WEBVTT - #291: You Expect a Tip For WHAT??? 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.400 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.680 Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot ut up. They making noise, 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:18.479 dot up, start up, dot Up, Episode two one of 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:24.919 the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, how about that, David Brody, 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:29.680 how about that Scary Jones. I'm feeling it, speaking of 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.600 our names. We were given an assignment that we had 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:38.159 to send headshots for the big podcast network that we're 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:41.480 part of now, Yeah, the Illstrand podcast network. But we've 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.640 been part of the rand podcast network, haven't we. Yeah, 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.080 but now they're like doing something with it. Yeah, they're 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.160 blowing it up in a good way, not like blowing 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.760 it up, ending it. It's a glow. So they wanted 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:55.760 us to write bios, and so I had to craft 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.920 a bio about myself, as did I, as did yous. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:04.320 So I I wanted to read a little bit of 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:09.679 of your bio. Oh really, because uh, you wrote it, 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.800 you know, third person was supposed to write third person like, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.520 oh uh they you know, I wrote like David used 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.039 to be a member of the show, blah blah blah blah. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.120 So I wanted to just after I wrote mine, I 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.840 got sent yours, and you know, some of the some 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:24.920 of the stuff overlaps in what we wrote. All right, well, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.600 I'd like to maybe read some of your bio then, 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.800 I mean, it's only it's only fane. So this is 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.600 what you wrote. As a Brooklyn native who moved to 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.200 New Jersey. Scary isn't afraid to speak his mind. True. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:40.000 He's passionate and enthusiastic about what he stands for, authentic 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.480 and transparent, telling it like it is. That's me, which 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.920 is why listeners trust and embrace his unapologetic real talk style. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.160 Sounds like me so far. Okay, he's a huge local 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:56.520 New York sports fan. I wouldn't say that you like 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.000 one team a lot. You like one team medium, and 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:02.840 you don't care about any of the teams. Okay, okay, 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.680 all right. Maybe maybe I'm not a big I'm not 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.480 a big hockey guy, and maybe I'm not a big 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:11.239 ball basketball And he loves exploring new cities, which I do. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:17.880 You you what, what new cities have you explored? What 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:19.840 do you mean? Okay, let's wave on. Okay, no, no, no, 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.080 I've I've explored a lot of new cities. This is 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.880 like when you recently your dating profile was you like 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.000 going to museums, which was a lie. So back when 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.880 AOL did its thing, there was an AOL profile, and 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.560 I would it was like, yeah, he loved bars and 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.680 cafes and taking long walks on the beach, right, and 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:42.320 museums and museums, museums cafess. Well, they said that at 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.600 the time when I was single. They're like, this is 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.840 gonna this is gonna catch a lot of bees in 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.280 the in the hive. This is the honey bee, the 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:53.800 other honey. This is the hive of honey. You're gonna 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:59.799 catch a lot of bees by by writing things like museums, cities, 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.600 have you explore it's the softer side of skary. Yeah, 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.960 that's that's that's a third quarter scary has a lot 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.079 of softer. Now the softer side is scary. It was like, 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.400 you know, like the social side of seers. Right, it 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.920 wasn't that a thing. So apparently Google everybody, Well a 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:17.480 lot of the guys were going, yeah, gym workout right, 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.640 and you're like, I like museums. I like the museums 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.280 and cafe you go to the girl's gonna go what 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.240 museums do you like? You're like, uh, name them. I 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:28.880 like MoMA, I like the cloisters I like the Museum 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.440 of what the met the Cloisters. When was the last 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.480 time you were at the cloisters at the Gougenheim. Yeah, 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:36.960 when was the last time you had to Googleheim? Tell 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.320 me what street it's on. It's on Riverside Drive up 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.559 in the upper west side to Gougenheim. It's in the hundreds. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.360 I don't know if that's accurate or is that the 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.280 one that's right. That might be the cloisters. I know 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.080 where the met. The net is by the park. The 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.240 Fifth Avenue is also by the park. The Guggenheim is 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.000 right off Central Port Fu Do I know? I know, 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.760 big museum guys. Tell me what cities? What new cities 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:05.200 have you explored New York? No, I mean city, dude. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:10.520 I went to Singapore, I went to I went to Madrid, Spain. 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:14.720 I went to I was in Where else did we go? No? No, no, Madrid, 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.080 I'm sorry. I went to Oh, my goodness, I went 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.200 to I love exploring new cities, no stop it. I 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.560 was in Paris. I never went to Paris. I went 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.640 all through Italy. I was in Sardinia. I was in 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.320 the place where you in those cities you didn't go 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:33.960 exploring cities. Well, yeah, Florence. What did you see in Barcelona? Barcelona? 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:38.359 I went to Barcelona, I've been to I went to explore. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.120 I went to split Croatia. I went to Slovenia on 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.839 this last trying to split Croatia. Why would you split Croatia? 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.080 I went to split, I went to Croatia. I went 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.640 to Corfu, Greece. Oh, tell me what you what did 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.919 you learn in Croatio? What did you explore? Oh, we 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.719 went to the top of mountain. We had an awesome 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:58.000 lunch from a mom and pop place with beautiful views. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:59.960 Wait wait, wait, wait, way did you get sucked into 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.920 would tour by an expert? No? No, it was an 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:06.760 excursion and they were like the president and CEO of 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.840 Norwegian Cruise Line went there with his family two weeks earlier. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.440 Tell me, tell me what you learned about Croatia. Give 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.520 me some facts. What did you learned? What'd you explore? Uh? 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.960 I went to see the waterfalls. They've got beautiful waterfalls. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:24.520 That's part of the city. There's caves in city. No, 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.039 there's no city, not in the city. Okay, then that 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.120 doesn't count. I want to know what explored. What new 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:33.280 cities you've explored. Wait wait, Kansas City. Have you been 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.920 to Saint Louis? No the city? Have you been to 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:38.360 San Francisco cities? Wait? No, you're talking. I'm sorting about 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.640 cities around the world. I'm like, here's a head that's 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.720 around the world that counts. I went to Capri. I've 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.880 been to Naples. Hold on, you want to tell me 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.480 about Naples. What did you explore Naples? Not really, Yes, 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.960 I did Naples. I went to I mean I went 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.440 to the Blue Grotto. We took a boat to Capri, 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.919 but went to Naples. I explored Naples. I ate, but 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.880 these are major cities. Naples is your city, dude. It's 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:04.240 the second largest city outside of Road. It's second to Rome. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.640 But you didn't. You didn't explore the city park in Italy. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.640 It's a second to Rome. And I've been to Rome 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.920 three times. You explored Rome, Rome if you want to 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.800 besides the Calacy, everything, everything, the Trevy Fountain, what do 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.360 you want to talk about? I mean, dude, you really 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.599 want me to get into a history lesson? Okay, let's 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.120 move on with your profile. Let's move on. I mean, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.599 here is a social potterfly and highly engaged in pop culture. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.320 Events I went. I went to Singapore, you did hold on. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.719 You can often find him trying out new the newest bars, restaurants, lounges. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.400 You we go, that's fine, that's me, or stage m 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:38.240 seeing ribbon cuttings. First of all, when when when you 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.080 go on stage to mc a ribbon cutting. I've gone 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.160 on stage. No, no, that's supposed to be stage at events, 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.760 and I do it, says trying out, he says, Or 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:51.520 on stage M seeing ribbon cuttings? Are you missing a comma? 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.000 I think there's a that's a typo. So you're like, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.159 you get ribbon cut for a bridge. You go on stage. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.440 But the people welcome me to grand openings to take 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.159 you know, ran closings and and I hang out and 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.919 grand and cultural and charity events I go to like 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.160 these big you know when they you know, when they 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:11.400 give you the big scissors, the big scissors that I've held, 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.440 the big scissors. They're like five in your profile. You 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.960 want people listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast to know 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:20.440 that you do cultural MCing and and charity events. I've 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.520 done charity events. I've hosted a ton of charity events 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.240 over the years. Scary is best described as a curious 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.480 guy who is open to new experiences and taking a 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.040 new challenge, unlike David Brody, who's the opposite, who's rigid 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.880 and is a creature of habit. I'm not rigid. I'm 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:37.000 more curious than you are. I look things up. You're 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.120 very You're a very rigid man who's set in his ways. Okay, 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.160 so you're here in the the dust. Scary isn't afraid 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.280 to speak his mind. He's passionate, enthusiastic about what he 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.000 stands for. So so you're passion about what you stand for. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:52.040 Does that make you rigid? No? But you know you're 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:56.520 you're I have unapologetic real talk style as you do. Well, 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.520 this wasn't supposed to be a comparison. I'm just telling 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:00.960 you that was mine. I was like, Oh, let me 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.120 see yours. So that was me. Oh, you show me yours, 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.760 I'll show you mine. Yeah, mister Michael oh oh. Scary 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.880 often plays funny characters I do, such as the relentless, repetitive, 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.440 soft spoken telemarketer mister Michael Abenheimer. I see no problems 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:16.000 so far with this entire U, this entire bio, except 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.280 for the exploring cities and bullshit. I'll send you a 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.880 lift list after the fine. It's fine. Fine, I've been 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:23.800 I've been a real I've been a real I've been 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:27.600 a real Degoneio. Have you been to South America? Let 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:32.600 me think, yes, where I've been to Belize? Okay, Oh, Belieze, 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:38.680 I've been there too, And Edward, I've been a Belize. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.199 I've been in Mexico. Several parts of Mexico I've been. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.880 I've been. Mexico doesn't count a South America though, No, 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.679 I know Central America. I've been to the Dominican Actually, actually, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.720 Belieze would be Central America. I apologize. I've not been 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.840 to South America. Okay, that's Central America, right, Belieze. So 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:58.400 you know I've been to uh Dominican Republic. That's also 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.280 not South America. That's Central America. No, but I went 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:05.160 to Rio Dijonaio. Hello, the fucking tip of it all 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:08.800 at the bottom, bitch. Rio dejion Arrow is not at 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:13.120 the bottom. Uh. Brazil is on the north Brazil south America, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.480 isn't it. I don't know where Brazil. Yeah, Brazil is 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.800 the entire right side of South America. Yeah, so wherever 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:24.360 Rio is? I went there is the southern part of right. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.839 Don't cry for me? All right? All right, So there 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.000 you go. So I think I think I explore cities. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:33.440 I've been to more cities than you, guaranteed. I've been 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.280 about that. I've been. I've been a lot of travel. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:38.720 Been in Malibu, been all. I've been five cities in Hawaii. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.080 I've been to Malibu. I've been to Hawaii. I've been 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.720 to multiple islands in Hawaii. Which one I kind of 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.680 like a poker, kind of like a pok. Yeah, I 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.719 like liy Dicky. I went to I've been to want 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.880 a Peka peepe Hawaii. I think three islands in Hawaii. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.280 Want a pika peepee. That's right. But you took a cruise, 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:57.040 so you went island hopping. I got arrested on Maui 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:00.240 and jump al and I got stopped by TSA because 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.840 of that. I went to Venice. I've been to Venice. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.920 I've been to Rome. I haven't been that man. Well, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.439 travel here. I've been to Nice in the Isle of Greece. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.600 I went to Bed, I went to Nice. I went 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.640 to Lisbon. There's a song lyric I've never been to Greece. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.840 I went to Liz Lisbon. I've been. I've been to Sorrento. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:23.240 I've been to That's a pastry shop in Brooklyn. Prento's 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.199 Bakery is awesome. Yeah, surrender. I went to the other 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.600 one too, all the one that that neighbors that I've 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.800 been to, all the southern Italy. You think of Scary Jones. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.920 I want you to think of him touring cities and 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:35.920 walking around with big says the Amfi Coast. Come on, 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.319 come on, why do I have to prove my resume 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.840 to you. I don't understand. Just you know, because sometimes 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.280 you lie and embellish when you run. But not this, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:49.600 not this, Oh, this is all accurate. It is. It's 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.800 so far you have. This is transparent, Scary Jones, transparent 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.480 speaks his mind. You are something else. David Brody, I've been. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:02.600 According to my iPhone, I've been to sixth thousand places, okay, 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.960 but each restaurant on a block. I've been to Toronto. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:08.920 I've been to Montreal. Yes, yes, all right. Oh, I've 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.080 got a Montreal story for you. Okay, we'll get there. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:16.679 Hold on, I prove myself to you, Dick, the Bahamas, Aruba. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.800 I've been to Saint Thomas. I've been to Saint Croix, 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:24.640 San Juan, Puerto Rico, Saint John Same, what I mean, same, 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.199 I've been there, oh, oh same. I've been to Belize, 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:32.600 I've been, oh the you. I've been to yeah, ca't 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:37.240 Coon and Cosammel, Plia del Carmen. Haven't been a tuloom yet. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.719 Am on my way? All right? You testing me? Now 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.880 you've tested me. I've been to the island of what 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.400 island is this? I took a picture on. I don't 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:54.520 even know. Uh. Been to the Yucatan, to Guatemala, No, 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.160 I have. Oh, I've been to Oh, I went to 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.040 see the sloths in Rotan, r o A t A N. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.880 I was on that island. I was too on a cruise, 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.280 ye on a cruise right, yeah, so yeah, so there 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.240 I was. I was there. It was what's this island? 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.480 I took two pictures on. I don't know anyway. Yeah, 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.439 You've been in Columbia, right, Columbia. Both places I've been. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:18.000 I've been to medi Heat, Metagine and I've been to Cartagena. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.520 So I don't think I'm off base there, David Brody. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.000 When I say I'm a city, I export cities. Oh, 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.720 I've been Icelan, I've been Iceland. We've been to Iceland together. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.600 I've been to Iceland. Yes, we would add together. I 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.080 went to Dublin. What what Okay? What city were we 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.559 in Iceland? Rekovic, Recvic, Well, a couple we've been a 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.199 Recuvic was one of them. Did I go to Belgrade? 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.800 When did I go to Belgrade? I don't know what 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.360 the hell? I don't think Serbia? Why is there eighteen pictures? 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.000 Were not in Serbia? No? This is wrong? Are these 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:49.199 are right? These are my pictures? Yeah? But anyway, I've 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:52.839 been to Yeah, Montenegro, I've been to all right, all right, 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.960 but again, you don't go exploring cities. You go to 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:59.120 the beaches. Yeah, oh I've been. I've been to Majorca. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.200 I'm about to go to Barbia next month. I've been 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.440 to my Orca. I'm went on a cruise. We'll stopped 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.120 my Orca. But I wouldn't say I don't think it's 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.839 a city by any stretch anyway. All right, do you know, 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.160 by the way, you do know that we're Yeah, so 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.680 the end of this month, we're going on a vacation. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.360 I got out with the week's vacation. I'm gonna go 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:17.520 to Oh my god, is it that time? Read of 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.160 you guys are going. It's time for me to return 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.959 the favor for Tall Darren. He he he owns a 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.120 place in Marbea, which is the south of Spain, which 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.880 is Tall Darren's done very well for himself. So it's 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:33.400 not my Orca and not Abitha. He owned. He has 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.080 a place there, so he's blocked out some time and 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.959 I'm gonna meet him there. And then following that, I'm 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.319 gonna go to Amsterdam, which I've never been, which I'll 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:45.520 check that off my list. I have been. Huh, Okay, cool, 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.120 I loved Amsterdam. So I'm just gonna read the part 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.120 of my bio and then we'll take a break. That 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.120 that's very similar to your your uh please please do there, 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.440 Daddy Brody David is from Brooklyn, New York, and that 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.840 shaped his very opinionated personality. If he has an opinion, 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.720 you'll know it he is so again we credited our roots. Uh. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.080 If he has an opinion, you'll know it. He is 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.160 passionate in the things he believes in, which is similar 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.280 to what you wrote, even though he'll admit years later 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:14.000 he might have been wrong, years later. Okay, and then 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.760 the rest of it is, you know, free dessert and 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.120 you know ketchup whatever. But that that was the part 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.120 where we overlapped. See I'm not ripping on your bio 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:25.080 because I wrote all legitimate things. I failed to see 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.680 one illegitimate thing I wrote, eh that they let the 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.760 listeners judge you and your big scissors with your top hat. 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:40.200 Hold on, now present the opening of Club Douche. What's 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.280 the biggest thing you you did a ribbon cutting for? 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.320 I opened up, I say, christening cruise ships because I 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.920 opened up the season at Coney Island. You opened up 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.359 the season. Yeah, we opened that. If you you cut scissors, 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:58.960 you can no. No, no giant scissors, no no. I 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:03.240 opened up me talking about grand openings symbolically, symbolically. Oh 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.520 so yeah, we're the big scissors. Oh so you want 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:09.400 a physical event with big scissors. Okay. I've opened several 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:18.600 key foods. Okay, you laugh, Okay, Howard Beach Queens hadn't 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:24.200 they They had a grocery store that went down in 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.960 one of the hurricanes and for two years there, for 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:33.320 two years, one of their key foods was just it 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.240 was terrible. People had to travel from the south end 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.960 of Beach on the water. Yeah, people had to travel 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:41.120 to like like to get to the next key food 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:46.240 by the way, Howard Beach. So after a long awaited reopening, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.640 they did this big fan fare. They had the giant 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:53.520 scissors there and I I did a ribbon cutting for 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.920 that key food I've done. Who did they originally want? 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.400 They wanted me, They wanted a few people showed up, 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.200 like who couldn't they get? That turned them down and 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.440 they were like, oh, let's get scary. Also, last year 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.400 there was I don't know the name of the place, 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.840 but it was an Asian China. It was an Asian restaurant, Asians, 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:19.680 I shut up Mexican and there was We had a 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.960 big afternoon shin dig. It was actually last year at 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:26.480 this time, and I hope I did a grand opening 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.480 and they had the big scissors there and it was awesome. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.080 I was part of two used the big scissors. Yeah, no, 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.640 I'm not one. I didn't touch. I didn't touch count then, 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:36.800 but I was part of a picture. That's like saying, 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:38.240 you throw out the first pitch in a Mets game, 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.080 we call it in the stands. When it happened, we 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:44.080 call it a photo. Op, I had a photo. I 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:46.880 always I make it into the community paper. Come on, 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.000 you know the vibes. I know the vibes. I just 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:50.400 want to know when you use the big scissors and 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.160 when you did the grand old I may have a 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.760 picture with the minor food chains. In New York there 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:58.320 was a one of those quick medical places off now 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:03.440 Medical and Queens grand opening of that. Of course I 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.400 opened that. Am I looking at your grand opening list 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.439 on your phone? No, I'm looking. I'm scrolling to my 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.760 pictures to find out where I used the big scissors. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:12.639 I may have a picture of me with the scissors. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:14.720 You let searching for the word scissor. It was the 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:20.240 grand opening of the Ugly Dumpling. Ah, yeah, Ugly dump 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.399 that's in New Brunswick. It's in uh, I don't know 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.520 what town. It's like matouching or oh my touching, my 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.280 touching myself? Yeah, yeah, Ugly Dumpling? Or was I saw 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:30.879 the pictures when you were there. I have to go there, 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.919 but they're very We had big scissors that day. But 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.520 did you use the big scissors? Yes? I believe I 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:41.439 was touching that. I'm sorry. It's on Root one in Edison, 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.920 that's where one edison I said, yeah, root one, Yeah 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.520 you did the Did you do the handreach where you 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.639 touched the edge of the scissor as the other guy's cutting. 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.800 I think I did for the photograph, Like when when 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:52.240 they'd like break ground and you put your hand on 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:54.840 the shoulder, but you didn't do any shoveling. Right, there's 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.280 that you got in there. Man, you're so fascinated with 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.160 the big scissors. Yeah, the big scissors, man, I will 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:04.399 your bio implies you're the big scissor guy. You're the 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.160 guy like that at uh like what pucks a tawny 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.919 phil with the big hat and the sash. Yeah, you know, 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.560 like the mayor comes to town with the scissors. That's 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.760 what I picture you. But the top hat and tails 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:18.280 and a big scissor. Here here, I'm scary. I will 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:22.560 now open up your convenience store. Listen. I'm a I'm 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:26.480 a downright local dude. I love local dude. I love 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:30.000 I love downright dirty, local and dirty. I like it. 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:33.080 I like I like going to like your supermarkets. You 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:36.639 open a local and dirty No. I like rolling up 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.480 my sleeves. I like getting into the neighborhoods. I like 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:42.520 going to I like doing things in the community. I 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.639 like hanging out in neighborhoods with people that's not in 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.320 your bio, but that in your bio. Listen for as 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.880 much you could make fun of me for being bougie, 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.000 as much as you want. I know the slices already. 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:55.960 Do you have this rapport? We can do that. Yeah? 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.320 Can we talk about you being boogie? Let me finish 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.040 my sentence first. Oh, I'm ready. At the heart of it. 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:04.960 At my core, I love going to neighborhoods and hanging 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:08.800 out with people and doing these types of you know, restaurants, 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.800 bar nights. I like a good like a local dive, 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.480 a place that's been open for like seventy eighty years. 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:17.640 I love those places just as much as I do 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.440 to you. Yeah, you go dive for dinner, Dude. If 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.840 I didn't have the job I had, I would want 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:24.399 to be I have to go to those places. I 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.679 would want to be Guy Fieri. I would want to 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.160 travel America and go to these cities and then really 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:34.000 get into it and try awesome food and hang out 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.199 with new people. What about you, what would you do 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:40.960 if you weren't doing this, say, being unemployed, Oh, you're sorry. 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:43.680 That's a bad question. Bad timing on that question for you? 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:47.000 What would you do if you didn't have a job? Erase, erase, 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.520 you weren't in the podcast, you didn't have a podcast, 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:52.359 and you you you're not in the radio business or 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:55.959 the broadcast industry. What field? Where would you be right now? Dad? 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.919 I used to be in retail and restaurants. I used 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.040 to manage restaurants and reat tell you ask me what 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.280 I want to do. I want to I want to 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:06.800 write comedy for you know, TV shows. Okay, that's ultimately 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:08.320 what I want to do. That's what I'm working on 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:13.240 working towards. Okay. So yeah, although I I I am 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.200 doing some like I said, I'm I'm writing for Wacky Packages, 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:19.040 and I have a possible gig with a with a 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:21.520 big couple of big influencers. I want me to write 0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:23.280 songs for them. So I'm you know, I'm keeping busy. 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:25.200 But as far as like my ultimate gig, I don't 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.680 know to be Guy Fiertti. But that's not the because 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:29.680 I couldn't be Guy Fiertti because I would go in 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:31.280 every restaurant and be like, I can't eat that take 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:34.360 off the mustard and the cheese. Right. No, yeah, more 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.040 so for me like what they make and I have 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:38.320 to like, oh, you're you're famous for that great take 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.359 off those four things. My god, no way, no shot, 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.879 I'm I'm an as Is guy. I want to know 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:47.280 what made you famous? What? What's that signature thing? I wanted? 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:49.440 Just the way that you make? Okay, So Seth Meyers 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.000 had a guy on he's a burger expert. He travels 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.480 the country looking for the best burgers, and he also 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.919 owns a restaurant. And he said that it's you know 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:04.560 what the uh it's it's carrots, potatoes and celery, or right, carrots, 0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:07.840 potatoes and celery. Is is the the the Holy Grail, 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:11.080 the three it's called the is it the Myraplex, the 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:17.159 the mirror Pua? Right, it's it's carrots, potatoes and no, 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:23.800 it's carrots, celery and onions potatoes. No, no, sir, you're wrong, 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:29.520 Good day, sir. It's what is it? It's it's carrots, 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:36.159 onions and celery. That's mirror, plaw, the Holy Grail, the 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:40.960 Holy Trinity, they call it. Yeah, okay, no potatoes, brody, 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:44.520 all right, but but go on with your bad yes, 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:46.760 onion council. Yeah, we used to make red clam chowder 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:48.920 rolling roaster in Brooklyn and that was what it was. Yeah, 0:21:48.920 --> 0:21:53.959 it was. Yeah anyway, So apparently the Midwest or Southwest 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:58.320 or I think it was Midwest Trilogy on a Burger 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:04.320 and he said it's on every classic burger is mustard, onions, 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:08.400 and pickles. Really those are three things I would never eat. 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:12.720 So I'm done, Like for me, you know what the 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:14.920 trilogy on on a on a hambur on a cheeseburger 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:18.399 is for you, cheese and ketchup, cheese, ketchup and meat. 0:22:18.680 --> 0:22:21.240 That's the holy trilogy. I don't eat mustard, I don't 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.439 eat onions, and I hate you guys know, I hate pickles. 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.480 So so Seth Mars was like, oh, yeah, make it perfect, 0:22:26.520 --> 0:22:28.639 great and he ate it because he likes those things. 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:31.560 I could never do that, ye like, oh, give me 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:34.040 your specialty unless it was playing pancakes. Like what am 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:35.879 I gonna do? Yeah? If I want to make you 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:40.040 this this jumbalaya, what's in it? If I owned a 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.760 place and you walked in, I would smack you upside 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:44.720 the head with my spatula and kick you the fuck out. 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:46.280 No way, Dade, I would have you if you if 0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:48.160 you walked in and you were you were a guy Fieri, 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:50.480 I would tell you that we don't have enough product 0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:53.800 for you. You're out. Okay, great, okay. So speaking of 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.320 Scary being bougie, Oh great, great, can't wait, we go. 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:57.560 I want to tell you. I gotta tell you about 0:22:57.560 --> 0:23:00.000 the lunch we had at Scary's house, at his apartment. 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:03.560 Couldn't do that. Next, Oh, I wanted to onto the 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:06.000 bougie thing. Oh the bougie part. Okay, Oh, you wanted 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:08.440 to tell the punch No, no, onto the bougie part, 0:23:08.760 --> 0:23:11.480 he says, Oh, bro, I got you. Ketchup. He takes 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:14.040 out a bottle. It's got a label at the top 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:17.000 of green label it says plant based, which is weird 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:20.119 because ketchup is, you know, made from tomatoes, which is fine. 0:23:20.160 --> 0:23:24.040 I guess the plant based he gives me organicville made 0:23:24.040 --> 0:23:28.040 with a GAVI nectar. Ketchup. The ship he gives me, 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:30.679 I would walk out of any restaurant to have that 0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:35.800 on the table. Well, you know what ingredient was missing? Yeah, 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:38.639 high fructose corns there. High fructose corns here, which is 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:42.320 the number you simply simply hines doesn't have high fructose. Well, 0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:45.360 simply Hines serve that to me. Simply Hide will serve 0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:49.600 me Mike's cola. When I came over, Simply Hines doesn't 0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:51.760 have does not have it, and next to one I buy, 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.520 all right, well maybe I should get that. But anything 0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:58.320 with high organic Hines well also organic Ville doesn't add 0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:01.959 sugar like they still sugar in the simply hinds. What 0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:05.000 I'm telling you is using a gave nectar is a 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:10.040 natural sweetener that's better for you in your ketchup. That's all. 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:13.399 Now you're the ketchup expert. By the way, did you 0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:17.440 watch the video I sent you? Which one Stephen Colbert 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:19.040 on his show one of the band members, I hate 0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:22.480 that all the band members had new sponsors. Oh I watch. 0:24:22.600 --> 0:24:25.120 I watched that. The trumpet player did a bit where 0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.439 like he comes to parties and blows his trumpet when 0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:29.520 people are annoying at parties and the guy is talking 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:30.959 all the way. He's like, yeah, I want to tell 0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:33.199 you about all the probiotics in this and and you 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:35.000 can't eat that because it's got this and oh it's great, 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:37.479 just like we had. I will watch that video. It 0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:39.720 was you, so let me tell you why how scary 0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:43.200 is Bouchie? But after this, after this, because I oh god, 0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:46.600 damn it. Okay, all right, we'll go it's the Boy podcast. 0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:51.399 My god, David Brody's you watch something else? What do 0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:53.320 you got? What you have on things? I know you 0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:55.480 have so many things, but you're just like, all right, 0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:58.160 feel free, you come on the come on the air 0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:01.240 here and you start attacking me. I'm fired up because 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:06.240 of my bio, which I shot down, ripping me for 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:08.439 like what I'm serving you at lunch? Do these are 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:13.320 the condiments? People? Organicville ketchup? But now what? Now? A'm 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:15.600 was like, it sounds like a sitcom where they can't 0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:23.040 show real products, so they have fake products on the table. Organicville, right, yeah, 0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:26.000 it is kind of a stupid name for a product. 0:25:26.040 --> 0:25:28.000 You know, Like Jerry Seinfeld walks into his kitchen with 0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:29.879 all the cereal boxes. He's like, oh, you want some ketchup? 0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:38.159 I got Organicville, goes oh Jerry, uh yeah, And of 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:41.280 course George goes, Jerry, you can't send me organic vill ketchup, 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.639 which is basically what I did. He sounded like him there, 0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:46.359 because you know, George is Larry David. So that's why 0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:49.720 it all makes sense. So last night we're on the phone. 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:52.440 I was out walking my dogs and in the background 0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:58.919 I hear out of nowhere, I hear oh. I said, scary, 0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.360 what what is that noise? And he says, Oh, that's 0:26:01.359 --> 0:26:06.840 my new diceon. And I said, do you mean vacuum cleaner. Hecause, yeah, 0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:09.920 he just put a new Dicon. So I said, I said, 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.600 why couldn't you just say that's my new vacuum. Why 0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:16.119 do you have to like name the brand name. Nobody 0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:18.440 says that because it's not. It was your microwave would 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:20.360 be like, oh, that's that's my ge. You'd say that's 0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:24.119 my micro Because Dyson doesn't make vacuums. They make machines. Okay, 0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.199 they have a machine. They're not a sponsor, no, but 0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:29.119 they have a sponsor that I have dice in. I 0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:31.639 have an air purifier from Dicon. Actually have two. One 0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:34.320 from my living room, living room, one from my bedroom. 0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:37.480 I bought my girlfriend and my sister and my mom. 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:39.840 God rest your salt at the time. The dice in 0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:44.960 the dice in hair dryer, which every every woman wants, 0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:46.720 and a lot of it. If I if it turns 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:48.040 your hair dryer on, you want to be like, oh, 0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:50.280 it's my dceon it's say's your hair dry? You would 0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:52.040 say it's your dicing. Well, the dice in is a 0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:57.600 it's it's bigger than it's larger than the product. Scary 0:26:57.680 --> 0:27:00.399 driving his car? Honk kok, What was that scary? Oh 0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:03.320 that was the b my BMW horn. Now it's just 0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:07.119 your horn. Scary. So you take you take exception to 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:09.960 me calling it my dice. You called it a Dyson 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.040 as opposed to a vacuum cleaner. Well, nobody talks like that. 0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:16.879 I was unpacking it, but I was really the instructions. 0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:18.879 Well no, no, no, hold on, I want to get 0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:20.199 to that in a minute. But oh, brody, what's that 0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.920 noise in the background. Sorry, my Samsung q l ed 0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:24.920 is a little loud in the background. My four K 0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:27.639 Samsung is allowed. No, I wouldn't go I wouldn't go 0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:30.919 that far. I think that okay. I think because I 0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:33.600 was unpacking it, I was reading the instructions. I was 0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:35.560 trying to connect it to my to the app on 0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:39.040 my phone because it actually it's part of your your 0:27:39.240 --> 0:27:42.640 The dice in app is all dice in world products, right, 0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:44.199 so all they all talk to I don't know if 0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:45.720 to talk to each other. But anyway, I say it 0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:47.719 as scary. I say, Scary, why would you turn your 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:50.800 vacuum on or'or on the phone. He says, I'm trying 0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:52.760 to program it? I am, I said, what do you mean? 0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:54.600 You're trying to program it? We're on the phone, and 0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:57.200 Scary says, why he's trying to program it? How he's 0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:59.359 trying to program it? Right? I was trying to Scary, 0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:01.520 why are you trying to program I was trying to 0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:05.240 change the language from English to Spanish. Yeah, why would 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:09.040 that be scary? That's because I'm not going to be 0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:12.000 the main user of said Dyson. It's gonna be my 0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:20.200 it's gonna be my cleaning person. That cleaning person. So 0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.960 you're cleaning Stella and you're switching it to Spanish so 0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:26.159 she can so she can understand it full well that 0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.280 you will never operate it. She doesn't speak English very well. 0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.240 So what do you want me to do? You can't 0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:35.760 make this ship up. There's a reason. And by the way, 0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:39.240 why didn't you say that? Maybe is my housekeeper's dice? 0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.360 I bet you Dyson is listen. I'm not saying they're 0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:47.360 racist or anything, but they only give you the instructions 0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.800 in English and Spanish and if you want on the 0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:53.360 languages French. People in need it. It's a hold on. 0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:57.720 It's a worldwide brand and it's they're not instruction booklets. 0:28:57.720 --> 0:28:59.600 They're not even from the world. I don't think they're 0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:02.520 America and are they They're different, like a different country anyway, 0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:05.600 So this is German. I don't know what I will 0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:08.479 say this. I give them a lot of credit because 0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:12.680 when I clicked on the language selection in alphabetical order, 0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:16.920 it had about seventy different languages that you can set 0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:19.560 your dyce in too. Because there's a read at the 0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:23.880 vacuum has a they're British, their British ever on their screen. 0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:26.160 There's like a you know, a readout. It's like an 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:30.640 LED read you know screen. So named after Sir James Dyson, 0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.880 the British inventor who was born in England. He's the dude. 0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:35.640 He is named after the guy, but he's not the guy. 0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:40.160 He is the Steve Jobs of Europe. With this product, 0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:44.239 any dice in anything that anything that you get in 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:48.360 the world of Dyson is properly is awesomely packaged, much 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:52.080 like Apple products. There's a lot of thought and he's 0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:55.440 the guy. Yeah, that was that went into that went 0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:59.960 into preparing your package commercial for Dyson. Sound sounds familiar, though, Brody. 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.880 How you refer to Dyson as your vacuum similarly the 0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:07.440 way I pack envelopes for Slices when I send out 0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:11.760 T shirts because everything matters. Hey Daz with the sexy voice. 0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:13.960 If you listen to Slice time a couple of days ago. Okay, 0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:17.920 I packed your your package up right? Did you care 0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:20.720 that it wasn't perfectly straight with a ruler and and 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:24.200 uh and uh and and a level as I can 0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:26.520 hear her right now screaming that she wants a little 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:29.440 bit more TLC. Next time I drew hard, I drew 0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.360 her big bombs on her on her shirt. That's more 0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:36.000 important than you wrote Stacy and spelled Stacy wrong. Haven't 0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.760 heard from Stacy yet or Billy. Well, I'll say this 0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:42.479 because I fixed it just to just to just to 0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:46.480 like defend myself. Okay, one more thing about Dyson. Okay, yeah, 0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:48.520 all right, it's not when you go not a commercial? 0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:52.400 Not a commercial? No, oh my god, yes, no, I 0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:58.160 have to defend myself. Does diceon and parabins? Sure they're 0:30:58.200 --> 0:30:59.760 a little bit more money. But take a look at 0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:03.120 the hair dry ladies. Ladies, ladies, look at the hair dryer. 0:31:03.920 --> 0:31:05.920 You're not going to burn your fucking hair when you 0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:08.360 use it. Why ladies, men have hair, They use their 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:11.200 hair dryers, I know, and they're there are two There 0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:14.320 are things of like three beauty products that are phenomenal, 0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:18.160 top of the market. But it doesn't. It won't burn 0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:20.560 your hair to a crisp when you're drying it, but 0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:23.840 yet it will. It will dry your hair quickly, and 0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:27.440 so take a look at the benefits and features of 0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:30.240 what it can do and how it's healthier for you 0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:34.280 and your hair so you're not destroying your hair. What? Yeah, 0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:36.200 did you? Did you buy the Gen size the Gen 0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:39.680 five outside cordless vacuum with eight accessories in nickel blue? 0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:43.800 Damn straight? I did? Seriously, the one I just picked 0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:48.000 at random? The Gen five, the Gen five Direct, the 0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:50.960 Gen five cordless vacuum with eight accessories? Is Gen five? 0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:55.480 What the direct? Whatever it is? Gen five Outside, doesn't matter. 0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.120 It's the brand new one. Gen five Outside is on 0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:02.680 sale at Best Buys. You want to take a guess, okay, Brody, no, okay, 0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:05.640 just let's move on, Let's move pay less for their cars, 0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.880 Let's move on. So I'm gonna say anyway, I want 0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:10.240 to make what do you referred to it as your Dyson? 0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.640 I would have called it my my, the thing I'm financing. 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:16.640 Holy shit, who's your bastard, dude? I don't have kids, 0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:20.120 suspended on. Let's let's let's okay. I went to right, 0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:21.880 you gave birth to a housekeeper. I went to a 0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:25.560 community college, so I didn't have bills. Sally May, family May. 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.840 Brooklyn College is in a community college. It's a city college, 0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.880 a city college, all right, So I had no a 0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.520 lot of people have what the Fanny May and the 0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:38.040 Freddie Mack problems. No that people will the state mostly 0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:42.000 college loans, college loans, student loans. Right, never had the 0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:44.560 student loan issue because I went to a local school, 0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.840 humble beginnings, and I saved my money, and I don't 0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:50.960 have any kids or family. I live alone in an apartment, 0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:53.960 in a one bedroom apartment. So so yes, I will 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.880 be splurging on traveling, and yes I'll splurge on a 0:32:56.920 --> 0:33:03.800 frigging appliance or two on Stella's vacuum. Estella, Estella, Estella. Yeah, 0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:07.240 her vacuum. So we all have you know, I you know, 0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:12.200 that's it. Who do you want me to do? Make 0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:13.920 fun of me? Keep making fun of me? And yeah 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.600 and my, oh, can't forget my seven million forms of 0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:21.800 sixty three thousand dollars system that we broadcast on. That's 0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:25.520 where my money goes. I know, I know Ober Uber 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:28.600 is drinking food. Take a look at my If you 0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:32.760 look at my annual expenses, you'll see exactly where my 0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:35.640 money goes. And and how somebody else who has a 0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:39.600 family of five or six, you know, we're you know, 0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:42.280 where they're forced to spend their money. But yeah, no, 0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:44.000 I don't speaking to Uber. Did you send me the 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.880 video of the self driving car in Arizona? That was me? 0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:49.320 That was you did. Did you look at the car? 0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.520 Did you look at the comments? I didn't look at 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:54.440 the comments. I just know the company was like weyno 0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.400 or something like that. Yeah, way moolee guy was like, yeah, 0:33:57.440 --> 0:34:01.000 it stands for way more dangerous, way more dangerous. So 0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:03.240 so somebody wrote a lot of people writing we'll explain 0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:05.280 what we have to explain what this is. So basically 0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:08.279 driving car like like uberc he shows up, it shows up. 0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:10.960 There's a code in. There's no one get in the car, right, 0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:12.680 but there's no driver. It's a self driving car. Some 0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:15.400 self driving car means no. But the thing is a 0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:18.120 lot of times they you're talking about for deliveries and stuff. 0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:20.520 But in this case it's a self driving it's Huber 0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:23.359 self driving. No one's in the car, right, it picks 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:24.880 you up. You put a code in, it opens the 0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:27.560 door like on your phone in the app. The door opens, 0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.360 you get in, you can put your own music, you 0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:31.080 can put there's like a little tablet in the back 0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:34.120 or a screen, and you control everything, right, no more 0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.160 listening to like music from God knows where in the 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:37.560 world you have to be forced to listen to. And 0:34:37.600 --> 0:34:40.160 the car, the driver likes music from wherever he's from me. 0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:42.560 And then there's nobody in the in the driver's see 0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.200 you think, or smell or cigar smell or what. And 0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:48.840 the steering wheel is steering itself. It's like just randomly 0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:51.640 like it's crazy to watch it, you know. In motion, 0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:53.880 we can we can talk like, well, first of all, 0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:56.880 would you ever get in that yes? Okay, the local 0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.719 street driving? Maybe would you get on the highway? Uh? Yes? 0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:02.239 But the answer for both is not in New York 0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:05.480 right now, It's being used in Arizona. Ask you that, 0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:07.600 I said, will you get in it? Yes? Right now? 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.799 Yes in Arizona. And would you get in it? I 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:13.040 think easy drivers everywhere, we need a few more years 0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:15.160 on that. I would do it in Arizona. I would 0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.280 do it in Arizona. So a lot of the comments 0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:20.600 from the from the from the Karens, like it's gonna 0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:24.440 cause people jobs, people jobs, You're gonna you're gonna put 0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:28.520 Uber out of business, right, so, look okay, Like I 0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:31.239 always feel bad when people lose jobs. I do. But 0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:34.719 were the same people crying in this post about Uber 0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:38.440 and lyft drivers losing their income? Were they also crying 0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:41.720 when cab drivers lost their income because Uber and left? Correct? 0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.759 They were were horse and buggy people fans crying when 0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:51.520 cabs were invented. No, because technology moves on and either 0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:54.200 you're here for it or you get left behind. Right. 0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:56.160 So he came to like, oh, this is terrible, it's 0:35:56.160 --> 0:36:00.440 gonna everything that everything in in prov I sold one 0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:02.440 comment it said, do you want to go back to 0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:05.239 home phones? This way operators can get their jobs back, 0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:07.759 which I thought was very was poignant, like remember you 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:10.719 used to call the operator, Hello operator, and you're like, yeah, 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:12.480 can I can I give me the phone number for 0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:15.200 Scary Jones and such and such towns. All these advancements. 0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:18.799 People have to realize all these advancements are for you know, 0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:23.680 quickness and speed and brevity, and it's for to benefit us. 0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:28.319 And so unfortunately toll takers go by the wayside. The 0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:31.080 job drives up, there are no toll takers, and then 0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:33.680 they're losing their job. That's unfortunate. Do you want to 0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:36.560 wait in six minute lines? No fucking way, you're told 0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:38.560 you want to go zip right through the easy pass. 0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:41.719 I feel bad if you're a toll taker. I do. 0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:45.160 But you can't every everything that that's progressed. You can't go, 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.080 oh my god, think about the jobs that a love. 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.160 You also have to think about the people building those cars. 0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:52.759 There's revenue there for people building self driving cars. The 0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:55.440 scientists who are the inventors who came up with the technology. 0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:59.840 There's a great book which we read in college and 0:37:01.000 --> 0:37:03.200 it's and honestly, and this is me being serious for 0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:04.879 a second, was that the last book you read? Yeah, 0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:09.040 huh huh. This is It's called Who Moved My cheese. 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:12.280 Of course, it's a great book. It's a simple read. 0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:15.480 It's it's you know, I hate reading, but it's literally 0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:17.440 like it's it's like a very easy read and it's 0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:20.200 a soft you know, it's it's it's a small book. 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.160 It's it's it'll take you. You can probably get to 0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:24.000 the book in a couple of hours. But here's what 0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:31.160 it is ahead what the the the point is it's 0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.480 for anybody, and it's for people who might might be moving, 0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.160 making a career choice, or losing their job or like 0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:38.840 oh shit, now what it's a perfect read for you 0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:42.680 at that time because you will realize that that things 0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:44.919 move on and things move to different places. But you've 0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:47.759 got to go now find you know, the cheese. It's 0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:52.759 obviously a metaphor a metaphor, right, So the mouse is 0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.040 always finds the cheese at the end of the labyrinth. 0:37:55.040 --> 0:37:57.000 They go the same way, it's the same routine. So 0:37:57.160 --> 0:38:01.959 now the cheese has been moved, meaning industry has dried 0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:05.799 the jobs have dried up somewhere else. Now you've got 0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:09.520 to go find a new path to get that cheese 0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:11.200 or what is the new piece of cheese that you 0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:14.120 can go after. So it's a great book, and it will. 0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:17.120 It'll probably help you out immensely, especially if you're going 0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:18.880 through tough time. Trying to point out that, for me, 0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:20.960 the best part of taking an uber or a lyft 0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:25.040 is the driver. I enjoy the conversations. I enjoy the 0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:27.160 people I've driven with, except for the guy who gave 0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:29.160 me less than five stars and ruined my rating. But 0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:32.120 other than that, I like those guys. I like people 0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:34.319 working hard for a living and they're personable and fun. 0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:36.440 I don't want abody to lose their job. But you 0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:38.560 can't look at technology and your first thing you think 0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:41.760 of is the job. I was all like, for instance, 0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:45.040 you just mentioned that book, right, yep, great book. I'm 0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:46.640 glad you read it. I didn't know that you read 0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.719 it years ago, but I probably should read it again 0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:53.440 these days. So if you listen to an audio book, 0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:57.600 someone could say, oh, you're putting the book printing people 0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:01.560 out of business. Right. You're putting libraries at of business. 0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:04.760 You're putting mom and pop bookshops at a business. Any 0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.479 technology is going to cost somebody else's technology. It's gonna 0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:11.359 it's gonna it's gonna hurt somebody else's business. But if 0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:12.520 you look at it and go, I can't listen to 0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:14.920 an audiobook because the mom and pop bookstore is going 0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:17.600 to suffer. Can't You can't. You can't think that way. 0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:21.480 You know, have to move forward and any for anybody. 0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:24.239 This is for anybody who didn't want to lose the 0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:28.080 button on their iPhone. Oh my god, the touchscreen button. 0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:31.840 No button company didn't go out of business, No in 0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:35.840 this case. In this case, it's gonna be obsolete in 0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:38.080 a year or so. Always go with the new, if 0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:41.279 you can go with what's new and what's next, because 0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.719 the technology is never moving backwards, it's always moving forward. No, 0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:47.880 but look, I'll never forget the iPhone ten, that the 0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:52.000 X that was the first phone in the iPhone world 0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:54.680 without a no, without it without a button like a 0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:58.400 home button that at some point. Yeah, Apple was always 0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:01.080 known for having that head that that press that button 0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:04.160 and takes you back home. So many people were against it. 0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:07.359 They're like, no, no, no. So iPhone was coming out 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:12.000 with their elevens and twelves and thirteen's, and and I 0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:14.399 have a couple of friends who shall remain nameless, who 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.040 are like, they went from an iPhone six, but they 0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:20.560 went to an iPhone eight because they didn't at that 0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:23.720 time when the twelve was out. There's no, no, no, no, 0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:25.560 I want the button. I want the button. I'm like, no, 0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:29.360 you're an idiot. You know you need to adapt because 0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:33.359 this is where it's going. Rip the band date off. Yeah. 0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:36.919 I have sometimes stepped down in technology slightly. Know there's 0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:40.319 a change. Oh god, don't do it. No, no, no, no, 0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.360 I haven't stepped backwards, but I've done that, where like 0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:46.160 I want the last model before the change. So for instance, 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.160 I got my car. It's not a wise idea. At 0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:50.760 least was up. What's that? It's not a wise idea, 0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:53.600 but okay, Sometimes you want to wait until the like 0:40:53.600 --> 0:40:56.360 for instance, the Dodge charges coming out as an electric 0:40:56.440 --> 0:41:00.640 vehicle next year. The twenty twenty fives believe, well, late 0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:04.600 twenty four, they'll be out. You're it's a common practice, 0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:07.440 your knowledge. Rather, you never buy a car in its 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:10.360 first redesign model a year because they haven't gotten the 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:13.279 kinks out, they haven't gotten the mistakes out. Yeah, that's 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.640 that's when they go, oh fuck, who the thing falls off? 0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:19.319 I see, well yeah, there is that, right, okay, right, 0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:21.200 So I don't I don't always jump. So I bought 0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.200 my car when the lease ended, so I can still 0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:26.920 drive a gas car until such time as the electric 0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:31.319 chargers are perfected and smoothed out, and then I'll make 0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:34.360 the jump. I wait. It was like the SD cards. 0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.040 Android phones used to have SD cards. You could put 0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:39.799 extra memory and increase your memory by increasing the SD cards, 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:42.880 which was great. I waited until they came out with 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:45.319 phones with so much friggin memory built in. I had 0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.160 a terror byte now on my phone. Now I don't 0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:49.520 eat an SD card, But like iPhones, you buy a 0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:51.480 sixty four gig one hundred and twenty a gig you fucked. 0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:54.560 On Samsung, you could put in a five hundred and 0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:57.400 twelve terror byte SD card and increase the memory anytime 0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:58.880 you want it. Then when the card filled up, you 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.399 take it out you pop a new caught in. All right, 0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:03.279 Well they got rid of that. So I had to 0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:05.759 wait because I didn't like the phone that didn't have 0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:08.000 the SD card because I didn't have enough memory. I waited 0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:09.520 a couple of models, and now you can get a 0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:11.680 phone with a terrabyte up memory. Now I don't have 0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:13.239 to worry about it. Now it's like I got as 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.399 much memory as I want ok wait as this d 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:22.239 card as this DCRD nice with Skarri and Rody. Hey. 0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:27.080 I liked Slice time this week very entertaining too, but really, really, people, 0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:29.680 can we cut back? You're missing out if you're not No, 0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:32.000 but though first no, oh yeah, that's point number one. 0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:34.120 You're missing out if you're not if you're not listening 0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:36.560 to it. Tim, they have me rolling love you, Tim, 0:42:37.040 --> 0:42:39.840 you got you gotta check it out. Uh, but but 0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:44.239 my point until here's a crap sandwich, here's the ship 0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:47.520 in the middle. Please can we stop leaving three, four, 0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:49.680 five in a row. I understand you can't get it 0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:52.440 all out in one, but we're getting at two or 0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:55.160 three as far who I know, I think I think one, 0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:59.560 maybe two, two, but I think beyond that it's just cumbersome. 0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:03.160 I you know, I don't know. I don't know. It's 0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:06.879 hard for me to you know, who am I. We're here, 0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:10.839 We're here doing this for like sixty seventy minutes an episode, 0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:14.719 and then we're trying to tell people to squeeze something 0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:18.399 in the thirty seconds. By the way, it's just a lot. 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.399 I guess the last one was the last. The last 0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:23.719 one was close to an Amberson. Well, we want to 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.520 get as many voices on as possible. We want to 0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:27.279 get everybody on there. Find the multiple I don't mind 0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:30.680 the multiple messages. What you don't need to do is, uh, 0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:34.439 this is Mike from Adams Abada again, addis Ababa uh 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:37.840 calling again? You just go Mike, just you can just continue. 0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:39.959 You don't have to do the whole long intro again. 0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:43.600 Hey this is Pete you know from Yeah, because they 0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:45.560 come in constant, they come in a row, they come 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:48.320 in a row, right, yeah, but yeah, anyway, well otherwise 0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:51.000 it's it's this week was very funny, very funny, and 0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:52.600 we had it. We had a new character call. We 0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:57.480 had eight was Angel from from California. Yeah from the 0:43:57.520 --> 0:44:00.000 Angel Angel from California. Who knows San Diego. He was 0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:06.280 from somewhere southern California. Yep, follow along, Yeah, yes, go ahead, 0:44:06.600 --> 0:44:10.680 No hit me with something, hit you, yeah, me with something? Yeah, 0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:13.520 my stuff's more about now. It could wait. It could 0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:17.560 wait because I'm going in Amsterdam next month. No, no, 0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:20.319 well I'd rather do it closer to my vacation. I 0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:24.000 told you I got into the an frankaust A right update. No, 0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.640 you didn't oh are you bringing Wait a minute, are 0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:28.480 you doing the regrand opening of the An frank Hous 0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:32.239 You can bring in red scissors. I know a guy. 0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:35.359 I don't know how, but okay, all these years of 0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:38.520 in Amsterdam, the and Frank House, Yeah yeah, I'm going 0:44:38.520 --> 0:44:41.000 to Amsterdam at the end of the month and then 0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:42.800 Frank House is one of those things that I really 0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:44.560 really I feel like I can't go there and not 0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:46.239 go to the Ant Frank House. But it's sold out. 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:49.080 You're a guy who explores cities, it's sold out through July. 0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:50.920 Can't get in. It's one of the hot it's the 0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:55.800 hottest thing in town. Everybody's talking about it. So unfortunately 0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:59.320 we got shut what's the guy's name from from SNL 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:03.600 that that Stephan Bill Hayda, Stephan ste Fun. Oh. The 0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:06.719 n Frank House. It's got everything. It's got it's got staircases, 0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:10.280 it's got it's got hidden passageways, it's got holes and walls. 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:12.960 It's the hottest club in the city. It's the Ann 0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:17.919 Frank House, the hottest club in Amsterdam is it's got, 0:45:17.960 --> 0:45:22.799 it's got pictures of Nazis, you names, it's so so 0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:26.600 you know, all these years of doing the morning show. 0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:29.359 One of the behind the scenes thing that a lot 0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:34.320 of slices don't realize is our show, our station Z 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:39.480 one hundred New York happens to be world renowned. I 0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:43.279 don't know how it became this way, but everyone in 0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:46.359 the world, a lot of radio stations and morning shows 0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:49.080 in the world they look up to Z one hundred 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:52.480 and our morning show. We are the I guess, the 0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.960 gold standard for so many people around the world. So 0:45:56.520 --> 0:45:59.279 a lot of times we go places or if we 0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:03.880 visit these city and we run into radio people like 0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:07.320 they'll know who I am, which is crazy. Or they'll 0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:10.520 come on their vacations to New York, the first thing 0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:11.640 they want to do is they want to come up 0:46:11.680 --> 0:46:14.959 and visit. iHeart and we've given how many tours would 0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:17.840 you say, Brody over the years of for thousands, like 0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:21.520 you know, the Paris Morning Show, here, the Capitol Radio, 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:24.319 the BBC. I got invited to go. In fact, I 0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.680 got invited years ago to speak at a radio conference 0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:30.040 in Amsterdam, yep, the Virgin RADI didn't know that ZE 0:46:30.040 --> 0:46:32.359 one hundred knowledge right, you know from a producer from 0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:35.560 all over from Australia and New Zealand, you had a 0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:37.960 visitor yesterday or the day before. Who's who I know 0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:42.040 is a friend of mine? Pretty pretty, pretty, yeah, pretty. 0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:45.680 She does radio in Dubai and she does this is 0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:48.759 her week's vacation. And she's from Queen's. She moved there 0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:51.000 sixteen years ago to do radio because she wanted to 0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:54.080 be like Danielle from our Big show. Yeah I'm a 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:56.839 she wanted to be and she said, I don't care. 0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:58.759 And she took a job reading news in Dubai for 0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:01.320 sixteen sixteen years ago, and she's now the co host 0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:05.120 on the Virgin Radio's morning show, the Chris Fade, The 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:08.759 Chris Fade Show. So Chris also not from Dubai. No, 0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:11.759 see me a little story you're not aware of. After 0:47:11.800 --> 0:47:13.759 you tell me about her, keep going, well, No, I'm 0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:16.200 moving on to the reason. I'm getting closer to why 0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:18.560 what I was talking about of my aunt Frank hookup. 0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:21.440 So all these years I'm talking about pretty later, So 0:47:21.600 --> 0:47:24.839 all of these years of doing radio tours, when these 0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:28.279 people came to town, people that knew us and loved us. 0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:31.360 You know, we were like these little celebrities in their circles, 0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:35.799 and unbeknownst to us, has paid off a couple of 0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:39.560 I think it was last year, a gentleman named Nils 0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:41.840 and I e l s or Niles. I don't know 0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:45.359 how I came to visit the studios. I gave him 0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:46.920 a tour. We gave him a tour. He hung out 0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:51.239 with us and he was on holiday from his morning show, 0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:55.440 and we were talking, just shooting the shit. And he 0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:58.880 follows me on social media and he also listens to 0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:01.720 the show on you know, on a delay. Of course, 0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:07.040 he heard me on the radio begging to get into 0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:09.960 the Anne Frank House. He's a couple of days behind, 0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:12.319 so he slid into my d MS and he goes, 0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:14.719 you are looking for a guy. I'm a couple of 0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:20.719 days behind. Scary, but I got you. Bro. Nils talk 0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:24.440 to somebody one of his guys local boots on the 0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:28.439 ground in Amsterdam. Oh, don't say, don't stay boots. It's 0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:31.560 not what boots on the ground. Yeah, the you know, 0:48:31.600 --> 0:48:33.759 the Goose Steppers had the boots that. I don't know what. 0:48:33.880 --> 0:48:35.800 I didn't know that to be a bad thing. Okay, 0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.480 what we can't we're canceling another word. No, I'm not 0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:41.480 Indian style Chris cross Apples, what are you doing? He 0:48:41.560 --> 0:48:43.600 was thinking of the Nazis, were of those those famous 0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:46.400 black boots. That was not I was I was not 0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:50.800 even okay, wasn't even have you been to Boots in England? Brodie, 0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:52.719 Your mind works in weird ways, man, I wasn't even 0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:54.560 going there, dude. It wasn't even a joke. That's a 0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:57.080 great pharmacy that has food and and and boots. That's 0:48:57.120 --> 0:49:01.120 Boots the Chemist anyway. So so he's like, dude, I 0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:05.400 know someone, and he knew people on the inside, and 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:08.040 he's like, I got I got five tickets for you 0:49:08.080 --> 0:49:10.600 set up. He goes, You're gonna meet me, We're gonna 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:13.120 hang out, We're gonna beat you over there, says you 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:16.120 got backstage passes. They got us a tour of I 0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:19.080 don't know what they got us, but apparently they they've 0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:22.120 been informed that me and my five u Jamochis from 0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:26.600 Brooklyn are coming to visit. Oh. I mean, I'm paying retail. 0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:30.320 Hasn't that house been through enough? All I want is access. 0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:32.440 I don't want a discount. I want I want them. 0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:34.480 You know what I'm saying. I will pay retail. I 0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.920 don't want a discount. I feel we were taking free 0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:38.560 shit these days. I want you to shoot me an 0:49:38.560 --> 0:49:40.120 email the minute you walk out of the house with 0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:43.359 your thoughts. Okay, I mean it's gonna be whether all 0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:46.759 this trouble was worth it for you, because because again 0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:49.080 it was important to me to go. I'm curious as 0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:51.880 to how I think everyone should see it. It's gonna agree. 0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:56.560 It's heavy. I know you you don't, especially, no, but 0:49:56.920 --> 0:49:59.600 it's also important for the whole world to see because 0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.120 you know, people don't want to repeat history, right, You 0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.520 don't want to see shit going on, so you want 0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:07.919 to see how it was. That's also why I don't 0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:10.880 like when things are edited or or torn down and bullshit. 0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:13.520 I want to see. I want I want everything to 0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:16.480 to be and and look at things as an example 0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:19.000 of how not to do things going forward to you know, 0:50:19.040 --> 0:50:21.120 I mean whatever. The house has been altered a little 0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:22.600 bit for the you know, to make a museum out 0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:25.320 of course, you know, but it's it's still over And 0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:28.880 I got to tell you. The staircases are like eighteen 0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:34.400 hundred staircases. They're narrow, right, They're narrow, and they're very 0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:37.680 what's the world I'm looking for? They're very the angle 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:41.440 is bad. They're very almost like straight up. Yeah, well 0:50:41.520 --> 0:50:44.120 it's pep flimbing a ladder. People were smaller than and 0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.359 not you. David Brody, referring to the house in the 0:50:47.400 --> 0:50:50.800 eighteen hundreds, I said, as you said, the eighteen hundreds, 0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:52.960 because it's from the houses was built. Then. I don't 0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:54.320 know when the house was built. I don't remember. It 0:50:54.440 --> 0:50:57.359 was famous from the nineteen four it even before that, 0:50:57.960 --> 0:51:00.520 maybe seventeen hundreds when it was built. Don't think of it. 0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:02.600 But yeah, so so there you go. So yeah, so yeah, 0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:04.680 I got a guy, it worked, got a guy, get 0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:07.719 a hook up. Yeah, what about you? What say you there, 0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:11.960 David Brody as your microphone cut out, As the microphone 0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:13.200 cut out, No, no, I want to. I want to. 0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:15.239 I'm looking up when when the house was built? No, 0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.560 but you want to. You wanted to add something about 0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:24.399 pretea pretty pretty pretty deep, pretty deep. So I don't 0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:30.200 know anyone remembers. David knows. She came to visit the 0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:34.799 Morning Show yesterday. But when there was an opening on 0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:39.040 our Morning Show that Gandhi ultimately filled, did she mention 0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:42.319 that she applied? No, she was she we gotta we 0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:46.600 got a demo. Her demo submitted for the and uh, 0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:49.960 she was very good. But we obviously Elvia selected Gandhi 0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:52.239 and made a wise choice. But she was someone who 0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:55.680 passionately wanted to be part of the morning show and 0:51:57.080 --> 0:51:59.400 I did ask her, so we we interviewed her on 0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:03.320 the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast for Tuesday, April tenth, 0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:05.960 Is that right? And she didn't say anything day Wednesday, 0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:09.279 April tenth, and she I asked her the question. I said, hey, No, 0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:12.480 she didn't mention that, but I said, hey, look, sixteen 0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:14.760 years doing this and now you're you know, you're getting 0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:16.399 married or she is married. I don't know if she's 0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:19.719 gazed married, she's married. You've built your life there. Your 0:52:19.760 --> 0:52:22.160 husband's from not from you know. I think he's from 0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.480 there as well, right wherever he's from, but not here, 0:52:25.280 --> 0:52:28.320 not from Queen's I said, now, what would you change it? 0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:31.880 Would would just you know, would you if something came 0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:34.600 available in the future, would you want to work in 0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:37.520 the United States or anywhere or anywhere close to home? 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.080 And she gave me a hard no. She's like, no, 0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:43.200 she's I'm really happy I built my life. I wish 0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:46.000 we could talk to her, damn it, I should have anyway, 0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:49.399 But anyway, yeah, So that's it. So she's super happy there, 0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:55.120 kind of cool. I'm impressed that she learned a new culture, 0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:58.040 and I mean I think she they broadcast in English. Yeah, 0:52:58.080 --> 0:53:00.320 but still to be part of a completely different culture 0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:02.959 for where nobody? Would you do that? Would you? Would 0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:05.120 you move out of here and go somewhere out of 0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:07.560 Brooklyn to New Jersey? Was traumatic? I still haven't recovered. 0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:11.440 I can't do it. Oh, I've looked at radio positions 0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.680 around the country. People have contacted me and said, you know, 0:53:14.840 --> 0:53:16.719 there's this great position for you. You'd be perfect for 0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:19.600 in Chicago. There's this great position. I don't like, I'm 0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:21.120 not doing that, but you would have to start over 0:53:21.239 --> 0:53:25.680 knowing nobody. Yeah. Well, there was one position in Washington, 0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:28.160 d C. I was interested in. But it was in Washington, 0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:31.080 d C. Somebody mentioned it to me and I'm like, oh, 0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.840 that'd be great because I know Elliott down there. Yeah, well, 0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:35.360 I'm not moving to Washington. What do you say to 0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:40.279 taking chances? Who sings that? Celine Dion? So yeah, what 0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:43.880 do you say, would you take a chance? Listen? The 0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:46.320 last chance I talked was quitting my job and working 0:53:46.320 --> 0:53:48.919 at Z one hundred for free, and then now look 0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:51.080 at you. Now look at me. No not working for 0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:54.960 free again? No, look at you? Bypassed the twenty five 0:53:55.040 --> 0:53:58.120 years of success. What I'm saying is, look at twenty 0:53:58.120 --> 0:54:00.919 four and a half. Look at you? Then? Why where 0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:05.759 you are? So? Now? What? So? Now? Now think about it, 0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:09.399 Think about just taking a chance and just starting over. 0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:12.960 There could be some excitement there. I have, I have 0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:18.839 delved into and looked into and I'm considering different industries. Yes, 0:54:18.880 --> 0:54:20.239 that's what I've been doing. That's the whole point of 0:54:20.239 --> 0:54:23.080 allness was to try something new and take a break. 0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:26.920 And I've applied for some TV shows, I've I've I've 0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:33.360 I applied for some cable news stuff, you know, different 0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:37.080 things different than than radio. And I've been in talks 0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:42.040 to UH to help some political things on some UH 0:54:42.239 --> 0:54:44.719 social media, a company that that's very interested in working 0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:49.560 with me. So yeah, lots of different things other than radio. Okay, Yeah, 0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:53.080 it's scary, it's frightening, But you wouldn't physically move to 0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:56.000 a place where you don't have your your friend network 0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:58.000 and my family and your family mine. I got, I 0:54:58.000 --> 0:55:00.560 get a family. Your family left you. I you're your 0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:02.120 kids are your kids are out of the car out 0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:03.880 of that? How kids are all My kids are all 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:05.719 out of that. Yeah, but you know they come home 0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:09.239 at some point. But no, I'm not leaving. First of all, 0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:11.440 my wife has a job in Manhattan. You know, I'm 0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:13.400 not moving away from her. So that's not gonna happen. 0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:16.719 Uh No, there's a plenty, there's plenty of opportunities in 0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:18.839 the New York trist Did area. I'm not worried. Would 0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:22.080 you be able to convince her to move? Hey, honey, 0:55:22.239 --> 0:55:25.440 got this great, great job opportunity in LA let's go. 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:27.840 At one point, at one point, about a year and 0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:30.360 a half ago, she said, if you've got a really 0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:33.520 good job somewhere, I would move with you. Wow. I 0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:34.880 don't know. I don't know that was I don't know 0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:39.000 if that was the wine talking. I don't know. We 0:55:39.000 --> 0:55:41.120 were out for dinner, so I don't know. I don't know. 0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:45.400 The industry that we've chosen, it really isn't what's that. 0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:48.000 It's not an easy industry we've chosen. In fact, it's 0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:52.680 extremely nomadic. It's we're I mean, we're the anomaly. You know, 0:55:52.880 --> 0:55:55.840 most people move around the country, Like look at Elvis's career, 0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:58.000 where it's taken him, he's been everywhere he's been at 0:55:58.000 --> 0:56:02.160 a radio. Like I give you a funny story I 0:56:02.400 --> 0:56:05.319 popped up on my Facebook. Timeline is a company that 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:10.080 makes really nice light up signs that you can customize. 0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:13.120 And it's and and the example, it's a DJ name. 0:56:13.239 --> 0:56:15.560 And the whole thing was that you could put your 0:56:15.640 --> 0:56:19.239 DJ name, have it customized, and like hang it at 0:56:19.239 --> 0:56:22.120 your studio in your background and have like you know, 0:56:22.200 --> 0:56:24.920 like you say, Scary Jones on it, right right. But 0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:28.160 a lot of DJs pulling the curtains back for the 0:56:28.239 --> 0:56:31.080 for the audience with slices. A lot of DJs changed 0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:34.160 their name every time they move cities. Yeah wow, Like yeah, 0:56:34.200 --> 0:56:35.680 you think they still do that. I feel like it 0:56:35.719 --> 0:56:40.160 was like that in the nineties, but uh ah, scream. 0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:42.160 If you take a look at all the DJs in 0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:45.960 New York or any city, pick a city the biggest 0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:49.680 DJs you, you will find that there was some other 0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:52.719 radio name in another city. Yes, No One on No 0:56:52.719 --> 0:56:54.440 One on Z one hundred. I mean everyone uses their 0:56:54.480 --> 0:56:58.360 real names, but like, you've always been Scary Jones. But 0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:00.239 they're like if if you're like let's say you're like 0:57:01.440 --> 0:57:05.520 Mike Knight and you and you go to Oklahoma and 0:57:05.560 --> 0:57:09.000 there's another guy on the radio named Eric Knight. They're 0:57:09.000 --> 0:57:11.239 gonna tell you to change your radio name. Yeah, you're 0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:15.320 now Mike Day. Right, They're like, you can't use that 0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:18.080 name here, we have that you change your name. So, like, 0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:19.840 why would you buy a DJ sign? You might have 0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:22.440 to change your name to another other name, right then 0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:26.600 you then the signs useless. That's radio, that's radio. Nah. 0:57:26.720 --> 0:57:28.640 But again, everyone at the morning show we worked on 0:57:29.520 --> 0:57:33.600 was fortunate. I mean Gandhi. Gandhi worked in Columbus, She 0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:38.439 worked in Boston, right, she moved around. Yeah, Josh worked 0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:40.600 in Cleveland. But for the most part, everyone on that 0:57:40.960 --> 0:57:43.600 show has only worked there. Yea, they haven't moved around 0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:46.240 a lot. Crazy, That's awesome. Although Scotty worked in Iowa 0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:49.080 for like a week inn he and and yeah, yeah 0:57:49.160 --> 0:57:52.280 pretty much. You would you go to La Yes, Would 0:57:52.320 --> 0:57:54.600 you go to a smaller market probably not? Probably not. 0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:57.400 I would need to go to like Miami, Like if 0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:01.480 they gave you your own morning show in I'm not 0:58:01.520 --> 0:58:06.800 gonna pick out a city the size of Milwaukee, no 0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:10.240 medium sized city. You couldn't do it. I don't think 0:58:10.240 --> 0:58:12.880 I could. Now this defense the Milwaukee I'm just spoiled. 0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:18.320 So you could go to La Miami, maybe Philly. Yeah, 0:58:19.200 --> 0:58:20.880 that's done a lot of other options for you. No, 0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:24.000 not too many. Hey, it's Scary Jones from Brooklyn Rock 0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:30.880 and Oklahoma's Finest with me folks the Glen Boys Podcast. 0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:35.680 We will be right back. How you feeling, Brodie, I'm 0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:38.320 good feel although I was. I had a dilemma and 0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:39.640 I wanted I wanted to know how you would have 0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:43.960 handled this. Okay. I went to a concert Monday night. 0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:48.960 I went to see my two favorite guitar players and 0:58:49.560 --> 0:58:53.040 Steve I. Steve I if you're if you're a hard 0:58:53.120 --> 0:58:56.400 rock fan from the eighties and nineties. He not only 0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:59.280 is a great solo guitarist, he played with David Lee Roth, 0:58:59.760 --> 0:59:04.120 he played with White Snake. Joe Satriani is currently in 0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:06.600 a band with Sammy Hagar from Van Halen. You're about 0:59:06.600 --> 0:59:08.800 to go on tour to do a tribute to Eddie 0:59:08.880 --> 0:59:11.600 van Halen. These two of the greatest guitar players of 0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:14.040 all time, and they grew up together in Carl Place, 0:59:14.080 --> 0:59:17.560 Long Island. Joe was a guitar teacher at eighteen and 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:19.480 Steve I came to his door at fourteen, with a 0:59:19.520 --> 0:59:21.440 guitar and said he wanted to take guitar lessons. Do 0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:24.120 who imagine your guitar teacher. Now you're two of the 0:59:24.160 --> 0:59:27.920 greatest guitar players of all time. That's pretty sure. Satriani 0:59:28.000 --> 0:59:32.280 was also Kirk Hammett's guitar teacher. Kirk Hammitt from Metallica. Anyway, 0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:34.360 So I go to the concert and I got I'm 0:59:34.360 --> 0:59:35.720 a big fan of a dork from these guys. I 0:59:35.720 --> 0:59:40.240 love these guys since I'm a teenager long time, and 0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:43.160 I want to buy a shirt before the show starts 0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:45.000 because sometimes after the show that sold out. So I'm like, 0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:47.200 I'm gonna get a shirt, and there's two guys behind 0:59:47.200 --> 0:59:50.800 the counter selling shirts. Guy on the left looks like he's, 0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:53.480 I don't know, in his forties, long hair, tattoos all 0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:56.520 over his arm, typical rock guy. Nothing wrong with him. 0:59:57.160 --> 1:00:00.280 The other guy selling shirts behind the counter, know he's 1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:02.760 got the boxes of shirts, the shirt shirt post a 1:00:02.800 --> 1:00:05.000 shirt shirt. You know, nobody's talking to them. It's just 1:00:05.000 --> 1:00:08.280 buying shirt leaving, buying shirt leaving. This guy's like six 1:00:08.320 --> 1:00:11.720 foot two, looks like he's in his late twenties early thirties. 1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:15.280 Good looking kid, but he looks just like Steve I, 1:00:15.880 --> 1:00:18.920 the guy I'm going to see in concert. So I'm like, 1:00:18.960 --> 1:00:22.560 I think that's Steve I's son. Steve's son. His name 1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:25.360 is fire right, he's a cool name a rock stark 1:00:25.400 --> 1:00:28.600 and name is kid Fire. And he was trying to 1:00:28.640 --> 1:00:31.439 buy merch. No, he was selling it. He was behind 1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:36.320 You wouldn't think. You wouldn't think that Steve I would 1:00:36.320 --> 1:00:38.919 put his son to work. Well, here's the thing. He's 1:00:38.920 --> 1:00:42.080 part of the road crew. So like the roadies before 1:00:42.120 --> 1:00:44.880 the show, they sell shirts as part of their job. 1:00:45.840 --> 1:00:47.640 But his son is one of the guys. So I'm looking. 1:00:47.640 --> 1:00:50.000 I'm going, it's really a shit. That's Steve. So I'm 1:00:50.000 --> 1:00:52.240 gonna go buy a shirt. So I go up to 1:00:52.280 --> 1:00:55.520 the line with Steve's son because I want to talk 1:00:55.560 --> 1:00:57.600 to him. So I go up and there's no one 1:00:57.640 --> 1:00:59.600 on that line. All the guys are at the tattooed 1:00:59.600 --> 1:01:02.200 guys line, and and and I guess he was talking 1:01:02.240 --> 1:01:04.000 to the line backed up. So I walk right up 1:01:04.000 --> 1:01:05.120 to the line and the second in line, I get 1:01:05.160 --> 1:01:07.080 up there and I go, he goes, what do you want? 1:01:07.120 --> 1:01:08.800 I go, I was going to get the green Tor shirt. 1:01:08.800 --> 1:01:12.080 He goes, Okay, I said, uh, fire right. He goes, yeah, 1:01:12.240 --> 1:01:15.200 you caught me. Yep, you found me. They said, dude, 1:01:15.320 --> 1:01:18.200 that's awesome. You look just like your dad. He's out 1:01:18.240 --> 1:01:22.920 there and nobody he looked like. His father is also 1:01:22.960 --> 1:01:25.360 like six ' five, Like, he looks just like his father. 1:01:26.920 --> 1:01:29.280 Look like, how is nobody likes whatever? And now look, 1:01:29.600 --> 1:01:31.320 if people met my kids, they'd be like, oh, dad, 1:01:31.360 --> 1:01:34.360 your dad's really cool whatever. No, they wouldn't. They wouldn't 1:01:34.360 --> 1:01:38.760 think so people would say that to my kids. Right, So, like, 1:01:39.000 --> 1:01:41.960 this guy's not famous other than his father's famous, but 1:01:42.000 --> 1:01:44.360 I'm excited to talk to him because it's Steve I's son. 1:01:44.800 --> 1:01:46.120 So I said, hey, listen, I just want you to 1:01:46.160 --> 1:01:48.600 know because I don't have I don't work in radio anymore, 1:01:48.600 --> 1:01:50.200 so I don't have connections with the label. I can't 1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:52.840 go backstage anymore. I'm like, I just want you to know. 1:01:52.960 --> 1:01:56.240 I'm been a fan of your father's since I'm eighteen 1:01:56.320 --> 1:02:00.040 years old, and I used to work in radio, and 1:02:00.160 --> 1:02:03.560 I've met almost every rock star on the planet that 1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:06.560 I've ever wanted to meet. Jimmy Page from led Zeppelin, 1:02:07.120 --> 1:02:11.280 kiss you know, ac DC, I've met everybody I've wanted 1:02:11.280 --> 1:02:13.840 to meet your father is one of the only people 1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:16.640 I have never met in my life, and I hope 1:02:16.680 --> 1:02:18.920 I get to meet him after the show. And then 1:02:18.960 --> 1:02:20.600 he told you what the price was and told you 1:02:20.640 --> 1:02:23.920 to move along. You called it up line. No no no, no, no, 1:02:23.920 --> 1:02:28.120 no no. So he says to me, listen, after the show, 1:02:28.720 --> 1:02:31.520 they come out by the tour bus and my father 1:02:31.560 --> 1:02:34.160 will stop and take pictures and meet people. Get out. 1:02:34.360 --> 1:02:37.040 You should wait after the show, he goes, But I'm 1:02:37.080 --> 1:02:39.280 not telling anybody else that I'm telling you. I go, hey, 1:02:39.280 --> 1:02:42.520 that's really cool, thank you. So he gives he gives 1:02:42.600 --> 1:02:44.880 me the shirt. I give him my credit card for 1:02:44.960 --> 1:02:47.720 the forty bucks for a T shirt. But I'm like, 1:02:47.920 --> 1:02:49.560 you know what, I'm splurging. I don't go out a lot. 1:02:49.600 --> 1:02:52.600 I'm gonna buy the T shirt for forty bucks. He 1:02:52.760 --> 1:03:01.200 turns the digital screen around for the tip. Ah, I 1:03:01.320 --> 1:03:04.400 love it. There it is. Every time you see a 1:03:04.440 --> 1:03:07.960 fucking tablet, you know you're gonna get fucking pressured into 1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:10.560 a tip. And he doesn't have to be food or drink. 1:03:10.760 --> 1:03:13.520 It's merch. So what does David Brody do in this case? 1:03:13.520 --> 1:03:16.200 It's my dilemma Normally, Now I just sent you a 1:03:16.280 --> 1:03:17.960 video right of the guy with the machine, and it 1:03:18.080 --> 1:03:20.680 keeps asking for tips. Normally I'd be like, I'm not 1:03:20.720 --> 1:03:22.520 gonna give a fucking tip. The guy handed me a 1:03:22.560 --> 1:03:25.520 T shirt, Dude, I gotta guess why, hold on, hold on? 1:03:25.960 --> 1:03:28.840 He handed me a T shirt. His father's name is 1:03:28.880 --> 1:03:32.800 on the shirt. He's getting paid, and he's rich. His 1:03:32.920 --> 1:03:36.560 father's a multi multi millionaire, and he's selling shirts with 1:03:36.680 --> 1:03:39.800 his last name on it. I gotta tip him, However, scary, 1:03:39.800 --> 1:03:43.120 what's my dilemma. The dilemma is he gave you a tip, 1:03:43.320 --> 1:03:46.040 the hottest tip you could that you get get probably 1:03:46.080 --> 1:03:47.760 gonna meet his dad at the end of the show 1:03:47.800 --> 1:03:50.280 and take pictures with him and fulfill your lifelong dream. 1:03:50.560 --> 1:03:53.960 So with that said, you gotta leave him ten dollars, 1:03:54.720 --> 1:03:56.800 round it off to fifty, call it a day. So 1:03:57.240 --> 1:03:59.760 I gave come, correct, David Brody, I gave him. I 1:03:59.800 --> 1:04:02.520 gave give him a fifteen percent tip, which was which 1:04:02.640 --> 1:04:07.120 was six bucks. Okay, that's just like admirable, respectable. Yes, 1:04:07.200 --> 1:04:08.840 So I was like I would have given him. In 1:04:08.840 --> 1:04:10.920 my mind, I'm thinking, this is the last guy I 1:04:10.920 --> 1:04:14.040 would give a tip to, like, right, because because he 1:04:14.120 --> 1:04:16.520 checks all the boxes of why you wouldn't tip the 1:04:16.520 --> 1:04:19.080 person right, right? But he did what he wanted to do. 1:04:19.120 --> 1:04:21.000 You took a shirt, he took a shirt out of 1:04:21.000 --> 1:04:24.080 a box. He handed me the shirt, right, and and 1:04:24.280 --> 1:04:27.920 they wanted a tip for that. Okay, so here's here. 1:04:28.040 --> 1:04:29.800 So so I'm like, how do I not give the 1:04:29.800 --> 1:04:32.360 guy a tip? In my mind is racing scary. I'm 1:04:32.360 --> 1:04:34.640 hearing the curb your enthusiasm music. I'm like, how do 1:04:34.720 --> 1:04:38.240 I make hold on? Let me help you with that guy. 1:04:39.680 --> 1:04:42.600 This fucking guy wants to meet my father. He was 1:04:42.640 --> 1:04:45.040 in radio, and he's not gonna give a tip. What 1:04:45.200 --> 1:04:47.200 kind of fan? If he's a real fan, I'll give 1:04:47.200 --> 1:04:49.280 a tip this chief. Fuck I'm gonna tell my father 1:04:49.360 --> 1:04:51.840 not to take a picture of it. Fuck him. I 1:04:51.920 --> 1:04:54.080 like how I gave him a tip? Of course you did. 1:04:54.640 --> 1:04:56.960 I like I like how you're you're you're in his mind. 1:04:57.360 --> 1:04:59.440 You're you're in his brain, in his mind thinking I 1:04:59.440 --> 1:05:01.120 gotta give him. I don't give him a tip on. 1:05:01.480 --> 1:05:03.280 I like how the Larry David music is playing in 1:05:03.280 --> 1:05:05.680 his brain to you? Yeah for a change. Okay, So 1:05:05.720 --> 1:05:09.640 here's what happens after the show. I see him on stage, 1:05:09.680 --> 1:05:13.760 he's helping, like move the equipment off the stage. He's working. Okay, 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:16.000 the show ends. Where was this vent? What venue was 1:05:16.080 --> 1:05:19.160 this count Basie Theater in Red Bank, New Jersey. Oh, 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:22.440 that's only a few thousand people. Yeah, that's great. So 1:05:22.560 --> 1:05:25.280 I go, I go outside. There's a tour bus right 1:05:25.320 --> 1:05:28.120 in front. Everybody leaves, everybody goes home. It's like at 1:05:28.120 --> 1:05:30.280 this point the show ended, like ten fifteen, and that's 1:05:30.280 --> 1:05:34.200 when Brody goes into stalker mode. Yeah right now. Now 1:05:34.200 --> 1:05:38.000 I'm I'm regular Joe fan, creeping radio guy anymore that 1:05:38.120 --> 1:05:40.920 guy with passes. I'm just guy wanting to meet a celebrity. 1:05:41.600 --> 1:05:46.760 So I sit on the ledge and I'm there's a 1:05:46.800 --> 1:05:48.960 guy next to me, and there's there's a young a 1:05:49.000 --> 1:05:50.960 young couple that looked like that I don't know, they 1:05:50.960 --> 1:05:53.520 were like teen agers, waiting to meet him. And it's 1:05:53.560 --> 1:05:55.720 like five of us, and there's a tour bus and 1:05:55.760 --> 1:06:01.440 we're waiting like forty minutes, and all of a sudden, 1:06:04.000 --> 1:06:06.840 Steve Weiss kids Fire comes out of the front of 1:06:06.840 --> 1:06:09.840 the club, front out of the theater, pushing a big 1:06:10.520 --> 1:06:15.360 heavy thing of equipment on wheels with another guy. And 1:06:15.400 --> 1:06:17.600 he goes by and I go, hey, hey, Fire, and 1:06:17.640 --> 1:06:20.520 he sees me and he goes, hey, they come out 1:06:20.520 --> 1:06:24.760 from the side, not from here. My father's inside this 1:06:24.880 --> 1:06:31.520 box Taylors swift swift style. She does that right, So 1:06:31.600 --> 1:06:34.520 he whispers to me and nobody else heard it. So 1:06:34.600 --> 1:06:37.040 I go around the corner and there's ten people waiting 1:06:37.040 --> 1:06:39.320 to meet to meet the guys after the show. There's 1:06:39.320 --> 1:06:41.280 a back entry side entrance. You didn't tell the people 1:06:41.320 --> 1:06:44.560 you were with waiting. You're like these people but to me, 1:06:45.320 --> 1:06:48.360 whispered to me people that were also raided. Way you 1:06:48.480 --> 1:06:50.480 figured it out. Like five minutes later, they followed me 1:06:50.920 --> 1:06:53.000 because they saw I was talking to Steve and I 1:06:53.080 --> 1:06:56.360 went anyway. So I ended up going back to the 1:06:56.440 --> 1:06:59.240 side and I was like tenth and then I was like, 1:06:59.400 --> 1:07:01.920 so there was a barricade and behind the barricade was 1:07:01.960 --> 1:07:05.320 the bus in the back station. Sure are you? So 1:07:05.720 --> 1:07:08.560 I am behind this woman who's leaning against the barricade, 1:07:09.320 --> 1:07:10.720 and I'm standing there for a while, and you know, 1:07:10.760 --> 1:07:12.080 I have a bad back. I can't stand for a 1:07:12.080 --> 1:07:15.360 long time. I say to the woman, do you mind 1:07:15.400 --> 1:07:17.400 if I lean against the barricade. I'll give you a 1:07:17.440 --> 1:07:19.560 spot back, I promise, But I just would I'd like 1:07:19.600 --> 1:07:22.040 to be able to lean just yeah, no problem, lean back, 1:07:22.080 --> 1:07:24.800 so lean back. I go to the I go, I'm now, 1:07:24.800 --> 1:07:27.680 I'm on the barricade. I'm front row, baby barricade, front row. 1:07:28.240 --> 1:07:32.040 Nice whole position. Yep. We wait another hour. Oh to 1:07:32.120 --> 1:07:35.000 that point the woman whose spot I took says, I 1:07:35.320 --> 1:07:38.600 can't wait, I gotta go, and she and her boyfriend leave. 1:07:39.240 --> 1:07:41.880 Now I got front position on the barricade. Steve I 1:07:42.000 --> 1:07:45.280 comes out. Finally the whole position, David Brody front and center, 1:07:45.400 --> 1:07:48.440 right there. Can't miss him, the whack job standing there 1:07:48.520 --> 1:07:51.400 behind the gate, saying, this guy is a fucking screwball 1:07:51.640 --> 1:07:54.000 hanging out for two hours after my fucking show. My 1:07:54.080 --> 1:07:56.439 gig is done. What the fuck does this troll want? 1:07:57.000 --> 1:07:59.360 Right now, before Steve comes out, I left something out. 1:07:59.600 --> 1:08:02.400 The sun comes out again. Yeah, the fire not not 1:08:02.440 --> 1:08:04.919 the son from the eclipse. The fire fire comes out. 1:08:05.360 --> 1:08:07.520 He sees me and he gives me au. He gives 1:08:07.560 --> 1:08:10.560 me a finger point and goes back inside, like I 1:08:10.560 --> 1:08:13.840 see you man. Yep, good job. Ten minutes later, the 1:08:13.840 --> 1:08:18.040 father comes out, comes right to me, who comes right 1:08:18.120 --> 1:08:20.160 to me nice and says, hey, man, thanks for coming 1:08:20.160 --> 1:08:22.599 out tonight. He goes Steve, I love you, and all 1:08:22.640 --> 1:08:24.920 of a sudden, I'm like Joe Fan again like I 1:08:25.000 --> 1:08:27.080 was with sent you, would you give me the old 1:08:27.120 --> 1:08:31.760 weird al? Yeah, I just said, hey, can we get 1:08:31.760 --> 1:08:34.080 a picture? He goes absolutely, So I got the picture. 1:08:34.080 --> 1:08:35.479 Now he's on one side, the barricade on the other. 1:08:35.520 --> 1:08:37.080 But still I got a picture. Steve. I got to 1:08:37.080 --> 1:08:40.360 meet him so much. The tip paid off, baby, Yes 1:08:40.400 --> 1:08:43.840 it did. Yes, And here I was thinking, you can't 1:08:43.880 --> 1:08:46.160 tip the rich kid's son, Like, what are you doing 1:08:46.400 --> 1:08:49.680 in this case? You do in every other scenario. When 1:08:49.720 --> 1:08:52.240 they swivel that fucking iPad around, I know what's coming. 1:08:52.320 --> 1:08:55.400 I go, fuck yourself. I want I want to buy 1:08:55.439 --> 1:08:57.760 some til and all at the airport. I got a 1:08:57.760 --> 1:09:01.479 fucking tip on that ship. You go to news for 1:09:01.520 --> 1:09:03.000 the tip. He did say thank you very much for 1:09:03.000 --> 1:09:05.800 the tip. Okay, he listened. He's a very well mannered, 1:09:05.880 --> 1:09:09.120 well spoken, polite kid. You know, no no qualms about it. 1:09:09.160 --> 1:09:10.439 I told you I would have given him the thing 1:09:10.479 --> 1:09:12.479 went around if I had been but the other guy 1:09:12.520 --> 1:09:14.800 with the long handed heavy metal guy, I hate that. 1:09:14.960 --> 1:09:18.360 No way, uh, no way. The dude the iPad swivel, 1:09:18.439 --> 1:09:21.320 When they swivel it around, I'm like you know it's coming. Yeah, 1:09:21.320 --> 1:09:23.559 But the worst is when you go to these fucking stores, 1:09:23.640 --> 1:09:26.960 these no again Airport Hudson News. You're the fucking worst. 1:09:27.360 --> 1:09:31.920 Because I'm buying Doritos, I'm buying a bottled water. I 1:09:31.920 --> 1:09:33.880 I went to the thing, I picked it up, and 1:09:33.920 --> 1:09:36.240 now I'm carrying the ship out and you have the 1:09:36.280 --> 1:09:38.879 balls to approach me for a tip. Go fuck yourself. 1:09:38.960 --> 1:09:41.160 I'm with you on that one, David Brody, because you 1:09:41.160 --> 1:09:44.639 didn't prepare anything. Never tip the shirt guy normal No Zero. 1:09:44.800 --> 1:09:47.639 And this happened at the Justin Timberlay concert. I bought 1:09:47.640 --> 1:09:50.439 that justin Timberlay hoodie, which, by the way, nice, by 1:09:50.439 --> 1:09:53.080 the way, it doesn't fit, is now for sale. It 1:09:53.200 --> 1:09:55.880 was a one night only show at Irving Plaza and 1:09:56.040 --> 1:09:58.720 there it was the fucking they do the swivel and 1:09:58.760 --> 1:10:01.760 the tip. It's it's it's a money grab. Brody. You're 1:10:01.800 --> 1:10:05.080 doing this on purpose knowing that some people, well you're 1:10:05.120 --> 1:10:07.280 just gonna run. No, they're gonna run up the score 1:10:07.600 --> 1:10:11.040 and make extra money because they play on people's guilt 1:10:11.200 --> 1:10:13.599 or they like are people's not knowing what to do 1:10:13.640 --> 1:10:18.240 in that situation. Most people, even if they make even 1:10:18.320 --> 1:10:22.080 if twenty percent of the people tip. Look at all 1:10:22.120 --> 1:10:24.360 the profits they're gonna make off of that extra, So 1:10:24.439 --> 1:10:27.000 they have fucked up, fucked up the machine. The tip 1:10:27.000 --> 1:10:29.560 machine is used like ten percent fifty. Then as a 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:32.519 button says custom tip. I want a button that says, 1:10:32.840 --> 1:10:35.240 smallest fucking tip you can give that looks like you 1:10:35.240 --> 1:10:37.160 gave a tip. That's what I want the button to say. 1:10:37.240 --> 1:10:39.320 Some of them give like a ten cent tip. Oh yeah, 1:10:39.360 --> 1:10:41.559 some of them are programming. Work hard, you deserve a tip. 1:10:41.600 --> 1:10:43.720 But if you turn around grabbing your dad's shirt and 1:10:43.760 --> 1:10:46.200 hand it to me, come on that right, We're not 1:10:46.320 --> 1:10:48.320 talking about let's be clear, we're not talking about you 1:10:48.360 --> 1:10:51.519 preparing anything, no food, no drink. You're it's literally you're 1:10:51.560 --> 1:10:54.360 at a fucking pharmacy, a grocery store or whatever from 1:10:54.479 --> 1:10:56.320 my house to fix something. Even if you're the fucking 1:10:56.400 --> 1:10:59.320 phone company. I'm gonna tip you your PC ANDNG. I'm 1:10:59.320 --> 1:11:01.679 gonna tip you because you did a service in my house. 1:11:01.680 --> 1:11:04.800 That's fine. I can't, but don't hand me a shirt. 1:11:04.840 --> 1:11:06.800 Don't do that. No, and you knowize if I would 1:11:06.800 --> 1:11:09.080 have given him twenty percent, that's eight bucks to turn 1:11:09.120 --> 1:11:12.000 around hand meer's shirt. Right. But in this case because 1:11:12.000 --> 1:11:14.559 he gave you that pro tip about his dad. I 1:11:14.560 --> 1:11:16.439 would have left to meet his father. I would have left. 1:11:16.479 --> 1:11:18.719 I would have left him ten dollars in that one scenario. 1:11:18.800 --> 1:11:21.639 I'm like, you know what, make it fifty. You're fucking cool. 1:11:21.680 --> 1:11:25.080 Thank you kid. Yeah, well, but that's it. But that's 1:11:25.120 --> 1:11:29.240 the only reason, and it's it's an isolated case. Never again, 1:11:29.600 --> 1:11:33.639 no way. But next episode, I'm gonna tll you about 1:11:33.640 --> 1:11:36.080 the giant man I sat next to during the show. 1:11:36.280 --> 1:11:46.559 The Giant Man, Big Man, Big Man, Rowdy Boys, Boys