other format for my song. You

478
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: could tell people who aren't doing that that they're doing

479
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: it wrong. Yeah, if you haven't done yes this song parody,

480
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: you're doing it wrong. You could maybe say, like someone

481
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: should tell the band about it, the original band. Yeah,

482
00:25:54,359 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: you could say, so that just happened. Yeah, do you

483
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: want to you want to try?

484
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: It can be really good, Okay, And who's going to

485
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: give her a task?

486
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Speaker 1: Uh? Do you have a cat something?

487
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Speaker 5: I don't have a cat something empowering I've tried and domestic,

488
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Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Right? Okay, you're starting a breaking a leaf bro oh.

490
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, starting a business.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and take your time. Hayes obviously came in. I

492
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Speaker 1: had so many, so many I'm just like backed up

493
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Speaker 1: with them in my head right now. And don't do

494
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Speaker 1: taking care of business because that's one of mine. That's

495
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Speaker 1: why I don't do it, because that is my that's

496
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Speaker 1: my main one.

497
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Speaker 3: I was thinking about taking care of business, but I

498
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 3: thought too easy, you know, too easy.

499
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Speaker 5: So here's my tweet.

500
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Speaker 1: There is no such thing for this genre of tweet.

501
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Uh, my tweet would be thinking about starting

502
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: a business and singing it to the tune of we

503
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 3: are the champions to guarantee future success.

504
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Speaker 1: So that happened, that's good, that's good.

505
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: And maybe then something about how you're an adult who's

506
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 2: shit yourself, and then that's and that's fucking like you'll

507
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: get a lot of praise for that. It's like, maybe

508
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: do keep it a secret if you want to be

509
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: a no name like fucking loser. But if you want

510
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 2: to be a big time comedian who people are really

511
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 2: identifying with, you better be like, oh and then I

512
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: shit before I even could get like out of my car,

513
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: so that might be a comedic thing. I now am

514
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: jealous that I did get to do a song. Could

515
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: you give me a task?

516
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? Do you want yours to

517
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: be empowering or would it be better for you if

518
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: it was like is it better for women's And here's

519
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: a good response when you get two choices, and Jen,

520
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: you can use this little from column A little from

521
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Speaker 1: column B. Okay, how about brushing the cat? You can

522
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: have the cat.

523
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Speaker 2: Brushing the cat yeah, okay, all right, Okay, I am

524
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: gonna nail this shot out.

525
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Mmm, can I get a different one? Yes? What?

526
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: Maybe Jen should give it to me? Okay? What was

527
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: wrong using the guest enough? What was wrong with that one?

528
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Speaker 2: It's just it's not a good one. I mean, you

529
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Speaker 2: want to make me fucking say it?

530
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Speaker 4: Hayes.

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Speaker 5: Here, I'll give you one. I'll give you one.

532
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, brush the cat.

533
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, brushing the cat is just so fun.

534
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: It's really good. But maybe give me one. We're not using.

535
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Speaker 5: What if you had to what if you were washing

536
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Speaker 5: your cat?

537
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's better. Yeah, now that's a suggestion. Hayes.

538
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. I can't do wash.

539
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: I can't do wash the cat like like Rock the Cats,

540
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: because he did it.

541
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Speaker 1: That's his what's he a song? You know what?

542
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: Uh?

543
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: I actually did think of one? Uh?

544
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: You guys go first, we'll all do it.

545
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my tweet. If you haven't sung to your cat,

546
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: I'll be washing you to the tune of I'll be

547
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: watching you while you wash him. You're doing it wrong?

548
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something with watch change the word watch.

549
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 5: Here's my tweet.

550
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: Good good.

551
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: If you're not singing washing my cat to the tune

552
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 3: of the State Farm jingle. You're doing it wrong.

553
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: That's good. You can hashtag ad you have to and

554
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:04,479
Speaker 1: they have to pay you hashtag. Oh good, So we

555
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: all we all went Jen. Your twitter is at Jen

556
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: likes pizza. Yeah, why are you allowed to do that?

557
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm like a classic Hollywood bad boy.

558
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: It should be your name? Yeah yeah, why do you

559
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: want that to be your name?

560
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: You're doing something in the tweet hair handle, right.

561
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Speaker 3: I mean I just thought this is a format that

562
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 3: everyone's so familiar with, you know, it's just at your name.

563
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But there's a reason for that, right, which

564
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: is we're in government identified case, we're on here to

565
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: be you know about that one thing. At least, we're

566
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: here to be honest and upfront with each other, and

567
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: so like, you're not hiding behind how you like pizza

568
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: with the stuff that you say. And it's also bad

569
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: for your business when people see something you tweet it

570
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: so funny and they say, oh, who is this? I

571
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: would love to be able to tell my friends about

572
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: this person. Oh I don't know.

573
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 2: I have even worse news for you about her handles.

574
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: I have even worse news. Do you know this already?

575
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: Hayes hmmm that she changed her Instagram name too at

576
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 2: Pistachio DISGUISEI one mere week after the famous Hayes Howell

577
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: ad where he portrayed Pistachio disguising and it broke the internet.

578
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: I did a major how ad huge where I was

579
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: Pistaschio disguisi. It took a long time to do.

580
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 3: Look, you guys, I thought we had buried this hatchet

581
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: and we weren't going to talk about this. I would

582
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: not have come here if I thought we were.

583
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,239
Speaker 1: Gonna get back.

584
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: We just did an episode where we had like this

585
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: old feud with someone.

586
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: You don't have to know this. We have like this

587
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: old feud with someone.

588
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: Where like we were sort of working through it, like

589
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: sort of like Mark and Aaron style. We're kind of

590
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: ting but so we kind of can't do that with this.

591
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: But I love the idea. Obviously. It's a great.

592
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: No, it's a great because we we obviously were fans

593
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: of that idea. We did it, but we just we

594
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: had done it before, like a week ago. We had

595
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: done it before. Yeah, so, uh, you are into all

596
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: kinds of cool nerd stuff. Oh, this will be great.

597
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: Nerds is cool now, yeah, don't always don't.

598
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: We always do that.

599
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, Nerds is cool.

600
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the bullies is pumping on our gas. And uh,

601
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: this comic books.

602
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: Kind of your only friends before you brought up X Men.

603
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting. I definitely had no friends for a

604
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 3: long time, and so I did let kind of media

605
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 3: just take the place of my friends and family to.

606
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: Be completely Who are some of the X Men?

607
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 5: Well, my favorite X Man is Storms.

608
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: Oh too scary, smashing with his lightning, Yeah he did that.

609
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he was just so great at bringing

610
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: in big storms.

611
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he was.

612
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 2: He was bringing in cyclones and all kinds of stuff.

613
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Speaker 1: That's another one of my favorites.

614
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: Storms is one of the meanest ones. But it's too scary.

615
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: And uh, do you think Hayes kind of looks like

616
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: brightened from the Nanny As a grown up.

617
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Speaker 3: I could see that. Yeah, I'll be completely honest. I

618
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 3: haven't looked directly at Hayes this entire time because of

619
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Speaker 3: all the hebgb's.

620
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Speaker 1: Oh.

621
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Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say you haven't looked directly

622
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: at the Nanny, and I was gonna be like.

623
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Speaker 1: Girl, you should. I am that song to do never mind, Yeah,

624
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: I guess I am giving off a lot. I'm hogging

625
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: all the water. Hey, what's on your phone?

626
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 4: Brother?

627
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm getting the question. Oh yeah, we're gonna need them.

628
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: And now, Josh, this is big for you. This is

629
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: the moment of truth because this is when we play

630
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: this song and normally we don't even have the engineers

631
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: do it. Usually I do it. I'm ready, I got this.

632
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So while the song's playing, just a quick overview

633
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 2: of what the popcorn gallery is. Obviously you have been

634
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: on the show before.

635
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: Have you been on any of your Wolf shows before?

636
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 5: I haven't.

637
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so we did forget to do something, we'll

638
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 2: stop the song. Well, stop the song and do back

639
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: it up to the beginning. We will hear the whole thing.

640
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: It has to be heard in one piece. Yeah, it

641
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 2: has to be heard in one piece. It's you know,

642
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: must be blooded when it's been drawn. So, uh, because

643
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 2: you've never been we can't do it now. But so

644
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 2: one thing we do like to do on the show

645
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: that we sometimes forget is if we're the first people

646
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: to get an ear Wolf guess, we will tell every

647
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: other ear Wolf show that they do have to get

648
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: all the way.

649
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: Down there and suck on these.

650
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 2: So we're the first to get to Dangelo. So do

651
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: you know of an ear wolf show? I guess like

652
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: Hard Nation. I would say Hard Nation, Uh, you.

653
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Speaker 1: Have a hard get on down and have a hard notion.

654
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, have a heart, Yeah, have a hard notion on

655
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 2: some of these. Suck on these. Another ear wolf show

656
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: Katie Kurik, if we haven't done her, I would say,

657
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 2: you know, muster up some Katie courage and get all

658
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 2: the way down there and do have a.

659
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: Big old suck on these.

660
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: So those two shows have to suck on knees. They

661
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: didn't get in Dangelo. We did, and now we can

662
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 2: do the popcorn guy.

663
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to do Josh already, Josh, I don't

664
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: say this lightly. You've exposed yourself as a fraud. I'm sorry.

665
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: So Josh is a fraud engineer. Josh is a fake engineer.

666
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: For anyone listening at home, going like even when we

667
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: said Josh, they probably were like what the hell, like

668
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 2: checking their taking off their earphones and looking at them

669
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: like somebody put booze in these, you know, and then

670
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 2: toss them over their shoulder like an old hobo.

671
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: Who goes off the jug at last? And Jen, what's

672
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: your perspective on Josh before we continue? Yeah, related to

673
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: how he is a liar, what a fake? Yeah, well

674
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: he's a fake fraud.

675
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 3: It was immediately evident when I walked in that he

676
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 3: was not one of the hosts and therefore just not

677
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 3: an important person. So I don't have space in my

678
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 3: brain to form an opinion.

679
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 2: Technically, Outrakes introduce not even not getting that vibe though

680
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: right now, and you're getting he GB wise, where's Josh

681
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: at for you off the charts?

682
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't even have a number for it.

683
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: So he gives me the hebgb's and that means that

684
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: he's sort of like because I can feel myself putting

685
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: out so many hebgb's on him. It's almost like a

686
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: war between two wizards, you know how Sometimes they'll they'll

687
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: hold out their hands and they'll both be like pushing

688
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: their powers on each other. That's kind of what Josh

689
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: and I are during with our hebgb's. They're trouble in

690
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: Little China. Yeah.

691
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you remember, I was going to explain

692
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 2: the popcorn gallery and it will need a song.

693
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: We'll hear it again, and you should already be on that.

694
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: It should be happening now. So the Popcorn Gallery, what

695
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: is it you're wondering?

696
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes because the show's about movies, we don't want

697
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: to say peanuts when you're talking about something that would

698
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 2: be the Peanut Gallery because it's about movies. You are

699
00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: a friend but also a famous actress and accomplished comic mind.

700
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 2: So people want to pick your brain with the questions

701
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: and their listeners. Uh, and we're the host, So they

702
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: tell the hosts, Hey.

703
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: We're listeners.

704
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: We're going to have to pick out the mind of

705
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: this comic actress with questions, and we get them from

706
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: the Popcorn Gallery.

707
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: So do you have any questions?

708
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

709
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: I guess my one question would be why did you

710
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 3: laugh when you called me an accomplished comic mind?

711
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: Because Hayes is tickling me?

712
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, Hayes have a shoe, have a tickler

713
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: on his shoe, and he reached it under the table

714
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 2: and tickled I.

715
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: You know, not to get to graphic, but here's a question.

716
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, we have to reach out. Yeah.

717
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: So I hate that we're having to explain so much

718
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 2: to you, but it's just been so long. My friend

719
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 2: Mark from high school who has a job pushing dumpsters

720
00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: into each other for a living. Uh, we have commissioned

721
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: him to uh create a series of sound drops.

722
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: Uh. We play the sound drop.

723
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: It is the sound of someone reaching into a bag

724
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: of popcorn and what they pull out is some surprise,

725
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: which represents the question which is then asked you.

726
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm got a hold of something right here,

727
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: and that's good. Ah.

728
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 4: It's the Rubik's cube from the movie Pursuit of Happiness.

729
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess it all up. Still solved, It's still perfect.

730
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: There you go. Mark sounds older. He sits it has

731
00:39:59,280 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: been a while.

732
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: I haven't brought up Mark because things have not been

733
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 2: going great for him.

734
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: But he also sounds refreshed in terms of material. There

735
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: was a time when he had really dried up. But

736
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: that was good, don't you agree, Jen, I love.

737
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 3: That, and I can't believe that that's not his profession.

738
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 3: And he's just pushing dumpsters together for a living.

739
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's been even doing that badly, but he's

740
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: missing a lot of with each other. And they go

741
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: right in the ocean.

742
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 5: Wow wow, which is bad for that trash island?

743
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: Does it on the cliff to it. Yeah, this question

744
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: is from Superman. So o you p So you're getting

745
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: in a sense of where we're coming from. Comedically, Jen,

746
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: your mic stand work is so unique. I was wondering

747
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: if that's a choice or if it just comes naturally.

748
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: So he was a fan of your comedy.

749
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 5: Oh that's so interesting.

750
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Talk about some of your the stuff that you do

751
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: with big guys. You do stand up comedian.

752
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do stand up comedian and and Sory live.

753
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

754
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: I was on Saturday Night Live for I think, oh gosh,

755
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: it was like eleven seasons or something even. Yeah, and

756
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 3: just hosted and they were like, please, you know, come

757
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 3: back and.

758
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: I said no, yeah, no time.

759
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just I don't like New York.

760
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: But there's sorry and a live sketch and maybe tell

761
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: Lauren about this. It's man a manager an Indian restaurant

762
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 2: and a guy's coming up to him.

763
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

764
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: Which guy you want to play, which one, but either one,

765
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: and a guy's coming up to him and trying to

766
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 2: tell him that there's something wrong with the very specific

767
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 2: flat bread they have there. And he's saying, sir, you

768
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: have a non issue.

769
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: And the manager's like, oh, thank.

770
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 2: You, because he thinks he's saying like it's not you know,

771
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: there's no issue here.

772
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 5: Right as a non issue, right right.

773
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: It's a non issue. You know. The manager thinks you

774
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 1: have you have a non is a cop of it?

775
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: Hang on this get just twenty five minutes long. I'm

776
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: getting to it.

777
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 2: So then somebody else, uh says like hey quick talking

778
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 2: about this this non issue here is a non starter.

779
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: Now the customer is confused. He goes, no, I have

780
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: it none as an entray, I.

781
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 2: Didn't get the starter, and so you know, and this

782
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 2: is about a minute eight minute nine.

783
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: It takes a long time for the customer to come

784
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: up to the conversation.

785
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: Well, he's on freaking roller skates. He's never used him before.

786
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm crying. I'm crying.

787
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 5: I have a pitch for your sketch.

788
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 3: If I if I could be so bold, please what

789
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: if one of the customers had a you know, their

790
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 3: name was Sogpreneer and.

791
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 5: So laid in the sketch.

792
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 3: You know, they think they think that everything is all,

793
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: you know, sorted out, and then you know they're like, well,

794
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: Sogpreneer is out, because Sogpreneer is maybe upset with how

795
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: things have unfolded, and so he leaves, and then everyone

796
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 3: else in the restaurant is very confused because they think

797
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 3: the dish is out and that's what they came for.

798
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's I mean, this really works for me

799
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 2: because whenever somebody comes up, they say, you know, would

800
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 2: you like.

801
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: To order just a quick note the sogpreneur is out, yeah.

802
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 2: And so they sort of let you know that way.

803
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 2: And I'm wondering if all of the people's names should

804
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: be like Leam, Vindoloo or likesa. Yes, I'm wondering if

805
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: that actually has opened up a whole world where this

806
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: sketch now is maybe actually a full length movie.

807
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. Well, you know all those movies are

808
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 3: a huge hit.

809
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: So but I digress. So we had a question about MICROSPHF. Yeah,

810
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 2: the what you do with the mic stand when you're

811
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: on stage.

812
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, when I'm doing stand up comedy, I my

813
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 3: uh usual thing with the mic stand is just trying

814
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: to do really anything with it, Like getting the mic

815
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 3: out is always a struggle. Getting the mic back in

816
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 3: is damn near impossible, So I always just try to

817
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 3: get it as far away from me as possible as

818
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 3: quickly as possible, and then you know, I'll frequently just

819
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 3: get really mad at it at the end.

820
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah is this true? And you.

821
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all true.

822
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: Good, And you say to someone in the audience, here,

823
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: hold this, yeah, and they have to hold the I

824
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: guess it's like you feel like it's their issue now,

825
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: right right.

826
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: And I will say, this is my only failure that

827
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 3: I've ever had in comedy was that I was so

828
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 3: bad at getting the mic back in the mic stand

829
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 3: that I was like, I should make a joke out

830
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: of this and turn it into comedic gold. So I

831
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 3: tried to end a stand upset by saying, I'm going

832
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 3: to end on an impression. Here's an impression of an awkward,

833
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 3: sweaty girl just trying to get the mic back in

834
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: the mic stand. And then, for the first and only

835
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 3: time in my life, I did it perfectly. Why and

836
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: so everyone, you know, it was just silent. They had

837
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 3: no idea what I was doing. And so that's why

838
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 3: I hate the mic stand.

839
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 2: Me, mom, that's some weird psychological voodoo. Right, I have

840
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: a pitch for your mic stand bit. Thank you, Yeah,

841
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: you were so helpful with my non sketch it's a movie. Now,

842
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 2: it's a non sketch. You could do it all day.

843
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 2: But is that you knock the stand over and you go.

844
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to rename this thing. It should be

845
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: a mic lie down. So I'll be right back. You

846
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: two keep at it, Okay, all right here, Well you

847
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: have to go huh, We'll just play the sound drop.

848
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna go real quick. I just got

849
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 2: a thing. Here's another, here's another question from the bag.

850
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: Got some stuff in the kiln that I gotta check out.

851
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: And play the sound drop. I'm gonna get something really good.

852
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 2: I didn't set the bar too high with that last one.

853
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh good, I got it.

854
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: It's the uh Rubik's Cube from the one episode of

855
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 2: Fresh Prince where he's meeting with the Deed of Prince

856
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: or whatever and Carlton bombed his interview, and then you

857
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: assume that Will is not gonna do well because he's way.

858
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: Too casual for a stuffy university like that.

859
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 2: But then he immediately solves the Rubi's Cube on the desk,

860
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 2: and then that shows that he's so smart he should

861
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 2: go to Princeton. And then he had to show you

862
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 2: again that he could solve with Rube's Cube with the

863
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: movie Pursued of Happiness when he played that other guy

864
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: who actually can sell Rube's Cube too. Hang on, I'm

865
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 2: gonna mess it up. Still salved, Still solved, and there

866
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: we go.

867
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: Wow. I just wonder if Mark is prepared for how

868
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: many questions we usually It just seems like to be

869
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: pulling out more Rubik's cubes from Will Smith. I'm back?

870
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Try Jacks? I was talking

871
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: to Josh. Hello, Hi, What did I just say?

872
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 2: You're talking about Rubik's cubes from Will Smith's projects?

873
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 1: You weren't actually with that? Can I just say?

874
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 2: The glaze on these kiln items magna fique?

875
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: It's a question from Jeffrey Parties Jen. How can I

876
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: be funnier than my father in law? We have a

877
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 1: big dinner coming up and he always makes my sweetheart

878
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: laugh way harder than I ever have. I'm afraid she's

879
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: gonna leave me for her dad or someone who looks

880
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: similar like Dustin Hoffman Beggs love your work, Chief?

881
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 5: Oh okay, was he calling me chief or was he

882
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 5: signing off as chief?

883
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: No, he's definitely calling you chief because it says Jeffrey

884
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: Parties after that.

885
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: Oh great, great, well, mister Parties, I think you not

886
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 3: only have to be funnier than your father in law,

887
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 3: you have to also humiliate him, and I think a

888
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: good way to do that is, you know, to place

889
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 3: some like well, uh, you know, well organized, well placed

890
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 3: whoope cushions around the house so that at your next gathering,

891
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 3: he's just constantly farting and everyone in the family at

892
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 3: first is laughing, and then they're getting really concerned, and

893
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: then at the height of their concern.

894
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 5: You admit I did that.

895
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 3: That was me, And now look at how mad he is.

896
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 5: He's not a great guy. And also it wasn't that

897
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 5: so funny?

898
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: And if at the same time, just because we're in

899
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 2: this area, when he's done farting, if you could shit

900
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: yourself then tell people about it, that would make you

901
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 2: a pretty popular comedian.

902
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 3: Exactly because he's been you know, everyone thinks that he's

903
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 3: been farting so much, and so you could you could

904
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: say a line like, you know, what, are you going

905
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 3: to shit yourself?

906
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

907
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 3: Wait, that's my job, and then you turn around and

908
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: reveal that you shit yourself and everyone will scream and

909
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: what a.

910
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 2: Funny a vulnerable but just like human moments that we've

911
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: all had many times.

912
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: Here's my tweet. If you're not singing whoopy, there it

913
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 1: is to the tune of womb there it is. When

914
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: you're planting whoopy cushions under your father in law at

915
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: the big dinner, you're doing it wrong.

916
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: M M.

917
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: Do you have a father in law?

918
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 5: John, I'm about to. I'm getting married in February.

919
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm about too, I'm about remember.

920
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 5: Oh, was that an inside joke that I just jumped on?

921
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: No? No, no, that's freaking criss cross.

922
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, get out of town, Chris.

923
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm about.

924
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 2: If you're not saying I'm about to like they do

925
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 2: about criss Cross song, warm it up, then you're messed up.

926
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: Getting married on Valentine's Day.

927
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 3: Four days after we were so close, but just kind

928
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 3: of make it happen. It definitely would have been a

929
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 3: good choice.

930
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: Is dude like a total badass?

931
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 5: Dude's a total badass.

932
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: By the way, if you're not singing dudes a total

933
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: badass to the tune of dude looks like a lady.

934
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 5: When you're looking at your fiance, you're doing it wrong.

935
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to comment underneath that if you don't

936
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: mind this, yes, I'm gonna yes, I'm gonna say this.

937
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: Is everything at Gen Likes Pizza is my spirit animal.

938
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: Here's another question from the bag. M sorry, Josh, oh

939
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: you are a fraud. Okay, I've got to get something

940
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: else in here. We really gotta show Haze. It's oh,

941
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: this is really big when I'm pulling out. It's the

942
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 1: two rubic scubes from the.

943
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 4: Talk show that Will Smith went on from the guy

944
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 4: who had the true story about presume of happiness when

945
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 4: they raised each other to see who could do the

946
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 4: rubs cube faster on the Australian talk show and the

947
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 4: guy's kind of doing it and like as if it's.

948
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: A fun thing.

949
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 4: But Will Smith's super fucking serious about it and it's

950
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 4: very important to him to win, and he barely wins,

951
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 4: but it seems like it just made it kind of

952
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 4: not fun.

953
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 2: It's they're both still solved. I'll just mess him up.

954
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: This one still something. This one's still self. Let me

955
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: start on that one. That's a soft duo. Okay, Okay,

956
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: now they're both messed up.

957
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: There's a question from Megan Copies, Jen, an elderly teacher

958
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: at the school I went to growing up, told me

959
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: girls aren't meant to be funny. I'd never land a husband.

960
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: Now years later, I'm happily married, but my husband is

961
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: sticking it to his secretary. What should she do about that?

962
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: She asked kind of a leading question afterwards about like

963
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,439
Speaker 1: what she should do. But I think you should tell

964
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: her as a funny bride to be.

965
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, gosh, I have so much expertise in this

966
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: area as a as a bride and as a titan

967
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 3: of comedy. I mean, I I hate to jump straight to,

968
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 3: you know, something as drastic as murder, but I honestly

969
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: just I don't see any way any other way around it.

970
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are familiar with the.

971
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: Film Yeah, no, what film? Daniel Murdered by Numbers?

972
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 3: The film Obsession is starting to Beyonce Noles and Idris Elba.

973
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 3: I believe it was called obsession. No, wait, is that

974
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 3: what it's called?

975
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: Well, it's Josh is nodding.

976
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh, Josh is not.

977
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: As we know, Josh is famously a liar and a

978
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: total phony, and he's and he's committing an active stolen

979
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: valor by pretarting to be an engineer. I'm probably wrong.

980
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: Don't listen to me.

981
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 3: But Obsession is a fantastic film in which Idris elba

982
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: is married to Beyonce Knowles and then he starts having

983
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 3: an affair with someone who works in his.

984
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: Office, and Beyonce is everything.

985
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 5: Beyonce is everything, She's a queen.

986
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 2: I when some I heard that someone said this, and

987
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 2: I hope it's just one of those urban myths. But

988
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: I heard that someone said that lemonade was not a

989
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 2: work of art, and I got so mad that I.

990
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: Squeezed right through the cup I was holding. And the

991
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: cup was made of rocks.

992
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: It was a stone cup that said the rolling Stones

993
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 2: painted on it. As like, I guess a joke about

994
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: what it was made of, and I squeezed through.

995
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: It from be What do you mean? I get? I mean,

996
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: this is what this is from your kiln?

997
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 5: Well, is that why you're making more?

998
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 3: Uh?

999
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1000
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 2: Because I squeezed through so many because I every time

1001
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 2: I go to take a drink these days, I just

1002
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 2: remember I heard someone said it wasn't a work of art,

1003
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, because one great thing about art

1004
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 2: is once everyone's decided it's good, you can say it's good,

1005
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 2: and now you're friends with all of them.

1006
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1007
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: Speaking of sketches, the BA Agency, why is that your.

1008
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 5: Favorite scut I just I mean the title alone.

1009
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: Why do you like that more than the identical once

1010
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 1: they did about Adele and Taylor Swept.

1011
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 3: Well, see, here's where we disagree, Hayes. I don't think

1012
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 3: they're identical at all, because Beyonce is a completely different

1013
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 3: type of human being.

1014
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: Here's another question from the bag. Oh god, what's gonna be?

1015
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's gonna be such a stretch.

1016
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, it's the control panel from the alien

1017
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 2: spaceship and Independence Day that there was only one person

1018
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: on Earth who could figure out how to fly it,

1019
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 2: and that was Will Smith, essentially solving a puzzle that

1020
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: only he could solve. So and since the control panels

1021
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 2: sort of like a Rubik's Cuba and the spaceship's flying

1022
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 2: really good, let me just mess it up.

1023
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: All done. Here's two questions, once from No Horseman and

1024
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: once from Chicken Sandwich. No Horseman asks, Jen, did your

1025
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: mom bever we ever say if chevy Chase was a

1026
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: good kisser?

1027
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: Yes, constantly she did say whether or not he was.

1028
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what she would just say what say?

1029
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 5: She would just go if he's a good kisser, and I'm.

1030
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: Not saying yes, okay, I would gladly do another movie

1031
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 3: with him, okay. But then sometimes she would be like

1032
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 3: if he's a good kisser, and I'm not saying if

1033
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: he is or not, Yeah, then I regret doing all

1034
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 3: those movies with him. So it's kind of I guess

1035
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 3: I never really got a good hand eat on it.

1036
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and chickens, which says Jhen, my teacher tried to

1037
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,840
Speaker 1: shake my hand to but I accidentally hugged him instead.

1038
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever done something like that?

1039
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Constantly every person I meet, I think it's

1040
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 3: going to be a hug. But something about me, I guess,

1041
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 3: is just very unappealing that people don't want to hug

1042
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 3: because everyone is always trying to shake my hand or

1043
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 3: even just give me like a wave. So I don't

1044
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 3: really have any advice on how to deal with it

1045
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: because it's something that I just experienced constantly.

1046
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 2: And.

1047
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 5: Honestly, if if anyone else has advice for me, I'll

1048
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 5: take it.

1049
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 2: Well, you could do what Hayes has done since this

1050
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 2: he begb issue, which is try to get into creative

1051
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 2: fist bumps, and what he'll do after the fist bump

1052
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: is blow it up. And when he blows it up,

1053
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 2: he does almost a pantomime sketch of like being on

1054
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: fire from it being blown up. And then he goes

1055
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 2: in this whole thing about how open fire can't melt steel,

1056
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 2: and it's pretty good.

1057
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: And there's also a shaking bacon. They're from Talladega Nights.

1058
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

1059
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny, freaking big cat.

1060
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: And now since we're doing stuff the way we always

1061
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: used to do it, I guess we give out the

1062
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: pro version again, okay, which we haven't done in so

1063
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: long Jesus, And we have to pick something that's somebody's

1064
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: pro version prize based on something that was in the episode.

1065
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: And I got a good idea for the prize.

1066
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 2: Great is that Jen will write a song for the person,

1067
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: like a parody song based on a an empowering task.

1068
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: That's good. We did talk about that.

1069
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 2: So you pick out who's going to get the pro

1070
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 2: version and I'll come up with a task.

1071
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: I know.

1072
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 2: The one I pitched before that kind of got overruled

1073
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 2: by starting a business was breaking a leaf blower. We

1074
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 2: can stick with that one, or I can come up

1075
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,959
Speaker 2: with something a whole new one.

1076
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: I think Jen should decide, Jen, do you want a

1077
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: leaf blower? Or I figure I think that's the perversion.

1078
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: So don't do the song yet, Just choose what you're

1079
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: gonna do the song about.

1080
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh so he needs some time, So say if you

1081
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 2: want that suggestion and why or if you don't and

1082
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 2: why not?

1083
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't and why not?

1084
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I just feel like I want to

1085
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 3: roll the dice and see what other activity we can

1086
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 3: come up with.

1087
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, if you recall in the trailer for

1088
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 2: the film We Are Your Friends, they talk about how

1089
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: sort of their generation is not about SATs and study

1090
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 2: halls and stuff like that, that their generation, which is

1091
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 2: really our generation, can invent an app sell things online.

1092
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 2: You know, would either those like those are some pretty

1093
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 2: high aspirations. Would either of those be activities you might like?

1094
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm definitely interested in selling things online. Okay, Yeah, yeah,

1095
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 3: that sounds very fun to me. That's a pretty rich area.

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00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is going to be so it's tough

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Speaker 1: because you also have to use the name of the

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01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: person that the pro version is being given to in

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Speaker 1: your song. So you're selling things online is the theme,

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Speaker 1: and one of the specifics that you have to use

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Speaker 1: is the name of the person, which is original Eskimo

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Speaker 1: booster Station.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, what was that again?

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01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: It's original Eskimo booster Station. Okay, you do have to

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01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 1: say their name in this one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm doing this right now.

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01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it right now?

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Speaker 2: Great?

1110
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Speaker 5: Okay, selling things online original?

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Speaker 1: And it's a song in the form of a very

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01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: specific tweet construction. Okay, gosh, one line song parody. Okay,

1113
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: in the form of the tweet construction. If you haven't

1114
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: sung blank while doing to the tune of blank while

1115
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: doing this specific activity selling things outline, you're doing it wrong.

1116
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: But it has to also a clid original.

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Speaker 3: Ask Hi about boosters, man, I mean, Sean, do you

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01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 3: need help check do it a.

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Speaker 1: Surprising way tippings? Oh yeah, actually that's right.

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid that glaze might be getting a little too crispy.

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01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm gonna run out to the killing real fast.

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01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: Okay. So Sean is checking out the count, but we

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01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 1: don't need him here to do this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great, Okay, I think.

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Speaker 1: It it's just your thing. Okay, good Okay.

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Speaker 5: If you're not.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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