1 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh 2 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: with Me, a podcast with Jeremy O above your O 3 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: Jay yo, Oh, we got a good one for you. 4 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've listened the last few episodes, 5 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: and it's been it's been a week. But if you've 6 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: listened to the last couple of episodes, you heard Eric Clarson. 7 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: Week we had two episodes with uh my best friend 8 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: Eric Larson on the show. Okay, what you didn't know is, man, 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: we tried our hardest to get my brother Kyle back 10 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: on the pot. He hasn't been on the show in 11 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: well over a year. He claims he was shadow band 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: from the show. They couldn't and further from the truth. 13 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: Just a busy guy, I'm assuming or Johnny is just 14 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: not very good at booking. I don't know either one, 15 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: but either way, we haven't been able to get Kyle 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 1: on the pod until now. Until now, so we're what 17 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We've got We've got Kyle and we've 18 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: got Eric. They're both guests this week on the pod. 19 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: We're also gonna give you some audio from last week 20 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: when we when Eric and I were trying to get 21 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: a hold of Kyle on his birthday of all days too, 22 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: wishing a happy birthday. See if we can get him 23 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: back on back on the show. He's always got great stories. 24 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: So it was it was the point was twofold. One, 25 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: where's a fellow happy birthday? And two, well, you know, 26 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: to get him, get him back on the pod, or 27 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: as he says, try to monetize off him. You know, 28 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: whatever works. If it is, that mean it's it's his 29 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: you know, employer. Either way, somebody's trying to monetize off 30 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: of you at some point, right buddy. So without further 31 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: ado and this it may be a little all over 32 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: the place. Here's here's kind of some background into where 33 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: we were. We're recording. We're not in the studio, but 34 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: we're in the bar right off the studio, and we 35 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: had just come from my mom's a retirement party. So 36 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: it was a joyous occasion. And then we were like, 37 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: you know what, Cole, you're finally in town. Let's freaking 38 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: go joy. 39 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 2: Welcome to Lab with Me podcast. I am your host, Jay. 40 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: Oh, Slim Rob. 41 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 2: We're down here in the old Uh I'm not Slim Rob. 42 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: We're down here in the old podcast storium where we've 43 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 2: got regular Eric Larsen. 44 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: Podcast atorio, regular transportation expert. Yeah, he goes by giant 45 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: in the transportation industry. 46 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 3: Eric Larson, that's pretty intense. 47 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: Former multi time Fantasy football champion, and he is a 48 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: former nominee for Laugh with Me Podcast Guest of the Year. 49 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, I didn't vote for you for the record. 50 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 4: I vote a Grant vote reporting. 51 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you didn't tell me, but on or 52 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: off the record, I voted Grant. 53 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 4: I apologize. I don't apologize Grant's demand. Okay, thank you? 54 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 5: Yep. Yeah, his voice sues me. It puts me asleep 55 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 5: right away. 56 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: That's what it comes down to. It's about soothing voice. 57 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 4: Are you very any backs physical media and I appreciate it. 58 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: Were you nominated? 59 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 4: No, it's not nominated. 60 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 2: I'm shadow band in all things, not only podcast life 61 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 2: as well. 62 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: You were not nominated because you haven't been on the 63 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: podcast in over a year. This this is Kyle Odom's 64 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: return to the Laugh with Me podcast, even though we've 65 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: talked about you even as much as recently we've talked 66 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: about you during our glars in week. 67 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, can can I explain what I'm seeing in Kyle's eyes? 68 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,119 Speaker 5: Right now. I mean, he's got dark eyes. 69 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 6: They're they're riveting eyes, very very striking eyes, but right 70 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 6: now they're they're full of fear and knowing he knows, 71 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 6: he knows that he screwed up, he knows that he's 72 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 6: been away from the pod for too long. 73 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 7: Yep, he craves it, he craves its validation and really fears, 74 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 7: I would say, he fears that he's living a lie 75 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 7: because it's been so long since he's been on the pod. 76 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: Kyle, I'm not a registered therapist. I'm on the record 77 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: of that. Appreciate it, but I will say, you're going 78 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 1: through some shit right now. We really want to kind 79 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: of work through this. You haven't you haven't been on 80 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: the show and over a year. Yeah, you claimed you 81 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,679 Speaker 1: were shadow band, which would be a kind of back 82 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: door way of kind of shutting you out. We've been 83 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: pretty outspoken about how you're not on the show. So 84 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: that's not true. It's true, though, So what's what's the 85 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: what's the deeper meaning? 86 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 3: Here? 87 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: Are you okay? 88 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not. 89 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 4: But here's the deal. Here's what I'll say. 90 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 2: If I was banned, you'd be like, so we banned 91 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,119 Speaker 2: Kyle okay for a year for here's the year band 92 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 2: and he's out. Okay, Here's what really happened is you 93 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 2: quietly don't invite me for a year plus. I'm your 94 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 2: first guest, I'm your best I remember Getting Too. 95 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 4: Is the best ratings ever? 96 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:58,479 Speaker 1: Cool? 97 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 4: Where am I at now? I don't know? You left 98 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 4: me for dead. 99 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 2: I'm over here on the gutters, just trying to catch 100 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 2: a breath, trying to drink some water, trying to live, 101 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 2: and you just leave me dead in the streets. Folks, 102 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: if you ever had your brother leave you down in 103 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 2: the streets, you know what I'm talking about. 104 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,239 Speaker 6: Do you know he was impersonating you at the quote? 105 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 6: He was like, you sound really dumb, Like Kyle does 106 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 6: your voice? 107 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 5: He you sound really really dumb? Yeah? 108 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: When I do my voice, do I sound as dumb? 109 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 2: What about my voice? I mean, just the dumbest, folks. 110 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 2: Just that's the epitome of dumb. 111 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 5: Je. Don't be hard on yourself. 112 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 3: Oh no, you thought that was me? 113 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: All right? It's it's exciting to have you back on 114 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 1: the pod. Uh. We've also just coming off of what 115 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: was a fantastic Eric Larson week. It's good to have 116 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: Eric can I do my intro or we passed. All right, 117 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: We're good. We're good. So when Eric and I were recording, 118 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: it was a couple of weeks ago. Now Eric clarkson 119 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: week go back and listen if you haven't. A lot 120 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: of people did. 121 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 5: Though. 122 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: By the way, the show top one hundred on the 123 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: iTunes sharts once again. 124 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 5: We love the Modovians. Yes, uh, people on Modovia. Keep listening. 125 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 4: But we called you. 126 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: We called you on the phone. We wanted to wish 127 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: you happy birthday because we happen to be recording on 128 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: your birthday. You didn't answer. What's up with that? 129 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,559 Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if you're aware. 130 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 2: Some people work during the week, so some of us 131 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 2: are still working and we're just taking care of folks, 132 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 2: and you're trying to call me, I'm a birthday, And 133 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. 134 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 4: I was kind of excited. I'm not gonna lie. 135 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: I'm like, my brother called me I'm a birthday. That 136 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 2: doesn't happened since I was six. So I see that, 137 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 2: I get excited. I call him back and then he 138 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 2: doesn't answer, and I'm sad instantly again. 139 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 4: And then I listened to the voicemail. I'm like, oh, 140 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 4: you let me voicemail. So I listen to voicemail, and 141 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 4: the voicemail is him on the podcast. He's just trying 142 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 4: to monetize me. 143 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. I distinctly remember at age Kyle age six, me 144 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: aged ten, calling him on the toy phone and being like, 145 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: happy birthday, brother, ily thinkly, remember this is a thing 146 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 1: that happened. So it's just been that long. Yeah, okay, yeah, 147 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: you brother to do it? Yeah, brother, Yeah, listen, listen 148 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: to listen to your brother. Yeah all right, Well, we 149 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: were disappointed. We wanted to talk. 150 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 4: You were disappointed. 151 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: We were disappointed. 152 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 4: I didn't try to monetize you. 153 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: We were we wanted to wish you happy birthday. Okay, 154 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 1: happy birthday by the way, Yeah, happy birthday, having belated birthday. 155 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 4: Appreciate that. Thank you. 156 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 3: I see that's exciting. 157 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all old. 158 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,559 Speaker 1: Could this could this Eric? Could this be Kyle oat 159 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: them week? 160 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 2: No? 161 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: Are we passed it? 162 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't know that he's earned it. 163 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 6: I mean what, he's twenty five, Like birthdays don't birthdays 164 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 6: don't count untill they're at least thirty. 165 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: Plus twenty five. Yeah, you're you're your I can see 166 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: it on your face that you don't want to admit it. 167 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: You're getting up to forty. 168 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 2: I'm not quite thirty plus. Yeah, but I would say 169 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 2: I'm not quite thirty plus yet. 170 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 5: You're way over thirty. 171 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 4: Guys, we don't know that for sure. 172 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: You're on the brink of forty. 173 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 4: You can't check ida on an audio recording. 174 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 3: That's that's actual fact. 175 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 4: Thank you. 176 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: That's crazy. 177 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 6: Hey, I'm like, what a sign of maturity. Yeah, Kyle 178 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 6: did some show prep beforehand. 179 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 3: He did. 180 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 5: He was like, he looked it up. 181 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,319 Speaker 6: He was just like, can you do an it check 182 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 6: on a podcast? 183 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: And he said no, And he was just like, I 184 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: got no chance. 185 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,599 Speaker 5: Gotta write this downta, gotta. 186 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 4: Make a note right there hashtag winning. 187 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 1: That's impressive, thank you. But you know what, there was 188 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 1: something I wanted to bring up to because we I 189 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: did a pod a couple of episodes ago and it 190 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: was how I got Crones, and I really it was 191 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: something important to me. It was like, I really wanted 192 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,959 Speaker 1: to get that story out there. We have the Crones 193 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,679 Speaker 1: of Colidis walk here in the state of Nebraska coming 194 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 1: up in mid June, and there is as a team 195 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: Laugh with Me podcast. Anybody wants to sign up you 196 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,679 Speaker 1: can go to the website Crones of Clydis Foundation and 197 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: go to the website and the takes ups walk join 198 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: the team, whether you donate or not. Either way, we're 199 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: working to find a cause here for something that's affecting 200 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: a lot of people, including myself. And I really I 201 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 1: dug deep and I was like, here's my story, here's 202 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 1: how I got crones. You took offense to that, Kyle, 203 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,719 Speaker 1: when you listened back to the episode. I remember when 204 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 1: the episode came out. You must have gotten the notification 205 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: with the title of the episode and you text me 206 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: and you said, this better not be about my TV. 207 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bullshit. It's all bullshit. 208 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,599 Speaker 2: So first of all, everybody goes sign up for the 209 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 2: Crones Walk in your city, in your town, in your country, 210 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,839 Speaker 2: but also sign up for the team if you're here 211 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 2: in Omaha. 212 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 4: But also I will say, okay. 213 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,839 Speaker 2: That first of all, you were like, Kyle didn't have 214 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 2: the move, which is true, and I apologize for getting called. 215 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 4: I was angry. 216 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 2: I was the angry young and I apologize. 217 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,199 Speaker 1: Second of all, can you actually because I remember saying 218 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: in the show I had I still to this day 219 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 1: don't know the backstory of why you absolutely refused to 220 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: even help with the move. Was there a reason? 221 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:21,719 Speaker 3: What I do? 222 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 4: I don't think I refuse. I just think I did. 223 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 4: It just wasn't on my radar. It was like German. 224 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 5: It was. 225 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: I think I wish there was a reason. 226 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 4: It was like Jerme's moving in an apartment. Cool, Like 227 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 4: I didn't compute that, like you would need help, or 228 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 4: that I could help or any part of that. 229 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,319 Speaker 5: I was like, what do you what? 230 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 4: Very young? 231 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,679 Speaker 5: What's the reward for him to do that? 232 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: I was probably twenty, so you'd have been sixteen. 233 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't even buying beer at that time. Yeah, 234 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:52,959 Speaker 6: what are you gonna gi him pizza? I mean he 235 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 6: gets it from the parents. Yeah, like you have nothing 236 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 6: to offer a sixteen year old. 237 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the parents popped it. 238 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 4: So there was pizza. It is true they didn't compute. 239 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 4: So there's you go. 240 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 5: There you go. 241 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 2: I'm just a little guy. But strike one. So you 242 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 2: talk about the crones. I carried this TV. Number one, 243 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 2: go it yourself. 244 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 5: Number two. 245 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 2: I was very I was there to carry this TV. 246 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 2: Oh god, this TV like Schwartzenegger. And so you try 247 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 2: to carry this TV. There's multiple people carrying the TV 248 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 2: for the record, and everybody else. 249 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,440 Speaker 4: It was everybody else carrying the TV. No crones, just 250 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 4: for the record. 251 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 2: So if you want to say I got the crones 252 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 2: from the TV, what happened to everybody else? 253 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,959 Speaker 4: They just lucked out. Nope, you didn't get the crones 254 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 4: from the TV. 255 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: So what I will say is they they were walking 256 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,840 Speaker 1: up backwards. So I was carrying the bulk of the weight. 257 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, working up. 258 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 4: Okay. 259 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 6: The other thing too, They might be undiagnosed, correct, this 260 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,319 Speaker 6: is you know, talk to your health provider. 261 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 5: We really have yeah regularities down there. 262 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some things we need to look at. Can 263 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: we get a list of everyone? 264 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 2: None of this is true, And I understand if you're 265 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 2: just shipping all the time. We're trying to find a reason. 266 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,599 Speaker 2: Yeah I liked carr of this TV. 267 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 4: And I get it. 268 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad. 269 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,120 Speaker 4: It's not the reason, so please take it back. 270 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm not going to here's why, because I think what 271 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:16,079 Speaker 1: Eric's saying is probably true. There's some undiagnosed Chrohn's disease 272 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: out there related to this move, multiple moves. Let's not 273 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: forget that I helped you move it up into the 274 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 1: apartment and then I helped move it down out of 275 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 1: the apartment, and when I moved you up into the apartment, 276 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,440 Speaker 1: I was down below going up, And when I was 277 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: helped moving it out, I was going forward from the 278 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 1: top down. I was going to ask that obviously, So 279 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: I was taking on the bulk of the weight and 280 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: the most awkwardness and then you know the plastic, and 281 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,560 Speaker 1: I this is on me, Hey, hand up, this is 282 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: on me. I didn't wear gloves, so I should have 283 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,199 Speaker 1: because the plastic is so awkward digging into my hands. 284 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,479 Speaker 1: Did that affect my coal into my intestines? 285 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 4: Maybe? 286 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: Probably? 287 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 4: Maybe? 288 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,200 Speaker 5: Probably? 289 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 4: You're uptill both ways. 290 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 6: Just to clarify this point, I mean, you're not saying 291 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 6: that anybody anywhere moving to TV could. 292 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 5: Have got this. 293 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 8: You're saying specifically this TV, that moving Kyle's TV when 294 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,719 Speaker 8: he refused to help, could have caused this. 295 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's when did I refuse to help? 296 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 4: Is the question here? Because I was right there? 297 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 1: Were you? 298 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 4: Though? Yeah? Because I was not sixteen, I was twenty. 299 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 1: So can you name who else helped move that? Because 300 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: obviously I could not carry that big Steve BARNESLF, can 301 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: you name the list of people who helped move that TV. Yes, Okay, 302 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: hear them, Okay, let's hear it. 303 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 304 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 1: Chris, Chris, Jo, Joe, Dan, Steve, Steve, Joseph. Hey, listen, listen, listen. Yeah, 305 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 1: you're right. These are people's name justifier. I've I had 306 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. 307 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 5: I helped Kyle move at least once. Yeah, I'm not 308 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 5: even on the list here. 309 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 2: We're not there yet, We're not done with the list. 310 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 4: You want the list to be done? 311 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: Did you help move any the apartment or move out of 312 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: the apartment of the house. 313 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 6: I feel like the what the apartment complex that Kyle 314 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,720 Speaker 6: moved into that we both lived in. 315 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 5: I feel like I was part of both the move 316 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 5: in and move out. 317 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 4: It's true. 318 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: Actually, Eric was on the list. You didn't let me 319 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 2: talk enough to get. 320 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 8: There, and now I'm thinking I probably need to see 321 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,119 Speaker 8: a health professional. 322 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 4: For the record, Eric shut up late. That's why he's 323 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 4: so far down the list is that he was like 324 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 4: free pizza and beer. 325 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 2: Let me carry up this fucking piece of paper paceper 326 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 2: What year was this fucking can you give us a year? 327 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 4: Yeah? 328 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 2: Twenty two thousand and eight, two thousand and eight, Yeah, 329 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 2: that's legit. 330 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 4: You guys can laugh. 331 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 5: I was much more responsible, so this doesn't check out 332 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 5: to me. 333 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 4: Well, that's motherfucking the year. 334 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 1: Here's my thing. Yeah, is two thousand and eight. 335 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 4: Can I say motherfucking? 336 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 1: You want to say? 337 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 5: No? 338 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 2: Can I say motherfucking because I said it now three times? 339 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 1: Is that allowed? Or you were offering to sing? 340 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 5: No? 341 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 4: Am I allowed to sing it? 342 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: And I was like, go right ahead, dude, can you 343 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: swear on the pod? Yeah, that's not going to impact anything. 344 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: In fact, all right, when anytime he might get. 345 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 5: He might gehit an advertiser. 346 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 1: Did you just ask if you could swear and then 347 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: not swear? Well, he just said the name said it. 348 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 2: I said it, dude. Well, I don't want you to 349 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 2: bleep me out and then me not say it anymore. 350 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 3: Not bleeping out. Do you listen to the pot. 351 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: I've been listening to the ever bleeped out anybody I've been. 352 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 1: People ask if they can swear, I generally expect them to. 353 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 5: At that point, he's so the shadow band. He feels 354 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 5: like you're going to shadow band his language. 355 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 4: Two thousand and eight. 356 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,240 Speaker 5: Only one every three words is going to make it through. 357 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 4: That's fair. Two thousand. We'll get there, we'll get there. 358 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 4: The night is young. 359 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 3: What have you been up to since two thousand and eight? 360 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 2: Well, been married, a little kids, moved around the country. 361 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 5: It's a little infuriating to me. 362 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,119 Speaker 6: Uh, obviously, you know we're talking about two thousand and 363 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 6: eight that that's something. 364 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:19,120 Speaker 5: So in two thousand and eight I had brown hair. 365 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, not anymore. I'll tell you that. I'm staring at you. 366 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 4: My beard ain't even brown. 367 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,560 Speaker 5: When I look at Kyle and see that his hair 368 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 5: is on there, I'm just there's. 369 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,919 Speaker 1: Your ship's weak. What do you do? What's your secret? 370 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: Because you have Oh I was gonna say you've got 371 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: no gray, but hold out, little baby brother. Oh no, can. 372 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,199 Speaker 3: You see that? 373 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 2: Well, it turns out if you live a little life, 374 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 2: you get the gray hair, which I'm good with. 375 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,160 Speaker 1: Is that the case? And what have i been doing wrong? 376 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 3: Because it's not living not white? 377 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 5: Now? 378 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,160 Speaker 4: You got to live red when it's red? 379 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 1: Did you hear I need to get back to two 380 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: thousand and eight and you got married because I've got 381 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 1: someone talking about it. But before we get to that, 382 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: did you hear I'm black now? 383 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 4: Not at all? Yeah, not even a hint black. 384 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: Irish like I'm black, like my like I'm getting like, 385 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,920 Speaker 1: I've got black friends that are coming up and they're 386 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: just like my Gingers, and I'm just like my man, 387 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: my brother, my neighbor's like, that's. 388 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,159 Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think so. 389 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 1: All right, you need to get on TikTok. I know 390 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: you don't like to go on TikTok, but. 391 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 4: I've never had a TikTok. 392 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,919 Speaker 1: This is not awkward topic. In fact, anybody listening to 393 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,919 Speaker 1: the pod right now, I'm about to play you a 394 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,720 Speaker 1: clip from TikTok. It's going to be Yeah. 395 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 9: To remind you all again, everyone who is ginger, who 396 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:50,920 Speaker 9: has red hair, those are black people. All gingers are 397 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 9: black people. If they have red hair, they are black. 398 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,439 Speaker 9: You see a white man with red hair, that's a 399 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 9: black man. You see a white woman with red hair, 400 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 9: that's a black one. Gingers are black. 401 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,679 Speaker 10: Welcome Gingers or sod I say, gingjers. We don't be 402 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 10: using that hard art. This has been a long time coming. 403 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 10: I've always liked the Redheads. Some of the greatest black 404 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 10: people of all time are Redhead Malcolm X, Blake Griffin, 405 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 10: Bill Burr, some of the top niggas of all time 406 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 10: is redheads welcome. This seems like a very strategic coalition. Actually, 407 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 10: I'm actually I'm glad this is happening. They're strength in numbers. 408 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 10: Because you think about it, black people invented woke. Redheads 409 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 10: have trouble falling asleep under anesthesia. You're literally woke. You're 410 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 10: genetically woke. So huh that's you know, probably Irish or Scottish. 411 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,560 Speaker 10: Not a big fan of the Queen of England. 412 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 4: Neither are we. 413 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,680 Speaker 10: So I feel like, you know, just look at what 414 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 10: we have in common and form coalition. I agree, agree, 415 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 10: I like this strat like maybe like maybe we need 416 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 10: to bring on the Cambodians too, like because this is 417 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 10: a very like so cal coded joke. But Cambodians they 418 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 10: like they're crips and they be at a Hawaiian barbecue 419 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 10: with necktat. Those are black people. 420 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 5: Let's say that you were black. Yeah, I would not 421 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 5: want to be having this conversation right now. 422 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 6: So the fact that you are not black and we're 423 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 6: having this conversation offensive. 424 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,200 Speaker 1: Honestly that you're like, I'm not black. I'm very confident. 425 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: But what I want to get back to because you 426 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 1: were saying I played this because you guys are on TikTok. 427 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,680 Speaker 1: Doesn't mean the world isn't happening around you since you 428 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 1: doesn't it. You said you got married. 429 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:57,200 Speaker 4: You you're you said you said yeah, has a good point. 430 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 1: All right, you got married? Yeah, you said you got married. 431 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,640 Speaker 1: I just it's interesting. I think people would find this interesting. 432 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 1: You guys got married on Halloween. Yeah, your wedding was 433 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: a Halloween like a costume party. And every year the 434 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: anniversary is like we're handing out candy, we're decorating, we're 435 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: scaring the shit out of people. That's awesome. I just thought, 436 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: I don't know if you had some like stories or something. 437 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 1: Maybe we don't even know we were there. I don't know, 438 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 1: something interesting with that. If not, then then you know, 439 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: fuck me. 440 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, go fuck yourself. 441 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: So you guys were there, and it was a great time, 442 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 2: and it was a fun party, and it was awesome, 443 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,959 Speaker 2: and we've been married like seventeen years or so. 444 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,520 Speaker 4: Now I don't know the math exactly. 445 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,880 Speaker 3: It's not seventeen, but yeah, that's cool. 446 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,959 Speaker 4: I think it's seventeen. Actually, oh wait, that's fine. You 447 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 4: do the math yourself. That's seventeen. But more of the 448 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 4: story is. 449 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,000 Speaker 2: It is awesome, get him marid on Halloween, and then 450 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,119 Speaker 2: every anniversary you're just straight up scrambling to take care 451 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 2: of trick to treats. 452 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 4: So that's weird. 453 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 1: Every year you're like, I. 454 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 2: Would like to hang out with my wife and you're 455 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 2: like no, these little children come up to your house 456 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 2: and then like give me candy. 457 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 4: You're like, okay, I guess I'll do that in then. 458 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 2: Sound turn the light off now because Halloween's awesome, so 459 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,360 Speaker 2: you want to celebrate Halloween. But also you're like, well, 460 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 2: my wife is awesome. 461 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 3: So I like to did you make a mistake? 462 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: Then? 463 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 4: I don't know. 464 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 2: I think about that all because it was so awesome, 465 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,320 Speaker 2: But also you got to live with that every year. 466 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,160 Speaker 1: That's funny. 467 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,640 Speaker 6: So I feel like this was like kind of cause 468 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 6: and effect of your wife had three kids. 469 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 4: Now, yeah, a lot of kids, Like. 470 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 5: That's that's a lot of kids for now, like for 471 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 5: this day and a It's true, that's a lot of kids. Yeah, 472 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 5: Like I. 473 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 6: Feel like you were almost pre empty if like you 474 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,919 Speaker 6: guys had it in the back of your head. 475 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,200 Speaker 5: It's like, wow, I'm gonna be around a lot of 476 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 5: kids on Halloween. Yeah, you know, we might as well 477 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 5: have a bunch of kids of our. 478 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 2: Own, which is true, but also that aids in the. 479 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 4: Oh my god, these kids want candy today. 480 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 5: Eight what I heard that as well? 481 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you know handing out aids. 482 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, love with me podcast Getting wild. 483 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 5: I will say that I feel like I peaked. So 484 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,120 Speaker 5: I was at I was at your wedding. You were. 485 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 4: That was great. Peaked at you were you were mister Clean. 486 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,680 Speaker 6: I feel like I peaked both on a costume level 487 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 6: and also at. 488 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,119 Speaker 5: A wedding party level, because I did mister Clean. I 489 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 5: had the white shirt, I had the ball cap. I 490 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 5: also had a mop. Yeah, like that I could use 491 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 5: on the dance floor. 492 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 2: Great. 493 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,439 Speaker 5: And so I was, you know, I feel like I 494 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 5: was one of the attractions on the dance floor. 495 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 6: Everybody was looking to see what mister Clean was doing, 496 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 6: see cleaning the floors? 497 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 5: Was he what was he cleaning? 498 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 6: But also I mean that bulb cap, I mean, never 499 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 6: been seen before seventeen years ago, never been seen before now. 500 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 4: It was first was kind. 501 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,640 Speaker 1: I actually heard that. 502 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 4: And Lackobar on the same night. I tell you, I. 503 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: Actually I heard you guys got a discount on the 504 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: rental of the facility because he cleans so much out 505 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,800 Speaker 1: of a dance for Is that true? 506 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 4: I wish that was true. I wish that was. 507 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: True, Johnny. We have solved all of your holiday shopping stress, 508 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 1: your needs because the holidays will sneak up fast, but 509 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: it's not too early to get your shopping done and 510 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,160 Speaker 1: actually have fun with it. Uncommon Goods makes holidays shopping 511 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: stress free and joyful with thousands of one of a 512 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: kind gifts you can't find anywhere else. 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Uncommon Goods has 521 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:09,679 Speaker 1: a recycled skateboard display stand, so it looks like a skateboard. 522 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 1: It just sit on your desk, sit on the bookshelf. 523 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,560 Speaker 1: I can put my laptop on it. I can work 524 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: on the show, Johnny, I could be working I could 525 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: do your job frankly and uh. 526 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,479 Speaker 2: Look like uh. 527 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: I got a little skateboard. 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So 545 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: shop early, have fun, and cross some names off your list. 546 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,439 Speaker 1: To day get fifteen percent off your next gift. Go 547 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 1: to uncommon Goods dot com slash laugh with me. That's 548 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: Uncommon Goods dot com slash laugh with Me for fifteen 549 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 1: percent off. Don't miss out on this limited time offer. 550 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: Uncommon Goods. We are all out of the ordinary. Johnny. 551 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,640 Speaker 1: If you haven't told everybody this is how you're doing 552 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,399 Speaker 1: your holiday shopping, you really missed the boat. I mean 553 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: that's what That's why I told my family. 554 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,480 Speaker 5: Jemy Abby, tell you my joke. 555 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 8: Yeah, so I had, I had, you know you your 556 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,639 Speaker 8: shows used to have kind of the the weighing of 557 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 8: the jokes, like, hey, is this a good joke? 558 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'd work out a new joke yet. 559 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:10,960 Speaker 5: Yeah. 560 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 8: So I've been thinking about getting into stand up just 561 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,800 Speaker 8: because I see you doing it. I'm just like, well, god, 562 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 8: it's that easy, Like, why don't I do it? 563 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 5: Oh? 564 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 1: I make it look easy? 565 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, well, like you don't have 566 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 6: to do any prep, you don't have to actually be any. 567 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 1: Good at it, not a compliment. 568 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,439 Speaker 5: You just get up there and you just like go. 569 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 1: Hey, guys, it's not like the Thongs song. 570 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 6: That is a perfect mimicry of my friend joke. 571 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, me, that's one of my bits. 572 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,640 Speaker 6: So I wanted to see, you know if I could 573 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 6: present a joke and then you know, just you give 574 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 6: me some notes on it. 575 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think? Let's let's love it. 576 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. So traffic. 577 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys ever been traffic, but 578 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 6: I was in traffic today and I'm waiting for this 579 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,720 Speaker 6: car in front of me to turn. We're in the 580 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 6: left hand turn lane. You know, I'm two cars back, 581 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,199 Speaker 6: and this car doesn't move, and so I'm just like, 582 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,639 Speaker 6: why aren't you moving? 583 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 5: Like what is going on in your life that could 584 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 5: be more important than you driving, which is the whole 585 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,720 Speaker 5: purpose of you being in the driver's seat, Like you 586 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 5: don't get in the driver's seat to not drive somewhere, 587 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 5: am I Right? 588 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 589 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 8: So this person doesn't move, so I honk, I like 590 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 8: slam on the horn, and you can see this like 591 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 8: jolt in that person where they're just like, oh well, 592 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 8: and it's just like I just I just want to 593 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 8: like put my car in park, and I just want 594 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 8: to like run up to their car and I would 595 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 8: just want to open their door, and I just want 596 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 8: to like just to have like a pipe in my 597 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 8: hand or something, and I just want to like. 598 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,560 Speaker 11: Just smash smash, smash, smash, smash, smash and I just 599 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 11: want to hit them. 600 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 5: I want to hit them so hard. Why are they 601 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 5: not moving? 602 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 3: I need to go. 603 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 5: I'm following the rules. They're not following the rules. Why 604 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 5: are they not following the rules? 605 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:32,000 Speaker 11: I won't break them, so the car okay, Once I honked, 606 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 11: they moved and they went and then I went. 607 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 5: But I mean, traffic's crazy. 608 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,959 Speaker 4: Gotta saying your road rage fever dream is not stand up. 609 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 4: But that's pretty funny. 610 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: Traffic's crazy? Would you just hit your elbow? 611 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 3: Oh man? 612 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 1: I love how when you honked they moved. It's like, dude, 613 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: just calm down and honk. It's all okay, traffic's crazy. 614 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: I think you need that's like, that's the line, that's 615 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: the cutchphrase. And then like you go into a whole 616 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: other rant and then just traffic's crazy. 617 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 5: What are you gonna do? 618 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Move into another big ast rant, 619 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: go nuts and traffic's crazy. 620 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 3: That's funny. 621 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,960 Speaker 4: Now you gotta hit us with your latest joke. 622 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 3: Man ship, all right, let me give. 623 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 2: It jokes laughing on your jokes. 624 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: Yeah see this was this was how long you've not 625 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: been on the show. 626 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 3: I haven't worked out jokes in a bit. 627 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,960 Speaker 4: Yeah the flapper, I'm aware you banned me. 628 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:07,560 Speaker 2: All right, hold on, yeah, well so we'll just wait, 629 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 2: We'll just have some waiting music. 630 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 4: I guess. 631 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 6: Johnny, Johnny, where the hell has Johnny been this whole time? 632 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 8: He's just sitting back there all silent. 633 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 2: Good god, what is your job? Don't pay him this week? 634 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:23,920 Speaker 2: Good god? 635 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 636 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 5: Wait, Johnny gets paid. We don't get paid. 637 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 4: A fair point. 638 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 5: I mean, this is the first time on the show. 639 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 5: That's why I'm asking this question. 640 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 1: Hey, when you when you you know, you're out at 641 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: the bar whatever, and it's like karaoke night. 642 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 5: Is this a joke? 643 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm working something down here. That's what is that? 644 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:43,960 Speaker 3: What you do not want? 645 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 4: You're at the bar? 646 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: This is a conversation. Okay, okay, So you're ever at 647 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: the bar and you know it's karaoke night. You're there 648 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: with your friends, and then one of your friends goes 649 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: up and sings with their whole chest that friends in 650 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,440 Speaker 1: low places Garth Brooks, and you can just tell it 651 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: means something different to them. You ever feel like maybe 652 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: you're that friend that's in a low place. 653 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 4: Eric is unimpressed. 654 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,479 Speaker 5: Nothing, No, this has hit me right between the eyes. 655 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 6: I mean, we talked about earlier on the show about 656 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 6: me be in the wild card, Like. 657 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 5: Is did these people see me as emotionally fragile? 658 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 4: You're just in a rough path of your life. There 659 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,480 Speaker 4: a guy, No big deal, no big deal. 660 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,560 Speaker 1: So like, there's never been like a social media website 661 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,000 Speaker 1: that I've been like hot on. You know, there's always 662 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 1: people better looking, or just people who are funnier, people 663 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 1: who've got better content or whatever. Like there's just people 664 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 1: with more right there. 665 00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. 666 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: There's a website that I'm crushing it on right now, LinkedIn. 667 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm always getting search looks. Oh constantly LinkedIn. 668 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 669 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just put your resume on there and the 670 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 1: people are constantly looking at my profile. 671 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 4: All right, you gotta work on that one. 672 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 2: You were gonna need to go to work on that one, 673 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 2: for sure. 674 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:24,720 Speaker 4: Here's the thing. 675 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: These are jokes, not worked on it at all. They're 676 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 1: literal ideas I wrote in the notes app, and you 677 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,040 Speaker 1: asked for it. Okay, this is what you got, listeners. 678 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,360 Speaker 4: Tell him to work on that one. Send it in 679 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 4: jo at provo dot. 680 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 1: I actually think Eric's joke was worked out a hell 681 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,800 Speaker 1: a lot better of mine work. 682 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 2: He's been working on that for weeks, so he's been 683 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 2: on every week for the past forty two weeks. He's 684 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 2: been working on one joke no one. No one tells 685 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 2: him when he's gonna bust it out. He busted it 686 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 2: out today and we are all honored to be in 687 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,080 Speaker 2: the presence of that joke. Eric. 688 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 1: Hey, let's go to an open mic this week and 689 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,160 Speaker 1: you do that joke. 690 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 4: One joke, walk off the stage. 691 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,359 Speaker 5: I can have eight beers before I go in there. 692 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,400 Speaker 1: You can have as many beers as you want. But 693 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 1: we're signing up for the mic and we're going and 694 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,840 Speaker 1: you will do that in front of probably three people, 695 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: but you'll do the joke and it'll be silent and 696 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,360 Speaker 1: it'll be painful, but you'll do it and it'll be awesome. 697 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,600 Speaker 5: Say the joke in front of two people, and that 698 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,319 Speaker 5: was tough enough. 699 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,960 Speaker 4: You know it's gonna happen. He's gonna go up open mic. 700 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,160 Speaker 4: He's gonna stand out there and be like traffic, Am 701 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:34,560 Speaker 4: I right? 702 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 5: But that's not walk off like if you just drop 703 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:40,959 Speaker 5: the mic. 704 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,680 Speaker 1: It is. It is like the way you like it 705 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,280 Speaker 1: was a whole presentation, like it was just the way 706 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: you you did it. If you just read it and 707 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: said it all right, but the way you like presented 708 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 1: it was it could work like but it would be 709 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,960 Speaker 1: funny to see you do it on stage in front audience, 710 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 1: to be funny. 711 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,200 Speaker 4: Traffic. Here's what I understand. 712 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 2: You lived in Atlanta for multiple years and you didn't 713 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 2: get angry about traffic until you moved back to home. 714 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 5: I feel but I will say this, like, yes, traffic. 715 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 8: Is crazier in Atlanta, Yes, but for inattentive drivers one 716 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 8: hundred percent, Omaha takes the cake. 717 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 5: There are more people on their phones and not watching 718 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 5: the road. 719 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 4: Multi yeah, you got to Google. 720 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 8: It was always it was always a joke in Georgia, 721 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,720 Speaker 8: like Georgia had a hands free law, like you couldn't 722 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 8: could not have your phone in your hand. 723 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 1: But I got that that was the thing. 724 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,319 Speaker 5: It was like it was a joke of like, well, 725 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 5: they're never going to pull you over for it. 726 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,719 Speaker 8: But at the same time, I feel like it did 727 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,600 Speaker 8: incentivize people enough that they weren't just like scrolling on 728 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 8: their phone every chance. 729 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:56,839 Speaker 5: I got. 730 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 4: That's true, that's fair, all right, I get it. 731 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: What are you gonna tell joke? 732 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 4: No, we did I'm not a comedian. I'm proud of 733 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 4: you guys. Look at you, guys. Go sign up. 734 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,600 Speaker 5: First time on the show. 735 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing open mic this week. 736 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,879 Speaker 4: There you love them, Mike, You guys, get after it. 737 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 3: You don't have anything. 738 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,719 Speaker 4: Women shopping? Oh, women be shopping. 739 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 3: That's not your. 740 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: Doesn't age well, I'll tell you that much. 741 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,839 Speaker 4: That joke did not age well. 742 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: Why do you say that. 743 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 4: That women shopping? 744 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,000 Speaker 3: They're always shopping. 745 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,040 Speaker 1: Can't stop a woman from shopping. 746 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,400 Speaker 5: Have you ever met a woman that's not shopping? 747 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:47,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, yeah, sometimes women don't be shopping. Just 748 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,120 Speaker 4: for the record, both throwing it out there. 749 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 3: I didn't know. 750 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 1: Kyle went woke. 751 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,400 Speaker 5: Yeah we are. 752 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 12: You know, sometimes you don't be shopping sometimes sometimes maybe 753 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,799 Speaker 12: money man, Oh no, sometimes they not see up. 754 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, you got it, you got it. 755 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 3: That's good. 756 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 4: It's all good. 757 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the show, guys, Thanks for having us. 758 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,080 Speaker 5: Thanks Kyle. 759 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 4: Whatever, Kyle's back, get out of here. I've never coming 760 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:18,680 Speaker 4: back again. 761 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:38,799 Speaker 3: We're calling Kyle. We're gonna see what's up. He's not 762 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,680 Speaker 3: gonna answer, is he. 763 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 5: It's his birthday. 764 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,200 Speaker 1: Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. 765 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 6: The person you're trying to reach is not available at 766 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 6: the tone. 767 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,600 Speaker 9: Please record your message. When you have finished recording, you 768 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,239 Speaker 9: may hang up. 769 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:02,279 Speaker 1: Hey Kyle, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Just curious at how 770 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: you're feeling about being as old as you are and 771 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,920 Speaker 1: not having lived your dream of being a Hooter's Fry cook. 772 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I know that was that was the dream 773 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,879 Speaker 1: that we all had, not just for you, for Eric 774 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,799 Speaker 1: as well. He's reconsidering. Just curious if that's something you're 775 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: interested in. I was gonna talk to some people about it. 776 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,880 Speaker 13: Yeah, well, it's gonna be pretty tough for how to 777 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 13: pursue the dream at this point, just with all the 778 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,839 Speaker 13: guilt in his. 779 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,040 Speaker 1: Heart from the giving me Crohn's disease. 780 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,239 Speaker 5: Absolutely, he should have moved that TV. 781 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,879 Speaker 13: It was unconsciousible that he forced you to move it 782 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,760 Speaker 13: multiple times. 783 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,840 Speaker 1: I haven't slept for years over this. So happy birthday, 784 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,920 Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Yeah, he's not gonna be happy about that. 785 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 5: No. 786 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,080 Speaker 13: No, it's always a little bit painful to be constructed 787 00:38:59,120 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 13: by the truth. 788 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,399 Speaker 1: Who doesn't answer their phone on their birthday? First of all, 789 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 1: because you probably have people calling you all over the place, 790 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,960 Speaker 1: right or is that old school? 791 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 6: Is it? 792 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:12,719 Speaker 5: No more? 793 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 4: Text? 794 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,399 Speaker 12: Now? 795 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,000 Speaker 13: I mean, I feel like you should be the one 796 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,960 Speaker 13: answering this, Like, are you do your folks call? 797 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, my parents calling them my birthday? 798 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 5: Yeah? 799 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,760 Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely so maybe maybe he was talking to your parents. 800 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,720 Speaker 1: Should we call that? 801 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,000 Speaker 5: Hey? 802 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,400 Speaker 4: Can you conference this in? 803 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,399 Speaker 5: Yeah? 804 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,600 Speaker 1: Hey, when you call Kyle, because he's got to take 805 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 1: your call, will you let him know we want to 806 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 1: talk to him. 807 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,320 Speaker 13: Who else you got on your family that calls? 808 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,480 Speaker 3: That's it, that's it. 809 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,800 Speaker 1: That's it. Wow, But you're getting a call. 810 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,160 Speaker 5: I mean, there's like eighty eighty people, a lot of 811 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,320 Speaker 5: family in your family. 812 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 1: I get a few Facebook messages and I'll get a 813 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 1: few texts here and there. You know, I love the 814 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,879 Speaker 1: uh all right, I don't. I don't love all of 815 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: the like your family. No, I love my family. I 816 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,640 Speaker 1: don't love like the feeling of need to have to 817 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,480 Speaker 1: tell somebody happy birthday on Facebook. You know, they give 818 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,239 Speaker 1: the alert and then you see the alert. Like I 819 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: tell me, if I didn't have Facebook, I probably wouldn't 820 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,400 Speaker 1: tell everybody happy birthdays. I wouldn't see him, right, And 821 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,520 Speaker 1: I'm not on that call list. I'm not calling him. 822 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,920 Speaker 1: So with that being said, I don't do it to everybody. 823 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,759 Speaker 1: I do say happy birthday to some and it's a 824 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,120 Speaker 1: lot of like how am I feeling in that moment, 825 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,520 Speaker 1: and not necessarily of the person itself. So you shouldn't 826 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,120 Speaker 1: if you're listening to this and you go, he doesn't 827 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,880 Speaker 1: saeppy birthday to me, don't take it personal. 828 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,600 Speaker 3: I might be having a bad day. 829 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 1: Like that's that's it. That's on me, right, that's well, 830 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:58,239 Speaker 1: partly on Kyle, mostly on Kyle. At this point, I 831 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:03,960 Speaker 1: can't believe he did take our call. I'm distraught. 832 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,479 Speaker 5: I can tell. 833 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,080 Speaker 6: I can tell, yeah, Ny, Johnny, do we have tissues 834 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:09,439 Speaker 6: in here? 835 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,120 Speaker 1: The picture right behind you, right behind the Spacoli and 836 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: Meg in the morning's coffee cup. 837 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,200 Speaker 3: Oh man, yeah, I got that's a collector's item. I 838 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,319 Speaker 3: know we should have him on the pod. 839 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,680 Speaker 5: Did you call him up? You know what? 840 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,239 Speaker 1: I bet he would answer. 841 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:31,400 Speaker 5: No. 842 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 6: That would be the true uh. You know the people 843 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,000 Speaker 6: that deserve birthday wishes? 844 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,920 Speaker 13: Yeah, people that will you know, answer random phone call 845 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,040 Speaker 13: you give you ten minutes on. 846 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 1: The poet and the people that would take your call, yeah, 847 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,319 Speaker 1: exactly one hundred percent. I believe Spoccoli would take my 848 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,880 Speaker 1: call right now if I called him, just saying and 849 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,240 Speaker 1: I would wish him happy birthday. It's not his birthday. 850 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,840 Speaker 1: In fact, I don't know when his birthday is, but 851 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,960 Speaker 1: I know it's not today because Facebook would have told 852 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,720 Speaker 1: me it was today. Okay, that's fact. 853 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,239 Speaker 3: So anyways, Happy. 854 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 13: Birthday, Kyle, Happy birthday, Kyle. 855 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,880 Speaker 1: I cheers to him, but he didn't answer the call. Ye, 856 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,960 Speaker 1: just I don't even I don't even know where to 857 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,560 Speaker 1: go from here. Is there like a legal process to 858 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,279 Speaker 1: take in this, to just have like a legal separation 859 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,279 Speaker 1: of brotherhood or does it just be like, dude, you 860 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,359 Speaker 1: should have taken my call. 861 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:26,960 Speaker 3: I don't. 862 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,120 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know where to go from here, 863 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: It's all I'm saying. 864 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 13: I mean, I don't think that you want to go 865 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,759 Speaker 13: to the legal route for the separation just because I mean, 866 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,719 Speaker 13: Kyle's family. 867 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,400 Speaker 5: Is really really cool. 868 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,160 Speaker 1: I'm in his family. 869 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,760 Speaker 13: Yeah, he's got some great You got some great nieces 870 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,239 Speaker 13: and nephews. They are you know, your sister in law, 871 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,880 Speaker 13: great people. You're right, don't take it out on that. 872 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,080 Speaker 1: His nieces and nephews are my kids. I know he's 873 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,000 Speaker 1: got great family. 874 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,920 Speaker 5: I mean, they're the family that you moved from. You know, 875 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,600 Speaker 5: his previous address with no help from Kyle. 876 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,360 Speaker 1: I did do that. I have a hiss three of 877 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: moving his ship, just saying he's got cool shit. I'm 878 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 1: just saying I moved it all right. Well now, now 879 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,960 Speaker 1: now that I'm down in the dumps about Kyle, this 880 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,680 Speaker 1: is so. This is embarrassing that my own brother didn't 881 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:19,160 Speaker 1: answer my call on his birthday. No, this is on 882 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,040 Speaker 1: me at the end of the day. This is embarrassing. 883 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,399 Speaker 1: People are gonna make oh, your brother doesn't even like you. 884 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,760 Speaker 1: That might be true. Now this is your funeral.