WEBVTT - #177: Don't Cut Me In Line! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.440 Today's Thursday. We normally record on Wednesday, So I ordered 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:07.000 my lasagna through Slice yesterday, so I feel like I 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.400 should have ordered Slice again. Well, I got my Pizza 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:11.400 Republic waiting for me as soon as we're done with 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:14.640 the show. For everybody else, you gotta go to Slice 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:17.840 life dot com and get five dollars off your first 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:21.400 order using code Brooklyn. So do like we just did, 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:24.280 support your local pizza place, say five dollars on your 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.639 first order Keyward Brooklyn. Slice is the largest network of 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:33.680 independent pizzerias in the country and that's why we love them. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:38.560 Guess who just got that today? There Brooklyn mos that 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:42.280 it'd been away. They both have so much to see. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:58.360 You know their names. A brilliant Scaring began toast episode 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:02.160 one seventy seven and Brooken Boys podcast, and we were 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:07.440 playing that music. That's the we were off for a 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.560 week on vacation music, even though we weren't really off 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.800 of vacation. I mean, normally we wouldn't be playing that 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.200 here because we would have had an episode last week, 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:21.960 but we didn't, so we're playing it. So yeah, so 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.840 you know what, Uh, we did a piss poor job 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:30.399 of notifying the people you think I took a personal week. Uh, 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.480 and we weren't able to do a podcast because I 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.600 wasn't around equipment and a lot a lot going on 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.840 in YadA, YadA and YadA. And by the time that 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.400 we picked up all the pieces, it was Friday, and 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.160 we're like, uh, not only did you take a personal week, 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.120 but uh, we didn't eds you a podcast. Uh. And 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:51.720 the slices are clamoring for one. Uh yeah, so apologies, 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.960 although somebody damn me and said, did your podcast get canceled? 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.560 Which I'm not. I'm not sure how that opened. We 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.480 do our own thing, like we don't like exactly like 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.160 cancel culture. Yeah, like you can't fire us from our podcast. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.519 It's our podcast, so not so there you go. But 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.720 one of these days we will quit and that's how 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.480 it will get canceled. But no one didn't even want 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.760 to think that's the possibility. And it's like it's like, 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.800 did you want you didn't watch the Friends Reunion? Right? 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.720 Not yet? Okay, So they talked about how they thought 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:26.280 the show would go on forever because it was so successful, like, oh, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.399 this is not gonna cancel the show. At the height 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:32.200 of their success, they canceled themselves. Well, the network canceled 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.840 them because at some point they were married and had 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:37.040 babies and it was a different show. I'm thinking of Seinfeld, 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.320 the show that went out on top. They could have 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.400 done five seasons. Oh, absolutely, absolutely, they could have, but 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.720 they didn't. So and then the finale wasn't great. The 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.640 Friends finale was very good. I have to say, I'd 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:50.480 like to think that you and I will be here 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:55.120 doing this podcast long after we are off the Big 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.320 Show or the Big Show finishes, you know, not that 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.720 that not that I see that end anytime. But if 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.679 the Strand Morning Show ends, that doesn't mean we end. No, 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.800 at some point we'll need to get jobs. But hopefully 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.840 this will keep us busy and in the industry of industry, 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.720 I mean the business. Yeah, and that's the point where 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.400 we put ourselves behind a paywall, and it's thirty dollars 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:18.200 a month because because we're broke. I don't know about 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:23.160 thirty dollars a month. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, or a 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.240 dime something like that. Yeah, speaking of walls, no names, 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:28.639 but there was a guy he used to be He 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.040 was on in New York radio for a really long time, 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.320 really long. Oh, I know who you're talking about. This 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.960 is embarrassing. Well yeah, well there's there's two parts to this. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.360 I'll tell you that the the we'll talk about the 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.200 first part where he built like a zillion dollars studio 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.960 in the middle of nowhere after his radio show went off, right, 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.960 so he moved on. He moved to Texas, I think, 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.240 and he built a huge radio studio and said I 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.120 don't need to restore radio anymore. And he signed on 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.520 with some third rate wrestling association. And then he's been 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:59.000 doing commercials where he's promoting his action figure. But it 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.720 makes it look like the Wrestling Federation, not the w 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.600 w F, the w w A, not the like not 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.800 the real one, but like this other wrestling company is 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:11.000 promoting his action figure. But it's not he bought the 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.560 action figure. He's paying for commercials and has wrestling in 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:18.279 the background. But he started a podcast with a paywall 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.440 and not what was this like, it's like a month. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.040 There was a lot of money. It was a lot 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:26.840 of money. But people like I'm gonna show you the 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.760 funny and all my listeners from radio for the last 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:35.160 forty years, his voice, his voice radio listens are gonna 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.000 follow me over. Guess what, he's not Howards Stern. They 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.080 did not, they did not follow him. I don't think 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.000 he does his podcast anymore. I don't know, but I 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.240 think you have to like if we did this for 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:49.279 pay like, I'm not let me stay for the record, 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:53.240 I'm not confident that that, let's say, this was our 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.960 this was our thing that we did for a living focus, 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.800 our sole focused and we like dedicated all the time 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.240 energy to this right as our only job. I am 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:06.480 not confident that people would follow us over if we 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:10.120 put ourselves behind a paywall, because listen, if it's for free, 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.200 it's for me. I mean, listen, We'll talk about free 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.760 dessert all day. But if you gotta pay now, all 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.560 of a sudden, everybody's got out of alligator arms and uh, 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.920 you know, long pockets with the money they don't know. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.240 And by the way, we aren't testing the water. This 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.480 is just us talking. Yeah, Now, this is a if 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:30.200 I if there was a podcast I loved, you know what? 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.119 I Would I pay five dollars a month? That seems 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.360 like a nominal fee. Would I pay fifty dollars a year? 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.400 That sounds like more money? Right? Even though fifty dollars 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.400 a year is less than five dollars a month. It 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:45.000 sounds like more, doesn't it. Yes, we would have to give. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.800 We would have to give the show. We would have 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.120 to give more episodes a week for starters. If we're 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.279 going to charge you any monthly fee, that's not now 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.880 you Now you're just torpedo and the whole thing. Shush. No, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.240 you think we're gonna skate by on once a week 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.600 and have people paid. If you pay five dollars a month, 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.080 that's a dollar episode. That's not a lot of money. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.720 But that's like buying a song on on iTunes. And 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:10.360 who doesn't die anymore? Well, we're we're an hour, hour 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.120 and fifteen minute podcast usually, so that's much longer on 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.960 a song. I don't know. I'm not even thinking about 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:19.400 this stuff. But the whole point was that that guy 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:23.960 tried to do that. He gambled and lost, which is 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.640 why I'm scared. That's why i'm again. I think our 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.200 slices are more loyal. I don't think his people were loyal. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.040 I think they listened to him because he was what 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.520 was on the station they liked. I think you have 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.600 to have people like you, right, Like there was no 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.159 passion for him, like Elvis could Elvis could do that. Yeah, 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.960 you think Elvis. Elvis retires in twenty years, he could 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:51.200 probably do a podcast where people would check in, you know. Yeah, okay, okay, 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.840 So I want to give a little backstory. We had 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.120 no problem. We're gonna We're gonna do the podcast today 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.400 at like two o'clock in the afternoon. You know. Yeah. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.160 I was ready to go. In fact, I you to 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:04.400 tweet last night that said, hey, slices tomorrow, a new 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.640 podcast is coming in the afternoon, and here it is. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.600 Any So people were already deeming me, going, well, where 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.240 is it. Right, Here's what happens. I sat down in 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.520 my basement studio. I turned off the dryer, which my 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.120 kid had closed in the dryer. She came down, She's like, hey, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.120 my clothes are way. I was like, I have to podcast. 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.440 Oh I need my clothes for tonight. So that was typical, 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:30.720 you know, teenage situation. However, we weren't recording. So it 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.960 wasn't the end of the world. Why weren't we recording? Well, uh, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.600 we we set everything up and and uh, I said 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.000 to Scary, so are you ready to go? And I 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:44.440 hear this yeah, I'm ready to go like like eight 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:47.840 seconds days. So then so then I I go to 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:49.680 repeat it because like, why aren't you answering me? I said, 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.480 I did answer you, so there was silence and said 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.720 totally why aren't you talking? Basically, there was a terrible delay. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.679 And it was like a terrible delay four second delay 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.880 between me hearing Brody and responding and then Brodie hearing 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.600 me back and him responding. Could you imagine if we 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.920 decided to hit the record button this afternoon with a 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.600 four second delay. It's like when back in the day 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.200 when CNN used to throw it to Iraq in the 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.280 nineties and he used to say, okay, Wolf, what's going 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.640 on and then used to sit there through and then 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.640 they would talk. That's what it would be like for 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.520 every response, right, and you have to do that on 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.000 on cable news. You have to do nod uh huh 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.480 you're waiting? Uh yeah. So anyway, it was terrible and 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.680 I was getting a message saying your WiFi is delayed, 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:36.719 your internet's delayed. Well you knew it wasn't my six 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:40.600 hudred seventy three dollar equipment over here? Oh whoa did 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:44.600 you sell off half of it? No? It wasn't your equipment. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.480 It was definitely. So I then had the troubleshoot what 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.640 was going on? So Scary says, just close the browser, 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.520 tried a different browser. So I tried a different browser. Nope, 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.480 not that didn't fix me. Tried for an hour. Yeah, 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.800 he says, oh, you know what, a clean rebooting, clean 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.720 re boo didn't fix it. Clean clean reboot didn't fix anything. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.679 Rebooted the router, pushed the button, hit the reset, unplugged 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.719 it for a minute, did all the things Verizon is 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:12.000 gonna tell me to do? I did? So do you 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.000 want the whole story now? No, let's let's save part 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.600 two for the rant. That's what I'll say. The lack 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.800 of doing the show at two o'clock gave put me 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:24.600 into a spiral, a rabbit hole that the whole time 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.800 I'm going this is content. So I didn't have a rant, 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.760 but I have a rant now, yes, And so thankfully 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.680 we're doing the podcast later this evening here, so Brodie 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:37.000 could get screwed. Brody got fucked. That's in the five hours, 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.280 and he has a rant for later on. And yeah, 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.319 I want to know why I can't walk around with 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:48.520 a child world t shirt child World. Remember the beach, 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:54.360 Remember remember the beach? In New Jersey. No, no, no, no, no, no, 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.360 none of them. No. In North Jersey and in the 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.800 Tri state area, there used to be a regional toys 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:01.599 to or called child World, and they used to have 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:06.079 a jingle that's it, child World, child World, everything a 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.400 toy store should be. Yes, I remember that. It was 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.360 like kind of like toys as then it was Kaby Toys, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.680 and then it was child World. It was like which 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.080 is why they were out of business, by the way. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.480 So in fact, a little toy stores pretty much are 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.959 so you know, basically it was like a you know, 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.199 a panda and all that stuff. So you want to 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.640 you want a retro shirt. Bumbled upon a website which, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:31.840 as we should we have a sponsored world dot com 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.520 because that's dangerous. I was on, I was on a 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.760 vintage T shirt exactly where you were going with the 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.079 prody and I ordered this shirt. Okay, I ordered It 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.120 was a blue It's a nice light blue sky blue 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.640 shirt with the old school eighties child World, the toy 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:50.120 supermarket logo on it. I buy the shirt online and 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.199 it gets sent to my house and I start waxing 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:56.559 nostalgic about it, right, I'm like, yeah, old school. And 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:00.319 then I realized, oh good, I can't really wear this 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:03.600 anywhere because if people don't get the joke, if people 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.719 don't get that, oh my god, that's cool, that was 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:08.080 like that old school brand from the eighties and nineties, 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.120 then they're gonna look at me like I'm some fucking 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:16.960 freak so or a representative from Florida. So I tried 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:22.920 to Uh yeah, I wore it to work. I weren't 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.520 to work yesterday, but I wore it to the radio station, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.080 and I did get a couple of like weird looks 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.360 kind of people look at the side. I anyway, we 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.360 didn't talk about it on the air, but I'm going 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.679 to dress it right here. If it's for the sake 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.079 of nostalgia, if it's if it's an old school logo 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.240 with an old school print on it and it happens 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:44.280 to be called child World, the Toy the Toys Supermarket, 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.720 why is that a bad thing? Okay? Does the shirt 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.520 say child World Toy Store. It says the World the 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:55.120 Toy Supermarket. It says child World the Toy Supermarket. It's 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.599 the full logo of what it was now again, you 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.120 may not know what child World is or what is 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.600 again terrible name. Probably they would have changed it by 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.920 now if they still exist, the world child World. Yeah, 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:08.480 but there's a lot of those brands and a lot 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:11.679 of those things that existed regionally, Like we had these 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:16.760 things places called corvettes. We had places department stores, department stores. Yeah, 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:20.640 everybody knows the kaldor Bradley's. These are by the way, 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.000 I bought all the shirts. I brought all of them 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.000 on this one website. It's all right, So you're you're 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.680 living in the in the eighties with brands that are regional. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.760 It's it's not ironic. It's I got an Entimate T 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.599 shirt because that's okay, fine, I was gonna buy a 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.800 Crazy Eddie shirt. You know they have the prices are insane. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.319 So yeah, Crazy Eddies was a legendary electronics store in 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.439 this area. Anyway, here's what I would say about child World. Please, 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:48.439 you can't take that risk because it sounds like like 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.040 if you went to Okay, let me ask you a question, 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:53.040 if you went to Plant World, what would you expect 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:58.600 them to sell weed? Alright, plants though, plants, of course. Yeah, 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.960 if you went to Dog world. They'd be selling dogs. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.839 I see where you're going with this. You're going to 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:07.160 child world. You're buying children on the black market. Like, 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.559 that's the terrible name. And if like it looks like 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:12.400 you know what it sounds like, if you don't know 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.360 it's a toy store. I'd look at that shirt and 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.120 think it was like supposed to be a funny attempt 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.880 that here's a store where you can buy children. Oh, 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.360 you can buy kids in the store. It's like, I 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:25.559 get it. It's a pun. That's why they were in stock. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.480 And they weren't sold out like the crazy Eddie Shore 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.000 who was because nobody but I was the only one 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.560 who bought it. Oh no, there's a couple of guys 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:35.040 with vans down by the river right now. But they didn't. Yeah, 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:39.160 for other reasons. I actually am. I'm innocent about it, 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:42.600 and I just don't God, see, how do I get 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.000 myself into this ship? See now here? I was thinking 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.439 I was going to show up at the bars this 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.920 summer with an ironic sort of not it's not even ironic, 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.559 it's the wrong word, but like a nostalgic graphic t 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.360 where somebody in the crowd might be like, look, at that. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.400 I remember that. Oh scary, look at that old shirt. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.480 You can't do that. No, you can't show up to 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.800 a bar of adults with a Child World shirt. Yeah, 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:10.200 you certainly can't go near a school. But but did 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:12.560 you wear it with your trench coat? This? It match 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:17.599 this print? Brody has I'm gonna I'm I'll post a 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.520 picture of it later. No, actually you shouldn't know, because 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:24.080 then the Internet's gonna cancel me. Damn I can't. God, 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.120 damn it. I can't even show it anyway. It's it's innocent. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.200 A right would be making but they wouldn't be making 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.200 it if it was for any other reason. It's just, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.520 you know, we all like to go into our past. Yeah, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.600 but you don't. You don't, Okay, but you can't. No, 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:44.720 it's terrible. No child alright, I've got just got another 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:49.200 sleep shirt. So thanks, you're gonna You're gonna sleep in 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.600 your Child World shirt. No one's gonna see me. That's 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.680 the point. Sleep shirts are just for me. Yeah, Michael 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:59.400 Jackson like sleep shirt, dude, come on a sleep shoot 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.520 at donald Get Yeah. When I know I wear T 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:08.800 shirts at night underwear you have unders. No one sees 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.080 the shirt but me. That's my point, and this shirt 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.920 will never see the light of day period. I'm not 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.440 gonna I'm not gonna wear it anywhere, you know, only 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.960 for myself at night. What am I gonna do? Throw 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:20.880 it away? I mean, you definitely can't sk your own 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.360 d wearing that shirt. That's just that's terrible. I'm just saying, Brodie, 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.280 you know you're being disgusting. Now, You're not a path No, 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.840 I'm just hearing that. Why didn't you think about it 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.840 before you bought the shirt? I didn't because you don't 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:35.680 want because my money doesn't go there. Because I'm actually 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.480 pretty pure about that. You know what I'm saying. Did 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.320 you also like a girl Scout shirt? No? Dude, come on, 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.920 you know what I'm saying. It's I'm innocent. That's why 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.680 I bought it because I don't think the way I 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:51.120 probably should. I'm innocent. Also, I just think you're asking 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.320 for trouble. Yeah, all right, well, I'm not gonna well 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.480 forget it and I'm retiring the shirt, but you know 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.440 the rest will live on, you know. All right? Well, 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.680 I gotta m AFU now I need your opinion on something, 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.120 so I'm gonna give credit where credit is due. I 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.720 told you I'm a big fan of a New York 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.200 radio show on w f A and Carton and Roberts. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.200 Craig Carton, Evan Roberts. You give them credit. I've mentioned 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:18.080 them before on this podcast. They had a conversation yesterday. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.320 They got me very got me irked. But before I 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:23.320 tell you the conversation scary. You know those people that 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:26.280 when you're on an exit to a parkway, right, Let's 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.920 say you're like eighth in line, seventh in line, and 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.080 then that car comes in at the right, at the end, 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:36.200 it right at the exit, chisel they chisel in. Okay, 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:40.240 what if the second car in line decides they're gonna 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:43.000 let that car go ahead of them? Does that second 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:47.480 car have the right to do that? No, it doesn't, right, 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:51.640 because they're speaking for the entire parkway right, they're letting. 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.680 But if the chisel er chiseled his way and then 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.280 the second car just backed off because they don't want 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.960 to they don't want to get to an accident, then 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:03.240 I can understand. Because sometimes I wanted to get you 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.159 on the record on chiselers before I give you this conversation, 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:10.359 because I'm pretty sure I know what you're gonna say. So, 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.520 Craig Carton says, he is this great idea, right, great 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.560 idea for when you're at like a concert or a 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.800 sporting event and it's a really long line. He says, 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.919 you go up to the second person in line, because 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:24.840 don't do this if the line is not that long. 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.879 But if the line is really long, you go up 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:31.159 to the second person and you say, hey, man, if 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:32.760 you could just add on a couple of things for me, 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.359 like a beer and some fries or hot dog whatever, 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:39.159 I'll pay for your food in mine. He said. It 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.600 works every time. The guy, the guy on online of 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:43.480 the woman will always say that, oh, you're buying my food. 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.359 No problem. You give him like forty bucks whatever. They 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:48.959 buy your food. Also when they go up and then 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:50.720 you don't have to wait online and it costs your money, 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:54.920 but you have to wait online paying for access, which 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.560 is I see no problem with you, don't. You don't 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:01.359 see that as chisel that's not a chiseler. Why because 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.680 the person, the second person in line, the second person 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.600 in line, is going to give the order all at once. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.280 It's gonna be one transaction and that's the end of it. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.119 It's not two transactions. It's one. Yeah, but what if 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.119 they order a popcorn and it has to be microwaved. 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.520 What if they order a condition has to be microwaved 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:18.680 that they weren't gonna order. What if they wanted a 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.120 beer and then the beer tap runs out, they gotta 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.800 change the beer tap. It's gonna take at least an 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:26.800 extra minute or two to get whatever food. That's where 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.639 I did well, that's where I have to disagree with 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:32.720 my own statement from before. I think that there's nothing 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.680 wrong with that. I think it's clever. And I think 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.080 if you're smart enough to think about it, and you 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:38.960 have the money to pay for it, and you feel 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:40.440 like you want to reach into your pocket and do 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.680 it and it's a nice gesture, I think you have 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:46.640 every right to do it. And I disagree completely because 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:50.200 you for it. That's why you know, you've you've you. 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:52.200 That's not now I would if I didn't want to 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:55.000 wait a line and and nobody else was offended. Let 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:57.040 me ask you this scary. Let's say you're the guy 0:18:57.119 --> 0:19:00.520 third in line, right, You've waited forty minutes to get 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:02.720 to that point. Now, the guy in front of you 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.760 was making a profit and slowing you down more. You're 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:07.920 not bothered at all. You have no problem with it. 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.200 As the third guy in line, I had a problem 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.160 with it. But I have to sit there and eat 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:13.879 my words. I have to take it. I have to 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:18.440 take it because because somebody came and you know, outsmarted me. 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:22.680 Sometimes sometimes you use, sometimes you lose. And if I 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:24.439 was third in line, I would have been a loser. Well, 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:25.720 if I was third in line, I would have said, 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.360 pay for half my food. I'll do it for less. 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:31.040 You know who did this? The guy in front of 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:35.439 me do this? Last week? Um Our producer Sam's boyfriend William. 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.800 You know, big buff William William in the sauna with 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:41.240 sauna William that he worked me out in the saunas 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.840 did uh? You know he's a physically fit guy. Um 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:50.760 They were saying. Sam was waiting to get into the nightclub. 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:53.040 She gets in the club, but then she's you know, 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.560 but but William hadn't entered yet. He was all the 0:19:56.600 --> 0:19:59.160 way in the back and he wanted to get some food, 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:02.480 but the line was long. So she sees at the 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:06.159 corner of her eye he's buying five slices of pizza. 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:11.440 Five slices of pizza. All the way out because give 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:12.920 me a line. There's a line for the club and 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:15.840 then in the and then you know, several feet beyond 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.000 that is an open food court for anybody to get pizza. Okay, 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:20.680 let me just set that up for you. That's the 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:24.760 death Jenkinson's in Point Pleasant Beach, not a sponsor. So 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:29.520 so he didn't he didn't do the pizza walking, did he. No, 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:32.600 he didn't. One better, So she's like, why is he 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.639 buying five slices of pizza for himself? It's just for himself. 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:37.600 He would never do that. He didn't, you know what 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:40.680 he did. No, he wanted to slice of pizza. He 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:45.119 legit went cut the line all the way to the 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:48.959 front and and just whispered to the person, Hey, I'm 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:52.240 gonna give you the slice of pizza if you you know, 0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:54.720 let me you know, cut you or something like that, 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.159 or you and your group of people here because you 0:20:57.240 --> 0:21:01.160 wrote extra pizza for people bought. He bought three extra 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:03.520 slices for the p for the group of people that 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:05.920 were like right in front, and he handed it to 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:10.639 them as if he was part of the group that 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:13.680 he was walking back, so to them they knew he 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:16.720 was a line cutter. Right, they're getting free food out 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:21.200 of it, and he said it low enough for them 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:25.600 to you understand what saying for them to be you're 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:29.679 part of our group. So when will you walk up 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:31.600 and start saying talking to the guy like he's your buddy. 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.680 Everything you have everyone in back, all the people that 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:36.679 were waiting on line to get into the club, they 0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:38.840 got fucked. They got fucked, but they didn't know they 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:42.800 got fucked because they thought, oh, he was the he 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:46.000 was the fifth friend that decided to go get pizza, 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:48.040 and now he's bringing it back to them. He's with 0:21:48.200 --> 0:21:52.000 that group and no one, no one called him out 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:54.040 for it, and he got away with it and it 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:59.959 cost him three exercises. So is that wrong? Okay, well, 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:01.720 before I answer that question, let me go back to 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:05.639 the Parkway by Sam was already in the club and 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:07.600 witness the entire thing. I was like, holy sh it, 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.560 that was genius. We should be talking about that on 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:12.760 the radio. But here's the thing. Let me go back 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:16.640 to the car chiseling in at the exit. Okay, Let's 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:19.360 say the guy rolls down his window in his BMW 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:22.640 and he says to the guy, because that's to those 0:22:22.680 --> 0:22:25.840 people you know. He says to the guy in the ford, Hey, man, 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:28.159 can you let me in? I'll give you I'll give 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:30.680 you ten bucks, and he throws the ten dollars into 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.680 the guy's call window and the guy lets him in 0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:36.920 for ten bucks. Now it's the same situation. Now, is 0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:42.960 it okay to chisel in? Oh your fad, get ahead, 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:49.119 get head ahead. It's not ah okay. Oh so what 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:52.240 if we're The guy in the BMW was like, Mike, Mike, 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:53.600 Oh my god, I haven't seeing you in a while. 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:56.320 I love your new Ford, Mikey babes, let me get 0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:57.960 in front of you, Mike. And the guy in the 0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:01.040 Ford's like, oh yeah, alright, Tony, give me ten bucks. 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:02.960 They're like oh yeah, and he cut some cut in. 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:07.800 That's fine then, right, Yeah, it's about the Benjamin's or 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:11.000 the pizza. Yeah, that's not okay either. That's why I 0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:13.080 set you up at the traffic scenario first, because I 0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:15.359 know the way your mind works. You love cutting lines, 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:17.520 you love the belt. We all do. We all love 0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:19.920 cutting lines. We all love access, don't we like access? 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:22.480 I like access. When it's like, hey, you guys work 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:23.800 on the radio, we'd love to have you come in 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:26.119 the club. That's not cutting anybody, that's just giving you, 0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:29.840 letting you in in addition everybody else. But that's different 0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:33.159 than cutting in. I've never chisel in the parkway, never chisel. 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:38.080 I'm a no chat and I I'm the guy. I'm 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.760 the guy who who like rides the bumper the guy 0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:43.159 in front of him. Okay, you are not getting in 0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:45.719 getting Look you are not getting I don't even look 0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:48.040 at them. What if you're at home? I love I 0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:52.520 love the William pizza thing is that it's brilliant. It's brilliant. 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:54.480 What I don't think it's nice. What if you're okay? 0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:56.880 What if you're eating pizza, speaking of pizza, and you're 0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.359 sitting at home and you're waiting for your pizza to 0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:03.440 get there okay from slice, and you know he wanted 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:06.280 to get there extra quickly to make sure your pie 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:08.879 is hot. I feel like this analogy is gonna be terrible. 0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:13.560 And he did, he did, he did the chisel. Would 0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:15.719 you be okay if you were on the receiving end 0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:20.520 of hot pizza from your favorite local pizzeria? Do I 0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:25.760 know eachise me and say said to you, I chiseled 0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:29.600 my way into a line because Otherwise you wouldn't have 0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:31.520 gotten this pie for an extra ten minutes and it 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:34.600 would have been cold. Would you, as the recipient of 0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:37.639 the pizza, wait, who paid for that pie? You'd be 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:40.040 able because I'll tell you what, what about the guys 0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:42.760 that that had to wait that much longer on the 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:45.359 on the exit? Who maybe we're on the way to 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:48.160 watch the birth of their child or their favorite TV 0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:50.520 show and they don't have a DVR or their wife 0:24:50.560 --> 0:24:52.520 told him the next time you're late, that's it. You're 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.280 sleeping on the couch. Right, You never know what those 0:24:55.359 --> 0:24:58.119 people will late. The people at Chisel Scary think that 0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:01.280 their life is more important than everybody. Whatever's in their mind. 0:25:01.320 --> 0:25:03.320 I go, oh, I gotta Chisel because I got a 0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.280 blah blah blah blah blah. They are They are egotistical 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:09.560 enough to not care about other human beings. All right, 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.479 we were talking about Slice, so we might as well 0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:14.399 talk about Slice. Because Pizza Republic is a local pizza 0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:18.359 spot by me and I ordered. I ordered a rice ball. 0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.159 They have two types of rice balls there. They got 0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:22.280 the one one of my food yesterday now I'm hungering. No, 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:23.760 they got I got the rice ball with the meat 0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:26.480 and peas which is the classic Sicilian. Pick those peas out, 0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:28.840 and then I have a cheese rice ball. Uh. And 0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:33.520 then I got a chicken millonnaise which is waiting for me, 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:37.920 and two slices just because. The best part about Slice 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:43.560 they literally work with the local pizza person. They've saved 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:47.440 pizza people two fifty million dollars in fees. This is 0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:50.240 supporting list on your order. Yes, this is supporting local. 0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:54.080 This is supporting small businesses because all these pizzai is 0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:55.800 they don't have their own apps. They can't do it, 0:25:56.119 --> 0:25:59.760 so they link up with Slice. That helps them compete 0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:02.080 with big boys you know that are in town. Scary. 0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:04.080 Not only do they help the little guy by giving 0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:06.720 them the technology of a big guy, they don't charge 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:10.159 them exorbitant fees. That's the real thing. They give them 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:13.359 the service and they charge a minuscule amount of money 0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:16.440 for these pizza places to have the technology so that 0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:19.160 pain in the butt me can place the customized order 0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:21.920 through the app and not annoy the people. That's that's 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:24.280 the real The real thing is they're not getting me 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.240 annoying them, and they're not paying a lot of money 0:26:26.280 --> 0:26:28.440 for it. You could take five days in a week 0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:32.160 and order from five different local pizza shops, and each 0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:35.200 time you order you get another pizza point. You get 0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:38.960 eight pizza points, five pie bam. I couldn't wait. I 0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:41.080 couldn't wait for you to say it. So you're earning pizza. 0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:43.399 You're earning. And right now, if your first time ordering 0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:46.600 through Slice, you can get five dollars off, just just 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.480 code word Brooklyn right, new customers, five dollars off your 0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:51.919 first order. But here's the thing. You have a spouse, 0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:55.160 someone you're dating, get them and download the app even 0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:57.320 though you have it, and then use their five dollars 0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:00.200 you got. I see a pattern developing here. I see 0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:03.000 a way to get more five dollar coupons. You know 0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:05.800 what you do, Go and to work, have somebody at work, 0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:07.800 A couple of people that work download for them on 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:09.960 their phones, and then they can get five dollars off 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.159 and buy you lunch. How about that? How about that? 0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:17.560 More info is at Slice life dot com with Body 0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:21.920 and scary Um. We always do that together, you know. 0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.879 After a commercial breakople, ma'am, I want to play sound 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.440 if that's okay. But I also want to talk about horoscopes. 0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.880 It's about her scopes for a second. You know, I'm 0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:36.160 not a fan of her scopes, neither of mine. Look, 0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:38.800 if you believe in them, that's fine. You you be you, 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:41.800 not you you slices. If you guys believe in her scopes, 0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:46.720 you be you? Okay, you do you Me personally, I'm 0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:49.560 not a fan of someone who writes for a newspaper 0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:55.879 or website writing horoscopes and determining how my day is. Right. Oh, 0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:57.480 you're gonna make a new friend today. You don't know that. 0:27:58.280 --> 0:27:59.680 You know you. If you knew me, you know I'm 0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.760 not making new friends. So where I was born? Who? 0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.360 You can't tell me my day based on what day 0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.600 I was born? So many years, a lot of times. 0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:14.160 They're written in generalities, generalities, up against the wall. Oh 0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:17.000 you might make some money, an opportunity is gonna arise. 0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:19.760 Don't look at gift horse in the mouth. Be careful 0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:22.199 how you walk today. Uh, you might get a new 0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:25.359 project at work. Somebody's gonna call you and you go, 0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.080 oh my god. Three of the seven things were so me. 0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:32.879 It's perfect again. So somebody raised an interesting question that 0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:36.639 I'm surprised no one has ever brought up before. So 0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:39.200 here's what the text message said, I have a question, 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.640 where do you get your horoscopes from? If you go 0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:45.600 online and ask for daily horoscopes, every horoscope for today 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:49.680 is different. Why is that? In other words, the morning 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.920 show horoscopes aren't the same as the New York Posts 0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:58.040 horoscopes or horrorscope dot com or your Daily Horoscope dot 0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:01.320 org or whatever. They're not to say why, So I 0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:04.520 wrote back, you want the real answer. They're written by humans, 0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:08.200 random generalities that randomly seem to be talking right to you. 0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.200 So they wrote back, I just find it odd that 0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.640 they write different hortorscopes for the same day, but yet 0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:19.160 people can't miss them. The people love their right, so 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.600 I said again, it's people who get paid to make 0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:25.040 them up all over the world. They aren't based on anything, 0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:28.840 just random words thrown together. It's not like you have 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:33.520 uh astrology experts in the Oklahoma Gazette where they're like 0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:36.880 looking at the maps and the charts and they they 0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:39.720 put some ship together on Tuesday that very easily could 0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:43.000 have been Thursday. They tell Aquarius stuff they very easily 0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:46.400 could have told Pisces. It's not a thing. It's not now. Look, 0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:48.160 if you go to somebody that you believe. As an 0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:50.280 expert and a fortune teller, I'm not gonna get into 0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:54.240 that somebody who could read my palm it looked. I'm 0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.280 not gonna tell you that every higher power it does. 0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:58.520 I'm a skeptic, but if it works for you, it 0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:02.160 works for you. I'm only a dry sing written horoscopes. Okay. 0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:05.840 It's people that read tarot cards. There are people that 0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:09.120 read these lifelines. They look a look at different, They 0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:12.080 look at the creases in your in your hand. These 0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:16.360 people are onto something else which could which may or 0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:18.320 may not be a scam as well. You know, if 0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:21.800 you listen, listen when when my parents went to a 0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:26.040 fortune teller before I was born, they did it like, 0:30:26.120 --> 0:30:27.920 oh that's a goof. They were out another couple. They 0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:30.360 were like, let's go to fun tell right. The woman 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:33.720 said to my mother, you're gonna you're gonna have a child. 0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:37.320 You're gonna have a son. She wasn't pregnant, Okay. I 0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:41.840 told my father, you're expecting news about a new job. Okay. 0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:45.360 Like a couple of weeks later, my mother found out 0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:48.120 she was pregnant with me, and my father found out 0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:50.720 he was going to be a police officer. Now you 0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:54.080 can tell everybody, oh my god, this woman was you know, 0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:58.440 had amazing powers, or you can go that's random. You 0:30:58.480 --> 0:31:00.600 saw a young couple come in. They're probably at the 0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:02.600 age we're gonna try to have kids like you can an. 0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:04.640 I don't look, I don't know. I don't know the woman. 0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:06.960 The reason is sometimes they're right. The reason as far 0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:10.960 as her scopes go, they're all different because so the 0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:14.280 person wrote back, thank you for responding. I get it. Now. 0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:17.280 There's a common thing here, though, Brodie. That the reason 0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:22.080 why I bring up tarot cards and fortune telling, Tarot cards, 0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:27.800 tarot cards, fortune telling and reading your your your lifelines 0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:30.600 and all and like, and horror scopes, all of it 0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:35.200 together has one thing in common. It it's something for 0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:39.200 people to believe in. People want to believe in something. 0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:43.120 Brett Michael's yeah, because I get something to believe thank you, 0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:47.640 poison poison. But Brett Michaels, my my, So that was 0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:50.680 my larger point when you bring up her scopes to me, 0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:54.080 it all falls in this world of I'm not saying 0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:58.560 tomfoolery or trickery or random thought nous, whatever I'm saying 0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:03.000 it it falls into you. It lies with the people 0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:06.880 that believe people. And that's why I'm saying, if you look, 0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:09.080 you can believe in whatever you want. You can believe 0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.480 in hard scope. If you're a slice, you're going, hey, Brodie, 0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:13.640 what the fuck? No? No, no, no, That's what I'm saying. 0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.200 You can believe in it. All I'm saying is this 0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:20.240 is the first person in all of my years of 0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:24.800 reading text messages and emails and being alive, no one 0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:29.560 has ever asked why they don't all match, right, Like, 0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:32.600 why does one say you should get an adventure today 0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.600 and one says you should be cautious today? Because right 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:38.320 because of the random randomness of it, because it different 0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:41.479 people are just writing them. I love how. By the way, uh, 0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.480 nobody calls me all day. I've said this once before 0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.000 and nobody texts me. Nobody calls me. And now here 0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:50.680 we are about forty minutes into this podcast, and I've 0:32:50.720 --> 0:32:54.600 gotten about seventeen texts from different people. My phone is 0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:57.240 ringing off the hook right now. Look what is so important? 0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:01.040 I told everybody, Hey, I'm recording a Brooken Boys podcast. 0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:03.760 But obviously they don't want me to do this podcast 0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.720 for some reason. They're like, you know what, go another 0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:09.520 week without doing a podcast. So here's an old trick. 0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:11.440 When you're on hold with a company for a long time, 0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:14.360 and it happened again today. When you're on hold and 0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:16.800 like we'll wait with your momentarily, it calls very important, 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:21.280 sit down on the toilet, start peeing. They will pick 0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:25.000 up almost every time. Oh yeah, it's like like like 0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:30.840 you're peeing right, like hello, So like you gotta hit 0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:33.680 the mute button, cut the stream off. So I try 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:36.160 to remember to put it on mute when I'm gonna 0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.920 go to the bathroom because I know they're gonna pick up. 0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:42.080 They're absolutely gonna pick up. That's that's the way the 0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:46.080 world works. But that's not horoscopes. That's just that's just 0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.760 bad luck. Yeah, it really is. All right, well, we'll 0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:51.000 can wrap that conversation up because I think we're gonna 0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:53.360 have people that are really piste off at us. All right, 0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.680 so we play some sound. We should change the subject 0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:58.600 for that. I have a little bit of a surprise. 0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:02.880 Oh little surprised will throw throw a little wrench in 0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:05.600 the works here. Okay, I didn't we didn't plan this, 0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:07.640 Well you didn't plan this, But who's on the phone, 0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:19.279 say hi to my other podcast? Host Cheryl, what are 0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:22.080 you doing? What's up? Well, I'm doing a podcast and 0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:23.880 my boy, he didn't mention, he was putting more on. 0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:27.200 That's terrific, you know, because we're kind of like, you know, 0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:29.880 we're kind of like work together, but we don't work together. Right. 0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:33.480 We got these two podcasts with Mr Terry Jones over here, 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:36.080 and we never get to talk anymore if you're familiar, 0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:42.600 But everyone listening and watching the Speaking Volumes podcast with 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:46.120 Share and Scary, where we you know, we talk about 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.960 lifestyle and uh fun pop culture things as well. Um, 0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.160 but you know, it's not just every day that I say, 0:34:53.239 --> 0:34:56.279 let's do a little cross promote here, but today's a 0:34:56.360 --> 0:35:00.120 special day. And I shared Brody, do you hear how 0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:03.520 giddy Share is. She's got so much excitement in her voice, 0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:05.680 and they give you a backstory before you tell everybody 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:10.200 why she's excited. I remembered earlier, earlier, today, I remembered 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.200 that Share had a reason to be excited, and I 0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:16.160 texted her, I said, hey, can you remind me the details? 0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.160 I want to help promote it. You got a big 0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.680 day coming up. She was like, how did you even remember? 0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:24.040 How don't you remember that? And I said, well, unlike 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:27.080 unlike some people I care about a lot of times musicians, 0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:31.600 We've been texting all day today. Yeah, we've been texting 0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:36.520 all day. You have been Honestly, I haven't even gotten 0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:39.239 a chance to see Brody in forever because do you 0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:42.080 remember Scary when we had our old podcast. I got 0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.239 to spend time down at the studio when we were 0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:48.920 doing it down there, showy, hold on, let's promote that 0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:51.000 the fair show also here on the brook and Boys 0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.880 channel before episode zero. Feel free to binge those we 0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:57.040 they count toward our number, don't they, Brodie? They do. 0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.960 That was with the Jersey Kid t and uh and 0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:04.600 Share and mice and and me and uh yes, so right, 0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:06.799 so so so Share is here. It's to wait a second. 0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:09.120 So I'm actually helping to contribute to the Brooklyn Boys. 0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:10.920 So I have to get some love from your people 0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:13.160 over there over to our speak volumes, Arry, I mean, 0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:15.359 what the hell right? And you know what, the same 0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:17.800 way Brodie brings people over to Walkers and talkers, we 0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:21.400 can bring people over to our But for today, this 0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:24.200 is like when an artist comes into the studio and 0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.760 Elvis always says, you have new music coming out tomorrow. 0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:33.080 It's like you're giving birth. So Share is about to 0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:38.919 give birth again. Why don't you tell everybody what's happening. Well, 0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:41.640 I am happy to announce that I'm back on the 0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:45.279 big screen tomorrow. We got a theatrical release and go 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:48.600 O D for Death in Texas. So I start in 0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:57.440 a movie that comes back tomorrow with Brucen Darn Award 0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:02.840 winning Darn, the Little Star Wars character played by Laura 0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:09.280 Dern that crazy s from Avatar. From Avatar, Lara Flynn 0:37:09.360 --> 0:37:15.480 Boyle from the Practice, From the Practice, Lara Flynn, you're talking. 0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:18.560 This is an awesome path. I mean, I want to 0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:21.279 tell you they were not only great to just work with, 0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.680 but great to get to know. It was a wonderful experience. 0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:27.319 But the movie is called Death and Texas, written button 0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:31.080 directed by Scott wind Powser who did Hurricane Heist and 0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:34.279 a bunch of other movies that you guys have probably seen. Um. 0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:38.160 But my character in this is Jennifer, and you guys 0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:40.360 are gonna fall in love with Jennifer because Jennifer is 0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.120 just like multidimensional character and the thing I loved about 0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.200 this role with that I got a huge range of 0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:49.200 emotion to carry, and that's something that you don't always get. 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:51.160 You know, a lot of times, it's very fun. It's 0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:53.960 important by it's important to note here that and Shares 0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:57.120 not doing this justice. She's in the entire film and 0:37:57.239 --> 0:37:59.840 she she does seem Bruce dern are in there for 0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.239 she's actually in this and it's this is a film 0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:06.759 that's in theaters and also at midnight tonight will be 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:11.799 on demand on your TV. And hold on, you got 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.239 to give the date. It's Janue's to June three, as 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:22.080 we're reporting fourth midnight death in Texas. I also hear 0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.680 there's a shot of you in very tight shorts bending 0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:30.880 over the bar, because oh there's some there's some major 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:34.120 wardrobe outfittinnis. And let me tell you something. I have 0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:36.920 to have to share this. I am all boomed and 0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:39.480 butt out in a lot of these shots, and it's 0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:45.120 just it's just adds to the taste. And I heard 0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:47.000 there was a picture of you floating around the internet. 0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:52.000 Well you're not exposed, is that true? Yeah, that's that. Yeah, 0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:56.319 that's true. I am not exposed in the texture. It's 0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:59.000 not because that's not really what the story is about. 0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:01.360 But you know what at dealing with the car Pal. Okay, 0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.640 in this movie, you ready for this, the car Pal 0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:08.600 runs the Mexican guest. Yes, el Paso. We're talking at 0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:10.320 El Paso. That they went to shoot this film in 0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:13.680 El Paso. She was gone for a year. I was. 0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:16.280 We were down and we were down in New Mexico 0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.640 for a very long time, right before the pandemic. That's 0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:25.000 when we stopped. Yes, well we were, yeah, we were 0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:28.880 in also right and we were also but we were 0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:31.759 also in um the bar scenes and all the rest 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.200 of those actually happening in Las Cruises. I don't know 0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:38.319 if you guys know where that is Mexican And yeah, 0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:42.399 that's New Mexico. And we had yeah, and we had 0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:45.840 and we had El Paso. And look, the film is 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:49.120 called Death in Texas. They wanted authentic, we got even authentic. 0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:52.960 This wasn't shot in some studio in l A. I 0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:55.520 just want to point out that Scary's co host for 0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:59.120 his other podcast, Speaking Volumes, is now in a in 0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.880 a movie with Bruce Stern and Lara Flynn Boyle and 0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:09.640 a lot of this Okay, it's even like yes starring. 0:40:10.080 --> 0:40:12.160 I would like to take this opportunity to point out that. 0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:15.680 My other podcast, Walkers and Talkers, my co host Jamie, 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:20.360 produces a morning show that plays Christmas music from October 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:24.640 to January. Okay, so I also have something to brag 0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:31.919 about Christmas music. So listen, I gotta tell you, guys, 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:33.960 I shouldn't be happier to come on here. I was 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.640 doing a ton of R today and I was waiting 0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:40.279 waiting for this podcast because to me, Brooklyn Boys is 0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.360 another little source of my life over here. Like I 0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:44.800 feel like you guys are like an extension of like 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:48.920 like freaking volumes. Right. Okay, so when when you go 0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:53.360 up for the Golden Globe right to get the podcast? No, no, no, 0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:55.720 it would be great if you had like two thugs 0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:58.320 with you from Brooklyn to like walk up with you 0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:04.320 or maybe like our fault water shirt, you know, to 0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:07.680 the awards ceremony. Oh my god, oh my god. Well listen, 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:09.600 I hear you guys have a peril. Maybe you should 0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:11.480 just start sending me a pail, start wearing it on 0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:13.480 some of Yeah, if you want to, If you want 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:15.319 to get someone, we'll send you some shirts. You can 0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:19.680 cut them up and show them the boobs. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, 0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:22.239 will make them sort and like cute and stuff, and yeah, 0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:24.759 I mean I may actually stay up till midnight and 0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:27.160 order it for twelve dollars on demand because I do 0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:29.680 have it on FiOS here and I will watch Death 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.640 in Texas is scary. Send me the log in. Once 0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:35.799 you do that, you're not gonna pay. You're not gonna pay. 0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:41.520 You gotta pay free ro share, did you hear? Wait 0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:45.560 a minute, shirt share just as for free merchandise. I 0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:48.120 gotta pay for the movie. Yes you do. You're supporting 0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:50.360 a friend. Wait a minute. We just gave her a 0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:52.640 lot more than twelve dollars in promotion. I gotta get 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:56.160 a happy come on, Hold on a second, Hold on 0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.120 a second. Oh, in promotion you mean in this yes, 0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:05.120 I'm gonna do social media. Yeah, my buddy, I'm giving 0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:07.719 you free social media. You're right, You're right, you are? 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.040 You are? It was like really good to text with 0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:13.160 you today too. I mean, that's kind of like a 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:16.000 quality day today. I got to text with Brody today 0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:18.080 and I was like, really, you're gonna promote this was 0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:22.120 freaking obs right. Plus the film. Once I get a 0:42:22.200 --> 0:42:24.080 link for the download from you, I can then talk 0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.320 about how great the movie was even though I already 0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:30.359 know it's gonna be great, I am dumbfounded. Scary made 0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.080 it sound like, oh yeah, she's in this thing with 0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:37.640 this is the real deal. Now these are people with stars. 0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:41.520 She's in the trailer three times in the trailer for 0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:44.799 the film, I'll tell you something, you guys are gonna 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:48.080 love the characters to because it actually holds together the 0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:52.320 whole movie. So without realizing it, Jenna for literally is 0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:55.200 the source of giving everybody the information as the movie 0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:58.319 goes along, and it actually helps you follow the whole story. 0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:05.440 So the hard work kills people like we're spoilers here. 0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:10.480 Remember the movie comes out not kills people like that. 0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:12.680 But I gets to be kicking ass in it. I 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.640 get to be romantic in it, be showy in it, 0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:17.680 I get to be sassy in it, and then I 0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:20.400 get can navigate the dark borders of the El Paso 0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:23.360 underworld nice and again. The name of the movie is 0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:26.520 Death and Taxes. No, no, no, it's death in Texas, 0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:32.040 the only two things you can count on, right, Death 0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:34.600 and taxes. No. Was that done on purpose, by the way, 0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:37.919 like as a play on words. Yeah, right now, let's 0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:40.160 just let's just talk about me and shorts shorts again. 0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:43.280 I think we could just go back to boot shorts anyway, 0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:48.440 all right, and Starry come on that. I can hear 0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:49.960 it in your voice. You're gonna be up all night. 0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:54.440 You're not sleeping. UM, check it out. Support our Share. 0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:57.640 You've got to see Share Deathly Texas. It's definitely in 0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:59.880 your on demand. It's also in some theaters around the country. 0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:01.840 And based on the way she described her outfit, you 0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:03.719 can watch it with the sound off. Yes you can, 0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:10.440 she tells Jennifer Volumes. Jennifer the speaking, no volume. Just 0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:12.759 put a piece of paper over the scariest part of 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:18.080 the screen. He's awful, He's awful. Share. Um, Yes, but 0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:21.040 please do death in Texas. Uh and and I. We're 0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:22.880 gonna let you go for here from here. Share, but 0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.400 we love you so much. Appreciate a guy. Congratulations to 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:29.200 thank you for being so supportive. Thank you to all 0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:32.280 your fans for caring and follow me on my Instagram 0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.160 at share to sendza and you guys get to see 0:44:34.200 --> 0:44:37.120 some behind the scenes and some s E n Z 0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:46.279 A and some behind not castanza not castanza. You could 0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:48.160 just look in the credits. I'm like, you know at 0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:50.760 the top right and they've just searched for Speaking Volumes 0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:53.239 podcast to see her name there. If you forget there's 0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.960 that well back this podcast stuff. I just spelled it. Yeah, 0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:59.880 you're welcome, Shake tonight. It's really great talking to you. 0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:08.560 Wow burn in Texas. That's a boy. That's awesome. Brody, 0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:12.400 you know it really fucking is awesome. I mean all 0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:14.520 jokes aside. I mean, I know we we sometimes we 0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:16.880 ham things up a little bit, like, oh my, he's 0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:21.239 our buddy, he's got a huge thing, huge role. She's not. 0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:24.200 This isn't you know. It's not an extra so so 0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:26.200 and it's and it's a feature film. It's an actually 0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:30.920 wide release. Um alright. So with that said, sound do 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:32.800 some sound. And then I also want to talk to 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:35.360 you about my friend, our friend, Anthony Roda, who is 0:45:35.360 --> 0:45:39.160 on our podcast. Now. I un uncovered something big, uncork 0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:42.680 something I may have I may have unleashed the kracking. 0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:46.440 There's something big is going on, and I gotta tell 0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:48.600 you about that. So the first thing I have here 0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:52.640 is bad seventies DJ okay. So everybody, by the way, 0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:56.040 I posted on our Instagram on my Instagram at David 0:45:56.080 --> 0:46:02.839 Brody the commercial of Oh My Right the monoclonal antibodies 0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:05.719 right what she calls her aunt. Oh my. When you 0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:10.759 see the commercial at David Brodie, it's even worse to 0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:15.279 hear it because she hangs up on her aunt. She 0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:16.799 goes for a run on the beach with her dog. 0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:19.200 She didn't give a shit about her aunt. Her aunt's dead, 0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:21.600 her aunt is you watched the commercial. There's no way 0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:24.600 the aunt's gonna call her doctor anyway. People were commenting 0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:27.040 how much not only they love that, but they love 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:31.520 oh my, and they and they love um Katie, Katie, 0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:35.239 Babs Katie, I gotta request that, says, we gotta do 0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:42.040 that every show. Yeah, so okay, So, uh you know, 0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:45.160 I've talked about having satellite radio in my car, and 0:46:45.239 --> 0:46:47.520 I was flipping around, as they call it, the channels, 0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:50.520 and uh, if you, if you, if you go to 0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:53.600 like channel five, it's the fifties. Channel six is the sixties, 0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:56.320 seven and seventies, eighties and eighties, nine is the nineties 0:46:56.320 --> 0:47:00.520 and whatever. So here and and I hit on channel 0:47:00.800 --> 0:47:03.960 seven for the seventies al right now. I like seventies 0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:07.280 music occasionally, so I stopped to listen for a second. 0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:12.680 And this guy, I want you, he's making a joke. Okay, 0:47:13.520 --> 0:47:15.920 he makes the joke, and then then he kind of 0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.560 like takes credit for the joke, as if he just 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.920 made a brilliant joke. So I want you to hear 0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:23.000 the clip and tell me what the funk he's talking 0:47:23.040 --> 0:47:34.759 about made up? Okay, hold on, stop? Oh wait wait 0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:37.359 wait wait wait. First of all, we mean to tell 0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:41.759 the audience this. Yeah, most of the most of the 0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:45.200 people on this channel and all the rest are voice tracked. 0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:49.239 They are they are prerecorded, which also means this guy 0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:52.440 had a chance to do this all over and he 0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:54.319 chose to say, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna 0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:57.600 play it. That's terrible if I did that, Because I 0:47:57.680 --> 0:48:00.399 can understand if if you're live and some it comes 0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:02.279 out wrong and it doesn't make any sense, you go 0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:04.640 with it. But unless that was live, and a lot 0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:06.880 of them are not, most of them, I can't. I 0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:11.080 can't promise you that that wasn't live. But of the 0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:12.759 stuff that they do or voice tracked me, and they 0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:15.040 do it way in advance, right, That means this guy 0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:17.759 thought that that was awesome and he left it that way. No, 0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:19.480 and then he followed it up with I just came 0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:21.560 up with that like top of my head, I got 0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:29.560 I gotta hear that again. Serious seven by Manlode that up. 0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:35.200 Oh my god. But you know what, and it wasn't 0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.359 a Jennifer Lopez song. He had no reason to mention 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:41.279 Jennival Lopez fanolo of Janolo and j Lo. You know 0:48:41.360 --> 0:48:44.480 what he did, j Lo ja and oh like Manilo, 0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:48.239 you're a fan of Barry Manilo. You're that, we know. 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:51.640 But if you're a Jannalo, you're a fan of Jennival 0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:54.359 Lopez and Barry Manlo. Right, but he was going into 0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.640 a Barry Manilow song. By the way, he hit the post, 0:48:56.760 --> 0:48:58.320 so he gets a point for that. Well, you know 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:00.600 why I hit the post. By the way, hitting the 0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:02.719 post means you stopped talking at the exact second the 0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.520 lyrics start. That's like a big accomplishment in radio. That's 0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:07.680 but if you're live, it's an accomplishment. If you're pre 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:10.360 recording it, you just lay your voice down when you 0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:12.800 line it up, line it up with the track. So 0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:14.920 that okay. So now so you have the the other 0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:19.120 clip of um Nirvana, I want to play that next. 0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:23.480 I do not I have I don't see Nirvana. I 0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:27.560 see David Cross Yeah, David Cross. Okay, I love David Cross. 0:49:28.400 --> 0:49:30.880 David Cross is one of the funniest people on television. 0:49:31.239 --> 0:49:37.040 He was on Arrested Development, The Man Show, Brilliant, brilliant, 0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:40.279 funny man. Okay, he did The Man Show. It Bob 0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:42.200 oden Kirk, who we we've talked about. He was in 0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:46.840 the movie Nobody. Recently, David Cross got fucked by somebody 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:51.160 on this countdown show for Amorial Day weekend. So, and 0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:53.880 what's what's doesn't make any sense to me is he 0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:58.480 gets the song wrong, but it's all prerecorded, right, So 0:49:58.600 --> 0:50:01.399 what happens is you go into a studio. You don't 0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:03.480 sit there for six hours. When the music counts down, 0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:06.640 you go in, you record all the intros, you record everything, 0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:09.960 and then somebody in post production assembles it all later 0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:12.040 they all shuffle it together. So you go and you go. 0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:15.279 That was number one, one hundred, Hey, that was number 0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:18.440 seventy five, coming up a number fifty. Right, It's like 0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.480 the VJs and MTV. They don't stand there and watch 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:22.640 the videos. They record all the intros and outros and 0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:25.600 then so many places and in there mind blown today 0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:28.719 years old when you learned that. So I'm gonna play 0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:30.799 this for you. I'm gonna rip it apart, and then 0:50:30.840 --> 0:50:33.279 I'm gonna tell you why it's even worse. So here's 0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:36.080 David Cross. You guys all know the song that's playing. 0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:38.920 Listen to the song he says it is, and then 0:50:39.000 --> 0:50:41.120 listen to the song, and then what he says about 0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:42.960 that song and where he thinks it should have been 0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:53.799 in the countdown. So he's backtracking Song A hundred third 0:50:53.840 --> 0:51:00.960 eye Blind. Hey, I'm comedian actor David Kross. He probably 0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:03.719 know me as Tobias from Arrested Development or not. This 0:51:04.120 --> 0:51:08.320 is Lithium's listener voted top one under countdown all Memorial 0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:10.800 Day weekend. We're going to be doing this. That was 0:51:11.400 --> 0:51:14.400 smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, number one hundred. I 0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:17.000 would have I would have put them a little higher, 0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:19.400 but you guys voted, and this is what you had 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.080 to say. And I'm interested to see what's number one. 0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:25.480 I thought that would be number one, but somebody took 0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:27.759 the track in the wrong place. No no, well here's 0:51:27.920 --> 0:51:29.719 no no, no, they didn't put the track in the 0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:33.000 wrong place, so they told him or whatever the case. 0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:36.520 He says, that was song a hundred smells like Team Spirit, right, 0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:39.120 did they play the wrong song? Well, let me let 0:51:39.160 --> 0:51:41.520 me get to this. So then he says, God, now 0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:44.080 that this is the Alt Countdown, all alt rock, so 0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:46.680 being in its alt rock, he goes, wow, number a hundred. 0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:48.160 I would have thought smells like teen Spirit would have 0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:50.800 been number one. Huh, but you guys voted, so what 0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:53.320 do I know? Right? So I kept listening to the 0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:57.960 countdown about twenty five minutes later because he didn't do 0:51:57.960 --> 0:51:59.279 a lot of intros. A lot of times they'll just 0:51:59.320 --> 0:52:02.000 have a sweeper where like the voice goes seventy six 0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:04.759 and then and nobody intows it right because the guy 0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.919 hosting the countdown really only talks about like twenties songs 0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:09.680 out of a hundred. The rest of them, they give 0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:11.640 me the impression he's there and they go that was 0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:15.640 you know, here's whatever this whatever song is, right, it's 0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:17.800 just a way of them piecing it all together somewhere 0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:20.319 around like song seventy He goes, hey, I just want 0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:24.399 to correct something I've been told that. Uh I said 0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:28.160 it was Nirvana, but it was Third Eye Blind. Uh, 0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:35.720 sorry about that something like that. He made like an apology, right, right, Nirvana, 0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:38.840 that's very good. I see the number one song on 0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:43.200 the countdown actually was smells like teen Spirit. But here's 0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:48.600 the thing, it's not live, right, And so he says 0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:52.239 that was smells like teen Spirit, but it wasn't. Then 0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:54.600 later on in the countdown he says, hey, I just 0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:56.480 want to correct myself. I said it was smells like 0:52:56.520 --> 0:52:59.160 teen Spirit, but it was semi chalm life by third 0:52:59.200 --> 0:53:01.960 Eye Blind. So did they go in and make him 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:06.440 re record the change? Like? I don't understand. If it's 0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:09.839 not live, that's it's live. Somebody would have told him, hey, man, 0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:13.160 it's live. You messed. You knew about the error. Then 0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:15.279 why did they just delete that track and just play 0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:17.520 one of those numbers? Why did they even have to 0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:19.520 have him? They're saying the wrong thing to begin with. 0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:23.560 If it was prerecorded, Yeah, Brodie, that's weird. I can't 0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.200 figure that out. All right, all right, let's play the 0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:27.719 next audio clip. What do you have? I have a narcoleptic? 0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:31.800 Oh okay, So on the on the radio today on 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:34.239 the other strad morning show, you did you were talking 0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:39.080 about narcleptic, but you did not say narcoleptic, narcolepsy. Nope, 0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:43.320 what did I say? Play the clip? Narc electric or 0:53:43.400 --> 0:53:47.439 something you said narcolectic be an arc electric or something? 0:53:47.920 --> 0:53:51.840 Oh yeah, eclectic. You know I meant narcoleptic. I know 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:56.960 what you meant. I just was like for you, I 0:53:57.040 --> 0:53:59.600 love it. I love it when Brodie Brodie stands there 0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:03.560 with a bullhorn amplifying it. Every mistake. For it was 0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:06.120 one mistake. I never I would never make like two 0:54:06.200 --> 0:54:08.520 mistakes and point out two mistakes. It was one. Play 0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:12.080 the clip, the have the elephant clip? Will you play 0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:14.719 you have the elephantlip? All right? So now on the 0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:18.400 fifty minute Morning Show podcast, you prove to me that 0:54:18.560 --> 0:54:21.840 you don't listen to this podcast because you made a mistake. 0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:26.239 We always talk about I should have said, I want 0:54:26.239 --> 0:54:27.719 to tell you, right, I should have said no, no, no, no, 0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:30.040 play the clip, not that I would have a point 0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:31.799 out two of your mistakes. But go ahead. You're you're 0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:36.120 about to point out three elephant in the room or 0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:39.239 it's actually not at the pound gorilla, or no, it's 0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:42.759 also the elephant in the corner, elephant in the room 0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:47.040 or Okay. So the expression is like, what is the thing, 0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:49.759 the big obvious thing we're not addressing, right, We're not 0:54:49.880 --> 0:54:51.759 talking about the gorilla or the elephant in the room 0:54:52.239 --> 0:54:55.160 a pink elephant. We've talked about this when you're drunk 0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:57.239 is when you're drunk, you hallucinate and you see a 0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:00.239 pink elephant. It's a cliche like, oh seeing pink. All right, 0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.399 So I got that wrong. But you've heard, we've talked 0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:04.640 about it on the podcast. But you wouldn't point out 0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:06.680 three of my errors in a row. No, I would never. 0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:08.839 That's why we're going to take it to this next 0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:11.800 clip where he corrects me. Yeah, here we go. No, 0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:14.600 I wouldn't. All right, So me and my Brooklyn friends 0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:16.399 we do this bok. I know it's my Brooklyn friends 0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:18.160 and I. But here's the thing. I don't get, like, 0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:21.440 you speak really well, but every time you talk about 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:24.680 your Brooklyn friends on the air, you say me and 0:55:24.719 --> 0:55:26.560 my Brooklyn friends. It's the only time you do that. 0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:28.600 So that's three in a row. Now you have a 0:55:28.640 --> 0:55:31.120 fourth clip. What else you're gonna correct? No, No, that's it. 0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:33.480 I wasn't correcting you. I just wanted to know why 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:36.600 the only time you make that mistake is when you 0:55:36.640 --> 0:55:38.880 say me and my Brooklyn friends. Is that because you're 0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:43.040 trying to Brooklyn? Probably? All right? I remember, as I said, 0:55:43.040 --> 0:55:45.800 on the other this morning, A classic line, I speak 0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:49.360 common man. Well yeah, clearly, yeah? What else he got there? 0:55:49.360 --> 0:55:51.480 I gotta got a couple more clips. That's all I have. 0:55:51.680 --> 0:55:54.560 I have those five. Oh know what? Nothing else? That 0:55:54.760 --> 0:55:57.319 is all I do. Have a commercial break, so we'll 0:55:57.360 --> 0:56:00.040 be right back after this. We could say that you 0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:02.959 want to say that, all right, I did you just did? Okay, 0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:08.719 great podcast, and Rody, I'm sitting here with well hold 0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:14.920 on to remind myself of this. I have four pistachio nuts. Okay, 0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:17.799 um sitting in front of me. Were they in the couch? 0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.560 What do you find four postessio nuts? This is a 0:56:20.680 --> 0:56:26.479 reminder for me tell the podcast, to tell everybody listening 0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:30.839 to the podcast, all the slices. Do not pie pistachio 0:56:31.000 --> 0:56:35.920 nuts in the shell? Why? Because there's always several of them? 0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:39.080 Oh that are that? You know? How? You have to 0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:41.080 you have to peel the like they have the two edges. 0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:43.719 They have no openings. There's no openings. It's just I 0:56:43.800 --> 0:56:46.799 have four whole nuts. So I have to actually hit 0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:48.680 him with a hammer to open them up to get 0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:50.239 the statos out of them. No, you don't. You put 0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:53.720 them between your teeth, your back teeth with the crease 0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:56.040 up and down the tep of the crease. You need 0:56:56.160 --> 0:56:57.919 right now is a trip to the dentist this week, 0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:04.480 you big wos. Seriously, but anyway, get the shelled pistachios. 0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:06.239 You can't get the shell because then you eat them 0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:09.080 like like a gavone. You eat them like and the 0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:10.640 bag is gone. You need the shells to slow you 0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:14.680 down the ones in the shell. First of all, you 0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:17.120 gotta take it. You have to have long enough nails 0:57:17.280 --> 0:57:19.800 on your thumbs to take your two thumbs and pry 0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:21.920 open the shells. No, you don't. You use the No, 0:57:22.040 --> 0:57:25.280 you don't. You use the soft party of thumbs and 0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:27.920 you push them outward. You can, then you push them out. 0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:29.960 You don't use your nails. I would think you're an animal. 0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:31.840 I would think that the free dessert person in you 0:57:31.960 --> 0:57:36.440 Brody would agree with me. You go back four, you 0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:42.000 buy them. You buy them by weight, so the shells way. Yes, 0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:45.320 if you if you're weighing your stats, come on, and 0:57:45.400 --> 0:57:48.280 you do at certain stores. If I'm weighing the pistachios, 0:57:48.720 --> 0:57:52.400 then if it's pure pistachio, then I get all pistachio. 0:57:52.440 --> 0:57:55.440 I'm paying just for pistachio, but I'm paying for pistachio 0:57:55.560 --> 0:57:58.640 and shells. If I weigh a pistachio, it's a no 0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:00.880 win situation. And then you get a handful of them 0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:03.000 like this that are closed. What the hell do you 0:58:03.040 --> 0:58:05.000 have to work out it for? I'd rather take handfuls 0:58:05.000 --> 0:58:07.040 of it and you shove them down my throat. I 0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:08.880 would hope a lot of our slices are yelling at 0:58:08.920 --> 0:58:11.920 their phones right now. You realize the price of unshelled 0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:15.440 pistachios is not the same price per pound as shelled 0:58:15.480 --> 0:58:20.160 pistachios with shells on them, not shelled shells. Okay, you don't. 0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:21.920 You don't pay the same price. It's like if you 0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:25.280 buy a t bone steak bone steak, you're paying for 0:58:25.320 --> 0:58:28.440 the bone, but that's factored in a ready to the price. Alright, 0:58:28.520 --> 0:58:32.840 So then I guess the challenges. Why don't we unshell 0:58:33.480 --> 0:58:37.880 up pistachio, weigh the shell and then way the pistachio, 0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:42.160 and see how much of a difference, how much of 0:58:42.160 --> 0:58:43.760 a difference it is, and see if you're getting a 0:58:43.840 --> 0:58:48.919 bigger bargain by buying the weighted pistachios by the shell 0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:51.000 with shells or shell lists I don't have that kind 0:58:51.040 --> 0:58:55.640 of time. You dude, You've got time to argue. Oh yeah, 0:58:56.640 --> 0:58:59.560 yeah with everybody. Come on, look at you. You have 0:58:59.640 --> 0:59:01.760 a store you're about to get into. Here. Before you 0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:04.120 do that, though, UM, I have to bring up one 0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:06.520 other thing. I gotta get to my Anthony Roda story. 0:59:07.680 --> 0:59:10.480 Yes do you think no? No, no, no, it's our thing. 0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:14.400 I have to Yeah, I'd like to know this. Okay, 0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:17.320 this is something that I mentioned on the Big Show. Um, 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:19.880 but we didn't really dive into it. And I usually 0:59:19.880 --> 0:59:21.400 bring them up here on the podcast too. I was 0:59:21.480 --> 0:59:23.880 in North Carolina last weekend with my friends and we 0:59:23.920 --> 0:59:25.720 went out to a restaurant, and I want to know 0:59:25.800 --> 0:59:27.439 how you would handle this too, Brodie, because we didn't 0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:29.560 get your opinion on the air for some reason. Um, 0:59:30.840 --> 0:59:32.960 I was off last week. That's right, you took a 0:59:33.000 --> 0:59:34.640 personal week. Oh you don't even really, you don't even 0:59:34.720 --> 0:59:38.120 hear this. So I didn't hear. Importantly, you didn't get 0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:39.840 my opinion on the air because Elvis doesn't go to 0:59:39.920 --> 0:59:42.720 me all the time. So we were out of a 0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:46.080 restaurant in Charlotte, North Carolina, at a place called five 0:59:46.160 --> 0:59:49.120 Church or Fifth and Church, whatever the hell you know 0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:51.000 what the point is. At the end of the meal, 0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:55.680 the bill comes and we've all seen extra lines for 0:59:55.800 --> 0:59:58.680 extra tips, right, we've seen the whole there's a tip line, 0:59:58.680 --> 1:00:01.600 and then there's the captains to been all this, and dude, 1:00:01.640 --> 1:00:06.440 here's a new one ready kitchen tip. What there's a 1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:09.960 line for kitchen tip. So let's say the bill was 1:00:09.960 --> 1:00:12.760 a hundred bucks, and then you figure there's a line 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:17.600 for tip. You'd put twenty dollars in traditionally, and then 1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:20.919 there's another line before it's his total, that's his kitchen tip. 1:00:21.480 --> 1:00:24.000 I'm like, turn to my friends, but what the fund 1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:28.640 is this pandemic? The kid no, no, because certain certain, no, No, 1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:31.280 that would be a built in charge. It'll say COVID 1:00:31.400 --> 1:00:33.720 charge because I've seen that on bills before, on a 1:00:33.800 --> 1:00:36.360 lot of bills, trying to say like help out the 1:00:36.400 --> 1:00:39.760 kitchen staff because times are tough. No, no, so they 1:00:39.840 --> 1:00:41.560 said to me. So I went over to the waitress. 1:00:41.600 --> 1:00:44.560 I said, hey, so what is this extra line for tip? 1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:47.960 What is the kitchen tip? And she goes, oh, that's 1:00:47.960 --> 1:00:52.600 a nod to the chef, a nod to the sucking 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:57.360 chef gets a tip. Now chef gets apparently it's customary 1:00:57.760 --> 1:01:00.880 in Charlotte, or at least this restaurant and Charlotte, that 1:01:01.080 --> 1:01:03.280 if you eat the food and you love the food 1:01:03.400 --> 1:01:07.520 so much, that you should not only pay for great service, 1:01:07.760 --> 1:01:11.120 but you should also evaluate how great the food was, 1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:14.520 and you should tip the chef. How do you feel 1:01:14.520 --> 1:01:18.800 about that? Not tipping the chef to the chef the 1:01:19.000 --> 1:01:21.800 chef went to killinary school to make a full salary. 1:01:22.520 --> 1:01:25.560 The reason you tip the waitresses and waiters is because 1:01:25.560 --> 1:01:28.240 they're working for minimum like two dollars three dollars an hour, 1:01:28.680 --> 1:01:32.560 and you're paying them for good service. The chef usually food, 1:01:32.720 --> 1:01:35.200 they gets a salary, right, am, I wrong? No, he 1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:39.120 gets a sal is the salary. This is like putting, um, 1:01:39.360 --> 1:01:42.320 I guess money in the tip jar and the chef tip. 1:01:42.720 --> 1:01:46.800 But here, okay, here's the thing to wait. So so 1:01:47.040 --> 1:01:51.320 so she let me elaborate. She said, um. She continued 1:01:51.440 --> 1:01:54.320 to say, yeah, we don't split the front of the house, 1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:56.160 doesn't split the tips with the back of the house. 1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:59.560 So the people in the kitchen, meaning everyone from the 1:01:59.560 --> 1:02:02.200 people who wash the dishes and the chefs, the cookline 1:02:02.320 --> 1:02:05.120 and the sioux chef and everybody in there, the people 1:02:05.160 --> 1:02:07.680 with the fluorescent lights behind the doors. Do not get 1:02:07.760 --> 1:02:11.240 their tips. Ship do not have any tips that they get. 1:02:11.480 --> 1:02:13.720 They don't get a piece of what you. The waitresses 1:02:13.760 --> 1:02:15.560 and the bartenders, they don't get tipped out. They don't 1:02:15.560 --> 1:02:17.680 get tipped out at all. So this is their way 1:02:17.720 --> 1:02:20.120 of kind of making their way into your bill and 1:02:20.320 --> 1:02:21.960 and kind of raising their hand and be like hi 1:02:22.160 --> 1:02:26.120 us to hi. Oh well in that case, no, but 1:02:26.680 --> 1:02:28.520 I kind of figured that would be your answer. But 1:02:28.600 --> 1:02:30.680 I felt that so I said, you know what, I 1:02:30.960 --> 1:02:35.200 gotta give him twenty bucks. What why is you giving 1:02:35.280 --> 1:02:37.600 this chef twenty bucks? I don't know. It's a kitchen tip. 1:02:37.680 --> 1:02:40.080 I come over to the table and give you, like 1:02:40.160 --> 1:02:42.080 an a pair of teef to start off. I would 1:02:42.120 --> 1:02:43.840 have no, I would have looked. I would have looked 1:02:43.920 --> 1:02:46.240 stupid brody. It would have it just said. I would 1:02:46.240 --> 1:02:49.360 have put a slash there like a sucker. Never mind 1:02:49.480 --> 1:02:52.560 stupid different s I put Ship. I said, you know, 1:02:52.760 --> 1:02:55.240 maybe they'll whack up twenty between all them. There's probably 1:02:55.400 --> 1:02:57.760 twenty people back there. And what about the landlord tip? 1:02:57.840 --> 1:02:59.640 The guy who owns the building, he provided you an 1:02:59.640 --> 1:03:02.480 a door to come in, So you didn't give a 1:03:02.600 --> 1:03:05.960 landlord tip? No, you know, Brodie, I don't know. I 1:03:06.120 --> 1:03:07.920 just felt caught off guard. I don't know what to 1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:10.120 do next time. I'm gonna have to have it planned. 1:03:10.240 --> 1:03:12.480 Do you do? You tip the coach check girl, if 1:03:12.520 --> 1:03:14.000 you don't have a coat, you just walk up and 1:03:14.560 --> 1:03:18.880 five bucks. No, let's turn money around. But I ate 1:03:18.920 --> 1:03:21.200 the food because I can't take me to fucking steak dinner. 1:03:21.240 --> 1:03:25.760 But you give this the chef twenty bucks. The entire 1:03:25.840 --> 1:03:28.040 kitchen staff, they split it. So the guy who had 1:03:28.080 --> 1:03:30.760 to wash my plate, I mean, no, he has he 1:03:30.840 --> 1:03:35.280 has a job. He probably makes I listen, restaurants. I 1:03:35.400 --> 1:03:37.120 used to work in restaurants. I was telling my kids 1:03:37.160 --> 1:03:39.080 the other day. When I worked at Chuck E Cheese 1:03:39.640 --> 1:03:42.000 back in the day, I made three dollars and forty 1:03:42.040 --> 1:03:44.959 cents an hour. I got a raise to three dollars 1:03:45.000 --> 1:03:46.960 and forty five cents an hour. I thought it was 1:03:47.000 --> 1:03:49.520 the greatest thing ever. I went home told my parents. 1:03:49.800 --> 1:03:51.600 I was like, and then like you you bragged, right, 1:03:51.600 --> 1:03:53.320 because then like the three forty people, you're like, I 1:03:53.360 --> 1:03:55.720 make three five. So I get what it's like to 1:03:55.760 --> 1:03:58.320 get ship pay for working your ass off doing dishes. 1:03:58.440 --> 1:04:02.000 So this is uh a major I think to get 1:04:02.040 --> 1:04:04.520 the music ready. I think the music the music ready. 1:04:05.120 --> 1:04:10.400 I think that is that's a Southern hospitality, Stamboni. You 1:04:10.480 --> 1:04:14.240 know what I think. I'll tell you what I think. 1:04:14.320 --> 1:04:19.080 So So, I used to work in a shopping mall 1:04:19.200 --> 1:04:23.760 in Brooklyn King's Plaza, and there was there was a 1:04:23.880 --> 1:04:26.400 lot of people in that mall that wouldn't tip on 1:04:26.520 --> 1:04:30.640 larger parties, right, and so at the bottom of every 1:04:30.680 --> 1:04:36.520 menu it would say eighteen dollar tip added to parties 1:04:36.560 --> 1:04:40.080 of six or more. This way, like a waiter, a 1:04:40.120 --> 1:04:44.360 waitress busted their ass for like ten people. They wouldn't 1:04:44.360 --> 1:04:47.800 get stiffed on a tip, right. I had one guy 1:04:47.880 --> 1:04:51.400 tell me I got very upset, very upset. I was 1:04:51.440 --> 1:04:53.600 the manager at the time. He was throwing a fit 1:04:53.600 --> 1:04:56.200 in the middle of the dining room and he said, 1:04:56.480 --> 1:04:59.000 you know they were called He said the establishment was racist. 1:04:59.640 --> 1:05:01.600 I said, why is that? Why? What's the matter, sir? 1:05:01.640 --> 1:05:03.720 How can I help you? He said, you gave me 1:05:03.920 --> 1:05:08.080 this menu because because I'm black, you think we don't tip. 1:05:09.240 --> 1:05:13.120 And I said, nope, you can look every menu in 1:05:13.200 --> 1:05:16.479 the restaurant has it at the bottom. I said, terribly sorry, 1:05:16.840 --> 1:05:18.720 and I explained him. I said, look the kitchen staff, 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:22.240 my half, my my front end staff. Our clientele is 1:05:22.320 --> 1:05:25.280 very mixed. But the point was he thought that there 1:05:25.320 --> 1:05:29.320 were different menus for different people. Okay, now I understand 1:05:29.360 --> 1:05:32.440 where he's coming from, because I think you got a 1:05:32.520 --> 1:05:35.680 different menu. I think a different receipt. I think you 1:05:35.760 --> 1:05:37.640 guys came in there like, hey, give me some of that. 1:05:37.760 --> 1:05:40.000 Those clams, give me some of that. You're like kiming 1:05:40.000 --> 1:05:42.160 them in your New York accent. So they the old 1:05:42.200 --> 1:05:45.440 bait and switch, and they gave me one. They gave 1:05:45.600 --> 1:05:49.120 they gave you the Yankee tip, the Northeastern that the northerner, 1:05:49.600 --> 1:05:51.360 the coming the guy coming from the big city, doesn't 1:05:51.360 --> 1:05:54.480 know any better. We're gonna North Carolina his ass, right, 1:05:54.760 --> 1:05:58.200 we didn't lose the war. Fuck you, right, And uh, 1:05:58.360 --> 1:06:01.480 I think they gave you the old Northeastern check where 1:06:01.520 --> 1:06:03.320 you go, Oh, I guess that's what they do down here. 1:06:03.640 --> 1:06:05.240 It's like when you go to Europe. You know what 1:06:05.440 --> 1:06:08.560 that the that is that? Yeah, that's not tax that, 1:06:09.320 --> 1:06:13.920 it's it's the it's the ante gratuity rights. The government. 1:06:13.960 --> 1:06:16.840 The government and insists that you put the VAT on 1:06:16.920 --> 1:06:20.040 there for tourists, right right, And then they and then 1:06:20.600 --> 1:06:22.360 they put the VAT on there and then they leave 1:06:22.360 --> 1:06:24.360 a tip line for you, right, and they put the 1:06:24.480 --> 1:06:27.240 vat is the tip, that is the tip, right, So 1:06:27.400 --> 1:06:29.560 they it's just a way of fooling people. You think 1:06:29.640 --> 1:06:32.280 that they they said, Hey, here's a bunch of Northerners 1:06:32.480 --> 1:06:34.760 coming in here, and maybe they'll pay the kitchen tip 1:06:34.800 --> 1:06:36.560 if we tell them too, because that's what we do here. 1:06:36.720 --> 1:06:38.400 I don't know. I don't know. I have to look 1:06:38.440 --> 1:06:40.360 further into this. I will tell you. In all my 1:06:40.480 --> 1:06:42.400 years of eating, and you know that I eat a lot, 1:06:43.280 --> 1:06:46.840 I've never seen the words kitchen tip on a on 1:06:46.960 --> 1:06:49.400 a receipt. Maybe it's something new, and if it is, 1:06:49.680 --> 1:06:52.320 maybe we'll adapt. Maybe they don't pay their people in 1:06:52.400 --> 1:06:55.080 the kitchen properly, and I don't know why that's my problem, 1:06:55.200 --> 1:06:57.360 but I felt bad, so I gave him extra money. 1:06:57.400 --> 1:07:00.040 I'm sorry. I did whatever I know I got and 1:07:00.120 --> 1:07:03.439 Bony whatever, Brodie, you know, if it made someone's day, 1:07:03.600 --> 1:07:06.240 if you know now, you got scamboni. So I'll tell 1:07:06.240 --> 1:07:09.480 you another scamboni. I was watching an old episode of 1:07:09.680 --> 1:07:14.040 Um Big Bang Theory, one of the greatest shows of 1:07:14.120 --> 1:07:16.560 all time, and at the end of every episode of 1:07:16.600 --> 1:07:21.439 Big Bang Theory, UM the writer, creator of Big Bang 1:07:21.520 --> 1:07:23.640 Theory and Two and a Half Man and a whole 1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:26.320 bunch of other shows. I forget his name at the moment, 1:07:26.320 --> 1:07:28.640 don't tweet me. And uh so, what he would do 1:07:28.840 --> 1:07:32.280 is he would write a vanity card at the end, 1:07:32.320 --> 1:07:34.080 so it would say it would say like he would 1:07:34.120 --> 1:07:37.720 like ramble on for like ten minutes about something right, 1:07:37.840 --> 1:07:41.720 like like a couple of paragraphs of whatever he wanted 1:07:41.720 --> 1:07:43.920 a rant about. Some of them were funny and some 1:07:44.040 --> 1:07:46.960 of them were not funny, but they were always interesting 1:07:47.040 --> 1:07:50.520 to read. You'd pause your DVR, and uh you would 1:07:50.600 --> 1:07:53.400 you would look at what he wanted to say. So, 1:07:53.560 --> 1:07:57.920 since it was an old UM episode, I looked at 1:07:58.040 --> 1:08:00.520 this old vanity card that I had in a while, 1:08:01.280 --> 1:08:06.600 and it said he was talking about Belarus. Right. Belarus is, 1:08:06.680 --> 1:08:09.160 as you know, Chuck Laurie, Chuck Lori is a creator 1:08:09.200 --> 1:08:13.800 and writer. He was talking about UM a show in Belarus, 1:08:13.920 --> 1:08:17.640 which is a European country right next to Russia that 1:08:17.920 --> 1:08:20.800 has a TV show about a bunch of really smart 1:08:20.880 --> 1:08:24.840 scientists and a hot blonde girl who lives across the hall, right, 1:08:25.000 --> 1:08:27.519 and they're all nerds, and how what they do is 1:08:28.160 --> 1:08:32.439 they take word for word pretty much the script of 1:08:32.520 --> 1:08:35.840 episodes of Big Bank Theory and reenact them in I 1:08:35.880 --> 1:08:40.920 guess Russian dialect and act them out. And he can't 1:08:40.920 --> 1:08:43.559 do anything about it because the network is owned by 1:08:43.600 --> 1:08:46.480 the country, so you have to sue the country of Belarus. 1:08:47.360 --> 1:08:49.360 So the name of the show is The Theorists, like 1:08:49.439 --> 1:08:52.160 Big Bank Theory the Theorists. You can go on YouTube 1:08:52.520 --> 1:08:57.000 copy word for word, script for script episode pretty much 1:08:57.120 --> 1:09:00.320 like it's it's very close, and they can agree with 1:09:00.400 --> 1:09:02.599 it because there's no one to sue. You can't super 1:09:03.280 --> 1:09:05.920 you can't You're not gonna win, right, And so I 1:09:05.960 --> 1:09:08.120 went on YouTube and I watched this and it's it's 1:09:08.200 --> 1:09:12.240 hilarious because you're watching like fake Sheldon, right, and it's 1:09:12.320 --> 1:09:15.519 it's a blond dude and then a fake Penny and there, 1:09:15.760 --> 1:09:17.960 and I watched the first episode, and I watched the 1:09:17.960 --> 1:09:20.240 first episode of Big Bang on YouTube and it's it's 1:09:20.439 --> 1:09:23.280 they're doing the same jokes, right. I love it. Now. 1:09:23.320 --> 1:09:25.680 I wonder if there are other shows that have been 1:09:25.880 --> 1:09:31.439 recreated in other countries. Yeah, absolutely can't love Yeah, it 1:09:31.520 --> 1:09:33.040 happens all the time. So the reason I'm bringing this 1:09:33.160 --> 1:09:37.120 up is, you know, friend Anthony. Yes I do right 1:09:37.520 --> 1:09:42.439 now he does, Um he does characters based on his family. Yes, 1:09:42.520 --> 1:09:46.080 he does, and he does right and then don't. And 1:09:46.200 --> 1:09:50.760 it's a high pitch thing. It's like Anthony and it's 1:09:50.880 --> 1:09:53.599 very pitched up, and it is like an exaggerated big mouth. 1:09:54.200 --> 1:09:58.360 And he's become very it's a filter, right, it's become 1:09:58.479 --> 1:10:01.880 very famous doing this character. And it's pitched up. So 1:10:01.960 --> 1:10:04.920 it's not his real voice, right, his real voice is 1:10:04.960 --> 1:10:07.320 like he sounds like he's been on our podcast. He's like, hey, 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:12.160 Anthony doing but he does. He's like, it's okay. So 1:10:12.360 --> 1:10:14.920 I'm in the car, and mostly in the car when 1:10:14.960 --> 1:10:18.200 I'm driving by myself, I would say I listened to 1:10:18.320 --> 1:10:22.000 the news and sports more than I listen to music. 1:10:22.240 --> 1:10:24.320 Depends on my mood, how fast I'm going on the turnpike. 1:10:25.080 --> 1:10:28.479 And so there's a commercial that runs. I Now, you 1:10:28.560 --> 1:10:30.400 know I'm in radio. I tune out the commercials a 1:10:30.439 --> 1:10:33.320 little bit because you know, I've heard them so many times, right, 1:10:34.640 --> 1:10:36.640 and uh so there's a commercial. I think it's a 1:10:36.760 --> 1:10:39.920 BMW and it's Anthony Roda. He's like, he's kind of 1:10:39.920 --> 1:10:41.560 you're gonna get cars to bring the car and I 1:10:41.640 --> 1:10:43.479 think him again and it sounds just like him, and 1:10:43.520 --> 1:10:46.240 it's a very funny commercial. Right, but after hearing it 1:10:46.360 --> 1:10:50.439 like nine or ten times and he's like, scary, is 1:10:50.479 --> 1:10:54.479 it okay? He's getting paid? So that hold on? So 1:10:54.720 --> 1:10:57.960 I I put up this this the video today the 1:10:58.080 --> 1:11:02.240 last night of the oh my commercial, and Anthony commented 1:11:02.280 --> 1:11:05.559 on it very funny, that was hilarious. So I said, hey, man, 1:11:05.960 --> 1:11:09.320 congratulations on your commercial. It's on all the time. So 1:11:09.479 --> 1:11:15.120 he DMS. He goes, what commercial? You know commercial? Bellaruse? 1:11:15.560 --> 1:11:19.320 They got belarouse, So he says, so, wait a minute, 1:11:19.320 --> 1:11:22.439 does a trademark nobody can do that? Well, somebody's doing it. 1:11:22.800 --> 1:11:24.519 He's like, well, you gotta tell me the commercial. So 1:11:24.960 --> 1:11:27.439 I don't remember the commercial, even though I've heard it 1:11:27.479 --> 1:11:30.080 a thousand times, right because I tuned it out because 1:11:30.720 --> 1:11:33.759 ripping off his entire act right now, I know Anthony. 1:11:33.840 --> 1:11:36.120 So I don't listen because I'm like, oh, that's my buddy, Anthony. 1:11:36.160 --> 1:11:38.160 I don't have to listen to the commercial. I've heard 1:11:38.200 --> 1:11:40.800 his routine. I like, so, I don't even know the 1:11:40.880 --> 1:11:43.879 product with shame on me, right, and I can't remember 1:11:44.320 --> 1:11:46.560 if it's on the sports channel w f A and 1:11:46.640 --> 1:11:48.840 in New York or the news channels. I listen to it. 1:11:48.960 --> 1:11:51.840 I wonder if he even has a case though, because 1:11:51.960 --> 1:11:54.599 he does that. Anyone can do a voice, no, okay, 1:11:54.640 --> 1:11:57.599 can't hold on it is. He told me his voice 1:11:57.640 --> 1:12:00.200 is trademarked. Now, when you hear commercials like here, like 1:12:00.200 --> 1:12:04.040 there's a commercial running now, it's some it's um Doc 1:12:04.600 --> 1:12:07.880 from Back to the Future Christopher Lloyd and mar and 1:12:07.960 --> 1:12:12.680 McFly right Michael J. Fox, And it says celebrity voices impersonated, right, 1:12:12.720 --> 1:12:13.920 but they don't tell you who it is. They never 1:12:14.000 --> 1:12:17.400 say like their names. They just go Doc Marty right, 1:12:17.479 --> 1:12:18.920 But that they don't it's like, you know, they don't 1:12:18.960 --> 1:12:21.160 actually like that stay. They kind of like they go 1:12:21.240 --> 1:12:23.000 to the edges, right, you know who it is, but 1:12:23.040 --> 1:12:24.880 they don't. It's not they're not trying to pretend it's 1:12:24.920 --> 1:12:27.040 Christopher Lloyd Michael J. Fox, but they're sort of like 1:12:27.120 --> 1:12:30.240 doing impressions of characters that maybe your sort of public domain. 1:12:30.680 --> 1:12:33.639 They didn't do that in this commercial, And it's not like, Okay, 1:12:33.680 --> 1:12:35.720 there's a difference if you pitched me up and you're like, Hi, 1:12:35.880 --> 1:12:39.000 how are you doing? Right? If you pitched me up 1:12:39.200 --> 1:12:41.400 and I'm just me talking now, and I go, hey, 1:12:41.479 --> 1:12:44.160 it's brilliant, scary. You just pitched me up. You could 1:12:44.200 --> 1:12:47.280 pitch yourself up. That's fine. But what Anthony does is 1:12:47.360 --> 1:12:49.280 he talks it like it is. Uh. He does a 1:12:49.320 --> 1:12:52.920 whole accent. He does a whole thing. Right, they're doing 1:12:53.000 --> 1:12:56.160 the exact same accent. They're not just pitching themselves up. 1:12:56.760 --> 1:13:00.280 They're doing his voices. But he doesn't own that he does. 1:13:00.360 --> 1:13:04.400 He copyrighted the I don't think you can chance just bugs. 1:13:04.439 --> 1:13:10.200 But I've heard I've heard Larry King do commercials on 1:13:10.320 --> 1:13:13.000 the radio, and then there was a Larry King impersonator 1:13:13.080 --> 1:13:15.599 that they wanted to. They say, they have to say 1:13:15.840 --> 1:13:18.080 so you don't think that they're endorsing. You wanted you 1:13:18.160 --> 1:13:20.360 to think that it's him. But I'm like, wait a second, 1:13:20.680 --> 1:13:22.800 that's Larry King. On no, wait, it's not. And you 1:13:22.920 --> 1:13:25.680 have to say the voices celebrity voices impersonated so that 1:13:25.720 --> 1:13:27.880 you don't think Larry King's endorsing. I will say this. 1:13:28.520 --> 1:13:30.439 He may have a point, but this is gonna be 1:13:30.479 --> 1:13:32.200 an uphill battle for him if he's going to try 1:13:32.240 --> 1:13:34.200 and pursue anything. Oh, I just wanted to. I'm just 1:13:34.240 --> 1:13:37.000 saying I uncovered this because I like the way that 1:13:37.160 --> 1:13:40.280 you were the bearer of bad news for him, and 1:13:40.400 --> 1:13:42.040 the fact the fact that I that I didn't know 1:13:42.120 --> 1:13:46.120 it wasn't him helps his case. Yes it does, Yes 1:13:46.160 --> 1:13:48.080 it does, but I'd like to see in a court 1:13:48.120 --> 1:13:51.040 of law it's hard. It's hard to prove that. Alright. 1:13:51.120 --> 1:13:54.040 So finally, Brody, let's talk about what what's what went 1:13:54.120 --> 1:13:56.360 on today and why this podcast went on the air 1:13:56.439 --> 1:14:00.479 so late. This is another another Brody know the chat 1:14:00.560 --> 1:14:04.439 pulling in. This is why you are Larry David. Because 1:14:04.680 --> 1:14:07.040 one thing I didn't deserve, it gets the next, he 1:14:07.160 --> 1:14:09.920 gets the next, and I just I got big, get screwed. 1:14:10.000 --> 1:14:12.640 That's what I got. Okay, So we told you how 1:14:13.000 --> 1:14:16.759 my router wasn't working properly. Right, So I call Verizon 1:14:17.080 --> 1:14:20.720 because I have a FiOS internet here and I've done 1:14:20.760 --> 1:14:22.360 all I you know, listen, I'm not one of these 1:14:22.400 --> 1:14:25.080 guys like did you took the juist plugged in? I 1:14:25.200 --> 1:14:26.880 know all the reset buttons. I know you have to 1:14:26.960 --> 1:14:29.160 hold it in on plug it certain. There's certain things 1:14:29.200 --> 1:14:31.000 they tell you to do. Put a pin in the 1:14:31.080 --> 1:14:32.960 red thing and hold up a fifteen. Say I did 1:14:33.000 --> 1:14:35.280 all that. I couldn't get the router to work, which 1:14:35.320 --> 1:14:37.600 is why we didn't do the podcast. Okay, so I 1:14:37.720 --> 1:14:40.720 call Verizon and I get the we're experiencing delays. If 1:14:40.760 --> 1:14:42.960 you'd like you can speak to someone in a chat, 1:14:43.080 --> 1:14:45.679 we'll send you a text message, which they do immediately, 1:14:46.040 --> 1:14:47.240 which I didn't want it. I didn't want to do 1:14:47.320 --> 1:14:49.960 text chat. Okay, I want to talk to a human being. 1:14:50.439 --> 1:14:52.720 And they said I you. So they go, continue to hold. 1:14:52.760 --> 1:14:54.760 We're very busy today, you know. If you'd like to 1:14:54.760 --> 1:14:57.000 continue to hold plus three, if you'd like us to 1:14:57.040 --> 1:14:59.320 set a date to call you back, press two. So 1:14:59.360 --> 1:15:00.800 I'm like, all right, we'll maybe they'll call me back 1:15:00.800 --> 1:15:03.240 in an hour. So I I go like call me back, 1:15:04.080 --> 1:15:05.720 So they go, would you like us to call you 1:15:05.840 --> 1:15:10.479 tomorrow for a Saturday Sunday or not Sunday, on Monday, 1:15:10.880 --> 1:15:13.679 the latest possible date please, because that's what I really want. 1:15:14.000 --> 1:15:18.040 Because customers try in my house, your pricks. So if 1:15:18.080 --> 1:15:20.559 you call like my electric and gas company and then 1:15:20.640 --> 1:15:22.680 and they want you, they say, give us, they leave 1:15:22.680 --> 1:15:24.479 your number, we'll call you back. They call you back 1:15:24.520 --> 1:15:28.400 that day the time, maybe they'll call you the next 1:15:28.479 --> 1:15:30.120 day if it was really late, like if you call 1:15:30.160 --> 1:15:31.920 it closing, the'll call you the next day. Otherwise they 1:15:32.000 --> 1:15:34.160 call you back. PSC and G most of the time 1:15:34.240 --> 1:15:37.519 calls me back. But these motherfucker's are gonna call me 1:15:37.680 --> 1:15:42.439 on Monday. Today's Thursday. No, Now, I can't get back 1:15:42.479 --> 1:15:44.400 to the menu where I was on hold, so I 1:15:44.479 --> 1:15:46.560 have to call back now. So then I get like, 1:15:46.640 --> 1:15:49.840 would you like our automated system to help you? Like, well, 1:15:49.880 --> 1:15:51.880 let me try the automated system. Maybe they'll maybe they'll 1:15:51.880 --> 1:15:53.599 tell me something I'm notout doing. Maybe there's a combination 1:15:53.680 --> 1:15:56.920 of buttons I'm not aware of. So they go, all right, 1:15:58.080 --> 1:16:00.320 enter your phone number, the whole thing. They say, Okay, 1:16:00.680 --> 1:16:04.240 we're gonna re send the signal to your router. Please hold. 1:16:04.439 --> 1:16:07.120 Here comes that game. They go, We've resent the signal 1:16:07.160 --> 1:16:10.240 to your router. If the problem is is fixed, press one. 1:16:10.920 --> 1:16:13.519 If the problem is not fixed, continue to hold, and 1:16:13.600 --> 1:16:17.000 they go our our records indicate your problem has been fixed. 1:16:17.280 --> 1:16:20.200 No it hasn't. No, the lights aren't blinking. No, no, no, 1:16:20.280 --> 1:16:23.080 no no. I'm looking at my phone and my laptop 1:16:23.400 --> 1:16:25.960 and I have no WiFi. There's no WiFi. It has 1:16:26.000 --> 1:16:29.679 not been fixed. So I'm on hold now for fifty 1:16:30.000 --> 1:16:33.880 three minutes. Uh, they pick up and I get a 1:16:33.960 --> 1:16:36.320 part of another part of the world again. Other part 1:16:36.360 --> 1:16:38.519 of the world is on the phone with me, and 1:16:38.880 --> 1:16:41.120 uh I. I tell him what's going on, and he 1:16:41.200 --> 1:16:43.719 does the thing they all do. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 1:16:44.080 --> 1:16:46.680 We realize how upsetting this must be for you, and 1:16:46.840 --> 1:16:49.080 we were terribly sorry. We know how difficult it can 1:16:49.120 --> 1:16:51.120 be not to have WiFi service. Can you please help me? 1:16:51.160 --> 1:16:53.439 Can you not do the thank you think everyone is 1:16:53.479 --> 1:16:55.639 working from home now, as you know, because of the pandemic. 1:16:55.760 --> 1:16:57.240 Of course, so we are under we are aware of 1:16:57.280 --> 1:16:59.760 how important WiFi is. Do you I got okay? Can 1:16:59.800 --> 1:17:02.280 we please stop? Please stop reading the script? Can I 1:17:02.320 --> 1:17:04.519 get to the point like I'm getting anxious? I've been 1:17:04.520 --> 1:17:06.080 on hold for forty five minutes. I want to talk. 1:17:06.760 --> 1:17:08.280 So I tell him the whole thing, and he says, 1:17:09.600 --> 1:17:11.200 here's what we need to do. We're gonna send the signal. 1:17:11.280 --> 1:17:13.439 I go, you already sent the signal. We're gonna send 1:17:13.479 --> 1:17:15.760 the signal again. Send the signal. I'll be home in 1:17:15.800 --> 1:17:18.280 four minutes, I said, But I need a new router. 1:17:18.520 --> 1:17:20.200 I know the routers bad. Send me a new router. 1:17:21.040 --> 1:17:22.519 So he says, well, you know, I can't send you 1:17:22.560 --> 1:17:24.640 the router, but let's try. So I get home and 1:17:24.720 --> 1:17:26.559 he has me do that all the things again, right, 1:17:26.600 --> 1:17:28.760 all the things again, and none of it works. He goes, 1:17:28.760 --> 1:17:30.880 all right, I need to send me photographs of the router. 1:17:31.439 --> 1:17:34.120 So I send him photographs of the router. He sets 1:17:34.160 --> 1:17:36.760 me up like a link in a link to click 1:17:36.960 --> 1:17:40.160 where I can direct message him photographs. He says, oh, 1:17:40.240 --> 1:17:42.439 that router, that's the old router. I said, all right, 1:17:42.439 --> 1:17:44.439 well can I get the new router? Oh? The new routers? 1:17:44.479 --> 1:17:47.800 Fifteen dollars a month? What I'm not paying fifteen dollars 1:17:47.840 --> 1:17:50.240 a month. Give me the give me the same router 1:17:50.360 --> 1:17:52.439 I have. Now, get me a new one. Can I 1:17:52.520 --> 1:17:54.559 go to the store and get one? So he says, 1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:57.679 I'm looking at the store near your house. It's one 1:17:57.760 --> 1:17:59.920 point six miles from your house. So I go to 1:18:00.080 --> 1:18:04.120 the store. There's two sales guys in there and two customers. 1:18:04.439 --> 1:18:06.120 So he says, hey, man, wait on, wait on the bench. 1:18:06.200 --> 1:18:07.920 No problem. So I'm waiting on the bench and the 1:18:07.960 --> 1:18:11.040 guy on the phone says to me, Uh, listen, I 1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:13.240 can't help you, only get you my supervisor. I said, 1:18:13.240 --> 1:18:15.600 it's about time I waited like twenty minutes. He's like 1:18:15.800 --> 1:18:17.680 hemming and hawing. He did the whole thing, like you know, 1:18:17.800 --> 1:18:19.760 the car dealer. The car salesman goes, I'm gonna go 1:18:19.760 --> 1:18:21.560 talk to the manager for a better price. So he 1:18:21.600 --> 1:18:23.280 did the all I'm gonna go talk to my supervisor. 1:18:23.400 --> 1:18:25.559 So he puts me on hold, and he comes back 1:18:25.680 --> 1:18:28.320 fifteen minutes later. Yeah, my supervisor says, nothing he can do. 1:18:29.000 --> 1:18:30.720 That's bullshit. He put me on hold. He went to 1:18:30.760 --> 1:18:32.720 go like, you know, whack whack off a little bit 1:18:32.960 --> 1:18:35.240 or take a lenk. So he comes back. I go 1:18:35.880 --> 1:18:38.479 get me the supervisor. So supervisor gets on the phone 1:18:38.520 --> 1:18:42.040 and he says, listen, sir. He says, um, I might 1:18:42.080 --> 1:18:44.200 be able to overnight you the old unit. I get 1:18:44.240 --> 1:18:46.120 it to you tomorrow. Not a problem. I go, great. 1:18:46.400 --> 1:18:48.840 I go now, I want to get a unit here. Well, 1:18:48.920 --> 1:18:50.759 if I get a unit here that it's gonna automatically 1:18:50.760 --> 1:18:53.240 cancel your shipment tomorrow. You're not gonna get the all right, 1:18:53.240 --> 1:18:55.840 I go, come on, you gotta be kidding me. Order 1:18:55.960 --> 1:18:58.320 me the router, and these guys are gonna charge me 1:18:58.800 --> 1:19:01.599 and and he once it, they charge you, it's gonna 1:19:01.640 --> 1:19:03.240 cancel your shipment. I go, you gotta be kidding me. 1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:07.800 You gotta be kidding me. So with with that? Uh, 1:19:07.920 --> 1:19:09.400 the guy says to me when it puts me back 1:19:09.400 --> 1:19:10.800 on hold, and the sales guy comes over to me 1:19:10.800 --> 1:19:13.040 because what's the problem. I tell him the problem. He goes, yeah, 1:19:13.320 --> 1:19:15.200 I have to charge you for the router. It's a 1:19:15.240 --> 1:19:17.640 whole thing. I feel terrible. I wish was something I 1:19:17.680 --> 1:19:20.080 could do, so I said, well, let me talk to 1:19:20.160 --> 1:19:21.200 this guy on the phone. Let me see what I 1:19:21.240 --> 1:19:23.240 can come up with, because I tend to win these 1:19:23.280 --> 1:19:25.920 fights because I let me know what you come up with. Okay, 1:19:25.960 --> 1:19:30.679 great with that. I see this mean, ornery looking couple, 1:19:30.960 --> 1:19:35.559 man and woman. He looks like just just a dirty, grubby, 1:19:35.640 --> 1:19:39.519 big guy right and his ugly woman with him. They 1:19:39.640 --> 1:19:41.240 just come into looking for trouble. I can see it. 1:19:41.280 --> 1:19:43.439 I can see their trouble. And they were like they 1:19:43.520 --> 1:19:46.960 were nasty to the guy, completely nasty, like they didn't 1:19:46.960 --> 1:19:49.040 want to wait in line, they didn't care that I 1:19:49.160 --> 1:19:51.920 was next. They were rude to him like, well, you 1:19:51.960 --> 1:19:53.880 know what, we we've been waiting for for three days 1:19:53.920 --> 1:19:56.040 to exchange this and we want to exchange it. And 1:19:56.120 --> 1:19:57.960 he's like, hey, just just have a seat on the bench, 1:19:58.479 --> 1:20:00.519 and they were like, no, we were are on the fault, 1:20:00.600 --> 1:20:03.800 like they had all these problems. Right, So he goes, look, 1:20:03.840 --> 1:20:05.120 I'll be with you a second. Sit on the bench. 1:20:05.120 --> 1:20:06.200 They go, you know what, we do want to sit 1:20:06.200 --> 1:20:08.600 in the bench. We're gonna wait outside. Well aside, you 1:20:08.760 --> 1:20:10.599 let us know when we're next. So they go outside 1:20:11.240 --> 1:20:12.960 and I said to the guy, Wow, you got yelled 1:20:12.960 --> 1:20:15.080 at That's that's not right that they yelled at you. 1:20:15.560 --> 1:20:17.240 I said, I feel terrible. I used to work in retail. 1:20:17.320 --> 1:20:19.559 Why would they why they had problems if they get 1:20:19.720 --> 1:20:21.880 waited for this shipment, whatever the problem was, I don't 1:20:21.880 --> 1:20:23.680 know why they yelled at you. Right scared, you know 1:20:23.720 --> 1:20:26.080 what I'm saying, Like, don't yell at that guy. Right 1:20:26.960 --> 1:20:29.439 of a sudden, Now you're you're closing up to this guy. Yes, 1:20:29.520 --> 1:20:31.120 So I figured, let me be extra nice to this 1:20:31.240 --> 1:20:35.160 guy because you know, I may ask her for a favor. 1:20:35.520 --> 1:20:37.640 So I'm on hold. So I'm like, hey, man, I 1:20:37.760 --> 1:20:39.800 feel really bad. That was terrible where they yelled at you. 1:20:40.040 --> 1:20:41.479 It was like Karen and her husband, you know what 1:20:41.520 --> 1:20:45.160 I mean. And so he's like, yeah, I don't understand. 1:20:45.200 --> 1:20:47.760 He was the guy was shaking. They were screaming at him. 1:20:47.800 --> 1:20:51.720 I'm not doing it justice. How rude they will right. 1:20:51.760 --> 1:20:54.519 So I said, listen, man, I gotta say you. You 1:20:54.600 --> 1:20:56.640 were very professional the way you handle that, and uh, 1:20:57.280 --> 1:20:59.280 the fact that they're outside. I'm glad we can talk, 1:20:59.320 --> 1:21:01.400 you can breathe. I said, I would never speak to 1:21:01.520 --> 1:21:03.880 people like that. I said, I feel so bad for you. 1:21:04.200 --> 1:21:05.479 He's like, well, what did you need help with? I go, 1:21:05.560 --> 1:21:07.280 I don't even want to tell you, like I'm dealing 1:21:07.320 --> 1:21:08.920 with it on the phone. I don't want to give 1:21:08.920 --> 1:21:10.200 you extra work to do. He goes, no, no, no, 1:21:10.800 --> 1:21:12.840 tell me what's going on. So I tell them about 1:21:12.880 --> 1:21:14.200 how they want to charge me for the router and 1:21:14.240 --> 1:21:17.280 they're gonna cancel my shipment. He says, listen. He's I'm 1:21:17.280 --> 1:21:19.000 gonna I'm gonna reward you would be nice to me 1:21:19.120 --> 1:21:21.200 when I needed help. I needed someone to be nice. 1:21:21.240 --> 1:21:23.120 He goes in the back. He comes out and he says, hey, man, 1:21:23.120 --> 1:21:25.880 i'mnna give you the router what he just take the 1:21:25.960 --> 1:21:27.559 router just like that. I put it in the system 1:21:27.800 --> 1:21:31.200 that we did a replacement uh for the router. Uh, 1:21:31.320 --> 1:21:34.040 and don't even worry about it. Customer replacement. He's tell 1:21:34.120 --> 1:21:35.640 me your name. I gave my name, Goes. That's it. 1:21:36.000 --> 1:21:39.200 I authorized it, no charge, no fee, take it. So 1:21:39.400 --> 1:21:42.320 you defended him from an asshole couple. Yea, And now 1:21:42.720 --> 1:21:44.639 you all of a sudden your day is turned upside 1:21:44.640 --> 1:21:47.400 down in the right way. How about that? I was 1:21:47.479 --> 1:21:48.880 all ready for a fight. And then I was like, 1:21:48.960 --> 1:21:52.679 this is my opportunity, So thank you ass whole couple, 1:21:53.400 --> 1:21:56.000 right right, because that that was right there, that was 1:21:56.120 --> 1:21:59.720 the uh the trigger right. Had there not been like 1:22:00.280 --> 1:22:02.559 fuse lit right, he might have may not have done. 1:22:02.600 --> 1:22:04.040 You might have been the guy that he was arguing 1:22:04.120 --> 1:22:06.120 with the entire time. Right, I was ready to go. 1:22:06.520 --> 1:22:09.200 His angles pushed off in another direction. I was out, 1:22:09.280 --> 1:22:14.320 karend I love it. How about that? That? Then the 1:22:14.360 --> 1:22:15.800 guy gets back on the phone and he says, I, 1:22:15.960 --> 1:22:18.200 we're gonna ship out your unit. Uh what do you 1:22:18.240 --> 1:22:19.479 want to do about the store? I go, you know what? 1:22:19.880 --> 1:22:22.320 Door about the store? A good man about it? Man? 1:22:22.720 --> 1:22:24.840 You know you know I'm holding the router in my hand, 1:22:24.920 --> 1:22:27.680 the whole box when new cables, he gave me new 1:22:27.720 --> 1:22:30.600 cables and desert don't go free dessert. So you know 1:22:30.680 --> 1:22:34.959 what my point is? Two things slices Number one. Sometimes 1:22:35.040 --> 1:22:37.360 don't take any crap on the phone right when they're 1:22:37.360 --> 1:22:40.600 gonna tell you it takes three days supervisor overnight and 1:22:40.640 --> 1:22:44.120 explain to them is unacceptable to wait three days for 1:22:44.120 --> 1:22:47.320 a new router. The world revolves on WiFi. 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