Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who
Speaker 1: talks back? What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in
Speaker 1: for a new episode of We Talk Back. It's your
Speaker 1: co host, a j holiday l show dedicated to you
Speaker 1: Nicks and these homes. Hey, y'all, it's me Tam Bama.
Speaker 1: I love y'all once again, as always, thank y'all for tuning.
Speaker 1: I do you'd be so mad at why you don't
Speaker 1: like me loving everybody, girl, because I I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: let me not, let me not because you are home,
Speaker 1: Because how I love everybody? That's your problem, that's you,
Speaker 1: I know. That's what I was remicking you. What's up
Speaker 1: to y'all? So how is your weekend? My weekend was
Speaker 1: uneventful as funk. I went out last. Listen. Remember I
Speaker 1: told y'all went out last Sunday and you wasn't going
Speaker 1: out no more. I did it because I got sick
Speaker 1: by Tuesday. I was down bad and being fucked up
Speaker 1: all week shame. I thought you just about to see
Speaker 1: this tworking on somebody damn table this weekend. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't do ship but lay up in the bed catch
Speaker 1: up on Game of Thrones. Nigga's called. It's not Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones. It's House of the Dragon, the House of
Speaker 1: the Dragons, or whatever it's called. Nick's gonna call it
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. So I watched that and I just
Speaker 1: tried to nurse myself back to health. I'm still not
Speaker 1: a hundred percent. I had to go to the doctor
Speaker 1: yesterday and they gave me some scissors, so I've been
Speaker 1: taking that. Now. You know, people about to be hitting
Speaker 1: your ass up, but you have none. This is I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of this cough. When they gave
Speaker 1: they gave me Promethezin oh ho gd I boughtom fire
Speaker 1: worth on the screets. Let me take this music and
Speaker 1: sell this bottom right exactly. I'm you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take this because I've been feeling bad like Game of Thrones,
Speaker 1: not Game of Thrones. House to the Dragon. I love it,
Speaker 1: me too, I love it. I'm don't tell me about
Speaker 1: Sunday because I watched yesterday's episode yet, so I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it. Um typically, I watched my episodes on the
Speaker 1: trap meal. This is what I do, y'all. My new
Speaker 1: thing is because I've been doing forty five minutes of
Speaker 1: cardio every day, So my forty five minutes, I watched
Speaker 1: a show that I enjoy, so I don't watch the
Speaker 1: show until i'm on the trap meal. I hadn't even
Speaker 1: watched Raising Kane In yet because I've been six or
Speaker 1: I ain't been getting on the trip meal, so all
Speaker 1: those shows are backed up. That show is backed up.
Speaker 1: And then I didn't watch this Sunday, but I caught
Speaker 1: up on the old ones because I had already seen them,
Speaker 1: so I had watched them over. But because it's always
Speaker 1: listen those shows, you missed something, you gotta watch. So
Speaker 1: I want to go back and watch Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: also because I hate the fact, well the season is
Speaker 1: over now because Sunday was the season finale, right, But
Speaker 1: I hated the fact I had to wait every week,
Speaker 1: Like I almost started watching and Game of Thrones again
Speaker 1: just to get that little that I need. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't that show show you who the original people are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just shows you how your bullshit can be passed
Speaker 1: down to you from your ancestors. Because this is a
Speaker 1: fund of seventy two years before Game of Thrones. Right,
Speaker 1: And there's an episode on Game of Thrones where, um,
Speaker 1: what's a little midget him and somebody else they were
Speaker 1: riding past, like the cast the little person. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they basically was like, damn, it'll be It'll be hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of years before we are able to build
Speaker 1: something this magnificent, magnificent again, right, because the things that
Speaker 1: these people living in, they adn't build this stuff, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. This stuff was already there. And
Speaker 1: if you look at House to the Dragon, the Valorians
Speaker 1: were black people, the sea serpent, the black man with
Speaker 1: the drags and his family, like they were the original people.
Speaker 1: The throne is made of Valerian steel. And remember the
Speaker 1: dagger that was passed down to the boy. That's the
Speaker 1: same dagger that in um Game of Thrones. Um, what's
Speaker 1: the little short daughter? That's the same dagger she used
Speaker 1: to kill the White Walker of a Lorean steel dagger.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know this that look. I love Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones. I like all listen the last season, even
Speaker 1: though the last season kind of failed me. I swear
Speaker 1: when last season started, I was sitting in my living
Speaker 1: room in my panties with I was using the like
Speaker 1: a pot lid as a shield, and I was like
Speaker 1: I was ready stupid my shield with himself. Look. But
Speaker 1: speaking of time pieces, my weekend, honey, okay, I had
Speaker 1: a great weekend. I attended the Waco Wear About Art Gallagy,
Speaker 1: Tina Lawson, Beyonce, Mama Beyonce, that Mama, yes and everything
Speaker 1: and it was farm nice theme. So I was dressed
Speaker 1: up hunting along with everybody else. Everybody looks so beautiful,
Speaker 1: black and excellence. He was in the mix. In the mix,
Speaker 1: it was star studded to child. Beyonce was up in there,
Speaker 1: jay Z was up in there, a little Blue Ivy
Speaker 1: was up in there. Everybody was in there. I'm jealous.
Speaker 1: Why you ain't invite me, bitch, because it was invite
Speaker 1: only bitch. I barely got invited, but I made it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, a friend of mine, uh his his company
Speaker 1: sponsored um the event. He was one of the one
Speaker 1: of the major sponsors for the event. Ghiblify. Just to
Speaker 1: shout them out, it's a it's essentially almost like PayPal
Speaker 1: at this point or Quicken, Like you used the app
Speaker 1: to donate your ties to church, Like you don't gotta
Speaker 1: go to church no more. You could donate, you know,
Speaker 1: through the app. A lot of churches are on this network.
Speaker 1: Too because it boosts their revenue. People don't actually have
Speaker 1: to physically come to church anymore, so this this is
Speaker 1: a major company. Um. They also do nonprofit donations and
Speaker 1: like political you can donate to your favorite political party
Speaker 1: through the app as well. Y'all check it out, give
Speaker 1: a five. Mm hmm, yeah, it was nice if you
Speaker 1: give a fun check out, give a five. That should
Speaker 1: be their slogan, stupid not for church ship. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, So let's get in the dumb internet news.
Speaker 1: Uh Blue ivy bit more than Eddie k. You were there,
Speaker 1: so tell us about that. She did okay, And I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was like a little em ploy
Speaker 1: or something to have her run to check up on
Speaker 1: these damn guests. But so that particular auction, it was
Speaker 1: actually um, they were auctioned off different art pieces from
Speaker 1: some of the artists that were there, but the last
Speaker 1: auction was for the airings that Tina Knowles had on
Speaker 1: the Lorraine Schwartz A. Yes, so the bid the areas
Speaker 1: are worth a hundred thousand dollars and I think they
Speaker 1: started the bid off at thirty thousand and UM. The
Speaker 1: original judge that was up there like doing the auction
Speaker 1: was Star Jones. Star Jones left and had to catch
Speaker 1: a flight somewhere. So then Kiki Palmer, who was the
Speaker 1: host of the event, she came back out there and
Speaker 1: then she was running that ship up by five thousand
Speaker 1: dollar increments. Mhm. So the winner ended up getting it
Speaker 1: for a hundred and five thousand dollars. But they straight
Speaker 1: out of Tina those ears, Like, you can go straight
Speaker 1: to eBay with that ship and triple your money right quick.
Speaker 1: I would think they would keep them, but who knows.
Speaker 1: If you got a hundred five thousand to just bid
Speaker 1: on some earrings that an auction, you're doing well out
Speaker 1: here exactly set me back two years years, Like you said,
Speaker 1: the girl, but Blue Ivy was in there looking like
Speaker 1: she was twenty years old. Okay, she had her black
Speaker 1: sunglasses on the whole night. She's just a big girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beautiful little girl. Yes, was out there with the babies
Speaker 1: out child him titties was sitting. Beyonce is big. Those
Speaker 1: breasts are really big. She looked really beautiful, but those
Speaker 1: titties was busting out, and I don't know, can we
Speaker 1: say this, I feel like Beyonce had a b B
Speaker 1: l Okay, I'm scared. I don't know because you know,
Speaker 1: everybody else getting the exactly she probably did get like
Speaker 1: a little mommy makeover type thing, or I know, kids
Speaker 1: make that ass spread for real. She always had hips,
Speaker 1: but honey, she got the ask to go with it. Now. Okay,
Speaker 1: even those titties don't even look fake titties. Those are
Speaker 1: like real mom, those are mom titties. Yes, what else
Speaker 1: happened was embracing her body like that. Let's be real.
Speaker 1: Angela Simmons is dating yo. Got to you guys, well, allegedly.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say they are, but if like
Speaker 1: they're hanging out there all in Paris, they were in
Speaker 1: what was Dubai m together riding on the sand dudes,
Speaker 1: and listen, I just want to say, manifest you guys.
Speaker 1: If y'all don't believe in manifestation, this nigga put this
Speaker 1: girl in the song how many years ago, saying you
Speaker 1: don't know about six years ago, and look at him.
Speaker 1: He got what he asked for. You better put that
Speaker 1: ship in the universe. And all y'all have been singing
Speaker 1: that song. Y'all was manifesting it for him, singing that exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a little easy when you got the check. Though,
Speaker 1: if you're trying to manifest a person in particular, it
Speaker 1: might be a little bit easy if you got money, right,
Speaker 1: and you got a platform, because everybody was manifesting the
Speaker 1: forum by singing the song. I want to they just
Speaker 1: hanging out because she always act like relationships don't be
Speaker 1: that serious, like I know, she's probably just private. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mm hmmm. She got a socially awkward to me a
Speaker 1: little bit to me, ain't the way she out the
Speaker 1: way and du buy in Paris and ain't fucking they
Speaker 1: was sucking in I'm saying, dude, Well, she was out
Speaker 1: hacking like she was a virgin for a very long time.
Speaker 1: You remember that. Well, you know she got her daddy.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta do what you gotta do out here, right,
Speaker 1: she might make it not her in particular, but that
Speaker 1: position in life might make it to the list later
Speaker 1: from me, from me topic, All right, So quaven gonna
Speaker 1: take off to the podcast last week or over the weekend,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. And they were asked, Nikki or Cardi.
Speaker 1: They were on drink Champs, right, yes, drink Champs. Drink
Speaker 1: Champs to just be coming with the ship's okay, so
Speaker 1: they said, and Nikki VICCARDI, what do you think about that?
Speaker 1: I feel like that comes from a place of beef
Speaker 1: because we already know, like it that's it to me
Speaker 1: outside looking at we don't know what these people got
Speaker 1: going in real life. But it doesn't look like Offset
Speaker 1: be working with them for real. It's like the group
Speaker 1: is broken up. And you know, usually when that happens,
Speaker 1: the woman, whoever the woman is, she's gonna get blamed
Speaker 1: for why, you know. And I feel like they just
Speaker 1: might just be on different life cycles. Like does Quevo
Speaker 1: or take Off have children? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Yeah, like Offset has four kids at five
Speaker 1: now because they just had another little boy, so he
Speaker 1: has five kids. Plus he's a married man. Like, it's
Speaker 1: just gonna be different and my wife comes first, you know.
Speaker 1: Despite all of that, I just feel like they should
Speaker 1: have just not answered the question. They could have left
Speaker 1: that question off. They be like, man, you were they
Speaker 1: were supposed to drink the drink, drink the douce say
Speaker 1: and to the next question, y'all trying to pause beef. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's already beef. It's already beef. They just wanted to beef,
Speaker 1: to be out there because yeah, they wanted to be
Speaker 1: out there for the world, because you're not gonna choose
Speaker 1: Nickio Riccardi, like when they're already beefing, right, just adding
Speaker 1: fuel to the fire. If you manage your family, just
Speaker 1: say that. So what did Cardi have anything to say
Speaker 1: about it? So I she posted staying on that she
Speaker 1: didn't at anybody, but it was just a post and
Speaker 1: delete that says stand on that. So we would assume
Speaker 1: that she was talking to them, but we can't say
Speaker 1: for sure that that's who she was speaking to. She
Speaker 1: could have been speaking about anything. I guess Cardi has
Speaker 1: been on a war path for the last I don't know,
Speaker 1: six months. It's just after the Tasha k Um trial,
Speaker 1: like the civil law suit she had against Tsha k
Speaker 1: and then now it's like she gotta get used to
Speaker 1: being a celebrity and I don't. The thing I don't
Speaker 1: like about it is like people like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: what comes with being a celebrity. I like to think
Speaker 1: of myself as a real private person, So I wouldn't
Speaker 1: like if people were making lies about me and just
Speaker 1: saying shift a clickbait online. But to say I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wake up every morning and and and I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes celebrities look for that because the same way you've
Speaker 1: got a bunch of people saying negative ship, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be way more people saying positive things, So why not
Speaker 1: focus on that. But she focuses on a negative a lot,
Speaker 1: and that has to be tiring. But you know what,
Speaker 1: it's easier to say. It's easier to say that when
Speaker 1: we like celebrities. No, I understand it. And this is why,
Speaker 1: you know, I think I've told you about this before.
Speaker 1: I won't I won't stay with the name of the
Speaker 1: company is anymore. But I would like to come up
Speaker 1: with a company where we'll clap back for you. You You
Speaker 1: can hire one of our staff members to do forty
Speaker 1: clapbacks today. We'll have the most brilliant ratchet black women
Speaker 1: and gay men because they're gonna be the funniest and
Speaker 1: they're gonna fucking tell your grass up at two point
Speaker 1: two seconds. So you could just hire somebody to handle
Speaker 1: your light work. Then that way, you know you don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about the stresses of clapping back to
Speaker 1: a regular daggla moutherfuckers don't even brush their teeth yet
Speaker 1: and talking ship first thing in the morning, right, you know,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I couldn't imagine like these people.
Speaker 1: I'm sure at one point they were all like family,
Speaker 1: you know, like a real family, and then to wake
Speaker 1: up and hear them saying that they choosing your arch
Speaker 1: nemesis over you. I don't know if Cardi and Nikki
Speaker 1: are arch nemesis, but you know, someone else over you.
Speaker 1: It's hurtful, it is, it is, But I mean, do
Speaker 1: that's something I might have Out of all things that
Speaker 1: I could have commented on, that probably would have been
Speaker 1: one of the things that I'm like, oh, okay, I
Speaker 1: would have made. I would have made a posting delete
Speaker 1: about that, honestly, or just posting stay with your chest
Speaker 1: lead at your right there. Yeah, but I might post
Speaker 1: an delete, might delete later. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She gotta get used to people talk about her, that's all.
Speaker 1: And she she'd be wanting fight and used to it.
Speaker 1: She probably is used to it. I mean, as much
Speaker 1: as people talk about that woman, it's probably she only
Speaker 1: addressed a small fraction of of it. Ain't no way
Speaker 1: she could address everybody, right, And the thing is, uh,
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj is the very same way. If you say
Speaker 1: anything against her is like fuck you forever. It's her,
Speaker 1: it's her personality. I just feel like these rap women,
Speaker 1: like females and rap are really like taking over the
Speaker 1: rap game. I feel like and they should just be unity,
Speaker 1: but that would be too positive for it to be reality,
Speaker 1: so right, I don't know. So do you think that
Speaker 1: the people that Nicki Minaj had on her remix for Freak,
Speaker 1: do you think like they chose sides? Because you noticed
Speaker 1: that Akbar was befrom with Cardi um JT was Bee
Speaker 1: from what Hardy Cardie called her a lapdog. So it's like,
Speaker 1: because I was on this song with Nicki Minaj, that
Speaker 1: means I can't funk with you too. And I feel
Speaker 1: like Megan Stallion just kind of stays neutral, right mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But she was having the back and forth with somebody
Speaker 1: recently too, Like everybody on that period, that's all everybody
Speaker 1: period that's sinked up. Yeah, rap bitches don't sink up.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. Hey, y'all need to grow the funk up? Anyway?
Speaker 1: What else we got going on? Chat? Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to talk about this all right. Charlemagne speaks
Speaker 1: on call with Kanye about so go ahead, we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna play the clip for me and Kanye got
Speaker 1: into an argument. He called me last November. He calls me,
Speaker 1: he's basically trying to get me on board to ship
Speaker 1: on somebody. He knows it's my friend Pete. Davidson like,
Speaker 1: you got it. You're not calling me just to you know,
Speaker 1: Pete is my friend, right. He's like, oh you know,
Speaker 1: um uh, you know, we got a save the new
Speaker 1: Maryland Monro. You know what happened to Maryland Monroe, right,
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe died at drug addiction, so we gotta save
Speaker 1: the new Maryland Monroe talking about Kim and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know, Pete is my friend, right. So he's going
Speaker 1: on and on, and then he finally he goes my
Speaker 1: wife because out here fucking a white boy with a
Speaker 1: tennis petis and you won't help me. My wife is
Speaker 1: out here sucking a white boy with a tennis penis,
Speaker 1: and you're telling me that's your friend, but you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be touch out. He's screaming, run the phone, entertating, entertating, hilarious.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do, but laugh at that.
Speaker 1: That's just sounds wild a is fuck, Kanye need to
Speaker 1: keep shot Shalomagne name of his fucking mouth, especially if
Speaker 1: you've not been on the phone with him, like pouring
Speaker 1: your fucking heart out by how your bitch getting funck
Speaker 1: by this super big dick, white boy. You might get
Speaker 1: that to yourself. I just feel like, keep talking about
Speaker 1: dicks in the sizes, guys, I want to know, Just
Speaker 1: keep let's keep that up. I appreciate that type of
Speaker 1: conversation if we're gonna talk about anything. Oh, remember we
Speaker 1: talked about Kanye one day. We were saying how we
Speaker 1: don't think that Kanye really could hold that dick down
Speaker 1: like that, like he ain't really fucking nothing. A girl
Speaker 1: had us up on on Instagram and she was like
Speaker 1: she knows firsthand that Kanye can't funk and got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said he had a big dick, so I don't know,
Speaker 1: get a cock shot. One day Kanye said he buy
Speaker 1: all his girls a house. Okay, I just imagined Kanye
Speaker 1: got condoms that say white lives, White semen matters. Know
Speaker 1: the funk, He don't white semen matters all right? Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's that's what you're mad about the most. The white
Speaker 1: T shirt. The T shirt, that's what people most mad about.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I don't care about none of that stuff.
Speaker 1: I just wish Black people would take their energy away
Speaker 1: from all of these different things, the different antics that
Speaker 1: people do, the story headlines, the dead Men Dad on
Speaker 1: the street, that this ship is just all traumatizing, and
Speaker 1: that I agree with Kanye, you know the majority of
Speaker 1: the should he be saying? Um as far as the
Speaker 1: ship with Charlomagne asked, like, Nigga, you need to be
Speaker 1: careful who he'd be talking to and who he tells
Speaker 1: it to. You know what I'm saying, like, everybody ain't
Speaker 1: your friend. That goes for both both. You just have
Speaker 1: to be careful. Everybody is not your friend. And Charlomagne
Speaker 1: already drew the line of the sand when he said,
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is my friend. Kanye, you can't call me
Speaker 1: to try to turn me against my friend. Like what
Speaker 1: the fund is that? And I'm not about to talk
Speaker 1: about my friend with you either, Right, And then why
Speaker 1: are you bringing it up on drink Champs Because I
Speaker 1: left it alone, left it over there, Right? That was
Speaker 1: last year. That's I remember when it happened. I remember
Speaker 1: when Shalomagne said it on the Breakfast Club about um,
Speaker 1: you know, talking about what's his name, Dick, but nicky
Speaker 1: you I didn't know he started it though, I didn't
Speaker 1: know Kanye started it. But just keep talking about Dick's fellas,
Speaker 1: the sizes, the shapes and sin pics. All right, what
Speaker 1: else happened? That's a bit we're going to break. All right,
Speaker 1: you're right, all right, y'alls, listen today we want to
Speaker 1: talk about, like what you professions have the biggest holes? Okay,
Speaker 1: based on today's conversation and stupid Internet news, looks like
Speaker 1: podcasters my fall in the motherfucking list. We all know,
Speaker 1: though I know firsthand, so Tammy, out of the guys
Speaker 1: you've been with, like, who what are they doing? Who
Speaker 1: cheated the most? You think? Out of my personal list,
Speaker 1: the biggest cheaters, the biggest holes, we're fucking party promoters,
Speaker 1: club promoters, party promoters. They was fucking fucking all them
Speaker 1: bitches in their section. They're getting pussy all the time.
Speaker 1: It was just too much. I went and bought a
Speaker 1: cattrus mit to catch all the pussy that was flying
Speaker 1: in by nigga. I was playing baseball, bitch with the pussy,
Speaker 1: just dive in the second base, diving the cashy pussy.
Speaker 1: I can't do it them all. So party promoters is
Speaker 1: number one on your list? Party promoters is definitely number
Speaker 1: one on my list. I would say number one on
Speaker 1: my list would be fucking truck drivers. Truck drivers, yes,
Speaker 1: like I like. I like niggas who do ship like.
Speaker 1: I like niggas who bill shit. I like dirty niggas. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just let's just be clear. I like manly men.
Speaker 1: So if you're building a house or some ship, are
Speaker 1: you running a trucking company? Them my type of nigga.
Speaker 1: But the holes, yes, they'd be sucking up parking lot lizards.
Speaker 1: That's what they call them. Them ladies to be with,
Speaker 1: not the dudes I was fucking with, or like the
Speaker 1: men who I've been with who are truck drivers. But
Speaker 1: generally truck drivers are disgusting. Have you seen them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know I know some nasty as truck drivers. We
Speaker 1: like the pepe water bottle and the truck where they'll
Speaker 1: be sticking, the dicking the water bottle and all the
Speaker 1: bacteria just right there on the rim and then pissing
Speaker 1: in the bottle to eating the sandwich. So I would
Speaker 1: say truck drivers would be at the top of my list. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: hell yeah. Party promoters for sure. Party promoters are the
Speaker 1: worst my neck. My number two is drug dealers. Drug
Speaker 1: dealers get pussy. Drug dealers and scammers. They come together
Speaker 1: as a team. Anybody. I don't want no scammer dick
Speaker 1: like you an't got no cash, nigga, Oh you got
Speaker 1: his cards? I don't want that pieces hit no like
Speaker 1: nigga go out. I remember one time I went out
Speaker 1: with a friend and she she had this scamming ass
Speaker 1: nigga who took us out. Girl, When I say, he
Speaker 1: had like a little roller decks full of different cards.
Speaker 1: He told a waitress pick one people, money thief. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you that I went. You're done with you.
Speaker 1: He gonna steal your social Security number. I went out
Speaker 1: with this guy and I didn't know he was scammer,
Speaker 1: Like that's not my aesthetic, but I didn't know, and
Speaker 1: we went We went to dinner and I just ran
Speaker 1: to check up out, order whatever I want, like I
Speaker 1: typically do. And at the end of the night he
Speaker 1: was trying to pay the bill and this nigga pulled
Speaker 1: out seven hundred dollar gift cards. What he paid with
Speaker 1: a bunch of twenty five dollar gift cards, so it's
Speaker 1: like a stack of dollar gift cards. The bill was
Speaker 1: probably like four five hundred dollars between the two of us,
Speaker 1: and he used twenty five dollar gift cards to pay
Speaker 1: the bill. So he used one and another and another
Speaker 1: until they got the five hundred dollars. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. I just wanted to slide up
Speaker 1: under the table. I want to go home. I was
Speaker 1: down there tie shoes. I had on high heels, but
Speaker 1: I was tied by shoes street because I was so embarrassed, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm not dealing with no type of ship.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, man, that ever went out
Speaker 1: with him again, I didn't know he was a scammer.
Speaker 1: Though the restaurant could have called a police on y'all
Speaker 1: because nigga, who the funk posed up with gift cards? Y'all?
Speaker 1: Not on y'all on that niggay, I didn't notice. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to this man. I do not know this man.
Speaker 1: I met him. This is our first day officer. Guilty
Speaker 1: by association. You got set here called up the crab
Speaker 1: dip and the crabbing you this is running the muck
Speaker 1: and there act is stupid. Yes I was. I was like,
Speaker 1: when you see my drink get low, bring another? Oh goodness,
Speaker 1: let me see who else on my list? Uh uh,
Speaker 1: we already covered drug dealers. You know. They asked um
Speaker 1: them call center niggas. The niggas in the call center.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's only a couple of them, and they're
Speaker 1: sucking all of them. I remember when I used to
Speaker 1: work in an environment like that, and I mean the
Speaker 1: niggas would be fresh on the floor, fresh off the street.
Speaker 1: They and everybody on everybody is the message. And I
Speaker 1: used to be like, listen, I'm for it, but keep trying.
Speaker 1: Somebody in here fight. I tell them niggas that somebody's
Speaker 1: gonna bite they be and everybody ship right girl, Yes girl.
Speaker 1: It was one nigga who had several baby mamas in
Speaker 1: the same building, plus a wife at home, all at
Speaker 1: the same Varizon. Never worked at Verizon. Hell no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say weird, because anybody who listens to this
Speaker 1: show and that ever worked with me, they know exactly who.
Speaker 1: Then I'm talking about this nigga sucked this thumb. I
Speaker 1: wish I might have a baby before nigga. Who sucked
Speaker 1: they thumb? Oh goodness, ill, why is he? That's weird? Um?
Speaker 1: Who's your number three? My three is personal trainers. They'd
Speaker 1: be fine. They'd be stretching you out at the end
Speaker 1: of your workout. The person one of my personal trainers before,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna but was he stole debbiting money at
Speaker 1: your bank account while you were sucking? It's my question
Speaker 1: that is fucking wild. So this nigga working your ass
Speaker 1: out and you're giving him pussy and I nig your
Speaker 1: auto draft out your checking account. I know that ship
Speaker 1: was wack. His helly did that one time with one trainer,
Speaker 1: and it was like in my early mid twenties, and
Speaker 1: then he started getting real laxed on my workout, Like
Speaker 1: I would come in from my workout and he just
Speaker 1: act like he could do whatever he wanted. I need
Speaker 1: you to focus on this body getting me in shape.
Speaker 1: He would like go out and talk to some white
Speaker 1: dudes outside while I'm you know, like, no, you need
Speaker 1: to stay here and focus on me. I paid you
Speaker 1: just because you be fucking don't mean you get to
Speaker 1: do what you want. Now. As soon as that nigga
Speaker 1: started talking some sexual ship to me, bit y'all was
Speaker 1: canceling out or drift. That's what I should I wasn't
Speaker 1: say I was younger. I wasn't smart like I. He
Speaker 1: still did a job. No, you pay for that with
Speaker 1: your pussy, THU exactly because that is currency. But when
Speaker 1: I tell you this man was fine, he was in shape,
Speaker 1: and I think he'd be doing dick ups at night
Speaker 1: because that didn't this is strong. That was part his workout. Shame.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we got we got an actual list. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, let's let's go through this list right quick
Speaker 1: and see if anything resonates. This is this is this
Speaker 1: list is actually off of Twitter. Youth pastor that's I
Speaker 1: don't know any youth pastors. I don't even think. I
Speaker 1: don't even think hetero sexual men go to church. That's
Speaker 1: just my they do. Single hetero sexual man, yes, I've
Speaker 1: never seen one. You wife, I've been to church and
Speaker 1: it don't be no single niggas in there. If they
Speaker 1: a woman, No, that's not true, especially if you grew
Speaker 1: up in the church. M Okay, well, youth pastors is
Speaker 1: number actually number one on the list. Maybe she has. Yes,
Speaker 1: look Barber's on it now, then Barbara's definitely be hose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they'd be sucking them single moms that come in
Speaker 1: and get their so and haircut. Oh you know who
Speaker 1: missing the goddamn youth football coach. Yes, now you know
Speaker 1: the mom's be smashing they asked, so they started to
Speaker 1: get them positions, not just football in the a auth
Speaker 1: sport your child playing. They fucking yep, that's not even
Speaker 1: on this list, and that that's a real thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: yes it is, because I know some motherfucker's number five
Speaker 1: on her list is true active duty military and he
Speaker 1: bringing a dick in a Challenger our charger. Right because
Speaker 1: they got commaro drop, they will be married and if
Speaker 1: they get deployed, they single the deployment. I know that firsthand.
Speaker 1: I didn't lived it. Look, so I guess on the
Speaker 1: list for women, uh, it gotta be military wives then,
Speaker 1: because them holes be homing. Listen, let me tell you
Speaker 1: all right, y'all, I still live in Europe, and I
Speaker 1: lived on a military base with my sister, and there
Speaker 1: was this lady, this black woman, she lived across the street,
Speaker 1: and I woul see her and I would say hi,
Speaker 1: I speak. And she always wore long ge skirts, long
Speaker 1: ge skirts, you know, and like kids, that type of bit,
Speaker 1: you know, like she was very very submissive, white, very yes,
Speaker 1: very woman baby that husband deployed. I was here in
Speaker 1: hip hop coming out the window. I was here in kaya.
Speaker 1: Don't you know, nigger no coming out the window a
Speaker 1: part of her house. Now, like she was on the
Speaker 1: whole different level w her nigga was gone, not a
Speaker 1: whole different level. I year that a whole different level.
Speaker 1: That was like you are different, whore your gene skirt
Speaker 1: at shame. Look they got cosson the niggas on there.
Speaker 1: Plant workers. Plant workers are definitely hos, factories, plants. They
Speaker 1: cover all men that have jobs essentially, so any man
Speaker 1: who breathes basically is a how male nurses. I don't
Speaker 1: know many male nurses. I know a couple of doctors
Speaker 1: and they're definitely some holes. Right. I think that's about
Speaker 1: it from my list of niggas that I know personally.
Speaker 1: Can you think of anything else any other type of man?
Speaker 1: It's just um unemployed niggas that dick be on the
Speaker 1: charger all day but for ready. But look, you know
Speaker 1: I'm in Charleston, right, which is a port city, So
Speaker 1: I would like to add to that list. Longshoreman, they're
Speaker 1: the biggest holes in SOUTHA. I mean in any city
Speaker 1: with a port, they slaying that dick off the water. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll add that to the Listen. Not like that's a
Speaker 1: real thing. Okay. I remember my mom because my daddy's
Speaker 1: a long showman, so is my stepdad. But my mom
Speaker 1: would call on Wednesday girls because the niggas get their
Speaker 1: pay checks on Wednesdays. So she'd be like, yeah, all
Speaker 1: on Wednesday girls down there to get them nigga checks. Right, No, No,
Speaker 1: that's right, the Wednesday girls. All right, we can't we
Speaker 1: did the men. We definitely gotta do women. We can't
Speaker 1: just talk about the bartenders. That might be number one.
Speaker 1: That's number one bartenders to be definitely, and especially the
Speaker 1: ones that's in the strip clubs, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: they probably be getting in more than a damn strippers stripples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so they it's almost like and that and
Speaker 1: that's that dynamic, like the bartender versus the stripper is
Speaker 1: like the bartenders think they're better than the strippers. Like
Speaker 1: I don't gotta take my clothes off to get this money, right,
Speaker 1: but you'll be doing it. They'd be naked behind the bar.
Speaker 1: Damn there like y'all, ain't no better, no different. NISI
Speaker 1: right there finessing and pulling the ass too. I used
Speaker 1: to be a bart strip club bar temper, so you
Speaker 1: know firsthand, like you may come up with us. It's
Speaker 1: a couple of times. Look, Number nine is hair stylis.
Speaker 1: I'm not a tuning number that guy. First of all,
Speaker 1: I ain't know O no more. I hope this got
Speaker 1: deleted a long time ago, but okay, I've been wanting
Speaker 1: over a decade and a half hair stylers. Dude, I
Speaker 1: know firsthand I've seen something not me, but I never
Speaker 1: supposed um. Number eight strippers, we already went over that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fast food service. So we're saying that the bitches at
Speaker 1: McDonald's it's the hose. I guess they have it your
Speaker 1: way backwards, ma'am. Um, let's see Instagram party promoters now
Speaker 1: that are they Instagram thoughts? The social media holes? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just like to think that it would
Speaker 1: be the regular dangular bitches with glasses that really holds
Speaker 1: your local library exactly or teacher for secondary teachers, Well,
Speaker 1: teachers is on the list, teachers right like dm V employees. Now,
Speaker 1: I know that one is true because I know a couple.
Speaker 1: I know a couple of holes that work at the DMV.
Speaker 1: You want to get that and out of that quick, secretaries, secretary.
Speaker 1: I feel like anywhere that wear glasses, females that wear
Speaker 1: glasses and pencil skirts and natural hair. Look, the natural
Speaker 1: hair bag is gonna be real mad at me this week.
Speaker 1: Y'all know y'all be fucking exactly um customer service call centers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of them be fucking seen a and nurses. Who's
Speaker 1: the biggest holes and seeing on the nurse it's the nurse,
Speaker 1: you think, so they got they be working too hard.
Speaker 1: She'd be tired, and did she get off? They both
Speaker 1: be tired, but the see and they'd be more tired.
Speaker 1: She'd be cleaning band pains and ship and cleaning up.
Speaker 1: She don't want to fuck as much as the nurse.
Speaker 1: I don't know like these some solid as lists, but
Speaker 1: I feel like they just basically saying everybody be holes.
Speaker 1: You saw how Boosey boy was saying Instagram. I turned
Speaker 1: everybody to hoe women holes man, holes. I agree with
Speaker 1: that ship because like Instagram is like a hoadex what
Speaker 1: you mean, like in the past, like maybe we would
Speaker 1: cherish relationships more because we just didn't have access this
Speaker 1: visual access to all these people. Now you could literally
Speaker 1: just go and pick a new nigger, right, I mean
Speaker 1: not just Instagram. You have apps like Hinge and plenty
Speaker 1: of Fish and Tender where you could just you know,
Speaker 1: meet people in hook up if you want to. Right,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on. Um, what's this app
Speaker 1: that they just will not accept me? Is it for
Speaker 1: like celebrities? Yeah? Raya, Oh yeah, I'm trying to try
Speaker 1: for years to at least since like two thousand and seventeen. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I've been out there long. I
Speaker 1: tried to get on and they just will not let
Speaker 1: me in. And you know how, you have to have
Speaker 1: like somebody who like recommends you. I even had some
Speaker 1: good recommendations, but they just playing with a kid girl
Speaker 1: that's probably only like four niggas on it anyway, they're
Speaker 1: like white women, So no, it's all kind of niggas.
Speaker 1: My the girl who recommended me she went out with
Speaker 1: most of isn't he married? Yo? Maybe it wasn't most deaf.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was deaf most and she just got it backwards.
Speaker 1: Man's it's time for conversion something that who We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, y'all, all right, I'll be back. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a random sex fact today. What we got
Speaker 1: damn all right? So it says sex reduces stress on
Speaker 1: top of obvious physical benefits. Research shows that getting business,
Speaker 1: getting busy calms nerves, lowers blood pressure, and reduces stress.
Speaker 1: Grab your partner before the big presentation at work. In
Speaker 1: one study, participants who had sex before a public speaking
Speaker 1: experiment were less stress. So maybe you people on your
Speaker 1: jobs that have very stressful jobs are fucking to reduce
Speaker 1: stress and be more productive. I believe that, especially like
Speaker 1: what sales call center type jobs, that ship is fucking
Speaker 1: hell is stressful. So maybe you know there's a big
Speaker 1: correlation there, right, And maybe you're onto something, onto some
Speaker 1: dick that's the day onto. But that sounds about right
Speaker 1: for real? Man? You you you might, you might, you
Speaker 1: might be onto something. You know, it's kind it was
Speaker 1: an important bitch, yeah, because I mean I probably have
Speaker 1: abused sex in the past. What do you mean abuse sex?
Speaker 1: Like because I'm stressed out like me. I'm not addicted
Speaker 1: to food in that way, but I'm addicted to people
Speaker 1: in that way. Right, If I'm stressed out, like I
Speaker 1: might just use that dick to get the release I need,
Speaker 1: right and that and that's the thing, and it really
Speaker 1: actually works. Now me, I don't typically go to dick,
Speaker 1: but i'm stress I go to marijuana and cake. That is,
Speaker 1: that's why drug of choice. Now, I need to get
Speaker 1: tossed around a little bit. If I'm stressed out like
Speaker 1: I need to get tossed around. I need to get
Speaker 1: like abused a little bit. Beat me up, Scotty. I
Speaker 1: think the words are beating me up, not beating me
Speaker 1: up too, Because chocolate cake, if we come first before
Speaker 1: some dig any day, a warm piece of cake or
Speaker 1: gasmate like that'd be a good way to get a
Speaker 1: piece of pussy for me. It's to bring me a
Speaker 1: warm piece of cake, right the American pie. I don't know, child,
Speaker 1: but listen, this is a nice little short sweet How
Speaker 1: many episodes in the whole Now we're about to be
Speaker 1: on a hundredth episode. We gotta do something special for
Speaker 1: a hundredth episode. A hundred We've been talking almost a
Speaker 1: hundred times, bitch, I know I ain't that crazy. God,
Speaker 1: I appreciate y'alls on top us still talking on the
Speaker 1: phone and ship, right, bitch, I'm tired of talking to
Speaker 1: you know no, it ain't know me yet. Were talking talking?
Speaker 1: Holes be talking right, oh, podcastles be holes. I ain't
Speaker 1: no hole no more. My whole niece got deleted a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Look, I had somebody fixed my whole
Speaker 1: facts like fix your credit, right, I had somebody fixed
Speaker 1: my ship. They control all delete. Ain't that no? No,
Speaker 1: that's right unless I wanted to be. If I ain't come,
Speaker 1: it don't count. Yes, I don't think period. If you
Speaker 1: gotta penetry to the count, whether you came, it never happened,
Speaker 1: it did. My truth is my truth. Alternate facts, alternative facts.
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