WEBVTT - Gods plan 0:00:00.670 --> 0:00:21.489 Thank you. Before it's out, y'all. Before it's out, y'all. Wait, 0:00:21.530 --> 0:00:26.759 this is out, huh? Before it's out, y'all. Before it's out, y'all. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.360 This is not mine. Like, this is literally not mine. 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.130 I mean, the wine color is so sexy. I'm just 0:00:32.150 --> 0:00:34.890 gonna keep my iPhone till it fucking dies. I was 0:00:34.930 --> 0:00:38.559 talking a lot about going towards Samsung, but like, I 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.730 thought me saying that on the podcast was going to cause, like, 0:00:41.740 --> 0:00:46.670 I was anticipating my martyr badge of, like, a wave 0:00:46.750 --> 0:00:49.590 of hot young women all across the world and hot 0:00:49.650 --> 0:00:53.850 young gay people. And then someone pointed it out to me. 0:00:53.870 --> 0:00:56.310 They were like, well, that's just, like, it's just giving 0:00:56.350 --> 0:00:58.550 someone else your data if you really think about it, though. 0:00:58.730 --> 0:00:59.200 And I was like. 0:00:59.220 --> 0:01:07.000 Exactly. Yeah, the iPhone Duo sucks. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:12.310 Do you have it? Yeah, I have a review model. 0:01:12.410 --> 0:01:14.990 I can't show it. I'm embargoed, but I've been using 0:01:15.030 --> 0:01:18.510 it the past couple days. Wait, you can't show it, 0:01:18.550 --> 0:01:21.229 but you can talk about it? Yes. 0:01:21.910 --> 0:01:24.970 My contract does not explicitly state that I can't talk 0:01:25.020 --> 0:01:27.360 about it, but I can use it. But I am 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.060 under embargo. I can't show TikTok on it, and I 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:32.699 can't show Instagram. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:40.040 Okay. Girl, what the fuck are you talking about? Well, 0:01:41.020 --> 0:01:43.920 it's because you're mad comfy talking to me. Like, damn, 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.240 you know you're talking to a lifelong friend if you're 0:01:46.260 --> 0:01:49.280 playing with your bush while you're talking. Like, bro, I 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:52.880 do the greatest maintenance of my life. laying in bed 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:57.330 with drew like i'm literally like i'm parting seas i'm 0:01:57.370 --> 0:02:01.130 like rebuilding communities down there like i'm like getting rid 0:02:01.170 --> 0:02:04.770 of some people let's just say a bit of those 0:02:05.170 --> 0:02:09.560 homes are crowded aka why is there three hairs coming 0:02:09.590 --> 0:02:10.420 out of one pore um. 0:02:13.860 --> 0:02:20.410 Reforestation instead of deforestation it's reforestation um But no, the 0:02:20.470 --> 0:02:22.390 iPhone 2, I've been seeing videos of it and it 0:02:22.450 --> 0:02:25.010 looks butt out of a jockstrap. It looks like poop 0:02:25.050 --> 0:02:26.290 out of a jockstrap vibes. 0:02:26.410 --> 0:02:32.640 I just like.... 0:02:31.010 --> 0:02:35.160 The software is not optimized for it yet. And it's 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.320 like literally going to just be like... Or apps aren't 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.800 optimized for it yet. And it's literally just going to 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:45.220 be what happened to the Apple Vision where like... they 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.000 expected all these apps to just like redesign their apps 0:02:49.060 --> 0:02:51.790 and spend millions of dollars to make it usable on 0:02:51.830 --> 0:02:57.350 this like hardware. But there's not enough units to incentivize 0:02:57.690 --> 0:03:01.550 these companies because they're like, okay, like no one uses it. 0:03:01.630 --> 0:03:02.989 So why the fuck would we do it? It's going 0:03:03.010 --> 0:03:05.250 to be the same thing with the duo. Like none 0:03:05.290 --> 0:03:09.269 of these companies are going to be like jumping to 0:03:09.750 --> 0:03:14.920 re-optimize their entire software for, 100,000 people to use it 0:03:14.980 --> 0:03:15.760 on these phones. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:18.840 For 100,000 people to slam it on the floor and 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:22.630 taste test OtterBoxes. Yeah, I'm going to stick with that. 0:03:22.730 --> 0:03:25.710 Taste test OtterBoxes. Oh, I want to eat that OtterBox. 0:03:26.940 --> 0:03:30.389 Me when I'm talking about Drew. Silicone layer. Wait, that's... 0:03:30.570 --> 0:03:33.470 That's my Otterbox. I'm Otterbox. You're my Otterbox. 0:03:33.490 --> 0:03:35.530 Silicone layer of the Otterbox cases. 0:03:35.570 --> 0:03:40.830 Oh. They got munched on. That's low-key probably why I... Okay, also, 0:03:40.950 --> 0:03:44.870 this is my update. Oh, sorry. Sorry I'm drinking my 0:03:44.950 --> 0:03:48.730 big-ass Waitrose. Waitrose, I'm in London, and I go to 0:03:48.930 --> 0:03:54.190 only the top of the line markets. Waitrose, my ice-cold Waitrose. 0:03:55.610 --> 0:03:59.880 Innovation in the cap, though. Everybody laughs, but I support it. 0:04:00.490 --> 0:04:02.450 Well, I support it. But also all of these caps 0:04:02.490 --> 0:04:04.880 are made out of completely different plastics. And that's why 0:04:04.910 --> 0:04:09.080 plastic recycling doesn't work is because literally no company is 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.900 held to the same regulation to use the same plastic 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.940 because different plastics vary in prices and color range. So 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.290 everybody just uses random ones. And that's actually one of 0:04:18.310 --> 0:04:20.570 the reasons we can't recycle because like all of them 0:04:20.610 --> 0:04:22.590 wouldn't even melt down when everybody's like, oh, just put 0:04:22.630 --> 0:04:24.669 all the plastic in one big tub and burn it 0:04:24.930 --> 0:04:27.290 and melt it. You might find that a lot of 0:04:27.350 --> 0:04:29.740 chemicals are at play right now. That's just not going 0:04:29.750 --> 0:04:30.010 to work. 0:04:30.900 --> 0:04:35.120 Um well also the reason sprite bottles changed from green 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:41.120 to clear thirsty ass bitch um the reason. 0:04:40.860 --> 0:04:43.100 It's because the landfill bit. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:48.610 Yeah the the fucking ocean landfill they were trash islands 0:04:48.700 --> 0:04:52.550 you could explicitly see sprite bottles and they were the 0:04:52.589 --> 0:04:55.050 only green bottles so it just looked like sprite was 0:04:55.110 --> 0:04:57.040 like destroying the world. 0:04:57.260 --> 0:05:00.460 But I do want to say the landfill thing, I'm sorry, 0:05:00.500 --> 0:05:02.690 but that is so fucking funny. Because, like, you know, 0:05:02.910 --> 0:05:06.969 all of the companies were like, well... You don't know 0:05:07.010 --> 0:05:11.100 which one is me. So it's literally just those green 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:11.780 fucking bottles. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.559 Have you ever looked at a Coca-Cola and really looked 0:05:14.660 --> 0:05:17.119 at it and thought about the sludge that you're. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.060 Putting in your bottle? Oh, I thought we were still 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.080 on the bottle. So I was like, yes, yes, yes, 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:22.840 her silhouette of the Coca-Cola bottle. 0:05:22.940 --> 0:05:24.020 It's a sexy bottle. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.080 Yeah, wait. Why do I want to fuck my Coke? 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.640 Why is my Coke this slim thick right now? 0:05:32.529 --> 0:05:36.089 I can't lie. I've said it before. Actually, I think 0:05:36.170 --> 0:05:39.770 when the podcast started, I was very anti-microplastics. But as 0:05:39.810 --> 0:05:44.270 you guys will learn, like, listen, Enya will make anything 0:05:44.330 --> 0:05:47.230 seem like lemonade if it's just an inevitable fact of 0:05:47.270 --> 0:05:50.880 my life. Like, the second I realized, like, oh, you 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:54.240 mean to tell me most food I consume in America 0:05:54.560 --> 0:06:01.220 is just plastic, is just fill, filler. Also, the clothes. 0:06:01.020 --> 0:06:03.990 We put on our body, just plastic. It's like, what 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:04.570 are we going to do? 0:06:04.710 --> 0:06:09.570 Everything I drink out of, touch, love. My wing bot 0:06:09.670 --> 0:06:11.270 is plastic, like, bro. 0:06:11.290 --> 0:06:14.650 The whole Zara Galeano collection is plastic. 0:06:14.830 --> 0:06:18.310 I know, everything is plastic. So because of that, I 0:06:18.330 --> 0:06:23.160 have become Stockholm Syndrome-y with the plastic. And I've been 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.660 in London for a week. And two things. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:28.979 Your coochie is hairy. 0:06:29.589 --> 0:06:30.990 My coochie is hairy, my coochie is hairy, my coochie 0:06:31.010 --> 0:06:36.460 is hairy, my coochie is hairy. Um... Food here just 0:06:36.500 --> 0:06:41.400 doesn't taste as fake as it's supposed to feel. And 0:06:42.339 --> 0:06:46.560 it works against... Like, I think London doesn't necessarily have 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.980 more bad food than any city on the planet, but 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.839 you just don't have the chemicals to cover up what 0:06:52.870 --> 0:06:55.690 the fuck you're putting on this plate, baby. Like, when 0:06:55.710 --> 0:07:00.100 you're in America, literally, bitch, I'll take... Let's go to 0:07:00.140 --> 0:07:03.910 the way stop in the Chevron next to the Dunkin Donuts. 0:07:04.130 --> 0:07:06.030 Give me the intestine. 0:07:06.490 --> 0:07:08.470 Yeah, I'll eat the pussy of the fucking bird. I 0:07:08.490 --> 0:07:11.270 don't give a shit. I'll eat the dick of the bird. 0:07:11.650 --> 0:07:15.520 But here the food actually tastes like so real that 0:07:17.900 --> 0:07:20.800 most of it's like unenjoyable. So I've just become like, yeah, 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:21.520 like the soda. 0:07:21.580 --> 0:07:22.610 Oh, I was late lately. 0:07:23.060 --> 0:07:24.320 I was saying that because of Coke, by the way, 0:07:24.340 --> 0:07:26.160 because you mentioned Coca-Cola. And I was like, what is 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:28.240 it that tastes so different here? And it's the Coca-Cola. 0:07:28.500 --> 0:07:31.930 The Coca-Cola here tastes like fucking butt. It tastes so... 0:07:32.050 --> 0:07:35.350 I really drink Coke here. Yeah, like, ew, what the 0:07:35.450 --> 0:07:37.950 fuck is this? That's when it actually tastes like sludge, 0:07:37.990 --> 0:07:41.650 when they don't have the sludge to make it yummy. Like, ew-wee. 0:07:41.750 --> 0:07:45.430 That's when I'm like, what are we drinking right now? Wait, 0:07:45.450 --> 0:07:49.760 what did I say, like, 24 seconds ago? Chick-fil-A. 0:07:51.020 --> 0:07:56.830 Oh, bitch. I've been eating a lot of fast food lately. 0:07:56.850 --> 0:08:01.710 And Chick-fil-A's crossed my plate a couple times. Every time 0:08:01.770 --> 0:08:04.840 I eat Chick-fil-A, all I taste in the chicken is 0:08:05.890 --> 0:08:08.500 the farm. I cannot eat chicken from. 0:08:08.380 --> 0:08:10.660 Chick-fil-A without tasting the farm. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.960 Well, it tastes like the fucking, like, shit piles. 0:08:15.020 --> 0:08:18.400 No you know i was gonna say since like people 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.380 are seeking that out now like there is a subgenre 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:26.380 of people who do have who don't have the kind 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:31.070 of disassociative disorder we have where i am okay to 0:08:31.110 --> 0:08:35.250 destroy my body exactly it is my fate and i've 0:08:35.309 --> 0:08:42.340 accepted that because yeah not a temple hey um I'm 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.980 no sheep, but I may just be a lamb. Like, bitch, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.520 I'm in the cattle. Like, put me where? Where should 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.040 I go? Like, what? I don't give a fuck. 0:08:50.059 --> 0:08:52.400 See, I can't wear these headphones, bro. I can't wear 0:08:52.450 --> 0:08:57.370 these headphones. It makes me look so puggy. Like, I can't. Like, 0:08:57.470 --> 0:08:59.690 anytime I see myself, I see a pug. 0:09:01.750 --> 0:09:05.110 Every time I see you, I see an angel. How 0:09:05.130 --> 0:09:07.429 do we make my screen go away? Just put a 0:09:07.470 --> 0:09:12.910 filter on. Okay. How do you do that? I want 0:09:13.030 --> 0:09:13.650 to do that. 0:09:14.830 --> 0:09:16.530 Is it in settings? Can you hear me still? 0:09:17.170 --> 0:09:19.689 Sorry. No, I'm in the fun AI world. You can't 0:09:19.730 --> 0:09:27.099 join me. I want to do it, too. They look 0:09:27.140 --> 0:09:27.900 like shit. 0:09:28.059 --> 0:09:29.920 They look like shit. 0:09:29.980 --> 0:09:31.720 Dude, what is happening? 0:09:31.740 --> 0:09:33.580 Oh, my God. 0:09:33.660 --> 0:09:35.860 Wait, how do I do that? It is in settings. 0:09:37.670 --> 0:09:40.020 I went to set up. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:47.359 Okay, go. Linger over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Avatars. Cool 0:09:47.420 --> 0:09:50.990 fucking episode, bro. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.170 Oh, my God. 0:09:54.150 --> 0:09:58.830 Yeah. Okay, wait. I need to turn my avatar off. 0:09:58.870 --> 0:09:59.170 What? 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:07.940 Of this world. You know what's been happening recently is 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.380 I've been really obsessed with that nature of humor. And 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.520 obviously a sarcastic way, but you know how we go, 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.240 it gets so far beyond sarcastic that it's like, oh 0:10:16.260 --> 0:10:18.900 my god, yeah, there's too many layers of this. But 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:22.240 I've been really in a, like, like, I don't know, 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.579 I've been feeling like a really jazzy summer camp, like, 0:10:25.820 --> 0:10:29.220 counselor recently, like, but who's way too old to be 0:10:29.260 --> 0:10:33.480 doing that. Like, I'm not, like, 22 and joyful. I'm, like, 42, 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:39.570 and I don't have kids, but, like, That's just what 0:10:39.610 --> 0:10:41.189 I feel like. 0:10:42.130 --> 0:10:46.550 Well, I saw, I went to so many things this week. 0:10:46.570 --> 0:10:50.309 I went to so many events. 0:10:50.870 --> 0:10:52.750 Damn, what did you do? Oh my God, did you 0:10:52.790 --> 0:10:53.530 go to Charlie? 0:10:54.429 --> 0:10:55.970 Yeah, I went to Charlie. 0:10:56.250 --> 0:10:57.430 Wait, how did you get the man? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:05.380 Wait, not the gender affirming care in Zoom. Wait, how 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.100 did you do that? 0:11:07.210 --> 0:11:12.650 Dude, you are so jealous when I unlock shit. Wait, 0:11:12.690 --> 0:11:19.550 check this out. Okay, keep going. 0:11:29.980 --> 0:11:35.569 You look like the first person to own a DSLR 0:11:35.670 --> 0:11:39.970 and do a DSLR tape for like the third Pirates 0:11:40.050 --> 0:11:41.750 of the Caribbean movie. 0:11:41.790 --> 0:11:44.680 To do a photo shoot. Like, I need to get 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.480 my hands out of my pants. I'd be getting too 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.580 fucking comfortable with this on my face too. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:49.219 It's crazy. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:59.630 Okay, so it started- I saw Role Model. 0:12:00.809 --> 0:12:01.590 Oh, my God. 0:12:02.290 --> 0:12:07.170 That was so fucking sick. He can sing for real. Like, 0:12:07.210 --> 0:12:10.650 he can sing for real. Like, I was so shocked. 0:12:10.770 --> 0:12:15.309 Not shocked, but I was just mind blown. 0:12:15.530 --> 0:12:18.090 No, I think you're allowed to say shocked. I think 0:12:18.110 --> 0:12:21.010 you're allowed to say shocked because he is somebody who's so. Oh, 0:12:21.090 --> 0:12:21.350 Jake Shane. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:28.219 Dude, he walked in and the whole arena freaked the 0:12:28.340 --> 0:12:34.059 fuck out. Like, every single person in the Greek theater. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:40.760 Bitch, that's because I wasn't there rolling my eyes. No, 0:12:40.850 --> 0:12:44.870 I mean, Jane Shane literally... Even I sometimes find myself 0:12:45.010 --> 0:12:47.170 on a weird rabbit hole of I just have to 0:12:47.190 --> 0:12:49.210 check what he's been doing for the past three months 0:12:49.250 --> 0:12:52.050 of his life. And then I have to, when doing that, 0:12:52.210 --> 0:12:54.170 I have to hit the most popular and then go 0:12:54.190 --> 0:12:57.250 through all of his impressions. And I'm like, damn, this 0:12:57.290 --> 0:12:59.130 motherfucker is just too funny. 0:12:59.210 --> 0:13:03.700 Those impressions were so good. He needs to bring that back. 0:13:03.740 --> 0:13:04.660 Or does he still do that? 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.040 I think he does it every now and then, but 0:13:08.059 --> 0:13:12.000 maybe he's reserving the last of something good. Yeah. Yeah, 0:13:12.010 --> 0:13:12.840 it's a lot of link. 0:13:13.100 --> 0:13:17.500 But yeah, Tucker was great. And then the next day 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.590 I went to Mason's shoe launch party with him. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:25.160 I am so fucking jealous I wasn't there, actually. I'm 0:13:25.179 --> 0:13:30.870 not kidding. I'm unironically pretty sure. I'm not pretty sure. 0:13:31.270 --> 0:13:35.449 I did not watch your story, Mason's story, Kai's story, Josiah, 0:13:35.530 --> 0:13:38.320 like anybody I know who could have been affiliated with that. 0:13:38.340 --> 0:13:39.740 I didn't watch it because I was jealous. 0:13:40.670 --> 0:13:45.850 It was a fucking blast. They had a film photo 0:13:45.870 --> 0:13:46.490 booth there. 0:13:46.510 --> 0:13:46.580 Yes. 0:13:49.740 --> 0:13:54.150 And they played our video on the big screen, and 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.559 it was cute. And I wore his new shoes to 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:58.120 the event. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.220 That's so awesome. Yeah, I want my pair, bro. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.640 He sent you one, and he wrote custom notes on 0:14:06.820 --> 0:14:08.120 all of them for you. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.559 Aww. That's so sweet. Their biggest fuck. 0:14:11.980 --> 0:14:19.030 And then I went to Charlie. What the absolute fuck. 0:14:19.890 --> 0:14:22.850 She is a fucking. 0:14:23.070 --> 0:14:24.850 Oh, I got a little bit of green going on 0:14:24.890 --> 0:14:26.350 for Charlie. 0:14:26.430 --> 0:14:26.930 The brat. 0:14:27.110 --> 0:14:31.080 No, but let's take it to music in fashion. 0:14:32.100 --> 0:14:32.800 Lime lips. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.560 Oh, this is true romance era, Loki. 0:14:35.700 --> 0:14:36.980 Yeah, yeah. 0:14:37.260 --> 0:14:39.560 I'm going to watch a romance. Okay, go on. Eyebrows 0:14:39.620 --> 0:14:41.160 like yours in real life. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:48.710 But I could not believe, like, she is a superstar, 0:14:48.900 --> 0:14:53.590 and she is so uncompromising in her vision, and she 0:14:53.650 --> 0:14:56.590 does whatever the fuck she wants, and she's a true creative, 0:14:57.010 --> 0:15:02.200 and that live show was so fucking special, and I 0:15:02.260 --> 0:15:06.600 was in the riser with all the celebrities. Yeah, I 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.780 was in the riser with the celebrities. I saw Devin's 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:09.560 blonde hair. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.880 You know what? You know what? Actually, I'll let you 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.510 have your little moment because, like, yeah, I remember my 0:15:14.550 --> 0:15:18.670 first time being in risers. Have fun. Yeah. Well, it 0:15:18.690 --> 0:15:21.030 wasn't my first time. I know. I am so jealous, though. 0:15:21.050 --> 0:15:23.110 That sounds so fucking fun. I can't believe. I don't 0:15:23.130 --> 0:15:25.820 think I'm going to see this whore. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:27.500 No, she's done. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.160 She ended on Friday. No, that's good. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.800 She's going to Europe. She's going to Europe. 0:15:33.110 --> 0:15:33.490 Wait, where? 0:15:33.500 --> 0:15:35.380 Check and see if she's in London. I think she's 0:15:35.420 --> 0:15:36.870 going to Europe, like, this week. 0:15:37.610 --> 0:15:41.670 I don't know how I feel about it. 0:15:42.270 --> 0:15:47.090 I'm sweating. Bitch, I keep, like, digging in my butt. Like, 0:15:47.810 --> 0:15:51.610 I am with you and them. Like, I'm, like, literally, like, 0:15:51.770 --> 0:15:57.160 itching my ass. I'm playing with my gooch. Oh, that's beautiful, honestly. Um, 0:15:57.420 --> 0:15:59.960 but I was in the risers with all the celebrities 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.980 and I felt very out of place. And Alexa Demi 0:16:03.020 --> 0:16:06.090 was there with one of her home girls and a bodyguard. 0:16:06.410 --> 0:16:08.910 And obviously I went to the risers earlier because bitch, 0:16:09.130 --> 0:16:11.970 I'm getting barricade in the risers. Like I, I'm a 0:16:12.050 --> 0:16:15.670 real fan. Like I'm here to fucking like headbang, like 0:16:15.770 --> 0:16:18.970 turn up. Like that's what we're going to do. And 0:16:19.150 --> 0:16:25.120 I was barricade in the riser and, um, um, all 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:28.420 of these, I noticed like probably three songs in that, 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.210 like there were all these short girls behind me and 0:16:31.730 --> 0:16:34.030 I am six, four. So I was like, this is unfair. 0:16:34.070 --> 0:16:36.350 Like I should let them get to the risers. Like 0:16:36.390 --> 0:16:39.610 what is going on? So I turn around and I 0:16:39.670 --> 0:16:41.580 didn't know who it was. I just turned around and 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.360 I still don't, didn't know who it was. And I 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:46.220 was like, Oh, like, Hey y'all, y'all get to the risers. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.810 I don't want to block y'all's view. So like, three 0:16:48.850 --> 0:16:51.050 girls walk up to the risers and then like a 0:16:51.110 --> 0:16:54.070 guy that's like six four in a beanie is standing 0:16:54.110 --> 0:16:58.900 behind them and the dude in the beanie wanted to 0:16:59.220 --> 0:17:02.320 beat my ass like he was not fucking playing like 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.120 he kept like turning like i guess i look sketchy 0:17:05.180 --> 0:17:12.700 or wait I guess I looked really fucking sketchy. 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.100 You should have literally called me and then been like, 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.690 look at where I live because she's at our house 0:17:17.770 --> 0:17:22.090 right now. Don't test me. This is the view. This 0:17:22.150 --> 0:17:24.410 is the view from our porch. We took the world 0:17:24.630 --> 0:17:28.500 to one living room, bitch. Yeah. oh wait that's not 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.679 the New York City sky no baby this is every 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:32.800 this is everything you can think of we got a 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:39.050 bit of Australian Kai Shadow Kai we got New York 0:17:39.410 --> 0:17:45.470 we got this the Drake Tower we got the Golden 0:17:45.490 --> 0:17:51.119 Gate Bridge mean we got yeah whatever the fuck this 0:17:51.300 --> 0:17:58.869 is if this is you Sears Tower what's this the 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:06.730 Taj Mahal okay but this so this little girl is 0:18:06.910 --> 0:18:09.389 you're about to die because you're being. 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:13.060 Nice to the girls yes and this giant dude is 0:18:13.100 --> 0:18:14.820 like just like has this good eye on me the 0:18:14.859 --> 0:18:17.300 whole time like he keeps turning around and checking to 0:18:17.340 --> 0:18:20.260 make sure like like I wasn't gonna hurt this person 0:18:20.330 --> 0:18:21.830 and I kept asking around I was like who the 0:18:21.850 --> 0:18:23.770 fuck was that like what like did I do something 0:18:23.810 --> 0:18:26.750 wrong Well, it turns out it's, like, Alexa Demi's bodyguard, 0:18:26.790 --> 0:18:28.930 and he really thought I was about to pickpocket her 0:18:29.170 --> 0:18:34.750 at the show. But, like, honestly fierce. Like, yeah, like, 0:18:35.190 --> 0:18:38.470 there are crazy people out there. It's not me. I'm 0:18:38.510 --> 0:18:41.250 a queen dancing to Track 10, like, with a water 0:18:41.270 --> 0:18:44.090 bottle in my hand. But there was a video of 0:18:45.430 --> 0:18:48.490 people in the risers during Track 10, and I'm in 0:18:48.510 --> 0:18:51.330 the background, like, being autistic and weird as fuck. 0:18:54.160 --> 0:19:00.719 That's beautiful. That's okay. You're just being yourself, man. Carrying 0:19:00.740 --> 0:19:01.649 your water bottle. 0:19:01.670 --> 0:19:03.790 Alexa did. 0:19:04.750 --> 0:19:07.730 Bodyguard thought I was a killer. Was one of the 0:19:07.770 --> 0:19:14.930 bottles from your pack? Your Spongebob pack? No, no, no. 0:19:15.010 --> 0:19:17.550 Those have not left the house. Actually, no. 0:19:17.750 --> 0:19:18.010 Mr. 0:19:18.030 --> 0:19:19.359 Krabs is in the car right now. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:25.139 Mr. Grubbs. Oh, wait, what's the weather like in LA? 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:31.140 Because I'm scared. It's so cold here. It's raining right now. Okay, 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:34.280 you can keep that, bro. It's like raining and cold 0:19:34.340 --> 0:19:37.770 and like here. That's what it feels like. At least 0:19:37.790 --> 0:19:40.290 that's what it feels like for me because I don't 0:19:40.310 --> 0:19:42.950 live here. So I get to go back to like, 0:19:43.850 --> 0:19:46.230 by the time I'm over this cold, because I can't lie, 0:19:46.250 --> 0:19:47.990 today when I was walking to get a coffee, I 0:19:48.510 --> 0:19:50.620 actually felt like my pussy was going to, like, dry 0:19:50.670 --> 0:19:53.280 up and hit the floor and shatter like dry ice. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:57.419 Was it dry? No, it's just the wind was so scary. 0:19:57.460 --> 0:20:00.240 It was actually, like, you know how you could, like, 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:03.700 air dry? Oh, freeze dry Skittle. That's what was happening 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.900 to my vulva from how cold it was. Like, my 0:20:06.940 --> 0:20:08.760 shit was popping up and it was going to shatter 0:20:08.820 --> 0:20:12.869 into dust. so by the time I'm over it I 0:20:12.910 --> 0:20:15.130 get to just go home and then have my like 0:20:15.250 --> 0:20:17.629 fake fall weather of like LA of. 0:20:18.690 --> 0:20:22.820 Course well of course darling and then tonight guess where 0:20:22.859 --> 0:20:25.940 I'm going oh my gosh Mr. 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:29.360 Booked and Busy where are you going? Booked and Busy 0:20:29.460 --> 0:20:33.550 I'm going to the Wildwood premiere I don't know what 0:20:33.570 --> 0:20:35.950 that is no yeah. 0:20:36.630 --> 0:20:40.820 Bitch yeah the Coraline 2 And we're waking it up. 0:20:42.820 --> 0:20:46.200 You're a fucking bitch. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:48.840 I'm a rock star. I'm going to call in a 0:20:48.859 --> 0:20:55.389 bomb threat. Like a bomb threat. That's not funny. And 0:20:55.430 --> 0:20:58.590 I would never do something like that. Okay? Let's just 0:20:58.630 --> 0:21:00.990 be clear about one thing. One thing for sure. One 0:21:01.010 --> 0:21:06.300 thing for certain. Terrorism on anybody is not in any 0:21:06.340 --> 0:21:06.840 of the cards. 0:21:07.410 --> 0:21:09.300 Exactly. 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:12.700 I just wanted to clear that up. No, seriously, because, like, 0:21:13.100 --> 0:21:15.359 I kind of think there are some people wondering that. 0:21:15.380 --> 0:21:17.139 So, like, I just want to clear that up. We 0:21:17.220 --> 0:21:21.040 were actually wondering. Is that a jewel, too? 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:28.310 Yeah. Yeah, it's a jewel, too. I have the flavor 0:21:28.350 --> 0:21:34.070 right now, ruby menthol. It actually tastes like if a 0:21:34.150 --> 0:21:38.590 Jolly Rancher is... was stuck to a cigar for a 0:21:38.619 --> 0:21:44.630 few months. Burnt cubes? Yeah, no, literally. Burnt cubes. Like, 0:21:44.670 --> 0:21:49.080 burnt hair. The smell of burnt hair is so fucking disgusting. 0:21:50.100 --> 0:21:52.300 I know when I'm blow-drying my body in the gym 0:21:52.460 --> 0:21:56.220 after I shower, it smells like my bush is burning. 0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:58.639 It fills the air with burning bush. 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:08.330 Dude, that was so scary. I've gotten kind of used 0:22:08.350 --> 0:22:10.380 to seeing myself like this, but to be fair, this 0:22:10.619 --> 0:22:14.530 is not even that funny because there is an era 0:22:14.550 --> 0:22:17.409 where I would wear this color lipstick and have my 0:22:17.470 --> 0:22:22.230 eyebrows like this. So I'm kind of just like, 16 again? Well, I, 0:22:22.310 --> 0:22:29.350 right before we got on this call, this call of ours, finished, uh, 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:40.620 What is it? That I feel like. Sex and death. 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:45.810 Teenage sex and death at Camp Miasma. It's good. Y'all, 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:52.169 the movies are bad. The movies are bad. Okay? Oh, wow. 0:22:52.369 --> 0:22:57.570 Just like. Some people claim to have read the ancient 0:22:57.630 --> 0:23:03.210 scripts of David Lynch. Then there are others. to show 0:23:03.650 --> 0:23:07.169 that they've read the agent's scripts of David Light. Is 0:23:07.190 --> 0:23:15.400 that girl from SNL? She's from a hock. Oh, wait, no. No, no, no, no. German. Cindy. No, 0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:16.660 not Cindy. That's a photographer. 0:23:16.740 --> 0:23:19.899 No, I'm referencing something outside of the movie. Oh, whatever. 0:23:19.940 --> 0:23:23.119 It's past. The voice you just made sounded like Rachel 0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:24.119 Dratch from SNL. 0:23:24.630 --> 0:23:27.350 I don't know if I'm familiar. 0:23:28.369 --> 0:23:28.950 You know her. 0:23:28.970 --> 0:23:30.909 Oh, sis, you know her. 0:23:32.180 --> 0:23:33.379 How would you think of Camp Yasma? 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:38.649 Oh my god! I, first of all, wow. Wow, wow, wow. 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:41.320 Just so great. Just so, so great. So great, so great. 0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:47.950 The actress from Hacks, so great. Dude, I don't even know. Okay. 0:23:49.790 --> 0:23:54.429 I want that blonde woman so bad. I... Oh, the 0:23:54.490 --> 0:24:00.510 old lady? She's trained. That movie was, like, felt like 0:24:00.530 --> 0:24:06.450 fan service to Enya. Like, you know, like, I was like, this... What? Like, 0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:12.760 you're running down my brain? What? Um, in a sense that... 0:24:12.940 --> 0:24:15.300 Not really, but, like, damn, that's just such a good movie. 0:24:15.619 --> 0:24:18.480 Camp Miasma was incredible. 0:24:18.500 --> 0:24:23.060 It just felt so good. It felt like watching, um, like... 0:24:25.100 --> 0:24:27.879 fresh take on kind of the setup of like an 0:24:27.940 --> 0:24:33.030 adaptation like because a lot of movies obviously do the 0:24:33.070 --> 0:24:37.550 like we're in the movie right now aren't we like 0:24:38.030 --> 0:24:41.520 like whoa but it is like not that it's rare 0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:43.540 that i enjoy it because like a lot of things 0:24:43.619 --> 0:24:46.820 do that but there are rare moments where i'm like 0:24:46.859 --> 0:24:50.380 damn This is so crazy. And why do I feel 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:53.080 like I understand? Like, I genuinely, like, watching that movie, 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:55.000 I was like, and I, no, and I get it. 0:24:55.340 --> 0:25:00.760 No one, I get it. I get what you're saying. Because, like, yeah, 0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:03.379 some people are polyamorous and have never had an orgasm. 0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:08.119 That can be a combination, like, type shit. Like, a 0:25:08.140 --> 0:25:12.159 whole movie about an orgasm is so sick. Also, little death. 0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:14.670 The second they kept saying little death, I was like, I, 0:25:14.750 --> 0:25:19.040 because I'm pretty, that's like a French term for orgasm. Oh, 0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:20.719 I didn't know that. It's like. 0:25:20.740 --> 0:25:31.280 Because it's like the idea is that it's the closest 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:33.700 you can feel to the relief of death. 0:25:33.820 --> 0:25:37.280 It's like a... And then my soul is left in 0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:38.080 my body! 0:25:39.100 --> 0:25:41.620 Wait, if death feels that good, bitch, kill me now? 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:47.150 If you kill me now... No, don't kill me. I got... Yo, 0:25:47.170 --> 0:25:48.310 I have so much stuff to do. 0:25:49.380 --> 0:25:50.720 You know I've never had an orgasm. 0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:52.800 Is that true, Drew? 0:25:52.820 --> 0:25:54.330 Yeah, I've never. 0:25:54.609 --> 0:25:57.710 Well, don't be ashamed. That's not the most uncommon thing ever. 0:25:57.730 --> 0:25:59.590 I see you women. 0:26:00.190 --> 0:26:04.290 I see all of y'all. I'm right here with you. 0:26:05.550 --> 0:26:09.450 Dude, the mustache. Like, I hate how pointed the triangle 0:26:09.650 --> 0:26:16.189 under your lip is. I'm gonna take mine off. I'm 0:26:16.250 --> 0:26:17.340 over it. Um.... 0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:26.389 Yeah, wait, I actually do want to take mine off too. 0:26:27.609 --> 0:26:33.469 Wait, the lipstick's still on. What? I had lipstick still on. 0:26:34.130 --> 0:26:35.050 I took all mine off. 0:26:37.530 --> 0:26:38.490 It's just me. 0:26:39.109 --> 0:26:43.869 It's just all natural. Okay, wait, it's like not coming off. 0:26:44.300 --> 0:26:45.480 I'm not even kidding. Oh. 0:26:46.650 --> 0:26:53.910 I saw You Can See Everything. And not only was 0:26:53.970 --> 0:26:59.720 that probably the best movie I've seen in a movie theater, 0:27:03.060 --> 0:27:06.460 but it is easily a top 10 movie of all time. 0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:09.199 That's the best movie you've seen in a movie theater? Yeah. 0:27:10.190 --> 0:27:13.570 I'm not kidding, honey. I'm not necessarily questioning that as 0:27:13.650 --> 0:27:15.469 much as I'm like, who the fuck? What? Like, what 0:27:15.490 --> 0:27:17.850 does that mean, Drew? Like, I've never heard that in 0:27:17.869 --> 0:27:19.770 my life. The best movie I've ever seen in a 0:27:19.790 --> 0:27:20.490 movie theater. 0:27:21.830 --> 0:27:22.310 It is. 0:27:23.030 --> 0:27:26.310 Just so good. I had to give it its own category. 0:27:26.750 --> 0:27:29.470 I had to write it. Movie so good. I had 0:27:29.490 --> 0:27:30.060 to write it. 0:27:30.850 --> 0:27:33.689 Um no i've seen like a lot of movies and 0:27:33.730 --> 0:27:36.220 there are movies that i've seen outside of a movie 0:27:36.260 --> 0:27:39.480 theater that are better but like seeing it actually happen 0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:43.200 in a theater yeah it was it was the best 0:27:43.260 --> 0:27:44.560 movie i think i've ever seen. 0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:46.700 Well i gotta see it when i get back because 0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:49.420 it doesn't come out in the uk till november fucking 0:27:49.660 --> 0:27:51.820 20th like here i go. 0:27:52.940 --> 0:27:55.740 Um i hasn't seen it yet either because it's not 0:27:55.810 --> 0:27:58.369 out in australia Australia. 0:27:58.510 --> 0:28:00.750 I can't lie. Like, Australia is the last place I 0:28:00.790 --> 0:28:01.890 think I ever need to go. 0:28:01.910 --> 0:28:05.530 Everyone says that, but then they go in every single place. 0:28:05.550 --> 0:28:07.800 And they're like, it's so magical. 0:28:07.820 --> 0:28:10.140 So did. I want to go so I can meet 0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:15.859 that gay couple that, like, has that interesting interior style. 0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:19.720 Yeah. Drive Porsches and shit. I want to key with them. 0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.690 That's like, dude, Australia is just so random. But I guess, like, 0:28:24.930 --> 0:28:28.970 I've always said this, geographically, I just have a hard time. 0:28:28.990 --> 0:28:30.609 I'm like, are you kidding me? 0:28:30.609 --> 0:28:31.030 28 hours? 0:28:31.050 --> 0:28:40.060 A 28-hour flight? Oh, my God. Like, dude, there's, like, 0:28:40.140 --> 0:28:43.600 nothing I think I want that bad. There's nothing I 0:28:43.620 --> 0:28:46.060 want that bad to sit on a plane for 28 hours. 0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:50.220 Because even, like, an 11-flower flight. Oh, 14- to 15-hour flight. 0:28:50.260 --> 0:29:00.440 From L.A.? Yeah. Okay. Still don't want to go. Me 0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:03.880 when literally nobody asks. Like, nobody asks you to go, baby. 0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:07.980 Nobody wants you to go. Thank you. Thank you. Come again. 0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:08.660 Thank you. 0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:13.140 At a flight of Perth, it's 21 hours because there's 0:29:13.180 --> 0:29:14.010 connecting things. 0:29:14.950 --> 0:29:17.950 Like, dude, I'm sorry. I don't want to go to there. 0:29:18.010 --> 0:29:21.910 That's so far. Like, that's literally so far. I want 0:29:21.930 --> 0:29:24.790 to go to there. I can't believe there are some 0:29:24.850 --> 0:29:28.750 people who, like, genuinely don't have a hard time being 0:29:28.810 --> 0:29:31.950 on a plane at all. Like they're just unbothered by it. 0:29:32.540 --> 0:29:35.440 But me, it genuinely doesn't matter. I've had the privilege 0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:38.830 of being put on flights that are like long-haul flights 0:29:38.910 --> 0:29:41.110 and being in, like, a life-last seat. So I've had 0:29:41.170 --> 0:29:44.990 that luxury. But even then, I just, like... Being on 0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:48.190 a plane in general puts me in, like, the worst... Like, 0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:52.040 I'd bite my nails the whole time. I'm, like, freaked out. 0:29:52.060 --> 0:29:54.780 I'm on planes all the time. I feel like if 0:29:54.820 --> 0:29:55.880 we were normal. 0:29:55.600 --> 0:29:57.860 And we didn't watch plane crash videos... No, I just 0:29:57.900 --> 0:30:00.370 don't want to, like... I don't want to get out 0:30:00.390 --> 0:30:02.330 of here. Why am I in here? 0:30:02.350 --> 0:30:05.950 I believe that Madeline's going to have her baby in 0:30:06.020 --> 0:30:06.680 like a week. 0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:09.380 Oh, my God. So we got to go to Texas 0:30:09.420 --> 0:30:11.060 in like a week. Yeah. 0:30:11.140 --> 0:30:13.700 No, the second you get back, we're going to Texas. 0:30:15.180 --> 0:30:17.540 Like you might. In my dream, did we go somewhere 0:30:17.580 --> 0:30:20.490 where there was like little kids clothes? And I was like, oh, 0:30:20.510 --> 0:30:22.490 my God, I need to get something for Madeline's son. 0:30:22.550 --> 0:30:24.390 Or was that in a dream of mine? We did. 0:30:24.650 --> 0:30:27.210 We did do that. Okay. I don't remember where it was. 0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:29.720 Boithrob met Mamdani. 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:38.410 Wait, the group? The boy group? Of like the four guys? Yes, Mamdani. 0:30:38.690 --> 0:30:40.830 One of them couldn't get in. 0:30:41.450 --> 0:30:45.130 No, he finally made it to America. Yes, he finally 0:30:45.170 --> 0:30:46.050 made it to America. 0:30:46.070 --> 0:30:47.390 He's here. 0:30:47.410 --> 0:30:52.090 And Mamdani's team reached out to Boithrob and wanted to 0:30:52.130 --> 0:30:55.440 meet them, so he They all went and met Mamdani, 0:30:55.460 --> 0:30:57.620 and it's the cutest video I've ever seen in my 0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:03.450 entire life, because Darshan and Mamdani are speaking Hindi. 0:31:03.470 --> 0:31:06.310 Oh, damn, that's fire. Yeah. 0:31:06.650 --> 0:31:09.890 Think of that concept, speaking your native tongue in a 0:31:09.990 --> 0:31:11.890 country with the mayor. 0:31:11.910 --> 0:31:16.420 Yeah, I mean, because especially in a timeline like this, 0:31:16.460 --> 0:31:20.120 you barely even see people fucking speaking Spanish on TV 0:31:20.140 --> 0:31:23.940 to each other, let alone, like, Anything that isn't classified 0:31:24.100 --> 0:31:27.000 as like unknown language to the observer, which is like 0:31:27.020 --> 0:31:31.720 people are like French and Spanish. People being me, bitch. 0:31:31.860 --> 0:31:33.980 As if I know anything geographically. I'm like. 0:31:34.510 --> 0:31:35.850 Wait, why French though? 0:31:35.870 --> 0:31:42.170 I do. I do. Say it. I do. I do. 0:31:42.890 --> 0:31:46.750 I say hydrated. Like that's how I feel about everything. Yeah. 0:31:47.010 --> 0:31:49.230 And that's beautiful. Wait, do you remember? Hello. 0:31:52.090 --> 0:31:52.490 Derp. 0:31:52.610 --> 0:31:53.250 Henlo. 0:31:53.330 --> 0:31:57.170 Doggo. Oh my god. 0:31:57.650 --> 0:31:59.630 No, I want to cut that because I'm really scared 0:31:59.650 --> 0:32:02.140 of whatever my face looks like. I couldn't see it. 0:32:02.420 --> 0:32:04.140 I think I'm going to keep cutting my bangs, by 0:32:04.180 --> 0:32:07.400 the way. You're going to go lower? 0:32:07.780 --> 0:32:09.360 So we have pupper. Doggo. 0:32:09.500 --> 0:32:12.100 Small. Boy. Chonk. 0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:14.020 Floof. 0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:15.420 Floofball. 0:32:16.940 --> 0:32:19.180 Adulting. Henlo. 0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:20.880 I'm a human. 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:21.459 Hooman. 0:32:22.910 --> 0:32:27.630 I can't even right now. I'm literally dead. It's all 0:32:27.710 --> 0:32:28.320 the feels. 0:32:28.450 --> 0:32:30.100 I have all the feels right now. Oh, wait. 0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:37.280 No, no. The classic, the BuzzFeed accepted speech. 0:32:37.380 --> 0:32:39.280 Monkey covering eyes emoji. 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.070 I actually love that. 0:32:42.830 --> 0:32:45.050 No, it's beautiful. 0:32:45.430 --> 0:32:48.770 No, there was another one where it was like, maybe 0:32:48.870 --> 0:32:49.290 it wasn't. 0:32:49.370 --> 0:32:50.950 I'm a cat mom. 0:32:51.910 --> 0:32:56.440 I'm a cat mom. I actually, I have to admit, 0:32:56.500 --> 0:32:58.900 I think calling yourself, like, a dog mom or a 0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:02.310 cat mom or something, like, I've always found that extremely, like, 0:33:02.420 --> 0:33:03.530 weird and, like, so, like. 0:33:03.630 --> 0:33:04.730 Do you. 0:33:08.650 --> 0:33:09.310 Have any more? 0:33:10.070 --> 0:33:15.030 It's first, it's coffee o'clock, and then it's wine o'clock. 0:33:17.250 --> 0:33:19.030 But it's five o'clock somewhere. 0:33:19.990 --> 0:33:21.950 You've heard don't talk to me before my coffee. 0:33:23.030 --> 0:33:25.650 Don't talk to me before my coffee. don't talk to 0:33:25.670 --> 0:33:30.650 me before my wine like low-key me bitch like the 0:33:30.690 --> 0:33:32.770 news in the media is that I think I'm just 0:33:32.790 --> 0:33:37.020 gonna like go on kind of like a steady incline 0:33:37.060 --> 0:33:41.940 into alcoholism um I I just kind of fall off 0:33:41.980 --> 0:33:45.020 the wagon because I'll have like two nights where I 0:33:45.060 --> 0:33:47.260 drink and then I'm like by that third night I'm 0:33:47.300 --> 0:33:48.980 just like I can't drink and then I'll fall off 0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.640 the wagon for like a week and a half. And 0:33:51.660 --> 0:33:53.200 then I'm like, fuck, I need to get back to 0:33:53.220 --> 0:33:55.420 this alcoholic shit. Like if I, if I really want it, 0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:58.120 I got to fight for it. Um, but then I'll 0:33:58.140 --> 0:34:00.530 have a night when, again, I have like drinks. Mind you, 0:34:00.590 --> 0:34:02.550 my version of drinks is like, I'll have like two drinks, 0:34:02.590 --> 0:34:03.850 get tired. And I'm like, I got to have a 0:34:03.870 --> 0:34:05.650 third one. So I stay up. And the third one 0:34:05.690 --> 0:34:07.750 knocks me out. Cause I'm just like, I gotta go 0:34:07.770 --> 0:34:08.070 to bed. 0:34:08.090 --> 0:34:10.090 At the end of the day, we're small beans. 0:34:11.090 --> 0:34:12.669 At the end of the day, this is my first 0:34:12.690 --> 0:34:16.540 time living too. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 0:34:18.790 --> 0:34:21.310 I see wine in front of me. One, I'm living 0:34:21.350 --> 0:34:28.810 my best life. This wine is amazeballs. And this charcuterie board, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 0:34:30.430 --> 0:34:41.380 Lay sigh. Lay sigh. And we are squad goals. 0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:45.750 We actually, like, we are squad goals. We say that 0:34:45.770 --> 0:34:46.110 a lot. 0:34:46.130 --> 0:34:47.190 We say squad goals. 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:52.759 Like it's real as fuck some things like we do 0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:57.410 I genuinely do think we walk the we walk the 0:34:57.489 --> 0:35:04.270 talk of the phrase reject modernity embrace cringe like I'm 0:35:04.370 --> 0:35:06.190 really not I was even thinking about today I was 0:35:06.210 --> 0:35:08.810 like I am I genuinely think I'm so blessed as 0:35:08.890 --> 0:35:14.610 are you Josiah may be the most blessed. I second. 0:35:15.350 --> 0:35:19.049 That I seriously, like, I just don't get embarrassed. Like, 0:35:19.170 --> 0:35:22.719 it takes... something like I don't know like of course 0:35:22.780 --> 0:35:25.129 I do I feel like feelings of it but like 0:35:25.350 --> 0:35:28.450 anytime I even like get close to something yeah it 0:35:28.489 --> 0:35:31.230 takes so much for it to be embarrassing and it 0:35:31.270 --> 0:35:33.750 has to be like quote-unquote bad for me to feel 0:35:33.790 --> 0:35:36.149 embarrassed like it has to be something that like like 0:35:36.230 --> 0:35:39.160 that but I'm not embarrassed to be in public and 0:35:39.180 --> 0:35:41.259 like get a look or like someone say something to 0:35:41.300 --> 0:35:42.980 me because I'm being like annoying or something I'm just 0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:45.400 like yeah I'm like okay. 0:35:47.250 --> 0:35:47.830 Sorry. 0:35:48.150 --> 0:35:49.850 Which, I don't know. As I get older, is that 0:35:49.870 --> 0:35:52.830 going to become less charming? Probably. Like, there's going to 0:35:52.850 --> 0:35:55.469 be people who are like, tell this old fart to 0:35:55.510 --> 0:35:57.410 shut the fuck up. And I'm like, tell these young 0:35:57.550 --> 0:36:00.610 farts to fucking speak the fuck up. Because I'm fucking bored. 0:36:00.630 --> 0:36:03.170 Because everywhere I go is so fucking silent. Because in 0:36:03.210 --> 0:36:05.320 my head, it's all just fucking violence. 0:36:05.820 --> 0:36:08.240 And we live in a shame-based society. They want us 0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:13.120 to be quiet. Vote James Tallarico. Turn Texas blue. 0:36:13.140 --> 0:36:15.420 I still vote. 0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:22.279 James Tallarico turned Texas blue. For some reason, my phone 0:36:22.660 --> 0:36:25.730 still thinks I'm a registered voter in Texas, so I've 0:36:25.770 --> 0:36:29.509 been getting a bunch of Texan midterm elections. 0:36:29.690 --> 0:36:34.549 I get the same thing about Florida or Miami-based. Like, 0:36:34.650 --> 0:36:38.009 I get more emails and shit about local shit that 0:36:38.030 --> 0:36:43.569 I used to have involvement with in North Miami more 0:36:43.610 --> 0:36:46.469 than L.A., early. 0:36:46.250 --> 0:36:50.870 Voting polls have texas blue right now really but that's 0:36:50.910 --> 0:36:55.029 always the case like don't get comfortable motherfuckers go vote i. 0:36:55.030 --> 0:36:59.270 Know dude actually as you grow older unironically it is 0:36:59.290 --> 0:37:05.800 a bit odd how many people i meet that don't 0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:08.020 vote and i do know of course there are people 0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:11.120 who have mixed feelings about it because it's like oh 0:37:11.140 --> 0:37:13.910 my gosh it's like a fake Sense of security. I know, 0:37:14.030 --> 0:37:16.489 I know. But guys, guys, guys, guys, we've seen what 0:37:16.550 --> 0:37:20.319 playing around with our fake sense of security has like 0:37:20.580 --> 0:37:26.540 done for the general people. So like, you know how 0:37:26.580 --> 0:37:31.040 we like Squid Game? We are Squid Game. Guys, let's go. Guys, 0:37:31.100 --> 0:37:34.080 we are Squid Game. Hi, Mr. Beast Challenge, I'm going 0:37:34.100 --> 0:37:37.180 to put a red circle around your nearest voting point. 0:37:37.219 --> 0:37:40.080 Whoever goes and gets in the red circle first wins 0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:44.509 8,000 feastable bars. Yum. 0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:50.410 And if you extrapolate the numbers, that's like $ 24, 000. 0:37:49.450 --> 0:37:52.330 And we're not paying people. 0:37:53.230 --> 0:37:54.950 You could sell each of them for $ 3. 0:37:54.790 --> 0:37:58.210 No, no, no. They're not allowed to resale. Because then 0:37:58.250 --> 0:38:00.440 it's spread. Yeah. Then it's a bar. They have to eat. 0:38:00.580 --> 0:38:02.040 You have to eat all. And you have to eat 0:38:02.100 --> 0:38:04.240 as many as you can before you leave the red circle. 0:38:04.260 --> 0:38:06.939 Because technically, then we're like giving you stuff to make 0:38:06.980 --> 0:38:09.819 you do something. So you can't take it home. It's 0:38:09.860 --> 0:38:13.720 more so disinsinuated. There will be 7000 Feastable bars there. 0:38:15.180 --> 0:38:18.589 If someone shot me, assassinated me, do you think the 0:38:18.620 --> 0:38:21.110 world would have the same reaction that they had over 0:38:21.219 --> 0:38:22.549 the podcaster Charlie Kirk? 0:38:27.310 --> 0:38:29.969 I'd make it happen. I was about to say. I'd 0:38:30.010 --> 0:38:35.900 make it the fuck happen. You better. Like. I need 0:38:37.420 --> 0:38:44.180 a statue. I need shirts. I need songs. Literally. I 0:38:44.219 --> 0:38:50.440 need legislation. You fucking animals. You will fucking. 0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:56.090 No, if y'all don't react like that when I get assassinated, 0:38:56.170 --> 0:38:57.390 I'm actually going to haunt you. 0:38:57.570 --> 0:39:00.370 Bitch. Okay, first of all, stop saying it. No, no, no, no, no, no. 0:39:00.930 --> 0:39:04.830 I repeat that. That's not going to happen. It would 0:39:04.850 --> 0:39:12.569 be kind of fun, though. It would honestly be fierce. 0:39:13.610 --> 0:39:20.290 I would, um... I would just start taking perks or something, 0:39:20.330 --> 0:39:25.570 you know? Have you been getting the I'm her AI boyfriend? 0:39:25.820 --> 0:39:30.660 uh no but i've been getting the most insane sexual 0:39:30.739 --> 0:39:35.550 like ai fantasy like it's literally like this cat twink 0:39:35.610 --> 0:39:38.430 guy being fucked from the back and he's. 0:39:38.230 --> 0:39:42.149 Like in my screen like like i'm against it i'm 0:39:42.250 --> 0:39:47.080 just like Also, mind you, I don't interact with AI, 0:39:47.100 --> 0:39:50.549 so I don't know who sent the AI people to 0:39:50.590 --> 0:39:53.430 my phone, but get out of my fun. 0:39:53.930 --> 0:39:58.350 It's on everyone's feed. Imagine being like Bela, who's like 0:39:58.430 --> 0:40:01.989 seven years old in kindergarten, scrolling on TikTok and seeing 0:40:02.030 --> 0:40:04.580 that and not fully understanding or grasping what it is. 0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.280 Well, that's the thing is that's also literally who it's for. 0:40:07.660 --> 0:40:09.720 That's the nastiest part. 0:40:10.460 --> 0:40:12.640 But I've been getting a bunch of these I'm her 0:40:12.780 --> 0:40:18.180 AI boyfriend ads. And it is crazy how targeted to 0:40:19.610 --> 0:40:22.710 the type of man that I am attracted to. 0:40:22.730 --> 0:40:23.830 Oh, really? 0:40:24.550 --> 0:40:30.820 They are literally like clones of like what my horny 0:40:30.860 --> 0:40:32.480 feed looks like. Like it's crazy. 0:40:32.500 --> 0:40:36.140 See, maybe I don't have anything like that because I unironically, 0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:39.390 and I'm not even saying this to sound like, above 0:40:39.489 --> 0:40:45.160 perversion by any means but nothing I intake on like 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:50.020 Instagram or TikTok is ever like I rarely engage with 0:40:50.060 --> 0:40:54.779 things that are like actually like I don't know like 0:40:55.540 --> 0:40:59.080 sexy even in a way of like damn I got 0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.660 to see what this person's page is looking like. Like, 0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:03.239 cause I'm just like, ill bitch. I want to look 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.219 at some fucking crazy. I want to look at a 0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:08.490 crazy person. What? Like if I want to see hot people, 0:41:08.550 --> 0:41:11.850 like I got hot friends. Like I got bad bitches 0:41:11.910 --> 0:41:14.549 around me. I can see that if I open my 0:41:14.750 --> 0:41:17.489 eyes and so can you, everybody's just convinced bad as 0:41:17.530 --> 0:41:20.370 bitches are on your iPhone. That's what Adele should have 0:41:20.410 --> 0:41:22.750 said in that fucking song. The baddest bitches are not 0:41:22.820 --> 0:41:26.239 on your iPhone. They're in your fucking face. Like, damn. 0:41:29.410 --> 0:41:32.370 So that's why I think the AI weird porns that 0:41:32.450 --> 0:41:36.029 I'm getting is gay guys. Because all the stuff I've 0:41:36.050 --> 0:41:39.629 been getting is literally like, it's actually, it's probably what 0:41:39.750 --> 0:41:43.890 you're being fed. Because what I'm seeing is like, yeah, 0:41:43.910 --> 0:41:44.750 like little guys. 0:41:44.770 --> 0:41:49.070 Because all our phones are attached to the same IP address. 0:41:49.170 --> 0:41:52.530 And so your phone just is, it's like the AI 0:41:52.630 --> 0:41:53.710 or the data. 0:41:56.790 --> 0:42:03.170 Rebooting. You're rebooting. through rebooting through rebooting. 0:42:03.820 --> 0:42:07.120 Guys go see you can see everything. 0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:09.360 I really want to see it. 0:42:09.260 --> 0:42:12.239 Immediately it's so good i truly. 0:42:11.940 --> 0:42:15.710 Think how long is the sex scene between elizabeth and nathan. 0:42:15.290 --> 0:42:19.330 Uh well the movie's three hours so i think it's 0:42:19.410 --> 0:42:21.370 probably like an hour and 20 minutes oh my god 0:42:21.410 --> 0:42:23.090 wow yeah. 0:42:22.750 --> 0:42:25.100 Is it sponsored by uh bluetooth. 0:42:26.989 --> 0:42:28.270 Uh, no, it's Roe. 0:42:28.850 --> 0:42:32.239 Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, Hems. Yeah, that makes more 0:42:32.260 --> 0:42:36.580 sense for his, like, uh, his overall, like, presence. That's 0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:37.360 a good collaboration. 0:42:38.540 --> 0:42:41.239 I supported it when I saw it on screen, and 0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:45.420 when Nathan had a big throbbing boner through his shorts, 0:42:45.540 --> 0:42:47.180 it was, like, so off. 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.140 Oh, and it was all practical. Oh, and it was 0:42:49.180 --> 0:42:49.740 all practical. 0:42:49.820 --> 0:42:50.210 Yes. 0:42:50.750 --> 0:42:53.970 No CGI. Sock, sock. No CGI. No pecking. 0:42:54.070 --> 0:42:58.779 Um, But that movie is so mind-bending. But I do 0:42:59.060 --> 0:43:01.430 think it has the legs to, like, actually be the 0:43:01.469 --> 0:43:04.109 first documentary to win Best Film of the Year. Best 0:43:04.150 --> 0:43:07.130 Movie of the Year. Like, it's that good. I'm not kidding. 0:43:07.230 --> 0:43:10.489 Documentaries or back, baby! 0:43:11.250 --> 0:43:15.800 There is not a single moment in that movie where I, 0:43:16.910 --> 0:43:19.220 for a second, was like, this is too long. 0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:21.240 Oh, that's fire. 0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:22.400 And it's three hours. 0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:25.109 You know what's fucked up is I am a bit 0:43:25.180 --> 0:43:29.810 brain rot in the sense that... I think it's a 0:43:29.870 --> 0:43:32.690 mix of brain rot, because I do love sitting on 0:43:33.150 --> 0:43:36.469 my ass and digging in my butt the way you've 0:43:36.489 --> 0:43:38.690 been digging out your nuts in bed. Like, I want 0:43:38.710 --> 0:43:40.550 to do that, and I can't go to the theater 0:43:40.590 --> 0:43:43.049 and dig in my fucking cooch and, like, rub on 0:43:43.090 --> 0:43:45.390 the seats because my OCD will convince me that I'm 0:43:45.410 --> 0:43:48.050 going to get an STD and, like, then hallucinate because 0:43:48.090 --> 0:43:53.739 it's going to give me, like, psychosomatic symptoms. Um... And 0:43:53.780 --> 0:43:58.500 that movie to me really is like triggering that itch 0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:00.600 in my brain of that seems like something I want 0:44:00.620 --> 0:44:02.960 to watch on the couch with you, Josie and Josh 0:44:03.340 --> 0:44:07.339 so bad. So fucking like kind of my ideal viewing sense. 0:44:07.360 --> 0:44:08.460 But no, I think I need to see it in 0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:09.900 theater because I think it's actually going to make me 0:44:09.980 --> 0:44:11.940 anxious and scared as fuck. Like, I feel like it's 0:44:11.980 --> 0:44:12.600 going to scare me. 0:44:13.930 --> 0:44:17.890 Like, ultimately, actually, I don't even want to say where 0:44:17.969 --> 0:44:20.190 I stand because I know a lot of people haven't 0:44:20.250 --> 0:44:26.739 seen it yet. But. A few episodes ago, I was 0:44:26.820 --> 0:44:30.930 rooting for her. I was rooting for her. 0:44:32.469 --> 0:44:37.950 You were like, okay, she may have lied, but what a... 0:44:38.969 --> 0:44:40.430 What a hopeful lot. 0:44:40.550 --> 0:44:43.839 I'm still like confused. I'm like, she's literally a modern 0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.500 day Robin Hood. And like, yes, like she did tell 0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.100 people that they had HIV when they did it. And 0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:51.900 she did tell people they were pre-diabetic when they weren't. 0:44:51.980 --> 0:44:54.960 So they got on like medication that they probably shouldn't. 0:44:55.020 --> 0:44:55.560 But I'm like. 0:44:56.280 --> 0:45:00.589 Everyone's pre-diabetic in the HIV medicine. 0:45:00.690 --> 0:45:08.370 Everyone's pre-biodetic. Girl, shut the fuck up. No, I see 0:45:08.410 --> 0:45:11.170 that part. Like, yeah, I agree. Because, like, I think 0:45:11.210 --> 0:45:16.670 that's a whole side of kind of, like... Like even 0:45:16.690 --> 0:45:17.130 like that whole. 0:45:17.150 --> 0:45:18.950 I don't mean to steal from billionaires. I just want 0:45:18.969 --> 0:45:22.180 to make that clear. She stole... There was like this 0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:25.780 woman who gave $ 100, 000 of her hard-earned money to invest 0:45:25.820 --> 0:45:28.840 in the company and it just vanished. But so the 0:45:28.860 --> 0:45:30.759 people like that that were hurt, I'm like, sorry, but 0:45:30.800 --> 0:45:33.000 like the big fish, like eat the rich. I thought 0:45:33.020 --> 0:45:35.239 we were eating the rich. When I'm eating the rich 0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:36.880 and I get to Rihanna. 0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:40.300 When I'm eating the rich and I eat the strawberry 0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:44.319 ice cream before realizing it's Olivia Rodrigo. I really want 0:45:44.340 --> 0:45:45.819 to see that when I get back. And also when 0:45:45.840 --> 0:45:48.540 I get back, I want to see the history of concrete. 0:45:48.660 --> 0:45:52.120 Because John Wilson also has a documentary that's hitting theaters. 0:45:52.739 --> 0:45:55.690 I'm like, whoa, I've been rewatching How To with John Wilson. 0:45:56.710 --> 0:45:59.310 And it's so good, bro. 0:45:59.810 --> 0:46:01.969 That's what I want to do. Is I want to 0:46:01.989 --> 0:46:05.490 just make it an episodic documentary series on different topics 0:46:05.570 --> 0:46:05.969 each time. 0:46:07.469 --> 0:46:09.049 All I want. Then do it. 0:46:09.070 --> 0:46:17.750 I have to find the topics. Maybe we can make 0:46:17.870 --> 0:46:20.160 one on like facial expressions. 0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:24.000 He kind of already like covers that a bit in 0:46:24.060 --> 0:46:31.710 one of his episodes. Dude, it is bad. I remember 0:46:31.730 --> 0:46:35.700 I used to be so hell bet against physical comedy 0:46:35.739 --> 0:46:37.480 and just like, I don't find that shit funny. I 0:46:37.500 --> 0:46:41.080 don't find the making faces the funny. Now, literally all 0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:44.160 I can do is make silly faces. Like it's so bad. 0:46:44.180 --> 0:46:47.980 I love making faces. I'm just, I'm like a really 0:46:48.140 --> 0:46:50.860 silly girl. Can you do the one where you were 0:46:50.900 --> 0:47:02.420 in the back of the car? I can't. I wish 0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:03.839 I could rip my face off. 0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:10.319 Also, Inya, that fucking ad we recorded. Has that gone 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:10.860 up yet? 0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:13.340 I don't know. 0:47:13.500 --> 0:47:15.510 I don't know if it's gone up yet, but we 0:47:15.590 --> 0:47:18.070 recorded an ad before Inya went to London. 0:47:18.969 --> 0:47:22.150 Like, actually, like, right before I got on the flight 0:47:22.190 --> 0:47:24.730 and I had just taken off my makeup and shit. Like, 0:47:25.050 --> 0:47:29.100 the last episode was... right before I left for the airport. 0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:32.340 And then after that, we knew we had to record ads, 0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:33.620 but we didn't know if they had to be on 0:47:33.660 --> 0:47:35.960 camera or not. So we did them off camera. And 0:47:35.980 --> 0:47:37.719 then we found out we were supposed to do them 0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:40.260 on camera, but I'd already taken off my makeup and like, 0:47:41.070 --> 0:47:44.290 I was ready for the airport. I looked fucking crazy. 0:47:45.510 --> 0:47:50.590 We looked gnarly, bro. So if y'all see an ad 0:47:51.210 --> 0:47:54.890 and we look botulism child. 0:47:54.570 --> 0:47:57.009 In that ad if that ever sees the light of 0:47:57.070 --> 0:48:00.410 day I look like if somebody dunked Robert Pattinson in 0:48:00.430 --> 0:48:04.500 an acid bath like a comically large acid bath for 0:48:04.660 --> 0:48:11.540 cars oh my fucking god well I'm trying to think 0:48:11.560 --> 0:48:13.680 of any other media that I've been liking I've been 0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:15.969 watching a bunch of movies. 0:48:18.110 --> 0:48:22.950 I found a newfound appreciation for Tucker's album Oh, after 0:48:23.010 --> 0:48:27.669 hearing it live? Yes, dude. Dude, he's so fucking funny. Like, 0:48:27.770 --> 0:48:31.570 his stage presence is hilarious. Like, the way he interacts 0:48:31.610 --> 0:48:35.029 with crowds. I was like, dude, like, there really is 0:48:35.050 --> 0:48:37.790 a difference between someone who can sing and someone who 0:48:37.830 --> 0:48:42.640 can perform. And, like, he's someone who can sing and perform. 0:48:42.920 --> 0:48:46.719 Fire. And, like, it's crazy. 0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:49.760 Just, like, he had everyone in a fucking chokehold. 0:48:49.780 --> 0:48:53.560 That's so awesome. Yeah, also, I feel like he's at 0:48:53.580 --> 0:48:56.540 the point in his career where this is, like, what, his, like, 0:48:56.660 --> 0:49:01.360 fourth tour or something. I don't know. Where, like, I 0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:03.860 feel like once people are on their, like, third, fourth 0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:07.040 run of things, they get so much more confident. But 0:49:07.180 --> 0:49:09.779 I feel like from all the videos I've seen, he's 0:49:09.850 --> 0:49:14.390 always been, like, on stage, at least, a confident person. 0:49:15.989 --> 0:49:17.250 I'm a very confident person. 0:49:18.969 --> 0:49:22.759 And I feel the same way about music fashion and film. 0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:26.860 Yeah I like that album I actually find it to 0:49:26.900 --> 0:49:29.320 be too short to be something I like to listen 0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:32.500 to that's my hot take with that album and like 0:49:33.060 --> 0:49:35.279 I like a longer album that I can. 0:49:36.600 --> 0:49:39.100 Like really sink your teeth into. 0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:40.960 Yeah cause that album I think is under an hour 0:49:42.260 --> 0:49:47.350 like it's 30 minutes dude that's crazy 11 songs 30 0:49:47.350 --> 0:49:51.910 minutes cause what is Brat like 40 something minutes Brat 0:49:51.930 --> 0:49:55.930 is 42 minutes yeah and just in that 10 minutes 0:49:56.010 --> 0:49:59.300 alone in that 10 minutes alone I want a little 0:49:59.380 --> 0:50:08.319 more a little more I've learned a little more about you, Charlie. Charlie, 0:50:08.340 --> 0:50:09.420 I've learned a little. 0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:12.549 Bit more about you in that 11 minutes, darling. 0:50:13.010 --> 0:50:16.210 In that lack of 11 minutes, I felt like I 0:50:16.230 --> 0:50:20.450 lost a bit of you. I lost you. Charlie doesn't 0:50:20.489 --> 0:50:25.299 perform in London until February. So, Charlie, if you see this, 0:50:25.890 --> 0:50:28.200 call me. We haven't spoken in so long. 0:50:29.330 --> 0:50:32.870 It would be so fierce to get a personal performance 0:50:32.950 --> 0:50:33.790 from Charlie. 0:50:33.810 --> 0:50:41.239 I want it to be on FaceTime, though, and in 0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:45.859 her personal bedroom. And, like, in Prop 2. She never 0:50:45.900 --> 0:50:49.820 gets to know when I call. So you never know 0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:51.719 when I'm going to want my little dance. 0:50:51.739 --> 0:50:53.760 It's like a scene from You Can Come and See. 0:50:53.780 --> 0:51:01.340 Or, viewing movie title you can come and then. 0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:05.700 See come and see is a really good movie um 0:51:06.100 --> 0:51:11.950 it's so sad but um it's like wartime it's really 0:51:11.989 --> 0:51:15.430 sad but you can see everything I keep getting all 0:51:15.510 --> 0:51:17.820 mixed up derp. 0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:22.400 Um, I rewatched Mars Attacks, and that is just such 0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:25.560 a great fucking movie, man. That is so great. So 0:51:25.620 --> 0:51:30.980 many greats in it, too. Martin Short, Jack Nicholson, who plays, like, 0:51:31.020 --> 0:51:32.080 two characters. 0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:33.600 Who plays the alien? 0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:37.660 Sarah Jessica Parker's in it, as well. And then there's 0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:38.200 that ginger lady. 0:51:38.219 --> 0:51:41.950 I found out Sarah Jessica Parker's in this Disney movie 0:51:42.150 --> 0:51:46.200 about a kid that gets abducted by aliens. That came 0:51:46.260 --> 0:51:49.760 out in the 80s. And she plays. What is that movie? 0:51:50.180 --> 0:51:52.780 But I was like damn. She's had like a long 0:51:52.980 --> 0:51:53.760 ass career. 0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:56.109 I know. It's kind of like I've done the same thing. 0:51:56.140 --> 0:52:00.469 With like a Meryl Streep. Or oh I actually also 0:52:00.510 --> 0:52:02.210 just did that. With like Whoopi Goldberg. I was like 0:52:02.270 --> 0:52:06.590 damn dude. It's easy to like see certain. actresses and 0:52:06.750 --> 0:52:09.649 actors in our lifetime for so long. And it's like, duh, 0:52:09.670 --> 0:52:11.930 we'll be Goldberg is like goaded. By the time I 0:52:11.969 --> 0:52:14.770 was like cognitive, she was already like top tier and 0:52:14.810 --> 0:52:19.620 considered that. So because of that, like, I forget that 0:52:19.660 --> 0:52:22.380 she also has a bunch of movies that I never 0:52:22.540 --> 0:52:24.860 even was aware of. But because before she got to 0:52:24.900 --> 0:52:27.239 that top of the hill, she was like, she was 0:52:27.280 --> 0:52:30.049 in the game. Same with Meryl Streep. Like, they all 0:52:30.090 --> 0:52:34.830 just have movies that they were like, really fucking running through. Like, 0:52:34.850 --> 0:52:37.000 they really wanted it. It's so cool to look back. 0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:41.680 I really hope in the next... Actually, I don't hope. 0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:44.500 I can feel it burning inside of me. I can 0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:46.360 feel my time to start running. 0:52:47.280 --> 0:52:50.810 Yes, it's happening. It's all happening, guys. 0:52:52.489 --> 0:52:55.810 All happening. Yeah, the happening in question is me staying 0:52:55.870 --> 0:52:58.270 up all night to paint something I'm too scared to 0:52:58.310 --> 0:53:01.549 ever show. You want to see what it's looking like? 0:53:02.430 --> 0:53:12.130 Yes. Now that she's gone and it's just us, I 0:53:12.170 --> 0:53:18.590 just have to say I was twerking on a burger finger. 0:53:18.610 --> 0:53:23.350 I have a burger finger. 0:53:23.370 --> 0:53:27.370 Oh, that's going to be so cute. Is it oil? 0:53:27.969 --> 0:53:28.780 Yes, it is. 0:53:31.510 --> 0:53:32.790 No i am. 0:53:32.790 --> 0:53:37.240 Obsessed um but yeah that's like what i get up 0:53:37.300 --> 0:53:39.180 to i know you. 0:53:39.060 --> 0:53:41.259 Sent me a photo the other day and it was 0:53:41.340 --> 0:53:44.920 like you painting and it was like you painting laptop 0:53:45.020 --> 0:53:47.860 open for a reference image and like wine bottles and 0:53:47.900 --> 0:53:50.140 wine glasses everywhere and i was like oh and you 0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:53.219 literally is in heaven right now that's all she ever 0:53:53.300 --> 0:53:56.169 wants to do is paint and drink wine I know. 0:53:56.230 --> 0:53:59.029 It's actually bad. Like, actually, no, it's not bad. This 0:53:59.130 --> 0:54:03.810 is exactly what media presented to me as the most 0:54:03.969 --> 0:54:10.920 lit lifestyle for the youthful 27-year-old woman. 0:54:11.680 --> 0:54:13.959 That's... Oh, I stood next to Tove Lo. 0:54:15.300 --> 0:54:18.640 Tove Lo? Tove Lo, I stood next to her. For 0:54:18.660 --> 0:54:23.450 the charlie? Bitch, and that's why you have a green 0:54:23.469 --> 0:54:25.770 dot on your fucking hand right now, you stupid bitch. 0:54:26.570 --> 0:54:30.009 I put this on there last night, went to bed, 0:54:30.070 --> 0:54:31.669 showered today, and it's still on there. 0:54:32.050 --> 0:54:34.870 I didn't notice it until, like, later in the episode, 0:54:34.930 --> 0:54:38.310 and unironically, I'm sure somebody can see it. At one point, 0:54:38.350 --> 0:54:41.190 my eyes just, like, really glued onto it, and I 0:54:41.230 --> 0:54:46.730 was confused as to whether that was, like, a light thing. Like, no, no, no, 0:54:46.810 --> 0:54:48.660 I thought it was, like, a light. I thought the 0:54:48.719 --> 0:54:52.160 light from the microphone... Was so strong and you were 0:54:52.219 --> 0:54:55.640 so pale that it was like somehow like going through 0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:58.270 you for a second. I was like, that's just can't be. 0:54:58.350 --> 0:55:01.790 David Blaine ice pick through the hand. Another come and 0:55:01.850 --> 0:55:02.650 see reference. 0:55:04.870 --> 0:55:06.770 Yeah, I really want to see you can see everything. 0:55:06.790 --> 0:55:10.279 I think I'm going to torrent it. Can somebody give 0:55:10.300 --> 0:55:10.940 me a bootleg? 0:55:12.100 --> 0:55:14.160 I watched this show below. 0:55:15.350 --> 0:55:18.359 Oh my god, actually, wait, wait, wait, guys, seriously. Anybody 0:55:18.469 --> 0:55:20.540 who works, anybody who works there, can somebody give me 0:55:20.580 --> 0:55:23.219 a screener, please? Please, I won't share it. I don't 0:55:23.260 --> 0:55:24.880 even have, I don't have anyone to share it with. 0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:26.980 All my friends are already spot, come on. And you 0:55:27.020 --> 0:55:29.820 guys put, you guys put a bunch of, yeah, A24, please, 0:55:29.900 --> 0:55:31.980 come on. Like, y'all put a bunch of locks on it, 0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:33.719 and it's very hard to get to, and then my 0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:35.920 name is all over the screen, so you're gonna know 0:55:35.940 --> 0:55:36.980 I'm never gonna show anything. 0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:41.799 A24, please send us screeners so we can review the movies. 0:55:44.370 --> 0:55:49.840 They're like, literally, no. The fuck? Loser ass bitch. They 0:55:49.860 --> 0:55:53.640 were like, hi, wake up. It's 2026. It's not 2024, babes. 0:55:53.719 --> 0:55:56.060 Back up. Back up. Back up. 0:55:57.160 --> 0:56:01.020 My hand looks like a really long foot with those 0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:02.299 curls under my cheek. 0:56:05.250 --> 0:56:08.090 Dude, it looks... Yeah, it looks like I was watching. 0:56:08.110 --> 0:56:10.810 I was watching The Daily Show and. 0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:18.520 They were going through all the weird like midterm candidates 0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:22.359 for different states and like their own whatever the fuck 0:56:22.400 --> 0:56:27.069 they're going for in their respective states. And somebody, one 0:56:27.090 --> 0:56:30.350 of them posted like weird legs walking in flip flops. 0:56:30.670 --> 0:56:33.850 And your hand looks like that right now. It looks 0:56:33.870 --> 0:56:35.509 like these scrawny legs, right? 0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:44.100 My God, all of the creepy women on Trump's administration. 0:56:46.380 --> 0:56:48.879 That's pretty muddy, bro. That's literally why I wanted to 0:56:48.920 --> 0:56:54.080 watch Mars Attack. I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding. 0:56:54.100 --> 0:56:56.930 Because somebody immediately did. The long neck lady? Yeah, someone 0:56:56.950 --> 0:57:00.509 did that, like, cosplay of her with, like, the Mars Attack. 0:57:00.550 --> 0:57:02.649 Remember Daddy Long Neck? 0:57:04.850 --> 0:57:07.670 Like Supreme Patty's friend, he was like the dude with 0:57:07.710 --> 0:57:09.850 the long neck and he was super emaciated. 0:57:09.870 --> 0:57:09.930 No. 0:57:11.150 --> 0:57:15.630 Look up Daddy Long Neck. Dude, Supreme Patty, you just like, 0:57:15.790 --> 0:57:20.990 stop it. Supreme Patty? Oh my God, Drew. 0:57:21.310 --> 0:57:23.870 Wait, Daddy Long Neck, Supreme Patty. 0:57:23.930 --> 0:57:25.550 No, no, no. 0:57:26.470 --> 0:57:29.760 He transitioned and now he's in Trump's cabinet and that's 0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:31.090 the woman with the long neck. 0:57:33.910 --> 0:57:36.810 Fuck you, bitch. Because, like, the way I was literally, like... 0:57:38.470 --> 0:57:42.770 I believed you. You were like, what? I believed you. 0:57:42.780 --> 0:57:42.920 What? 0:57:42.980 --> 0:57:45.760 Ew. Every time I look up that, there's daddy long leg. 0:57:45.800 --> 0:57:47.340 It's a bunch of spiders. That's disgusting. 0:57:47.380 --> 0:57:49.940 No, daddy long neck. 0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:50.020 Oh. 0:57:50.600 --> 0:57:52.640 Kaya, insert a picture of daddy long neck. 0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:56.120 Oh, I do remember this kid. 0:57:56.550 --> 0:57:59.230 And then there was, like, thick neck, and they linked up. 0:58:01.030 --> 0:58:01.230 Shit. 0:58:07.640 --> 0:58:11.700 But yeah, Supreme Patty settling chains for $ 0 and then 0:58:11.720 --> 0:58:14.560 you pay $ 20 for shipping and you made like $ 10 0:58:14.280 --> 0:58:20.710 million doing it. And everybody thought they were real gold. 0:58:23.230 --> 0:58:25.790 There's actually, have you seen on TikTok recently? This is 0:58:25.810 --> 0:58:29.830 the last thing I'll mention. There's been like diamond auctions 0:58:30.850 --> 0:58:32.470 on TikTok lives. 0:58:33.730 --> 0:58:37.450 I've been seeing those. Is that a recession indicator? 0:58:37.470 --> 0:58:41.370 Yeah, it feels really Mary-Kate and Ashley. Like, it feels 0:58:41.410 --> 0:58:44.590 like Avon door-to-door type shit. Those diamonds can't be real, 0:58:44.630 --> 0:58:47.470 because I'd see people do hauls, and they're like, yeah, 0:58:47.490 --> 0:58:51.580 I got a few of these for $ 18, and then 0:58:51.640 --> 0:58:57.920 this for $ 36. Girl, that's Swarovski's crystal. Yeah, that's crystal. 0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:04.400 That's Qbert Zarkomianen. Okay, well... All right. 0:59:04.960 --> 0:59:10.680 I'm gay and I suck dick. um and my media 0:59:11.140 --> 0:59:18.630 is chuck timely tucker role models album and music fashion 0:59:18.690 --> 0:59:22.560 and film charlie's album And if you didn't get a 0:59:22.600 --> 0:59:24.820 chance to see her show, maybe you should fly out 0:59:24.860 --> 0:59:26.840 of country and see her on the second leg of 0:59:26.900 --> 0:59:30.790 her tour in Europe because it was really special. And 0:59:30.810 --> 0:59:33.250 then my last media is Wildwood. 0:59:33.870 --> 0:59:36.410 Oh my God, not Lime Lips. Yeah, that's fine. 0:59:37.550 --> 0:59:37.910 Brat. 0:59:40.590 --> 0:59:54.790 With the Sophie song playing. My media of the week Oh, um.... 0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:57.000 Mars Attack? 1:00:00.520 --> 1:00:09.070 George Harrison. This will pass. Whoa. Okay. Remember when I 1:00:09.090 --> 1:00:11.230 thought George Harrison was in The Beatles? 1:00:13.310 --> 1:00:15.910 And it changed everything. It changed the trajectory of your life, 1:00:15.950 --> 1:00:16.430 by the way. 1:00:16.830 --> 1:00:20.030 That made me realize things. I was like, wow. You 1:00:20.050 --> 1:00:22.630 saw things. I was like, everything really is connected, huh? 1:00:22.890 --> 1:00:26.110 Was it Kylie or Kendall? I think it was Kylie. 1:00:26.270 --> 1:00:29.170 It's the year of realizing things. And you know what? Now, 1:00:29.250 --> 1:00:34.310 looking back in retrospect, I'm pretty sure it's because she was, like, 1:00:34.630 --> 1:00:36.930 had a stern on the fact that she probably wanted 1:00:36.950 --> 1:00:39.470 to have a kid the next year. So she was like, yeah, 1:00:39.510 --> 1:00:43.410 I'm going to have to start realizing things. Yeah. Truly 1:00:43.510 --> 1:00:44.390 was the year. 1:00:44.160 --> 1:00:46.840 Of realizing things, and shit's been weird since. 1:00:47.000 --> 1:00:50.600 Yeah. Maybe she got word of the paradigm shift. 1:00:52.100 --> 1:00:53.320 I mean, she is a billionaire. 1:00:55.330 --> 1:01:01.530 Like, why? All right. 1:01:01.610 --> 1:01:04.669 And she wore a $ 50, 000 bra. Quinn looked so hot 1:01:04.730 --> 1:01:05.750 in the fashion show. 1:01:06.010 --> 1:01:09.590 I know. It's crazy that we now have peers who, like. 1:01:12.030 --> 1:01:16.020 Peers and friends alike who are just, like, on runways 1:01:16.060 --> 1:01:21.160 for things like that. It's so fucking insane. It's so... Well, 1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:23.080 thanks guys for watching.