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Speaker 1: The Nicky Liser Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am

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Speaker 1: It's podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Monday, Tuesday. It

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Speaker 1: feels like Monday because send the tape yesterday's episode on Friday.

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Speaker 1: But thankfully nothing huge happened over the weekend that we,

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Speaker 1: you know, failed to comment on yesterday because it was

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Speaker 1: a pre tape. I'm always grateful for that. I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: was there any like crazy news happened over the weekend

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Speaker 1: that we could person No. I mean, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: people are like, you haven't commented on. Well, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of what happened in your life over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Now I want to know you go personal life. Andrew's

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Speaker 1: a changed man. I got engaged. You didn't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't do that anything. She said, no, she said that

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Speaker 1: I almost got engaged. I got down on a knee

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't get up, and she's like, I need someone.

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Speaker 1: You saw a really cute um I guess thing on

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Speaker 1: Reddit that's not a part of Reddit dump today, but

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Speaker 1: a guy was um planning like getting engaged for a

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Speaker 1: whole year, and so every time they took a picture,

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Speaker 1: he would bend down a little bit more. And so

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Speaker 1: the girl just didn't even notice anything because you know,

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Speaker 1: every you know, six weeks and over, they'd be at

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Speaker 1: dinner or something, are out and look nice. He would

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Speaker 1: just take a picture where he's kind of falling over

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Speaker 1: slowly and then eventually he like falls on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Then he does a flip, and then he gets up

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Speaker 1: and he's like on his knee, and then that's the

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Speaker 1: final picture. And it was just like this long game

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Speaker 1: you saw of him, which is cute because I like

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Speaker 1: when someone has a long like when someone's not just

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Speaker 1: they've wanted to marry you for a whole year. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't like they just did it, like because they talked

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Speaker 1: about it with their friends for a week. And we're

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Speaker 1: like the effort. You like, A like a lot of effort.

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Speaker 1: It's like the opposite of guy. But I also love Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right. I like the idea of him, Like like

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Speaker 1: they get in a fight, he starts standing back, you

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Speaker 1: can always get out of it, and she can just

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Speaker 1: show the pig to people and be like, good, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad he loved you. He looked like he was having

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Speaker 1: some kind of back scoliosis issues. Um no, you know

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Speaker 1: what I like. I like a plan I like a surprise.

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Speaker 1: I just like two different things, like planned surprise, but

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Speaker 1: I also love a spur of the moment, like I

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Speaker 1: always am very into those. Like we got engaged. It

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Speaker 1: was just us alone in my bathroom and he just

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Speaker 1: like new in that moment. I like that too, So

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Speaker 1: I'm all over the place. But um, what would be

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Speaker 1: your ideal engagement? Perfect engagement question? One that was not

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Speaker 1: for anyone but us, Like it was an inside joke

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Speaker 1: for us. So maybe it was a big surprise that

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Speaker 1: leads to this big thing, but it's like something that

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Speaker 1: isn't like if it ended up being like a viral

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Speaker 1: video or like a story we told the rest of

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Speaker 1: our lives, it would kind of not be my favorite

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Speaker 1: because it feels like it was for other people that tattoos,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't want a tattoo that it means something

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Speaker 1: to everyone. What would that entail though, Like everyone can see,

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Speaker 1: like like a twelve piece band comes out, your whole

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Speaker 1: family's there, somehow he invited of your fans to come,

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Speaker 1: or I would be furious. I would be furious. It

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Speaker 1: could be one of those things where he's like, you're

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Speaker 1: not really gonna be mad, you know, like when someone's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that means he wants that Sea World or whatever. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I hate Sea World. But like there was like this,

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Speaker 1: um what's it called when they have like ravens, like like, ah, god,

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Speaker 1: the guys that have um, the eagles like that they

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Speaker 1: do those shows. Falcon Er, thank you. I love that word.

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Speaker 1: So they had falconer and this girl, you know, the

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Speaker 1: falcon falcon, the falcon rest. The falcon rest was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, does anyone in the crowd have five dollars?

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Speaker 1: Henry here loves money, and so this girl instantly waves

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Speaker 1: a five dollar note because I think it was an

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Speaker 1: all Ustralia and she wives five pasa and she's waving

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Speaker 1: in the AA and um. The falcon just goes straight

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Speaker 1: to her and then comes back and gets and he

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Speaker 1: that five dollars, Thank you so much. He's gonna stand

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Speaker 1: back your receipt. And so then the falcon sends back

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Speaker 1: and the girl like she's like make sure he got

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Speaker 1: it right. It's five dollars. And then the receipt said

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Speaker 1: then she looks next to her in the guys on

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Speaker 1: his knee. I thought that was that is nice to

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna say no to that, Like the falcon

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Speaker 1: you know, the fucking I mean later, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You can always break off. But that's what kind of

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Speaker 1: annoys me when I have friends that get engaged and

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Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know about it. I'm like, you

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Speaker 1: can still get out. It doesn't mean anything. This means

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Speaker 1: literally there's no contract. I guess the ring is the

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Speaker 1: contract then at that, but keep the ring or give

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Speaker 1: it back or who or like buy yourself a ring.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just I think so many people

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Speaker 1: think that they can't get out of things you want

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Speaker 1: to love. Some point, I never understood the looking at

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Speaker 1: the ring with the guy. I was just like, no,

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Speaker 1: what you can get out of it? You know, like

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Speaker 1: you're not you can leave your partner at your law firm.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are we talking about? Um? What when

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Speaker 1: you look for the ring with the guys, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like that takes kind of the surprise

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Speaker 1: out of it. Then it's like, okay, now we're just

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Speaker 1: kind of well, this is a piece of jewelry you

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Speaker 1: have to wear the rest of your fucking life. You

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Speaker 1: on for your whole life. You didn't season finale. You

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Speaker 1: should have picked it out with them. I know it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It's still on, decrepit and like getting bent in certain areas.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's still on, but um, and people keep

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Speaker 1: sending me ring things. Even my mom is sending me

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Speaker 1: things because her friends are listening to the podcast, and

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Speaker 1: she goes, you know, Nancy wanted me sending you this.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what it means. But like everyone

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Speaker 1: saiding me rings up, I don't even want it off.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to try anything else unless that thing

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Speaker 1: that you send me to get it off is right

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Speaker 1: in front of me. I'm not doing it. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel like going out and buying a kid. And it's

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Speaker 1: not because I'm lazy. It's because I'm very lazy. Gets

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Speaker 1: down to take that ring off. It is on my

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Speaker 1: right hand. I think it's so stupid that you're not

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Speaker 1: allowed to wear rings on your ring finger, which I

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Speaker 1: do have on right now, um because it but it

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Speaker 1: does tell people like you could be married. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you are not smart enough to know that these rings

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Speaker 1: are not a wedding band, right, You would think I

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Speaker 1: was married if we didn't know what you got married

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Speaker 1: five times? Yeah, exactly so. And I don't mean smart

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Speaker 1: about I just mean like savvy, but like I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: know this either. I don't know. Whenever a girl shows

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Speaker 1: me a ring, I have never once been like whoo

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Speaker 1: or like I It is the same reaction every time

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Speaker 1: because they're either so big that you were forced to

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Speaker 1: promise ring? Do you ever wear a promise ring? Like I,

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Speaker 1: I'll promise, I'll oh. I like that. I like anything

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Speaker 1: that's like I like it because that's the stage I'm

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Speaker 1: at where I'm like, okay, I can maybe agree to

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Speaker 1: get engaged someday. It's so funny that everyone thinks if

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Speaker 1: that you just must be waiting and so frustrated and

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Speaker 1: poor you when's he gonna do it? Can we all

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Speaker 1: just dispel that? What am I going to wear? When

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Speaker 1: is the next shoes? Say a photo with these shoes?

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Speaker 1: You know that photo? Oh? Yeah, where you bend your wrist,

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Speaker 1: your wrist to stick up. They look like h and

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Speaker 1: cocaine and spring break two? Football one? You were were

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Speaker 1: you in knowledge then? Yeah? And thousand one? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: graduated in two thousand right two? I graduated from college.

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Speaker 1: From college. That's when I graduated from but oh too.

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Speaker 1: It was an easy one to go, right. I guess

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Speaker 1: re send it, so I walked. I still had four

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Speaker 1: and gown and make probably sweet sweet cash. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: but I was lying. It was it was all of

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Speaker 1: a farce. And then even your degree is a lie

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Speaker 1: I'd fail out. I couldn't get in today was on

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Speaker 1: if no one ever forced it on you. No one

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Speaker 1: was like, let's see what she is. You thought you

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Speaker 1: were a genius or into that were doctor narcissists that

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Speaker 1: wanted my children to follow One was yeah, both were right.

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Speaker 1: I a doctor to get into this school. In public school,

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Speaker 1: there was a gifted program, and what I was told

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Speaker 1: my older brother achieved this. So they used to iQue

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Speaker 1: was like a very antiquated way to show intelligence. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it, but I think that's a number.

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Speaker 1: That's like getting a twenty nine on a c T,

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Speaker 1: which is what I got three times in a row.

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Speaker 1: That's good though, Yeah, but I wanted that thirty because

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Speaker 1: if you get a thirty, you get to go to

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Speaker 1: school in Missouri for for read. Here's the thing. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I got I'm really six four yea and

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Speaker 1: a million and had big hands and all my teeth.

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Speaker 1: I'll say I went to the baseball game this weekend

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Speaker 1: and one of the players went said, and I was

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Speaker 1: second row green seats, which are these special seats at

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Speaker 1: Bush Stadium where you go beforehand and there is a

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Speaker 1: gigantic buffet, gigantic like you're at a casino, like a

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Speaker 1: nice one. He is so good. They had broccolini. That's

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Speaker 1: all I needed. I love it so much. Did you

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Speaker 1: know broccolini is? Because I looked like, what is the

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Speaker 1: difference between broccoli and broccolini? Do you want to know?

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Speaker 1: Delia your mind? It kind of does. One is like

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Speaker 1: one is for models, teeth and the others. For fact,

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Speaker 1: broccoli asparagus, it is that. Yes, it is a cross

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Speaker 1: and I have to use. Everyone would think Amy Shumer

425
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: was about to walk on stage because all of my

426
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,159
Speaker 1: credits involved someone's name that was in the show. So

427
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: I listen, I get it, and she just goes dog

428
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: Walker and which isn't true, but it was funny. I

429
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: just thought it was. It was a funny thing because

430
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, thanks, all right, thanks, uh and

431
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: then uh, and then your dad found out Tom was

432
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: born in Cincinnati. Just kept going, he just kept going on.

433
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: Now he's from Cincinnati. Came were talking about Cincinnati. Ohati

434
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,199
Speaker 1: Tom was born in Cincinnati. Well yeah, And so your

435
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: dad finally went up to him, like after mentioned Cincinnati

436
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: time he goes, you're born in Cincinnati, like he's been

437
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: waiting like this whole time, and Tom goes, yeah, it's

438
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 1: born in like Fairfield or some someplace by. Yes, and

439
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: your dad right away on Cincinnati, like like the whole

440
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: build up with Cincinnati. My dad is so bad about

441
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: that stuff. It really bothers me. And the thing is

442
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 1: he'll he won't. I don't even want to get into

443
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: it because it's so everything is about Cincinnati with my dad.

444
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 1: If someone he could have been like saying that if

445
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: he found out Tom eight in Cincinnati, if he found

446
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 1: out like Tom has been to Cincinnati before, he would

447
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: still be like it's been My parents annoyed me so

448
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: much this weekend. They're into the Bengals now and they've

449
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: never been into football. I was going to say, I

450
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: was like, this is probably why you're annoyed by team pride. Yeah,

451
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: because these people aren't from Cincinnati. I think every city

452
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: should have to have your players from the team from

453
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: the city, and then you can have some sort of

454
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,479
Speaker 1: pride your your city bought these people. I mean, this

455
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 1: isn't like a new thought to anyone that I'm having

456
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: right now. It just it just shows me that I

457
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: think it's just I get jealous, I guess of people

458
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: being so excited about something that to me is so empty.

459
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: But I mean I have the same kind of thing,

460
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: but my parents are just suddenly like, oh god, oh

461
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: he sucks, And I'm like, you are making the dog stress,

462
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: You're making me stress all because of this team that

463
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: you don't even live in the city. You didn't like

464
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: them two years ago, you only like them now because

465
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: network television is playing them and so you can watch it.

466
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: But if they were cheering on and being happy, I

467
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: go they some guy you know, didn't throw the ball

468
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: the right way that my dad would have. And my

469
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: Dad's like, they can't throw, he can't throw. And I

470
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: was like, if the other team made that mistake, you'd

471
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: be cheering right now, So what does this even matter?

472
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: Who gives? He goes? But the other team didn't make

473
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: the mistake, So I'm mad, and I'm like, but you

474
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 1: act like it's just so stupid. And I've never seen

475
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: my family. It almost like watching my family slip into dementia.

476
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 1: I got like that much sadness from watching my family

477
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: become these football fanatics that scream at the TV in

478
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: a way that the dogs start hiding under tables. Why

479
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: no one can hear you. No one can hear you.

480
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: And my dad can't throw a football for the fucking

481
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: life of him, So what do you yell? Many football

482
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: fans cannot throw a football. The bigger to fan usually

483
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: yelling really triggers me. It sounds like an angry, drunk dad,

484
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: And I don't have one of those, and I'm like,

485
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: suddenly I just got one because the Bengals got Joe

486
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: Burrows or whatever, like it just annoys me. The same

487
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: thing with the Panthers. Oh how could my heart rate go?

488
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: Thinkin there's probably trauma and families from hearing dad's scream

489
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: about football. It cannot be good for your health. I've

490
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: never heard you yell at my game, and I always

491
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: want to. I just want to follow up with people

492
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: a year later and go, remember that game, what happened?

493
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: It was a tough one, Like how did that did?

494
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: I want to do? The five five five rule? What

495
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: did this matter to you in five hours? What did

496
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: it matter to you in five days? What does it

497
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: matter to you in five months? What does it matter

498
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: to you in five years? Like? Is this really that important?

499
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: But then again, there are things that I I'm watching

500
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise right now, and I'm reminded of you're

501
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: yelling at the TV. No, I don't yell TV. I

502
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: have fun with it. I don't go oh my god,

503
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't scream like this. I've never even heard my

504
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: dad have this kind of anger, and it's like it's

505
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: so it hurts my heart to hear him get that

506
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: like upset, and I feel like I did realize what

507
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: the Love is Blind reunion that they just had. I

508
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 1: loved Love is Blind. I watched every episode and then

509
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: the reunion came back, and I realized, Oh, I forgot

510
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: all of these idiots. Literally they were flushed from my life,

511
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: like like from my brain like on an airplane, like

512
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: down and just gone instantly. Because it was also fleeting.

513
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: It was fun for that couple of months and then

514
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: it was all gone. So it was just as stupid

515
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: as sports. But I guess I didn't get a hernia

516
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: screaming about you know what's her name? The blonde that

517
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 1: goes after the other blonde that's constantly on coke. I

518
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: guess it's just it's a way to get out your

519
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: emotions as a guy, especially if you go to the

520
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: game and you just get you finally get to yell.

521
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: It's like you're you're only able to yell at a

522
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: sports game or in the woods, or into a pillow,

523
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: or when your wife or when your wife overcooks the turkeys. Yeah,

524
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: there's four ways, but you know what I mean, It's

525
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 1: a way to get out this tension. That's definitely inside

526
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: of you, and it's like it's almost accepted in a way. Yeah,

527
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: men have a lot more anger and like just that

528
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: that that kind of feeling than I guess women do.

529
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: My friends on that how do you get it out? Well,

530
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: my group chat and I have been talking about we've

531
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: been figuring out how many times we cry and orgasm

532
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: in like a week. I asked my friends that, like,

533
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: how many times do you have an orgasm? How many

534
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: times you cry? And on you guess some low number

535
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: for crying and I know that, bitch. I was like,

536
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: there's no way you cry once a week because I

537
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: realized that I did not cry it all during my

538
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: silence because I was kind of tracking that was that

539
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 1: was something I was worried about, like what if I

540
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: have to go like, uh, you know that's a sound

541
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I would have to cry silently, so I

542
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: never even close to cry during it. And I go,

543
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: that's a long time to not cry as a woman

544
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: for three weeks, not even close to it. And so

545
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: then after that, I was like, I think I have

546
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: a problem, Like why am I not crying more? And

547
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: um my friends all were like I think that's pretty

548
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: normal who cries more than like once every three weeks,

549
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: and then all of them cry. Oh. Then now that

550
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: they're tracking it, they're like, oh, I cried four times

551
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: this week, came three times crying about how much you

552
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: are crying? Yeah, do you count crying as I do

553
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: not count crying as tearing up? Like a TV thing

554
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: can make me tear up, But unless there's like tears

555
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: coming down and me kind of going like it just

556
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: like feel I just don't even that's crying. So be

557
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: them yelling at the TV is crying for a man,

558
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: Like that's your dad crying, crying for help. But it

559
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: just comes out like fuck you, bro, I am sad.

560
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: I let it out in like on here. I'll just

561
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: like complain about something, but I just I'll raise my

562
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: voice a little bit, maybe get a tone or um.

563
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I usually just sleep it away, like

564
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: I'll just abuse myself with sleep to the point where

565
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: we'll like, let's just not I don't know, I don't

566
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: know where it singing. But because that's kind of like

567
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: a crying thing, get it out. But do you feel

568
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: like sports for you for your five class? Do you? Guys?

569
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: They don't. It's actually very quiet. It's like awkwardly quiet,

570
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: like I'm used to some gyms. No, there is music

571
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: very loud and probably too loud of music. I don't

572
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: know what kind of music you like to work out too.

573
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: They play a lot of they'll play like techno ship

574
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: where it sounds like a chainsaws, like getting like molested,

575
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: and it's just terrible and it's just like so bad,

576
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: such a sad picture because they're so talk that's so

577
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: and uh I like hip hop and so but no

578
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: one like goes whoa, no one, it's so bad, dude.

579
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: I love the first so after at the first, at

580
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: the first, at the beginning of each class, they have

581
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: to do like um stations and they show each stations

582
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: and they're like here you're gonna and they have to

583
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: like show what the station is, like here's a try

584
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: some extension at this point, add new things that you

585
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: haven't seen yet a little bit every once in a while.

586
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: But every day is different, more stations, different kind of

587
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: body part, different kind of workout. But the people, it's

588
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: so quiet in there and and no one laughs. No

589
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: one laughed, but they'll like try to throw a joke

590
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: in or and everyone's so every audience is just terror

591
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: and I feel so bad. There could be up to

592
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: twenty five people, So imagine you're talking in front of

593
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: them and they get really nervous and they're like, I

594
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: don't know how you do it in front of And

595
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 1: I just feels for them so much because we talk

596
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 1: in front of people you've either used to maybe they

597
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: don't need it, or do you feel like they need it,

598
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: because wouldn't they stop trying if no one ever you

599
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: can tell that they were maybe taught to be a

600
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: little bit funny, but just like cheerful. I have a question.

601
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: By the end of a class, do you want to die? No? No,

602
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: it's not to that point because I'm just going to

603
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: yoga classes for two weeks. And I have always like

604
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: been like I don't want to go to yoga. It's

605
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: just like I'm not very bendy. It always makes you

606
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: feel insecure that I'm not as bendy as the girl

607
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: next to me. And she's like fifty eight and she's

608
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: just like on her just doing a headstand and doing

609
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: a you know, pigeon toes what I don't know, like

610
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: an inverted downward dog, and um, I was going and

611
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: I was really liking it, but it was so slow

612
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: and so gentle that by the end of I was

613
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: just like, this is hell. And I went to I

614
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: went to two different three different class Yeah, three different ones,

615
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: because I was like, maybe this one is just like

616
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: four like I would say, Queen Elizabeth could have done

617
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: this class in the last week of her life and

618
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: been completely fine. Um with every single there was no

619
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: And then there was one that Chris and I would

620
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: do that was so funny we could not we could

621
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: not believe it. It was at his gym and it

622
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: was called Surrender, and it was all the po We

623
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: did eight poses. I'm not kidding you, guys. I counted

624
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: eight poses in one hour with each side, so sixteen total,

625
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: and that might actually be exaggerating. It was some low

626
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: number like that. We would hold each pose on each

627
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: side like it was literally all of them were on

628
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: our back. All of them were horizontal, so there was

629
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: nothing ever that was they were stretches. You would just

630
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,719
Speaker 1: like put your arm over to the side. And I

631
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: thought the instructor fell asleep for the first hold because

632
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: it was I started counting at three minutes and I

633
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: started counting just because I was like, this is hilarious.

634
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: How long is this gonna go before someone says something?

635
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: It's a room of like forty people in the dark,

636
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: and it was five and a half minutes for each hold,

637
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: so five half minutes on this side, then switch five

638
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: and a half minutes on this side, five and a

639
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: half minutes anyone. It was so bored. It was like

640
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: it was honestly about the amount I moved during a sleep,

641
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: like tossing in turn. That's how many difference, And that's

642
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: about how strenuous it was as well. Chris and I

643
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: got so bored we started just kind of like fondling

644
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: each other like we were in the dark in the

645
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: back lead. Not fondling, but we started just kind of

646
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: like messing with each other and laughing and like doing

647
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: bits because it was it was it was a class

648
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: to teach you how to nap. It was really a sexy,

649
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: sexy yoga. But then the teacher afterwards, I I wasn't

650
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: wasn't talking at the time, and this teacher is lucky

651
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: that I couldn't, because I was going to say something.

652
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: I was literally going to walk out. If I would

653
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: have been alone, I would walk to the class and

654
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: immediately to send a message because this was not okay,

655
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: but everyone's just like that was so restorative, thank you

656
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: so much. And this guy is waiting by the door

657
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: just staring us down, like how do you like that?

658
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: And he almost looked at me to ask me, and

659
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: I almost got on my phone to type something just

660
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: to be like, uh, you really nailed the name of

661
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: the class, like surrender. I had to surrender every every

662
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: impulse to be like this is so it was such

663
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: a waste of time and I was just confused at

664
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: what yoga is meant to. I don't know. I did

665
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: like the other yoga classes, kind of not enough to

666
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: go back. I'm so glad because during my three weeks

667
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: of not talking, I wasn't able to work out at

668
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: all because you there's some kind of like thing you

669
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: do with your throat when you work out, where you

670
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: go like look like and it makes your vocal courts hit.

671
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: So I couldn't work out. But now I'm back to running,

672
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: and thank god, I just want things to be fast.

673
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: I think the cardio days for the other than being

674
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: a class and like that's kind of annoying, you would

675
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 1: enjoy because it's a lot of just like hit kind

676
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: of movements. It's not overly weight. A lot of like

677
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: planks stuff like that. What you're very good at. You

678
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: did a plank I think four minutes and thirty second. Know,

679
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: I was like six to eight minutes. I think it

680
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: was something like that. Yeah, I mean I can't do

681
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: one now for even twenty seconds. So it's amazing how

682
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: it degrades so quickly. It's crazy. Yeah, it's but yeah,

683
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I think you would enjoy it. It's the opposite whatever

684
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: you just said. It's the complete opposite of that. I know.

685
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: But I just like to do my run. Now. I

686
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: can do four miles in like eight to eight to

687
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: nine minutes per mile, and it just is done so quickly.

688
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: I can listen to seven songs or whatever. It's just

689
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: like a perfect yesterday and now after a week of running,

690
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: I have stamina and I'm able to talk on the

691
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: phone the entire time. And so yesterday I called on

692
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: you yesterday and I I was like, we got to

693
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: the end of it, and I go, I can't believe

694
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: I'm done. This is usually such a slog. I mean,

695
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: I just started running a week and a half ago,

696
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: so it's been like a lot to get back up

697
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: that stamina, and so every run has felt like, oh God,

698
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: another mile. But then talking to on yesterday, I was

699
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, does this even count because

700
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: I don't feel like my body went through I don't

701
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: even remember working out because we were just talking on

702
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: the phone. And made me think like there must be

703
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: something about working out that if you aren't mindful of

704
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: what you're doing, your muscles might not use it as

705
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: much like it felt like I was doing washing the

706
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: dishes talking to her, and so I wonder if it

707
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: counted because my body didn't register it. I forgot it.

708
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: Did it? Yeah? I think it's amazing that your brain

709
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: can can shut that off, that feeling of like I'm

710
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: not gonna make it, I'm running so long, all that

711
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 1: like extra, I'm you're you're listening to your own breath

712
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: and all that. You're just on the phone and you

713
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: talk for thirty minutes. I used to do it all

714
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: the time, um and because Petelee, when we were really close,

715
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: we used to just talk on the phone all the time,

716
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, can you just like talk to me?

717
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: And that's when I started doing it, and I was like, Oh,

718
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: this is great because it actually makes me talk less,

719
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: so then I listened more, a better friend. And also

720
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: I have someone. When you're running as a girl, you

721
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: kind feel like I could be raped in any second

722
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: to especially when it gets a little bit darker at night.

723
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: So this way you have a witness to it. Someone

724
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: here's hearing it. Yeah, go why would he drop that? Wow?

725
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: Nicki's listening so much. Now she's dead. She's dead. But class,

726
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: I just wonder. I love you want to be completely exhausted. Yeah,

727
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: And if I'm going to a class, I want to

728
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: feel like, oh my god, like at the end of it,

729
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: I love a class where I don't love it because

730
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: I would go to those classes if I did. But

731
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: if I do go to those classes, I want at

732
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: the end to be like gonna die. Come with me.

733
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to. I can't because I'm out of

734
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: shape in that way and I'm too competitive. I would

735
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: just I would feel like such a loser because I

736
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 1: wouldn't be I would have to go on my own

737
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: for months and getting really good shape then I could go.

738
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: Otherwise I couldn't do it. I'm so much more competitive

739
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: than I thought. I realized I'm real of fortune because

740
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: the other day Chris's radio show is talking about my

741
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: run on Wheel Fortune and they're like, we think she

742
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: kind of threw she was killing so hard. We think

743
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: she's through the second game to be nice, speak to

744
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Tig and Thomas because they weren't doing as well. And

745
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I would never ever ease up on

746
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: a game like that, especially it's money for charity to

747
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: make someone else feel better, like I genuinely, But does

748
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: the competitiveness come from your own pushing yourself or how

749
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: other people are gonna view you not being able to

750
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: do the workout. I just hate being bad at things.

751
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: I hate it and I and I hate when other

752
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: people feel sorry for me or like that's why I

753
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: struggle with guitar lessons, Like I My guitar teacher now

754
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: is has I can just tell he has no judgment.

755
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: He does not care at all, he has seen it all.

756
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: It's like it doesn't even register to him that I'm bad.

757
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: In fact, he shows me so many things and teaches

758
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: me so fast, and sometimes I'm like, he must think

759
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm good because this is really hard and he has

760
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: no idea that I already knew the song and that's

761
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: why I'm good at this other way to be fucked

762
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: right now, But like that being bad unless i'm is

763
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: it being bad or is it being like a starter

764
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: at something being a novice. Well, I understand being a

765
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: novice and being bad in that way, but there are

766
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: things like I'm not a natural athlete, so I'm never

767
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: gonna my novice is gonna look worse than everyone else's

768
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: novice unless I have unless I get really good at

769
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: it on my own. I just don't want to debut things.

770
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: It's too embarrassing. And it's just and Andrew has this

771
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: thing where you like giggle in a weird way when

772
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: because you're happy I'm there doing this thing that you love.

773
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: But I take that giggle like you do it with

774
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: golf too, And that's why I've never wanted to play

775
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: golf with you. But it is because it's my insecurity giggle.

776
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: Because you're happy that someone you're sharing this with someone

777
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, she's doing it, but no, your kiddle

778
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: makes me think you're making it. Triggers my I'm getting

779
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: made fun of thing. But like because boys laughing at

780
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: how I throw or how like I take laughing. My

781
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: dad does it too. My dad will laugh at how

782
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: bad I am at things a lot, so I take

783
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: laughter as like you're mocking me, and I think that's

784
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: where I get the wires crossed of like I'm being

785
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: made fun of when Andrews really just happy. But I

786
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: can't let it go, and it just makes my blood

787
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: pressure go up and I just want to throw down

788
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: the racket or whatever. I'm practicing playing golf with the

789
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: place we're going at golf, I was probably giggling. I

790
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: just thought, I mean, it was awesome. And there was

791
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: a conversation with my with my coach about going on

792
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: a date, like I love that guy. What is his

793
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: name again, j R? Yeah he was a sweetheart. Yeah,

794
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: I mean it's ah. Yeah. I think like some people

795
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: like I was going to try to do jiu jitsu

796
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not in shape enough to

797
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: do jiu jitsu, and their answer usually is, well, that's

798
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: how you get in shape, you know what I mean,

799
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: Like you get in shape by doing that thing. I

800
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: want to be a novice around around teachers, good teachers.

801
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a novice around people who

802
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: are good at the thing who aren't used to teaching,

803
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: because teachers have empathy for beginners they don't judge, but

804
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: people who are just like this is my domain, welcome

805
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: to where there's just this like thing like that there

806
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: though there are a lot of beginners for real, I'm

807
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: not trying to like plug this thing, but it's like,

808
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: you won't feel I wouldn't put you in a situation

809
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: where I would be like, dude, she's gonna look like

810
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. I know, but I just would. It's

811
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: about me feeling like an idiot. And my dad has

812
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: no sense of And I've talked about this before, but

813
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: learning guitar from him was just held me back in

814
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: my life so much. It was the biggest mistake to

815
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: ever thing to ever play in front of him, just

816
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: him being like, why don't you know that you can't

817
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: bar that G? And it's like, yeah, because I'm in

818
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: fourth grade, I can't bar a G. Like that's really hard.

819
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm not like a little um. I don't know what savant,

820
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: but just that he and I'm the same way sometimes

821
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 1: where I show someone I'm much better about it because

822
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: I practice empathy and have had to teach it to myself.

823
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: But getting frustrated with someone that's learning something that you

824
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: already know and You're just like, how do you not

825
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: know that? And it's like, well, because I didn't read

826
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: that article where you found that out. Dad. Like the

827
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: other night, I was so mad when I when I

828
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: was at the baseball game with Chris, He's teaching me

829
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: about baseball like slowly and he goes and he's so

830
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: nice because he knows my level of comprehension and isn't

831
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: surprised when I don't know something like there will be

832
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: times where he's like, now that's second base. Do you

833
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: know what second basis? And I'm like, I'm not that dumb,

834
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: But it's nice that he's like he's not judging any

835
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: of it. But I didn't know that when you are

836
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: on a base that when the batter is up and

837
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: they hit it, that you have to tag back if

838
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: they catch it. They you know, you know, if the

839
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: batter is out, then you have to tag back. Where

840
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: do you learn that? Who teaches you that? But do

841
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: you remember the day someone because that would be a

842
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: formative moment in my life if someone was like, hey,

843
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: there's this weird rule where you have to tag back.

844
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that. I didn't know that

845
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: the catcher could block the person coming on home. But

846
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: who learns this? Where do you learn this? Where the

847
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: where's the class was born with this knowledge? No, it

848
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: does not get to us. It's not fair. We taught

849
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: the rules in a structured way where it's like chapters

850
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: and broken down. I don't want to just like absorb

851
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: it from like watching my dad talk about the game

852
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: on the couch, Like I just feel like, I'm do

853
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: you think you know? But I just feel like I

854
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: should know about tagging in before I'm thirty eight years old,

855
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: or like tagging out or whatever the hell it's called.

856
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: I think I should know that the picture can block

857
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: the homeplate? Why and why is that a thing? Why

858
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: can they block it? Yeah, well that seems crazy to me. Yeah,

859
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean they can. They can kind of if if

860
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: it's like a play at the play. I don't know

861
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: the exact rule on when they can and when they

862
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: can't just stand there and like try to fight you

863
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 1: away from the plate. But if it's like a play

864
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: at the point, so the exact rule if you're watching

865
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: a baseball game, Like That's the thing that bothers me

866
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: is that people are like, yeah, I think I just

867
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: figured that out eventually. I'm like, but I would want

868
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: to know if I cared about this, I'd want to

869
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: know every detail, and everyone just seems very casual about it. Well,

870
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: I think I just like, so you either want to

871
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: know everything or nothing or nothing. But I want to

872
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: understand where people learn these things because I and I

873
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: know that there are some girls that are like to

874
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: put on makeup and it's like, oh, I just absorbed

875
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: it over the years, literally, I mean every every almost.

876
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how many percentage of boys have played

877
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: Little League? Did you know about tagging out? No? I

878
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 1: just learned about it at my nephew's Little league game.

879
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: So you saw it happen and go, what is going on?

880
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: They have to go back to the base. Then I

881
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: asked on the weirdness of it, Okay, I was like,

882
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: that's my problem. I'm not ever watching the games enough

883
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: to go, well, that's a peculiar thing that young gentleman

884
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: just did. I just don't. I can't follow a goddamn

885
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: ball for the life of me. I don't know how

886
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: people know how to follow balls, especially on a football.

887
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: But do you really if you really wanted to learn,

888
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: we could do. We could I could, Chris, you don't

889
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: want to care. I've tried to teach you. It's the

890
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: same as music theory when I'm learning guitar, and he's like,

891
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: and this is a half step up, and this is

892
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: the root note and then this, and it all is

893
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: kind of like, no, I don't really want to But

894
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: you learn through You learned through plane, so I'm learning

895
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: through plane. So if you would know a tag out hey,

896
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: you can't leave the base until that outfielder catches it.

897
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't even think about all. You left too soon.

898
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: And that's why he said, I go so little leaguers,

899
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: just little four year old boys know about tagging out there?

900
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean at their age at four? Like

901
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: tags and stuff starts happening closer to so they don't

902
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: enforce that rule. It is enforced. But I'm just saying,

903
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: there's a lot of balls. If it's hid in the

904
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: air and t ball out to the outfield, there's a

905
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: strong chance it's not being caught, right, So it doesn't matter. Yeah,

906
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: so but around And that's why he said there is

907
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: a second and third base coach or the first and

908
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: third base coach. Why is there no second base coach?

909
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, just out of the way, just get

910
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: out the way. But that's the thing. The first and

911
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: the third day out of the way, they're not. They're

912
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: kind of in the action. That's they're they're literally outside

913
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: the foul. Funny those coaches, I just go, who is

914
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: that incredibly out of shape? Older cardinal play and it's

915
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: so funny. They're the best. I love a third base coach.

916
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: They always have a like a either mullet or they

917
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: have a food man chew. They have dip in their

918
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: back pocket. They probably sleep in their cleats like they are.

919
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: They used to play like that. The goal is to

920
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: become that because you think you look at these baseball

921
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: players and you go, what's he going to do? Start

922
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,479
Speaker 1: a podcast, become an announcer, coach, I'd be you still

923
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: get to suit up hey with the boys. Yeah. Did

924
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: you ever want to be a bat boy? I wanted

925
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: to be a bad boy because I grew up in

926
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: Port St. Lucy, Florida, where the met spring training training. Yeah,

927
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: so there was a little bit of that. I was like, Oh,

928
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: I wish how do you get that? You just got

929
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 1: a rich dad? Yeah you gottah you had one. Yeah,

930
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: but he was who pays attention to Yeah, he was

931
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: too busy saving lives like a jerk, you know, like

932
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 1: it's like, you can't have me to be a bad boy.

933
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh someone with cancer. Cool, My dad's a cancer doctor

934
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: by the way, for context, Yeah, I was a cancer

935
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: doctor called oncologist. He was a hematologist oncologist, which so

936
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: blood cancer. Yeah, I thought, okay, got it. Yeah, but

937
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: isn't lukemia blood cancer. I just found that note today

938
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I'm so glad I found that

939
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: out before I'm learning about baseball. Yeah, Luke, Luke cave

940
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: me a disease. I mean, I think I could have

941
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: gotten there eventually. I don't think I've known that, But

942
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: today I was heard it on the radio that was like,

943
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: we need to fight blood cancer, lukem and I was like, oh, Luke,

944
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: these blood cancer And I'm like, I'm really glad I

945
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: didn't learn that before I get leukemia, because I'm guessing

946
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: something like that will befall me. And that would be

947
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: funny if I was just like, and what's that that?

948
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: I think, what's that? Happens a lot when you get

949
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: a disease and you go, what is what is that?

950
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gotta yeah it's gotta suck to

951
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: hear it. And it doesn't sound that bad. And they're like, no, no, no,

952
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: this is like really bad. I'm reading a book about

953
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: the AIDS epidemic. Um, it's it's a fiction. It's called

954
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: The Great Believers. It's so good. It's about, you know,

955
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: AIDS in the eighties. And this woman goes to Paris

956
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: and in Paris it's called SEDA s I d A

957
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: instead of AIDS. And she's like, it sounds so much better.

958
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Sounds like like a a nice like you're

959
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: in like a bode in Venice or something. It sounds

960
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: like it's kind of tea with my coffee. Okay, we

961
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: gotta go to break. We'll come back with Redditum, alright,

962
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: we're back. It's time for Reddit. This is your Reddit.

963
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: Do my golf giggle check you away from being the champion.

964
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, it's not your fault, straight face. Just

965
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: you get the giggles when you're excited. It's a it's

966
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: a nice thing, but I boys laughing when I'm doing

967
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: sports ain't a good combo. If I start pointing, I

968
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: think that's where's the problem. Surreptitiously, where's my phone. Oh no,

969
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: one second, I think he's going to get her phone

970
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: on a second. This is your red Do you go

971
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: and redd it a lot? Noah, not really, because you

972
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: have to have the app and stuff, and I'm just

973
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: trying to have less apps to distract me. Wow. So no, Reddit,

974
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: do you do? Do you have TikTok? No you have

975
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: no app? No? No, I have apps. I just don't

976
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: have TikTok. I don't want to get all right, Reddit?

977
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean wait, so no, you don't do read it

978
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: as What are your apps? What are your top three

979
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: apps that you use? I do read it on the web,

980
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: like when you're on the or whatever when I'm on

981
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: the computer. Um, I guess like Instagram. So you're not

982
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: bad and you can't sleep? Do you have your phone

983
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 1: with you? Yes? And it's what do you do? What

984
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: do you go to? What's your first thing to go do? Um?

985
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: I guess like Instagram? I check Instagram and then when

986
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: that gets boring, what do you switch to? What's your order?

987
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: Do you have an order to right Andrew walk when

988
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: you're bored? Okay? Too much time? Really? Yeah? That seems weird. Okay,

989
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: first you started Instagram, then you go to Pinterest and

990
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: then do you go back to Instagram or do you

991
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: have another one that you talkle to. I usually just

992
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: fall asleep because I scroll so much through Pinterest, but

993
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: my eyes just rolled to the back of my head

994
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: and then I fall asleep. Do you fall asleep to

995
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: a scroll or do you have to know? But I

996
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: love Chris does. My favorite thing is when we're laying

997
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: in but and I can just hear him. His phone

998
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,479
Speaker 1: is go like like thump, like reread on the duck's back.

999
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: It's just the gentlest thump and I'm like, oh, someone's out.

1000
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,439
Speaker 1: And I always it's always read it. He's a Reddit

1001
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: guy too. I do. I go Reddit because you're reading,

1002
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: but I always save it because I'm so excited to

1003
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: go to it that I save it. I don't go

1004
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: to it at any point during the day. And then

1005
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: once I get bored of Reddit, I go to Instagram,

1006
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: and then I go back to Reddit because red it's endless.

1007
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: And then I'll go to um mail Online, which is

1008
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: the Daily Mail, which I'm about to stop going to

1009
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: again because it's just so it's turning into Fox News,

1010
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: the headlines. It's just everything is like liberal, you know,

1011
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: Emily Rodowski, you slam like everyone is liberal. They just

1012
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: like it's it's bad. It's not a good it's not

1013
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: a good source of news. But they have the best

1014
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: paparazzi shots I know. And then I'll go to Like

1015
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: and then I'll read my book a little bit, and

1016
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: then I'll go back to Reddit and then um, Instagram,

1017
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: but um, I think that's it. Actually, what about you? Twitter? Instagram?

1018
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: So I go to Twitter to like feel somewhat connected

1019
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: and learn about some kind of news, then Instagram to

1020
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: see like what five people are doing, and that makes

1021
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: me upset, and then I'll go to TikTok to wash

1022
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: that out. Like TikTok is a very like flushing. You

1023
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: don't think TikTok makes me so TikTok makes me sadder

1024
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: because I can't make TikTok videos. It's almost like baseball.

1025
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm just like, there's too many rules. I'm gonna every

1026
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: TikTok I see is like people on TikTok over thirty

1027
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: and it's just some woman doing a lame dance and

1028
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to be mocked on here.

1029
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna try and your tail like people

1030
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: that have to post on TikTok. Do you get jealous

1031
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: on TikTok of like people's post doing well and like

1032
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: people looking hot and like doing work out whatever it

1033
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: is for you. I get jealous of skin girls like

1034
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: doing skincare, girls with perfect but girls that with just

1035
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: like clean houses, girls just like doing soft like skincare

1036
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 1: is really the triggering thing like twenty year olds telling

1037
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 1: me that what they do for their wrinkles. Girls fun yourself.

1038
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: I hope you die young, I really do. I always

1039
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: reason whenever I get jealous of young girls is like

1040
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: they could die young, and then I would. Then I

1041
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: will in that casket they You know I have a

1042
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: long erul like. I know that's a sick thought, but

1043
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: I know a lot of women out there get jealous

1044
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: of young girls. Just remember they could die young. Something

1045
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: terrible could happen to someone. I don't want it to,

1046
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: but it could someone showing off how much money they have.

1047
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: It might be a triggering thing of like because I

1048
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: just think it's just so like, that's so interesting. Some

1049
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: guy will be like, so I don't care if million

1050
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: or a billion, I'm never gonna buy my car. I'm

1051
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: gonna lease my car. That's what you gotta do, lease it,

1052
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: and then you have to have money. Things bother me

1053
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: as well, just fucking blows up. Everyone's like, wow, you're

1054
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: so rich, like, and it's just I don't know. That's

1055
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 1: the difference between men and women that there are comments

1056
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: on TikTok. Yeah, that's yeah, that's really why I'm like

1057
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: trying to get away from social media as much as possible. Yeah,

1058
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: and like because I just feel like comments and stuff,

1059
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: like I look at the content and then something in

1060
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 1: me like really wants to see what other people are saying,

1061
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: and it makes me saying that's my own comments are

1062
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: people go, don't read comments and I go, or don't

1063
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: let that comment upset you. I'm not upset about that

1064
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: one person. I'm upset about how many people they're influencing

1065
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: and tipping towards she sucks. Just giving a little push

1066
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: in that direction when that person is walking a fine

1067
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: line because we are all susceptible to it, and like

1068
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: you're saying, no, you can feel it. You care about

1069
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: what other people think. I just wanted to know these people.

1070
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: Does it change my perception of reality? That's interesting. I

1071
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: think it's very of note that I don't think I

1072
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 1: would ever get jealous of girls bragging about being rich,

1073
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: no matter how rich they were. But I would get

1074
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: so jealous of if they were mixing of face mask

1075
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: in like a clean like porcelain bowl with like a

1076
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: you know, a mortar and pestle in their clean bathroom,

1077
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 1: and they had like enough hair to have like a

1078
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: substantial amount of bangs that they put up in like

1079
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: a sensible clip, and that clip is like always their

1080
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: clip for their bangs, that they keep right in this

1081
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: little area where their clip for their banks is always there,

1082
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: every single night, every night I washed my face. My

1083
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: hair is long enough, and this is the way I

1084
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: like it. To me, I just twirl it behind my

1085
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: head and I stick it into my collar. I do

1086
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: not because I never have hairclip. I never have a hairclip.

1087
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: Whenever I do, I go and my Jessica Alba, like,

1088
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: I seriously think I am like I should start a

1089
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: goop because I found a scrunchy in a drawer, Like

1090
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: I feel so together, and I have a million hair things.

1091
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 1: I buy them all the time, so many clips, and

1092
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: I can never find them. And I think that's the thing.

1093
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: It's so interesting to me. I would love to not

1094
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 1: ever feel that way. When I see young in shape people,

1095
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: that doesn't really trigger me. I almost feel if I

1096
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: see someone vary in shape showing working out, I do

1097
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: think it's a little cheesy, like how much like love

1098
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: they get from just showing them benchprint? Like it doesn't,

1099
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: but it actually either. I just look at what I feel. Yeah,

1100
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,399
Speaker 1: but you look at the comments. I don't. I thought

1101
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: you said, you do know. I don't really look at

1102
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: the comments on girls videos that I get jealous of.

1103
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: I just look at how pretty they are, and it

1104
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: can literally to the girls that i've that you know,

1105
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: show up my explore page. This is usually an Instagram

1106
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: Explore because I don't go on TikTok, but I they

1107
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: usually have like twenty three views and it's in like

1108
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: slavic like I don't even know. I couldn't read the

1109
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: comments even if I wanted to. Um, yeah, I don't

1110
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: think about aging as much as I think when or whatever.

1111
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: Like I if I did, I think I would overthink it.

1112
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: I would think about my back here, I would think

1113
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: about receding hairline. I was thinking about aging. I'm thinking

1114
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: about these clean, perfect, smooth women, and some of them

1115
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: are older but they just have like bright bathrooms that

1116
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: are clean, I think, and they just like they make

1117
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: even that girl that I didn't impressive of, like making

1118
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: much as and like having a little stirring thing that

1119
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: they have and then they have a little tray that

1120
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: has goes perfectly for the stirring thing, like having a

1121
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: place for everything. I just will never be a woman

1122
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: that does that. And I've talked about it a million times,

1123
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: but it's just I just don't relate. And then sometimes

1124
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: I see really messy women that then I get it.

1125
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: I get um angry that I can't be like that

1126
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: free with how gross I am? Or is funny about it?

1127
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: Or you know, it's it's weird, it's you never it's

1128
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: never good enough. There's always going to be a way

1129
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: to go. Man, why can't I Why can't I not

1130
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: care like that girl? Or why can't I care more

1131
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: like that girl? So let's start off reddit. This is

1132
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: talking about a girl who does not care. This was

1133
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: in the subreddit funny and I guess this happened in

1134
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: two thousand fifteen. I'm only seeing it now. It's from

1135
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: inside Um Edition, which is one of those like Hollywood

1136
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: news shows, and it's a clip of it. This girl

1137
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: got a d U I on campus at Texas State.

1138
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: That's how you get in. Oh god, she blew it under.

1139
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what is a breathalyzer does have a

1140
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: three letters? Um, so she this isn't. You're gonna laugh

1141
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: so hard at the same I think you're gonna love this.

1142
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: She got do I lost her license. Did not want

1143
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: to ride a bike because she's too lazy for a bike,

1144
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 1: even though her dad bought her one. She lives close

1145
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: to campus, so she thought, what about my Barbie car

1146
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: from when I was a little girl. Let me pull

1147
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: that out of the garage and drive it around campus.

1148
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: And I honestly, this girl is kind of like a hero. Um,

1149
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: can we play it from the beginning? I see it's

1150
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: kind of going a little bit. Monroe is getting a

1151
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: lot of attention because of the way she's eating her

1152
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: around campus. The twenty year old Texas State junior is

1153
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: driving a Barbie car to get to class, just like

1154
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: she used to do with a real car. So she

1155
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: has one like sticking out of the car. She can't

1156
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: fit in it for the time being. It's terrorist mode

1157
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 1: of transportation. Why because of big guy She's a police

1158
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: mug shot taking for drunk driving smiling, but Terra didn't

1159
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: want to use it. I had a perfectly goodbye she

1160
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: off the campus, so UH thought that was the right

1161
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: action to take. I'm kind of a diva. I'll admitted

1162
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: I don't like the slat I don't like to work out.

1163
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: Then she remembered her Barbie car when she was a

1164
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: little kid. She loved that car, so she bought one online.

1165
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: I got now and I told out to test driving.

1166
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: She's like, where's the little girl now? I was like,

1167
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: I am a little girl. No speeding in this vehicle.

1168
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: This five three gears, there's a reverse, there's turtle, and

1169
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: then there's like rabbit because it goes from my being

1170
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: so fast. Has been criticized by some who think she's

1171
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: making light of a series this is a driving offense,

1172
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: but this engineering major who is on the Dean's List

1173
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,439
Speaker 1: says that's just not true. I'm not at all trying

1174
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: to make a joke out of that, and really me

1175
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: getting the jeep had nothing to do with that. I

1176
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: just didn't want to walk a class. And guess what,

1177
01:00:54,520 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: Terra is not alone. My roommate actually just bought one too.

1178
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: It's more because it's a fun thing. It's so funny.

1179
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: And at first I hated her. I go, oh, this

1180
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,479
Speaker 1: is a stunt, this is annoying, but she truly Ba's

1181
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: someone who's so lazy that they don't want to ride

1182
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: a bike or walk and they drive around this car

1183
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: and they do not because that's embarrassing. I don't think

1184
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: I could go a block on that thing. Like the

1185
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: beautiful thing about that is like a vest, but you

1186
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: gotta get off. She can pull this right into class,

1187
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That did you say? But

1188
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 1: the one she was indoors? I mean, it's a scooter.

1189
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: It's so funny, man, what a genius. I love to

1190
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 1: see her d u I tape. I mean, it's got

1191
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,439
Speaker 1: to be fantastic. This was ten years ago. I tried

1192
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: to find her. I like to see where she is now.

1193
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: I guess it was, you know, eight years ago, and

1194
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 1: so I typed in her name. She's from Texas and

1195
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: she's of course married by now you saw how much

1196
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: fucking you know, lipstick she had on and shadow blush

1197
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: and contouring. I was like that this girl got maror

1198
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: engaged fresh out of college. And now her name is

1199
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: gone and I'm just tired of every woman changing their

1200
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: last name and they all become missing persons. I'm really

1201
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: disgusted by every single person I want to get in

1202
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: contact with from high school is a missing woman. You

1203
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: cannot find her because she married some idiot and she

1204
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm just tired of it. To be friends with people

1205
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: the rest of their lives, you can find them forever,

1206
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: and women just disappear into their husband's last names. And

1207
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: unless your friend is a spinster or a lesbian, you

1208
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: are never going to find her. Yeah, I mean, I

1209
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: think the only way is that some of these women

1210
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 1: are now keeping their name is middle names, Like you

1211
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: know what, That is a step in the right direction,

1212
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: all right, Um, So this next one is to me

1213
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: I r L. For me, I r L is the subredit.

1214
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: It's just a tweet that says my toxic trade is

1215
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: that I don't feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something,

1216
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: just a mild sense of relief that it's done. Relatable.

1217
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: You know, I want to I want to feel more

1218
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: like I did it, but it's always because anything that's

1219
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: worth celebrating being over is something that you probably were dreading.

1220
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: And we're like at the workout class. I love the

1221
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: feeling of being like it was hard and I did

1222
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: it and it's over and now I get to reward

1223
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,439
Speaker 1: myself with laziness. What's hard, too, is I just think

1224
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: about what I could have done differently better, or like

1225
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: what I could have done better, like a workout class.

1226
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't do that third set right,

1227
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: but like something that I really cared about the whole

1228
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: time I'm done, I'm just like, oh, that that's interesting

1229
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: because I I was talking about the difference, but there's

1230
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: so many talented people out there, especially comedians, that just

1231
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: don't make it. And I, you know, Chris and I

1232
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: are talking about this so often because we watch people's specialism.

1233
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: We're like, how does this person have a special? And

1234
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,080
Speaker 1: then this person that we know is so funny does it.

1235
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: And I think the difference, or one of the things,

1236
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: is that there are a lot of my friends who

1237
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: have self doubt before something I don't. I don't really

1238
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: have that like I will I will go oh, yeah,

1239
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: I can do that, and I will set a goal

1240
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,919
Speaker 1: or I will say yes to something that I go yeah,

1241
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: and a year I can definitely do a special And

1242
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: then it gets to the special the night before and

1243
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I cannot do this, but it's already too late.

1244
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: So it's better to be someone who has self doubt

1245
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: on the back end, because afterwards, I go, I don't

1246
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: want to promote this. I'm embarrassed. I didn't deserve this.

1247
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 1: But guess what, it's already out of the gate and

1248
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: I can't control it anymore. So if you can, if

1249
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 1: you can somehow put yourself doubt after the thing and

1250
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 1: switch it, I think you can be a lot more successful.

1251
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm just lucky that I don't have that before of like, oh,

1252
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't deserve that. I don't want that. It's like, no,

1253
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: I want everything, and there is a sneaking suspicion that

1254
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: I don't deserve it now. But in a year when

1255
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: that thing is, you know, I have to show up

1256
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: for that thing, I'll be ready. Never am, But then

1257
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, no, I know exactly

1258
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I think a lot of people don't

1259
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: ever have that before they go yeah, I don't even

1260
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: want to think I'm one of those people. I think

1261
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm one of those stuff. I'm one of those people

1262
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: that will be like I'll never have a special on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I'll never like I have that thought, and it's getting

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01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: a little bit less and less. I do feel more

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01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: and more confident that I can do it, especially now

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01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 1: that I've been doing an hour and I'm like, oh,

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01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: I could actually I can do this. I can't, but

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01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: you have to do that to get to like, did

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01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: you think even before you hadn't ever did an hour

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01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: that you could just have an hour special? No, I

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01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: will say that. I'm just saying for things like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know when when know when the hours there.

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01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 1: I have friends that will go like I was a

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01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 1: friend that I heard about has this new hour of

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01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 1: material that um, they're feeling a little bit like should

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01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: I even talk about this thing? It feels like I'm

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01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 1: exploiting this thing in my life. And I'm like, there

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01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: would if I had a knew our material, I would

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01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: be so psyched after it was out. I would go, oh,

1280
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: that seems like I just exploited that thing. But not

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01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: before get the special. You already have the time. So

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01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 1: that's where I kind of feel like I'm singing the

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01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: national anthem at Thanksgiving Day. I'm I'm the ambassador for

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01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: or what's it called I'm the Grand Marshal of the St.

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01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade. I got asked to do. It's

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01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 1: the first gig I've ever booked singing that wasn't like

1287
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: where it's like, we know she wanted to do this

1288
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: at the ball game she didn't get a chance to

1289
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: do and so they were like, you want to do it?

1290
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: And so um. I think I got asked like four

1291
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: weeks ago and I was like, let me just consider

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01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: this for a week. And then I talked to my

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01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: vocal coach and I was like, can I be ready

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01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:45,479
Speaker 1: for this by Thanksgiving? And she was like, oh yeah,

1295
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: and sold be so weird. No, I'm just gonna sing

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01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: the national anthem like someone would sing like I guess

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01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm on a float, you know. So I think to

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01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: kick off the parade, I'll sing the national anthem and

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01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: you know it's just it's a it's it is a

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01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: hard song, but it's not that hard when you break

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01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: it down, And do you really think you know all

1302
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: the words right now? Like second yesterday and I did

1303
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: it off the top off the try it. I don't

1304
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: think I can, oh say, can you see by the

1305
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 1: Don's early light? Wait? Oh say? By the dawn early, like,

1306
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: oh man, what's so glad? Proudly we stand at the

1307
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: twilight's last gleaming who's brought stripes and bright stars through

1308
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 1: the parallelists? Fight yea? Or or like it's over or

1309
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: the or the ramparts we watch we're so gallantly streaming.

1310
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: It's wait, rod glair, great, that's what I'm glaring at

1311
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: you right now. Rockets, rockets, red glare, red glare. The

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01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 1: bombs bursting in there gave proved through the night that

1313
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: the flag will flag still there, like you're getting nervous

1314
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: about it. But it's like, it's not I don't know

1315
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: the words. It's okay, that's they're weird words, and I

1316
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: think most people would not, oh say, does that star

1317
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 1: spangled yet? Wave? Or for the Home of the It's

1318
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: like one of those songs that you you kind of

1319
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: like when you say I don't know if and let

1320
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 1: hear it you're not alone. I had to look at

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01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 1: the lyrics yesterday just to make sure I had it right,

1322
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: and some of them were like, you know, things like oh, er,

1323
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: you don't know you you just kind of say you

1324
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: might say four. I think if you were singing it,

1325
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 1: I could go I could like, you know, yes, oh

1326
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: my god. Um okay, so moving on, um reddit tump.

1327
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 1: This one's from the subreddit sex and this made me

1328
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: laugh so hard I couldn't wait to share it with Andrew. Okay,

1329
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: this is I'm I apology. No, you're not I Andrew.

1330
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I know I'm not. You think

1331
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: if he will judge you, and I know they're not

1332
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: going to go ask someone that you think is really

1333
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 1: smart to recite it. And because right now you're not

1334
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 1: a good judge of it because you just heard it,

1335
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: so you're not allowed to do it. But as someone

1336
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: you think it's smart and I but they do worse

1337
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: than Andrew, if not the same. It's hard, it really is.

1338
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: And someone actually said to me, they found out I

1339
01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: was doing it, and they go have the lyrics in

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01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: front of you. You don't know how many how much

1341
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,679
Speaker 1: footage there is out there of people's celebrities whatever singing

1342
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 1: nation anthem and forgetting it in the middle of it.

1343
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 1: And I thought, no way, but it's true. So okay,

1344
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: this isn't our sex um like subreddit are slash sex. Okay,

1345
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: this is so gross and I'm sorry. I apologize ahead

1346
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: of time, but it made me laugh. When I fuck

1347
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, I sometimes feel the poop on the other

1348
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: side of her vaginal walls, whether it's my fingers or

1349
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: my dick. When she has to go, I can feel

1350
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: it on the other side. Should I just ignore or

1351
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: tell her? Um? Someone he wrote another thing, I don't

1352
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,799
Speaker 1: give a funk about it. Obviously, I still love my girlfriend.

1353
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering as anyone else face this, And he said,

1354
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 1: y'all were totally weird about this one, but I'm not

1355
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Some of these comments had me cracking up.

1356
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: Some of the comments are I've been in the guy

1357
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,559
Speaker 1: no exam. I've been in for a guy no exam

1358
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: and she was pressing on my poop and told me

1359
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: I was constipated. Uh, yeah, I know I am. And

1360
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 1: then someone said, I gotta say, after seventeen years, I

1361
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 1: can't say I've ever noticed. Now I'm going to check

1362
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 1: and see. My wife will probably be wondering why I'm

1363
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 1: saying what I'm doing, or say this new technique you

1364
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: have isn't really working for me. Um, And he goes, Babe,

1365
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm checking for your poop. And so I said, I

1366
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: am a woman and I've felt it in myself before.

1367
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: How embarrassing of a thought it is that men can too. Um,

1368
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: have you ever felt it? Have you ever thought about considered?

1369
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,760
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it would Yeah, I don't even know

1370
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 1: what you would actually feel for where it would actually be.

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01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 1: Would it be like right, would it be deep? Wouldn't it?

1372
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it's kind of right there. There's different

1373
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:24,320
Speaker 1: chambers for your poop. Yeah, so if your rectum is

1374
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: full of stool, you will likely be able to feel

1375
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: that it's full by touching the wall between the vagina

1376
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: and the rectum wall. Interesting. You know how many women

1377
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: have sex when they have to like know, coming I

1378
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 1: say that sometimes you're constipated and your boyfriend wants to

1379
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:48,000
Speaker 1: have sex and you don't want to say I'm full

1380
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 1: of poop and the headache thing isn't working anymore. Um. Yeah,

1381
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: I think it's actually very common. I know that I

1382
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: I I will put aside my like bought like unless

1383
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 1: it's like painful or something or like and I'm not

1384
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: talking about anything that. I'm just like, I don't really

1385
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: feel like this, like you just go oh, but he

1386
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 1: needs this and wants this, and it's nice to do

1387
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: for him it's giving a massage to your lover where

1388
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm not only getting anything out of this,

1389
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 1: but they love it. How quickly it can go from

1390
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: like you know, mask like fingering your girl like nice

1391
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: and like sexual to an examle Like all it takes

1392
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 1: is like such a little movement to feel like, wait,

1393
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: are you just dissecting my vagina? Like that's what so

1394
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: many doing get away with they go the other way.

1395
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: And I will say I definitely searched those porn videos

1396
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 1: of like creep gynos. It's so weird. I don't know

1397
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: what's wrong with men. There'll be times where Brennan touches

1398
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 1: my penis. I go, are you just like you're just

1399
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: analyzing my penis? There's no sex sexual thing going on here?

1400
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 1: Oh whoa yeah, which is just kind of like there's

1401
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: just a penis and you're just like playing like it's

1402
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, might as well just be like a

1403
01:12:56,479 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 1: stress ball, like yes, it's interesting. It's like love flaccid penises.

1404
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: I love them. I just think they're so fun. I

1405
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 1: like to hold them when I'm watching TV. I like

1406
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: to just I like to I'm grateful to not have

1407
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. Who's like uneasy about it. I'll tell you what.

1408
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 1: Being in a relationship along one is my longest one. Like, yeah,

1409
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: makes you much more comfortable with your penis. Oh my god, anyone,

1410
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: any guy out there who's not comfortable with their dick,

1411
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,640
Speaker 1: get in a long relationship, and you will love your

1412
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 1: penis morning you've ever loved it, no matter what your

1413
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: penis is. That's what I had from my vagina and

1414
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 1: when I used to be so insecure about it and

1415
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 1: I thought that it will never I will never get

1416
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: over this. Every time I hooked up with a guy,

1417
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: I would hold my breath like, oh my god, they're

1418
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 1: gonna finger me and just be so grossed out. And

1419
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: then my first relationship just it's almost exposure therapy, you know,

1420
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 1: if you just if it happens enough, you just stop caring.

1421
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 1: And that's I remember, like the day I was like,

1422
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I think that this will not be

1423
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: a thing for me anymore, because it's so not a

1424
01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 1: thing now it's nice. I will literally laugh about off

1425
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 1: my penis. It's like I'm laying in a way it's

1426
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 1: like inside my body, like I'll be like my dig's gone,

1427
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: like like that's like where I've gotten to maybe it's

1428
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: too like calm or like, uh, like I'm too comfortable. Really,

1429
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,600
Speaker 1: I mean, no relationship is perfect, but it is so

1430
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: nice to be in a relationship where I never feel

1431
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: like he's judging my body or my face or is

1432
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: disappointed in how I look in some way. And I

1433
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,600
Speaker 1: know that that's not everyone's scenario. I know that there

1434
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:35,760
Speaker 1: are women that feel like their husband's disappointed. I mean

1435
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: he does not. He does not like I will say

1436
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: when I like do an ugly face or do something

1437
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 1: that's like gross, or like stick my stomach out and

1438
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: be like, oh the baby is coming, Like he doesn't

1439
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: want to see me accentuate things. But I've never felt

1440
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: ever like in the comments he makes about older women

1441
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:57,599
Speaker 1: on TV are always like, oh my god, I can't

1442
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: wait to get older because he seems very into that.

1443
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:03,320
Speaker 1: Which it just that I have to you know, sometimes

1444
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: relationships are hard and you go, oh, this this isn't

1445
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 1: like I try. I'm I've been on the Girl's Chat

1446
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 1: recently and we've all been like celebrating the things we

1447
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 1: like about our partners and like trying to focus on

1448
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:16,600
Speaker 1: like why we're in this. Because I was the other

1449
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: day like, why do we like men? Like because we're

1450
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,680
Speaker 1: we all get so much out of this girl's chat.

1451
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: We're all sharing, we're all emotional, we're all saying things

1452
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 1: we really can't say to our partners, even though they're

1453
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 1: the person we're supposed to be able to share everything with.

1454
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 1: Not really, But and I go the other day, I go,

1455
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do a bit, honestly, why are

1456
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: women attracted to men? Like? I don't get it? Do

1457
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:40,839
Speaker 1: you think that why you're attracted to a man because

1458
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:45,040
Speaker 1: the masculinity of being like protected during wartime and famine,

1459
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 1: Like I really think there's something about he is more

1460
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 1: body mass, muscle muscle, body mass, so it can protect

1461
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 1: you and there's something so there's something arousing about that.

1462
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: And um, I and I don't know the other thing

1463
01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: because I don't understand why all my friends are friend

1464
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 1: marrying men who don't talk about their feelings, let alone talk.

1465
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 1: I'm just talking was talking of bitches I've ever known,

1466
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 1: And you're all with men who don't like that's the

1467
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,559
Speaker 1: number one thing is like, you know, my husband doesn't

1468
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,720
Speaker 1: really like to talk. And I'm like, but you're the

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Speaker 1: chattiest personal life, Like why would you marry someone? And

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Speaker 1: I go, why are we attracted to people who don't

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Speaker 1: do the thing that we like to do more than anything?

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Speaker 1: I guess I guess that's the only way to think

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Speaker 1: about it. Balance doesn't make sense to me because I

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Speaker 1: don't seek out friends that don't talk. I seek out

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Speaker 1: friends who give me what I need, which is someone

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Speaker 1: who like helps me process my feelings. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about my boyfriend. My boyfriend is actually on like

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Speaker 1: the higher scale of like liking to talk about things.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was like maybe somewhere on like when

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Speaker 1: it comes to boyfriends, like lower emotional EQ. But turns

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Speaker 1: out when I compare and contrast, he's pretty good, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I haven't really good men just don't

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Speaker 1: do that. Why do we like them? And a lot

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Speaker 1: of them can't really provide daring war time either, Like

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Speaker 1: your only thing that you like about them, they'll probably

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Speaker 1: be like, I don't even know how to fun. They

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Speaker 1: are strong, and they they do have muscles that make

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Speaker 1: you feel protected, and they're hot. I mean, like I'm

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Speaker 1: physically attracted, and they've got those penises that feel good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, I really it boggles

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Speaker 1: my mind. But like I mean that, I just don't

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Speaker 1: understand why women aren't more lesbians more often, but I

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Speaker 1: think they are. I think this is a common thing

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Speaker 1: that happens is once women divorced later in life, they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't really want that much dick. My vagina is

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Speaker 1: like about to fall off anyway. Why don't I just

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Speaker 1: hook up with a woman who we can just hang out?

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Speaker 1: I think about that with women, like why do you

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Speaker 1: guys like women sometimes? Because it's like you don't you

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Speaker 1: don't want you don't know what a tag is? Why

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Speaker 1: do I want to talk deep? But I think we

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Speaker 1: have like wet plusy because in war time we could

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Speaker 1: give up your body so we could live, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because we could have a baby, an you guys, let's

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Speaker 1: make it more be it's wild. We figured it out though.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the show. We will see you

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Speaker 1: tomorrow on the show Wednesday, we'll be here. You'll be here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Uh, don't be cool and Jack,

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Speaker 1: oh Jack, I wasn't. Oh yeah Jack buck good, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Why it's such a struggle every day