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Speaker 1: Hey, Chris Fairbanks here with some show announcements coming up

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Speaker 1: very soon. On March twenty third, I'll be at the

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Speaker 1: Meyer Theater in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The next time I'm

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Speaker 1: at the Laughing Tap in Milwaukee, and then I'm at

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Speaker 1: City Winery in Chicago. I'm closing out all these shows

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Speaker 1: with the haunted Renwick Mansion in Davenport, Iowa. Ooh, sounds scary.

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Speaker 1: And then in May, starting on the tenth, I'll be

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Speaker 1: in New York City the Apple that's big at the Bellhouse,

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Speaker 1: followed then by Jam and Java in Vienna, Virginia that's

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Speaker 1: very near DC. And then I'm closing out these shows

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Speaker 1: with City Winery in Philly, Philadelphia. Thank you and you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: I leave then I.

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Speaker 2: You wanna way back either we wanna be there, doesn't

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Speaker 2: matter how much baggage you clay than us. Time and

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Speaker 2: la tourman al engaye. We you want to send you

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Speaker 2: us in star We wanna welcome you back.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 4: We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malcoorn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do

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Speaker 1: you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: And this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 1: Hi Karen. How are you my friend?

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Speaker 4: Chris?

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Speaker 1: How are you anything to report before we get started?

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Speaker 4: On my side?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I always feel like I steam roll you.

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Speaker 4: You don't. It's garbage day, right, and I do a

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Speaker 4: passive aggressive thing where I leave my garbage cans outside

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Speaker 4: because I know it bugs my neighbor. I think that's

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Speaker 4: I just want to start with a little confession.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think that that's okay. Yeah, yeah, they

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Speaker 1: need to know. And I, uh, I feel guilty because

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Speaker 1: I just realized just now. I guess it's crossed my

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Speaker 1: mind in the past. I really don't. There's a community

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Speaker 1: here that I live and we share the same garbage cans.

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Speaker 1: I have never once put them in the alley. I'm

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Speaker 1: taking advantage of the fact that someone was already doing it,

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Speaker 1: so why should I.

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Speaker 4: Maybe someone has the job of doing it and gets

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Speaker 4: either money off their rents or paid for it.

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Speaker 1: That's I don't want to assume that. But yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: a guy that sweeps the leaves. He gets a discount.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of people seems like you are assuming

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 1: I am assuming that I don't get any breaks. I

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Speaker 1: know more than everyone else. You put out the trash.

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Speaker 1: See now we're defiantly against it.

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Speaker 4: See it feels great to be defined about the garbage,

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Speaker 4: doesn't it?

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Speaker 1: I want to It does feel good. I last time

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Speaker 1: we recorded, I was high on I expired daytime cold medicine,

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Speaker 1: and I was like hallucinating, and I thought I could

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Speaker 1: pep in my step. But Jimmy Pardo saw right through

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Speaker 1: it immediately.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 1: I think they call it roboen robotessen. You know, Lil

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Speaker 1: Wayne did it my old neighbors?

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Speaker 4: I remember, Yeah, I was. I experienced it before Jimmy did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was right there.

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Speaker 1: You knew, you knew what was happening.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't sure it was happening. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You just went into a story without adding the beginning.

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Speaker 4: And that's when I was like, this is not typical

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it out of order, like use your

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Speaker 4: I bet in your brain it was in order right now.

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Speaker 1: I was having fun personally, it was just expired. Don't

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Speaker 1: ever have cold medicine where all the label is rubbed off.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how old it was, fifteen twenty years.

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Speaker 4: So it's better over time, like a nice wine. It

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Speaker 4: does fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't lose potency, just gets more fermented. And

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Speaker 1: I was a whack a doodle. So it's not going

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Speaker 4: Do we have your assurance?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've had coffee, I've lived, I'm better now, I'm

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Speaker 1: no longer sick. There's no reason for me to be

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Speaker 1: habitually using expired cold medicine. My old neighbors when I

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Speaker 1: One of them would request I pierce him on some

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Speaker 1: We were a few years older. They were sweet kids,

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Speaker 1: be frozen burritos. But they were constantly on cough syrup

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Speaker 1: every single day. But they were such sweet kids, and

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Speaker 1: I hope they're alive today. Shit. I was just they

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Speaker 1: Why aren't your parents calling you?

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Speaker 4: The thing is, well, it sounded like there weren't a

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Speaker 4: lot of parents involved. And also, I think I've told

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Speaker 4: you this story. One of my earliest memories is drinking

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Speaker 4: great flavored cough syrup and jumping on my bed alone

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Speaker 4: in my room. And I was five years old, So

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Speaker 4: I get it. I mean, I think that's like, that's

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Speaker 4: kind of how like early addict test is like how

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Speaker 4: much cost syrup did you voluntarily drink behind your parents?

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Speaker 1: Back to me? Oh, you weren't asking me personally how

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Speaker 4: I mean, And so I think that's a great question

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Speaker 4: that we should all ask ourselves every weekends, just when

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Speaker 4: you get a little sniffles.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited for our guests today. They are one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite comedians, I would say top five. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people always ask you who's your favorite comic,

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Speaker 1: and then you have to give this speech. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I know you want me to list movie stars because

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Speaker 1: we're on a plane and you don't follow stand up.

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Speaker 1: But I now always include today's guest. She's done clubs

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Speaker 1: and colleges across this great nation in Canada. That's right,

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Speaker 1: everyone put your ears together for Beth Stelling.

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Speaker 4: Hello everybody, Best Stelling, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: I'm honored that you said those words about me, because

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Speaker 3: I you know how I feel about you. I think

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Speaker 3: you're so funny too.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. Yes, I've told you when we chat

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Speaker 1: we're pen pals online. I've told you how much, and

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Speaker 1: I've seen you get better and better at this. But

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Speaker 1: then you made me feel good because a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago, or early or this year, I think I

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Speaker 1: was like, your new special is great, and you're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's from twenty twenty. I don't even know if I

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Speaker 1: can do this anymore. You were having the same insecurities

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Speaker 1: about feeling rusty as I still have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it doesn't it comes, and.

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Speaker 1: Good made me feel better.

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Speaker 3: It's like life. I mean, you think you're okay and

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Speaker 3: you've been to therapy and all of a sudden it's

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Speaker 3: falling apart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like.

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Speaker 3: Didn't I fix this? Isn't that over? I thought I

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Speaker 3: went to like a ton of therapy for a while here,

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Speaker 3: I am back on my bullshit.

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Speaker 1: You can always get broken again, That's what we learned.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you are one of these comics where I

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Speaker 1: can watch your bits, like I'll watch it and then

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Speaker 1: I'll watch it again just to look at the subtle

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Speaker 1: you're timing. Just the way you're not just the joke writing,

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Speaker 1: but the way you deliver is right up my alley.

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Speaker 3: I think we have similar sensibilities, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of people that really you can

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Speaker 1: see while they're performing, they're like trying very hard, even

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Speaker 1: some very well known comics. You can tell they really

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Speaker 1: This is just how I am. It's just like without effort,

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Speaker 1: but of course it is with effort, but you make

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Speaker 3: Thanks Chris. Yeah, it's one of those things too where

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Speaker 3: sometimes you know too much, you know, like after a while,

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Speaker 3: like I can't even enjoy people because I'm like, you're

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Speaker 3: so fucking fake, you fake fuck?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you've had actual human interaction.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's just obviously it's like you know,

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Speaker 3: When I first started, I was like, I'll never repeat

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Speaker 3: you know. And I really thought that's how it worked.

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Speaker 3: And of course stand up's a magic trick. You know.

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Speaker 3: You you do the same material for sure. It's just

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Speaker 3: sometimes it can be so put on it makes me cringe.

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Speaker 3: Have the self awareness to deliver this like they've heard

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Speaker 3: it before, right, you guys know this.

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Speaker 4: I think you should name names. I mean, like we'd

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Speaker 3: They know this.

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Speaker 4: Who's the fakest of the mall?

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Speaker 1: You don't have to do that. We have a lot

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Speaker 3: I mean I was picturing three people.

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Speaker 1: At like one collective monster that is a three headed person.

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Speaker 3: It was a man and two women's.

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Speaker 4: What's going on these days? Beth? Are you just on

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Speaker 4: the off the road? Are you on the road? What's

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Speaker 4: what's your story?

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Speaker 3: I'm popping in and out booking things myself and just

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Speaker 3: with friends and I reinvest so my friend relationships.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was something that was Karen and I both

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Speaker 1: are like, boy, when things get back to normal, we

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Speaker 1: are going to party. We're going to go to the

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Speaker 1: most any invite, it could be a game night, any

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Speaker 4: I'm still Actually I flaked on a facial appointment that

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Speaker 4: I made myself, So I'm so not doing the thing

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Speaker 3: That's not fun for me.

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Speaker 1: No, they can get I mean the level where they're

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Speaker 1: at now, where I just see friends and their skin

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Speaker 1: is growing back and it's red underneath but flaky, like

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Speaker 1: like a second degree burn. But the results I've seen

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Speaker 1: at work. I followed the Instagram accounts, I see the progression.

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Speaker 4: The peels, pels.

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Speaker 3: I just get a facial and it still fucking hurts.

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Speaker 3: I don't look forward to it. I just do it

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Speaker 3: because I've struggled with acne for so long that I

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Speaker 3: just keep it regular. And that's the one thing that

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Speaker 3: has helped. I never did before, but now it does.

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Speaker 3: It's good for you.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's good practice or good habitually, but I

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Speaker 4: just like, mm, yeah, this isn't gonna work out, and

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Speaker 4: Or like I immediately pictured the guy from Tiger King

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Speaker 1: Right, because it is adjacent to having a snake and

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Speaker 3: and that makes sense to me. I just was like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm worried about that. The turtle tortoise is getting

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you that I didn't say anything. You could

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why half these long athletic Nordic legs. I just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't he you play tennis? So like obviously

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Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, what if this guy thought he adopted

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Speaker 3: My guess is that he was like, I don't even know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And if you're looking to do another sighting, I

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Speaker 1: I rarely go into Hollywood, even if it's for a show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why not, especially because I had decent coffee and

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Speaker 4: Also, he's probably still walking home right now. Exactly if

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Speaker 1: I worry because it is a whole lifestyle. I mean,

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Speaker 3: About all pets, if I'm honest, Like we don't even

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Speaker 4: La dog parks are pretty not great, like they're pretty

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Speaker 1: And the ones here it's airborne dust and the dust

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Speaker 3: There to pe pe Pe, right.

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Speaker 1: I just find a nice dust pile and I kick

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Speaker 3: Ever turn water into mud?

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Speaker 4: Dirks don't care about your peeing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, but it's so good for the skin. That pistern.

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Speaker 4: Dog park spot, that's where the officials should really be

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I don't know. Again, obviously I get it.

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Speaker 1: Is your mom I believe her name's Diane. Is your

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Speaker 3: No, she's just a southwest Ohio But and it's not

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Speaker 1: Remember when we talked briefly about your mother possibly going

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt like it could be a good match.

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Speaker 3: But at this point I think she's just she's called it.

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Speaker 1: Well. I think we were talking about that because I said,

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad my dad and my sister both are fans.

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Speaker 3: How about when you meet like somebody you're dating's friends

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Speaker 4: Do you guys? Remember there was a comic and she

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Speaker 4: I don't have a CD for you to play during

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Speaker 3: Sorry I wish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm amazed at still to this day, how many

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Speaker 1: It's very important. And I'm always like, I really, I'm

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Speaker 1: I do not care. And then inevitably they play a

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Speaker 3: I probably should have given you any iggestion.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, anything isn't a fine.

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Speaker 3: I usually say similarly like, yeah, it doesn't matter because

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Speaker 3: I was doing punchline. You guys do punchline San Francisco.

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Speaker 3: That was just it reminded me of a time where

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Speaker 3: then the person manager at the time came up to

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00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 3: me while I was selling merch, like in the middle

443
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 3: of merch and was like, hey, like so it's something

444
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 3: about referencing my writer and the walk Off song, and

445
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 3: I was like, oh yeah, I mean, I say fifteen

446
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 3: seconds in because that's kind of when it, you know,

447
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 3: gets going, but nobody Do'll just like music is great,

448
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 3: I said. I realized it didn't play when I came

449
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 3: out either, So yeah, just pump music when I'm coming on,

450
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 3: and she's like, I think goodness. Robbie Hoffman was there

451
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 3: with me because I was like I'm being punked. I'm

452
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 3: being condescended too. It was like, she goes, well, because

453
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 3: this is such a small venue, we don't normally do

454
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,640
Speaker 3: walk up music. Does that make sense? And I was like, oh,

455
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 3: it doesn't make any sense to me at all. She's like, well,

456
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 3: because this walk is so small in the venue so small,

457
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: And I'm like, are you nagging me in in your

458
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 3: own venue? And she's like, so does that make sense?

459
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 3: And then ask me if it made sense? Yeah, kidding

460
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: minimum three times and I finally go, I'm telling you

461
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 3: it doesn't make sense. I've had music bring me on

462
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 3: in a bookstore that is four by four feet in

463
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 3: Los Angeles, like just anything it helps, yea, yeah, it's

464
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: not the end of the world. Anyway, it got worked out,

465
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 3: but I was just like, also, I was taking Gaba

466
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 3: penton at the time, which several friends told me their

467
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 3: dog was on as well, and I was so irritable.

468
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 3: It made me really angry. So and I was on

469
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 3: my period. But Robbie was like, yeah, that was that

470
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 3: was wild. We've never had music here. I was like, well,

471
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: then I must be dreaming what I.

472
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: Can't stop thinking about my experience or I guess when

473
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: I recorded my album at the punch Line in two

474
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: thousand and ten. I guess, yeah, there was no I

475
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: do now remember there just being a smattering of applause

476
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: until I rushed to the mic and started talking.

477
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

478
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 4: And it is quite yeah, what are you seriously?

479
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 3: Didn't play music for you?

480
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: I don't believe so would have had to have been cleared,

481
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: because of course I would have chose House of Pain.

482
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: I just revealed that.

483
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: I'm telling you I've never I've never felt like music

484
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 3: wasn't playing there.

485
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh like that was a personal choice for you. Yeah, no, just.

486
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 3: In general, like there were new managers. I was like,

487
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 3: do you always play music?

488
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess I wouldn't even notice it was missing

489
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: till it was.

490
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, that one, And that's kind of

491
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like I didn't. She's just just making

492
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 3: me second guess. Everything was like, we never play music here.

493
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I've been coming here forever and

494
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 3: I think you do.

495
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: It just became a weird argument.

496
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: Does that make sense because it's so small because you

497
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:44,959
Speaker 3: don't sell a lot, so it's small.

498
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: I would I would.

499
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

500
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: The only way of getting around that is if the

501
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: person bringing you up. Actually said please clap until they

502
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: grabbed the microphone and stopped talking. This is very important.

503
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: Continue the applause.

504
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 4: Crow a little bit right as right as they hit

505
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 4: that mic. Don't be afraid to let it out right

506
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 4: at the last second.

507
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: Then I wouldn't notice. Then I'd be like, well that

508
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: was better than music. Constant clapping, right, And so I

509
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 1: tart and still like Tart talking, Oh boy, Tart. It's

510
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called where you reverse those,

511
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: but I definitely have it. You, you know, when I

512
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: started putting it in my act because it actually is

513
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: something I do, like when I had my old classic

514
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: shambles kunky soup bit. I actually do that. It's not dyslexia,

515
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: but I towards.

516
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, thicket pencs.

517
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? Starring Scalm Tarot Tom Scaret

518
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: of course in the TV show picket Fences and deep

519
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: cut unnecessary, but we all like to think of Tom

520
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: and his work as the pastor in River runs through.

521
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 4: It just everyone slowly backs away.

522
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: Just put it down. Chris put down the thought it

523
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: was important to me that he was the pastor of

524
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: the church. I actually went to eat for free at

525
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. I'm not going to say I was a member.

526
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: I just wanted to eat there. My mother was not

527
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: a passionate chef, and it was the Tom Scarett was

528
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: the pastor of that. They even showed my church, my

529
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: childhood church in a river runs through it, so I

530
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: felt connected to that movie.

531
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 3: I love that movie with Rory the little Kid.

532
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's know. This is about fishing, a thing

533
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: I've never had an interest in but grew up surrounded by.

534
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: And then you know, brother family, brotherhood. There's no bacon

535
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: in theres.

536
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: River wild or something. Yeah.

537
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: I think you are the rafting one. It's very intense.

538
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a hijacking of a raft. Yeah, my

539
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 3: mother was not a passionate chef. Is that what you said?

540
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that what it was true? Yeah?

541
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: Okay that really made me laugh. And it was a

542
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 3: beautiful way to put it because my mine wasn't either.

543
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

544
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's okay.

545
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: It is okay. I don't know why I expected food

546
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: every day as a kid.

547
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 3: Me neither.

548
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: That's what neighbors and friends are for. And the schwan's

549
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: man who never came to our holy Yeah yeah, I uh,

550
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: but later I.

551
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: Church foods for spaghetti and a little.

552
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh it was always spaghetti, and so I would just

553
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: eat it and pretend, oh, yeah, First Corinthians, it's my

554
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: favorite verse or whatever.

555
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: But I just wanted to eat same and I was

556
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: there to try to fuck as well.

557
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: Right, Oddly, I realized this place was riddled with non virgins.

558
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people are getting freaky or at

559
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 3: least pretending like they want to in leading me on, right,

560
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 3: And that's Jarrett.

561
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was It was mostly that I didn't know

562
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: until I went to church how many people in high

563
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: school were having sex. I actually had ended up being

564
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: a really good time. I enjoyed it.

565
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I made some friends. Some of them even recently

566
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 3: came out to my show in December, so I guess

567
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 3: they were lasting.

568
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: The strangest thing that pastor not Tom Scarrett, the real

569
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: life pastor. His name was Wayne. I ran into him

570
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: on the beach once. He's just walking in the sand,

571
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: which seemed symbolic like one of those posters.

572
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: But there was only one footprints.

573
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: Yes, and they were his. And I was states away

574
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: from where I grew up, and I'm like, wait, and

575
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: no one was on the beach. It was me and

576
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: my friend Ross, and we just ran into our old

577
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: church pastor. It's like, what are you doing here? And

578
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: he's like, I live here in this small Oregon town.

579
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: It's like there's a church here. He's like, no, I'm

580
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: doing a marriage counseling.

581
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm going to stand up comedy.

582
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 4: Now.

583
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't yet. I was there just surfing. No,

584
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, I came. I do a regular

585
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: open mic night at this uh nautically themed pub come out. Yeah,

586
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: that's all I remember from that trip. And then catching

587
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: kids that were trying to feed seagulls alka Seltzer and

588
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: I got really upset with them. Yeah, that was a

589
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: They were bad kids.

590
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: What did you do?

591
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: They were just salty beach kids. You know, they're probably

592
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: raised by some sort of a fishmonger, and they didn't

593
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: respect the bird. I just said, what are you doing?

594
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: I knew what that would do to a bird. I

595
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: felt like maybe these kids didn't.

596
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 3: No, they had to know. They wanted to see it.

597
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: Yes, they wanted. It's like the Mentos thing, except it's

598
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: death in a bird. Yeah, it's terrible. They were bad kids.

599
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 3: Jesus. One time I went to the beach. Left my

600
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: bag with some food in it, and boy did they

601
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 3: get into it. They ripped it. Those kids.

602
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 4: Just think sells just going up and down the coast,

603
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: harassing people, those fishmonger kids.

604
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

605
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: I like the behavior of seagulls at the beach. I

606
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: like that they fuck with people. That's their spot and

607
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: when they land on someone's head momentarily or I think

608
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: I just like birds. I think I do, and like

609
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: when they are being smart asses. I like when you're

610
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,239
Speaker 1: on a boat and they fly next to it, just

611
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be near you on land,

612
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: but I will fly next to the boat and kind

613
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: of make eye contact. I enjoy that.

614
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 4: It's kind of like they're commuting when they go by

615
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 4: the when they're near the boat and they're like gliding

616
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 4: along where they're like, yeah, we all have to get

617
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 4: over there, like yeah, just cross and over, yeah, fairy style.

618
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. They know that the boat has navigation, let's just

619
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: use it. Yeah, you've each been on a boat where

620
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: dolphins end up hanging out and getting all excited about people.

621
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: We got to figure out this how to get dolphins

622
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: and people to hang out because clearly they like us. Yeah,

623
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: and they get very excited when there's a boat. They're like, hey,

624
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: look at me, and we're very excited to meet them,

625
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: but we just can't because of the you know, we

626
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: would drown. Yeah, very dangerous friendship.

627
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 3: I wonder what they would do with us down there.

628
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: It is my favorite relationship.

629
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: I love dolphins growing up so much.

630
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: And then you hear about all the masturbating they do. Really, Yeah,

631
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: they're like one of the only animals that likes pleasures themselves.

632
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 3: How rubbing on stuff.

633
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 4: That I even look at on a seashell. It's it's

634
00:31:55,480 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 4: really painful. They for massochists and enemies. I don't know

635
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: if they're one of the only ones, because you've seen

636
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 4: that clip of the kangaroo that's jerking off while people

637
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 4: are like next to a pond and they're like trying

638
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 4: to have like a romantic picnic, and then just like

639
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 4: right behind them is this kangaroo just lounging like an

640
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 4: adult man and jerking off. You've never seen that? No, Oh,

641
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 4: it's yeah, that'll put that on the list of the

642
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: YouTube things you're gonna look up after the show. It's

643
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 4: pretty delightful.

644
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: I will actually watch that because they have a way

645
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: about the kangaroos with their shoulders. They're always inexplicably muscular,

646
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: and they do have they have no choice but to

647
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: kind of rest their arms pterodactyl style, slightly folded.

648
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

649
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: But my first concern is don't they have claws, Like,

650
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: don't they have like talons?

651
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 4: I don't think so.

652
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, well, it's.

653
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 3: Kind of like otters, like they're still the Oh you

654
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 3: did a couple of weeks ago.

655
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 4: Let's hear about it.

656
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: Were they masturbating?

657
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: They weren't.

658
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 4: They were so soft, they nice.

659
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, book Three of them got in my shirt and

660
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 3: they were rubbing toys on my back. I was like,

661
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 3: I was submerged in the water and I wore a

662
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 3: big shirt because they tell you to do that to like,

663
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: because they like climbing in they like things within things,

664
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 3: you know.

665
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: And this was of course at Sea World.

666
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 4: At the Monterey Back.

667
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 3: I jumped right in the tank.

668
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 4: Man, please, man, weeks she's here.

669
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: I lat otters watching them, I mean, just down dating.

670
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: I did not know. This is the first I've heard

671
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: that you can touch them.

672
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was. It was excellent.

673
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 4: Did you have to pay a ton of money?

674
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah to do it.

675
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's something I wanted to do for eight years.

676
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: And they are soft.

677
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah, like they tell you to please

678
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: not touch their face and stuff because you know, we're

679
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: not trying to make them pets. It's all about whatever

680
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 3: they want to do. And they like being around humans enough,

681
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 3: you know, like yeah, they like messing with you, exploring

682
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 3: and all that kind of thing. So and we had

683
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 3: masks on because they're still COVID susceptible, so we wore

684
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 3: snorkel masks and that way you can like also look

685
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: under the water too. But they come out, these little pups.

686
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 3: They're called a ROMP, a group of otters. Oh yeah,

687
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 3: and they're pretty exclusive, like like not everyone can join,

688
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 3: and if they don't accept you, you have to find another

689
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 3: ROMP to go to. Honestly, hm hmm.

690
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 4: So they like, what does otter of rejection look like?

691
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 4: Sorry didn't I didn't see it.

692
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: But because there they only brought one romp over, we're

693
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: not having a duel here, you know, in front of them.

694
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 4: Imagine fans otters being like no thanks with her yea.

695
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 3: Kind of like probably all yeah, I want to hag

696
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: hat a little shell and it's not like this, and

697
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 3: you've running around, you know, diving to three of them

698
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 3: got in my shirt. One of them was rubbing a

699
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: toy on my back like this wow. And then they

700
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 3: like they drop kind of little gems around, like you know,

701
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: sort of like gemstone type things, and they'll dive down

702
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 3: reaching climbing your shirt and tuck it in your brawl.

703
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 3: They like hiding things around.

704
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't handle it.

705
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 3: And one of them, like, I have a video of

706
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 3: one of them holding a like a bubbles container obviously

707
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 3: no bubbles, and they had put a bunch of gems

708
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: in there, like shaky shaky, like a Morocco that because

709
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,479
Speaker 3: they again aforementioned. So one of them is just sitting

710
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 3: there like this, yeah, trying to get it out forever.

711
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 3: And and they're yeah, they're just diving around and your shirt,

712
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 3: rubbing it on you, and you can pet. They say

713
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 3: that you're allowed to put their backs and tails, so

714
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, just touching their backs and tails

715
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 3: and they're so soft, and obviously I want to kiss

716
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 3: some on the.

717
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: Lips, but yeah, yeah, you want to, ma account with.

718
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 3: Them, Yeah, but I didn't, and I just love them

719
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 3: and they're so cute. Obviously I didn't hug them or anything,

720
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 3: and they were using my thighs like springboards to jump

721
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 3: off of there was pounce off like underwater. They pounce

722
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 3: off my thighs to get to the other side.

723
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: Who So, yeah, dolphins aren't the only sexual ocean beasts. Yeah,

724
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 1: they'll pounce off your thighs like a diving board. Talks slower,

725
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: I do. I have seen them. Now that I think about,

726
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: they do have a thing. I want to give otters

727
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: marbles because they I have seen them when they're not

728
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: breaking open an abalone to have a snack, which, by

729
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: the way, they're always doing on their own. Yes, I

730
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: always wish they had help with that breaking like slamming

731
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: things on their chest just to get the whatever oyster

732
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: like meat. But I've seen them with rocks like pebbles,

733
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: just batting them around on their chests like six or

734
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: some and like like they're juggling and it's like a

735
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,479
Speaker 1: fun game. I think you're right. I think otters love

736
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: juggling tiny little rocks, which makes me so happy.

737
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and things within things, No wonder they like oysters

738
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: and yeah, yeah, you know, trying to get in there.

739
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 3: We should leave all the oysters for them.

740
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: Where can I do exactly what you did and have

741
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: these guys pounce off my legs.

742
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 3: It's called nurtured by nature. And your money goes to

743
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 3: fund the Make a Wish program, so you pay for

744
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 3: the experience and then kid I mean obviously that I'm

745
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 3: sure they would still do the program, but it sholps

746
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: fund it so they can have even more. And again

747
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 3: there are animals first, you can tell you know, it's

748
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: very much like they keep the visitations low so that

749
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 3: the animals aren't worn out or you know, sick or

750
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 3: whatever all those things. And they have a couple of

751
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 3: different romps and different species as well, so it's not

752
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 3: like the same orders have to see people every day

753
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 3: or anything like that. It's like they rotate romps and

754
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: don't do them that often. Where is it like monerais

755
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 3: like Escndido area?

756
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: Sure?

757
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 3: But yes, so then you know you're contributing to something good.

758
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: And it's a whole day. And I met a sloth,

759
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: some armadillo's I fed lemurs, banana, I fed a kapy bura,

760
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: some taro I think, and squash and fenex foxes. I

761
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 3: fed them some hibiscus flowers. H yeah, and some other

762
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 3: animals too. They just got a snow leopard and a

763
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 3: two can who an exotic animal collector didn't want it

764
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: because its beak was crooked.

765
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: Because they kept trying to chase fruit flavors.

766
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wasn't into the flavors that he liked.

767
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: The fruit loops follow my nose. I think that that

768
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: sounds super legit. And there was like all these shady

769
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: ones when I lived in Austin where they're like, oh,

770
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: this is a we take you know, abandoned tigers or whatever,

771
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: and you can drive through and feed these animals, and

772
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: then you quickly realize like, oh, this is a tiger

773
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: king place and they're like making babies here, and these

774
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: people are a living off of exploiting these animals. It

775
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is actually we're helping a very

776
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: bad thing, even though the people working there are there

777
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: because they love animals. But it's like, oh, man, I

778
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: think you mean and it's makeup. It helps kids.

779
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, So there are definitely good parts about it,

780
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: but yeah, I hear what you mean, and where you're like,

781
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: I don't know what to make of this, And like

782
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: I told you, I've been wanting to go for like

783
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 3: eight years, but I finally did it.

784
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I just realized I love otters. I've watched

785
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: enough of them and gone down that wormhole, and I'm

786
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 1: so happy to hear their soft because when they're wet,

787
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: their hair looks a little bit like porcupine quills, and

788
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: I was getting the wrong impression.

789
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: I'll text you the video. I mean it's I'm so happy.

790
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: Hopefully it's in my price range. I don't want to

791
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: ask how much it is. I'll look. I'll send me

792
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: the link.

793
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 3: I bee like, you know, there's an option to donate more,

794
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 3: but it's expensive. Do you want me to tell you?

795
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: Sure? I do want to go back. I don't know

796
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: what the statistics. Someone will of course send me a

797
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: message saying what the about the dolphins? I think maybe

798
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: they're the only mammal that has other than humans. I

799
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: think this is it, the only mammal other than humans

800
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: that have sex for fun and not for breeding. Oh,

801
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: I see it's humans and dolphins. I think that statistic.

802
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 3: But you look, if you look at it, it's almost

803
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 3: like your donation for the AAR. Depending on if you're

804
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 3: somebody that likes to donate, you know, like to save

805
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: up for that. It's worth it.

806
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 4: It's for a really good cause. Chris Well.

807
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: Today at Walgreens they said, do you want to give

808
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: one dollar? And there was a hole and I know

809
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: the usually do it, but suddenly I was like, you

810
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: know what, not today? And it's been.

811
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 3: Bothering me because you said no.

812
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said no to one.

813
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 3: They know every freaking time. Who that's you know? It's

814
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: like I've done some. Don't even get me started. You

815
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 3: can make your own donations with your own money. The

816
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 3: reason they do that they get that tax break, right.

817
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 3: Don't ever give them money and don't ever feel bad

818
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: about it.

819
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: Can I have a receipt for my one dollar and

820
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: I bring it to my I can't.

821
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it goes to the people.

822
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? How do I know?

823
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

824
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't trust them. No, They've got expired chocolate on

825
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 3: their shelves. You know how long that takes.

826
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: Do you have any events coming up? Be they charitable

827
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: or for personal gain?

828
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: M mostly personal thing.

829
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 4: Personal gains then charity.

830
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: I'm doing a festival and tell your ride this weekend?

831
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 3: Oh hell, then I'm San Diego Febuary twenty first, Tuesday

832
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: after that I've headed to ann Arbor March third Friday

833
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,479
Speaker 3: for a festival there. I think it might be it's

834
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,479
Speaker 3: a first year first. I could be wrong.

835
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: An Arbor's cool. That's a good city.

836
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you intel a ride? Are you going to escape?

837
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: Why is it? Did you water ski?

838
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: No? Oh? Remember my my Ohio boyfriend he had that

839
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: wakeboarding park.

840
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: Oh that's it and I really wanted to go.

841
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

842
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: Probably I was gonna ask for his number and then

843
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: I will never know him. Okay, Yeah, that's one of

844
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: the first things when we first met you told me

845
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: about Yeah, okay, you yourself are not a skier then

846
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: personally No.

847
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: I ski for the first time in my life last

848
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: year at the same festival.

849
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 1: I wonder, Yeah, that's why I ask. I bet they'll

850
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: let you.

851
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 3: I don't want to.

852
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: You don't want to?

853
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: I did. I tried it once and I'm okay, I'm good.

854
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

855
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: Snowskiing not water skiing right either, but yeah, snowskiing.

856
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: It just used to be such a big part of

857
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: my life and now it isn't. It's uh, it's kind

858
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: of funny.

859
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 3: I felt proud of myself that I did try something

860
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 3: new as an adult, and I was I did it,

861
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, but I don't need to do it again.

862
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: It's not fun. There's too much regamaroule.

863
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also if you get hurt, you're like messing

864
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: with your I mean, I don't worry about that too much,

865
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: but I do think about it when snowboarding, because you

866
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: can actually die and that would affect my comedy career.

867
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. My friend she invited me to Mammoth on the

868
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 3: first weekend of this month, and I went knowing I

869
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 3: wasn't going to be skiing at all and just hang

870
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 3: and I also signed up to snowshoe. She separated her shoulder.

871
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: I took her to the er, and I was the

872
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 3: only one in our group who could drive stick shift,

873
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: which she alway god so, and a snowstorm was coming,

874
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: so I spent like Friday there a little bit, and

875
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 3: then drove her back Saturday in the stick shift because

876
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 3: she hurt herself skiing.

877
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Speaker 1: That's I When I first moved to La Dave Wrath

878
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: was my manager for a little while, and Morgan Murphy

879
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: invited me to go to Mammoth. I separated my shoulder

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Speaker 1: and no one could drive my car because it was

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00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: a stick shift, and so I drove it. I with

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00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: one arm and a sling. I was steering and shifting,

883
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: like letting go the fucking steering wheel shifting, And I'm like,

884
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: my point is what adult?

885
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 3: I mean?

886
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: I understand now they don't even make shift your cars

887
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: as readily available as they used to do. But no

888
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: one knew how to drive a stick I'm like, I did.

889
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: There's got to be a solution here other than me

890
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: driving home one handed.

891
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: No, I know she was about to drive home one handed.

892
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: And the only benefit for me is that I wasn't

893
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: skiing anyway, and I wanted to make it home for

894
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: my field hockey games. So and there was like it

895
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 3: all was well, perfect storm, Literally the storm is coming.

896
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Speaker 3: I was like, let's just go. We've been in the er.

897
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Speaker 3: You're gonna wake up in a world of pain tomorrow.

898
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 3: And so drove her stick shift the five hours home,

899
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 3: so tired. It's still it's still in my place right

900
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: now because she can't drive it. And I made it

901
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 3: to hockey on Sunday morning.

902
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh this just happened.

903
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this was like it's been there that this

904
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 3: was February fourth.

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Speaker 1: Well, do tell her in this, I mean, it's very

906
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: specific but I could not my arm up after several months,

907
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: and I went to a reiki massage person that I

908
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: was laughing at how there literally were slapping and rubbing

909
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: their hands together and only, as she's called it, transferring

910
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: energy from my good shoulder. She never touched my separated shoulder.

911
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: And there was a big buck like it was an

912
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: awful mess, and she was transferring energy and there was

913
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: a soundtrack of birds playing. I was like, oh my god,

914
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm not getting this fifty dollars back. The next day

915
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: I could do chin ups. I was just fixed. I

916
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: could not believe it. So tell your friend if she

917
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: has trouble mobility wise, go reki. Wow, go reiki.

918
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 3: Fifty bucks is cheap. Is she still around?

919
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: This was I was on the road. Yeah, it was

920
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: like I separated my shoulder and had to go to

921
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: Canada for a gig and I just went with my

922
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: sling and it got wear and wears.

923
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I fell in this one and I

924
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: have trouble still. I still feel pain, but I think

925
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: it was I flew over my bike handlebars.

926
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: See, we just got to stay home. As much as

927
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: I enjoyed doing outdoor things, I worked at a snowboard

928
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: camp and Harrison Ford's kid was I think he has

929
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: a restaurant in Clover City. He's like, owns that Ford's

930
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: filling station.

931
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 3: Wow, I wonder where you get the money for that? Yea.

932
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: And he looks just he's like obviously like, oh, there's

933
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: a handsome Harrison Ford looking dude. But when I was

934
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: like seventeen, he was twelve or something, and yeah, yeah,

935
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: he was a baby. He had a passion for chef,

936
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: for Jeffery. He's a passionate. But he was a good

937
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: little snowboarder. And Harrison Ford came to pick him up

938
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: and everyone was freaking out, you know, because he was

939
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: in Star Wars and stuff that board.

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00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah I would have said the fugitive, but we're all different.

941
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I love the Fugitive. He didn't kill his wife,

942
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: by the way. But one of the one of the

943
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: coaches was like, you know, we have an adult camp

944
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: if you want to uh learned to snowboard, And he

945
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: was like, why would I do if I break my hand?

946
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: I can't be in a movie impression. That wasn't the

947
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: reason I told this story, but every once in a while,

948
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: it's like one of my five impressions. I got Harrison,

949
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: Howard Kramer, Brody Stevens, but he uh, he said that,

950
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: He's like, it would ruin my career if I broke

951
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: my hand or something. Meanwhile, cut to years later, he

952
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: keeps crashing his airplane. It's like, wait a minute, you

953
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: could have gone to snowboard camp.

954
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: That was an excuse.

955
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's scared. He's scared of.

956
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 3: Connecting with his son.

957
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: I should have dug deeper. Pardon me, serious, it's about

958
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 1: you and your son.

959
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 3: Is about connecting with your son.

960
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: Just pay for his future restaurant.

961
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 3: Okay, that'll make up for all of this if we're

962
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 3: being real.

963
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: Well, but go to bed. What's your go to bed?

964
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Speaker 1: Stelling dot com is imagine.

965
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 3: Tell me to go to bed? And I was like, I.

966
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 4: Actually like lights out?

967
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Beth Stelling dot com And uh yeah, you can

968
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Speaker 3: watch my hour special on HBO Mexico Girl Daddy or

969
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 3: half hour. Yeah. I'm editing a special right now that

970
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: I shot in December that you know, I hate it

971
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Speaker 3: and maybe I'll.

972
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Speaker 1: Just not release it. Oh really, Now this.

973
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 3: Is how I feel. I'm very hard on myself.

974
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Speaker 1: I bet it's great. Yeah, you are seriously one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite comics to watch, So anyone gets the chance

976
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Speaker 1: to see that spelling very much, don't hesitate to do it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you and thanks for being on the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being on the program.

979
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Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. Are you kidding?

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00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm being fucking dead.

981
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Speaker 3: Serious, serious right now. It's a fucking.

982
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: Blast you've been listening to. Do you need a ride?

983
00:48:50,800 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: D y n her? This has been an exactly Right.

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Speaker 4: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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Speaker 4: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 4: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 4: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 4: Thank you both.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.