Speaker 1: Oh, hello, and welcome to a very special Thanksgiving episode
Speaker 1: of hashtag Storytime. I'm your host, Will Giblet Gravy McFadden. Now,
Speaker 1: we have been working hard banging out season four, but
Speaker 1: in the meantime I wanted to give you a little
Speaker 1: taste to satiate your story Time thirst. I figured all
Speaker 1: you Fable babies are going to be traveling to and
Speaker 1: fro and could use some fresh content to entertain you
Speaker 1: on your road trip, or to lull you to sleep
Speaker 1: before take off, or to blast in your headphones to
Speaker 1: drown out the conspiratorial rantings of your shitty uncle. You know,
Speaker 1: use it as you see fit. Speaking of family, this episode,
Speaker 1: I am joined by the official Fable fam my good
Speaker 1: friends Jason Daniella and Jordan's. Now, we did a deep
Speaker 1: dive on one of our favorite subreddits A I t A,
Speaker 1: which is am I the Asshole And this is a
Speaker 1: place where people post their controversial stories of strife and
Speaker 1: let the Internet decide if they are the asshole in
Speaker 1: that situation or not. Well, let me tell you we
Speaker 1: found some Thanksgiving gems and play judge jury and assecutioner.
Speaker 1: What's up, Fable Babies and Happy Thanksgiving? We're doing something different.
Speaker 1: We're experimenting, we're trying new things. I'm joined by my
Speaker 1: fantastic fable Fact faculty, my my crew of producers, Jason,
Speaker 1: Jordan's and Daniella. Thank you all for being here and
Speaker 1: for making this show happen. Like such idiots on video calls,
Speaker 1: I realized, Just so you all know, they're all waving
Speaker 1: at the podcast. Obviously they're new to this whole media.
Speaker 1: Um are you Are you guys excited for Thanksgiving? Do
Speaker 1: you do you have any big plans? Hell? Yes, um,
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna go see my grandma, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be like a Puerto Rican Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: lots of yellow rice and Grandma in in Miami, or Orlando, Orlando. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very Florida Thanksgiving. Yes, excited? Jordan, What are you doing
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving? Um? I'm probably just gonna, you know, order
Speaker 1: some pizza and watch Netflix and not have to stress
Speaker 1: about family drama. I'm not going home for Thanksgiving with luck.
Speaker 1: I had enough of my friends, right, I had enough
Speaker 1: of my family for two years. Last year when they
Speaker 1: dragged me to the yurt. If you all recall, I
Speaker 1: remember that you were in a year yes, Giving, it
Speaker 1: was giving yurt. It was not it was not an
Speaker 1: enjoyable experience. So I'm going to abstain from the Thanksgiving celebrations. However,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat like a to fur ky or
Speaker 1: whatever the vegans eat. You know, call today. Also, you're
Speaker 1: you're from upstate New York, where it's like there's like
Speaker 1: five ft of snow about to be dumped on it
Speaker 1: this weekend allegedly. Yeah, so I'm feeling real good about
Speaker 1: my choice to move across the country today, Like you're
Speaker 1: just upstain, You're like Thanksgiving, I'm just gonna ubstain. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna pass. I'm gonna pass on it. I think
Speaker 1: more people should abstain from Thanksgiving. Hot Takebain. You're really
Speaker 1: deserving after your your experience, though, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: you get three Thanksgiving passes because of that. I think
Speaker 1: we'll need a separate episode story time of Thanksgiving in
Speaker 1: your Yeah, really, Debree, Jason, what do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Well, I'm excited to
Speaker 1: see my family. I'm not excited for how cold it's
Speaker 1: going to be. I'm I'm going from Los angele ust
Speaker 1: to Minneapolis. Minnesota and there will be a lot of snow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's just gonna be survival mode when I
Speaker 1: get there, bundle up, put a lot of layers on
Speaker 1: my eleven month old baby, and just hope we through
Speaker 1: the winter. This is baby's first thanks She's going to
Speaker 1: have her first turkey mashed potato. Stephanie Mary's Are you
Speaker 1: going to dress her? Pure her in a cornucopia? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I want. She will be in a cornucopia
Speaker 1: dressed as a turkey. But she's not going to be served.
Speaker 1: She's going to be serving. That's right, serving elutely. Cut
Speaker 1: the camera. Hopefully there'll there'll be a picture in the
Speaker 1: description of this hopefully. Alright. Great. So the plan today
Speaker 1: is we have scoured one of our favorite sub breddits,
Speaker 1: am I the Asshole, and we've all found some fantastic
Speaker 1: stories h um Thanksgiving, and we're going to share them
Speaker 1: with you, and then we're also going to judge these
Speaker 1: people and vote whether they are assholes or not. If
Speaker 1: you haven't been on I am I the Asshole. It's
Speaker 1: a great subreddit. It's you know, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: place for it's a catharsis for frustrated moral philosophers, you know,
Speaker 1: in a place to finally find out if you were
Speaker 1: wrong in that argument that's been bothering you for years
Speaker 1: and years and years. So it's a safe space to
Speaker 1: call people assholes, which I appreciate. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and go first. I've got a great, a great
Speaker 1: story um. It's posted by user breath havics briath. I
Speaker 1: think it's pronounced breathe vix um and they said, I,
Speaker 1: twenty year old male, am currently pretty much estranged from
Speaker 1: my family. Lucky. I have a younger sister, seven female,
Speaker 1: named Tori. When one of my friends, Brendan, twenty year
Speaker 1: old man, started dating Tori, I hated it for but
Speaker 1: eventually I gained a best friend and they got married
Speaker 1: and I was the best man. Brendan is now like
Speaker 1: my brother. We are that close. In Tori left Brendan
Speaker 1: for another guy, reality TV type shit. My parents were
Speaker 1: incredibly upset, as was I. My sister moved in with
Speaker 1: the guy immediately. My parents knew I was pissed, but
Speaker 1: had to quote unquote support their daughter. Let's take a
Speaker 1: moment there and unpack that first paragraph thoughts. Tori's a thought,
Speaker 1: I don't trust people named Brendan. Yeah, okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: do feel bad for Brendan who found a friend in
Speaker 1: his brother in law, but I will let Tori follow
Speaker 1: her hard. Here's where I'm getting kind of triggered. Is
Speaker 1: this guy chows chose the he made best friends with
Speaker 1: the new guy, you know, and he's choosing him over
Speaker 1: his sister. Yeah, also be friends reality star. Now, don't
Speaker 1: be shy. It's just he's he seems like a dude
Speaker 1: who's like bros before hose, you know, bros before hose.
Speaker 1: Even if that hose my sister just soonn say bros
Speaker 1: before Yeah, dude, what about family first? I need like,
Speaker 1: what about? Because I think I got it twisted. So
Speaker 1: Anne's sister got a new boyfriend. Quick recap. Okay, the poster.
Speaker 1: Let's call him Derek, uh Derek. His sister Tory got
Speaker 1: married to a guy named Brendan. Derek fell in love
Speaker 1: with Brendan Broman Scalore loved each other. That were besties.
Speaker 1: Then sister Tori cheated, possibly cheated, I'm going to assume
Speaker 1: cheated on. Brendon got a new guy, left Brendan for
Speaker 1: another guy, and then Derek was really upset with his sister,
Speaker 1: super piste, and then he said, my parents knew I
Speaker 1: was super pissed, but I had to support their daughter.
Speaker 1: So he's even referred ring to his own sister as
Speaker 1: their daughter. Weird. Al right, So that's where we're that's
Speaker 1: where we're at, that's the that's what Derek's bringing. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move on. When Tory's second wedding happened, I didn't go.
Speaker 1: Me and my dad had it out over it. My
Speaker 1: mother tried playing peacekeeper for the family. My parents then
Speaker 1: started giving me the silent treatment. When holiday season came around,
Speaker 1: it was the height of COVID. My parents said that
Speaker 1: I should just do my own thing this year because
Speaker 1: with me going out a lot, they didn't want me
Speaker 1: spreading diseases. My exact response was, if you're worried about
Speaker 1: catching diseases from other people, shouldn't you be more worried
Speaker 1: about Tory. I mean, she's the one who likes to
Speaker 1: sleep around. Me and my dad had another fight, especially
Speaker 1: due to this family over everything. Mantra Okay, speechless. So
Speaker 1: I think this Derek that is his name. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why I made up that's his fake name. Twisted individual.
Speaker 1: I think insinuating that his sister would give his parents
Speaker 1: and STD is ludicrous, disgusting, insane, and petty. He also,
Speaker 1: to me, from this, sounds like he's kind of like
Speaker 1: an anti masker, anti vaxer, because he's kind of like
Speaker 1: his parents are like, it's maybe don't come to Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: because you seem to be going out all the time
Speaker 1: and doing whatever you want. He's like, Oh, you're going
Speaker 1: to get a disease from Tori because she's a whore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not cool. Call me ludicrous, but I feel like he
Speaker 1: something's weird with him and Tori, Like maybe he's got
Speaker 1: some jealous yeah. And also yeah, I feel like he
Speaker 1: has no friends and he's still friends with Brendan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he feels like monster energy drink as a person. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm getting from his vibe. Okay, so here's my thoughts.
Speaker 1: I have conflicting views. First of all, I agree that
Speaker 1: when you have someone that you're dating and you introduced
Speaker 1: them to your family, they are obviously going to form
Speaker 1: some sort of connection. So I recognize why he would
Speaker 1: feel disappointed and her and like maybe even still want
Speaker 1: to maintain some sort of relationship or friendship with her
Speaker 1: ex husband. Whatever the situation is. The thing that is
Speaker 1: messy is like to not show up to her wedding.
Speaker 1: That's just like I think uncalled for. I think that
Speaker 1: it wasn't drama enough for you to have to not
Speaker 1: go to her wedding. And then yeah, the whole Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: situation and like the comments about his sister giving and
Speaker 1: STD is very different than a viral illness. You can
Speaker 1: dead too. You have to go an extra mile to
Speaker 1: try to contract an STD or potentially contract ST. You
Speaker 1: could just get COVID from being in the same space.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I'm not even remotely comparable. Like You're
Speaker 1: not going to get chlamydia at Thanksgiving dinner from you know,
Speaker 1: from your daughter sitting across the table. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: let let me get hit you with this next paragraph,
Speaker 1: so he says. Uh. Derek says, I, I hardly spoke
Speaker 1: to my family. My parents would send me text like
Speaker 1: when you are ready to apologize, will be here, type shit.
Speaker 1: I responded with a Bible verse about adultery and how
Speaker 1: they support it. I was berated again, and we hardly
Speaker 1: spoke until October one last year. I was told we
Speaker 1: were doing Thanksgiving a Tori's place, and if I wanted
Speaker 1: to come, I needed to apologize to Tory and her husband.
Speaker 1: I laughed and ended up going to Brendan's families. When
Speaker 1: Brendan's mom's posted me with her family on FB and
Speaker 1: tagged me with a quote about family being those you choose.
Speaker 1: I never told her to post it, but my mom
Speaker 1: saw it and went ape ship asking for me to
Speaker 1: come over and talk. Even commenting on the post, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna throw out there anybody who responds with a
Speaker 1: Bible Verse to anything, I don't trust him. I think,
Speaker 1: um with the whole Bible Verse thing and this budding
Speaker 1: bromance with Brendon, like it sounds like Derek and Brendon
Speaker 1: need to buy like a like a van and start
Speaker 1: like an Instagram page for like van life, because that's
Speaker 1: really what I'm getting from these guys. They just yeah,
Speaker 1: bro van life. No one has to bother them. They can,
Speaker 1: you know, send Bible verses to people and just yeah,
Speaker 1: be friends forever. And also Brandon Brendan's mother sounds like
Speaker 1: also a loser, um one who uses Facebook? You're chooky?
Speaker 1: Um No, that's a mom's platform. You but you don't
Speaker 1: mean what she's supposed to be. She is, I'll leave
Speaker 1: her alone. But she really said pick or it didn't happen, Like,
Speaker 1: did you really not have that many people at Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: that you really stretched to bring this man over? Just weird.
Speaker 1: It feels a little targeted. It's definitely a post that's
Speaker 1: like because she probably only has about thirty five people
Speaker 1: who follow her, you know, and look, one of which
Speaker 1: is probably this guy's mom. And she was like, families
Speaker 1: who you choose? Look how happy we are, Look at
Speaker 1: our Look at all these pies. Yeah. Why also poor Tory, Yeah,
Speaker 1: poor Tori in the middle of this, just following her heart.
Speaker 1: You know, she may have she may have fallen out
Speaker 1: of love with Brendan. Maybe Brendan was a piece of ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he's hanging out with Derek, that's exactly what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say. Your vibe at tracks your tribe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Last paragraph here she says, he says, So
Speaker 1: this year, my plan is to go to Brendan's family again.
Speaker 1: My mom called and said she wanted to host this year.
Speaker 1: I asked if Tory and her husband would be there.
Speaker 1: She said, of course, they are their family I said, so,
Speaker 1: so was Brendan. But I saw how you treated him
Speaker 1: and me, so no, thank you. Yesterday my dad called
Speaker 1: and said Mom is distraught and has been for years.
Speaker 1: She wants us to get along and I need to
Speaker 1: do the right thing. I said, I'll come if my
Speaker 1: sister isn't invited. He said that he wouldn't do that
Speaker 1: to the family. I said, he did that for me,
Speaker 1: to me for two years. He claimed I did it
Speaker 1: to myself. My mom is now saying that it was
Speaker 1: my dad that has been a hardass about this the
Speaker 1: whole time. I said she should have divorced him then,
Speaker 1: because I'm not putting up with his ship anymore. Either
Speaker 1: my sister isn't invited or I don't come. Um, period,
Speaker 1: this guy's a baby. I need to take a walk.
Speaker 1: Um it's gone too far. If the mom's distraught, I'm sick.
Speaker 1: And it really does sound like Derek and Brandon those
Speaker 1: are the names right throughout this whole episode. We're just
Speaker 1: like switching names for them. It's like, and Frederick and
Speaker 1: John need to just but they really do seem to
Speaker 1: be life partners at this point, like they really, I mean,
Speaker 1: clearly they're writing so hard for each other. I'm with Jason.
Speaker 1: I think that they should buy a little cottage and Vermont,
Speaker 1: maybe Washington or Oregons live off the lane and they
Speaker 1: don't have to interact with society. They can just forget
Speaker 1: about their parents and like yeah, yeah, whatever you want,
Speaker 1: because clearly they're just such a servants to the people
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, it would be like a it would
Speaker 1: be like a patriarchy village. They want to just like
Speaker 1: control Tory, but they can try to do that from
Speaker 1: afar where they're not hurting anyone but each other and
Speaker 1: they're just like every night there's like, what do you
Speaker 1: think Tory's up to? Um? Probably a whole Yeah, giving
Speaker 1: my family clamidia, the fact that he's coming in at
Speaker 1: the end and being like you know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to break up my parents marriage over this, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: why do you bring papa into this and say divorce
Speaker 1: his as he has Alzheimer's, Like leave him out of this.
Speaker 1: I also don't like that Brendan Brandon was shocked when
Speaker 1: he's like is Tory coming? Like, babe, you have family
Speaker 1: at three? Like yeah, she's coming, Like wait, that was Derek.
Speaker 1: That was Derek, Yes, exactly, Derek Brendan. I don't like that, Derek,
Speaker 1: they're the same broad and chat. I didn't like that
Speaker 1: he was so confused that obviously toris coming like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a van, stay there. He's given ultimatums. You know,
Speaker 1: he's he's the one who's saying it's it's pick, it's
Speaker 1: either me or her, and it's thrown out Bible versus
Speaker 1: saying divorced dad. Like, this guy has no compromise. This
Speaker 1: guy is just it's his way or the highway. And uh,
Speaker 1: I think I don't even know if we need to vote,
Speaker 1: but let's go ahead and vote. Who do we think Derek,
Speaker 1: the original poster here is an asshole? Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: kind of get what he's saying. I'm kidding, asshole, asshole.
Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty clear resounding this guy is
Speaker 1: an asshole. Yeah, alright, great, I'm glad we are glad
Speaker 1: we established that this guy, he's like an A lister asshole.
Speaker 1: Let's top tier, self righteous, super self righteous asshole. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, I think the family should divorce freaking Derek.
Speaker 1: They should be like, you know what, you go live
Speaker 1: with Brendan's family and the year, like we're done with you.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. What he's reminding me of, he's throwing
Speaker 1: out Bible verses. He's reminded me of a little Bible
Speaker 1: story I know where um, God told Abraham to kill
Speaker 1: his son and then he was going to do it,
Speaker 1: and God was like, I just wanted to see if
Speaker 1: you would do it, and it was like, come on,
Speaker 1: God's why would you do that? I can't believe you
Speaker 1: were about to do it? Abraham. It's hardcore, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's your Bible. Also, how about the Bible verse of like,
Speaker 1: don't call your sister a horror. There's what's actually in
Speaker 1: the Bible. I bet you it's like you should call
Speaker 1: your sister a horror Luke seventeen, where it says all
Speaker 1: sisters are all right, let's move on, Jordan, You've got
Speaker 1: a story to share, right, Yeah, I sure do. So
Speaker 1: this is another Ami the asshole, and he's asking if
Speaker 1: he's the asshole for telling his wife that she can
Speaker 1: stay home this Thanksgiving. So my wife is a grade
Speaker 1: A picky eater, a plus picky eater. Actually, so Emahasis
Speaker 1: the worm. It's it's bothersome to a certain degree, but
Speaker 1: on holidays, basically the ship show begins. She'd refused to
Speaker 1: eat certain meals and Mom would take it personally, which
Speaker 1: results in a series of arguments between them. As a compromise,
Speaker 1: this year, my wife offered to bring her own food
Speaker 1: to Thanksgiving dinner. I was stunned. I asked if she
Speaker 1: thought this through, and it's would be weird for her
Speaker 1: to bring her own food, especially when she wouldn't be
Speaker 1: sharing it with anybody else, and told her to think
Speaker 1: about how Mom will react. She'd get very offended and upset.
Speaker 1: My wife said that that's not her problem and that
Speaker 1: she was just trying to make it work by bringing
Speaker 1: her own meal. I told her again that Mom might
Speaker 1: not like. Mom might not like nor even allow this.
Speaker 1: She blew up at me, asking me if I wanted
Speaker 1: her to either eat food she doesn't like or to
Speaker 1: go hungry. I suggested she just gives my mom's food
Speaker 1: a chance, but she said it wasn't about my mom's cooking,
Speaker 1: she just does not like certain foods. We had an argument,
Speaker 1: and I ended up telling her she could stay home
Speaker 1: this Thanksgiving and have whatever meal she likes. She got
Speaker 1: quiet and then lashed out, calling me insensitive and negative
Speaker 1: to say this to her. I repeatedly asked her to
Speaker 1: calm down, but she couldn't stop ranting about how I
Speaker 1: was basically willing to exclude her from a major event.
Speaker 1: She started cold shouldering me about it, while at the
Speaker 1: same time guilting me, saying I'm treating her poorly. After
Speaker 1: she offered the quote perfect compromise. So is he the asshole?
Speaker 1: I'll start First of all, it sounds like your mom
Speaker 1: was cooking is trash because she can say it's not
Speaker 1: like she can say it's not about the cooking all
Speaker 1: she wants, but realistically it's a nicer, more respectful thing
Speaker 1: to do. Oh No, I just don't like the green
Speaker 1: bean cast role. I don't like anyone's screaming no, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: So I think it probably is a little bit about
Speaker 1: the mom's cooking. And second of all, what about all
Speaker 1: the people who are like gluten free vegetarian like myself?
Speaker 1: Last year, I brought like fake chicken patties from Walmart
Speaker 1: and just pop that between two slices of bread, called
Speaker 1: that my Thanksgiving dinner. Like, it's not a disrespectful thing.
Speaker 1: You just have to adapt to what your diet needs.
Speaker 1: So I think he's being dramatic. I think his mom
Speaker 1: needs to relax and also sign up for masterclass and
Speaker 1: take a cooking lesson because the green bean cast role
Speaker 1: needs to be and that's my that's my degree. I'll
Speaker 1: just say I wanted to throw in that. Um, this
Speaker 1: is kind of reminding me of Love is Blind season
Speaker 1: three a little bit um without giving any spoilers, there's
Speaker 1: there's a couple Cole and Zeneb and um. The moral
Speaker 1: of the story, you know, for both with me is like,
Speaker 1: you're not both assholes, you're both just wrong for each
Speaker 1: other and so probably acting like assholes because both of
Speaker 1: these people in this story came off like children to me.
Speaker 1: I think it's really sussed when anyone refers to their
Speaker 1: parents to someone else's like mom and dad. This guy
Speaker 1: just kept being like a mom this and mom that.
Speaker 1: It's like that's your mother, that's not my mother, So
Speaker 1: don't just say mom without my Um, that's like what
Speaker 1: weird rich people do. And then just like psychos do,
Speaker 1: they're just like mom and dad. Um. So I think
Speaker 1: that was suss. But I also think she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring my own food to Thanksgiving is just a
Speaker 1: little bit weird to me when you are the when
Speaker 1: you're the guest, if you're a part of the family,
Speaker 1: like and someone is definitely not taking your dietary restrictions
Speaker 1: into account of course, like bring your own meal. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like she doesn't like this food and this
Speaker 1: kind of food, and so to me, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you're being very showy by bringing your own food. Um,
Speaker 1: if it's just a preference, like just put food on
Speaker 1: your plate and don't eat it, like move it around.
Speaker 1: I've been doing that for thirty five years. I hate
Speaker 1: eating at people's houses. It's disgusting, but I do it
Speaker 1: and I've never been called on it. So we need
Speaker 1: to unpack that. I hate eating at other people's home,
Speaker 1: so I think other people's homes are disgusting and I
Speaker 1: don't like the food that they make. No matter what.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, don't invite me to your home. Invite
Speaker 1: me to a third party location, like let's go to
Speaker 1: Food Rockers, let's go to Red Robin. I'm with you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. We might have to do it. And am
Speaker 1: I the asshole about Jason? Yeah? Also, like my fat
Speaker 1: ass will eat anything, so that's wrong. I'm all about
Speaker 1: going over will of this one. Yeah, I don't care
Speaker 1: if they baked it with their big toe. I mean
Speaker 1: I would, but if they didn't tell me, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be like m taste like hanging out, you know,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't know. I just like I would already
Speaker 1: have eaten really quick detour. Like someone, as a wedding
Speaker 1: gift to my wife and me invited us over to
Speaker 1: dinner at their house. And I was like, that's the
Speaker 1: worst gift ever. They were like, we want to have
Speaker 1: you over for a gift. Car. Are they a Michelin
Speaker 1: star chef? No? Are they broke food? No? The food
Speaker 1: sucks and they have money. So anyway, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are they going to listen to this? And I don't
Speaker 1: think so, but I hope so if you're listening, I
Speaker 1: did this for comedy. Sorry not sorry, Um, I'm with Jason.
Speaker 1: I don't like to eat out other people's houses either,
Speaker 1: because anytime I'm like eating off their plate, it's like
Speaker 1: you have rag goose stuck to your chupper wear. Like
Speaker 1: this tastes like dishwater, like you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining the food that you had on this
Speaker 1: plate prior to me. Eating it, so it just makes
Speaker 1: me anxious. I prefer a restaurant. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who you guys friends are.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're friends with Rip van Winkle, but
Speaker 1: like my friends, who are these who are these ragamuffins
Speaker 1: making dinner? Yeah? What do you? Who are you guys eating?
Speaker 1: Who's your friends? You guy? Charlie the chimney sweep, who's fresh?
Speaker 1: Ba ja'son got invited by Rumpel still skinned to have
Speaker 1: an entree and hasn't recovered since. Like, god, damn it.
Speaker 1: My friends used soap, So maybe we're different. What's your take?
Speaker 1: What do you think about? I'm sorry we don't use
Speaker 1: ribbed ven Winkle as a reference enough. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to bring it back to the guy who fell asleep
Speaker 1: for a hundred years. Yeah, his beard is serving musty um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely not wearing like a net. He's not he's
Speaker 1: not wearing a hairnet. Yeah, like that Jordan that he
Speaker 1: was a Jordan's lunch monitor, and that's why she's still
Speaker 1: shaking up. It's sure every time you walk past my table,
Speaker 1: to beard just dragged across my place. Oh my um Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the story again? Um, we've we've gone so far
Speaker 1: we have strayed a path. Um. I it's definitely weird
Speaker 1: to bring your own food, but I agree with what
Speaker 1: Jason said. Just grab a piece of garlic bread. And
Speaker 1: what is she so picky about? Like there's veggies, their starch,
Speaker 1: and there's me, Like, I don't know, figure it out,
Speaker 1: eat the dog's food, like I don't know, pretend um
Speaker 1: eat a piece of jam. I feel like she could
Speaker 1: fake it if so maybe be like, hey, babe, can
Speaker 1: you bring me like a little air fried patty and
Speaker 1: like you do it because I don't want to look rude,
Speaker 1: like making, you know, an artichoke dip or something like
Speaker 1: make that on him and like he knows that he
Speaker 1: married like a chucky cheese eater. So like I feel
Speaker 1: like the mom is also being really old school, like
Speaker 1: she can't make a little like side of nuggets in
Speaker 1: the shape of a turkey. Like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think they're good. Yeah, I think these people are good
Speaker 1: candidate for a TLC show I just discovered called I'm
Speaker 1: Dating a Mom's Boy, so twisted show. But it's usually
Speaker 1: like a girlfriend or a wife and a mother just
Speaker 1: like facing off. And this is definitely that this sounds
Speaker 1: like the most TLC show of all time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would you. You all offered some good solutions that I
Speaker 1: didn't think about. She could pregame before Thanksgiving dinner, have
Speaker 1: her little whatever she made beforehand, and then just like
Speaker 1: you were saying, stirred the little food around. Or you
Speaker 1: could try to frame it as like something kind you're doing,
Speaker 1: like bring one dish, maybe pre game a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then cook yourself one dish and look, I brought
Speaker 1: this for everybody, and then like just take a giant
Speaker 1: heap right at the beginning, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's definitely ways. The thing that I'm interested in knowing
Speaker 1: is how long they've been together, Like is this year
Speaker 1: twenty nine of eating mimas like cranberry sauce or what like.
Speaker 1: If this is only a few years in, then you
Speaker 1: have to suck it. If you're on your like five,
Speaker 1: I get it, like I'm going to Denny's afterwards. So
Speaker 1: it kind of is There's a lot of context required
Speaker 1: for me. And also the thing that gets me is
Speaker 1: if this person had allergies or if they had dietary
Speaker 1: restrictions like those are valid reasons to be like I
Speaker 1: can't eat any of this, like I have Celiac or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then to be like, I will bring something that
Speaker 1: works for me. Great, that's there's the compromise. But like
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving meal, there's so much variety, there's so many
Speaker 1: different types of food. To to be like I hate
Speaker 1: all of this is like you're a prick. Like you know,
Speaker 1: when you're at that level of a picky eater where
Speaker 1: you're like I only eat noodles with butter, it's like
Speaker 1: I can't be around you, Like I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: date you know, I can't, Like how do we live life?
Speaker 1: If you're like everywhere we go, you're gonna go on vacation,
Speaker 1: go to grease and be like I'll just have a
Speaker 1: chicken nugget or two, It's like I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1: So I think this guy is kind of the asshole
Speaker 1: just for marrying somebody who is such a peak a
Speaker 1: picky eater and like committing to this life. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I'm in this guy's
Speaker 1: an asshole. Before we there is an update. By the way,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get everyone's thoughts first, but there's an update,
Speaker 1: so it says update. So my wife has decided to
Speaker 1: go spend Thanksgiving with her family, who, by the way
Speaker 1: hours away, so this means unnecessary travel expenses instead and
Speaker 1: basically ditched me for a whole week. Y'all happy? Now?
Speaker 1: That's so. That does make me think, and that does
Speaker 1: make me think it is a little bit of the
Speaker 1: mom's cooking because if she can go, or maybe she
Speaker 1: can just go to her own families and just like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat my yeah, I'm gonna eat my
Speaker 1: noodles with better or maybe her parents are also as
Speaker 1: equally as picky as her and they're like happy Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: like here's your here's your like dino nuggets. It is
Speaker 1: to me sounding like it's, uh, it's like your mom's
Speaker 1: cooking situation, because I just don't believe in adult picky
Speaker 1: eaters as as um as this is describing. I think
Speaker 1: there are some, but to me, I think most adults
Speaker 1: claim to be picky eaters to avoid having to eat
Speaker 1: someone's cooking. And maybe this is the type of guy
Speaker 1: who's like, my mom's cooking is like restaurant quality, and
Speaker 1: it's like she put like a dash of pepper on
Speaker 1: the turkey and called it today. So it's like she
Speaker 1: he could be the type of guy who would be
Speaker 1: offended by someone my mom's are. My parents are the
Speaker 1: same way. Parents don't listen to this. My grandma on
Speaker 1: my dad's side, I cannot cook to save her life.
Speaker 1: She'd burn the kitchen down. And if my mom were
Speaker 1: to say that to my dad, he would like have
Speaker 1: to storm out of the house and like go to
Speaker 1: the lake and cry. So sometimes to avoid the drama,
Speaker 1: you just say, like your picky. So that's what it's
Speaker 1: giving to me. I think both of them are immature
Speaker 1: and therefore like a little bit of assholes. I don't
Speaker 1: know that there's a winner and a loser in this situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all assholes here, Wow, Jason, did you vote? They're
Speaker 1: both assholes? All right? Welcome back? All right, Daniella, you've
Speaker 1: got a story you want to share. I have a
Speaker 1: very good asshole or no asshole story. Let me know.
Speaker 1: Hen am I the asshole for making my Thanksgiving guests pay?
Speaker 1: And this guy goes, am I the asshole for making
Speaker 1: my thanks Giving guests pay for their own entrees. We
Speaker 1: live in Florida and my mother and Stepdad are driving
Speaker 1: down from Michigan to visit it. We have an idea
Speaker 1: to do lobster instead of a traditional turkey for the meal.
Speaker 1: The cost of lobster right, but the cost of lobster
Speaker 1: being quite high, we thought it would be great to
Speaker 1: have a bring your own lobster theme, meaning guests would
Speaker 1: prepay for their own live lobster that I will pick
Speaker 1: up on Thanksgiving Day. I will only pick up the
Speaker 1: amount of lobster that are prepaid. Pause. That doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving that. Yeah, this this also feels like the
Speaker 1: friend who's like, hey, let's all go on vacation together,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna pick a five star resort in the Maldives,
Speaker 1: and like I can afford it, Like, but you guys
Speaker 1: also got to go pay, Like can you guys? You
Speaker 1: guys can do that, right, Everybody cool with that? Cool? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm having a wedding, but I can't pay for it,
Speaker 1: and I would like everyone to pay to come to
Speaker 1: my wedding. That's what it sounds like too. So if
Speaker 1: he's already getting into the thick of it, why are
Speaker 1: you making this like a classy, bougie thing. It feels
Speaker 1: like no one wants this. Yeah, and also, are you
Speaker 1: gonna like, like, sorry, three out of the four of
Speaker 1: you paid for lobsters. I'm going to pick up the
Speaker 1: three lobsters and whoever the fourth person like, you're just
Speaker 1: not gonna I'll give you a craw dad or two
Speaker 1: you eat the dog? Yeah? What the hell? Um, all right,
Speaker 1: let me finish, he goes. My mom, who is more traditional,
Speaker 1: is quite frustrated that she will be traveling all the
Speaker 1: way to Florida and still has to pay for her
Speaker 1: own food. I'm with Mom. She said she would rather
Speaker 1: have turkey stuffing and green bean casserole. My wife's family, though,
Speaker 1: is very excited about the idea, but not my mom
Speaker 1: and stepdad. I'm concerned this is coming off more selfish
Speaker 1: and not the fun shellfish dinner I was hoping for.
Speaker 1: Oh I see what he did. More more selfish, not shellfish. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean here's the thing. You don't go. You don't
Speaker 1: throw a party at a club and get bottle service
Speaker 1: and invite all of your friends to your party and
Speaker 1: then be like, oh um, I'm gonna actually have to
Speaker 1: charge you per shot. I'm sorry, we're doing an insanely extravagant,
Speaker 1: expensive thing that I want to do, but I also
Speaker 1: know that it's out of my price range. So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna make it your problem. Come on, dude, asking
Speaker 1: your parents to chip in on anything feels weird, Like
Speaker 1: just that alone, be like, hey mom, can you venmo
Speaker 1: met Bucks? Like can you undo my my what is
Speaker 1: it called? Sections? Yeah? Like can you undo my C
Speaker 1: section scar? Like what are we talking about? Yeah? Also,
Speaker 1: lobster is not the Thanksgiving vibe or they're going to
Speaker 1: have to pay per butter dip? You know, Like how
Speaker 1: how tedious are we going to get here? Counterpoint though,
Speaker 1: I will Yeah, I want to just say this person
Speaker 1: didn't ask to be born, so their parents kind of
Speaker 1: brought them into this mess, and they feel like they
Speaker 1: should be able to charge their parents whatever they want.
Speaker 1: He didn't ask to be born. I actually say that
Speaker 1: all the time. I've always said that, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sitting around the Thanksgiving table with like cracking mallets and
Speaker 1: crackers and bibbs and just being like just flying butter
Speaker 1: shellfish everywhere. I mean, I that sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a weird theme. Don't bring up
Speaker 1: the theme if like, you're not catering it. And you know,
Speaker 1: regular Thanksgiving get a huge turk cut its limbs up
Speaker 1: and budget friendly and green bean casserole with Tori and Derek,
Speaker 1: they're they're doing a bit much. I feel or do
Speaker 1: like a fundraiser for your Thanksgiving meal, you know, like started, Yeah,
Speaker 1: crowd fund this lobster Thanksgiving meal. Yeah, we're just something
Speaker 1: to strive for. Be like, I want to have a
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving lobster meal in the next five years. I better
Speaker 1: find a job that can make this happen. Drive lift, dude,
Speaker 1: and this economy and this with inflation, lobster prices are
Speaker 1: through the roof. I think I'm gonna go ahead and say,
Speaker 1: I think this guy is also an asshole for for
Speaker 1: like proposing this this idea and then not having the
Speaker 1: means to follow to back it up. I agree, I'm
Speaker 1: in a second that broke asshole. I agree, definitely an asshole.
Speaker 1: No for sure, Um, I think, like, why first of all,
Speaker 1: are you picking crustation for Thanksgiving dinner. That's a little
Speaker 1: that's like a bizarre choice to begin with. That's like
Speaker 1: crustation like a New Year's thing. So like maybe like
Speaker 1: pushing them, see if you can save up by that,
Speaker 1: and yeah, like if you want to do it, then
Speaker 1: you need to be able to like pay for it
Speaker 1: in my opinion, if you're inviting people to your house
Speaker 1: to do that. So yeah, asshole for me as well.
Speaker 1: But it's poor mom is probably like I'm allergic to shellfish.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to see and she's taking a
Speaker 1: flight just to eat. Selfish with your selfish ass that's
Speaker 1: just bring an happy pen and bring your own meal, mema.
Speaker 1: Jeezma gon Cracker dentures after one shrimp like it's not
Speaker 1: a happy Thanksgiving. Its sounding like, yeah, that sounds rough,
Speaker 1: all right, last story, Jason, what do you guys? Take
Speaker 1: it home? So am I the asshole for bringing my
Speaker 1: significant other to my mom's Thanksgiving dinner despite knowing my
Speaker 1: mom doesn't like her? So here's the backstory. Um, in
Speaker 1: fifth or sixth grade, there was a girl named Sarah
Speaker 1: that made my life absolute hell, to the point where
Speaker 1: my mom would still use her as an example of
Speaker 1: the stereotypical personification of a spoiled child for years. Needless
Speaker 1: to say, my family hated her, and about five months ago,
Speaker 1: I moved back to my hometown because I wanted to
Speaker 1: live near my dad, who was getting pretty old, and
Speaker 1: I want to help him and my mom out. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a nice guy so far. Then, by coincidence,
Speaker 1: I ran into Sarah at an event and we started
Speaker 1: talking about school and other things. She's now a med
Speaker 1: school graduate and it's done pretty well for herself. She
Speaker 1: apologized for everything she turned her turned herself around. She apologized.
Speaker 1: We basically laughed at the dumb, cringe worthy middle school
Speaker 1: drama and we ended up spending a night together, and
Speaker 1: after some time I took her out on a proper
Speaker 1: date and it was amazing. Needless to say, I'm really
Speaker 1: happy into her. Can't say this name from my mom though,
Speaker 1: So wait one second. We spend the night together, and
Speaker 1: then after some time I took her out on a
Speaker 1: proper day. Yeah, the order of operations there feels a
Speaker 1: little off. Maybe I'm being old fashioned, but it you know,
Speaker 1: it's giving, Derek, Yeah, it's giving to me. It's giving
Speaker 1: quote unquote nice guy vibes of like, Hey, I just
Speaker 1: moved back because my dad's very old. Um, my dad's
Speaker 1: suffering from elderly and so I'm so good. You should
Speaker 1: definitely look up with me. Kind of giving that vibe
Speaker 1: and then I'll take you out to dinner after like
Speaker 1: maybe three or four nights of sometimes the heck, okay,
Speaker 1: let's give him a chance. So my mom has been
Speaker 1: calling her a snake and making snarky comments whenever I
Speaker 1: bring her up, saying that people don't change, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna double cross me eventually. I just have to wait
Speaker 1: and see. I got into an argument with my mom
Speaker 1: over this because no matter how much I tell her
Speaker 1: that I'm happy in this new relationship, she keeps doing
Speaker 1: this and it's starting to piss me off. Then one
Speaker 1: time I went out to dinner with my parents and
Speaker 1: my mom said I should be with one of my
Speaker 1: more attractive friends that I haven't given any other girls
Speaker 1: in my hometown a real chance because I'm hanging out
Speaker 1: with that snake Sarah. So I don't know what's out there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, just to pause for a second,
Speaker 1: Mom's kind of coming off a little harsh. Mom's kind
Speaker 1: of an asshole. Yeah, Mom is giving a hall. She
Speaker 1: said she'll double cross you eventually, Like, are you like
Speaker 1: an international spy? Like I feel like Mom's being dramatic,
Speaker 1: a little dramatic here. Yeah, double cross they were like
Speaker 1: a elementary school. God forbid. She stole an extra glue stick,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Sarah trying to get the codes
Speaker 1: to the nuclear devices that you like. Yeah, yeah, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like Sarah's misunderstood, like she was the line
Speaker 1: leader once and now everyone is making it seem like
Speaker 1: it was more than it was. Yes, Sarah goes by
Speaker 1: the name Alec Travellian from Double Oh seven Golden. I oh,
Speaker 1: just double crossing all over the place, right, That was good? Um,
Speaker 1: now let's close it out. Then, yesterday Thanksgiving, I invited
Speaker 1: Sarah to join us, as my sister also invited to
Speaker 1: her fiance as well. My mom was overall nasty and
Speaker 1: rude to her the whole time, and kept giving both
Speaker 1: me and her dirty looks and being mean in small ways.
Speaker 1: For example, my mom told her to sit in the
Speaker 1: back instead of pulling another chair up to the table,
Speaker 1: and she made snarky comments about how Sarah was dressed
Speaker 1: more than once. After a while, Sarah took me to
Speaker 1: the back of the house and asked me if we
Speaker 1: could leave, and I did. I said goodbye to everyone,
Speaker 1: and so did Sarah, including my mom. Mom called me
Speaker 1: afterwards and we argued about it. She blamed everything on
Speaker 1: Sarah like always, but genuinely, she hasn't done anything bad.
Speaker 1: And I told my mom she should apologize, and she
Speaker 1: said she won't. My mom is just being childish. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. I mean, I want to know what
Speaker 1: other mean things like her mom was like, we're out
Speaker 1: of chairs, go sit in the garage. I it's so
Speaker 1: weird to me that this grown ass woman, probably in
Speaker 1: at least her forties or fifties, like hates a child
Speaker 1: like she hates this Sarah as a little kid. She's like,
Speaker 1: that's six year old Sarah. We hate her this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she Sarah must have done something that really really triggered
Speaker 1: this mom when she was in her youth that she
Speaker 1: was like forever like I hate this, I hate this kid.
Speaker 1: She's a snake. It would be great if the guy
Speaker 1: who wrote is actually doesn't know how much of a
Speaker 1: snake Sarah actually is. And the whole time, Sarah was
Speaker 1: walking up to the mom just being like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna steal your son, you piece of ship, And then
Speaker 1: when the guy would turn around, she was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, your mom's being so mean to me.
Speaker 1: Then I'm also still team Sarah because totally it's also
Speaker 1: kind of giving, like mom obsessed with her son, like
Speaker 1: doesn't want anyone to steal what's that? What's that? One? Uh?
Speaker 1: Scientists that this whole thing is about, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Yeah? Whoever, Yeah, it sounds like the
Speaker 1: mom is like a little obsessed with the son, and
Speaker 1: it's like, you're gonna take my child away from me
Speaker 1: if you've been hating on her since she was like
Speaker 1: seven years old, Like you're a little off, you're a
Speaker 1: little bizarre for that. And she didn't really give him
Speaker 1: any specific reasons. She just was like she's a snake.
Speaker 1: She's gonna double crops, Like she's gonna steal your lunch money.
Speaker 1: She's gonna like, I don't know, Polly put gum in
Speaker 1: your hair on the back of the bus, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know. She's hypothesizing. The other thing is if you
Speaker 1: have a child, when you birth them, you have to
Speaker 1: understand one day they're going to grow up, they're going
Speaker 1: to fall in up with somebody, and they're gonna want
Speaker 1: to get married, and you, as the parent, need to
Speaker 1: know that. You're going to make the effort to try
Speaker 1: to support your child and they're dating whatever, So it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like she's even giving her like the opportunity.
Speaker 1: It sounds like every chance she's getting, she's making the
Speaker 1: relationships our and then aren't gat question are they married
Speaker 1: or they're dating right now? Just dating? So in the
Speaker 1: in the case that they end up getting married, now
Speaker 1: Mom's made it super awkward for life because you've like
Speaker 1: pickpick pick pick pick pick before they're married, and now
Speaker 1: the wife has bad blood except now their wives and
Speaker 1: or their husband and wife. So it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: now it's to be like there's prettier girls in town.
Speaker 1: You're the surface level Beyont. Yeah. Also, I'm really cr
Speaker 1: just what Sarah did, like and then you know the movie,
Speaker 1: um just go with it and they're say taking a Devlin,
Speaker 1: like I feel like that was it, but with Sarah,
Speaker 1: like it's been years and the guys like balding and
Speaker 1: she's like, Sarah, that's such a Sarah moved like that's
Speaker 1: from the mom. Yeah, I'm sure like Sarah came over
Speaker 1: one time and didn't take her shoes off when she
Speaker 1: came in the house, and that mom was like, you're
Speaker 1: dead to me, Sarah, You're done just saying, like, my
Speaker 1: mom even has people from high school or middle school
Speaker 1: that she doesn't like, and like if I'm ever with them,
Speaker 1: she'll be like, oh, like she's still weird. I bet,
Speaker 1: but she's not like you know, delete that boomerang of
Speaker 1: you two. She's disgusting. It's just like, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, not that die hard. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Wait do we didn't vote on this one yet, did we? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna vote and say they're not. He
Speaker 1: is not the asshole. He's just unless she really is
Speaker 1: a snake. She they have a great relationship, and mom's
Speaker 1: the asshole. That's my vote. So the question is is
Speaker 1: he the asshole for inviting his girlfriend even though his
Speaker 1: mom doesn't like her. Yeah, and she's own ass asshole,
Speaker 1: Like you're a corona As woman, So she's a g
Speaker 1: a a for me, a grown ass asshole. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I think that's all the time that we have. I
Speaker 1: think we learned a lot here today, and I hope
Speaker 1: everyone has a really great Thanksgiving and just just a reminder,
Speaker 1: you know, don't be an asshole Thanksgiving. It's not that hard.
Speaker 1: Like if you're if your son has a girlfriend like,
Speaker 1: just just deal with it, don't be don't be an
Speaker 1: assholt or what else did we learn? What other takeaways
Speaker 1: did we have? What we've learned this call is that
Speaker 1: Jason and Jordan will never have dinner at each other's houses,
Speaker 1: but me and will will be hosting and attending any
Speaker 1: and every dinner party. That's right, I've got a butter
Speaker 1: board ready to go. UM my rebuttal. First of all,
Speaker 1: I think Jason might be the only person's house that
Speaker 1: I would eat at because if he shares my sentiment
Speaker 1: about eating at other people's houses, I would presume that
Speaker 1: he has a very clean kitchen. So Jason, I'm happy
Speaker 1: to come over anytime. Um. And then my takeaway would
Speaker 1: be stay out of the year, um, keep your parents
Speaker 1: out of your relationships. Um. And that if you if
Speaker 1: your girlfriend find new boyfriend, and then you should take
Speaker 1: her old boyfriend and move to the suburbs of Vermont
Speaker 1: and started a co opt. That's my takeaways. And I
Speaker 1: think I've learned that people are like seasons. We change
Speaker 1: baby wow and Donna uplifting now. And lastly, I'll just
Speaker 1: say also, just compromise a lot of these A lot
Speaker 1: of these situations are just because people aren't willing to compromise.
Speaker 1: So like, look, the holiday, it's it's a lot of family,
Speaker 1: it's it's a lot about compromise. So just like just
Speaker 1: try and meet everybody halfway and with some grace and
Speaker 1: some humility. That's all I got to say. Thanks for
Speaker 1: listening to Hashtag story Time season four. We'll be coming
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Speaker 1: I hope you all have magical holiday season filled with love, laughter,
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