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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, how you doing. I'm good. Do you have

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Speaker 2: a dirty little secret? I do, sweet, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Well. So, something I've been doing to kind of like

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Speaker 1: crank my wife and it's absolutely annoying her to no

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Speaker 1: end is when she's in the kitchen cooking, I'll just

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Speaker 1: I'll hook up to the Bluetooth speaker and I'll kind

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Speaker 1: of like hide it in like one of the cabinets,

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Speaker 1: and I'll just start playing like inappropriate sounds, like you know,

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Speaker 1: just like gun shots, you know, there's like a total

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Speaker 1: shootout from like a movie, and I'll play I'll play

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Speaker 1: like sounds from like adult videos, you know.

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Speaker 2: Kind of grassic sounding, and she doesn't know where it's

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Speaker 2: coming from.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she eventually finds, you know, follows the source

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Speaker 1: of the sound, but like I initially, I did it

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Speaker 1: just to kind of make her jump, you know, and

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Speaker 1: she would scream and be like what the hell's gone,

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Speaker 1: like freaking out. And then I kind of extended this

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Speaker 1: into when we go out, Like we'll be at Walmart

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Speaker 1: in the in the in the electronics section, and I'll

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Speaker 1: find the Bluetooth speaker and I'll start blasting, you know,

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Speaker 1: said sounds through it, and it's just getting to the

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Speaker 1: point where she's just so embarrassed when I do it.

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Speaker 1: At first, she didn't know, you know, what was going on.

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Speaker 1: But uh, and I've even parlayed this into like, outside

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Speaker 1: of annoying my wife, I do this at work now.

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Speaker 1: But I'll just play. Yeah, I'll just play like a

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Speaker 1: fart sound or real quick sound so that they can't

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Speaker 1: find the source of you know, I'll hide the Bluetooth

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Speaker 1: speaker around the office in different places and just like

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Speaker 1: you know, two seconds sound and people are like, what

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Speaker 1: the hell was that? And you know, at work, they

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Speaker 1: actually had an office meeting about who where these sounds were.

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Speaker 2: Coming from and who was doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now I can't cop to it, but like

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Speaker 1: you know, they they addressed all of us and then

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Speaker 1: they took a few of the like the senior uh

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Speaker 1: you know staff into the room to kind of continue

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Speaker 1: to discussion. And once that happened, I just kept doing its. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually I did. I did hide it in there, and

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Speaker 1: I think I think I blasted.

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Speaker 2: Hearing this sound.

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Speaker 1: Just just a quick shot. I didn't want them to

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Speaker 1: find the source of it. Yeah, and and like you know,

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Speaker 1: the senior staff is super pissed off right now, and

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Speaker 1: but I just can't stop doing it. Man, I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: just the reactions too much. Man, it just makes my day.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen how pissed off I pretended to

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Speaker 1: be in the meeting about whoever was doing.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for letting me hear it. Yeah, what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret