WEBVTT - Special Bonus Episode: Sade 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:11.440 No need to bust. Smooth Operata, Smooth Operata, smooth operator. 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:15.600 Hello there, friend, I'm Ron Burgundy, and once again I 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:20.760 am podcasting. Welcome, Welcome, one and all, old and young, 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:26.760 blind and sighted, Welcome all of you. We discriminate against 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:30.840 no listener. You're probably noticed I started this episode by 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:38.239 singing a little bit of Sades single Smooth Operator. On 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:43.040 today's podcast, I Ron Burgundy have many, many thoughts to 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:48.320 share with you about the incomparable songstress Chardy, and I'll 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.520 be speaking about it in great detail. But first, let's 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.320 check in with the Burgundy pod Copter for a quick 0:00:55.400 --> 0:01:01.400 traffic update. Jacob, he's up there, he's got his cans on. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.280 What do you see up there? Do you mean our 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.000 p a, Jacob, because he's in the hall. We don't 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:11.240 what's it's a traffic helicopter, but since we're doing a podcast, 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:15.920 it's a podcapter. You just come up with this, because no, okay, 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.680 I didn't come up with this. This was part of 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.440 the package when I agreed to do a podcast, that 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:24.640 we would have a traffic helicopter. We'd call it the 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:29.120 pod Copter. We'd get up to the minute, real time 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:33.600 traffic updates. For listeners to be informed. So where is it? 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:38.200 Was it stolen? Did someone steal it? I don't think so. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.160 You know what, good, I'm glad someone stole it. Do 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:43.800 you ever have one of those mornings when you just 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:49.360 wake up ready for street vengeance? Gasip your Sonata Carolina, 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.840 We've got a helicopter thief to catch listen. I told 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.120 you when we're planning this podcast, it just wouldn't makes 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.240 sense to do local traffic reports. It's really outdated. I mean, 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:02.000 people use the phones for that, and we don't even 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.160 know when people are listening to But when I turn 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.280 on AM radio, there's a traffic report, right, I mean 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.280 it's just so different, um than AM radio? Are you 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:15.120 talking about ways? Ways? Google Maps? Give me a break. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.680 We just don't know when people are even listening to 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.360 this episode or where they might be listening to this. Um, 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:24.120 you know ways is out, it's on its ways out, 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.680 trust me, all right. I put all my money in 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:33.400 Thomas Maps, the Thomas Guide. It's a it's a thick 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.919 book of maps. Yeah, you just pull it out and 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.280 you know exactly where you're going. Really inconven well, you 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.160 have to drive with it on the dash. That's why 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.920 I have an easel, have a painter's easel in the 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.480 passenger seat in my of my car. So I put 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.519 my Thomas Guide and I just flipped through it. Oh 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.120 six or five freeway to the seven ten, No big deal, 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.480 Page G four. It's a grid system and then you 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.720 just find it. Boom. You don't have to mess with 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.359 your phone and ways and updates and all this stuff 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.560 like that. How many fender benders have you gotten in 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.400 the past year? This year was a great year. Very few, 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:14.920 less than twenty. Wow. My insurance team even called me. 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:19.240 That's where they sit that congratulatory basket, the Dean and 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:23.600 de Luca basket with the fine artists and coffees, coffees 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.080 from around the world. They are really proud of you, 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.519 I guess they said, I lord my rates by five 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:34.440 dollars this year. That's great that I've gone down from 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:38.520 twelve tho dollars a year. It's so much, so much 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.400 because I've been in a lot of fenderman as I 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.640 got it when when I've got to go where I 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:47.000 need to go out of my way. But yeah, people 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:51.200 could be listening to this anywhere. I mean, so we 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.640 don't have a helicopter. Can we can we just buy 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.880 a helicopter and just have it on standby on the 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.040 roof of the building. So out of our budget, let's 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.240 let's look into it. Let's crunch the numbers. We can 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.880 look into it. Great. Thank that's all I ask. Yeah, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.320 but you know you've got me thinking, though, we really 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.880 have no idea how people listen to this podcast. I mean, 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.920 think about that. Perhaps they're driving, they're they're stuck in traffic, 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.320 looking for a little light entertainment on their morning commuter. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.000 Maybe maybe it's the middle of the night and you 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.839 just had a drag out fight with your spouse and 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:28.040 words were exchanged that can never be on set, So 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.120 you just tore us out of your drive away in 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.920 a blind rage. The car stereo turned on automatically, and 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.520 here I am Ron Burgundy teasing a great monologue I 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:41.159 have coming up about shard Day. Meanwhile, your life is 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:45.880 crumbling sific word. Maybe you're listening on the treadmill getting 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.800 some exercise, feel that burn. Well, let me just say, 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:53.400 if that's what you're doing, you need to stop it. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:58.640 Just knock it off. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.599 do a professional podcast. Asked and now you've got all 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.920 these images of people listening to the show under what 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:08.040 I consider unacceptable circumstances. You know, you know what I'm 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:12.240 talking about, sweating at the gem like some kind of 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:16.839 filthy animal as I talk about chardon no thanks. Okay, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.440 then should people be listening? You want to listen with 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:26.080 the lights dimmed in your den or study, and my soothing, 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:32.760 professional broadcasting voice coming out of expensive high fidelity audio equipment. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:39.560 I'm talking huge six foot wooden cabinet speakers that cost 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:45.960 forty eight grand each, bare minimum audio equipment that's just 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:51.039 irresponsibly expensive, exactly the way I listened to four time 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:56.039 Grammy Award winning recording artist Chardy. I've written a poem 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.640 about her that I will be sharing later on the 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.560 podcast Necessary And I mean a lot of people just 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.480 listen on their computer, and frankly, I find that disrespectful 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:06.920 because think about it, we put a lot of effort 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:10.000 into this program, right, and it should be a first 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:14.360 class audio file experience. Last night, I was on my 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:19.560 house boat listening to Sads Diamond Life album right on 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.919 a turntable that costs more than your entire college education. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.280 I just found myself mesmerized by the by the sound 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:31.120 bath that is shudd and I want our listeners to 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:37.240 have that same extremely relatable experience. I'm a listener and 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:40.039 I've never even been on a houseboat. Oh there are 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.560 a lot of fun and I'm not even that familiar 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:48.600 with I mean, you're kidding me, right, No, you don't 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.599 know this song. Smooth up the song we were saying 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:56.120 at the top of the really nothing boy. If there's 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.360 anyone who could benefit from a little more chard in 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.360 their life, it's you. Girlfriend. Hey, I will check out. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.720 Thank you. That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:10.080 And I am I am slack jawed. I am gobsmacked 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.680 that you've never been on a houseboad. You don't need 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.560 to hang your mouth open like that, but that's the 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:20.760 physical effect that looks insane. I don't you're just opening 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.720 your mouth like you're about to eat it. I'm slack jawed. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.480 I mean, just close your mouth. It's I get it. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.800 You're surprised, you can say, Sam surprised my mouth is 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.400 open like this. I want to I want to finally 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.680 see if I can fit my whole fist into my mouth. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:42.840 Oh all all, no, it's not just take it out please, 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:51.280 it's three all. Oh, that was so close. If I 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.200 work on that, that's going to happen. Maybe not the 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:59.080 most useful thing to work on with your time. You've 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:06.520 got to come down own to my house boat. That's it. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.880 You've got to. Maybe we can have a holiday party, 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.360 even though it would just be me and you and 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.600 Nick on that would be great. That's all I'm asking 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:20.600 holiday party. Nick can come? No, it sounds like a 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.320 good time. I mean we would have to put it 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.920 in the books. We would have to come up with me. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.360 Christmas night holiday party. Oh, I think Nick and I 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.880 are spending it with our respected family. So not not 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.720 actually on Christmas? Okay, how about Christmas Eve? Yeah, no, 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:39.480 that's like a special time that New Year's Eve, New 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:42.440 Year's Eve Day. I'll be spending that. We can watch football. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:46.000 Oh I know I can't. I mean, I'm with my 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:50.280 my parents and my boyfriend. And do you have anyone 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.440 to spend these holidays? Of course I do. So many people. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.960 Who are you spending it with? This year? It's still 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:03.280 in flux. Yes, the list is long. It's so long. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.680 There's so many people. In fact, you know what I 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.320 forgot there's so many people coming. I I kind of 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:13.000 don't have room for you guys. So oh well, some 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.080 people drop out, then you guys can come to my 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:20.600 holiday party. Okay, thank you for the invite. Before we 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.200 dive into this, showed a song smooth operator. I just 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:27.959 want to think our sponsor, Kin Fernalds Audio Emporium, San 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:32.400 Diego's premier high end audio file dealership, mentioned offer code 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:36.640 ron capital o r in when you visit his store 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:41.320 for off waterproof speaker cables perfect for any house. Book. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:47.120 That's kin Fernalds Auto Emporium located by the freeway, in fact, 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:51.960 under the freeway. It's just located under the freeway. Listen, 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.840 what we have advertisers that pay to be on the show. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:59.000 We can't so we can't do I know. But it's 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.360 just like an under the table. It's not under the table. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:03.880 But I can't tell you how much he gave me. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:07.400 Well that sounds exactly what under the table means. I 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:12.280 told him I wouldn't announce it on the air. Okay, 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.720 he's paying me a pretty penny. Are you having money problems? No, 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:23.640 not not anymore. I mean, well, one checking account is overdrawn, 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:28.960 but the other one is fine now I just stopped 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.760 using it. But one is a little overdrawn, which is 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.559 why when do we get paid for this? We get 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.319 paid on the first Tuesday, not for at least a 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:42.720 couple of months. I did not need to hear that. Okay, 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.920 top Raman, it is for the holidays. By the way, 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.080 my party will be a top Raman party. Bring your 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:53.880 own top Ramen. We should get back to the right. No, 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.120 I know, but I just want to. I just want 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.520 to show you one thing. Look look what I got 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.880 from my house. About cool. It's a Google Assistant device. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.120 It looks like a donut, but it's not. Trust me, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:13.520 it's amazing. Asking anything, go ahead, Okay, don't be shy. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:17.720 Hey Google, what's eight hundred and four times seven hundred 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:26.640 and twelve? The answer is five? Really a math problem, Carolina, 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:31.080 you're a nerd. Try something cooler here. Let me try something. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:36.920 Hey Google, where do I find find cigars? I found 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:41.080 a few stores near you. You've been told repeatedly you 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.840 cannot smoke cigars in the studio. Hold on, hold on. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.840 What does it say on my lapel pin that I 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:56.560 had personally customized? Um? It says I played by own rules. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:03.320 It does Yeah. Oh, I played by own rules. I meant, well, 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.360 you know what I meant. I played by my own rules. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:11.840 I'm supposed to put a B in the charge. Gosh, 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.679 I gotta take this back down to Danny at the 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:21.760 lapel pin kiosk ye. My point is I played by 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.280 my own rules, so you legally you can't tell me 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:28.600 what to do, right okay, And with that in mind, 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:33.600 you can't tell me to not take a commercial right here. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.320 Let's go to a commercial intro for the commercial because 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.840 I played by own rules. Wait, it still works. I 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.400 played by own rules. You know what, I'm not gonna 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.800 take it to Danny. I'm gonna keep it. Let's go 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:58.840 to commercial. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I'm 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:05.040 Ron Burgundy. I'm here with Carolina and you have downloaded? 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:10.160 Is that the right term selected? I just printed these 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.600 lyrics for you know, if you're listening to this podcast, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:20.480 you have downloaded it a very special episode. Um, then 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.520 you have if you happen to just speed to the 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.800 middle of it and didn't start at the beginning. I 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.640 just want to remind the listener that we are going 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:35.600 to analyze my deep deep love for But before we 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.680 get going. There's just something I really need to tell you. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.680 And this is delicate. I want to put this as 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:46.679 gently as possible, but Carolina, you are a terrible assistant. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.640 Run I'm not your assistant. Whatever you are, you're awful 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.280 and replaceable. I don't think that's true. Listen, I'm not 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:57.240 going to replace you, but I want to show you something. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.800 Hold on here, hey, Google, how many records? Has Chard 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:08.280 sold million albums? According to the Independent, the sixth highest 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.400 earner in the list, the name of the singer and 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.960 songwriter behind the four piece band of the same name. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.560 Their career has spanned more than during which time they 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.400 have sold more than million. To argue with me said 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.000 it was a seven piece band, but some four people, 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.720 my Google assistant knows more about R and B songstress 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.080 Chard than you do. And that and that's got to 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.360 do something to your self esteem. I'm a human being, 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.600 not a small digital device that's connected to the entire 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.840 knowledge of the Internet. So well, that's your problem, that's 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.920 not mine. Okay, Roun, I'm excited you got a new toy. 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:46.040 It's not a toy. Google Assistant is a technological marvel. 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.920 I mean whatever. You just shouldn't be so rude. Hey Google, 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.840 I'm mad? Oh no, how can I help? Well, perhaps 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.920 you could explain to Carolina that she's overreacting a bit. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:00.120 Maybe she feels a little threatened. Google, I am I'm 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:05.160 not threatened by you. Carolina watched this. Hey Google, I 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:09.880 love you. That's high praise coming from you. Finally someone 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:13.600 is giving me some respect around here. All right, all right, 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:19.200 let's get back to our our analysis of Smooth Operator. Yes, 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:24.240 we're going to go through lyric by lyric, and as 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:29.280 you said, crack the code of Smooth Operator, one of 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:34.840 the greatest songs ever written. Now, I just it's such 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:38.119 a it's a deep, it's a it's an interesting, interesting 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:43.800 analysis into what was going through her mind. I mean, 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.480 I think that she might have just been thinking of 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:49.640 how to write a hit pop song. Chard whose original 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:55.920 name was Florence Henderson. Oh, I think you're thinking of 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.200 up the Brady Bunch. Moom. Sorry, Okay, take a back 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:07.320 strict that from the record, your honor. Okay, we don't know, 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.680 one knows what her original name is. It might just 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.720 be her name. It could be it could be that 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.840 seems most likely. So I think what we'll do is 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.360 we'll just have Nick play this song line by line, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.000 and we're just gonna stop it, and we're going to 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:25.080 really take a deep dive into analyzing the meaning of 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:34.200 what's going on with Smooth Operator. Great, let's begin Diamond 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:43.840 Love right here. You gotta love that beginning, very sultry. Yeah, 0:16:45.720 --> 0:17:06.000 Diamond Love, Diamond Live another with oh this is oh, 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:11.320 this is spoken words. Okay, stop it right there? In 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:15.640 seven languages, No, in one in English. But that's where 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.679 she talked about seven languages there, so maybe she speaks 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:23.360 seven languages. She's trying to show off. It's maybe it's 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.040 just a lyric. Here's the thing. The language of love 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:33.600 can be spoken in any language. That sweet thank you, continue, 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:43.800 high sky, Heaven help him stop? Heaven help him? Help him? Okay, 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.520 what's going on with him? And who is him? We're 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.800 about to find out. I believe him as the Smooth Operator, 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:54.159 but I'm not sure, but Heaven help him. He's a 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.919 troubled soul. He's in trouble. Who's coming to the rescue? Heaven, 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:15.920 go ahead? Who stop? Diamond Life love her boy? Okay, 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:20.280 so Diamond Life. So he's a fluent he's a fluent 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.800 or he's used to the good. He's used to del 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.879 j vida, the good life, the good life. Yes, he 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:31.040 sounds like someone who has money to spend. He has 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:35.160 a diamond life. He's a lover boy, so not virginal, 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:39.640 but he's troubled. Heaven helped him, Heaven help him. This 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:46.000 it's so intriguing, getting a little complicated. It is as 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:48.480 dark a song as you'll ever listen to. Oh, I 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.960 don't know about that. I mean there's songs about diamond life. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:54.959 Now this, this is is I'll put those up against 0:18:54.960 --> 0:19:07.480 any of those songs. Okay, keep going, stays with maximum okay, stopping. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:11.080 He moves in space with minimum waste and maximum joy. 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.240 Is he a ghost? I think we need to listen 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.080 to more. I don't know if it's that much. I'm 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:19.879 just I'm just taking it. I'm just going out on 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:23.400 a flyer. Here, I'm taking a flyer. Um. He could 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:27.480 be a ghost. Minimum waste could mean that maximum joy. 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:30.400 He moves in space. He moves in space. He doesn't 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:34.800 use his legs. He could be a rich little loverboy 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:39.880 who bought a hovercraft and it's just moving around very Yeah, 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:41.760 there could be a sci fi element, like in the 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:45.800 episode of Baby he's he's one of the Jetsons. Okay, 0:19:46.200 --> 0:20:05.840 all right, Nick Hidden God Design. Okay, car Desire, I 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:10.080 study clay writing at Sarah Lawrence and we street car desires. Obviously, 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:13.720 Tennessee Williams play the street car name desire. Wait, there's 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:16.960 a guy named Tennessee. Yeah, that's his real name. Oh 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:22.600 my gosh, a stupid name. Exactly. So that's a reference 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:26.560 to him. When you require street car desire for higher heights, 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:31.840 street cars can't I'm so lost. Now, maybe she's talking 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:35.280 about San Francisco. Okay, maybe that's it. Maybe takes place 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:37.960 in San Francisco. Okay, you know what we'll commit to 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:57.200 that is left. Okay, yeah. Um. No place for beginners 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:59.560 or sensitive hearts. That's one of the first things you 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:02.439 told me when you hired me. Well, that's one of 0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:05.360 my mantras. No place for the beginnings or sensitive hearts, Carolina, 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:08.159 if you're gonna work in the big time, I just 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:11.960 didn't know you got it from the song. Okay, let's 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:26.320 keep going. No need to ask, let's stop it there. 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:29.960 So he's a smooth operator a business because you have 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:32.960 any patent that right, no need to ask. There's no 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:35.120 need to ask because everyone knows he's a smooth operator 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:37.400 on it. Now, that could either mean a lover right, 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:41.800 or he operates heavy machinery like he could he could 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:45.240 be operating a back hoe or one of those um 0:21:45.359 --> 0:21:48.600 those construction towers with the guys sit up in the box, 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:53.119 a big crane, a construction crane. But he's a smooth operator. 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:55.520 So whatever he does, he does it, he does it 0:21:55.640 --> 0:22:06.440 very smoothly. All right, let's keep going. Yeah, we get it. 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:14.800 Smooth operator. Yet Okay, stop right there. Coast to coast 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.719 l A to Chicago. That's not the coast to coast, 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:22.000 not factual unless you're talking about Lake Michigan. Well maybe 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.840 she's you know, you can't get everything right. Maybe Chard 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:30.840 never went past the Mississippi, so she thinks, you know, 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:34.720 like early explorers, she thinks the world is flat. Or 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:37.159 you know that the United States ends right at the 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.439 Mississippi and that's the one coast and the other coast 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.400 is the Pacific coast. Yeah, she could just have it confused. 0:22:44.160 --> 0:23:01.040 M Drinky. Okay, okay, stop right there. So across the 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:04.760 north and south Taki Larga. So we're talking, we're triangulating 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:09.359 between l A, Chicago, then down to Key Largo. So 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:14.160 this could be sort of a love for sale, love 0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.720 for sale. This could be a Western mail spelled M 0:23:17.760 --> 0:23:23.200 a l E, not as in the mail service. Maybe 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.400 she's dealing in horses, because a Western mail that could 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:30.159 be like a golden palomino, a pony or you know 0:23:30.200 --> 0:23:32.520 what they do a lot down in Florida. They do 0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:38.280 dog races. That's true. So maybe she's selling greyhounds. Well, 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:40.439 now I feel like we're getting somewhere. So maybe this 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:43.919 guy she met who's a smooth operator is the world's 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:49.400 best greyhound dealer, dealing in illegal greyhound trade. Smooth operator, 0:23:49.520 --> 0:24:00.400 smooth operator. Okay, let's keep goying classic riff right here. Yeah, 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:04.720 that's good. Oh that's hard to play right there. That's 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:13.480 I've never gotten this slick down dusty sacks. If that 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:16.879 doesn't make you want to take your clothes off, I 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:22.520 don't know what does a play that saxophone? Or is 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:27.320 that a harmonica? I think that's a saxa face to 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:41.360 face okay, each classic case right, oh stop stop, this 0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:45.760 is gobbling group right here that I would cut this 0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:50.080 chunk face to face. Well, maybe maybe they're gathering all 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:54.920 the greyhounds and making them do face to face, shadow 0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:57.560 box and double cross. God, maybe they're teaching the greyhounds 0:24:57.600 --> 0:25:02.960 to box each other. M h, all right, keep going 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:19.520 memories into gold? What is going on now? I think 0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:24.960 this is sort of she's taking a poetic license because 0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:26.560 she can say stuff like that doesn't have to all 0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:30.359 be factual. I guess so, ma't all your memories and 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.960 changed them to go down. All right, all right, let's 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:44.320 keep going. Okay, okay, that has to be. His eyes 0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:47.719 are like angels, but his heart is cold. Cost Us, 0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:54.240 That's who it is, legendary sportscaster Bob cost Us. His 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:57.560 eyes are like angels. They are, but he'll tell you 0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:00.560 like it is always. Yeah, he gives it to you. 0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:03.119 I'm impressed with your knowledge of Bob Costas. Thank you. 0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.199 It's one of the things you said you wanted me 0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:10.960 to concentrate on. Is read every piece of literature you 0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:14.119 convide on an announcer Bob Costas, which there isn't a 0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:16.720 lot of. There's not a ton, but what there is, 0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:20.359 it's excellent. And he is a beautiful man. Well, his 0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:24.800 eyes are like angels and his heart is cold, except 0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:28.520 he's been nothing but nice to me. But I have 0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:35.160 seen him lay some people out peppery. So this song 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:38.760 is about Bob Costas. It's starting to look that way, Carolina, 0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:43.000 good on you. He cracked the code. We finally cracked 0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:45.280 the code. This time. It just sort of spelled out 0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:47.240 to me because now listen to this next line. It 0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.320 all makes it when you picture Bob Costas. Listen to 0:26:49.400 --> 0:27:05.040 this next line. Go ahead, no need to ask scooth operating. Ye, well, 0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:13.040 I think, look what I'm doing with my shoulders. You're 0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:16.160 just bouncing them. You like that move? It's good. Yeah, 0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:20.320 So this this totally makes sense if we can stop 0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:22.320 it here for a second. Coast to coast, l A 0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.639 to Chicago. I know for a fact Bob Costas doesn't 0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:28.840 travel east of the Mississippi. He only goes from l 0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:31.240 A to Chicago. She sent us on a red herring 0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.560 for a second with that Greyhound runs the Great and 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.200 the Diamond Life and the lover boy. She's not really 0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.760 in love with him, but then she finally gives us 0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.800 his eyes are like angels, but as hard as god. 0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:48.840 It's very much like Carly Simon's You're So Vain, which 0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:53.800 is about vain thrombosis. No, I think it's about Mick Jagger, 0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:57.480 bring Betty or one of those guys. Well, I know 0:27:57.600 --> 0:28:00.280 her song Anticipation is about the Hinz ketchup getting it 0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:02.080 out of the bottle. Oh I don't think so either. 0:28:02.160 --> 0:28:06.280 I think it's just more of a fun pop song. Yeah, 0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.719 because Bob Cases also has a lovely Villa and Key 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:14.239 Largo and it's called Love and it's for sale. It's 0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:17.080 a Love for sale because his his villain, Key Largo, 0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:20.000 is called Love. He's trying to get it off the market. 0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.560 He's been trying for but there's too much water damage 0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:26.320 because he flooded the basement. He threw a party. Were 0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.320 actually floated boats in the basement. Oh my god, were 0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:34.240 you invited? Uh no, I heard about it. Sounds fun 0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:38.760 from my other newscaster friends who were all invited except 0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:41.640 for me. What happens? Maybe you can invite him to 0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:44.280 your Christmas party this year. He's not invited to my houseboat. 0:28:46.720 --> 0:29:01.680 Let's just finish out the song here, smooth up aator? Sorry, Nick? 0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.800 Can we stop it? This is also reminds me of 0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:09.440 a laxative tea I've been promoting called Smooth Operator. And 0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:14.080