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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Daily Guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for December eleventh, twenty twenty three, twelve eleven, twelve eleven,

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Speaker 1: two weeks away a countdown Santa's birthday. That's right, we're

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Speaker 1: right there, right on the prespass.

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Speaker 2: Can we canonically change Christmas to be about Santa's birthday?

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Speaker 1: And then Phils righty was born with a little white beard.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about the character Leo from the

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Speaker 1: latter Lethal Weapon movies, the Joe Pesci character.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I get I o, kay, fucking lives rent free

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Speaker 2: in my head man for no reason.

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Speaker 3: They fuck you at the drive room is.

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Speaker 1: So just etched in there. I think that was also

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Speaker 1: like one of the early early rated R movies that

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Speaker 1: I saw, so.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It was funny.

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Speaker 2: I could get away with watching shit like Lethal Weapon

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Speaker 2: because it was as long as it was kind of comedic.

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Speaker 2: My mom would like, look past the wanton violence. She's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that part was funny. He was taking a pooh, but

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Speaker 2: he could have died on a bomb.

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Speaker 1: That's right too. They all kind of run together to.

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Speaker 3: They all run together for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well, my name is Jack. Oh Brian,

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Speaker 1: that's Miles Gray. And this is the episode where we

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Speaker 1: tell you what happened over the weekend, both news wise

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Speaker 1: and with us and in our lives and in our lives.

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Speaker 1: And we like to open things up by telling you

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Speaker 1: a couple of things we think are overrated and then

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Speaker 1: some of the wee thing's underrated. Miles, do you want

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Speaker 1: to kick us off with?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Over, over, over, I'm going to say, and this isn't

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Speaker 2: like nothing new, but just giving you an example of

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Speaker 2: what I was interacting with over the weekend. Uh, nostalgia

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Speaker 2: like nostalgic marketing. Marketing are nostalgia commodifying on this nostalgia?

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Speaker 3: I fucking hate how powerful it is.

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Speaker 2: When they get you with just using memories from our

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Speaker 2: youth to sell us more shit. And why I am

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Speaker 2: certainly someone that is a nostalgia freak. There are times

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Speaker 2: where it like hits me in this weird way, like

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Speaker 2: it's the Ring of Power or some shit.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, fucking lean into this shit. And other

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Speaker 3: times I'm like, are.

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Speaker 2: You just dissatisfied with your life in the past, And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck was that?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need this fucking old Wu Tang poster that

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Speaker 2: I had when I was fourteen, and I will not

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Speaker 2: hang up, but.

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Speaker 3: I will have it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be my question, like do you actually

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Speaker 1: like put it up?

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Speaker 3: This is right? Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you buy shit to just for the fucking weird

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Speaker 2: consumer high. But you know, like again, like I love,

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Speaker 2: I love all things from the past. I will never

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Speaker 2: shit on someone's love for yesteryear. But when it when

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Speaker 2: it gets commodified, that's when it's a weird moment. Okay,

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Speaker 2: for example, they are real. They've re released one of

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Speaker 2: my favorite toys from childhood, the Playmates manufactured teenage Mutant

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Speaker 2: Ninja Turtles action figures. Okay, I spent fucking hours playing

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Speaker 2: with these little fuckers, Okay in the bathtub in my

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Speaker 2: fucking house, pulling out the couch cushions, making like big buildings.

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Speaker 2: I will like knock over with the fucking you know,

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Speaker 2: with my turtle bus and shit. And you know, I

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Speaker 2: was like, this seems like really cool, and the thought

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Speaker 2: of being being reunited with these little plastic fuckers for

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Speaker 2: fifty dollars seems like a no brainer. But then there's

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Speaker 2: like this cynicism again that I feel like I'm like,

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Speaker 2: am I buying this shit because I'm a collector and

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Speaker 2: this is meaningful to my collection. Or is this just

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Speaker 2: a way to reconnect with the time of my life

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Speaker 2: that was simpler and innocent and that's something that feels

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Speaker 2: like a refuge in adulthood.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I like both of those are equally valid though, of.

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Speaker 2: Course, But the thing is I don't collect Ninja turtleshit right,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: So, like that's where I'm like, I am buying it

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Speaker 2: I'm buying it, I think, just because I'm like, I

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Speaker 3: I'm like, why the fuck did I buy these little plastic.

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Speaker 1: Fuck for words?

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, So like the that's where, like you

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Speaker 2: kind of I find a little bit of a philosophical quagmire.

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Speaker 3: Not even it's not even philosophical.

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Speaker 2: It's really just trying to figure out why the fuck

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Speaker 2: I want the thing, and if it's truly because I

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Speaker 2: really do, or again because it's like just that consumerist

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Speaker 2: trap that says true freedom comes when someone hands you

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Speaker 2: a bag and asks if you want the receipt in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially like the if you get the thing and

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Speaker 1: then don't ever use it or look at it. I

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Speaker 1: bought I bought that when we were at NBA con

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Speaker 1: I bought that outcast Atlanta Hawk's jersey.

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Speaker 3: You were you were, you know you were tortured when

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Speaker 3: you buy though, too. I'll give you that.

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Speaker 1: Like, I'm not gonna I don't think I'm gonna wear this.

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Speaker 1: Am I gonna wear this? I'm probably gonna wear this.

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Speaker 1: I haven't worn a basketball jersey in twenty years really.

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Speaker 3: But just but I love Outcats.

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Speaker 1: But the feeling of buying it and carrying it around

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Speaker 1: for a little while was fun. And but yeah, then

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Speaker 1: it just kind of sets my closet.

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Speaker 2: And well see that's why I like we're saying, my

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Speaker 2: Woo York Knicks jersey becomes like art on my rack

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Speaker 2: of jersey.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna I'm gonna rocket.

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Speaker 2: When I go to Japan because finally it'll be like

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Speaker 2: real winter ship. I could wear it fucking underneath my

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Speaker 2: bubble jacket.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: Wear it over your bubble jacket, you know.

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Speaker 3: Dude, looks so tight. Layer it I overrated?

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Speaker 1: Is uh menthol and things that aren't cigarettes. I've got

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Speaker 1: I've got two products in my shower that make my

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Speaker 1: the inside of my mouth when I've got an Altoyd

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Speaker 1: in you know. They's like, yeah, just like a little

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Speaker 1: burned tingle. One is a head and shoulder shampoo, which

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Speaker 1: I tried to look it up first of all. Yet yes, uh,

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Speaker 1: I know you're you're shocked, right that I need head

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Speaker 1: and shoulders, But you were back all the time. I

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Speaker 1: know that exactly, exactly, that's right. The first plot twist

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Speaker 1: you don't have Dan Driff exactly. Damn that was Kaiser

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Speaker 1: soz along. But yeah, I don't think we got it

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Speaker 1: like they were just they threw it out there like

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Speaker 2: Is it is it that they used TJ Max as

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Speaker 2: the weather balloon site or is it Last Chance Saloon.

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Speaker 1: Last Chancellon, Yes, definitely Last Chancellor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just like they like nobody's fucking with this,

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Speaker 3: That's why it's always a trap.

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Speaker 2: I remember my mom bought like a soap or something there,

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Speaker 2: and she was fucking gonna, like, you know, waste a

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, that's the thing at TJ Max, Like,

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Speaker 2: half the time it is shit that is discontinued.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I don't have I didn't like

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Speaker 1: take a picture of my shampoo bottle for this episode's

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Speaker 1: to day, but in I'm pretty sure it's called like

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Speaker 1: negative five degrees celsius or something like that, and it

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Speaker 1: it just, yeah, it just makes my eyes feel like

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Speaker 1: on my head. You know, I'm not not washing my

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Speaker 3: Kind of leaks down, right.

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Speaker 1: And then the other one. I think the shampoo made

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Speaker 1: And I looked at the ingredients list and menthol is

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Speaker 1: right in there on both of them. And again, I

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Speaker 1: my anti peppermint bias. And I totally respect everybody's right

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Speaker 1: to like peppermint. I just feel like it it might

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. Your eyes, Yes, peppermint twitter was all

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Speaker 1: up in my ass and it tingled, it tingled. No,

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Speaker 1: But it seems like the goal is to be like,

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Speaker 1: see it's working, Like that's how you know it's cleaning

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Speaker 1: it had a slight burn, like you're you're recovering from

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Speaker 1: a slight burn. Well, I don't know. I feel like

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Speaker 1: the bubbles is how I know it's working. That's like

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Speaker 1: what mine I don't have dandriff, Yeah, I don't have. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah. My brain is just like bubbles is

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Speaker 1: that's toothpaste, face soap, hand soap. Everything gotta have bubbles.

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Speaker 1: If it's bubbles, I'm in. That means I'm clean. I

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Speaker 1: like I'm having the dirt and oil like gently singed

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a slippery slope, you know.

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Speaker 2: It's like they're they're like these eye drops that I

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that seems dude.

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Speaker 2: The commercial, Okay, the commercial was like an office worker,

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Speaker 3: He gets home, it's TV these lights.

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Speaker 2: And they're like they're saying like, yo, You're like you

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Speaker 3: And he puts this shit on and like when it

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Speaker 2: Ice cubes explode, like as if the splash from the

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Speaker 2: whole thing's like like the whole commercial is like so

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Speaker 2: I would always bring that back for.

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Speaker 3: All the stoners and be like, Yo, try this eye

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Speaker 3: drop and they'd be like what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Everybody thought it was Mason shit. And then afterwards you're like, yo,

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Speaker 2: it does feel like different. Put it clean exactly, but

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Speaker 2: think it's it's just that feeling that you go through

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Speaker 2: and it's like, dude, just a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Of we like this would be the sort of thing

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Speaker 1: that I would have enjoyed, like well high, you know,

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Speaker 1: like makes like a little bit like hinglywashed.

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Speaker 2: Look I have face watched that does that, and I

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Speaker 3: Like it's just weird.

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Speaker 2: Like as I'm good, I'm like, like just I just

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Speaker 1: To just get your shit out. All right? Uh? Underrated?

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Speaker 1: Pre text also shut up Red Lake green Light, good game.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually surprised, And part of me is like thinking,

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Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. We're back, and Alex Jones

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Speaker 2: How many more stones can they pile on our chest

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Speaker 1: referenced his infants on Sid's death as one reason why

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Speaker 1: he could never let Alex Jones back stating, my firstborn

441
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Speaker 1: child died in my arms. I felt his last heartbeat.

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Speaker 1: Have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths

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Speaker 1: of children for game, politics or fame.

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Speaker 2: Psych Yeah, I just did in that statement too. Whoops,

445
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Speaker 2: you'll see that one come back around is kind of wild.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he did the Twitter poll. Seventy percent of

447
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 1: the you know, people who hang on his every word

448
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Speaker 1: and still pay attention to what he says or in bots,

449
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Speaker 1: voted to bring history's worst nutraceutical pitchman back. Jones had

450
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Speaker 1: been subjected to a permanent ban back in twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, now he's saying, are we a platform

452
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Speaker 1: that believes in freedom of speech? Or are we not?

453
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Speaker 1: Adding shaw right shwing? Are these references not cool? Look

454
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: at I'm gonna hurl.

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Speaker 3: Dude, it smells like mun.

456
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we a platform that believes in freedom of speech?

457
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Speaker 3: Or are we not? They? In fact, we're not.

458
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Speaker 1: We're not. Yeah, they suspended hundreds of palestin any accounts.

459
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Speaker 1: And yeah, you know, some people like the founder of

460
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Speaker 1: the anti gun violence group Mom's Demand Action pointed out

461
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Speaker 1: pre speech isn't the same thing as defamation like.

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Speaker 3: That, Yeah, right, right, right, right right, al.

463
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's laws in place.

464
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I mean, like Alex Jones is so radioactive,

465
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 2: like the fucking guy got banned from Pinterest.

466
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Speaker 3: That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realized interest.

468
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Speaker 2: Everything about his existence on the internet is radio act.

469
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Speaker 2: Like of course, all the big fucking companies are like

470
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Speaker 2: absolutely not, Like when LinkedIn and Pinterest are also like no,

471
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Speaker 2: what the fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Can't do it on Pinterest?

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Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, not here, not here board you're.

474
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Speaker 1: Too spicy or whatever. Pinterest is a series of boards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean just yeah, you can sort of

476
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Speaker 2: aggregate a bunch of little bits of media pictures.

477
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Speaker 1: Aggregation.

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Speaker 2: I use it just to look at bubble jackets in

479
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Speaker 2: the summer and just long for the winter's embrace. But yeah, Twitter,

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Speaker 2: I mean, somehow Twitter was the last one to not

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Speaker 2: fucking take.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that, like back of the day that

483
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Speaker 1: you know, he had been He had already been banned

484
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Speaker 1: by YouTube, Facebook, Apple, Spotify, LinkedIn, Pinterest for violating various

485
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Speaker 1: rules against harassmen and hate speech, and then Twitter was

486
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Speaker 1: like the last hold out. They'd been like dragging their

487
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Speaker 1: feet on banning him, and then eventually did and now

488
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Speaker 1: and now he's.

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Speaker 2: Back, and all of it is never done like in

490
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Speaker 2: the actual interest of like what the experience is like

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Speaker 2: for the people using it or what the common good is.

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, like a lot of people fuck with

493
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Speaker 2: Alex Jones on Twitter, so if like we banned him, then.

494
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Speaker 3: Like that might hurt like our user base.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't want to alienate supporters who make up

496
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Speaker 1: a substantial chunk of Twitter users. So Twitter's been trash,

497
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Speaker 1: turns out.

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Speaker 2: But I know, it's just like it's like, yeah, it's

499
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Speaker 2: like a like a terrible cooking ingredient. It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's bad for you. He's like, but you

501
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 2: can you can do good stuff with it too. They

502
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Speaker 2: can kind of do good stuff with it, like you know,

503
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Speaker 2: don't don't don't don't talk all kinds of shit about Crisco. Right,

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Speaker 2: it does does help something taste good. Didn't tell me

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Speaker 2: your favorite stuff. Actually it's verifiably terrible for you. But like,

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Speaker 2: come on now, speaking of.

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Speaker 1: Trash, the US veto to ceasefire at the UN Security

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Speaker 1: Council meeting. Yeah, basically so. Security Council General Antonio Uteras

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Speaker 1: invoked Article ninety nine, which was a rare move that

510
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Speaker 1: only happens when the Secretary General believes that a matter

511
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Speaker 1: gravely threatens the maintenance of international peace and security forced

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Speaker 1: to vote for a ceasefire in Gaza, and the US

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Speaker 1: alone used their fucking veto power. Everybody else was in

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Speaker 1: favor of it except the UK, who I guess the

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Speaker 1: US have been like, come on, man, no, don't just

516
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Speaker 1: we'll just we'll just don't show up. Let's just play

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Speaker 1: hooky today, right right right right right, yeah, stand from voting.

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Speaker 2: It's just like it's just solf a man, another just

519
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Speaker 2: fucked up cynical note in this whole thing, like you know,

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Speaker 2: the reason behind it too, is so weak and so

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Speaker 2: fucking embarrassing and humiliating and makes me just so fucking angry.

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Speaker 3: The Deputy Ambassador said.

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Speaker 2: That he like said he vetoed it because these are

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Speaker 2: the reasons. He's like, there wasn't enough condemn Hamases in

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Speaker 2: the document, yes sentence, yes exactly. It should have been

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Speaker 2: called the Condemned Hamas Act. And also because the Security

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Speaker 2: Council ignored his suggestions to add more like fucking sentences

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Speaker 2: that were like giving the US like big en up

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Speaker 2: the US for like getting involved, and also like not

530
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Speaker 2: talking about like all of the like saying like horrific

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Speaker 2: attack or like specific things that happened on October seventh. Like,

532
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Speaker 2: so they basically got upset that they weren't allowed to

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Speaker 2: propagandize the resolution itself, which again I don't think even

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Speaker 2: if they did, they would have I don't think they

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Speaker 2: would have voted for it. But I think it's better

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Speaker 2: to use that as the excuse rather than like, oh,

537
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we're like we're all systems go on, you know,

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Speaker 2: just making it rain fucking bombs and shit over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This veto was soon followed by reports that Blinken had

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Speaker 1: invoked emergency powers to bypass Congress and supply nearly fourteen

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Speaker 1: thousand tank rounds to Israel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is and again, like we'll talk about a

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Speaker 2: dimension of this in a way on our episode, our

545
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Speaker 2: Tuesday episode. But like, yeah, when you think that you

546
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Speaker 2: can just go say, oh, we have to just destroy

547
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Speaker 2: al Qaeda and it that's it, or we just have

548
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 2: to get rid of Hamas and that's it, and not

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Speaker 2: actually address any of the underlying things that are happening

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Speaker 2: or understand that a power vacuum is created. Then what

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Speaker 2: it's just so short sighted and like again we're watching

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Speaker 2: the US do its thing, and also see how how

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Speaker 2: weak the UN is, like when it's like trying to

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Speaker 2: be like all right, this is an emergency, this threatens

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Speaker 2: like global peace. Okay, the US out okay, never mind, right,

556
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: never mind?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, see that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems like it shouldn't be. We shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: vetos for you know, international.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how they had to make that charter,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, then, because then the

562
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: whole global South could just be like, aha, I guess

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Speaker 2: what America. Yeah, we're coming for that ass for the

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00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: ship that y'all did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's uh, let's take a quick break

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Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back. And I

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Speaker 1: just keep thinking about that Mitchell and web sketch the weight.

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Speaker 1: Are we the baddies? It's just like full on yeah, truly,

569
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: like such thoroughly cowardly movie villain behavior, like nitpicking bullshit

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00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: and the wording and demanding that it like say nice

571
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Speaker 1: things about the US. Well, now, well they're trying to

572
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Speaker 1: fucking save human lives.

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Speaker 3: What did it say? What did it say? We did?

574
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Speaker 3: Did it say? We helped? M debatable debatable.

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Speaker 1: We have skulls on our hats. We were the only

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Speaker 1: ones voting to keep killing, to not do a cease fire.

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Speaker 2: And the and the reason was because we had a

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Speaker 2: reason really to say that, that's why it's bad.

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Speaker 3: We just turned it into our egos. Also, this this

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Speaker 3: we kind of need this to be propaganda to with this.

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Speaker 1: Could you sweeten the pot in terms of like saying

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Speaker 1: we're cool anyways? Uh? In other news, a big retail

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Speaker 1: group retracted their startling claim about organized shoplifting.

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Speaker 2: You fucking losers, The National Retail Federation.

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Speaker 1: Remember we've looked, we've been on this shit.

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00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: Alec Carritt Santas has been putt just always constantly been

587
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: sounding alarm as well as well as many others.

588
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: But Alec was definitely our endpoint to this about.

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Speaker 2: Being like, there's no fucking crime wave, you pieces of shit.

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Speaker 2: There's no fucking like they're like organized shoplifting rings aren't

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00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: bringing the aren't bringing corporations like Target and fucking Walgreens

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Speaker 2: to their fucking knees. And so the National Retail Federation,

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Speaker 2: which is the trade group who was always saying that,

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Speaker 2: like who said nearly half of the industry's ninety four

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Speaker 2: point five billion dollars in missing merchandise in twenty twenty

596
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Speaker 2: one was the result of organized theft. They had to

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Speaker 2: basically retract that because it was likely closer to five percent.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they just misplaced the decimal point. Dude, that happens

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Speaker 1: to me all the time. That's no, I add a

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Speaker 1: zero A wow, my five person they.

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Speaker 3: Said in like this the article of New York Times.

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Speaker 2: It's sort of going on through all the data and

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Speaker 2: like the retraction it said.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 2: In fact, retail theft has been lower this year in

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Speaker 2: most of the country than it was a few years ago,

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Speaker 2: according to police data. Some exceptions, including New York City, exist,

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Speaker 2: but in most major cities, shoplifting incidents have fallen seven

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Speaker 2: percent since twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 1: It's not the version that I've been told.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, you don't say.

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Speaker 1: New York Times say anything about their role.

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Speaker 2: No, No, where is their retraction too.

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Speaker 3: Do they need did someone else need to maybe file

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Speaker 3: a retraction?

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Speaker 1: Yah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But it's uh, you know, it's like one of

618
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 2: those things too. All you need is you need enough

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Speaker 2: sensational video clips of like black and brown people running

620
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 2: through a store taking stuff, and then you can be

621
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: like and this is why we need more draconian laws.

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Speaker 1: And you just get a handful of videos, a handful

623
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Speaker 1: of examples, and then you just keep showing those over

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00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: and over again. And that's what's sticks in people's brains.

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00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can conjure up like a video every

626
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Speaker 2: four months, yeah you're good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 2: The power of the fucking media, for sure. I think

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Speaker 2: that's also more so than like this retraction. I think maybe,

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe you guys need to.

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Speaker 1: Do a little soul searching, right, interesting, Yeah, it is

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Speaker 1: also interesting, like why are they bothering to retract it? Yeah,

633
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Speaker 1: well we'll see.

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Speaker 3: But I think because enough people were like the math

635
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Speaker 3: ain't math.

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Speaker 1: In uh huh, So they just had to. They just

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Speaker 1: felt the pressure to be like Okay, well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: like you guys know, we're a lobbying group, right, we

639
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: lie for a living. That's kind of our thing.

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00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just because this other outlet was like just

641
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: completely poking holes in like how the fuck is that?

642
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: Even? Like it was truly like how is that possible?

643
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Speaker 2: Like we're looking at other data, like it doesn't square

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Speaker 2: with anything we're seeing even from like the reports from

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Speaker 2: these companies. But they did double down. They were, like

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Speaker 2: they said, even though they retracted it.

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Speaker 3: No no, no.

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Speaker 2: After their retraction, wow, they said, quote, we stand behind

649
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Speaker 2: the widely understood fact that organized retail crime is a

650
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Speaker 2: serious problem impacting retailers of all sizes. At the same time,

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Speaker 2: we recognize the challenges the retail industry and law enforcement

652
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Speaker 2: have with gathering and analyzing an accurate and agreed upon

653
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Speaker 2: set of data.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, all right, Krispy Kreme Donuts? Have it invaded France?

655
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Speaker 1: Despite the fact that Paris is just brimming with delicious

656
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Speaker 1: pastry shops, there is now a Krispy Kreme in Paris

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Speaker 1: and uh. To keep with the theme of this episode

658
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: that marketing is evil and effective. They they like plastered

659
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: the entire city with gorilla marketing like posters and shit

660
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: like that, and it is wildly successful. When it opened

661
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: last week, four hundred people lined up outside. Some have

662
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: been there as early as ten pm the night before,

663
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: which makes sense because the first ten people in line

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Speaker 1: won a year's supply of free donuts.

665
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Speaker 2: That's like a thing that I'm honestly, I'm like, I

666
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: don't know if I need a fucking year supply of fucking.

667
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 1: The year supply of free Krispy Cream donuts would be

668
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: so bad for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, But also like it just stresses me

670
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 2: out too, because like when donuts start getting stale, that's

671
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: when I start eating more. Like I remember buying like

672
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: a dozen Krispy Kremes to race against the clock. Yeah,

673
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 2: and then like you have that one bite, you're like,

674
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 2: oh shit, they're going, They're going, and you're fucking I gotta,

675
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: I gotta just fucking stuff them now.

676
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

677
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 3: Not good, not good, not good.

678
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Speaker 1: I do feel like this is such a so squarely

679
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: in the wheelhouse of like American capitalism and consumerism, Like

680
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: it's I'm gonna keep my eye on this one because

681
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: it feels people line up outside. I'm just like, did

682
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: they work for the CIA? Did they? How did this?

683
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: Like in the same way that that Saddam Hussein toppled

684
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: statue was, you know, they showed that every two minutes

685
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: on CNN, Like this is this is kind of like

686
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: the peacetime version of that. It's like we won, Like

687
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: this is the ultimate cultural victory. Krispy Kreme has taken

688
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: over Paris. They think they're too good for us, but look,

689
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: they love our shit. Yeah, can't get enough of it.

690
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: They're like, oh yeah, oh so I'm guessing your quason

691
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 2: is not actually even comparable to the mighty circle that

692
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: is the glazed donut.

693
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I do get like, I feel like

694
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: nobody's impervious to like these are different categories of human experience,

695
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: you know, like a croissant made in Paris it's poetry. Yeah,

696
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: it is poetry, whereas like a Krispy Kreme donut is

697
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: pushing the scientific boundaries of sugar saturation.

698
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: Right right, you know how much still like it actually

699
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 2: is it ceases to be bread and you're actually just

700
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: eating granulated sugar.

701
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just yeah, it's just marketing mixed with you

702
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: know the fact that they've been recruiting the greatest minds,

703
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: uh coming out of you know, the greatest scientific institutions

704
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: in the world to come work for fucking donuts.

705
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: Like how do you make that glaze just create such

706
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 2: a dopamine response that people are going to line up

707
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: for days? But I mean, you know, like it's if

708
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 2: if the if the quaso.

709
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Speaker 3: Is poetry, then the what the donut is? Uh like

710
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 3: a cool machine gun? Yeah? What it like? I don't

711
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 3: I don't know.

712
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to compare it, but I

713
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 2: guess it is just one of those things too where

714
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Speaker 2: we'll see how.

715
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Speaker 3: Lar it lasts, you know, like if it because it's

716
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 3: like the thing anytime.

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Speaker 2: I remember when Krispy Creams were opening up like outside

718
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 2: of their original like market, it was the same thing. Yeah,

719
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: But I mean, I guess they must be doing well

720
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: because it's not like it's like the Krispy I remember

721
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: when there was like one that opened in Burbank and

722
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 2: it was like a fucking mob scene.

723
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and but that was just that's it's still going strong.

724
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Speaker 2: I think, so maybe maybe we were introducing them to

725
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: the power of a very sweet donuts.

726
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. The the marketing that they did, by the way,

727
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: was illegal, like they just uh plastered the entire city

728
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: with posters, and the deputy mayor like was like, well,

729
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme, you corporation that is publicly traded. I think, hmm,

730
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Speaker 1: you should expect a pretty big fine coming. Yeah.

731
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Speaker 2: Guess what, buddy, that's forty euro per poster you put up.

732
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's coming out of your end.

733
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Speaker 3: Guy.

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Speaker 1: I just we need to stop with fines. Like that

735
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: was the second like There was also a story on

736
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Speaker 1: NPR this morning about how, you know, Trump is not testifying,

737
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: but they were also going through his you know, just

738
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 1: defiance of the gag order that was put on him,

739
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: and they were like, despite multiple fines, it's just like fines, yeah,

740
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: oh wow work for anyone? Who are the people who

741
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: need whose behavior needs to be changed? And they're yeah,

742
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: it's like classist and you know, discriminatory against people who

743
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: are poor, Like, yeah, that's all.

744
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: Fines are unless there's like something to actually create like

745
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 2: a tiered system of like what an individual is fine

746
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: based on their income or whatever, or corporation like they

747
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 2: have to be like devastating. But you know now they're

748
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: just like little taxes now that people can collect, and.

749
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they take into account before they make

750
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: the decision. They're like, okay, well, how many people could

751
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: they possibly find us?

752
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 2: Okay, what could what possibly could a class action lawsuit

753
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: be for the deaths?

754
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: What like ten people die?

755
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, one hundred million dollars. Oh yeah, then it's

756
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: super profitable, Like I'd be not doing my job to

757
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: not risk those ten people's last And then finally, the

758
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Speaker 1: Golden Globes noms dropped Big News May December. Is a comedy.

759
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: I don't know if people saw that one, but it is.

760
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Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.

761
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 2: That movie is about a woman who's gonna play like

762
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: a Mary kay Laturno type character.

763
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's selling mary Kayla Turner around to like

764
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: research research, that's a comedy. That's a comedy, baby.

765
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Speaker 2: You know well, I mean I say that like as

766
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: if I don't understand what's going on. They do that

767
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: because the studio cynically put it. They they sent it

768
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: for consideration as a comedy because they build the dramatic

769
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 2: categories too congested. So that's why The Martian was one.

770
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: It's just a dumb hack to try and get a

771
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: fucking award. The Martian is fucking mel Brooks compared to

772
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 2: The Spider.

773
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Speaker 1: I've seen them both.

774
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, is there anything remotely comedic about it?

775
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's like it's darkly like some of the

776
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: takes could be seen as darkly comedic. It's like they

777
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: have these super melodramatic musical cues that I think are

778
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: like definitely ironic. It's it's a really good I thought,

779
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: but in a way that is like tragic and that

780
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: not Yeah, it's just definitely shines a light under some rocks.

781
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just it's just a way to sneak

782
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: nominees into a category that might be less competitive, but

783
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: it also has to piss off like the filmmakers to

784
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, and Natalie Portman, your performance was.

785
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 3: Hilarious, Thank you so much.

786
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, going up against the all the.

787
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 2: I studied a lot of vaudeville, you know, I really

788
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: wanted to nail the subtleties of it.

789
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's two new categories, one for uh stand up Performances,

790
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: which seems to be an award for stand up comedians

791
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: who put out specials that are like late in their

792
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: career and below their normal standards. Yep, it's like just like,

793
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: I guess the biggest names who put out specials this year,

794
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: they didn't even give it to Like Mulaney didn't get nominated, nominated,

795
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: but like Sarah Silverman, Chris Rock, uh, you know, all

796
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: the big Yeah.

797
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: I don't look, I'm not I'm gonna cast aspersions here.

798
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: I don't think the Hollywood Forum press is equipped to

799
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: actually determine what is good stand up comedy. Yeah, yeah,

800
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: you may have a bit of insight to it.

801
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: The other new category is one we've speculated in the past,

802
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: or it feels like they're going for a thing that

803
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: we've speculated the past, Like I suggest that having one

804
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: category for best film and one category for best movie, right,

805
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: and you know, maybe something could be both, but you

806
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: know that that would be some of the conversations. But

807
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: basically things that are like, you know, a great work

808
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: of art versus things that are just like a good

809
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: time at the movies successfully like executed. They seem to

810
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: kind of do this. They called it a cinematic and

811
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: box office achievement, but it it's weird. It just seems

812
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: like they like, right now, it's just an industry award

813
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: based on who donated the most, Like Guardians of the

814
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: Galaxy Volume three is in there, john Wick WI chapter four.

815
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I saw John Wick Chapter four.

816
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't crazy about it. But some people seem to

817
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: really like it, and some people really like Guardians of

818
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: the Galaxy movies. But it just feels like I wish

819
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: the emphastist was on the like cinematic achievement by a

820
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: movie that did well at the box office sort of

821
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: just like here's some movies that did well at the

822
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: box office, because then it's clear why this exists.

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Speaker 2: Did you do one hundred million? Did you do at

824
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 2: least one hundred million in domestic box office? Yeah, yeah,

825
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 2: it's just the bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Which it did allow them to throw a non

827
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift, which will probably help with ratings.

828
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 3: Oh come so, Taylor, bring Travis. It's gonna be a

829
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Speaker 3: fucking moment.

830
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Speaker 1: Yeah all right. Those are some of the things that

831
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Speaker 1: are trending on this Monday morning and trended over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of

833
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

834
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about supremacy.

835
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Speaker 1: We will talk to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Fight Fight, h