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Speaker 1: The holiday season is all about giving nice. It's Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And I know people like to say it's the thought

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Speaker 2: that counts, huh, But sometimes a present is so unfathomably terrible.

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Speaker 2: It's just so out there it traumatizes the gift getter

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Speaker 2: for the rest of their life.

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Speaker 3: I can already think of some trauma gifts that I've been.

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Speaker 1: Yes in her head.

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Speaker 2: The worst part is there's no real healthy outlet for

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Speaker 2: when you get a bad gift, because no matter what,

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Speaker 2: you're supposed to force a polite thank you through the

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Speaker 2: clenched teeth of your fake smile. But luckily, a brand

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Speaker 2: new survey finally gave people the chance to vent about

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Speaker 2: the worst holiday gifts people ever gave them. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: this is going to be healthy for everybody. Let's get

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Speaker 2: into it. Number ten one Christmas, my aunt gave me

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Speaker 2: a spam calendar, twelve months of pictures of canned spam.

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Speaker 2: I was fourteen years old and had absolutely no idea

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Speaker 2: what to do with my face when I opened it.

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Speaker 3: The bad thing is is I want to see it,

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Speaker 3: like how do they make spam seasonal?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 3: Is it in a bikini on a beach for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we actually need to get our hands on this

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Speaker 2: and put it up in the studio. Number nine on

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Speaker 2: the list says, one year, my dad got me an

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Speaker 2: emergency car crash kit.

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Speaker 3: It has a good gift.

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Speaker 2: It had a disposable camera for recording the scene, a

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Speaker 2: document form for both parties to fill out, the tape

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Speaker 2: measurer for measuring I don't know stuff, and some white

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Speaker 2: chalk for what I assume was marking out where the

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Speaker 2: dead bodies lay up or something.

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Speaker 3: So this dad had as much confidence in her driving

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Speaker 3: as Alexis's dad. I guess is the chalk is to

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Speaker 3: mark where the dense are for everything, or do.

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Speaker 2: Some sidewalk art while you wait for it comes to

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Speaker 2: show up. Number eight my grandpa said he was planning

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Speaker 2: on giving me a tissue box with some money inside.

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Speaker 1: Of it one year. That's a weird thing.

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Speaker 3: Why put the money in there?

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Speaker 2: I'm still not sure why he wanted to do it

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Speaker 2: that way, but anyway, he accidentally wrapped the wrong box,

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Speaker 2: and on Christmas morning, I just opened a regular box

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Speaker 2: of tissues.

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Speaker 1: But they're like oxend.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Grandpa, eight days later was like, why did somebody

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Speaker 3: put money.

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Speaker 2: In Number seven on the list for Secret Santa. One year,

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Speaker 2: I got a present from a coworker who I'm positive

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Speaker 2: never liked me. Okay, because their gift to me was

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Speaker 2: a double XL T shirt that said fast food Removal

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Speaker 2: Service on the I could see the twisted joy.

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Speaker 1: In their eyes when I unwrapped my presence.

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Speaker 3: I once got a gift from a coworker here that

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Speaker 3: was a beer tour I was pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Something to look forward to once you're done with all that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, if you've ever received a terrible Christmas present, though,

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Speaker 2: then you can totally identify with this, because we're going

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Speaker 2: over a survey of the worst gifts people ever got

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Speaker 2: for Christmas. Number six says I'm a dude, and when

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Speaker 2: I was thirteen, I received a weird gift from my uncle.

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Speaker 2: Oh it was a magazine with Paris Hilton half naked

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Speaker 2: on it, along with a small tube of vasileine. I

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Speaker 2: guess it was supposed to be a joke, but it

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Speaker 2: was really really awkward.

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Speaker 1: To open up in front of my family on Christmas morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm really glad I didn't say, but it was really

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Speaker 3: really useful.

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Speaker 2: Number five says I vaguely remember being a little kid

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Speaker 2: over at my grandma's house. Yeah, and we had a

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Speaker 2: random conversation one day about how I liked the squishy

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Speaker 2: toilet seats at her place better than the hard toilet

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Speaker 2: seats at mine, because they're in this cold, old at night. Well,

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Speaker 2: that year, for Christmas, I excitedly unwrapped my grandma's gift,

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Speaker 2: only to discover.

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Speaker 1: A light pink squishy toilets. Yes, what you want the

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Speaker 1: color you want to say? I mean, I get the logic,

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Speaker 1: but really, Nana, on.

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Speaker 3: Christmas, I feel like that's a good gift.

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Speaker 2: Number four I'll never forget when my uncle came over

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Speaker 2: for the holidays one year and his present for me

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Speaker 2: was one of those restaurant pagers that buzzes when your

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Speaker 2: table's ready, which he clearly has stolen from the spaghetti Factory,

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Speaker 2: along with a stack of cocktail napkins that had the

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Speaker 2: spaghetti factory logo on them.

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Speaker 1: It'll only be.

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Speaker 3: Worth it of half an hour after opening it, it

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Speaker 3: actually buzzed.

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Speaker 2: Number three says one year, my stepdad's sister, so my

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Speaker 2: step aunt got me a pair of Aldi brand women's

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Speaker 2: lacy underwear with the size scribbled out. The sister came

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Speaker 2: over to me after the present time and whispered, I

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Speaker 2: got these.

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Speaker 1: For myself, but they were too big. I just blacked

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Speaker 1: out the size. That way you wouldn't feel so embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: Although you know this is relatable because of our coworker

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Speaker 3: who gave me her left over thoughts.

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Speaker 1: God, the whole package of them different colors ale.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right now, they said, I would rather get nothing

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Speaker 2: than have to say thank you for that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Number two says when I was ten years old, my

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Speaker 2: grandparents stayed over at our house and gave me a

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Speaker 2: rolling suitcase on Christmas Day. Oh that's nice. It would

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Speaker 2: have been okay, But the reason is because while they

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Speaker 2: were in town visiting, my grandpa bought himself a brand new,

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Speaker 2: larger suitcase for their flight home.

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Speaker 1: Wait the hand, he decided to just pass his old

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Speaker 1: one down to me as a holiday gift.

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Speaker 3: It's still kind of cool that that is so quintessential grandparents.

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Speaker 2: It's still works and the number one worst present someone

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Speaker 2: got for Christmas according to this survey, How can.

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Speaker 3: It top any of the ones that you've read?

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Speaker 2: It says, I will never forget the year I bought

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Speaker 2: my whole family third row tickets to see James Brown

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Speaker 2: live in concert, and literally within minutes of them opening

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Speaker 2: their gifts, it was announced on the news Christmas morning

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Speaker 2: James Brown had passed away.

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Speaker 1: No, not rescheduled.

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Speaker 3: James Brown.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Here's a bonus one that says, looking back, this really

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Speaker 2: wasn't a bad present. But when I was six, I

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Speaker 2: got a pair of pants for Christmas and I started

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Speaker 2: crying and screamed out, you're supposed to get me these anyway.

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Speaker 2: Those are the worst gifts people ever got for the holidays.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,