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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. All right, here

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Speaker 1: we are. Actually we'll address the elephant in the room.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Nice? Elvis has been sick? Okay for the elephant.

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Speaker 1: Oh you didn't know? Oh man, I just smashed my

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Speaker 1: finger between my chair in the counter. That can you

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Speaker 1: move it? Yeah? No, it's right at the thumb, it's

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Speaker 1: at at the fingernail. This is totally gonna You're gonna

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Speaker 1: lose that. Now you want me to show you my

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Speaker 1: toe nail? Really? Okay? Well, my I dropped an iPad

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Speaker 1: on my toe. My toneail is black. It's this it's

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Speaker 1: going to fall. We were at jingle Bowl one year, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I had a nail that had cracked off and

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Speaker 1: it was almost off, okay, And I taped it up

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Speaker 1: for jingle Ball and underneath was like you know, the skin,

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Speaker 1: like whatever's underneath your nail? And I hit it on

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Speaker 1: some running back stage that ship full off. The pain

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Speaker 1: was so bad and it looked greatas yes. So so.

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Speaker 1: Being a diabetic, I have to watch my feet, so

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Speaker 1: I would get them so bad that the side of

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Speaker 1: my foot would start just expanding and then they had

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Speaker 1: to cut cut it open. And I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: so descriptive where Scottie Hukes right now, I'm not listening

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Speaker 1: to you. So so they literally had to take the

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Speaker 1: side of my toe and just flap it open and

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Speaker 1: then cut down the toe was like almost like down

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Speaker 1: to my knuckle of my toe. Ever, my kids play soccer,

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Speaker 1: so you know, you know, get soccer feet, So get

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Speaker 1: ingrown to Spencer's was so bad. They had to actually

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Speaker 1: like numb his toe and cut half of his tongue.

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Speaker 1: Did they did? They killed the toe nail. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: killed my toe nails too, where they it stopped growing.

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Speaker 1: It's funny how they could just put something like liquid

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Speaker 1: in there. I bought my girlfriend a speaker system for

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Speaker 1: Christmas last year, and the sub Wolfer is very very heavy.

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Speaker 1: She went to go lift it and move it, dropped

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Speaker 1: it on her toe. Oh my god, her toe, her

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Speaker 1: thumb toe turned black. Half of it was gone. It

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Speaker 1: just started, I said, heard the doctor said it may

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Speaker 1: never go back again. Please tell me you weren't sitting

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Speaker 1: on the couch, n you and your stupid Christmas press,

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Speaker 1: you know she was. I don't know anyway, anyway, the

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Speaker 1: doctor not that he didn't lie, but he had it wrong.

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Speaker 1: She the toe nail grew back, but it took about

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Speaker 1: eight months time. You remember when we were a jingle

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Speaker 1: ball in Miami and Lisa tripped on one of those

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Speaker 1: things that has the cables all running through it and

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Speaker 1: she broke her toe. She looked down and her second

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Speaker 1: toe next to her big toil, the one right next

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Speaker 1: to it, was pointed sideways. Yeah. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: was patting a dog that somebody had tied up outside

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Speaker 1: my building. You know, I love to do that, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened, but my finger got

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Speaker 1: caught up in its collar and it snapped my nail off.

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Speaker 1: Did it down into the thumb, and I don't leave

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Speaker 1: it hanging, I'll just rip it all. So I stood

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Speaker 1: up and there was blood and Brandon, my boyfriend, he

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Speaker 1: thought the dog bit me. And he was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, the dog bait you. And

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Speaker 1: then he looked at my finger. He started heaving, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I'm like, you are of No, that's like Scott,

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Speaker 1: That's what Scotty sees. One he starts, he starts like

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Speaker 1: like the exposed organs all his ship, you know, like

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Speaker 1: amputated limbs. But if you involve a fingernail, I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. Intry for our country. You can't take a

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Speaker 1: finger like I was watching some movie where they had

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Speaker 1: POWs and they were putting razor blades under their fingers.

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Speaker 1: Gang as all the secrets. Oh god, if you like

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Speaker 1: even get a pain close to my finger, now, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you everything, security number, everything. So you this is

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Speaker 1: sort of related, not related. You live in the Westchester area,

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Speaker 1: right There was a serial killer, horrific serial killer way

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Speaker 1: back in the day. Have you heard of Albert Fish.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have to this guy Albert Albert

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Speaker 1: Fish killed and eight children and he would literally like

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Speaker 1: cook the flesh with potatoes and all kinds of stuff.

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Speaker 1: very like Out of Salem, Massachusetts, where whatever they did,

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Speaker 1: not that it's not gross in general, but it was

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Speaker 1: Nates neighborhood. You know, are you seeing it? Yeah? He was. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Here here's his here's his title. Serial killer, rapist, child molester,

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff that I need to do some more research.

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Speaker 1: But if you are into serial killer things, this one

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Speaker 1: really push. His nickname was the Boogeyman. Maybe that's where

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Speaker 1: originally came from. Creepy, creepy, creepy, but it's your neighborhood name.

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Speaker 1: I need to apologize to you. Five minutes ago, before

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Speaker 1: I smashed my finger into the counter, you were starting

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Speaker 1: to say Elvis had been sick, that's all. He'll probably

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Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. He sounds awful. Uh, but yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: he's got a very sore throat. Mm's he'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: You know. He's doing fine though, But sorry, you derailed

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Speaker 1: me with the Now I'm reading about this guy, God

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Speaker 1: watching watching Damer. I had no idea that John Wayne

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Speaker 1: Gacy was pretty much influenced by Dahmer. Really, how the

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Speaker 1: John Wayne Gacy wasn't like he was watching or maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe Dahmer was watching John Wayne Gacy and while he

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Speaker 1: Gacy died was the day that Jeffrey Dahmer got baptized

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Speaker 1: or christened or whatever it was. That was okay, But

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Speaker 1: get arrested for the crimes very similar to what he committed.

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Speaker 1: You know, like a lot of like, did you guys

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Speaker 1: guys watch that? It was? It was a fictional thing

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Speaker 1: about the FBI and then hunting down all these serial

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Speaker 1: interviewing them to kind of get like a dossier on

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Speaker 1: why serial killers did what they did. You should have

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Speaker 1: been on that show. Nate playing a serial killer ahead

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Speaker 1: very funny, very funny. But I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: those seventies and eighties serial killers were like copycat people,

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Speaker 1: showed on Dahmer. They were like reenacting. He was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: so you're looking for a job, Like, first off, if

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Speaker 1: it wasn't weird fish guy reb who ate the kids

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Speaker 1: like sure? Killed ernator. Yeah. Spoiler alert. It was just

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Speaker 1: was about if you serial killers in general, you never

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Speaker 1: they don't want to have any contact with family, or

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Speaker 1: that's mad Hunter. They interview all these people and they

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Speaker 1: try and have them help figure out why serial killers

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Speaker 1: kind of went downhill season two, but season one's amazing.

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Speaker 1: convinced way more women's serial killers are just better at it.

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Speaker 1: Krueger and you know whatever. I just kept thinking, like,

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Speaker 1: want to murder, and one of those knives could be

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Speaker 1: this control? This is not Helloween, especially on Halloween. If

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Speaker 1: his name. Um heart attack on stage Tommy Cooper, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was Tommy Cooper. Tommy Cooper. Do you remember Sanford's

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Speaker 1: son I'm coming, I'm coming. Sorry, yeah, but yeah, now

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Speaker 1: he actually had that happens. Yeah, and people just watched

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Speaker 1: He's holding like the picture on Google, he's holding a cigar,

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Speaker 1: that was the kind of comedian he was. Yes, anyway, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: are you back now? Nope? Nope? What are you back now?

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Speaker 1: I could hear you through the soundproof door yelling for

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Speaker 1: so we played scaryes game. Now. He found his books,

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Speaker 1: which which one didn't you throw away? He found a

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Speaker 1: the last time you think you touched that twenty years ago?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely absurd, Toder, I give us one or two because

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Speaker 1: I think we're running out of time, all right? Would

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Speaker 1: the rest of your life? First, you're keeping this book.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather sneeze the sound of a bowling stripe That's

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Speaker 1: not even a good one. Would you rather vomit marbles

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Speaker 1: or sweat cheese? That would hurt? That would hurt, That

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Speaker 1: would hurt? Your teeth should be all up? I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Your teeth would be broken. You smell every time you

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Speaker 1: went somewhere. It depends on what kind of cheese. Give

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Speaker 1: me some good bree. I mean there's not one good

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Speaker 1: smelling cheese, okay, buts long enough, you'd vomit marbles and

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Speaker 1: you do both sins alright? One um, you really dig?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather urinate through your nose

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Speaker 1: or smell things with your genitalia? Smell it smells great?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna to candlestore? Pull your cock out

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Speaker 1: the smell the I don't think that's when you're taking

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Speaker 1: things out my perfew you put my balls. I just

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Speaker 1: think it's much easier to go to a urinal and

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Speaker 1: piss out of your nose. All right, So we're gonna

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Speaker 1: keep the book, like keep the book, all right. And

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Speaker 1: that's a lot more where that came from. That's your

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