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Speaker 1: Hello there, friend, I'm Ron Burgundy, and once again I

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Speaker 1: am podcasting. Welcome, Welcome, one and all, old and young,

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Speaker 1: today's podcast, I Ron Burgundy have many, many thoughts to

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Speaker 1: What do you see up there? Do you mean our

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Speaker 1: I didn't come up with this. This was part of

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Speaker 1: traffic updates. For listeners to be informed. So where is it?

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Speaker 1: Was it stolen? Did someone steal it? I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: You know what, good, I'm glad someone stole it. Do

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Speaker 1: you ever have one of those mornings when you just

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Speaker 1: wake up ready for street vengeance? Gasip your Sonata Carolina,

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Speaker 1: We've got a helicopter thief to catch listen. I told

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Speaker 1: Thomas Maps, the Thomas Guide. It's a it's a thick

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Speaker 1: Let's just finish out the song here, smooth up aator? Sorry, Nick?

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Speaker 1: Can we stop it? This is also reminds me of

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Speaker 1: gets it, gets the job done. Smooth operator. All right,

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Speaker 1: continue laxative ta operator. Stubborn bells, go away the smoother operator.

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Speaker 1: You're going to punish that toilet with smooth Operator. Located

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Speaker 1: We really broke this song down. We cracked the code.

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Speaker 1: meant that much to you. I think whenever we cry,

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Speaker 1: But when you analyze something that means so much to you,

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Speaker 1: can't wait to listen to it over and over again

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Speaker 1: in my house boat. Oh yeah, that's nice. During my

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Speaker 1: you guys do no, I mean we can't come. We

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Speaker 1: be some cancelations. We have some family commitments. All right. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, going to run to the loo.

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Speaker 1: Smooth Operator. I had a little too much smooth Operator

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Speaker 1: before I came into the booth today. Okay, we'll see

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Speaker 1: you later. Let me know you're okay. I will always

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Speaker 1: let you know if I'm okay. Thank you once again,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening. For those of you just tuning in,

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Speaker 1: this is the end of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. You've

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Speaker 1: missed it, you'd have to rewind it all the way

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Speaker 1: to the beginning. For those of you who start at

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Speaker 1: the beginning, we're now at the end of our journey.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming along. And remember, don't do you

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Speaker 1: have something? No, I don't. I was going to think

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Speaker 1: of something prophetic, but no, I don't have anything. So

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say goodbye, goodbye everyone. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to Ron Burgundy Podcast. Bye,