1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: The I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast Live. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 2: You're down with Rappaport, Yes, I am down with Rappaport. Yes, 3 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 2: I am down with Rappaport. Yes I am down with Rapport. 4 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,279 Speaker 2: Yes I am better tune in. I am Rappaport dot 5 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: com because every single podcast, you know, we drops bombs. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: I've seen him on set a season vet with True Town, 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 2: catching him on his. 8 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 3: Way to CrossFit rocking the new Balance. He has me 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 3: to do the. 10 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: Track because you know I run the lead. But I'm 11 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 2: just waiting for the Roberts and Nero line of the week, 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 2: Breakfast to Champions, hoast, bagel, cream gees the lock. This 13 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: is I am Rappaport. This show never stopped. Might catch 14 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 2: him out in public stretching his knees. But if you 15 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 2: don't listen to the show, yo, We're gonna please with 16 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 2: wig up Please sister. 17 00:00:50,120 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: Podcast. Yes, Brenda Binger Iron Reports starting a podcast is here. 18 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: You have no fear on today's banging brand new Iron 19 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 1: Rap Reports Stereo Podcast. We're back back in the New 20 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: York groove. But I'm not just back in the New 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: York groove. I'm back with the sick fucks of the week. 22 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know. The sick Fucks of the Week 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: is an award that is earned, not given, And there's 24 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: an award that is earned not given. I got some 25 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: sick fucks, plus my opinion on the Jonah Hill situation. 26 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 3: Bring up to speed on that. 27 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: Larsa Pippen caught feelings because Michael Jordan doesn't support her 28 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: dating his ex teammate, and a whole bunch more on 29 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: a high flying, high powered, fully disruptive I Am Rappaport 30 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: Stereo podcast coming up right now, Myles Jiggity Jordan AK 31 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: the Bleach brothers Iggy aka the Dust Brother. 32 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 3: Start this puppy off some real night. Yes, start this 33 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 3: puppy off something real now, guess but most appointing. 34 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: Start this motherfucking I Am Rappaport Stereo podcasts off for 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: something real. 36 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:31,839 Speaker 3: Funky I Am rapport Stereo pockets. Let's fucking go boom. Yes, 37 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 3: have no fear the Iggity I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. 38 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 3: It's here, Boom. 39 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the 40 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: Ziggity Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael Rappaport AK, the 41 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: Inflamed Oganazi aka the Gringo man Dingo aka the Sultan. 42 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 3: Of Sniff. 43 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: Aka the Disruptive Warrior aka the Raging Bullshitter. 44 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 3: Love that one. I love them all. 45 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. 46 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: Hope everybody is feeling real sane. 47 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 3: I'm my course. The real pocket is coming live in 48 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 3: direct from New York City. It is do the right thing. 49 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: Burn sALS Pizzeria down, Hot, straight up and down. It is. 50 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: I need some brothers on the wall, throw a trash 51 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: can through the fucking pizzeria and possibly do something you 52 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: might regret. 53 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 3: Hot. 54 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: It's beyond swamp ass hot. I mean, motherfuckers are out 55 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: here fifteen minutes from me having road rage on Third Avenue. 56 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: Third Avenue is I don't know how to describe it. 57 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: It's like around the from Bloomingdale's Park Avenue sixtieth in 58 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: Park Avenue. Wasn't Third Avenue sixtieth in Park Avenue literally 59 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: around the corner from Bloomingdale's. A little fender bender ended 60 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: up with some guy jamming the other guy into a wall, 61 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: killing him. Listen, it is not worth it. This woman 62 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: was being driven to work by our boyfriend with their 63 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: three young kids in tow Listen, I'm nuts. I'm nuts, 64 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: But when my kids were in the car, I never 65 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: did no crazy shit like that. I'm not down with 66 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: that road rage shit. You don't know what somebody is 67 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: going through. You don't know what somebody's got in the car. 68 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: They could have the knacka, they could have the hammer, 69 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: they could have a motherfucking shit, who knows. 70 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 3: A chainsaw anything, But that's that heat. That's that heat. 71 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: Terrible road rage incident, very close to me, very very 72 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: very sad, very scary. 73 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 3: Shit. 74 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: Stay in your car, don't be giving people the finger. 75 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: Don't be doing none of that shit. Man, It's not 76 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: worth it. It's literally like a little fender bender, a scrape. 77 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: Next thing you know, someone's dead. A bunch of people 78 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:41,239 Speaker 1: reached out to me on social media, Mike wrap, qringle Man, Dingo, 79 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: how's your. 80 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 3: Death diet going? How is your five day fast going? 81 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you it ain't bad. It ain't bad. 82 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: The only time it really has bothered me is been 83 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: the last day or two. Today's the last day of 84 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: the fast. The only time that really bothered me is 85 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: when I'm online. You know, online, there's like every kind 86 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 1: of food like pizzas and meat bowl sandwiches and salads 87 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 1: and you know, avocado and cheese wrap and who the 88 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: fuck knows. I saw somebody cooking pigeons, which looks disgusting, 89 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: but apparently in different countries, motherfuckers will eat pigeons. 90 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 3: They were barbecuing them. 91 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, after day four of a fast, 92 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: you look at somebody barbecuing pigeons, not that I would ever. 93 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying it didn't look half bad. 94 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 1: The pigeons didn't look half bad. You cook, listen, if 95 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: you know how to cook, you're season those pigeons up 96 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: real nice or real proper. Not that I ever would, 97 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: but I'm telling you it didn't gross me out, and 98 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: I think that had something to do with my fast. 99 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: But like I said, hopefully my body thinks I'm gonna die, 100 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: not literally, and I am ridding myself of all these 101 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: dead cells, these old cells, and I am creating new 102 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: cells and I am rejuvenated. But like I said in 103 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: the past, if I can do it, you can do it. 104 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: If I can do it, you can do it. Because 105 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: I don't have the most disciplined but I feel good, 106 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: feel light on my feet, been working out, went for 107 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: a nice walk even though it's hot. 108 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 3: Sweating like a fucking pig. Felt good. 109 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: Took a nice cold shower, felt good. My friend Toby, 110 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: Toby Morse, he's like, miss the cold Plunge with these 111 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: fucking cold plunge. Everybody with the cold plunge. Joe Rogain, this, 112 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: this is everybody's like. And they go on Instagram with 113 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: the cold Plunge, just literally going on Instagram getting into 114 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: your cold plunge. 115 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 3: You might as well be pissing on Instagram. I don't 116 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 3: care what you're doing. 117 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: In your cold plunge. Okay, I don't care about any 118 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,719 Speaker 1: of that shit. If I want to get cold, I'll 119 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: take a fucking cold shower. 120 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 3: Okay. 121 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: But it's been a long time since we did the 122 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: im Rappaport stereo podcast sick Fuck of the Week. And 123 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,839 Speaker 1: the reason why it's been a long time is because, 124 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,439 Speaker 1: you know, listen, I gotta keep things fresh, said this 125 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 1: since we started podcasting. I don't like things to be contrived. 126 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 1: I don't like things to feel forced. But without further ado, 127 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 1: this is. 128 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 3: An award that is earned, not given, earned, not given. 129 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 3: It's called the sick the fucked of the worm's sick. 130 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 3: She's really fucking sick, man, she just fucking wack line. 131 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 3: Make him You smell like a sick fuck. You look 132 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 3: like a sick it's supposed to be on a plane. 133 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 3: You six fuck? You are you doing? Hey man, leave 134 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 3: that chicken alone? Leave the chicken alone? But what are 135 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 3: you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in? 136 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: A chicken? 137 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 3: You hear the music? 138 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:49,599 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is an award winning segment. It is 139 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: an award winning segment. See I Am a rappaport stereo 140 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 1: podcast Sick. 141 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 3: Fuck of the Week. This award goes go to. 142 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: Certain sick funks with a certain kind of how do 143 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: they say it in French? A certain uh what do 144 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: they say? Oh yeah, a certain qua, a certain it factor. 145 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 1: The Jeta driver who pins his man under the car. 146 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: You don't get the award as a sick fuck. Okay, 147 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,560 Speaker 1: you are a sick fuck, but you don't get this award. 148 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. 149 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 3: Gotta think everybody for sending in the sick fox and 150 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 3: being patient with me. Okay, let's start. 151 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: If you're gonna do a sick fuck of the Week segment, 152 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 1: let's start in the epicenter of all sick fox and 153 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: you know, I like Florida. I like Florida for a 154 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 1: bunch of reasons, the fact that they have a lot 155 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: of sick fucks there. I wouldn't put in the top five, 156 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: but I wouldn't not put it in my top ten. 157 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 1: Is Florida in Sukassa. Shout out to og pol Wall. 158 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: Shout out to og pol Wall. 159 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,000 Speaker 3: For sending some sick focks in a. 160 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: Japanese steakhouse, Nico, Japanese steakhouse in Pace, Florida, has shut down. 161 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: Customers said they had felt sick after having some food 162 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 1: at the halbachi table, and they went to the doctor. 163 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: They got their stomachs pumped. This, that and the third 164 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 1: and three out of the seven people who became ill 165 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: got their stomach's pump got sick. They tested positive for meth. 166 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're putting myth in California rolls. 167 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 3: In Florida. 168 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: That's what the fuck I'm calling a sick fuck of 169 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: the week. You're lacing crab rolls with that. Walter White, only, 170 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: and I mean only in Florida. If you're in Pays Florida, 171 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: stay away from the Nico Japanese steakhouse. You want some toro, 172 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: you want a salmon skin roll, get it somewhere else. 173 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 1: Who the fuck puts meth in a baked hand crab roll? 174 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,560 Speaker 3: What the fuck is going on in Florida? Is Italy 175 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 3: in Sequasa? This is nuts? This is nuts. 176 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: You know the Italians they're handsy. This is old school 177 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: out there. This is also sent to me by O. G. 178 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 1: Paul Wong. 179 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 3: A man. 180 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:06,439 Speaker 1: Was found guilty of groping a student. A sixty six 181 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: year old man was definitely admitted to touching a student 182 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:20,559 Speaker 1: at a school, a sixteen year old girl. But this 183 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,360 Speaker 1: cocksucker was found not guilty in a court of law 184 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: because de groping the filling her up. 185 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 3: Lasted less than ten seconds. 186 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 2: So in. 187 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 1: Italy, allegedly, apparently you can grope strangers if, if, and only. 188 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 3: It goes on for less than ten seconds. Come on, Italy? 189 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:48,360 Speaker 3: What the fuck? 190 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: K Joe, Hey, it's that Bean Say got somebody jay 191 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 1: by Samala? 192 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing out there? Next one? 193 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: It's the all of the United States, and a lot 194 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,199 Speaker 1: of people hit me up. They said, Mike rap do 195 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: you have anything to do with this? And I'm offended 196 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:18,520 Speaker 1: that you ask. Fifty five percent more than thirty one 197 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: hundred of United States beaches are potentially unsafe due to 198 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: sewage traces and fecal contamination. And people are like, Mike 199 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 1: rap are you polluting the fucking beaches of the United States? 200 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 3: You admittedly. 201 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: Have taken shits in the Pacific Ocean, You admittedly have 202 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: taken shits in the Atlantic Ocean? Are you responsible for 203 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: polluting the beaches of the United States? 204 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 3: And I say, fuck no, fuck no, youin't gonna put 205 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 3: that on me. 206 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 1: Yes, in one or two shits in my time, maybe 207 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: three or four, maybe maybe ten, But that's not enough 208 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 1: to pollute the fucking entire Atlantic and or Pacific Ocean. 209 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: I think this more has to do with sewage, like actually, 210 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: you know, being flushed into the ocean. We need to 211 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 1: figure this out because I like the beach. I like 212 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: the fucking beach, but don't beat DM and being like, Yo, 213 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: Mike Crapp, are you responsible for this? 214 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 3: Fuck no? 215 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: I'm one man, and when I shit, I move it around, 216 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: and I don't do it often, and I don't do 217 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 1: it for the fun of it. I don't do it 218 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 1: for the sport. If I shit in the ocean. I'll 219 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: be at the Pacific and or the Atlantic. I do 220 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 1: it out of the necessity. Moving on, it's Chicago in 221 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: the house. I'll say it again. 222 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 3: I know you are. 223 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: Is shy Town in the mother fucking house because you 224 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: got yourself a true blue sick fuck. A Chicago man 225 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:13,440 Speaker 1: accused torturing and killing several cats has been arrested. Don't 226 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 1: did you ever see the documentary, you stupid sick funk. 227 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: You don't fuck with cats? Yo, If you've never seen 228 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: that documentary, you want a great disturbing crime doc and chill. 229 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: It made it on the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast 230 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: Top twenty murder docks of all time. Don't Fuck with Cats. 231 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: I believe it's on Netflix. If not Google it. Fantastically 232 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 1: disturbing but great. But this sick fuck has been arrested 233 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: for torturing and killing several cats. I'm not a cat person. 234 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 3: I like dogs. 235 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm a dog person, okay, but I would never fucking 236 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: put them into a microwave. 237 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 3: This sick fuck. 238 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: Was microwaving of Thomas Martel. You sick cocksucker. You we 239 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,920 Speaker 1: should put your feet into a microwave, you sick funck. 240 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: You your microwaving cats, your little pussy you. Oh, you 241 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 1: think it's just rapists. You think there's not animal lovers 242 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: in jail, in prison that are Find this guy and 243 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,200 Speaker 1: give him something real nice and real proper, mainly that 244 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: wonderbread bag and olive oil treatment. Treat him to something 245 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: real nice and real proper, like, Oh, it's gonna happen. 246 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:51,400 Speaker 1: Moving on, listen, I'm getting ready to fly, getting ready 247 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 1: to do a lot of flying. I don't want no 248 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 1: fucking bullshit. I don't want no problems, no problem. Mos 249 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: Frontier Airlines had to stop. They had to land the 250 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,400 Speaker 1: fucking plane because the two pigs. They need to stop 251 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,200 Speaker 1: serving alcohol on the planes. These pictures come on there 252 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: they're drinking and they got into a motherfucking mma. 253 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 3: Wwe fight. 254 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 1: Curson screaming, of course, was videotaped over a seat, a 255 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 1: seat incident. And these are rough and tumbel broads. So 256 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: another one happened to dudes over a window seat. Sit 257 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: the fuck down, put your seatbolt on, and shut the 258 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: fuck up. Okay, we're trying to get to where we 259 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 1: need to get to. Motherfuckers are on the plane acting 260 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 1: crazy on the yard and sick fuck's gonna get with 261 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: sick fuck's gonna get Larry Nasser one of the sickest 262 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: sick fucks of all time. Larry Nasser, the doctor who 263 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:07,320 Speaker 1: has found guilty on several several charges of molesting raping 264 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: young girls. He worked for the United States national gymnastics team. 265 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 1: It's a very public case. Looks like a sick fuck, 266 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: looks like a creep cocksucker. 267 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:26,360 Speaker 3: Well he got what molesting sick fucks are supposed to get. 268 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 1: He got stabbed up, poked up, real nice and real 269 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: proper in jail. And this motherfucker he didn't learn just 270 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,120 Speaker 1: by being in prison. He needed, he needed to push 271 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: the envelope. Apparently, this sick fuck Larry Nasser made a 272 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 1: comment about wanting to watch. 273 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 3: Women's tennis players. 274 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: At Wimbledon, and they poked him up, real nice and 275 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 1: real proper, stabbed him. 276 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 3: Up real good. Listen, a piece of shit like this. 277 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 3: What is he there for? 278 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: He's never getting out of jail. He ruined a bunch 279 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 1: of women's life, young girls. 280 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 3: And you still, you still have the audacity. 281 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,880 Speaker 1: To say something about wanting to watch young girls play 282 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 1: Wimbledon tennis. You sick fuck poked them up, real nice 283 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: find out who poked him up. I'll send Homie some 284 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 1: commissary done. 285 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 3: Podcast. 286 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan back in the news. He's like out and 287 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 1: about way more than you would think he would be. 288 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,480 Speaker 1: He was going to an event or from an event, 289 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 1: and one of these TMZ type people said, Michael, what 290 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 1: do you think of your son and Larsa Pippen. What 291 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: do you think of them dating? Do you support it? 292 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 1: And he said no, of course he doesn't support that shit. 293 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: So of course it's embarrassing. Of course it's not ideal. 294 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure he's got a complicated relationship with his son. 295 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 1: I believe it's Jeffrey Jordan who's dating Larsa Pippen, who 296 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: used to be married to Michael Jordan's number one teammate, 297 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's batman, Scottie Pippen is Robin. 298 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 3: Now they're dating. She probably was. 299 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: At charity events in Chicago, bull events when she was 300 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: real young and the son was really Now you're dating. 301 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: This is very troublesome and apparently by Michael Jordan saying 302 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 1: he doesn't support it. Larsa Pippen, who's on one of 303 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: the one of the great reality TV shows, The Real Housewives, 304 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:14,280 Speaker 1: in Miami. She said this gave her anxiety and trauma 305 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,359 Speaker 1: that Michael Jordan said that, well, what is he supposed 306 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 1: to say? 307 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is fucking dope, This is cool. 308 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: You're dating my fucking son after being married and being 309 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,680 Speaker 1: the mother of Scottie Pippen's kids. 310 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,160 Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. Cut the shit. 311 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: Why would you even comment on that, Larsa Pippen? You 312 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,879 Speaker 1: notice it is fucking is greasy and I'm sure you 313 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: guys have a real connection. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. 314 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 1: Cut the fucking shit. Of course, it's fucking weird. Of 315 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 1: course he doesn't support it. One of the reasons why 316 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: you guys even got together is because of the taboo 317 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:57,400 Speaker 1: ness of the fucking relationship. You know, it's sick, it's insane, 318 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:04,520 Speaker 1: it's embarrassing for everybody involved. Just like this Jonah Hill text. 319 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: A lot of people ask me about this Jonah Hill situation. 320 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 1: This girl that he used to date has come out 321 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 1: posting some text messages that Jonah Hill allegedly sent to 322 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,120 Speaker 1: her while they were together. And the text messages make 323 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:28,359 Speaker 1: it seem like he is controlling and all that. Let 324 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:32,920 Speaker 1: me tell you something, and he was using like you know, controlling, 325 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: He was using therapeutic misogynistic language. First of all, what 326 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,920 Speaker 1: happened before he sent those texts. Let's see all of 327 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 1: the correspondence between the two of you and number that's 328 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,120 Speaker 1: number one, number two. Why are you sending this shit 329 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:57,640 Speaker 1: out now, boo boo, simply to make him look bad. 330 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: This is not to help the women. This is to 331 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: make Jonah Hill look bad. I am going to tell 332 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: you if text messages between me and my ex or 333 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,959 Speaker 1: me and girlfriends that I had in the past came out, 334 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: I'd be finished for a gamming of fucking reasons. This 335 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: is not your baby daddy. You guys aren't together. This 336 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,800 Speaker 1: is I think it was two years ago, and you're 337 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,280 Speaker 1: putting these text outs for what. 338 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 3: For what? Everybody has said things and these aren't even 339 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,439 Speaker 3: that bad of things. This isn't even that. 340 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: Bad the shit that he said. So in this situation, 341 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: I'm on team Jonah Hill. And I asked the girl, 342 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,440 Speaker 1: I guess her name is Sarah Brady, what's your agenda? 343 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 3: Boo boo? 344 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:57,360 Speaker 1: You seem like a scorned lover. Sweethearn't shit's whack? Shit 345 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,639 Speaker 1: is really fucking whack. I don't know Jonah Hill well 346 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,880 Speaker 1: enough to make an assessment of him personally, but when 347 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: I've met him, he was very very very chill, very 348 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: very very nice, very thoughtful. 349 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 3: Look, who the fuck knows. I'm just saying that. 350 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: But even if I had never met him, I just 351 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: think this woman obviously has an agenda and she's got 352 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: something she's trying to do. But the way you're going 353 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: about it ain't the right way. Moving on, sag After 354 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: is on strike. The actors are on strike. The Screen 355 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 1: Actors Guild is now officially on strike, the writers are 356 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 1: on strike. I've talked about this. I saw no way 357 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 1: this could be avoided. They're trying to make the actors. 358 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,399 Speaker 1: And when we talk about actors and say actors, I 359 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 1: ain't talking about Brad Pitt, ain't talking about Jonahill, I 360 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 1: ain't talking about Michael Ronport. But what's fair is fucking fair. 361 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:04,679 Speaker 1: This is an old model with old deals that need 362 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,920 Speaker 1: to be changed. To quote the Great Puff Daddy, it's 363 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: all about the Benjamin's Baby and these streaming services, you 364 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:21,880 Speaker 1: watch the shows over and over and over, Actors, directors, writers, 365 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,920 Speaker 1: they don't get paid over and over and over. There's 366 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 1: a lot of money being made you need to split 367 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 1: that motherfucking money up real nice, oh yeah, and real 368 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:42,640 Speaker 1: fucking proper, like, Okay, this is gonna be long, it's 369 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: gonna be arduous. They're saying that when the strike is 370 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,400 Speaker 1: really really into the city of Los Angeles will lose 371 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,119 Speaker 1: thirty million dollars a day. Because it's not just actors, 372 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 1: it's not just writers, it's not just directors. It's not 373 00:26:55,320 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: what people would call the Hollywood elite. There's business is, 374 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,960 Speaker 1: there's studios, there's restaurants, there's prop houses. 375 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 3: It's top to bottom. And the Emmy Awards were just announced. 376 00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 3: I was shitting on again, and I. 377 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,240 Speaker 1: Ain't taking anything away from any of the people that 378 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: were nominated for Emmys, But they could have yo, I 379 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: killed it on Only Murders in the Building Season two. 380 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 3: I fucking destroyed that shit. They could have given me 381 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 3: Guest Star Emmy nomination. 382 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 1: For Only Murders in the Building Season two because I 383 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: did the damn thing, just like they should have given 384 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: me the Emmy nomination. I should have won the fucking 385 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 1: award for episode one, season five of Louis The Louis c. 386 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 1: K Shaw destroyed that shit. Sorry say it about me now. 387 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna do what we gotta do to get the 388 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 1: fucking union back. Now we're striking. Now the writers are 389 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:04,359 Speaker 1: on strike. And I heard some scumbag producers said that 390 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,320 Speaker 1: by the time October comes around, the writers are gonna 391 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 1: not be able to pay their rent. 392 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 3: This, that, and the third. 393 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,760 Speaker 1: You greasy cocksucker. I hope it's revealed who said that. 394 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: You fuck you no talent, fuck you actors, writers and directors. 395 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: Although the DGA they came to a settlement. 396 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 3: We can do what the producers do. We can do 397 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,119 Speaker 3: what they do. 398 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: Not to say that there aren't talented producers, but I 399 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,680 Speaker 1: said it once, I said it a million times. You 400 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: never seen a producer turn around and star in a film. 401 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: You've seen actors turn around and been great producers, but 402 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: you've never seen a producer turn around and star in 403 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 1: a TV show, star in a movie. 404 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 3: Now we're striking. 405 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: Now, the actors are striking, Now the writers are striking. 406 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 3: And now me, now the abruptive behavior. 407 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 1: I get to really really have an outlet for all 408 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: things disruptive. Oh yeah, not that I don't have enough already. 409 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: It's just one more place to bring that true blue 410 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: disruptive behavior. You'll see me out there on the fucking 411 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: piccking line, and I'm gonna be the one that they're 412 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: saying you because there's rules, there's certain things you're you're not. 413 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 3: Supposed to say. Ah if I go on that fucking picklings, 414 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 3: especially in this hot ass. 415 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: He in New York, LA. Respectfully, I'm talking creasy. I'm 416 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: talking I'm talking greasy, I'm talking reckless. Anyway, I'm on tour. 417 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna be in LA for a couple of days. 418 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: I'm coming out to LA for a few days. 419 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 3: I'm on tour. 420 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Kansas City, Okay, at the Improv 421 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,000 Speaker 1: Kansas City the twenty first, twenty second. I'll be in Braya, California, 422 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 1: performing live the twenty twenty ninth. I'll be in Syracuse 423 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 1: eighteenth and nineteenth of August. All tickets, all informations available 424 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport coomedy dot com. 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