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Speaker 2: Hey guys, we're back, go to all, back to the

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Speaker 2: unofficial expert, just being just being great.

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Speaker 3: I just noticed that your shirt is like sheer.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I'm here for a c through Turnernick. That's

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Speaker 2: that's my beer, that's my brand.

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Speaker 3: You know. It's like I'm covered, but I'm not a

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Speaker 3: sheer total neck end a strapless bra. No, it's not shopless. Okay, wow, I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, this is but it kind of looks like

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Speaker 2: a corset bra. That's what it is. I love me

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Speaker 2: Rainbow Rainbow is great?

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Speaker 3: Is that new?

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Speaker 2: I gotta before I went to La, you know, just

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Speaker 2: in case I was going to do some scams step out,

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Speaker 2: leave my.

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Speaker 3: Girl for a little bit. Oh my god, but I

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Speaker 3: did not. I would never leave Adrian.

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Speaker 4: Sidney has to put that disclaimer in there because Adrian's friends, because.

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Speaker 3: I would never leave her.

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Speaker 2: I talk all of this shit, y'all know, y'all know

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Speaker 2: I'm not going nowhere. Also, Adrian's from Detroit, and she

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Speaker 2: will kill everybody, so murder.

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Speaker 4: You med at you everybody me too, or you and

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Speaker 4: whoever you cheating with Marie.

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Speaker 3: If you knew I was cheating, she would go off

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Speaker 4: I'd be like, I had no idea. You know, Sidney

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Speaker 4: took some acting classes. Sheep and hides.

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Speaker 3: I tell you from me. I be like, Amina might know,

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Speaker 3: but I knew nothing.

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Speaker 2: I do tell Amina more stuff now. Can't be trusted.

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Speaker 2: You got other coworkers now, and what I mean, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what you got. Amina has a four year

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Speaker 2: old son.

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Speaker 4: She might be telling him the tea he go to school,

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Speaker 4: telling people to school business. And now everybody at head

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Speaker 4: Start knows that you're sleeping with a married man or whatever.

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Speaker 3: If I cheat on Adrian, it would not be with

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Speaker 3: a man. Well, with a sexy female DJ.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, another DJ, no, I would not do. She's actually

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm so hungry, We're famished. I was an

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Speaker 2: It's so tough, man. How do you stay on track?

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Speaker 2: I mean you're very busy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but like in the daytime, I think you know

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Speaker 4: and I know I do. I just don't want to, Like,

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Speaker 2: When something in the morning trash. Yeah, I am not

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Speaker 2: a morning person. I'm always angry. Like this guy was

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Speaker 2: on the train. He saw me like going through Instagram.

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Speaker 2: He's like, let me get your Instagram handle, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, no, no, and why are you talking to

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Speaker 2: And I was like, he could kill me right now,

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Speaker 2: and if he did, I would be like wanted, I

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Speaker 3: I was so mean, that's gonna get you know, so

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Speaker 3: you don't need no more followers, is what you're saying. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I was just like, you know who asked that? Like

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Speaker 3: just leaned over and he had like morning breath and

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Speaker 2: They were like you know when you have a little

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Speaker 4: The audacty of a dude with short braids to like

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Speaker 3: It was nothing is flowing back there. Yeah, that is crazy.

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Speaker 3: He's like, he's like, I respect that, and you were

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Speaker 3: like do you do you really? What's shut Instagram? How

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Speaker 2: I was, I was really mean, it was it was unnecessary.

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Speaker 4: Not to a dude on the train that I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not nobody don't know Jay train, those those are

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Speaker 3: It was just completely and then you just like came back,

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Speaker 3: I fucking hate it. It's fine. AnyWho did you say,

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Speaker 3: what're your expert is?

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Speaker 4: I'm hungry and my stomach hurts right, right right, where's

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Speaker 4: my expertise? I mean, I guess you were mean to

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Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't know. Subway at Akain and you from here,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I went to lunch with a friend

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Speaker 3: It has to be an equal amount of venting. So

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Speaker 3: you didn't get to get anything off your chest. Pretty.

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Speaker 3: I was like, girl, what we could have been on

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Speaker 3: had you on pause on FaceTime. Wow, well is she

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Speaker 3: going through something serious? No, she's not. It was it

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Speaker 3: I'm the friend that you hit up. That's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Globe always picks up. You think she's on a train

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Speaker 3: Please don't do that. In real life. I can't. I

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Speaker 3: I know because I'm looking at your phone and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: Okay, So what we learned today is that you need

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Speaker 4: to when somebody invites you to lunch, you need to

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah that I'm here for you, sir. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: mean that's why you pay for lunch. You're paying for

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Speaker 2: And I mean I haven't called since because I was

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Speaker 2: just like, I think you've gotten out everything you need

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Speaker 3: Well Sidney, what you need to get off your chest?

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Speaker 1: Friend?

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Speaker 3: We got it's for the Patreon for the paying customers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they gotta pay twenty dollars if they want

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Speaker 4: And wow, friend, yeah, I love that you think that

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Speaker 2: I didn't give this fucking people a year of all

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Speaker 2: Like we're trying to give you entertainment, but people will

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Speaker 3: Nope, so we're gonna be holding back. But on Patreon

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Speaker 4: Be real reckless our guest today, very funny, comic, very

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Speaker 3: One of our tallest friends, one of our tallest friends.

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Speaker 3: How tall are you? Oh my god, you're taller than

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Speaker 3: the tall gay. Not tall enough, honey. I'm ready to

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Speaker 3: Give it up for zach t.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm clapping for myself.

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Speaker 3: Yes, five, that's beautiful. Were you like a long baby?

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Speaker 1: I was a short, stubby baby. My mom called me

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Speaker 1: ton tons because I would walk around and sit on people.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, like little kids. I would like push them

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Speaker 1: down because you were a bully. You were a bully.

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Speaker 1: That was Angelica.

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Speaker 3: You're the gay Angelica? Yeah, it was the can they

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Speaker 3: do a cartoon with the gay Angelica?

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Speaker 1: And just why not?

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Speaker 2: Like Angelica is now full blown grown bully. That's a

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Speaker 2: lesbians though, No, I think Ala would be butch. You

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Speaker 1: At least has like just this half buzzed other side

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Speaker 4: I know, but I just I still feel like Angelica

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Speaker 4: Yes, she had the corn row straight back and her

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Speaker 1: I can't walk in heels. Absolutely not a big foot.

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Speaker 3: There in the carry They just like move from She's Arianna.

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Speaker 3: Now's like, where are you from, my my love?

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Speaker 1: I'm from San Antonio? They ha, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Everyone always think that they're like hello

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I grew up like in.

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Speaker 1: San Antonio, Texas. My mom's Puerto Rican. My dad's white.

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Speaker 3: Wait, your mom is Puerto Rican? My mom rosy bitch.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, let me have you that. Somebody

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Speaker 3: those those bars that you bite and they just disintegrate.

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Speaker 1: It's called crumbs everywhere.

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Speaker 3: That's what should Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 1: What's her first name, Sadi?

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Speaker 3: Sadi.

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Speaker 1: She's half white, so she's half.

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Speaker 3: That's why they were dragging you. They were like a pedal.

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Speaker 1: No. Yeah, but but her mom was from Puerto Rican

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Speaker 3: Gets but your mother, but your mother's first generation Puerto

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Speaker 3: Rican American is what it's all washed down.

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Speaker 1: Generation Puerto Rican Americans. Something in Spanish class. You see that,

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Speaker 1: you know exactly, That's what I know. And then guy there,

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Speaker 3: Shut up, yeah, which is like, are you an only child?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I have one full sister, a half sister.

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Speaker 1: and then two step siblings, step siblings. That sounds intense

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Speaker 3: But now, how old were you when you got these

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Speaker 1: Well, I've had other step siblings before.

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Speaker 3: Because my dad, your dad is Okay.

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Speaker 1: My dad is playing. He's a firefighter. He just sticks

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Speaker 3: Oh, your dad's sexy.

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Speaker 1: You have a photo of him, can we want to see.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're hot, you're you said your Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 1: You're hot.

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Speaker 3: You said your mom is Puerto Rican, but your dad

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Speaker 3: is giving me Puerto Rican energy. Well my mom, so

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Speaker 3: my mom obviously giving Haitian energy as well.

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Speaker 1: What's Haitian? And don't be cheating my father.

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Speaker 3: They have all I heard Bermudians cheat a lot. Is

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Speaker 3: they're very relaxed.

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Speaker 1: They I have to dig for a photo actually, because

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Speaker 1: you don't really about your dad like that. My dad

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Speaker 1: and we fuck.

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Speaker 3: Should we fuck that out? That's the episode, my dad expert,

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Speaker 3: that's it.

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Speaker 1: We just don't take a lot of photos together like

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Speaker 3: Don't need you in the photo. That's the photo of

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Speaker 3: your dad.

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Speaker 1: Find one.

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Speaker 3: Your dad is not on Facebook?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't need to be on Instagram, Facebook.

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Speaker 2: I feel like your dad is the type because he's

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Speaker 2: got different profiles to show us, show us the burner profiles.

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Speaker 4: I know he's got the one that he asked for

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Speaker 4: his like Tinder, here we go, Here we go, Here

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Speaker 4: we go, Here we go here you go.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to fucking smile though.

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Speaker 3: Jesus no, that's a lot of man though. They don't

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Speaker 3: know how to take photos. They're like slies. Weird.

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Speaker 1: That's with my stepmom.

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Speaker 3: Oh, your dad looks like he said nigga public. Yes,

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Speaker 3: he looks like.

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Speaker 4: That's the fireman. That's that's like a fire chief. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: you don't have a firefighter body. Or he's in charge

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Speaker 4: of the Andrew gave the phone right back. Your dad

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Speaker 4: name is Troy. That is good, the whitest name.

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Speaker 4: Troy.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So your mom is first generation puert Rican American.

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Speaker 4: Your dad full white Republican from voting Uh.

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Speaker 3: Is he from Boston?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Also from Texas.

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Speaker 3: He grew up in a small town called Texas, chains.

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Speaker 1: Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre, Texas.

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Speaker 3: No, what is it?

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Speaker 1: Lake Worth, Lakeworth, Texas, slash Azel. These are the places

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Speaker 1: that I've been as it did growing up.

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Speaker 3: And here you are looking flawless and greenwage like thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like that's not where you're from. It's like where emulate. Yes.

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Speaker 3: So what is it like growing up in Texas as

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Speaker 3: a young ton gay child.

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Speaker 1: I mean, list, it's hard, it's really really hard. San

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Speaker 1: Antonio itself is like a very diverse area. We have

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Speaker 3: We have a lot of black people, a lot. That's

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Speaker 3: a lot for you, lot, a lot Like I was.

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Speaker 1: I went to a predominant, predominantly like non white school.

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Speaker 3: So you don't know how to read.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know how to read, Marie, I can't read.

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Speaker 1: I can't that.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, oh, you're international. You

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Speaker 3: we do that. We do that. We do a lot

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Speaker 3: of Ray Charles.

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Speaker 1: He's a sexist.

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Speaker 3: Well he's wind What did you expect.

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Speaker 4: No, dudes got him his drugs and women gave him

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Speaker 4: all those babies he had.

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Speaker 2: Listen, if you're a man that said you got your

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Speaker 2: you can't see ship and you just touching everything, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you would.

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Speaker 3: Be sex.

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Speaker 1: It's like hooking up in the dark.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know nothing.

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Speaker 1: You never Yeah, have you been to a gay club.

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Speaker 1: That's how you pick who you're gonna Is that how

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Speaker 3: Are you trying to tell us that you don't have

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Speaker 3: a type.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a type? What I don't?

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Speaker 3: I swear? Don't you have a man?

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Speaker 1: I don't have a man. I'm a product of divorce.

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Speaker 1: I'm fucked. I don't have a man.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into it. How does divorce affect the gays?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you mean just affects children?

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Speaker 1: You mean the gays, the gays the male game.

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Speaker 4: Because I feel like so a lot of my friends.

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Speaker 4: I have a lot of gay friends. Obviously person allowed me.

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Speaker 3: How many gay friends do you have?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is the most of the most

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Speaker 4: don't want to be in relationship.

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Speaker 3: One one friend that.

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Speaker 4: I have that's gay is like actively trying to get

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Speaker 4: into relationshipt out to Greg. Hey, Greg, No, I was

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Speaker 4: talking about Matteo ouse.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I want a boyfriend.

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Speaker 4: He's busy though, yes, but everybody else Greg Greg is hostest.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that, Hey Greg?

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Speaker 4: But uh so, being a child of divorce, I don't

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Speaker 1: I think my thing was like I would cling on

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Speaker 1: to find something and make it work. So I would

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Speaker 1: like meet a guy and be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm in love with you, and he'd be like who

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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, like who are you?

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Speaker 1: Get away from it? But and then you add on

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Speaker 1: fucking fucking trying to figure it out, trying to figure

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Speaker 1: it out, and so no one wants to be with

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Speaker 1: each other. And then add being a comedian, and then

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be in that pool.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to be in that pool.

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Speaker 1: That is exactly.

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Speaker 3: It's like you don't know what you're doing and you

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Speaker 3: all have money. Uh, girl, we don't have time.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I go on dates and I tell someone I'm

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Speaker 1: a comedian, they're like, wait, so are you depressed.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I am now, yeah, now I'm depressed in

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Speaker 3: this Applebee's. I am.

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Speaker 1: How do you know I go to Applebee's.

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Speaker 3: You gave us an energy after ten m energy. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: he feels happy hour. He feels happy hour.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I actually love Chili's and I've been to Jersey

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Speaker 1: a few times just to let's go after this.

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Speaker 2: We're better than that. She's got an X and I

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Speaker 2: I have an ex adjacent. She's saying my phone is

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Speaker 2: as well, and mine's adjacent because it's next to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is your charger doing over there? Is that yours?

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Speaker 3: Or is that it is the pop? I was worried.

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Speaker 3: What is it your charger, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: No, something's growing out of.

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Speaker 3: It and you can't be from that part of Texas

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Speaker 3: and judge me.

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00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,359
Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, you're right, So come together now.

442
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 3: So wait, when did your dad first get divorced?

443
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 1: Okay, so my mom and my dad divorced on the

444
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:41,320
Speaker 1: day of my fifth birthday party. They were bickering, bickering, bickering,

445
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:42,920
Speaker 1: And then we got home and I was playing with

446
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Speaker 1: one of like my little puzzles that I got for

447
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,200
Speaker 1: my birthday and then they puzzles. We didn't have a

448
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 1: lot of money.

449
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but somebody you a puzzle for me.

450
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:51,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

451
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: I can't remember what kind of puzzle was, but they

452
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: were arguing.

453
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,399
Speaker 3: It's a free puzzle, you get it. It was the

454
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,359
Speaker 3: one that had the six giant pieces and you were

455
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 3: like a piece. You're like, oh my god. Okay, so

456
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 3: but how long have your parents been together?

457
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: They married when they're eighteen.

458
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,960
Speaker 3: That's that's it's doomed. It's doomed. Anybody who gets married

459
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 3: at early, it's like it's not gonna work. You need

460
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 3: time to be a huh yeah right, and not even

461
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 3: just a whole just figure out yourself. Who are you?

462
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 3: You don't know who you are?

463
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: No, And then my mom followed him to England and

464
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 1: then they hated each other trapped in England, and then

465
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Speaker 1: they popped out two kids, and then they got divorced

466
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Speaker 1: after what being married maybe like ten years.

467
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Speaker 3: That's a long fucking don to be with somebody you

468
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 3: hate them.

469
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 1: They don't like each other. And they would listen to

470
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Speaker 1: this and agree.

471
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Speaker 4: Today they'd be like, okay, so they got divorced. They

472
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 4: get they got divorced on you. No, they argued and decided.

473
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Speaker 1: That was like the day that was like the police

474
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 1: showed up because and I was like, oh, they're coming

475
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: to see me for my birthday.

476
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 3: You're like like can I get in? And You're like

477
00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 3: I love the police. I love them. They're like department

478
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, So then was it like a friendly divorce?

479
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 1: It was?

480
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she half.

481
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: Short fuse my mom she'll find something to be pissed

482
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: about and she'll just everything is. You'll walk in your

483
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: room and you're like, why is everything turned over?

484
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 3: And your dad is a Trump supporter, so hello, you

485
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 3: can't make those together.

486
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: My mom will freak the funk out, and then five

487
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: seconds later and she'll be like, who wants to go

488
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: to the movies? Ah?

489
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 3: Bipolar? I love it a little bit. A little bit.

490
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: She would be yelling and that's like set the funk down,

491
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: you're ungrateful. And then like the phone would ring and hello,

492
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, hello, this.

493
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 3: Is all the Spanish that we know means what time

494
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 3: is it for you to learn some Spanish? That's how

495
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 3: you know, that's how you know?

496
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: You know? That's breakfast?

497
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Speaker 4: Yes, I thought you said just so you know. No,

498
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 4: then I was like, g serono Wow, I read a sours. Okay,

499
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 4: so they separated, you were you have a sister, No,

500
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 4: I half sister.

501
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: That's from my mom's remarriage.

502
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 4: Okay, so she got remarried. How long after because now

503
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 4: she's twenty seven, twenty eight, So my.

504
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: My mom got remarried when I was like ten.

505
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so you were kind of you're very conscious, like

506
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: you knew what the fuck was.

507
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: Going I always knew what was going on. Well, and

508
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: my parents got divorced, they separated, they started dating other people.

509
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: They were like men showing up. They were like because

510
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: again they got married at seventeen, so they were like

511
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: they would put us to bed and fuck you know

512
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: what I mean, other people just cycling then.

513
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,239
Speaker 3: Wow, but you had two hons before tender sis too. Well.

514
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad lived in a tiny little apartment.

515
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 3: Oh so he wasn't a home. It was not mint.

516
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Because they got divorced, my mom got to keep

517
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: the house.

518
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 4: They got yay, they got apartments in Texas apartment no idea.

519
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought everything was bigger than Texas.

520
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: Door man, no door man, no dormant.

521
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 3: I love your mom got to keep the house.

522
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 1: Here, it's a one thousand square foot home.

523
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 3: I don't is it a home. It's not a trailer.

524
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: It's a cabin. It's a split level, it's a cafe.

525
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 3: It's a bestro a b stroke full of love. Wow

526
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 3: me larious. So she got married?

527
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 4: They but is that weird? Because I feel like when

528
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 4: you have kids and you're trying to date. First of all,

529
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 4: if a dude tells me he got kids, I dry

530
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 4: up immediately, just.

531
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 5: Right.

532
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 3: But that's you're married.

533
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 2: There's some people who've already been through all of that,

534
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: and they're like, I guess I'll take a grown ask kid, my.

535
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: Mom is hot, hot hot.

536
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 3: Let me see a picture. You pulled up a picture

537
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 3: of your dad.

538
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: But Troy d Yeah, if someone saw my mom like

539
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: and she was like I have twelve kids, they'd be like, Okay,

540
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.

541
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: Oh hi mom, she's cute. Yes, yes I did like

542
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 3: this picture.

543
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: Look she looks.

544
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 3: Oh mom, as you love a hot mom?

545
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: Can I she's a Maxinista?

546
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: Wait are you trying to send yourself the photo? No,

547
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to look at her pictures. Oh she

548
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 3: got Oh she likes wine, one of those moms.

549
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, her instagram is wine not with Sadie follow her.

550
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 3: Come on, Sadie, I'm gonna follow her. We're gonna shout

551
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: her out. Sadie, you have saft. So who do you

552
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: look like?

553
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: You don't you don't think I look like her?

554
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: No, No, you're your dad.

555
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: It's probably mostly probably my dad's like she looks Puerto Rican.

556
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, she looks. She should speak more Spanish than Yeah.

557
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 4: People be mad when they come up to her to

558
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 4: ask her something Spanish, and she'd be like, I don't.

559
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd be like, ask my maid. They'd be like, oh, okay, cool.

560
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 3: And then so your dad's in the apartment, he's still

561
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 3: are you spending time there.

562
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: Once a week So I got to be with my

563
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: dad Wednesdays and every other weekend.

564
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 3: So y'all were friends. That wasn't your dad?

565
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: Y'all were pals exactly. It's kind of fucked up. I mean,

566
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: if we were pals, good good pals, that's what.

567
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 3: He would talk to you, like one of the buds

568
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: at the pub. Yeah, he didn't know me. So I

569
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 3: was screwing Julie. So I'm banging right. He was.

570
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: He was engaged to a Julie.

571
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 3: Look at that. Troys Troy's and Julie's.

572
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: Married again, engaged, broke off engagement, and then married another woman.

573
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 3: Can you trust your dad in a relationship now?

574
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: Now? Yes? He has been with my current stepmom for

575
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: like fifteen years. They're like madly in love.

576
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 3: They make up.

577
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: About to be fifty next month.

578
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you've been alive for a long time, friend, Yeah.

579
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: Twenty five.

580
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 3: You're twenty five?

581
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: Twenty five? How did you think I was?

582
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 3: There?

583
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: Were you born ninety three?

584
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 4: Same?

585
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 3: Wow? Nice girl? Oh and you graduated from high school

586
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: in eleven? Even? Well? Right, first, well I graduated. I'm

587
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: twenty ten because I was, you know, accelerated.

588
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, how old did you think? How

589
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: old do you think?

590
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 3: You give me? Maybe because he's tall, you thought he

591
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: was older. No, you were thinking about all these numbers

592
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 3: and all this time. There's a lot of math, so

593
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: much math. I was like, so he at least got

594
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: to be thirty two.

595
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: I got thirty the other day though, and then the

596
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: other David Goldberg thought I was twenty three.

597
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 3: Were trying to clearly, you're trying to climb that trip.

598
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: He's trying to get in.

599
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: He's like, so, do you have a spot for me

600
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 3: at the knit knit being your asshole.

601
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: You can't shut up to David, we.

602
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: Love you, listen to the pod we love.

603
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 4: Okay, So now what does that mean You were able

604
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: to get away with stuff like because it seemed like

605
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 4: your dad was relax and your mom was out just

606
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 4: trying to like live her life.

607
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I was a pretty I was a

608
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: pretty chill kid. I guess I could get away with

609
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: a lot though. Like mostly in college, I would work

610
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: the money system, like, hey mom, I need money books

611
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: and then she'd be like do you need do you

612
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: did you ask your dad to be like yeah, he

613
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: said no, but then he actually said yes. I was

614
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,479
Speaker 1: like fun like and they don't really speak, so they

615
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: don't speak. So but they found out one day at

616
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: my sister's softball game.

617
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: I talk to us, what happened?

618
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: What happened? They were just pissing me. They're like, no

619
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: more money, you have to get a job. I mean,

620
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: like every other week they're both giving me one hundred dollars.

621
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 3: That's not a lot of money.

622
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

623
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 3: In college, I had no money.

624
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money.

625
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, just two hundred dollars a week. I had two

626
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: jobs in college. You did yeah, I did.

627
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 2: I worked at Victoria's Secret at the mall, and then

628
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: I was working at the alumni uh to get money

629
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: for the school.

630
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh, the purser. You would call people yes, and then

631
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: people would always be pissed off.

632
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we would get I was I

633
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: racked in a lot of numbers. They loved me. They

634
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: promoted me. I was able to get money. They promoted you,

635
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 3: and then you didn't have to go to school. They

636
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 3: promoted you right out of school. They promoted me, and

637
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 3: then they kicked me out. It was crazy. Hey Clark,

638
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: I love you. I don't want to be a student anymore.

639
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: But can I keep my job? Yeah? Like, where'd you

640
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: go to school? Clark University in Massachusetts, Massa.

641
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: I went to a and that wasn't shade. I went

642
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: to a small school too. No one's heard of my school.

643
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't even know where you're from, sir,

644
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: Yes you do.

645
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: I just told you.

646
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard you.

647
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: Grove Lake Road, Lakeworth, lake Worth, Grove nothing, Texas.

648
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: Nothing worthless Texas. That's where he's from. Now, are you

649
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: somebody who was like a lot of Texas pride? Because

650
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 3: I feel like okay, no, absolutely not.

651
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: I don'tamn about Texas. I don't give a fuck about Texas.

652
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: I really don't. So when did you get to New

653
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: York four years ago? I love it here so much.

654
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 3: You're a baby.

655
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: It feels like a million years though.

656
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, because you in Washington.

657
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm in Washington Heights. I slept down here. I drink

658
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: Washington toney.

659
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,479
Speaker 3: Okay, so you want to go you want to get

660
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 3: something after if you want?

661
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go uptown get.

662
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking

663
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Speaker 3: about right around the corner.

664
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Speaker 1: What's around the corner?

665
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: You have that you want to you want to shake?

666
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 3: You after?

667
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: This on the company card.

668
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: Since he's a producer.

669
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: Business card, you are promoted.

670
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: Wait wait, Zach, is that important question? Have you seen

671
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: your dad have sex?

672
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 3: Yes? Of course you're saying yes because it happened more

673
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 3: than one time.

674
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: This is a part of how I found out he

675
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: was dating my step mom. Okay, so my stepmom was

676
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: my second grade teacher.

677
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 3: Guess I know, very this is a Novana.

678
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: She was my second grade teacher.

679
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 3: And so I mean teachers have sex too. Yeah.

680
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: When I was in the third grade, I heard like

681
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: a pound pound pound pound in like from my room.

682
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: I was scared. I was scared.

683
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 3: So your dad was wearing it, child, you we was going.

684
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 3: Dad was trying to get that extra crib.

685
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm with him one time a week and then he

686
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: brings this lady over the one no one.

687
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 3: Well that means all the other nights he was having

688
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 3: like orgies in the apartment.

689
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: He's a porn producer.

690
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: He was just trying to make sure you stay in

691
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: the school.

692
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 5: You know.

693
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was trying to get me good grades. For me.

694
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 3: He's actually a good dad. But you were done with

695
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: that grade.

696
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: I was done. I was done with that grade. And

697
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: then I go knock my dad's door because I'm hearing

698
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: this scary bumping noise.

699
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, So you get there.

700
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 4: You got to be there Wednesday all day, well, like

701
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: if it's after school.

702
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So yeah.

703
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 4: That means your dad sent you to bed and then

704
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 4: snook the second grade teacher in and then you heard

705
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: the noise.

706
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: That's how I remember. I could be wrong. Maybe she

707
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: came in over for like a little bit of barbecue

708
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: or something. Thing. I don't know.

709
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 3: One isn't Zach you. I feel like that is a

710
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 3: stunt your dad would pull, like, absolutely, We're just throw

711
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 3: on a.

712
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: Couple of ribs on the bob t marinates it in

713
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: coke in coke.

714
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: Come on, he's a firefighter, I was like. And then

715
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I want to try. I might

716
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 3: gon be real saving tender right. Yeah, it falls right

717
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 3: off the bone. Yeah, and enter your note. Yep. My

718
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 3: gum's very numb after that. So okay, so you.

719
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: Knock on the door, and knock on the door. My

720
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: dad answers the phone and I see you miss Vosquez,

721
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: So I'm calling her.

722
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 3: Dad has a scott A thing. They got a Latin

723
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 3: strictly like Latin but now but not in his country.

724
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: That wall, thank you, he said.

725
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 4: The only walls he's getting into is there the walls. Yeah, okay,

726
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 4: so you knocked on the door. Do you want to

727
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 4: build a snowman? Your head opens the door. He opens

728
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 4: it white enough that you can see.

729
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 3: What you're like. I do a homework here, let me

730
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 3: get my composition and my.

731
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: Dad, my dad goes, I was like, what is miss

732
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: Foscar's doing here? And he goes, Miss Foscar's just came

733
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: over to help me make the bed, how going, which

734
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: is another layer of but.

735
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 3: You're like, it's late, I think about.

736
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,239
Speaker 4: It, another layer of your dad was trying to get

737
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: his maid in Manhattan one. You're knocking on the door

738
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 4: all nose. Her name is actually Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, you

739
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: knocking on the door midstroke. You are cop blocking your dad.

740
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 4: Now your dad comes to the door.

741
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 3: I can't with your father the door. Is he butt naked?

742
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: He's He's like.

743
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 4: Your dad looks like he keeps his white No, no,

744
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 4: he has a sheet. He grabbed the sheet and had

745
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 4: his chat around his waist.

746
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could see his V. Yeah, he was sparkling

747
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: in this.

748
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 3: This fireman V.

749
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I handed the hotel.

750
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 3: You were in third grade.

751
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: I was. I was in third grade, and I didn't

752
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: think a lot of it. I was just kind of

753
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: excited because I loved my second grade teacher.

754
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, your dad, I had something common.

755
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: Well, I was in trouble a lot in second grade

756
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: because I had.

757
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 3: Adhd okay, So he was just trying to work off

758
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 3: the bag. So he wouldn't give me my medicine. So

759
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: I was bad at school, so you wouldn't give you

760
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 3: your medicine.

761
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: You wouldn't give me my medicine, so I would be

762
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 1: bad at school.

763
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 3: So he could come to school, so he can come inside,

764
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 3: so he can come to school.

765
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: He could come in a school.

766
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 3: This is so much trauma.

767
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: It's it's real life. But we live a very happy life.

768
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: Now wait, wait, wait, did you the end of the

769
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: podcast did.

770
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 3: You and your dad's bedroom share a wall?

771
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: Well, we shared a room. I'm just kidding.

772
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah, real Puerto Rican. He was

773
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 3: under the bed.

774
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: No, actually, my dad didn't live in an apartment at

775
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: this time anymore. He lived. He lived in a small

776
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: house like maybe like ten miles away from my mom,

777
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: like now that I remember.

778
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: And Miss Vasquez, Miss vos Vasquez, what did you have?

779
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 3: Does she say? Hi, Zachary from the bed?

780
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Well? And I went to school the next day and

781
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: told everyone. Of course I loved her, like miss my mom.

782
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: I loved her so much. My mom used to send

783
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: me to school with flowers from his Fosca's. It stopped

784
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: immediately to my mom just doesn't know how to get it.

785
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: You never so you never caught your mom in the act.

786
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: I've never caught my mom. I've seen my mom's bushie.

787
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 3: You're doing an eighties style over bit.

788
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but I've never seen her. She would

789
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: never allow that to happen.

790
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: Okay, good mom, because I what moms do. Dads are reckless.

791
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 4: Dads do crazy, messy stuff.

792
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 1: They do crazy ship.

793
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: Wait can I see a picture of your step on.

794
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: She's in the picture.

795
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 3: I need a face with miss Voscus Voscas. Wow. So wait,

796
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 3: so that's who's he's with now? But he had another.

797
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: They love each She's so cute to call each other baby.

798
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: Oh. I like that, babe, but baby baby baby, I

799
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 3: like it is amazing.

800
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: I love her so much.

801
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: Some streaks she got highlights streak.

802
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 4: She has a little bit of a j low energy

803
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 4: in the photo, little miss Lopez, Miss vos Quiz.

804
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 3: I like her.

805
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: She's pretty right.

806
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: I feel like she knows how to cook too, because

807
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 2: usually the step moms don't be knowing.

808
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 3: How to pull it. She can't.

809
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: She can cook, but it's not like extravagant castle like

810
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: or do you know what that is? Cow head? You

811
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: put the head. You put the head of the cow

812
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: in in the cock pie.

813
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: Don't want to I'm sure finished finish the recipe.

814
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: You put it in the crockpot, just some seasoning, some

815
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: salt and pepper, and then you wake up in the morning.

816
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 3: And a little bit of that is very step mamish though.

817
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 3: It's like, ah, we're just gonna throw the hand in air,

818
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 3: throw the hand in air, put a little salt and peppers.

819
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: How lazy? Come on now? Is that how crock pots work?

820
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 4: You put them on and then you go to bed.

821
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 4: My mother doesn't. My mother does not use a car

822
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: there rice cooker. My mother cooks everything from scratch.

823
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: She cooks it herself. Really, my mother can cook.

824
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 3: She can What are we going along.

825
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: From?

826
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 4: No, I am not.

827
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're from Westchester.

828
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 3: I don't know friends. Soon maybe you want to make ribs,

829
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 3: so my mother said.

830
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: And people keep asking my mother for very specific things

831
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 4: that they like that she cooks, and she says, tell

832
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 4: them to send me my money if you want ribs

833
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 4: us and her ribs money.

834
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 3: Mom, your daughter's making money now, so she's got the

835
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 3: money from me.

836
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 4: And I also did not ask for ribs. I mean,

837
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 4: if we got my mother a crockpot, she would use

838
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 4: it as a doorstop. She would use it literally to

839
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 4: plant flowers. She'd be like, well, home, Deeople was having.

840
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 3: A sale on these little trees. Yike, I put it

841
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: in that pot you gave me and we'd be like,

842
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 3: oh yeah.

843
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 2: So when you when your parents first got divorced, how

844
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 2: devastated were you?

845
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: I just didn't know what was going on?

846
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 3: Really, you know, they like because they don't explain anything.

847
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, this is my life now. And

848
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: then they just I had to go to therapy all

849
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: the time.

850
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 3: Are you still in therapy?

851
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: No, I actually need to go back. I haven't been

852
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: in therapy since I was like six because at the

853
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: same time that they got divorce, I was diagnosed with ADHD.

854
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: So I was like in therapy every week, like talking

855
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: about divorce, and I was like, I don't know what

856
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: the fuck is what.

857
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 3: They're like, You're like, divorce, what is the.

858
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: Boy?

859
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 3: Exactly? It is weird that they sent you to therapy

860
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 3: for the divorce or for the ADHD.

861
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: I think it was both. I don't.

862
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 3: I don't therapy had a firefire father. Yeah, we did

863
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 3: have good that We're gonna give you blue cross, blue shield,

864
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: like they're gonna make sure you're right, you know what

865
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's top shelf.

866
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's right.

867
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 3: Absolutely. They're like, even if you didn't need to see

868
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: it there, you probably didn't even have ADHD. They probably

869
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 3: do it on there because they were like, well he

870
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 3: might as well. He might also be dyslexic. It doesn't

871
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: matter the therapy.

872
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't I don't think they send people

873
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 4: they want kids to sit still for an hour of

874
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 4: therapy because they have ADHD.

875
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: Like that feels.

876
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: It was like I don't know what it was, but

877
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: you had to like go to have like follow ups,

878
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: like how's your medication going? Like drap it, Like they

879
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: kept upping my medication and then there's one point where

880
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: like my medication was too high, so I started pulling

881
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: out my hair on this, so I have a little

882
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: bald spot right here and this, but like you know,

883
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: it's just yeah, and I'm balding me.

884
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 3: It was a divorce, maybe I see, But it's fine.

885
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 3: It's when you say your hat off, I'm like, maybe

886
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 3: he not. I've never seen you without your hat.

887
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: It changes the game, doesn't it.

888
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 3: Doing in the summertime, what you're doing, what you hate,

889
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 3: it looks good.

890
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: It's like I have a good nice fade. It's very

891
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: short white, never heard of it.

892
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 5: You have.

893
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: Yes, you have about appropriated it. I'm sorry.

894
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 4: Dominican's for shape up time. He's like, maybe it fade

895
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 4: into the beard.

896
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 3: Watching Tall Heights.

897
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 5: Work.

898
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Selena's we have the same birthday.

899
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 3: Oh, it's coming up. I was listening to her today.

900
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: I could fall in love. Can we have a theme party?

901
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: Can you do Selena's a theme party? Will you all come?

902
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

903
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: Well we're just we're gonna have my birthday party at

904
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: the next house party.

905
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, did man? Dad?

906
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: You can still come? You can, you can make an appearance.

907
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 3: The sixteenth is a Tuesday.

908
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 5: It is.

909
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: That's why we're not doing anything. Maybe go to bear Burger.

910
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, God damn. I mean, I feel like

911
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 3: this episode has to come out before your birthday or

912
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 3: after your birthday. It's gonna be after your birthday.

913
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna after my birthday.

914
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 3: So happy birthday.

915
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: Well everyone wished me a happy birthday? Now, now, now,

916
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: and for the rest of the year.

917
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 3: Please can you tag him and be a hop butay,

918
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 3: you know, a lot of went to Cuba. Baby. I

919
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: went there. It was like a sister school program, so

920
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: I had host family. But how long were you there?

921
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 3: I was there for like over a week. Oh my god,

922
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: so much happen.

923
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: He came back changed.

924
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because they thought I was Cuban and then

925
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, this bitch don't know nothing. It

926
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 2: got lost so many times because I wouldn't say anything

927
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 2: because I was like, if they know that I'm that

928
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: I'm American, They're gonna try to like scam me. So

929
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: I would say a little bit of Spanish, and I

930
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: had like braids, so they were like, oh, she's she's

931
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 2: the black you know, the black Cubans. And they almost

932
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: kicked me out of the cabs a couple of times

933
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: because they were like, you you live here, You're not

934
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: supposed to take a cab, supposed to walk.

935
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 3: I don't get black ass. You and your braids gotta go. Yeah,

936
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 3: come on, let's go chop chop. So what do you

937
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: do for your birthday?

938
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: Well? Nothing, that's that's not a very spicy answer. I'm

939
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't plan on doing anything. I plan

940
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: on like doing a show. I have a show that's

941
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: very like a birthday, you.

942
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.

943
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: I'd probably go to dinner and then celebrate it on

944
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: the twenty second, which on the twenty second yeah for

945
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: house party. I'm not a big I'm not big on birthdays.

946
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: I'm really not. And then I so I never tell

947
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: other people happy birthday.

948
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: Work make it all about you, bitch.

949
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like forget and then I forget like, oh no,

950
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: maybe I should be a little more mindful and like

951
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: tell people happy birthday because I don't care about my birthday,

952
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I'm losing my like

953
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: I can't be happy like about that.

954
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

955
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: You saw your traumatized.

956
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you a happy birthday, wig, like.

957
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: A little happy birthday like the crip keeper.

958
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,959
Speaker 3: Honestly, though, you have so much face. That is fine.

959
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 3: You have a great it's beautiful, so tall, keep going

960
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: and you're like sleep Yeah, and we'll talk about it

961
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: at shop. We'll make you. But I feel like I

962
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: feel like Andrews type is not is not a white man.

963
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 4: He likes a little bit of like spice, a very

964
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 4: uber driver, mean so like an other like not not

965
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 4: not a white person, not a black person, but like an.

966
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 3: Other so very hairy, very loud. I'm hairy. Yeah, come

967
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 3: let us say. I mean that's like a light buzz.

968
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: I mean one.

969
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, I mean it looks like your head.

970
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: Your head.

971
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: I know, if it would have just went up there,

972
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: I would I looked like Chewbacca though a little bit.

973
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: Take my shirt.

974
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: Andrew likes like a communication and not really be going on.

975
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: So that's why you're Italian? An Italian dude, How are

976
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: you going to speak to each other?

977
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 3: Very sick?

978
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: Everyone said, ow are you that's why you're sitting down.

979
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 3: He's sitting because he's working. No, his bur You said,

980
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 3: you don't need you looking at his ass. Well yeah,

981
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 3: what you're not about to do is have us call

982
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 3: h R. Meanwhile, meanwhile, to ask about the politic, I

983
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 3: was like, well, I'm sick.

984
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: You just all started comparing genitals.

985
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't want to this whole room go dark.

986
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 3: I left my dick in the drawer, so I forgot

987
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: to bring jump on the train to get your I

988
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: got a lot of transfer us to get that dick.

989
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 3: So no, you swipe two cars and a bus. Yeah yeah,

990
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 3: I'm talking. Yeah, are you gonna? Are you thinking about marriage?

991
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: I would love to be married.

992
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 3: I mean, you ain't got nobody right now.

993
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: No, I'm thank you for reminding me. I went through

994
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: a traumatizing breakup in the summer.

995
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 3: What happened, baby, Well, I was.

996
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: Just obsessed and he wasn't.

997
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 3: That's together that we were together for like eight months

998
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 3: and you were obsessed. It happens. Obsession happens quick.

999
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: Look, I was not happy with who I was, so

1000
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: I tried to put my happiness in another person and

1001
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: it did not end well.

1002
00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 3: Was he a comedian?

1003
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 1: No, he was not a comedian, but he was a

1004
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: musical theater person, which is work.

1005
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 3: Oh fuck you, you were going through it. He was

1006
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: just like singing dear Evan Williams songs. I didn't talking.

1007
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 3: I didn't see the show. She I feel like I'll

1008
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: be seeing the commercials on YouTube.

1009
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. But yeah, it broke my heart because

1010
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you break up with someone, you're like, wait,

1011
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: who am I? What's my schedule?

1012
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 3: Like?

1013
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: What do I like?

1014
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, ain't mine.

1015
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 4: But I'm not one of these people that like because

1016
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 4: there are people that get into relationship and their whole

1017
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 4: life becomes that relationship. They like drop their friends and

1018
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 4: they're at the person's house all the time, and y'all sharing.

1019
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: Clothes and oh, bitch, you talking about.

1020
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 4: You eat together, and then you your friends call you

1021
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 4: and you'd be like, oh, you'll invite your friend out,

1022
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 4: and then they'll bring their boyfriend or whoever, and you'd

1023
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 4: be like, I thought it was.

1024
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: Just gonna be us people you love, Adrian. I'm not

1025
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: talking about you, Oh my god, but I have. I

1026
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: had a friend in I had a friend and I

1027
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 3: had a friend. You need a moment college? No, do

1028
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: you need a mom like when you're talking about me.

1029
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 3: I didn't sound like that, he said it, just like

1030
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: she stopped her foot and everything. I was having a tantrum. Yeah.

1031
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 4: No, but I'm saying I had a friend in college,

1032
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 4: and every time she got a boyfriend, I wouldn't see

1033
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 4: her until they broke up.

1034
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you were I was kind I was. I

1035
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: was kind of like that. I was kind of like that,

1036
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: and I would like cancel shows to be with him

1037
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: at night.

1038
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: Ewah, weren't thinking about your career? I wasn't. I was.

1039
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 3: I know, I love my career, because I'd be like,

1040
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 3: Adrian gots to go now. But I was like I was.

1041
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he wouldn't even have sex with me. I

1042
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: was like staying at home to try to convince him

1043
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: them sex with me.

1044
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 3: He didn't want to have sex with you. No, well

1045
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: let's unpack that. Yeah, wow, your dick was too big

1046
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 3: for you.

1047
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: No, he just didn't. He just he wasn't. I don't

1048
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: know if I should talk.

1049
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 3: You should know, you should have No, don't.

1050
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: He has a lot of He has a lot of demons,

1051
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: and and it just it came in between us.

1052
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: You know, he sounds like me.

1053
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: Demons, A lot of demons, a lot of demo. How

1054
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: do you say demons in Spanish? I don't know?

1055
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 3: A coup diablo diablo? No, I said a specific person

1056
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: I think is a demon. I love you, you don't

1057
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 3: love I see you on the Instagram stunting. You dated

1058
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: the monkey from Aladdin?

1059
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is that?

1060
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 3: What is all his name is?

1061
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 4: Now take that back, Marie, No, we have to cut that.

1062
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 4: I'm not cutting that. You called him a demon. I

1063
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 4: called him a monkey. The monkey from Aladdin was cute.

1064
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 4: He had a little vest on. He was cute and

1065
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 4: like a harem pant You better not guys. Wait, did

1066
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: the monkey have on pants? No, that might have been Aladdin.

1067
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: He was shirtless, wasn't he right?

1068
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: Did you see the live action of a Laddin he

1069
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 3: too fine for the movie.

1070
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: Did you did you have a cartoon crush at all

1071
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: growing up?

1072
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 4: No?

1073
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 3: Marie likes humans, Okay, I don't. Who was the ladder

1074
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 3: in your cartoon crush?

1075
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: Danny Phantom?

1076
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 3: Do you know you all the one with the white hair?

1077
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1078
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 4: I feel like Aladdin would be Andrews type though, because

1079
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 4: because he's yeah, because he's brown, because he's spicy, because

1080
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 4: his body. Yes, but also so the live action where

1081
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: Will Smith is playing the genie Jasmine is not pretty

1082
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 4: enough and Aladdin is too good looking.

1083
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: I feel like and Jaffar is like forgettable. The whole

1084
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 3: movie was about Jaffar, right, Jaffar should be a lot sexier.

1085
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 3: I feel like nows go. Oh my god, I.

1086
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: Haven't watched the trailer. I hate live action remakes.

1087
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you will see The Lion King live action.

1088
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: Well, so I'm going to go.

1089
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 3: But that's the reason. Yeah, she's not a good actress.

1090
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:47,959
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the hive.

1091
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: Marie, you don't like Osacked, you don't like Obsessed.

1092
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 3: I didn't see Oh my God, but you want like

1093
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: that movie because you'll be upsessed.

1094
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: I was fucking ubsess.

1095
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 3: I watched. I watched the movie to be like Oh

1096
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 3: that's what I can't do, and.

1097
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: So what do you want to go? Watch her? Like

1098
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: beat a white person out? Like that's what she does

1099
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: for the entire movie.

1100
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 3: She does it poorly. I was like, girl, that's a moment.

1101
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 3: Girl was like anybody fighting like that? Shut up? Yeah?

1102
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 3: Who was the white woman that she's fighting in that?

1103
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 3: I don't know it was. It was sponsored by a

1104
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 3: house of do it All Wrong? And I just couldn't

1105
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 3: jerry on that girl.

1106
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: She was like in Final Destination.

1107
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 5: I think.

1108
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 3: Alie Something, Yes is their name, Ali Something? Final Destination.

1109
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a big deal. She used to come

1110
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: to my bar all the time. Everybody would go crazy

1111
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 2: for her. Really, yeah, yeah, she was a big deal.

1112
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 3: If that worst woman.

1113
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 4: Came into my job, I feel like she looks like

1114
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 4: other white women and she also looks like no one

1115
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 4: at the same time, Like I'd be like.

1116
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: Drag her marine. I would just be like, do I

1117
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 3: Allie latter? That's what it is? Yeah? Yeah, I got it.

1118
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: Wow, that was good.

1119
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 3: We work well together. We're professionals. What were we talking about.

1120
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 4: Oh, you just went through a breakup, So what do

1121
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 4: you look for in a in a in a in

1122
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 4: a mate in a man and a man who's your

1123
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 4: dream man? Not Danny Phantom, but who's who's like your

1124
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 4: celebrity crush.

1125
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 3: If you will.

1126
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: My celebrity crush is.

1127
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not gonna like it. I already feel it.

1128
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: I'm already against it. What are you talking about? What

1129
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: is his name?

1130
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: Well? I just didn't blanking on his name right now?

1131
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: He's the really hot singer. Uh, he's like boyish looking.

1132
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: I already don't like him, Sean, Sean, he's.

1133
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: Supposed to be looking us up. It's for us though,

1134
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: you hard, you work with us. He said, you bought

1135
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 3: an iPhone six in your hands. You'll like him.

1136
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: You'll like him.

1137
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 3: Oh, he's so hot. Let me see, Marie.

1138
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: Are you really he looks you don't think so?

1139
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: He looks like a child, Okay, in this, in this

1140
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 3: bottle here he looks.

1141
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: Like a man. Yeah. I think he's like twenty four,

1142
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: just a year. It's different, right, don't you think he's hot?

1143
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 3: Andrew? He kind of looked like you.

1144
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't really have a type though, I really don't.

1145
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 1: I've dated so many different people. I've dated a short Mexican,

1146
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: I've dated an Asian, I've dated a tall person I've dated.

1147
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 1: I've dated you almost like a tall nigga.

1148
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 3: It was like a gas.

1149
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: I did not do that.

1150
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 3: I see your dad emergent. I've dated my dad.

1151
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't discriminate.

1152
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 3: I love everyone. That's good.

1153
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: What my ex boyfriend was taller than me?

1154
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 3: What? Wow, the one that you were obsessed with?

1155
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had nuke. No it's weird looking. Oh no,

1156
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: it was like you know when like it's ten and

1157
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: I've had one of that on the topsroom, Dick, like

1158
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: a little umbrella.

1159
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 3: I didn't know Dix could be that. Yeah, they can't

1160
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: you getting a super Mario Brothers Dick. No no no

1161
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no no

1162
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no no.

1163
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: I would hop on it.

1164
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 3: I love that you should say that on stage. All right,

1165
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 3: that's yours. I'm so glad you're gonna come to this writing. Okay,

1166
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 3: brainstorm hollder than you? Like six six?

1167
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, he was like six six, maybe

1168
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: like half an inch taller than me. But I just

1169
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1170
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 3: I like, I don't know if I want to see that,

1171
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 3: like if I if I hang up? What bed? We

1172
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 3: also have been on to California king beds. He had

1173
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 3: a king bed.

1174
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: He had a king, had a king and then we

1175
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: would get in bed, and then he didn't like to

1176
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: touch in bed.

1177
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 3: Oh did he like you? Baby?

1178
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't think.

1179
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 3: Let's burn it up. Where are you where you lived?

1180
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: Washington Heights.

1181
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: We're not gonna go up there.

1182
00:53:58,760 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: I'll show you what he looks like.

1183
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 4: You want to, yes, because I was like, I'm all

1184
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 4: the tough cocktail, something something like something down chair.

1185
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: Okay, will you kill him for me?

1186
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 4: No?

1187
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 3: Not on the pod. I can't say that on the pile,

1188
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 3: off the record, the record still.

1189
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 2: Oh wait, his oh god, his great is private.

1190
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: It's private.

1191
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 3: He's covering his face in this. Let me see.

1192
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: I have a picture somewhere.

1193
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: I know you do. Go scroll back and everything he

1194
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 3: doesn't look I.

1195
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: Got an iPhone X, and then I didn't know. You

1196
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: have to have iCloud. Did you know? If you get

1197
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: a new phone, make sure you have iCloud because you

1198
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: will lose everything.

1199
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 3: I don't have iCloud.

1200
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: Get iCloud, you will memory of everything I don't need.

1201
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 3: I don't need nine thousand photos has no problem, just

1202
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: everything gone.

1203
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: Contact.

1204
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,479
Speaker 3: She doesn't care. Contact. I love a good. I'm sorry,

1205
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 3: who's this?

1206
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 4: You don't have any conversations I'm in right now with

1207
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 4: numbers that are not saved and they know everything about me,

1208
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 4: and I have no idea I'm talking to. That's somebody

1209
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 4: messaged me and citing the other day and.

1210
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 3: I was like, who is this?

1211
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: How many of those are me? We don't have each

1212
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: other's number?

1213
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 3: No, I think I have your phone number. You want

1214
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 3: me to read it out loud?

1215
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want. I'm saying, I'm trying to find

1216
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: a picture.

1217
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 3: You want to you want to get married?

1218
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: I do want to.

1219
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 2: I'm worried about you because I'm just like, man, there's

1220
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: so much to unpack it.

1221
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: It sounds like I'm damaged. I'm not. I'm good. I'm good.

1222
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 3: Nor pores that you're good. Great.

1223
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: I have a skincare routine. We'll go through it morning

1224
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: your night, morning morning. Okay, So I washed my face,

1225
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: I put on some vitamin C serum, and then I

1226
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: put on some URSA major what is it called moisturizer.

1227
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 3: I cream in the morning, all this before you came

1228
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 3: to the podcast today.

1229
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely sunscreen.

1230
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 3: On top of that. Yes, and you, I mean you

1231
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 3: gotta get up two hours before.

1232
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I've been up since yesterday.

1233
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 3: But what's your nighttime routine?

1234
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,760
Speaker 1: Same thing, just minus the sunscreen and some face oil.

1235
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 3: I don't do anything you said. You've been a upsince yesterday.

1236
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 3: Work meth.

1237
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 4: Work meth, yes, bringing bad. So what's your dream? What's

1238
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 4: your wedding? If money was not an issue, what would

1239
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 4: your wedding be?

1240
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 3: Would it be destination? Would you be married to Texas?

1241
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: I don't. We're not going back to Texas.

1242
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: We're all going to go to a ranch. I'm going

1243
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: to come ride in on a on a horse.

1244
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 3: With a saddle or no saddle, no saddle, white horse

1245
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: or a black horse mix, a horse with spots.

1246
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: I would I would have a I would have like

1247
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: a chill wedding with like maybe just like close family.

1248
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: And then I would have like a really big party

1249
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: with my friends, Like my friends don't go to the wedding,

1250
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: but they're just like a huge reception with my friends.

1251
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 3: Here and you see that here in New York.

1252
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And then if and if I'm doing really well,

1253
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: maybe have like a by coastal by coastal yea here

1254
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: in industry, I'm.

1255
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 4: Like, do you have a lot of people in la

1256
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 4: no do just an industry party as Okay, now, what

1257
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 4: are you wearing?

1258
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 3: The loop?

1259
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: What's the look? Maybe? Oh, I don't know right now,

1260
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm kind of into Paisley.

1261
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 3: Yay, let me look at it like it's like Flower,

1262
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 3: what are we going through? That seventies show? It looks

1263
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 3: good on me. I've never seen you. I don't see

1264
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 3: like I've never seen you not in black. Yeah, I

1265
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 3: don't feel like Paisley goes with that beanie you got Paisley.

1266
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: No, but I would have like a nice jacket with

1267
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: like a Paisley moment on the inside, not like on

1268
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: the inside.

1269
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that.

1270
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: I just wanted to trip you up for a second.

1271
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 4: Okay, so like you're the inside? Is will Smith's blazer

1272
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 4: on the fresh Prince?

1273
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: Does that? Does he have Paisley? And probably yeah, something

1274
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: nice like that. Barefoot, I'm barefoot on the city street,

1275
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: just walking up the courthouse time Square. Right in the

1276
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: middle of Times Square.

1277
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: You're trying to get those Book of Mormon together.

1278
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 1: To you, Evan Williams, My god, I would like to

1279
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: what have.

1280
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 2: You learned from your parents in terms of relationships? Because

1281
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm not worried about you. I'm just like, damn,

1282
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,439
Speaker 2: did they teach you anything how to how to win

1283
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: in a relationship?

1284
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: How to win? How to win?

1285
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

1286
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 2: I think do you feel like that happens when in divorce?

1287
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 2: The kids, they're just like, how do I maintain in relationships?

1288
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: I think with my dad because truly, what my dad

1289
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: does is he follows his heart. He really really does.

1290
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 3: That's a very beige man thing. Yeah, follow your heart.

1291
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: He's following his heart. But like he does, he wears

1292
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: his heart on his sleeve, and like he has found

1293
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: the love of his life and now they like and

1294
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: he had to filter through a lot of women, but

1295
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: he found someone. They're going to I know they're gonna

1296
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: be together forever. And my mom, though I don't really

1297
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: want to talk about her marriage because that's the whole thing.

1298
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: But my mom has always put us first.

1299
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 3: So she wanted to be like a good mother should.

1300
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: Right, and my dad has too, But like my mom

1301
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: in a different way where it's like she wanted to

1302
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: make sure that there was a man in the house.

1303
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 1: That which is weird because my mom is the fucking

1304
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: man in the house, you know what I mean.

1305
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: She wears the pants.

1306
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: She wears the pants, she makes the money. She's a badass.

1307
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: But my mom just everything was about us. So she

1308
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure she made like the perfect house

1309
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: that she could with the little that she had. So

1310
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: like she settled really quickly with the man and just

1311
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that we had like a fine.

1312
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she wasn't trying to like have it be

1313
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 3: a revolving door of dudes, right she was. She was

1314
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 3: like this most cool. Okay, But I think that's a

1315
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 3: lot of women.

1316
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 2: A lot of women don't want to feel like I'm

1317
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 2: just bringing all anybody in front of my kids. I

1318
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 2: want to make sure that they have some type of stability.

1319
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 3: And dads are like, you know, that's just the headboard

1320
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 3: banging on the wall. Your dad is.

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Speaker 1: My dad is wild, but we love him. He just

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Speaker 1: done know me, So.

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Speaker 3: Send him our information. We need a separate Venmo for

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Speaker 3: the pod just so that they can that's smart. What

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Speaker 3: is venmo is tied to an email address? That means

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01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 3: we got to get an email address and a bank account.

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Speaker 3: Well account is gonna be tied to I mean we

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Speaker 3: already got the Patreon ye.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Zach word of what did you learn anything?

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Speaker 4: What can you say to people who might be listening

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01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 4: and they're like.

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Speaker 3: My parents are divorced. I'm going through it there. I

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01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 3: don't know what to do.

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01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: Stay out of it, especially if you're an adult, because

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01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: a lot of our friends now like their parents are

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01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: getting divorced because you know, they're like they're out of

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01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: the house and their parents have been together forever, and

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01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: they're like, they get divorced because that happens. But like,

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01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: stay the fuck out of it, Like your parents will

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01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: use you as pawns, but don't let them do it.

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01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: Don't listen, do your own, like, just stay the fuck

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01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: out of it because it gets messy. And then your

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01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: parents were like why you what you like your dad more?

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01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: And like no, like just everyone shut up, just shut.

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01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 3: Up that dad more. Yeah, well he did give he

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01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 3: did just mend moments exactly. If you want me to

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01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 3: like you too, mom, just some money. But what do

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01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: you would you would pick sides if if it was

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01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: something else, if.

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01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: It was like my dad cheated him like something like that, yeah,

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01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: I would pick I would be like dad, oh yeah,

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01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: just to keep it in your pants. But no, that

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01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 1: didn't that didn't happen.

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01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: I knew.

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01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 4: I knew this guy that his mother had an affair

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01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 4: and the dad found out and she was ready to

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01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 4: leave them, Like the mom was ready to leave her

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01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 4: two kids and the husband to be with this dude

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01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 4: that was also married, and the dude that was married

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01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 4: changed his mind, and.

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Speaker 3: Of course they always do.

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01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like, nah, I'm gonna stay with my family.

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01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 4: And so the dad found out and it was this

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01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 4: whole thing, but he agreed to stay with her. He

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01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 4: like forgave her, but then he cheated on't hurt and

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01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 4: when she found out, they got a divorce and they

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01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 4: But like this friend that I have was he was

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01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 4: probably around your No, maybe he was a little bit older,

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01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 4: but he was like they just fought.

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01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 3: They've been fighting his entire life. And I was like, well,

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01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 3: who do you hate there?

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01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 4: The dad because he forgave her but then cheated, yeah,

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01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 4: or the mom for doing it in the first place.

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01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 3: I was like, good parents, both trash. No, you're expecting.

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01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 3: That's what I don't like about marriage.

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01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 2: This is what I will say, is that you're expected

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01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 2: to be with somebody forever when that's not how human

1378
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 2: emotions work.

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01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 3: Like we're very fickle, very irrational, and not everybody is

1380
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 3: like that. Not everybody's like that, But you can't expect

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01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 3: situational things to pop up and then for me to

1382
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 3: still feel the same way. Even with family, Like even

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01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 3: if you're my mother or my father or my cousin

1384
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 3: or whatever, if you do something and I'm like, oh

1385
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 3: what Yeah, if we weren't blood related, I would we

1386
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 3: would be fighting. So I don't have to maintain anything

1387
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 3: with you just because of a system or because of blood,

1388
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 3: Like niggas could get dropped by yeah you know, and

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01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 3: who are you dropping in this scenario? I don't.

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01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I want to be married,

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01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 2: but I just don't think I should expect my partner

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01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 2: aka Adrian to be with me forever.

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01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 3: Do you want to step out? Okay? So then why

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01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 3: not just have an open marriage? That's not how taxes work.

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01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, get your will, Will Smith and

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01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 3: Jada on Are they open? I Mean that's that's been

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01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 3: the world on the street for like ever. Listen, if

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01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 3: y'all open, you can't be broke, Okay, you can't. You

1399
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 3: have to have money to be that open. You got

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01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 3: to have a number of.

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01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 2: Got to be close yeah, you need to have enough

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01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 2: money to take care of that family and the other

1403
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 2: family that you're about to have.

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01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: So I don't think I could be in an open relationship.

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01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't like sharing. I don't real I don't that's real.

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01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it in my mind. Would you go

1407
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: fucking crazy?

1408
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 3: Like?

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01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 1: Are they better?

1410
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 5: Like?

1411
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: Is that person better in bed than me? Which I.

1412
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 3: Take some pass. I think I know what I'm doing.

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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 3: But you never you Andrew, you got to work on

1414
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 3: your stroke, your stroke self esteem. You you want tell

1415
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 3: him later comment card on the way out, just dropping

1416
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 3: in the drop that comment card and that you know.

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01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeahcolate Starfish.

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01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 3: Attractive he is, but you're his You look like he's tired.

1419
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, are you trying to curve him in

1420
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 3: the night? Well, you're so hot, so I can't intimidating.

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01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 4: Okay, let me look at it, y'all see listener, Yeah,

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01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 4: y'all hear I heard it here First show unofficial expert.

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01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 3: Of getting you there. Dude, No, no, no, we're not worry.

1424
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 4: Let everybody in the d m C that we have

1425
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 4: attractive people in the studio always, even if I look

1426
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 4: like I clean bathrooms for.

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01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 3: Right now, you do. Don't catch me on the shut up.

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01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 4: I gotta go.

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01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get some food. I'm gonna go to shock Shock. Zach.

1430
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 3: Tell people where they can catch you. What what night

1431
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 3: of the month the show is.

1432
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,919
Speaker 1: You can catch me at house party at Chelsea Music

1433
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: Hall either the last Monday or second to last Monday

1434
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: of every month. It's it's the best show.

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01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful show. I was on it and it

1436
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 3: was new. It's a sexy venue. And then is there

1437
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 3: a photo of you in a bathtub on Instagram?

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01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: That was that was at Little Field a different show.

1439
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: But Marie quit your job so you can come be

1440
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:31,439
Speaker 1: on the show.

1441
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 3: I mean, the job is gonna quit. But I'm done.

1442
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 4: The show is done in like five weeks so and

1443
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 4: then I have a little hiatus and then I may

1444
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 4: or may not have a job after that, But after

1445
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 4: that I'm available.

1446
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: Okay, amazing Ama and your social media at zach t

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01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: z A c h t E ah g u E.

1448
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: I can spell babe.

1449
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 3: But now, why are you with Zach with an H?

1450
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Would you rather be with this

1451
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: with the k no?

1452
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 3: I like Zach H. That's why I thought you were

1453
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 3: from Greenwich Baby.

1454
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: Let's story.

1455
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 3: It feels very Yeah, We're gonna cut out all of

1456
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 3: the things about Texas. Shout out to Troy.

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01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,320
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01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:31,680
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01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,960
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01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,560
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01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,680
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