Speaker 1: No need to bust. Smooth Operata, Smooth Operata, smooth operator.
Speaker 1: Hello there, friend, I'm Ron Burgundy, and once again I
Speaker 1: am podcasting. Welcome, Welcome, one and all, old and young,
Speaker 1: blind and sighted, Welcome all of you. We discriminate against
Speaker 1: no listener. You're probably noticed I started this episode by
Speaker 1: singing a little bit of Sades single Smooth Operator. On
Speaker 1: today's podcast, I Ron Burgundy have many, many thoughts to
Speaker 1: share with you about the incomparable songstress Chardy, and I'll
Speaker 1: be speaking about it in great detail. But first, let's
Speaker 1: check in with the Burgundy pod Copter for a quick
Speaker 1: traffic update. Jacob, he's up there, he's got his cans on.
Speaker 1: What do you see up there? Do you mean our
Speaker 1: p a, Jacob, because he's in the hall. We don't
Speaker 1: what's it's a traffic helicopter, but since we're doing a podcast,
Speaker 1: it's a podcapter. You just come up with this, because no, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't come up with this. This was part of
Speaker 1: the package when I agreed to do a podcast, that
Speaker 1: we would have a traffic helicopter. We'd call it the
Speaker 1: pod Copter. We'd get up to the minute, real time
Speaker 1: traffic updates. For listeners to be informed. So where is it?
Speaker 1: Was it stolen? Did someone steal it? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You know what, good, I'm glad someone stole it. Do
Speaker 1: you ever have one of those mornings when you just
Speaker 1: wake up ready for street vengeance? Gasip your Sonata Carolina,
Speaker 1: We've got a helicopter thief to catch listen. I told
Speaker 1: you when we're planning this podcast, it just wouldn't makes
Speaker 1: sense to do local traffic reports. It's really outdated. I mean,
Speaker 1: people use the phones for that, and we don't even
Speaker 1: know when people are listening to But when I turn
Speaker 1: on AM radio, there's a traffic report, right, I mean
Speaker 1: it's just so different, um than AM radio? Are you
Speaker 1: talking about ways? Ways? Google Maps? Give me a break.
Speaker 1: We just don't know when people are even listening to
Speaker 1: this episode or where they might be listening to this. Um,
Speaker 1: you know ways is out, it's on its ways out,
Speaker 1: trust me, all right. I put all my money in
Speaker 1: Thomas Maps, the Thomas Guide. It's a it's a thick
Speaker 1: book of maps. Yeah, you just pull it out and
Speaker 1: you know exactly where you're going. Really inconven well, you
Speaker 1: have to drive with it on the dash. That's why
Speaker 1: I have an easel, have a painter's easel in the
Speaker 1: passenger seat in my of my car. So I put
Speaker 1: my Thomas Guide and I just flipped through it. Oh
Speaker 1: six or five freeway to the seven ten, No big deal,
Speaker 1: Page G four. It's a grid system and then you
Speaker 1: just find it. Boom. You don't have to mess with
Speaker 1: your phone and ways and updates and all this stuff
Speaker 1: like that. How many fender benders have you gotten in
Speaker 1: the past year? This year was a great year. Very few,
Speaker 1: less than twenty. Wow. My insurance team even called me.
Speaker 1: That's where they sit that congratulatory basket, the Dean and
Speaker 1: de Luca basket with the fine artists and coffees, coffees
Speaker 1: from around the world. They are really proud of you,
Speaker 1: I guess they said, I lord my rates by five
Speaker 1: dollars this year. That's great that I've gone down from
Speaker 1: twelve tho dollars a year. It's so much, so much
Speaker 1: because I've been in a lot of fenderman as I
Speaker 1: got it when when I've got to go where I
Speaker 1: need to go out of my way. But yeah, people
Speaker 1: could be listening to this anywhere. I mean, so we
Speaker 1: don't have a helicopter. Can we can we just buy
Speaker 1: a helicopter and just have it on standby on the
Speaker 1: roof of the building. So out of our budget, let's
Speaker 1: let's look into it. Let's crunch the numbers. We can
Speaker 1: look into it. Great. Thank that's all I ask. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know you've got me thinking, though, we really
Speaker 1: have no idea how people listen to this podcast. I mean,
Speaker 1: think about that. Perhaps they're driving, they're they're stuck in traffic,
Speaker 1: looking for a little light entertainment on their morning commuter.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's the middle of the night and you
Speaker 1: just had a drag out fight with your spouse and
Speaker 1: words were exchanged that can never be on set, So
Speaker 1: you just tore us out of your drive away in
Speaker 1: a blind rage. The car stereo turned on automatically, and
Speaker 1: here I am Ron Burgundy teasing a great monologue I
Speaker 1: have coming up about shard Day. Meanwhile, your life is
Speaker 1: crumbling sific word. Maybe you're listening on the treadmill getting
Speaker 1: some exercise, feel that burn. Well, let me just say,
Speaker 1: if that's what you're doing, you need to stop it.
Speaker 1: Just knock it off. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: do a professional podcast. Asked and now you've got all
Speaker 1: these images of people listening to the show under what
Speaker 1: I consider unacceptable circumstances. You know, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, sweating at the gem like some kind of
Speaker 1: filthy animal as I talk about chardon no thanks. Okay,
Speaker 1: then should people be listening? You want to listen with
Speaker 1: the lights dimmed in your den or study, and my soothing,
Speaker 1: professional broadcasting voice coming out of expensive high fidelity audio equipment.
Speaker 1: I'm talking huge six foot wooden cabinet speakers that cost
Speaker 1: forty eight grand each, bare minimum audio equipment that's just
Speaker 1: irresponsibly expensive, exactly the way I listened to four time
Speaker 1: Grammy Award winning recording artist Chardy. I've written a poem
Speaker 1: about her that I will be sharing later on the
Speaker 1: podcast Necessary And I mean a lot of people just
Speaker 1: listen on their computer, and frankly, I find that disrespectful
Speaker 1: because think about it, we put a lot of effort
Speaker 1: into this program, right, and it should be a first
Speaker 1: class audio file experience. Last night, I was on my
Speaker 1: house boat listening to Sads Diamond Life album right on
Speaker 1: a turntable that costs more than your entire college education.
Speaker 1: I just found myself mesmerized by the by the sound
Speaker 1: bath that is shudd and I want our listeners to
Speaker 1: have that same extremely relatable experience. I'm a listener and
Speaker 1: I've never even been on a houseboat. Oh there are
Speaker 1: a lot of fun and I'm not even that familiar
Speaker 1: with I mean, you're kidding me, right, No, you don't
Speaker 1: know this song. Smooth up the song we were saying
Speaker 1: at the top of the really nothing boy. If there's
Speaker 1: anyone who could benefit from a little more chard in
Speaker 1: their life, it's you. Girlfriend. Hey, I will check out.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1: And I am I am slack jawed. I am gobsmacked
Speaker 1: that you've never been on a houseboad. You don't need
Speaker 1: to hang your mouth open like that, but that's the
Speaker 1: physical effect that looks insane. I don't you're just opening
Speaker 1: your mouth like you're about to eat it. I'm slack jawed.
Speaker 1: I mean, just close your mouth. It's I get it.
Speaker 1: You're surprised, you can say, Sam surprised my mouth is
Speaker 1: open like this. I want to I want to finally
Speaker 1: see if I can fit my whole fist into my mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh all all, no, it's not just take it out please,
Speaker 1: it's three all. Oh, that was so close. If I
Speaker 1: work on that, that's going to happen. Maybe not the
Speaker 1: most useful thing to work on with your time. You've
Speaker 1: got to come down own to my house boat. That's it.
Speaker 1: You've got to. Maybe we can have a holiday party,
Speaker 1: even though it would just be me and you and
Speaker 1: Nick on that would be great. That's all I'm asking
Speaker 1: holiday party. Nick can come? No, it sounds like a
Speaker 1: good time. I mean we would have to put it
Speaker 1: in the books. We would have to come up with me.
Speaker 1: Christmas night holiday party. Oh, I think Nick and I
Speaker 1: are spending it with our respected family. So not not
Speaker 1: actually on Christmas? Okay, how about Christmas Eve? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's like a special time that New Year's Eve, New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve Day. I'll be spending that. We can watch football.
Speaker 1: Oh I know I can't. I mean, I'm with my
Speaker 1: my parents and my boyfriend. And do you have anyone
Speaker 1: to spend these holidays? Of course I do. So many people.
Speaker 1: Who are you spending it with? This year? It's still
Speaker 1: in flux. Yes, the list is long. It's so long.
Speaker 1: There's so many people. In fact, you know what I
Speaker 1: forgot there's so many people coming. I I kind of
Speaker 1: don't have room for you guys. So oh well, some
Speaker 1: people drop out, then you guys can come to my
Speaker 1: holiday party. Okay, thank you for the invite. Before we
Speaker 1: dive into this, showed a song smooth operator. I just
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Speaker 1: under the freeway. It's just located under the freeway. Listen,
Speaker 1: what we have advertisers that pay to be on the show.
Speaker 1: We can't so we can't do I know. But it's
Speaker 1: just like an under the table. It's not under the table.
Speaker 1: But I can't tell you how much he gave me.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds exactly what under the table means. I
Speaker 1: told him I wouldn't announce it on the air. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's paying me a pretty penny. Are you having money problems? No,
Speaker 1: not not anymore. I mean, well, one checking account is overdrawn,
Speaker 1: but the other one is fine now I just stopped
Speaker 1: using it. But one is a little overdrawn, which is
Speaker 1: why when do we get paid for this? We get
Speaker 1: paid on the first Tuesday, not for at least a
Speaker 1: couple of months. I did not need to hear that. Okay,
Speaker 1: top Raman, it is for the holidays. By the way,
Speaker 1: my party will be a top Raman party. Bring your
Speaker 1: own top Ramen. We should get back to the right. No,
Speaker 1: I know, but I just want to. I just want
Speaker 1: to show you one thing. Look look what I got
Speaker 1: from my house. About cool. It's a Google Assistant device.
Speaker 1: It looks like a donut, but it's not. Trust me,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Asking anything, go ahead, Okay, don't be shy.
Speaker 1: Hey Google, what's eight hundred and four times seven hundred
Speaker 1: and twelve? The answer is five? Really a math problem, Carolina,
Speaker 1: you're a nerd. Try something cooler here. Let me try something.
Speaker 1: Hey Google, where do I find find cigars? I found
Speaker 1: a few stores near you. You've been told repeatedly you
Speaker 1: cannot smoke cigars in the studio. Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: What does it say on my lapel pin that I
Speaker 1: had personally customized? Um? It says I played by own rules.
Speaker 1: It does Yeah. Oh, I played by own rules. I meant, well,
Speaker 1: you know what I meant. I played by my own rules.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to put a B in the charge. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I gotta take this back down to Danny at the
Speaker 1: lapel pin kiosk ye. My point is I played by
Speaker 1: my own rules, so you legally you can't tell me
Speaker 1: what to do, right okay, And with that in mind,
Speaker 1: you can't tell me to not take a commercial right here.
Speaker 1: Let's go to a commercial intro for the commercial because
Speaker 1: I played by own rules. Wait, it still works. I
Speaker 1: played by own rules. You know what, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: take it to Danny. I'm gonna keep it. Let's go
Speaker 1: to commercial. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. I'm here with Carolina and you have downloaded?
Speaker 1: Is that the right term selected? I just printed these
Speaker 1: lyrics for you know, if you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: you have downloaded it a very special episode. Um, then
Speaker 1: you have if you happen to just speed to the
Speaker 1: middle of it and didn't start at the beginning. I
Speaker 1: just want to remind the listener that we are going
Speaker 1: to analyze my deep deep love for But before we
Speaker 1: get going. There's just something I really need to tell you.
Speaker 1: And this is delicate. I want to put this as
Speaker 1: gently as possible, but Carolina, you are a terrible assistant.
Speaker 1: Run I'm not your assistant. Whatever you are, you're awful
Speaker 1: and replaceable. I don't think that's true. Listen, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to replace you, but I want to show you something.
Speaker 1: Hold on here, hey, Google, how many records? Has Chard
Speaker 1: sold million albums? According to the Independent, the sixth highest
Speaker 1: earner in the list, the name of the singer and
Speaker 1: songwriter behind the four piece band of the same name.
Speaker 1: Their career has spanned more than during which time they
Speaker 1: have sold more than million. To argue with me said
Speaker 1: it was a seven piece band, but some four people,
Speaker 1: my Google assistant knows more about R and B songstress
Speaker 1: Chard than you do. And that and that's got to
Speaker 1: do something to your self esteem. I'm a human being,
Speaker 1: not a small digital device that's connected to the entire
Speaker 1: knowledge of the Internet. So well, that's your problem, that's
Speaker 1: not mine. Okay, Roun, I'm excited you got a new toy.
Speaker 1: It's not a toy. Google Assistant is a technological marvel.
Speaker 1: I mean whatever. You just shouldn't be so rude. Hey Google,
Speaker 1: I'm mad? Oh no, how can I help? Well, perhaps
Speaker 1: you could explain to Carolina that she's overreacting a bit.
Speaker 1: Maybe she feels a little threatened. Google, I am I'm
Speaker 1: not threatened by you. Carolina watched this. Hey Google, I
Speaker 1: love you. That's high praise coming from you. Finally someone
Speaker 1: is giving me some respect around here. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get back to our our analysis of Smooth Operator. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're going to go through lyric by lyric, and as
Speaker 1: you said, crack the code of Smooth Operator, one of
Speaker 1: the greatest songs ever written. Now, I just it's such
Speaker 1: a it's a deep, it's a it's an interesting, interesting
Speaker 1: analysis into what was going through her mind. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think that she might have just been thinking of
Speaker 1: how to write a hit pop song. Chard whose original
Speaker 1: name was Florence Henderson. Oh, I think you're thinking of
Speaker 1: up the Brady Bunch. Moom. Sorry, Okay, take a back
Speaker 1: strict that from the record, your honor. Okay, we don't know,
Speaker 1: one knows what her original name is. It might just
Speaker 1: be her name. It could be it could be that
Speaker 1: seems most likely. So I think what we'll do is
Speaker 1: we'll just have Nick play this song line by line,
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna stop it, and we're going to
Speaker 1: really take a deep dive into analyzing the meaning of
Speaker 1: what's going on with Smooth Operator. Great, let's begin Diamond
Speaker 1: Love right here. You gotta love that beginning, very sultry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Diamond Love, Diamond Live another with oh this is oh,
Speaker 1: this is spoken words. Okay, stop it right there? In
Speaker 1: seven languages, No, in one in English. But that's where
Speaker 1: she talked about seven languages there, so maybe she speaks
Speaker 1: seven languages. She's trying to show off. It's maybe it's
Speaker 1: just a lyric. Here's the thing. The language of love
Speaker 1: can be spoken in any language. That sweet thank you, continue,
Speaker 1: high sky, Heaven help him stop? Heaven help him? Help him? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on with him? And who is him? We're
Speaker 1: about to find out. I believe him as the Smooth Operator,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure, but Heaven help him. He's a
Speaker 1: troubled soul. He's in trouble. Who's coming to the rescue? Heaven,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Who stop? Diamond Life love her boy? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Diamond Life. So he's a fluent he's a fluent
Speaker 1: or he's used to the good. He's used to del
Speaker 1: j vida, the good life, the good life. Yes, he
Speaker 1: sounds like someone who has money to spend. He has
Speaker 1: a diamond life. He's a lover boy, so not virginal,
Speaker 1: but he's troubled. Heaven helped him, Heaven help him. This
Speaker 1: it's so intriguing, getting a little complicated. It is as
Speaker 1: dark a song as you'll ever listen to. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. I mean there's songs about diamond life.
Speaker 1: Now this, this is is I'll put those up against
Speaker 1: any of those songs. Okay, keep going, stays with maximum okay, stopping.
Speaker 1: He moves in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
Speaker 1: Is he a ghost? I think we need to listen
Speaker 1: to more. I don't know if it's that much. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just taking it. I'm just going out on
Speaker 1: a flyer. Here, I'm taking a flyer. Um. He could
Speaker 1: be a ghost. Minimum waste could mean that maximum joy.
Speaker 1: He moves in space. He moves in space. He doesn't
Speaker 1: use his legs. He could be a rich little loverboy
Speaker 1: who bought a hovercraft and it's just moving around very Yeah,
Speaker 1: there could be a sci fi element, like in the
Speaker 1: episode of Baby he's he's one of the Jetsons. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Nick Hidden God Design. Okay, car Desire, I
Speaker 1: study clay writing at Sarah Lawrence and we street car desires. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Tennessee Williams play the street car name desire. Wait, there's
Speaker 1: a guy named Tennessee. Yeah, that's his real name. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, a stupid name. Exactly. So that's a reference
Speaker 1: to him. When you require street car desire for higher heights,
Speaker 1: street cars can't I'm so lost. Now, maybe she's talking
Speaker 1: about San Francisco. Okay, maybe that's it. Maybe takes place
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. Okay, you know what we'll commit to
Speaker 1: that is left. Okay, yeah. Um. No place for beginners
Speaker 1: or sensitive hearts. That's one of the first things you
Speaker 1: told me when you hired me. Well, that's one of
Speaker 1: my mantras. No place for the beginnings or sensitive hearts, Carolina,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna work in the big time, I just
Speaker 1: didn't know you got it from the song. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: keep going. No need to ask, let's stop it there.
Speaker 1: So he's a smooth operator a business because you have
Speaker 1: any patent that right, no need to ask. There's no
Speaker 1: need to ask because everyone knows he's a smooth operator
Speaker 1: on it. Now, that could either mean a lover right,
Speaker 1: or he operates heavy machinery like he could he could
Speaker 1: be operating a back hoe or one of those um
Speaker 1: those construction towers with the guys sit up in the box,
Speaker 1: a big crane, a construction crane. But he's a smooth operator.
Speaker 1: So whatever he does, he does it, he does it
Speaker 1: very smoothly. All right, let's keep going. Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1: Smooth operator. Yet Okay, stop right there. Coast to coast
Speaker 1: l A to Chicago. That's not the coast to coast,
Speaker 1: not factual unless you're talking about Lake Michigan. Well maybe
Speaker 1: she's you know, you can't get everything right. Maybe Chard
Speaker 1: never went past the Mississippi, so she thinks, you know,
Speaker 1: like early explorers, she thinks the world is flat. Or
Speaker 1: you know that the United States ends right at the
Speaker 1: Mississippi and that's the one coast and the other coast
Speaker 1: is the Pacific coast. Yeah, she could just have it confused.
Speaker 1: M Drinky. Okay, okay, stop right there. So across the
Speaker 1: north and south Taki Larga. So we're talking, we're triangulating
Speaker 1: between l A, Chicago, then down to Key Largo. So
Speaker 1: this could be sort of a love for sale, love
Speaker 1: for sale. This could be a Western mail spelled M
Speaker 1: a l E, not as in the mail service. Maybe
Speaker 1: she's dealing in horses, because a Western mail that could
Speaker 1: be like a golden palomino, a pony or you know
Speaker 1: what they do a lot down in Florida. They do
Speaker 1: dog races. That's true. So maybe she's selling greyhounds. Well,
Speaker 1: now I feel like we're getting somewhere. So maybe this
Speaker 1: guy she met who's a smooth operator is the world's
Speaker 1: best greyhound dealer, dealing in illegal greyhound trade. Smooth operator,
Speaker 1: smooth operator. Okay, let's keep goying classic riff right here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good. Oh that's hard to play right there. That's
Speaker 1: I've never gotten this slick down dusty sacks. If that
Speaker 1: doesn't make you want to take your clothes off, I
Speaker 1: don't know what does a play that saxophone? Or is
Speaker 1: that a harmonica? I think that's a saxa face to
Speaker 1: face okay, each classic case right, oh stop stop, this
Speaker 1: is gobbling group right here that I would cut this
Speaker 1: chunk face to face. Well, maybe maybe they're gathering all
Speaker 1: the greyhounds and making them do face to face, shadow
Speaker 1: box and double cross. God, maybe they're teaching the greyhounds
Speaker 1: to box each other. M h, all right, keep going
Speaker 1: memories into gold? What is going on now? I think
Speaker 1: this is sort of she's taking a poetic license because
Speaker 1: she can say stuff like that doesn't have to all
Speaker 1: be factual. I guess so, ma't all your memories and
Speaker 1: changed them to go down. All right, all right, let's
Speaker 1: keep going. Okay, okay, that has to be. His eyes
Speaker 1: are like angels, but his heart is cold. Cost Us,
Speaker 1: That's who it is, legendary sportscaster Bob cost Us. His
Speaker 1: eyes are like angels. They are, but he'll tell you
Speaker 1: like it is always. Yeah, he gives it to you.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed with your knowledge of Bob Costas. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things you said you wanted me
Speaker 1: to concentrate on. Is read every piece of literature you
Speaker 1: convide on an announcer Bob Costas, which there isn't a
Speaker 1: lot of. There's not a ton, but what there is,
Speaker 1: it's excellent. And he is a beautiful man. Well, his
Speaker 1: eyes are like angels and his heart is cold, except
Speaker 1: he's been nothing but nice to me. But I have
Speaker 1: seen him lay some people out peppery. So this song
Speaker 1: is about Bob Costas. It's starting to look that way, Carolina,
Speaker 1: good on you. He cracked the code. We finally cracked
Speaker 1: the code. This time. It just sort of spelled out
Speaker 1: to me because now listen to this next line. It
Speaker 1: all makes it when you picture Bob Costas. Listen to
Speaker 1: this next line. Go ahead, no need to ask scooth operating. Ye, well,
Speaker 1: I think, look what I'm doing with my shoulders. You're
Speaker 1: just bouncing them. You like that move? It's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So this this totally makes sense if we can stop
Speaker 1: it here for a second. Coast to coast, l A
Speaker 1: to Chicago. I know for a fact Bob Costas doesn't
Speaker 1: travel east of the Mississippi. He only goes from l
Speaker 1: A to Chicago. She sent us on a red herring
Speaker 1: for a second with that Greyhound runs the Great and
Speaker 1: the Diamond Life and the lover boy. She's not really
Speaker 1: in love with him, but then she finally gives us
Speaker 1: his eyes are like angels, but as hard as god.
Speaker 1: It's very much like Carly Simon's You're So Vain, which
Speaker 1: is about vain thrombosis. No, I think it's about Mick Jagger,
Speaker 1: bring Betty or one of those guys. Well, I know
Speaker 1: her song Anticipation is about the Hinz ketchup getting it
Speaker 1: out of the bottle. Oh I don't think so either.
Speaker 1: I think it's just more of a fun pop song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Bob Cases also has a lovely Villa and Key
Speaker 1: Largo and it's called Love and it's for sale. It's
Speaker 1: a Love for sale because his his villain, Key Largo,
Speaker 1: is called Love. He's trying to get it off the market.
Speaker 1: He's been trying for but there's too much water damage
Speaker 1: because he flooded the basement. He threw a party. Were
Speaker 1: actually floated boats in the basement. Oh my god, were
Speaker 1: you invited? Uh no, I heard about it. Sounds fun
Speaker 1: from my other newscaster friends who were all invited except
Speaker 1: for me. What happens? Maybe you can invite him to
Speaker 1: your Christmas party this year. He's not invited to my houseboat.
Speaker 1: Let's just finish out the song here, smooth up aator? Sorry, Nick?
Speaker 1: Can we stop it? This is also reminds me of
Speaker 1: a laxative tea I've been promoting called Smooth Operator. And
Speaker 1: we talked about advertisements. I know I'm not reading an
Speaker 1: ad for it, but it's just funny. How I know
Speaker 1: of a laxative tea called smooth Operator. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I think you and boy does it work. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: take those unless you are you can only have about
Speaker 1: a half a cup. Yeah, you got to be careful
Speaker 1: because it will you will be on four days. It
Speaker 1: gets it, gets the job done. Smooth operator. All right,
Speaker 1: continue laxative ta operator. Stubborn bells, go away the smoother operator.
Speaker 1: You're going to punish that toilet with smooth Operator. Located
Speaker 1: at Jensen's Market, available to any Jensen's Markets chain. That's
Speaker 1: a plug. There was a mini plug. It doesn't count
Speaker 1: as a full plug. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast, Carolina.
Speaker 1: We really broke this song down. We cracked the code.
Speaker 1: I feel like we were in the Da Vinci code
Speaker 1: there a little bit. Yeah, I was mysterious and I
Speaker 1: was lost at points. I want to read you this poem,
Speaker 1: I wrote, Ford, Okay, yeah, go for it. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: one is well, this is what this one I think
Speaker 1: is on par with with the lyrics of her song
Speaker 1: Chard You are my friend, I will love you till
Speaker 1: the end. Every day I think of you, whether it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 1: or shad day. You are my light, keep going, my age,
Speaker 1: my everything, no blood day around my Saturday. I had
Speaker 1: no idea this meant this much to you. Oh gosh, no,
Speaker 1: my god, do you want a tissue? Is my mascarat running?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing mascarat? No, that's not mascaratta. By the way,
Speaker 1: black stuff is not mess. Your eyebrows are bleeding a
Speaker 1: little too. That's that stuff that NFL football players the
Speaker 1: spirit under their eyes. That's what that is. I put
Speaker 1: some on because there's such a glare off the window
Speaker 1: to talk any more about it. I think that was
Speaker 1: a really fruitful episode. I had no idea that she
Speaker 1: meant that much to you. I think whenever we cry,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Sure, right,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit of a hard interpretation of it.
Speaker 1: But when you analyze something that means so much to you,
Speaker 1: when you analyze the work of art, you don't know
Speaker 1: where you're gonna go. And not only the fact that
Speaker 1: we unlocked that this song is about Bob Costas, I
Speaker 1: can't wait to listen to it over and over again
Speaker 1: in my house boat. Oh yeah, that's nice. During my
Speaker 1: holiday party, well, which is already booked right because Nick
Speaker 1: and I can't come, but if there's availability, I'll let
Speaker 1: you guys do no, I mean we can't come. We
Speaker 1: know not right now. It's all booked, but there could
Speaker 1: be some cancelations. We have some family commitments. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, going to run to the loo.
Speaker 1: Smooth Operator. I had a little too much smooth Operator
Speaker 1: before I came into the booth today. Okay, we'll see
Speaker 1: you later. Let me know you're okay. I will always
Speaker 1: let you know if I'm okay. Thank you once again,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. For those of you just tuning in,
Speaker 1: this is the end of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. You've
Speaker 1: missed it, you'd have to rewind it all the way
Speaker 1: to the beginning. For those of you who start at
Speaker 1: the beginning, we're now at the end of our journey.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming along. And remember, don't do you
Speaker 1: have something? No, I don't. I was going to think
Speaker 1: of something prophetic, but no, I don't have anything. So
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say goodbye, goodbye everyone. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to Ron Burgundy Podcast. Bye,