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Speaker 1: All right, ready what do we say, Ron He's gone,

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Speaker 1: He's got a train?

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Speaker 2: Alright ready one? Two? Wait, why aren't you going to

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Speaker 2: intro it? Okay, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this

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Speaker 2: episode of Ron He's Got Trained.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien. That is my identical twin, mister.

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Speaker 2: Miles gro Yes, sorry, just a little bit light to

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Speaker 2: their recording anyway. Yes, yes, we video that keeps on giving.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the identical Australian twins Uh interviewed talking about their mom,

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Speaker 1: who I am now starting to suspect just keeps a

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Speaker 1: gun on them from off camera, because there's footage of

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Speaker 1: them speaking together simultaneously from like when they were seventeen,

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Speaker 1: like they've been. They're a going concern in the Australia media,

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Speaker 1: so which it bummed me out a little bit because

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Speaker 1: like my favorite part of my favorite thing about the

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Speaker 1: clip was just this sense that like this accident happened

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Speaker 1: or this crime happened in like backwoods Queensland and somebody

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Speaker 1: like lifted up a rock and found these.

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Speaker 2: Like some Yarl Morris type shit.

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Speaker 1: Ye underneath, like they hadn't seen the public, but they've

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Speaker 1: been like they've been on a reality show there. It's

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Speaker 1: like kind of a known thing in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, still love them, still love them. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: Meal Skinner Blues, Neil Skinner Blue, Muel Skinner Blues. That's

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Speaker 1: like another sort of Vernon, Florida type Eryl Morris kind

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Speaker 1: of like check out these people that live in these freaks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. That one's just really it's about a dude who's

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Speaker 2: like gets the other people in his trailer park to

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Speaker 2: make a horror movie. Oh not, everyone is just like

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Speaker 2: it's just like every single person could spin off their

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Speaker 2: own documentary. It's just it's so yeah, it's incredible. There's

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Speaker 2: some characters in it.

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Speaker 1: This is the episode where we tell you some of

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending Zeuitgeist. It is Thursday afternoon

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Speaker 1: and right now a lot of people talking about this

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Speaker 1: Trump trade deal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean is it a deal? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: The way people found out about it, or a lot

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Speaker 2: of people on the internet found out about it was

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Speaker 2: a tweet from Charles Gasparino, you know, like a conservative

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Speaker 2: moves person saying school Gasperino. People inside the Trump White

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Speaker 2: House are alerting Wall Street execs they are nearing an

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Speaker 2: agreement in principle on trade with India according to my sources,

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Speaker 2: where senior Wall Street execs with ties to the White

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Speaker 2: House no details on timing and recall that we have

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Speaker 2: been here before dot dot dot, and people are like this.

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Speaker 2: Other person at Joe Weisenthal responded like, if this is true,

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Speaker 2: isn't the big story that the White House gives Wall

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Speaker 2: Street executives early heads up on trade negotiations rather than

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Speaker 2: the existence of the deals themselves. Yes, yes, I.

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Speaker 1: Think that's probably noteworthy. I would say it's at least

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Speaker 1: worth remarking upon Miles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is amongst all the other

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Speaker 2: many things.

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Speaker 1: So Gasparino sounds like something that Kimmy Gibbler would have

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Speaker 1: said when she was remarking on something being surprising.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs oh wow, you know what I mean? Right right,

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Speaker 2: that's ano, Yeah, you know what I mean? All right,

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Speaker 2: little Gibbler reference for you know what.

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Speaker 1: By the way, when you write Kimmy Gibler into Apple

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Speaker 1: notes app, it says Jimmy Gobbler auto corrects it to

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Gobbler, Does Jimmy Gobbler. I don't know why they

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Speaker 1: don't think Kimmy is a real name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just like, also too, what a terrible insult

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Speaker 2: to say to like Kimmy Gibler in high school. They're like,

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Speaker 2: all right, Jimmy Gobbler.

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Speaker 1: God uh uh. One of the first articles that Cody

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Speaker 1: Johnson wrote for h AT Cracked for us was just

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Speaker 1: a fake scene from Full House where everybody's incredibly mean

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Speaker 1: to Kimmy Jimmy Gibbler.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy got me at that point, Jimmy Gobbler, Yeah ship.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, that's the's weird.

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Speaker 1: That's ron what other good works as president deals getting

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Speaker 1: getting done for us. I feel like these tariffs are

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Speaker 1: about to hit, and you know, it's a it's kind

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Speaker 1: of a race smiles between the prices going up on

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Speaker 2: Screwing in the little screws bike. I got it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that's going to get me about

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Speaker 1: three one hundred and fifty K a year. So sick dude,

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Speaker 1: avocados should be affordable.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, with three fifty

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Speaker 2: that's you know what they say, don't spend a third

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Speaker 2: of your annual income on avocados. But you'll be able

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Speaker 2: I've always been thinking about food as it relates to tariffs,

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Speaker 2: because as someone from an immigrant background, you yearn for

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Speaker 2: you realize, oh, that has to get imported here. Now,

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Speaker 2: what of these tariffs. And there was an article in

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Speaker 2: be impacted by tariffs, and a lot of them make sense,

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Speaker 2: like coffee or coconuts. Seafood also makes eighty percent of

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Speaker 2: the seafood in the US comes from this imported tropical

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Speaker 2: A lot a lot of it's coming from you know,

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Speaker 2: Indonesia or Vietnam or Indiasonen shrimp that face, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: like tropical fruit. Obviously we're not growing any of that here.

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Speaker 2: So if you like bananas, they are warning the total

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Speaker 2: cost of bananas nationwide could go up by two hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty million dollars per year for one could have

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Speaker 2: what could a banana cost? Michael yeah, right, like literally,

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Speaker 2: she might be right. That joke will no longer make

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Speaker 1: I know the arrest of development joke where the out

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Speaker 1: of touch rich mom says, what could a banana cost?

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Speaker 1: Michael seven dollars?

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Speaker 2: Michael, what could a banana cost? Please tell me? Simply Avocados.

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Speaker 2: Another one that's like, although teriff rates between Mexico and

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Speaker 2: China were like, we don't see again, all of this

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Speaker 2: again and be like, yeah, actually we won everything, no tariffs.

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Speaker 2: Everything's good. We won.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's getting some sick concessions behind the scenes, and now

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Speaker 1: tariffs are off.

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Speaker 2: We won. President Deal's wins again. Tomatoes, Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 2: huge one. That is a huge one. They're saying it

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Speaker 2: could ride potentially rise up to fifty percent later this year.

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Speaker 2: This year, blueberries something the geist child is powered by

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Speaker 2: eating blueberries. Berries in general have gotten very expensive. But yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: They're all like the foods that we've learned are healthy

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Speaker 2: Another one olive oil. Uh, you know, that's a lot

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Speaker 2: But yes, alcohol, obviously, cheese, beef, even, and that's more

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Speaker 2: we ain't taking shit from y'all. Eat your own damn beef.

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Speaker 2: So that and anyway, there's like a lot of other things.

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Speaker 2: Rice is another one. Yikes, I need my rice and

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Speaker 2: I need my oil and my cheese. So I guess

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Speaker 2: we'll just start making my own. Is there a way

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Speaker 2: to make rice out of corn? Is my question? They will,

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Speaker 2: if they jack, we will probably be seeing corn, cheese,

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Speaker 2: corn beef, corn wine, corn coffee.

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Speaker 1: Corn corn booze. Right, so a lot of the booze

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Speaker 2: But again, yeah, I'm just saying like to replace like

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Speaker 2: we've got American corn whiskey, that's Scotch Blahoma bananas.

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Speaker 1: Get your bananas from. Yeah, Like, I do feel like

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Speaker 1: we're gonna there will be huge rison prices and then

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Speaker 1: if he stays course, and then we'll start having just

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Speaker 1: real shitty local versions, like local being from Texas and Oklahoma.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's but I mean there's no way to

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Speaker 2: U turn, and there's more reporting that saying that conversation

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Speaker 2: with these like store like big box executives are like, bro,

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Speaker 2: there's not going to be like shit on the shelves

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Speaker 2: because that was a big one, right, Yeah, sure, like

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Speaker 2: you know how that that's all going to work. And

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Speaker 2: a lot of people are already saying port like the

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Speaker 2: ports in California are already like getting about sixty percent

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Speaker 2: less volume from China. That's huge, and when like the

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Speaker 1: One of those sir, what's your plan? Where do we

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Speaker 1: go instead? For all of the stuff that people need

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Speaker 2: Just don't buy it. Just don't buy it if you can.

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Speaker 1: Truly, just yeah, like you a broke boy who needed folks.

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Speaker 2: of our great leaders, Robert de Niro as an abusive

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Speaker 1: finally got some juicy Conclave drama. We'll be right back,

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Speaker 1: and we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how the betting markets are moving

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Speaker 1: know it's full of uh, disgraced cardinals with shady objectives.

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Speaker 2: Uh, you know they're all disgraced. There's a couple of

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Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting timing on this one. You were the last

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Speaker 1: one to see the pope saying anyways, good movie, and

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Speaker 1: so people are looking to recreate that movie. It's the

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Speaker 1: news story. And we kind of got a good candidate here.

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Speaker 1: Cardinal Giovanni Angello. Bet you be how you didn't see that?

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Speaker 1: Bet you didn't see it? I think, once one of

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Speaker 1: the most powerful figures in the Vatican, and then Pope

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Speaker 1: Francis ordered him to resign in twenty twenty because he

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Speaker 1: was convicted in a Vatican financial scandal. I don't know

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Speaker 1: where your head was going, people, It was a financial scandal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, find a new angle.

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Speaker 1: He was convicted of embezzlement using funds for a London property,

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Speaker 1: but he also sent Vatican money to his brother's charity

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Speaker 1: It all sounds kind of shady and like they are

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Speaker 1: We can There's a twenty twenty four study that found

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Speaker 2: But ye, at least especially and the fucking teachers themselves.

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Speaker 1: Also, just for all those Gen z being more gullible claims,

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Speaker 1: And if you're so worried about like their gullibility and

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Speaker 1: A whole ass episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a good one.

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Speaker 2: See might drop it. Booker really just chimed in for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's just a whole episode. We're talking about Jennifer Lopezan

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Speaker 1: All right, until tomorrow, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where you still can't,

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Speaker 1: get your fish shots. Don't do nothing about white sorrow.

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Speaker 1: See and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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