Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot ut up. They making noise,
Speaker 1: dot up, start up, dot Up, Episode two one of
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, how about that, David Brody,
Speaker 1: how about that Scary Jones. I'm feeling it, speaking of
Speaker 1: our names. We were given an assignment that we had
Speaker 1: to send headshots for the big podcast network that we're
Speaker 1: part of now, Yeah, the Illstrand podcast network. But we've
Speaker 1: been part of the rand podcast network, haven't we. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now they're like doing something with it. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: blowing it up in a good way, not like blowing
Speaker 1: it up, ending it. It's a glow. So they wanted
Speaker 1: us to write bios, and so I had to craft
Speaker 1: a bio about myself, as did I, as did yous.
Speaker 1: So I I wanted to read a little bit of
Speaker 1: of your bio. Oh really, because uh, you wrote it,
Speaker 1: you know, third person was supposed to write third person like,
Speaker 1: oh uh they you know, I wrote like David used
Speaker 1: to be a member of the show, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to just after I wrote mine, I
Speaker 1: got sent yours, and you know, some of the some
Speaker 1: of the stuff overlaps in what we wrote. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'd like to maybe read some of your bio then,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's only it's only fane. So this is
Speaker 1: what you wrote. As a Brooklyn native who moved to
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Scary isn't afraid to speak his mind. True.
Speaker 1: He's passionate and enthusiastic about what he stands for, authentic
Speaker 1: and transparent, telling it like it is. That's me, which
Speaker 1: is why listeners trust and embrace his unapologetic real talk style.
Speaker 1: Sounds like me so far. Okay, he's a huge local
Speaker 1: New York sports fan. I wouldn't say that you like
Speaker 1: one team a lot. You like one team medium, and
Speaker 1: you don't care about any of the teams. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. Maybe maybe I'm not a big I'm not
Speaker 1: a big hockey guy, and maybe I'm not a big
Speaker 1: ball basketball And he loves exploring new cities, which I do.
Speaker 1: You you what, what new cities have you explored? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Okay, let's wave on. Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've I've explored a lot of new cities. This is
Speaker 1: like when you recently your dating profile was you like
Speaker 1: going to museums, which was a lie. So back when
Speaker 1: AOL did its thing, there was an AOL profile, and
Speaker 1: I would it was like, yeah, he loved bars and
Speaker 1: cafes and taking long walks on the beach, right, and
Speaker 1: museums and museums, museums cafess. Well, they said that at
Speaker 1: the time when I was single. They're like, this is
Speaker 1: gonna this is gonna catch a lot of bees in
Speaker 1: the in the hive. This is the honey bee, the
Speaker 1: other honey. This is the hive of honey. You're gonna
Speaker 1: catch a lot of bees by by writing things like museums, cities,
Speaker 1: have you explore it's the softer side of skary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a third quarter scary has a lot
Speaker 1: of softer. Now the softer side is scary. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like the social side of seers. Right, it
Speaker 1: wasn't that a thing. So apparently Google everybody, Well a
Speaker 1: lot of the guys were going, yeah, gym workout right,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I like museums. I like the museums
Speaker 1: and cafe you go to the girl's gonna go what
Speaker 1: museums do you like? You're like, uh, name them. I
Speaker 1: like MoMA, I like the cloisters I like the Museum
Speaker 1: of what the met the Cloisters. When was the last
Speaker 1: time you were at the cloisters at the Gougenheim. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when was the last time you had to Googleheim? Tell
Speaker 1: me what street it's on. It's on Riverside Drive up
Speaker 1: in the upper west side to Gougenheim. It's in the hundreds.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's accurate or is that the
Speaker 1: one that's right. That might be the cloisters. I know
Speaker 1: where the met. The net is by the park. The
Speaker 1: Fifth Avenue is also by the park. The Guggenheim is
Speaker 1: right off Central Port Fu Do I know? I know,
Speaker 1: big museum guys. Tell me what cities? What new cities
Speaker 1: have you explored New York? No, I mean city, dude.
Speaker 1: I went to Singapore, I went to I went to Madrid, Spain.
Speaker 1: I went to I was in Where else did we go? No? No, no, Madrid,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I went to Oh, my goodness, I went
Speaker 1: to I love exploring new cities, no stop it. I
Speaker 1: was in Paris. I never went to Paris. I went
Speaker 1: all through Italy. I was in Sardinia. I was in
Speaker 1: the place where you in those cities you didn't go
Speaker 1: exploring cities. Well, yeah, Florence. What did you see in Barcelona? Barcelona?
Speaker 1: I went to Barcelona, I've been to I went to explore.
Speaker 1: I went to split Croatia. I went to Slovenia on
Speaker 1: this last trying to split Croatia. Why would you split Croatia?
Speaker 1: I went to split, I went to Croatia. I went
Speaker 1: to Corfu, Greece. Oh, tell me what you what did
Speaker 1: you learn in Croatio? What did you explore? Oh, we
Speaker 1: went to the top of mountain. We had an awesome
Speaker 1: lunch from a mom and pop place with beautiful views.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, way did you get sucked into
Speaker 1: would tour by an expert? No? No, it was an
Speaker 1: excursion and they were like the president and CEO of
Speaker 1: Norwegian Cruise Line went there with his family two weeks earlier.
Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me what you learned about Croatia. Give
Speaker 1: me some facts. What did you learned? What'd you explore? Uh?
Speaker 1: I went to see the waterfalls. They've got beautiful waterfalls.
Speaker 1: That's part of the city. There's caves in city. No,
Speaker 1: there's no city, not in the city. Okay, then that
Speaker 1: doesn't count. I want to know what explored. What new
Speaker 1: cities you've explored. Wait wait, Kansas City. Have you been
Speaker 1: to Saint Louis? No the city? Have you been to
Speaker 1: San Francisco cities? Wait? No, you're talking. I'm sorting about
Speaker 1: cities around the world. I'm like, here's a head that's
Speaker 1: around the world that counts. I went to Capri. I've
Speaker 1: been to Naples. Hold on, you want to tell me
Speaker 1: about Naples. What did you explore Naples? Not really, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did Naples. I went to I mean I went
Speaker 1: to the Blue Grotto. We took a boat to Capri,
Speaker 1: but went to Naples. I explored Naples. I ate, but
Speaker 1: these are major cities. Naples is your city, dude. It's
Speaker 1: the second largest city outside of Road. It's second to Rome.
Speaker 1: But you didn't. You didn't explore the city park in Italy.
Speaker 1: It's a second to Rome. And I've been to Rome
Speaker 1: three times. You explored Rome, Rome if you want to
Speaker 1: besides the Calacy, everything, everything, the Trevy Fountain, what do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about? I mean, dude, you really
Speaker 1: want me to get into a history lesson? Okay, let's
Speaker 1: move on with your profile. Let's move on. I mean,
Speaker 1: here is a social potterfly and highly engaged in pop culture.
Speaker 1: Events I went. I went to Singapore, you did hold on.
Speaker 1: You can often find him trying out new the newest bars, restaurants, lounges.
Speaker 1: You we go, that's fine, that's me, or stage m
Speaker 1: seeing ribbon cuttings. First of all, when when when you
Speaker 1: go on stage to mc a ribbon cutting. I've gone
Speaker 1: on stage. No, no, that's supposed to be stage at events,
Speaker 1: and I do it, says trying out, he says, Or
Speaker 1: on stage M seeing ribbon cuttings? Are you missing a comma?
Speaker 1: I think there's a that's a typo. So you're like,
Speaker 1: you get ribbon cut for a bridge. You go on stage.
Speaker 1: But the people welcome me to grand openings to take
Speaker 1: you know, ran closings and and I hang out and
Speaker 1: grand and cultural and charity events I go to like
Speaker 1: these big you know when they you know, when they
Speaker 1: give you the big scissors, the big scissors that I've held,
Speaker 1: the big scissors. They're like five in your profile. You
Speaker 1: want people listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast to know
Speaker 1: that you do cultural MCing and and charity events. I've
Speaker 1: done charity events. I've hosted a ton of charity events
Speaker 1: over the years. Scary is best described as a curious
Speaker 1: guy who is open to new experiences and taking a
Speaker 1: new challenge, unlike David Brody, who's the opposite, who's rigid
Speaker 1: and is a creature of habit. I'm not rigid. I'm
Speaker 1: more curious than you are. I look things up. You're
Speaker 1: very You're a very rigid man who's set in his ways. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're here in the the dust. Scary isn't afraid
Speaker 1: to speak his mind. He's passionate, enthusiastic about what he
Speaker 1: stands for. So so you're passion about what you stand for.
Speaker 1: Does that make you rigid? No? But you know you're
Speaker 1: you're I have unapologetic real talk style as you do. Well,
Speaker 1: this wasn't supposed to be a comparison. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you that was mine. I was like, Oh, let me
Speaker 1: see yours. So that was me. Oh, you show me yours,
Speaker 1: I'll show you mine. Yeah, mister Michael oh oh. Scary
Speaker 1: often plays funny characters I do, such as the relentless, repetitive,
Speaker 1: soft spoken telemarketer mister Michael Abenheimer. I see no problems
Speaker 1: so far with this entire U, this entire bio, except
Speaker 1: for the exploring cities and bullshit. I'll send you a
Speaker 1: lift list after the fine. It's fine. Fine, I've been
Speaker 1: I've been a real I've been a real I've been
Speaker 1: a real Degoneio. Have you been to South America? Let
Speaker 1: me think, yes, where I've been to Belize? Okay, Oh, Belieze,
Speaker 1: I've been there too, And Edward, I've been a Belize.
Speaker 1: I've been in Mexico. Several parts of Mexico I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been. Mexico doesn't count a South America though, No,
Speaker 1: I know Central America. I've been to the Dominican Actually, actually,
Speaker 1: Belieze would be Central America. I apologize. I've not been
Speaker 1: to South America. Okay, that's Central America, right, Belieze. So
Speaker 1: you know I've been to uh Dominican Republic. That's also
Speaker 1: not South America. That's Central America. No, but I went
Speaker 1: to Rio Dijonaio. Hello, the fucking tip of it all
Speaker 1: at the bottom, bitch. Rio dejion Arrow is not at
Speaker 1: the bottom. Uh. Brazil is on the north Brazil south America,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I don't know where Brazil. Yeah, Brazil is
Speaker 1: the entire right side of South America. Yeah, so wherever
Speaker 1: Rio is? I went there is the southern part of right.
Speaker 1: Don't cry for me? All right? All right, So there
Speaker 1: you go. So I think I think I explore cities.
Speaker 1: I've been to more cities than you, guaranteed. I've been
Speaker 1: about that. I've been. I've been a lot of travel.
Speaker 1: Been in Malibu, been all. I've been five cities in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I've been to Malibu. I've been to Hawaii. I've been
Speaker 1: to multiple islands in Hawaii. Which one I kind of
Speaker 1: like a poker, kind of like a pok. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like liy Dicky. I went to I've been to want
Speaker 1: a Peka peepe Hawaii. I think three islands in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Want a pika peepee. That's right. But you took a cruise,
Speaker 1: so you went island hopping. I got arrested on Maui
Speaker 1: and jump al and I got stopped by TSA because
Speaker 1: of that. I went to Venice. I've been to Venice.
Speaker 1: I've been to Rome. I haven't been that man. Well,
Speaker 1: travel here. I've been to Nice in the Isle of Greece.
Speaker 1: I went to Bed, I went to Nice. I went
Speaker 1: to Lisbon. There's a song lyric I've never been to Greece.
Speaker 1: I went to Liz Lisbon. I've been. I've been to Sorrento.
Speaker 1: I've been to That's a pastry shop in Brooklyn. Prento's
Speaker 1: Bakery is awesome. Yeah, surrender. I went to the other
Speaker 1: one too, all the one that that neighbors that I've
Speaker 1: been to, all the southern Italy. You think of Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: I want you to think of him touring cities and
Speaker 1: walking around with big says the Amfi Coast. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, why do I have to prove my resume
Speaker 1: to you. I don't understand. Just you know, because sometimes
Speaker 1: you lie and embellish when you run. But not this,
Speaker 1: not this, Oh, this is all accurate. It is. It's
Speaker 1: so far you have. This is transparent, Scary Jones, transparent
Speaker 1: speaks his mind. You are something else. David Brody, I've been.
Speaker 1: According to my iPhone, I've been to sixth thousand places, okay,
Speaker 1: but each restaurant on a block. I've been to Toronto.
Speaker 1: I've been to Montreal. Yes, yes, all right. Oh, I've
Speaker 1: got a Montreal story for you. Okay, we'll get there.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I prove myself to you, Dick, the Bahamas, Aruba.
Speaker 1: I've been to Saint Thomas. I've been to Saint Croix,
Speaker 1: San Juan, Puerto Rico, Saint John Same, what I mean, same,
Speaker 1: I've been there, oh, oh same. I've been to Belize,
Speaker 1: I've been, oh the you. I've been to yeah, ca't
Speaker 1: Coon and Cosammel, Plia del Carmen. Haven't been a tuloom yet.
Speaker 1: Am on my way? All right? You testing me? Now
Speaker 1: you've tested me. I've been to the island of what
Speaker 1: island is this? I took a picture on. I don't
Speaker 1: even know. Uh. Been to the Yucatan, to Guatemala, No,
Speaker 1: I have. Oh, I've been to Oh, I went to
Speaker 1: see the sloths in Rotan, r o A t A N.
Speaker 1: I was on that island. I was too on a cruise,
Speaker 1: ye on a cruise right, yeah, so yeah, so there
Speaker 1: I was. I was there. It was what's this island?
Speaker 1: I took two pictures on. I don't know anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: You've been in Columbia, right, Columbia. Both places I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been to medi Heat, Metagine and I've been to Cartagena.
Speaker 1: So I don't think I'm off base there, David Brody.
Speaker 1: When I say I'm a city, I export cities. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been Icelan, I've been Iceland. We've been to Iceland together.
Speaker 1: I've been to Iceland. Yes, we would add together. I
Speaker 1: went to Dublin. What what Okay? What city were we
Speaker 1: in Iceland? Rekovic, Recvic, Well, a couple we've been a
Speaker 1: Recuvic was one of them. Did I go to Belgrade?
Speaker 1: When did I go to Belgrade? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell? I don't think Serbia? Why is there eighteen pictures?
Speaker 1: Were not in Serbia? No? This is wrong? Are these
Speaker 1: are right? These are my pictures? Yeah? But anyway, I've
Speaker 1: been to Yeah, Montenegro, I've been to all right, all right,
Speaker 1: but again, you don't go exploring cities. You go to
Speaker 1: the beaches. Yeah, oh I've been. I've been to Majorca.
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to Barbia next month. I've been
Speaker 1: to my Orca. I'm went on a cruise. We'll stopped
Speaker 1: my Orca. But I wouldn't say I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a city by any stretch anyway. All right, do you know,
Speaker 1: by the way, you do know that we're Yeah, so
Speaker 1: the end of this month, we're going on a vacation.
Speaker 1: I got out with the week's vacation. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to Oh my god, is it that time? Read of
Speaker 1: you guys are going. It's time for me to return
Speaker 1: the favor for Tall Darren. He he he owns a
Speaker 1: place in Marbea, which is the south of Spain, which
Speaker 1: is Tall Darren's done very well for himself. So it's
Speaker 1: not my Orca and not Abitha. He owned. He has
Speaker 1: a place there, so he's blocked out some time and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meet him there. And then following that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to Amsterdam, which I've never been, which I'll
Speaker 1: check that off my list. I have been. Huh, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I loved Amsterdam. So I'm just gonna read the part
Speaker 1: of my bio and then we'll take a break. That
Speaker 1: that's very similar to your your uh please please do there,
Speaker 1: Daddy Brody David is from Brooklyn, New York, and that
Speaker 1: shaped his very opinionated personality. If he has an opinion,
Speaker 1: you'll know it he is so again we credited our roots. Uh.
Speaker 1: If he has an opinion, you'll know it. He is
Speaker 1: passionate in the things he believes in, which is similar
Speaker 1: to what you wrote, even though he'll admit years later
Speaker 1: he might have been wrong, years later. Okay, and then
Speaker 1: the rest of it is, you know, free dessert and
Speaker 1: you know ketchup whatever. But that that was the part
Speaker 1: where we overlapped. See I'm not ripping on your bio
Speaker 1: because I wrote all legitimate things. I failed to see
Speaker 1: one illegitimate thing I wrote, eh that they let the
Speaker 1: listeners judge you and your big scissors with your top hat.
Speaker 1: Hold on, now present the opening of Club Douche. What's
Speaker 1: the biggest thing you you did a ribbon cutting for?
Speaker 1: I opened up, I say, christening cruise ships because I
Speaker 1: opened up the season at Coney Island. You opened up
Speaker 1: the season. Yeah, we opened that. If you you cut scissors,
Speaker 1: you can no. No, no giant scissors, no no. I
Speaker 1: opened up me talking about grand openings symbolically, symbolically. Oh
Speaker 1: so yeah, we're the big scissors. Oh so you want
Speaker 1: a physical event with big scissors. Okay. I've opened several
Speaker 1: key foods. Okay, you laugh, Okay, Howard Beach Queens hadn't
Speaker 1: they They had a grocery store that went down in
Speaker 1: one of the hurricanes and for two years there, for
Speaker 1: two years, one of their key foods was just it
Speaker 1: was terrible. People had to travel from the south end
Speaker 1: of Beach on the water. Yeah, people had to travel
Speaker 1: to like like to get to the next key food
Speaker 1: by the way, Howard Beach. So after a long awaited reopening,
Speaker 1: they did this big fan fare. They had the giant
Speaker 1: scissors there and I I did a ribbon cutting for
Speaker 1: that key food I've done. Who did they originally want?
Speaker 1: They wanted me, They wanted a few people showed up,
Speaker 1: like who couldn't they get? That turned them down and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, let's get scary. Also, last year
Speaker 1: there was I don't know the name of the place,
Speaker 1: but it was an Asian China. It was an Asian restaurant, Asians,
Speaker 1: I shut up Mexican and there was We had a
Speaker 1: big afternoon shin dig. It was actually last year at
Speaker 1: this time, and I hope I did a grand opening
Speaker 1: and they had the big scissors there and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: I was part of two used the big scissors. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not one. I didn't touch. I didn't touch count then,
Speaker 1: but I was part of a picture. That's like saying,
Speaker 1: you throw out the first pitch in a Mets game,
Speaker 1: we call it in the stands. When it happened, we
Speaker 1: call it a photo. Op, I had a photo. I
Speaker 1: always I make it into the community paper. Come on,
Speaker 1: you know the vibes. I know the vibes. I just
Speaker 1: want to know when you use the big scissors and
Speaker 1: when you did the grand old I may have a
Speaker 1: picture with the minor food chains. In New York there
Speaker 1: was a one of those quick medical places off now
Speaker 1: Medical and Queens grand opening of that. Of course I
Speaker 1: opened that. Am I looking at your grand opening list
Speaker 1: on your phone? No, I'm looking. I'm scrolling to my
Speaker 1: pictures to find out where I used the big scissors.
Speaker 1: I may have a picture of me with the scissors.
Speaker 1: You let searching for the word scissor. It was the
Speaker 1: grand opening of the Ugly Dumpling. Ah, yeah, Ugly dump
Speaker 1: that's in New Brunswick. It's in uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: what town. It's like matouching or oh my touching, my
Speaker 1: touching myself? Yeah, yeah, Ugly Dumpling? Or was I saw
Speaker 1: the pictures when you were there. I have to go there,
Speaker 1: but they're very We had big scissors that day. But
Speaker 1: did you use the big scissors? Yes? I believe I
Speaker 1: was touching that. I'm sorry. It's on Root one in Edison,
Speaker 1: that's where one edison I said, yeah, root one, Yeah
Speaker 1: you did the Did you do the handreach where you
Speaker 1: touched the edge of the scissor as the other guy's cutting.
Speaker 1: I think I did for the photograph, Like when when
Speaker 1: they'd like break ground and you put your hand on
Speaker 1: the shoulder, but you didn't do any shoveling. Right, there's
Speaker 1: that you got in there. Man, you're so fascinated with
Speaker 1: the big scissors. Yeah, the big scissors, man, I will
Speaker 1: your bio implies you're the big scissor guy. You're the
Speaker 1: guy like that at uh like what pucks a tawny
Speaker 1: phil with the big hat and the sash. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like the mayor comes to town with the scissors. That's
Speaker 1: what I picture you. But the top hat and tails
Speaker 1: and a big scissor. Here here, I'm scary. I will
Speaker 1: now open up your convenience store. Listen. I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a downright local dude. I love local dude. I love
Speaker 1: I love downright dirty, local and dirty. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like I like going to like your supermarkets. You
Speaker 1: open a local and dirty No. I like rolling up
Speaker 1: my sleeves. I like getting into the neighborhoods. I like
Speaker 1: going to I like doing things in the community. I
Speaker 1: like hanging out in neighborhoods with people that's not in
Speaker 1: your bio, but that in your bio. Listen for as
Speaker 1: much you could make fun of me for being bougie,
Speaker 1: as much as you want. I know the slices already.
Speaker 1: Do you have this rapport? We can do that. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about you being boogie? Let me finish
Speaker 1: my sentence first. Oh, I'm ready. At the heart of it.
Speaker 1: At my core, I love going to neighborhoods and hanging
Speaker 1: out with people and doing these types of you know, restaurants,
Speaker 1: bar nights. I like a good like a local dive,
Speaker 1: a place that's been open for like seventy eighty years.
Speaker 1: I love those places just as much as I do
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, you go dive for dinner, Dude. If
Speaker 1: I didn't have the job I had, I would want
Speaker 1: to be I have to go to those places. I
Speaker 1: would want to be Guy Fieri. I would want to
Speaker 1: travel America and go to these cities and then really
Speaker 1: get into it and try awesome food and hang out
Speaker 1: with new people. What about you, what would you do
Speaker 1: if you weren't doing this, say, being unemployed, Oh, you're sorry.
Speaker 1: That's a bad question. Bad timing on that question for you?
Speaker 1: What would you do if you didn't have a job? Erase, erase,
Speaker 1: you weren't in the podcast, you didn't have a podcast,
Speaker 1: and you you you're not in the radio business or
Speaker 1: the broadcast industry. What field? Where would you be right now? Dad?
Speaker 1: I used to be in retail and restaurants. I used
Speaker 1: to manage restaurants and reat tell you ask me what
Speaker 1: I want to do. I want to I want to
Speaker 1: write comedy for you know, TV shows. Okay, that's ultimately
Speaker 1: what I want to do. That's what I'm working on
Speaker 1: working towards. Okay. So yeah, although I I I am
Speaker 1: doing some like I said, I'm I'm writing for Wacky Packages,
Speaker 1: and I have a possible gig with a with a
Speaker 1: big couple of big influencers. I want me to write
Speaker 1: songs for them. So I'm you know, I'm keeping busy.
Speaker 1: But as far as like my ultimate gig, I don't
Speaker 1: know to be Guy Fiertti. But that's not the because
Speaker 1: I couldn't be Guy Fiertti because I would go in
Speaker 1: every restaurant and be like, I can't eat that take
Speaker 1: off the mustard and the cheese. Right. No, yeah, more
Speaker 1: so for me like what they make and I have
Speaker 1: to like, oh, you're you're famous for that great take
Speaker 1: off those four things. My god, no way, no shot,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an as Is guy. I want to know
Speaker 1: what made you famous? What? What's that signature thing? I wanted?
Speaker 1: Just the way that you make? Okay, So Seth Meyers
Speaker 1: had a guy on he's a burger expert. He travels
Speaker 1: the country looking for the best burgers, and he also
Speaker 1: owns a restaurant. And he said that it's you know
Speaker 1: what the uh it's it's carrots, potatoes and celery, or right, carrots,
Speaker 1: potatoes and celery. Is is the the the Holy Grail,
Speaker 1: the three it's called the is it the Myraplex, the
Speaker 1: the mirror Pua? Right, it's it's carrots, potatoes and no,
Speaker 1: it's carrots, celery and onions potatoes. No, no, sir, you're wrong,
Speaker 1: Good day, sir. It's what is it? It's it's carrots,
Speaker 1: onions and celery. That's mirror, plaw, the Holy Grail, the
Speaker 1: Holy Trinity, they call it. Yeah, okay, no potatoes, brody,
Speaker 1: all right, but but go on with your bad yes,
Speaker 1: onion council. Yeah, we used to make red clam chowder
Speaker 1: rolling roaster in Brooklyn and that was what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah anyway, So apparently the Midwest or Southwest
Speaker 1: or I think it was Midwest Trilogy on a Burger
Speaker 1: and he said it's on every classic burger is mustard, onions,
Speaker 1: and pickles. Really those are three things I would never eat.
Speaker 1: So I'm done, Like for me, you know what the
Speaker 1: trilogy on on a on a hambur on a cheeseburger
Speaker 1: is for you, cheese and ketchup, cheese, ketchup and meat.
Speaker 1: That's the holy trilogy. I don't eat mustard, I don't
Speaker 1: eat onions, and I hate you guys know, I hate pickles.
Speaker 1: So so Seth Mars was like, oh, yeah, make it perfect,
Speaker 1: great and he ate it because he likes those things.
Speaker 1: I could never do that, ye like, oh, give me
Speaker 1: your specialty unless it was playing pancakes. Like what am
Speaker 1: I gonna do? Yeah? If I want to make you
Speaker 1: this this jumbalaya, what's in it? If I owned a
Speaker 1: place and you walked in, I would smack you upside
Speaker 1: the head with my spatula and kick you the fuck out.
Speaker 1: No way, Dade, I would have you if you if
Speaker 1: you walked in and you were you were a guy Fieri,
Speaker 1: I would tell you that we don't have enough product
Speaker 1: for you. You're out. Okay, great, okay. So speaking of
Speaker 1: Scary being bougie, Oh great, great, can't wait, we go.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you. I gotta tell you about
Speaker 1: the lunch we had at Scary's house, at his apartment.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do that. Next, Oh, I wanted to onto the
Speaker 1: bougie thing. Oh the bougie part. Okay, Oh, you wanted
Speaker 1: to tell the punch No, no, onto the bougie part,
Speaker 1: he says, Oh, bro, I got you. Ketchup. He takes
Speaker 1: out a bottle. It's got a label at the top
Speaker 1: of green label it says plant based, which is weird
Speaker 1: because ketchup is, you know, made from tomatoes, which is fine.
Speaker 1: I guess the plant based he gives me organicville made
Speaker 1: with a GAVI nectar. Ketchup. The ship he gives me,
Speaker 1: I would walk out of any restaurant to have that
Speaker 1: on the table. Well, you know what ingredient was missing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: high fructose corns there. High fructose corns here, which is
Speaker 1: the number you simply simply hines doesn't have high fructose. Well,
Speaker 1: simply Hines serve that to me. Simply Hide will serve
Speaker 1: me Mike's cola. When I came over, Simply Hines doesn't
Speaker 1: have does not have it, and next to one I buy,
Speaker 1: all right, well maybe I should get that. But anything
Speaker 1: with high organic Hines well also organic Ville doesn't add
Speaker 1: sugar like they still sugar in the simply hinds. What
Speaker 1: I'm telling you is using a gave nectar is a
Speaker 1: natural sweetener that's better for you in your ketchup. That's all.
Speaker 1: Now you're the ketchup expert. By the way, did you
Speaker 1: watch the video I sent you? Which one Stephen Colbert
Speaker 1: on his show one of the band members, I hate
Speaker 1: that all the band members had new sponsors. Oh I watch.
Speaker 1: I watched that. The trumpet player did a bit where
Speaker 1: like he comes to parties and blows his trumpet when
Speaker 1: people are annoying at parties and the guy is talking
Speaker 1: all the way. He's like, yeah, I want to tell
Speaker 1: you about all the probiotics in this and and you
Speaker 1: can't eat that because it's got this and oh it's great,
Speaker 1: just like we had. I will watch that video. It
Speaker 1: was you, so let me tell you why how scary
Speaker 1: is Bouchie? But after this, after this, because I oh god,
Speaker 1: damn it. Okay, all right, we'll go it's the Boy podcast.
Speaker 1: My god, David Brody's you watch something else? What do
Speaker 1: you got? What you have on things? I know you
Speaker 1: have so many things, but you're just like, all right,
Speaker 1: feel free, you come on the come on the air
Speaker 1: here and you start attacking me. I'm fired up because
Speaker 1: of my bio, which I shot down, ripping me for
Speaker 1: like what I'm serving you at lunch? Do these are
Speaker 1: the condiments? People? Organicville ketchup? But now what? Now? A'm
Speaker 1: was like, it sounds like a sitcom where they can't
Speaker 1: show real products, so they have fake products on the table. Organicville, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it is kind of a stupid name for a product.
Speaker 1: You know, Like Jerry Seinfeld walks into his kitchen with
Speaker 1: all the cereal boxes. He's like, oh, you want some ketchup?
Speaker 1: I got Organicville, goes oh Jerry, uh yeah, And of
Speaker 1: course George goes, Jerry, you can't send me organic vill ketchup,
Speaker 1: which is basically what I did. He sounded like him there,
Speaker 1: because you know, George is Larry David. So that's why
Speaker 1: it all makes sense. So last night we're on the phone.
Speaker 1: I was out walking my dogs and in the background
Speaker 1: I hear out of nowhere, I hear oh. I said, scary,
Speaker 1: what what is that noise? And he says, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: my new diceon. And I said, do you mean vacuum cleaner. Hecause, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just put a new Dicon. So I said, I said,
Speaker 1: why couldn't you just say that's my new vacuum. Why
Speaker 1: do you have to like name the brand name. Nobody
Speaker 1: says that because it's not. It was your microwave would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's that's my ge. You'd say that's
Speaker 1: my micro Because Dyson doesn't make vacuums. They make machines. Okay,
Speaker 1: they have a machine. They're not a sponsor, no, but
Speaker 1: they have a sponsor that I have dice in. I
Speaker 1: have an air purifier from Dicon. Actually have two. One
Speaker 1: from my living room, living room, one from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: I bought my girlfriend and my sister and my mom.
Speaker 1: God rest your salt at the time. The dice in
Speaker 1: the dice in hair dryer, which every every woman wants,
Speaker 1: and a lot of it. If I if it turns
Speaker 1: your hair dryer on, you want to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's my dceon it's say's your hair dry? You would
Speaker 1: say it's your dicing. Well, the dice in is a
Speaker 1: it's it's bigger than it's larger than the product. Scary
Speaker 1: driving his car? Honk kok, What was that scary? Oh
Speaker 1: that was the b my BMW horn. Now it's just
Speaker 1: your horn. Scary. So you take you take exception to
Speaker 1: me calling it my dice. You called it a Dyson
Speaker 1: as opposed to a vacuum cleaner. Well, nobody talks like that.
Speaker 1: I was unpacking it, but I was really the instructions.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, hold on, I want to get
Speaker 1: to that in a minute. But oh, brody, what's that
Speaker 1: noise in the background. Sorry, my Samsung q l ed
Speaker 1: is a little loud in the background. My four K
Speaker 1: Samsung is allowed. No, I wouldn't go I wouldn't go
Speaker 1: that far. I think that okay. I think because I
Speaker 1: was unpacking it, I was reading the instructions. I was
Speaker 1: trying to connect it to my to the app on
Speaker 1: my phone because it actually it's part of your your
Speaker 1: The dice in app is all dice in world products, right,
Speaker 1: so all they all talk to I don't know if
Speaker 1: to talk to each other. But anyway, I say it
Speaker 1: as scary. I say, Scary, why would you turn your
Speaker 1: vacuum on or'or on the phone. He says, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to program it? I am, I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You're trying to program it? We're on the phone, and
Speaker 1: Scary says, why he's trying to program it? How he's
Speaker 1: trying to program it? Right? I was trying to Scary,
Speaker 1: why are you trying to program I was trying to
Speaker 1: change the language from English to Spanish. Yeah, why would
Speaker 1: that be scary? That's because I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: the main user of said Dyson. It's gonna be my
Speaker 1: it's gonna be my cleaning person. That cleaning person. So
Speaker 1: you're cleaning Stella and you're switching it to Spanish so
Speaker 1: she can so she can understand it full well that
Speaker 1: you will never operate it. She doesn't speak English very well.
Speaker 1: So what do you want me to do? You can't
Speaker 1: make this ship up. There's a reason. And by the way,
Speaker 1: why didn't you say that? Maybe is my housekeeper's dice?
Speaker 1: I bet you Dyson is listen. I'm not saying they're
Speaker 1: racist or anything, but they only give you the instructions
Speaker 1: in English and Spanish and if you want on the
Speaker 1: languages French. People in need it. It's a hold on.
Speaker 1: It's a worldwide brand and it's they're not instruction booklets.
Speaker 1: They're not even from the world. I don't think they're
Speaker 1: America and are they They're different, like a different country anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is German. I don't know what I will
Speaker 1: say this. I give them a lot of credit because
Speaker 1: when I clicked on the language selection in alphabetical order,
Speaker 1: it had about seventy different languages that you can set
Speaker 1: your dyce in too. Because there's a read at the
Speaker 1: vacuum has a they're British, their British ever on their screen.
Speaker 1: There's like a you know, a readout. It's like an
Speaker 1: LED read you know screen. So named after Sir James Dyson,
Speaker 1: the British inventor who was born in England. He's the dude.
Speaker 1: He is named after the guy, but he's not the guy.
Speaker 1: He is the Steve Jobs of Europe. With this product,
Speaker 1: any dice in anything that anything that you get in
Speaker 1: the world of Dyson is properly is awesomely packaged, much
Speaker 1: like Apple products. There's a lot of thought and he's
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, that was that went into that went
Speaker 1: into preparing your package commercial for Dyson. Sound sounds familiar, though, Brody.
Speaker 1: How you refer to Dyson as your vacuum similarly the
Speaker 1: way I pack envelopes for Slices when I send out
Speaker 1: T shirts because everything matters. Hey Daz with the sexy voice.
Speaker 1: If you listen to Slice time a couple of days ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: I packed your your package up right? Did you care
Speaker 1: that it wasn't perfectly straight with a ruler and and
Speaker 1: uh and uh and and a level as I can
Speaker 1: hear her right now screaming that she wants a little
Speaker 1: bit more TLC. Next time I drew hard, I drew
Speaker 1: her big bombs on her on her shirt. That's more
Speaker 1: important than you wrote Stacy and spelled Stacy wrong. Haven't
Speaker 1: heard from Stacy yet or Billy. Well, I'll say this
Speaker 1: because I fixed it just to just to just to
Speaker 1: like defend myself. Okay, one more thing about Dyson. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, it's not when you go not a commercial?
Speaker 1: Not a commercial? No, oh my god, yes, no, I
Speaker 1: have to defend myself. Does diceon and parabins? Sure they're
Speaker 1: a little bit more money. But take a look at
Speaker 1: the hair dry ladies. Ladies, ladies, look at the hair dryer.
Speaker 1: You're not going to burn your fucking hair when you
Speaker 1: use it. Why ladies, men have hair, They use their
Speaker 1: hair dryers, I know, and they're there are two There
Speaker 1: are things of like three beauty products that are phenomenal,
Speaker 1: top of the market. But it doesn't. It won't burn
Speaker 1: your hair to a crisp when you're drying it, but
Speaker 1: yet it will. It will dry your hair quickly, and
Speaker 1: so take a look at the benefits and features of
Speaker 1: what it can do and how it's healthier for you
Speaker 1: and your hair so you're not destroying your hair. What? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you? Did you buy the Gen size the Gen
Speaker 1: five outside cordless vacuum with eight accessories in nickel blue?
Speaker 1: Damn straight? I did? Seriously, the one I just picked
Speaker 1: at random? The Gen five, the Gen five Direct, the
Speaker 1: Gen five cordless vacuum with eight accessories? Is Gen five?
Speaker 1: What the direct? Whatever it is? Gen five Outside, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's the brand new one. Gen five Outside is on
Speaker 1: sale at Best Buys. You want to take a guess, okay, Brody, no, okay,
Speaker 1: just let's move on, Let's move pay less for their cars,
Speaker 1: Let's move on. So I'm gonna say anyway, I want
Speaker 1: to make what do you referred to it as your Dyson?
Speaker 1: I would have called it my my, the thing I'm financing.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, who's your bastard, dude? I don't have kids,
Speaker 1: suspended on. Let's let's let's okay. I went to right,
Speaker 1: you gave birth to a housekeeper. I went to a
Speaker 1: community college, so I didn't have bills. Sally May, family May.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn College is in a community college. It's a city college,
Speaker 1: a city college, all right, So I had no a
Speaker 1: lot of people have what the Fanny May and the
Speaker 1: Freddie Mack problems. No that people will the state mostly
Speaker 1: college loans, college loans, student loans. Right, never had the
Speaker 1: student loan issue because I went to a local school,
Speaker 1: humble beginnings, and I saved my money, and I don't
Speaker 1: have any kids or family. I live alone in an apartment,
Speaker 1: in a one bedroom apartment. So so yes, I will
Speaker 1: be splurging on traveling, and yes I'll splurge on a
Speaker 1: frigging appliance or two on Stella's vacuum. Estella, Estella, Estella. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her vacuum. So we all have you know, I you know,
Speaker 1: that's it. Who do you want me to do? Make
Speaker 1: fun of me? Keep making fun of me? And yeah
Speaker 1: and my, oh, can't forget my seven million forms of
Speaker 1: sixty three thousand dollars system that we broadcast on. That's
Speaker 1: where my money goes. I know, I know Ober Uber
Speaker 1: is drinking food. Take a look at my If you
Speaker 1: look at my annual expenses, you'll see exactly where my
Speaker 1: money goes. And and how somebody else who has a
Speaker 1: family of five or six, you know, we're you know,
Speaker 1: where they're forced to spend their money. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't speaking to Uber. Did you send me the
Speaker 1: video of the self driving car in Arizona? That was me?
Speaker 1: That was you did. Did you look at the car?
Speaker 1: Did you look at the comments? I didn't look at
Speaker 1: the comments. I just know the company was like weyno
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, way moolee guy was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it stands for way more dangerous, way more dangerous. So
Speaker 1: so somebody wrote a lot of people writing we'll explain
Speaker 1: what we have to explain what this is. So basically
Speaker 1: driving car like like uberc he shows up, it shows up.
Speaker 1: There's a code in. There's no one get in the car, right,
Speaker 1: but there's no driver. It's a self driving car. Some
Speaker 1: self driving car means no. But the thing is a
Speaker 1: lot of times they you're talking about for deliveries and stuff.
Speaker 1: But in this case it's a self driving it's Huber
Speaker 1: self driving. No one's in the car, right, it picks
Speaker 1: you up. You put a code in, it opens the
Speaker 1: door like on your phone in the app. The door opens,
Speaker 1: you get in, you can put your own music, you
Speaker 1: can put there's like a little tablet in the back
Speaker 1: or a screen, and you control everything, right, no more
Speaker 1: listening to like music from God knows where in the
Speaker 1: world you have to be forced to listen to. And
Speaker 1: the car, the driver likes music from wherever he's from me.
Speaker 1: And then there's nobody in the in the driver's see
Speaker 1: you think, or smell or cigar smell or what. And
Speaker 1: the steering wheel is steering itself. It's like just randomly
Speaker 1: like it's crazy to watch it, you know. In motion,
Speaker 1: we can we can talk like, well, first of all,
Speaker 1: would you ever get in that yes? Okay, the local
Speaker 1: street driving? Maybe would you get on the highway? Uh? Yes?
Speaker 1: But the answer for both is not in New York
Speaker 1: right now, It's being used in Arizona. Ask you that,
Speaker 1: I said, will you get in it? Yes? Right now?
Speaker 1: Yes in Arizona. And would you get in it? I
Speaker 1: think easy drivers everywhere, we need a few more years
Speaker 1: on that. I would do it in Arizona. I would
Speaker 1: do it in Arizona. So a lot of the comments
Speaker 1: from the from the from the Karens, like it's gonna
Speaker 1: cause people jobs, people jobs, You're gonna you're gonna put
Speaker 1: Uber out of business, right, so, look okay, Like I
Speaker 1: always feel bad when people lose jobs. I do. But
Speaker 1: were the same people crying in this post about Uber
Speaker 1: and lyft drivers losing their income? Were they also crying
Speaker 1: when cab drivers lost their income because Uber and left? Correct?
Speaker 1: They were were horse and buggy people fans crying when
Speaker 1: cabs were invented. No, because technology moves on and either
Speaker 1: you're here for it or you get left behind. Right.
Speaker 1: So he came to like, oh, this is terrible, it's
Speaker 1: gonna everything that everything in in prov I sold one
Speaker 1: comment it said, do you want to go back to
Speaker 1: home phones? This way operators can get their jobs back,
Speaker 1: which I thought was very was poignant, like remember you
Speaker 1: used to call the operator, Hello operator, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can I can I give me the phone number for
Speaker 1: Scary Jones and such and such towns. All these advancements.
Speaker 1: People have to realize all these advancements are for you know,
Speaker 1: quickness and speed and brevity, and it's for to benefit us.
Speaker 1: And so unfortunately toll takers go by the wayside. The
Speaker 1: job drives up, there are no toll takers, and then
Speaker 1: they're losing their job. That's unfortunate. Do you want to
Speaker 1: wait in six minute lines? No fucking way, you're told
Speaker 1: you want to go zip right through the easy pass.
Speaker 1: I feel bad if you're a toll taker. I do.
Speaker 1: But you can't every everything that that's progressed. You can't go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, think about the jobs that a love.
Speaker 1: You also have to think about the people building those cars.
Speaker 1: There's revenue there for people building self driving cars. The
Speaker 1: scientists who are the inventors who came up with the technology.
Speaker 1: There's a great book which we read in college and
Speaker 1: it's and honestly, and this is me being serious for
Speaker 1: a second, was that the last book you read? Yeah,
Speaker 1: huh huh. This is It's called Who Moved My cheese.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's a great book. It's a simple read.
Speaker 1: It's it's you know, I hate reading, but it's literally
Speaker 1: like it's it's like a very easy read and it's
Speaker 1: a soft you know, it's it's it's a small book.
Speaker 1: It's it's it'll take you. You can probably get to
Speaker 1: the book in a couple of hours. But here's what
Speaker 1: it is ahead what the the the point is it's
Speaker 1: for anybody, and it's for people who might might be moving,
Speaker 1: making a career choice, or losing their job or like
Speaker 1: oh shit, now what it's a perfect read for you
Speaker 1: at that time because you will realize that that things
Speaker 1: move on and things move to different places. But you've
Speaker 1: got to go now find you know, the cheese. It's
Speaker 1: obviously a metaphor a metaphor, right, So the mouse is
Speaker 1: always finds the cheese at the end of the labyrinth.
Speaker 1: They go the same way, it's the same routine. So
Speaker 1: now the cheese has been moved, meaning industry has dried
Speaker 1: the jobs have dried up somewhere else. Now you've got
Speaker 1: to go find a new path to get that cheese
Speaker 1: or what is the new piece of cheese that you
Speaker 1: can go after. So it's a great book, and it will.
Speaker 1: It'll probably help you out immensely, especially if you're going
Speaker 1: through tough time. Trying to point out that, for me,
Speaker 1: the best part of taking an uber or a lyft
Speaker 1: is the driver. I enjoy the conversations. I enjoy the
Speaker 1: people I've driven with, except for the guy who gave
Speaker 1: me less than five stars and ruined my rating. But
Speaker 1: other than that, I like those guys. I like people
Speaker 1: working hard for a living and they're personable and fun.
Speaker 1: I don't want abody to lose their job. But you
Speaker 1: can't look at technology and your first thing you think
Speaker 1: of is the job. I was all like, for instance,
Speaker 1: you just mentioned that book, right, yep, great book. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you read it. I didn't know that you read
Speaker 1: it years ago, but I probably should read it again
Speaker 1: these days. So if you listen to an audio book,
Speaker 1: someone could say, oh, you're putting the book printing people
Speaker 1: out of business. Right. You're putting libraries at of business.
Speaker 1: You're putting mom and pop bookshops at a business. Any
Speaker 1: technology is going to cost somebody else's technology. It's gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's gonna hurt somebody else's business. But if
Speaker 1: you look at it and go, I can't listen to
Speaker 1: an audiobook because the mom and pop bookstore is going
Speaker 1: to suffer. Can't You can't. You can't think that way.
Speaker 1: You know, have to move forward and any for anybody.
Speaker 1: This is for anybody who didn't want to lose the
Speaker 1: button on their iPhone. Oh my god, the touchscreen button.
Speaker 1: No button company didn't go out of business, No in
Speaker 1: this case. In this case, it's gonna be obsolete in
Speaker 1: a year or so. Always go with the new, if
Speaker 1: you can go with what's new and what's next, because
Speaker 1: the technology is never moving backwards, it's always moving forward. No,
Speaker 1: but look, I'll never forget the iPhone ten, that the
Speaker 1: X that was the first phone in the iPhone world
Speaker 1: without a no, without it without a button like a
Speaker 1: home button that at some point. Yeah, Apple was always
Speaker 1: known for having that head that that press that button
Speaker 1: and takes you back home. So many people were against it.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, no, no. So iPhone was coming out
Speaker 1: with their elevens and twelves and thirteen's, and and I
Speaker 1: have a couple of friends who shall remain nameless, who
Speaker 1: are like, they went from an iPhone six, but they
Speaker 1: went to an iPhone eight because they didn't at that
Speaker 1: time when the twelve was out. There's no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want the button. I want the button. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're an idiot. You know you need to adapt because
Speaker 1: this is where it's going. Rip the band date off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have sometimes stepped down in technology slightly. Know there's
Speaker 1: a change. Oh god, don't do it. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't stepped backwards, but I've done that, where like
Speaker 1: I want the last model before the change. So for instance,
Speaker 1: I got my car. It's not a wise idea. At
Speaker 1: least was up. What's that? It's not a wise idea,
Speaker 1: but okay, Sometimes you want to wait until the like
Speaker 1: for instance, the Dodge charges coming out as an electric
Speaker 1: vehicle next year. The twenty twenty fives believe, well, late
Speaker 1: twenty four, they'll be out. You're it's a common practice,
Speaker 1: your knowledge. Rather, you never buy a car in its
Speaker 1: first redesign model a year because they haven't gotten the
Speaker 1: kinks out, they haven't gotten the mistakes out. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's when they go, oh fuck, who the thing falls off?
Speaker 1: I see, well yeah, there is that, right, okay, right,
Speaker 1: So I don't I don't always jump. So I bought
Speaker 1: my car when the lease ended, so I can still
Speaker 1: drive a gas car until such time as the electric
Speaker 1: chargers are perfected and smoothed out, and then I'll make
Speaker 1: the jump. I wait. It was like the SD cards.
Speaker 1: Android phones used to have SD cards. You could put
Speaker 1: extra memory and increase your memory by increasing the SD cards,
Speaker 1: which was great. I waited until they came out with
Speaker 1: phones with so much friggin memory built in. I had
Speaker 1: a terror byte now on my phone. Now I don't
Speaker 1: eat an SD card, But like iPhones, you buy a
Speaker 1: sixty four gig one hundred and twenty a gig you fucked.
Speaker 1: On Samsung, you could put in a five hundred and
Speaker 1: twelve terror byte SD card and increase the memory anytime
Speaker 1: you want it. Then when the card filled up, you
Speaker 1: take it out you pop a new caught in. All right,
Speaker 1: Well they got rid of that. So I had to
Speaker 1: wait because I didn't like the phone that didn't have
Speaker 1: the SD card because I didn't have enough memory. I waited
Speaker 1: a couple of models, and now you can get a
Speaker 1: phone with a terrabyte up memory. Now I don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it. Now it's like I got as
Speaker 1: much memory as I want ok wait as this d
Speaker 1: card as this DCRD nice with Skarri and Rody. Hey.
Speaker 1: I liked Slice time this week very entertaining too, but really, really, people,
Speaker 1: can we cut back? You're missing out if you're not No,
Speaker 1: but though first no, oh yeah, that's point number one.
Speaker 1: You're missing out if you're not if you're not listening
Speaker 1: to it. Tim, they have me rolling love you, Tim,
Speaker 1: you got you gotta check it out. Uh, but but
Speaker 1: my point until here's a crap sandwich, here's the ship
Speaker 1: in the middle. Please can we stop leaving three, four,
Speaker 1: five in a row. I understand you can't get it
Speaker 1: all out in one, but we're getting at two or
Speaker 1: three as far who I know, I think I think one,
Speaker 1: maybe two, two, but I think beyond that it's just cumbersome.
Speaker 1: I you know, I don't know. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: hard for me to you know, who am I. We're here,
Speaker 1: We're here doing this for like sixty seventy minutes an episode,
Speaker 1: and then we're trying to tell people to squeeze something
Speaker 1: in the thirty seconds. By the way, it's just a lot.
Speaker 1: I guess the last one was the last. The last
Speaker 1: one was close to an Amberson. Well, we want to
Speaker 1: get as many voices on as possible. We want to
Speaker 1: get everybody on there. Find the multiple I don't mind
Speaker 1: the multiple messages. What you don't need to do is, uh,
Speaker 1: this is Mike from Adams Abada again, addis Ababa uh
Speaker 1: calling again? You just go Mike, just you can just continue.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do the whole long intro again.
Speaker 1: Hey this is Pete you know from Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: come in constant, they come in a row, they come
Speaker 1: in a row, right, yeah, but yeah, anyway, well otherwise
Speaker 1: it's it's this week was very funny, very funny, and
Speaker 1: we had it. We had a new character call. We
Speaker 1: had eight was Angel from from California. Yeah from the
Speaker 1: Angel Angel from California. Who knows San Diego. He was
Speaker 1: from somewhere southern California. Yep, follow along, Yeah, yes, go ahead,
Speaker 1: No hit me with something, hit you, yeah, me with something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my stuff's more about now. It could wait. It could
Speaker 1: wait because I'm going in Amsterdam next month. No, no,
Speaker 1: well I'd rather do it closer to my vacation. I
Speaker 1: told you I got into the an frankaust A right update. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't oh are you bringing Wait a minute, are
Speaker 1: you doing the regrand opening of the An frank Hous
Speaker 1: You can bring in red scissors. I know a guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, but okay, all these years of
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam, the and Frank House, Yeah yeah, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Amsterdam at the end of the month and then
Speaker 1: Frank House is one of those things that I really
Speaker 1: really I feel like I can't go there and not
Speaker 1: go to the Ant Frank House. But it's sold out.
Speaker 1: You're a guy who explores cities, it's sold out through July.
Speaker 1: Can't get in. It's one of the hot it's the
Speaker 1: hottest thing in town. Everybody's talking about it. So unfortunately
Speaker 1: we got shut what's the guy's name from from SNL
Speaker 1: that that Stephan Bill Hayda, Stephan ste Fun. Oh. The
Speaker 1: n Frank House. It's got everything. It's got it's got staircases,
Speaker 1: it's got it's got hidden passageways, it's got holes and walls.
Speaker 1: It's the hottest club in the city. It's the Ann
Speaker 1: Frank House, the hottest club in Amsterdam is it's got,
Speaker 1: it's got pictures of Nazis, you names, it's so so
Speaker 1: you know, all these years of doing the morning show.
Speaker 1: One of the behind the scenes thing that a lot
Speaker 1: of slices don't realize is our show, our station Z
Speaker 1: one hundred New York happens to be world renowned. I
Speaker 1: don't know how it became this way, but everyone in
Speaker 1: the world, a lot of radio stations and morning shows
Speaker 1: in the world they look up to Z one hundred
Speaker 1: and our morning show. We are the I guess, the
Speaker 1: gold standard for so many people around the world. So
Speaker 1: a lot of times we go places or if we
Speaker 1: visit these city and we run into radio people like
Speaker 1: they'll know who I am, which is crazy. Or they'll
Speaker 1: come on their vacations to New York, the first thing
Speaker 1: they want to do is they want to come up
Speaker 1: and visit. iHeart and we've given how many tours would
Speaker 1: you say, Brody over the years of for thousands, like
Speaker 1: you know, the Paris Morning Show, here, the Capitol Radio,
Speaker 1: the BBC. I got invited to go. In fact, I
Speaker 1: got invited years ago to speak at a radio conference
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam, yep, the Virgin RADI didn't know that ZE
Speaker 1: one hundred knowledge right, you know from a producer from
Speaker 1: all over from Australia and New Zealand, you had a
Speaker 1: visitor yesterday or the day before. Who's who I know
Speaker 1: is a friend of mine? Pretty pretty, pretty, yeah, pretty.
Speaker 1: She does radio in Dubai and she does this is
Speaker 1: her week's vacation. And she's from Queen's. She moved there
Speaker 1: sixteen years ago to do radio because she wanted to
Speaker 1: be like Danielle from our Big show. Yeah I'm a
Speaker 1: she wanted to be and she said, I don't care.
Speaker 1: And she took a job reading news in Dubai for
Speaker 1: sixteen sixteen years ago, and she's now the co host
Speaker 1: on the Virgin Radio's morning show, the Chris Fade, The
Speaker 1: Chris Fade Show. So Chris also not from Dubai. No,
Speaker 1: see me a little story you're not aware of. After
Speaker 1: you tell me about her, keep going, well, No, I'm
Speaker 1: moving on to the reason. I'm getting closer to why
Speaker 1: what I was talking about of my aunt Frank hookup.
Speaker 1: So all these years I'm talking about pretty later, So
Speaker 1: all of these years of doing radio tours, when these
Speaker 1: people came to town, people that knew us and loved us.
Speaker 1: You know, we were like these little celebrities in their circles,
Speaker 1: and unbeknownst to us, has paid off a couple of
Speaker 1: I think it was last year, a gentleman named Nils
Speaker 1: and I e l s or Niles. I don't know
Speaker 1: how I came to visit the studios. I gave him
Speaker 1: a tour. We gave him a tour. He hung out
Speaker 1: with us and he was on holiday from his morning show,
Speaker 1: and we were talking, just shooting the shit. And he
Speaker 1: follows me on social media and he also listens to
Speaker 1: the show on you know, on a delay. Of course,
Speaker 1: he heard me on the radio begging to get into
Speaker 1: the Anne Frank House. He's a couple of days behind,
Speaker 1: so he slid into my d MS and he goes,
Speaker 1: you are looking for a guy. I'm a couple of
Speaker 1: days behind. Scary, but I got you. Bro. Nils talk
Speaker 1: to somebody one of his guys local boots on the
Speaker 1: ground in Amsterdam. Oh, don't say, don't stay boots. It's
Speaker 1: not what boots on the ground. Yeah, the you know,
Speaker 1: the Goose Steppers had the boots that. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that to be a bad thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: what we can't we're canceling another word. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: Indian style Chris cross Apples, what are you doing? He
Speaker 1: was thinking of the Nazis, were of those those famous
Speaker 1: black boots. That was not I was I was not
Speaker 1: even okay, wasn't even have you been to Boots in England? Brodie,
Speaker 1: Your mind works in weird ways, man, I wasn't even
Speaker 1: going there, dude. It wasn't even a joke. That's a
Speaker 1: great pharmacy that has food and and and boots. That's
Speaker 1: Boots the Chemist anyway. So so he's like, dude, I
Speaker 1: know someone, and he knew people on the inside, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I got I got five tickets for you
Speaker 1: set up. He goes, You're gonna meet me, We're gonna
Speaker 1: hang out, We're gonna beat you over there, says you
Speaker 1: got backstage passes. They got us a tour of I
Speaker 1: don't know what they got us, but apparently they they've
Speaker 1: been informed that me and my five u Jamochis from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn are coming to visit. Oh. I mean, I'm paying retail.
Speaker 1: Hasn't that house been through enough? All I want is access.
Speaker 1: I don't want a discount. I want I want them.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I will pay retail. I
Speaker 1: don't want a discount. I feel we were taking free
Speaker 1: shit these days. I want you to shoot me an
Speaker 1: email the minute you walk out of the house with
Speaker 1: your thoughts. Okay, I mean it's gonna be whether all
Speaker 1: this trouble was worth it for you, because because again
Speaker 1: it was important to me to go. I'm curious as
Speaker 1: to how I think everyone should see it. It's gonna agree.
Speaker 1: It's heavy. I know you you don't, especially, no, but
Speaker 1: it's also important for the whole world to see because
Speaker 1: you know, people don't want to repeat history, right, You
Speaker 1: don't want to see shit going on, so you want
Speaker 1: to see how it was. That's also why I don't
Speaker 1: like when things are edited or or torn down and bullshit.
Speaker 1: I want to see. I want I want everything to
Speaker 1: to be and and look at things as an example
Speaker 1: of how not to do things going forward to you know,
Speaker 1: I mean whatever. The house has been altered a little
Speaker 1: bit for the you know, to make a museum out
Speaker 1: of course, you know, but it's it's still over And
Speaker 1: I got to tell you. The staircases are like eighteen
Speaker 1: hundred staircases. They're narrow, right, They're narrow, and they're very
Speaker 1: what's the world I'm looking for? They're very the angle
Speaker 1: is bad. They're very almost like straight up. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's pep flimbing a ladder. People were smaller than and
Speaker 1: not you. David Brody, referring to the house in the
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, I said, as you said, the eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: because it's from the houses was built. Then. I don't
Speaker 1: know when the house was built. I don't remember. It
Speaker 1: was famous from the nineteen four it even before that,
Speaker 1: maybe seventeen hundreds when it was built. Don't think of it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so so there you go. So yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a guy, it worked, got a guy, get
Speaker 1: a hook up. Yeah, what about you? What say you there,
Speaker 1: David Brody as your microphone cut out, As the microphone
Speaker 1: cut out, No, no, I want to. I want to.
Speaker 1: I'm looking up when when the house was built? No,
Speaker 1: but you want to. You wanted to add something about
Speaker 1: pretea pretty pretty pretty deep, pretty deep. So I don't
Speaker 1: know anyone remembers. David knows. She came to visit the
Speaker 1: Morning Show yesterday. But when there was an opening on
Speaker 1: our Morning Show that Gandhi ultimately filled, did she mention
Speaker 1: that she applied? No, she was she we gotta we
Speaker 1: got a demo. Her demo submitted for the and uh,
Speaker 1: she was very good. But we obviously Elvia selected Gandhi
Speaker 1: and made a wise choice. But she was someone who
Speaker 1: passionately wanted to be part of the morning show and
Speaker 1: I did ask her, so we we interviewed her on
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast for Tuesday, April tenth,
Speaker 1: Is that right? And she didn't say anything day Wednesday,
Speaker 1: April tenth, and she I asked her the question. I said, hey, No,
Speaker 1: she didn't mention that, but I said, hey, look, sixteen
Speaker 1: years doing this and now you're you know, you're getting
Speaker 1: married or she is married. I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: gazed married, she's married. You've built your life there. Your
Speaker 1: husband's from not from you know. I think he's from
Speaker 1: there as well, right wherever he's from, but not here,
Speaker 1: not from Queen's I said, now, what would you change it?
Speaker 1: Would would just you know, would you if something came
Speaker 1: available in the future, would you want to work in
Speaker 1: the United States or anywhere or anywhere close to home?
Speaker 1: And she gave me a hard no. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: she's I'm really happy I built my life. I wish
Speaker 1: we could talk to her, damn it, I should have anyway,
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, So that's it. So she's super happy there,
Speaker 1: kind of cool. I'm impressed that she learned a new culture,
Speaker 1: and I mean I think she they broadcast in English. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but still to be part of a completely different culture
Speaker 1: for where nobody? Would you do that? Would you? Would
Speaker 1: you move out of here and go somewhere out of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn to New Jersey? Was traumatic? I still haven't recovered.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Oh, I've looked at radio positions
Speaker 1: around the country. People have contacted me and said, you know,
Speaker 1: there's this great position for you. You'd be perfect for
Speaker 1: in Chicago. There's this great position. I don't like, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that, but you would have to start over
Speaker 1: knowing nobody. Yeah. Well, there was one position in Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. I was interested in. But it was in Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. Somebody mentioned it to me and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that'd be great because I know Elliott down there. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not moving to Washington. What do you say to
Speaker 1: taking chances? Who sings that? Celine Dion? So yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you say, would you take a chance? Listen? The
Speaker 1: last chance I talked was quitting my job and working
Speaker 1: at Z one hundred for free, and then now look
Speaker 1: at you. Now look at me. No not working for
Speaker 1: free again? No, look at you? Bypassed the twenty five
Speaker 1: years of success. What I'm saying is, look at twenty
Speaker 1: four and a half. Look at you? Then? Why where
Speaker 1: you are? So? Now? What? So? Now? Now think about it,
Speaker 1: Think about just taking a chance and just starting over.
Speaker 1: There could be some excitement there. I have, I have
Speaker 1: delved into and looked into and I'm considering different industries. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I've been doing. That's the whole point of
Speaker 1: allness was to try something new and take a break.
Speaker 1: And I've applied for some TV shows, I've I've I've
Speaker 1: I applied for some cable news stuff, you know, different
Speaker 1: things different than than radio. And I've been in talks
Speaker 1: to UH to help some political things on some UH
Speaker 1: social media, a company that that's very interested in working
Speaker 1: with me. So yeah, lots of different things other than radio. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's scary, it's frightening, But you wouldn't physically move to
Speaker 1: a place where you don't have your your friend network
Speaker 1: and my family and your family mine. I got, I
Speaker 1: get a family. Your family left you. I you're your
Speaker 1: kids are your kids are out of the car out
Speaker 1: of that? How kids are all My kids are all
Speaker 1: out of that. Yeah, but you know they come home
Speaker 1: at some point. But no, I'm not leaving. First of all,
Speaker 1: my wife has a job in Manhattan. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not moving away from her. So that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Uh No, there's a plenty, there's plenty of opportunities in
Speaker 1: the New York trist Did area. I'm not worried. Would
Speaker 1: you be able to convince her to move? Hey, honey,
Speaker 1: got this great, great job opportunity in LA let's go.
Speaker 1: At one point, at one point, about a year and
Speaker 1: a half ago, she said, if you've got a really
Speaker 1: good job somewhere, I would move with you. Wow. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know that was I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was the wine talking. I don't know. We
Speaker 1: were out for dinner, so I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The industry that we've chosen, it really isn't what's that.
Speaker 1: It's not an easy industry we've chosen. In fact, it's
Speaker 1: extremely nomadic. It's we're I mean, we're the anomaly. You know,
Speaker 1: most people move around the country, Like look at Elvis's career,
Speaker 1: where it's taken him, he's been everywhere he's been at
Speaker 1: a radio. Like I give you a funny story I
Speaker 1: popped up on my Facebook. Timeline is a company that
Speaker 1: makes really nice light up signs that you can customize.
Speaker 1: And it's and and the example, it's a DJ name.
Speaker 1: And the whole thing was that you could put your
Speaker 1: DJ name, have it customized, and like hang it at
Speaker 1: your studio in your background and have like you know,
Speaker 1: like you say, Scary Jones on it, right right. But
Speaker 1: a lot of DJs pulling the curtains back for the
Speaker 1: for the audience with slices. A lot of DJs changed
Speaker 1: their name every time they move cities. Yeah wow, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: you think they still do that. I feel like it
Speaker 1: was like that in the nineties, but uh ah, scream.
Speaker 1: If you take a look at all the DJs in
Speaker 1: New York or any city, pick a city the biggest
Speaker 1: DJs you, you will find that there was some other
Speaker 1: radio name in another city. Yes, No One on No
Speaker 1: One on Z one hundred. I mean everyone uses their
Speaker 1: real names, but like, you've always been Scary Jones. But
Speaker 1: they're like if if you're like let's say you're like
Speaker 1: Mike Knight and you and you go to Oklahoma and
Speaker 1: there's another guy on the radio named Eric Knight. They're
Speaker 1: gonna tell you to change your radio name. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: now Mike Day. Right, They're like, you can't use that
Speaker 1: name here, we have that you change your name. So, like,
Speaker 1: why would you buy a DJ sign? You might have
Speaker 1: to change your name to another other name, right then
Speaker 1: you then the signs useless. That's radio, that's radio. Nah.
Speaker 1: But again, everyone at the morning show we worked on
Speaker 1: was fortunate. I mean Gandhi. Gandhi worked in Columbus, She
Speaker 1: worked in Boston, right, she moved around. Yeah, Josh worked
Speaker 1: in Cleveland. But for the most part, everyone on that
Speaker 1: show has only worked there. Yea, they haven't moved around
Speaker 1: a lot. Crazy, That's awesome. Although Scotty worked in Iowa
Speaker 1: for like a week inn he and and yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: pretty much. You would you go to La Yes, Would
Speaker 1: you go to a smaller market probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 1: I would need to go to like Miami, Like if
Speaker 1: they gave you your own morning show in I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna pick out a city the size of Milwaukee, no
Speaker 1: medium sized city. You couldn't do it. I don't think
Speaker 1: I could. Now this defense the Milwaukee I'm just spoiled.
Speaker 1: So you could go to La Miami, maybe Philly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's done a lot of other options for you. No,
Speaker 1: not too many. Hey, it's Scary Jones from Brooklyn Rock
Speaker 1: and Oklahoma's Finest with me folks the Glen Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back. How you feeling, Brodie, I'm
Speaker 1: good feel although I was. I had a dilemma and
Speaker 1: I wanted I wanted to know how you would have
Speaker 1: handled this. Okay. I went to a concert Monday night.
Speaker 1: I went to see my two favorite guitar players and
Speaker 1: Steve I. Steve I if you're if you're a hard
Speaker 1: rock fan from the eighties and nineties. He not only
Speaker 1: is a great solo guitarist, he played with David Lee Roth,
Speaker 1: he played with White Snake. Joe Satriani is currently in
Speaker 1: a band with Sammy Hagar from Van Halen. You're about
Speaker 1: to go on tour to do a tribute to Eddie
Speaker 1: van Halen. These two of the greatest guitar players of
Speaker 1: all time, and they grew up together in Carl Place,
Speaker 1: Long Island. Joe was a guitar teacher at eighteen and
Speaker 1: Steve I came to his door at fourteen, with a
Speaker 1: guitar and said he wanted to take guitar lessons. Do
Speaker 1: who imagine your guitar teacher. Now you're two of the
Speaker 1: greatest guitar players of all time. That's pretty sure. Satriani
Speaker 1: was also Kirk Hammett's guitar teacher. Kirk Hammitt from Metallica. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I go to the concert and I got I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan of a dork from these guys. I
Speaker 1: love these guys since I'm a teenager long time, and
Speaker 1: I want to buy a shirt before the show starts
Speaker 1: because sometimes after the show that sold out. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a shirt, and there's two guys behind
Speaker 1: the counter selling shirts. Guy on the left looks like he's,
Speaker 1: I don't know, in his forties, long hair, tattoos all
Speaker 1: over his arm, typical rock guy. Nothing wrong with him.
Speaker 1: The other guy selling shirts behind the counter, know he's
Speaker 1: got the boxes of shirts, the shirt shirt post a
Speaker 1: shirt shirt. You know, nobody's talking to them. It's just
Speaker 1: buying shirt leaving, buying shirt leaving. This guy's like six
Speaker 1: foot two, looks like he's in his late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 1: Good looking kid, but he looks just like Steve I,
Speaker 1: the guy I'm going to see in concert. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think that's Steve I's son. Steve's son. His name
Speaker 1: is fire right, he's a cool name a rock stark
Speaker 1: and name is kid Fire. And he was trying to
Speaker 1: buy merch. No, he was selling it. He was behind
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think. You wouldn't think that Steve I would
Speaker 1: put his son to work. Well, here's the thing. He's
Speaker 1: part of the road crew. So like the roadies before
Speaker 1: the show, they sell shirts as part of their job.
Speaker 1: But his son is one of the guys. So I'm looking.
Speaker 1: I'm going, it's really a shit. That's Steve. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go buy a shirt. So I go up to
Speaker 1: the line with Steve's son because I want to talk
Speaker 1: to him. So I go up and there's no one
Speaker 1: on that line. All the guys are at the tattooed
Speaker 1: guys line, and and and I guess he was talking
Speaker 1: to the line backed up. So I walk right up
Speaker 1: to the line and the second in line, I get
Speaker 1: up there and I go, he goes, what do you want?
Speaker 1: I go, I was going to get the green Tor shirt.
Speaker 1: He goes, Okay, I said, uh, fire right. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you caught me. Yep, you found me. They said, dude,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. You look just like your dad. He's out
Speaker 1: there and nobody he looked like. His father is also
Speaker 1: like six ' five, Like, he looks just like his father.
Speaker 1: Look like, how is nobody likes whatever? And now look,
Speaker 1: if people met my kids, they'd be like, oh, dad,
Speaker 1: your dad's really cool whatever. No, they wouldn't. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: think so people would say that to my kids. Right, So, like,
Speaker 1: this guy's not famous other than his father's famous, but
Speaker 1: I'm excited to talk to him because it's Steve I's son.
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, listen, I just want you to
Speaker 1: know because I don't have I don't work in radio anymore,
Speaker 1: so I don't have connections with the label. I can't
Speaker 1: go backstage anymore. I'm like, I just want you to know.
Speaker 1: I'm been a fan of your father's since I'm eighteen
Speaker 1: years old, and I used to work in radio, and
Speaker 1: I've met almost every rock star on the planet that
Speaker 1: I've ever wanted to meet. Jimmy Page from led Zeppelin,
Speaker 1: kiss you know, ac DC, I've met everybody I've wanted
Speaker 1: to meet your father is one of the only people
Speaker 1: I have never met in my life, and I hope
Speaker 1: I get to meet him after the show. And then
Speaker 1: he told you what the price was and told you
Speaker 1: to move along. You called it up line. No no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. So he says to me, listen, after the show,
Speaker 1: they come out by the tour bus and my father
Speaker 1: will stop and take pictures and meet people. Get out.
Speaker 1: You should wait after the show, he goes, But I'm
Speaker 1: not telling anybody else that I'm telling you. I go, hey,
Speaker 1: that's really cool, thank you. So he gives he gives
Speaker 1: me the shirt. I give him my credit card for
Speaker 1: the forty bucks for a T shirt. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm splurging. I don't go out a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy the T shirt for forty bucks. He
Speaker 1: turns the digital screen around for the tip. Ah, I
Speaker 1: love it. There it is. Every time you see a
Speaker 1: fucking tablet, you know you're gonna get fucking pressured into
Speaker 1: a tip. And he doesn't have to be food or drink.
Speaker 1: It's merch. So what does David Brody do in this case?
Speaker 1: It's my dilemma Normally, Now I just sent you a
Speaker 1: video right of the guy with the machine, and it
Speaker 1: keeps asking for tips. Normally I'd be like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna give a fucking tip. The guy handed me a
Speaker 1: T shirt, Dude, I gotta guess why, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: He handed me a T shirt. His father's name is
Speaker 1: on the shirt. He's getting paid, and he's rich. His
Speaker 1: father's a multi multi millionaire, and he's selling shirts with
Speaker 1: his last name on it. I gotta tip him, However, scary,
Speaker 1: what's my dilemma. The dilemma is he gave you a tip,
Speaker 1: the hottest tip you could that you get get probably
Speaker 1: gonna meet his dad at the end of the show
Speaker 1: and take pictures with him and fulfill your lifelong dream.
Speaker 1: So with that said, you gotta leave him ten dollars,
Speaker 1: round it off to fifty, call it a day. So
Speaker 1: I gave come, correct, David Brody, I gave him. I
Speaker 1: gave give him a fifteen percent tip, which was which
Speaker 1: was six bucks. Okay, that's just like admirable, respectable. Yes,
Speaker 1: So I was like I would have given him. In
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm thinking, this is the last guy I
Speaker 1: would give a tip to, like, right, because because he
Speaker 1: checks all the boxes of why you wouldn't tip the
Speaker 1: person right, right? But he did what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1: You took a shirt, he took a shirt out of
Speaker 1: a box. He handed me the shirt, right, and and
Speaker 1: they wanted a tip for that. Okay, so here's here.
Speaker 1: So so I'm like, how do I not give the
Speaker 1: guy a tip? In my mind is racing scary. I'm
Speaker 1: hearing the curb your enthusiasm music. I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: I make hold on? Let me help you with that guy.
Speaker 1: This fucking guy wants to meet my father. He was
Speaker 1: in radio, and he's not gonna give a tip. What
Speaker 1: kind of fan? If he's a real fan, I'll give
Speaker 1: a tip this chief. Fuck I'm gonna tell my father
Speaker 1: not to take a picture of it. Fuck him. I
Speaker 1: like how I gave him a tip? Of course you did.
Speaker 1: I like I like how you're you're you're in his mind.
Speaker 1: You're you're in his brain, in his mind thinking I
Speaker 1: gotta give him. I don't give him a tip on.
Speaker 1: I like how the Larry David music is playing in
Speaker 1: his brain to you? Yeah for a change. Okay, So
Speaker 1: here's what happens after the show. I see him on stage,
Speaker 1: he's helping, like move the equipment off the stage. He's working. Okay,
Speaker 1: the show ends. Where was this vent? What venue was
Speaker 1: this count Basie Theater in Red Bank, New Jersey. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's only a few thousand people. Yeah, that's great. So
Speaker 1: I go, I go outside. There's a tour bus right
Speaker 1: in front. Everybody leaves, everybody goes home. It's like at
Speaker 1: this point the show ended, like ten fifteen, and that's
Speaker 1: when Brody goes into stalker mode. Yeah right now. Now
Speaker 1: I'm I'm regular Joe fan, creeping radio guy anymore that
Speaker 1: guy with passes. I'm just guy wanting to meet a celebrity.
Speaker 1: So I sit on the ledge and I'm there's a
Speaker 1: guy next to me, and there's there's a young a
Speaker 1: young couple that looked like that I don't know, they
Speaker 1: were like teen agers, waiting to meet him. And it's
Speaker 1: like five of us, and there's a tour bus and
Speaker 1: we're waiting like forty minutes, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Steve Weiss kids Fire comes out of the front of
Speaker 1: the club, front out of the theater, pushing a big
Speaker 1: heavy thing of equipment on wheels with another guy. And
Speaker 1: he goes by and I go, hey, hey, Fire, and
Speaker 1: he sees me and he goes, hey, they come out
Speaker 1: from the side, not from here. My father's inside this
Speaker 1: box Taylors swift swift style. She does that right, So
Speaker 1: he whispers to me and nobody else heard it. So
Speaker 1: I go around the corner and there's ten people waiting
Speaker 1: to meet to meet the guys after the show. There's
Speaker 1: a back entry side entrance. You didn't tell the people
Speaker 1: you were with waiting. You're like these people but to me,
Speaker 1: whispered to me people that were also raided. Way you
Speaker 1: figured it out. Like five minutes later, they followed me
Speaker 1: because they saw I was talking to Steve and I
Speaker 1: went anyway. So I ended up going back to the
Speaker 1: side and I was like tenth and then I was like,
Speaker 1: so there was a barricade and behind the barricade was
Speaker 1: the bus in the back station. Sure are you? So
Speaker 1: I am behind this woman who's leaning against the barricade,
Speaker 1: and I'm standing there for a while, and you know,
Speaker 1: I have a bad back. I can't stand for a
Speaker 1: long time. I say to the woman, do you mind
Speaker 1: if I lean against the barricade. I'll give you a
Speaker 1: spot back, I promise, But I just would I'd like
Speaker 1: to be able to lean just yeah, no problem, lean back,
Speaker 1: so lean back. I go to the I go, I'm now,
Speaker 1: I'm on the barricade. I'm front row, baby barricade, front row.
Speaker 1: Nice whole position. Yep. We wait another hour. Oh to
Speaker 1: that point the woman whose spot I took says, I
Speaker 1: can't wait, I gotta go, and she and her boyfriend leave.
Speaker 1: Now I got front position on the barricade. Steve I
Speaker 1: comes out. Finally the whole position, David Brody front and center,
Speaker 1: right there. Can't miss him, the whack job standing there
Speaker 1: behind the gate, saying, this guy is a fucking screwball
Speaker 1: hanging out for two hours after my fucking show. My
Speaker 1: gig is done. What the fuck does this troll want?
Speaker 1: Right now, before Steve comes out, I left something out.
Speaker 1: The sun comes out again. Yeah, the fire not not
Speaker 1: the son from the eclipse. The fire fire comes out.
Speaker 1: He sees me and he gives me au. He gives
Speaker 1: me a finger point and goes back inside, like I
Speaker 1: see you man. Yep, good job. Ten minutes later, the
Speaker 1: father comes out, comes right to me, who comes right
Speaker 1: to me nice and says, hey, man, thanks for coming
Speaker 1: out tonight. He goes Steve, I love you, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm like Joe Fan again like I
Speaker 1: was with sent you, would you give me the old
Speaker 1: weird al? Yeah, I just said, hey, can we get
Speaker 1: a picture? He goes absolutely, So I got the picture.
Speaker 1: Now he's on one side, the barricade on the other.
Speaker 1: But still I got a picture. Steve. I got to
Speaker 1: meet him so much. The tip paid off, baby, Yes
Speaker 1: it did. Yes, And here I was thinking, you can't
Speaker 1: tip the rich kid's son, Like, what are you doing
Speaker 1: in this case? You do in every other scenario. When
Speaker 1: they swivel that fucking iPad around, I know what's coming.
Speaker 1: I go, fuck yourself. I want I want to buy
Speaker 1: some til and all at the airport. I got a
Speaker 1: fucking tip on that ship. You go to news for
Speaker 1: the tip. He did say thank you very much for
Speaker 1: the tip. Okay, he listened. He's a very well mannered,
Speaker 1: well spoken, polite kid. You know, no no qualms about it.
Speaker 1: I told you I would have given him the thing
Speaker 1: went around if I had been but the other guy
Speaker 1: with the long handed heavy metal guy, I hate that.
Speaker 1: No way, uh, no way. The dude the iPad swivel,
Speaker 1: When they swivel it around, I'm like you know it's coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But the worst is when you go to these fucking stores,
Speaker 1: these no again Airport Hudson News. You're the fucking worst.
Speaker 1: Because I'm buying Doritos, I'm buying a bottled water. I
Speaker 1: I went to the thing, I picked it up, and
Speaker 1: now I'm carrying the ship out and you have the
Speaker 1: balls to approach me for a tip. Go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that one, David Brody, because you
Speaker 1: didn't prepare anything. Never tip the shirt guy normal No Zero.
Speaker 1: And this happened at the Justin Timberlay concert. I bought
Speaker 1: that justin Timberlay hoodie, which, by the way, nice, by
Speaker 1: the way, it doesn't fit, is now for sale. It
Speaker 1: was a one night only show at Irving Plaza and
Speaker 1: there it was the fucking they do the swivel and
Speaker 1: the tip. It's it's it's a money grab. Brody. You're
Speaker 1: doing this on purpose knowing that some people, well you're
Speaker 1: just gonna run. No, they're gonna run up the score
Speaker 1: and make extra money because they play on people's guilt
Speaker 1: or they like are people's not knowing what to do
Speaker 1: in that situation. Most people, even if they make even
Speaker 1: if twenty percent of the people tip. Look at all
Speaker 1: the profits they're gonna make off of that extra, So
Speaker 1: they have fucked up, fucked up the machine. The tip
Speaker 1: machine is used like ten percent fifty. Then as a
Speaker 1: button says custom tip. I want a button that says,
Speaker 1: smallest fucking tip you can give that looks like you
Speaker 1: gave a tip. That's what I want the button to say.
Speaker 1: Some of them give like a ten cent tip. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: some of them are programming. Work hard, you deserve a tip.
Speaker 1: But if you turn around grabbing your dad's shirt and
Speaker 1: hand it to me, come on that right, We're not
Speaker 1: talking about let's be clear, we're not talking about you
Speaker 1: preparing anything, no food, no drink. You're it's literally you're
Speaker 1: at a fucking pharmacy, a grocery store or whatever from
Speaker 1: my house to fix something. Even if you're the fucking
Speaker 1: phone company. I'm gonna tip you your PC ANDNG. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tip you because you did a service in my house.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I can't, but don't hand me a shirt.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. No, and you knowize if I would
Speaker 1: have given him twenty percent, that's eight bucks to turn
Speaker 1: around hand meer's shirt. Right. But in this case because
Speaker 1: he gave you that pro tip about his dad. I
Speaker 1: would have left to meet his father. I would have left.
Speaker 1: I would have left him ten dollars in that one scenario.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, make it fifty. You're fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you kid. Yeah, well, but that's it. But that's
Speaker 1: the only reason, and it's it's an isolated case. Never again,
Speaker 1: no way. But next episode, I'm gonna tll you about
Speaker 1: the giant man I sat next to during the show.
Speaker 1: The Giant Man, Big Man, Big Man, Rowdy Boys, Boys