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Speaker 3: How do you guys.

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Speaker 4: Feel whenever I read you the line experts say this, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't actually don't even really hear its line. Really, It's like, sure,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, yes, whatever they're saying, they're experts,

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Speaker 4: so you've gotta trust it, right Brook?

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Speaker 3: But okay, you know.

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Speaker 4: What, save your anti science conspiracy theories for the side

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Speaker 4: podcast Patriots on Parade, Brook and.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey who will say scientists they're experts.

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Speaker 3: What do you think that means?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They could be experts in finance, they could be experts

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Speaker 1: in relationships, they could be there's like a trillion different

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Speaker 2: An expert at.

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, don't trust it, I guess because experts just

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Speaker 4: came out with an article about how long you can

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Speaker 1: If they don't say forever, I don't believe that she

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Speaker 2: Have under my bed at my parents' house.

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to go right to the end of

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Speaker 3: And I never do this, but.

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Speaker 4: May I remind you this comes from candy experts who

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Speaker 4: have researched this intensely.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 4: A good rule of thumb of when to toss your

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Speaker 5: If they hadn't said.

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Speaker 4: That, I totally would have been like if mouldigummy bear

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Speaker 2: Has any ever seen molded candy?

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Speaker 5: I have one time. It was under my bed.

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Speaker 7: On a.

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Speaker 4: They did give expirations in general for the different treats.

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Speaker 4: Dark chocolate lasts longer than milk or white chocolate.

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Speaker 4: Six months for milk, a whole year for dark chocolate

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Speaker 2: I stored in my mouth. That's not hotter in there.

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Speaker 4: Hard candies like lollipops and Jolly Ranchers you can keep

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Speaker 1: I guarantee I've eaten one longer, you know, when they

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Speaker 4: Now, let's move on and get into your shot collar

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Speaker 4: question of the day. Yeah, Digital Jake is good all

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Speaker 3: Give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 8: going full nut or butter. Yeah, we're shining the spotlight

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Speaker 8: United Nations General Assembly Trivia thought. Actually, it's another edition

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Speaker 8: we asked Alexis some of the easiest trivia questions on Earth,

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Speaker 8: off with brook Brook. The first category is nursery rhymes.

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Speaker 8: Alexis Is gonna get it now, Alexis, I will sing

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Speaker 4: I'm ready, I'm ready, All right, here we go, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow

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Speaker 8: Brook bet on her and Alexis. Got it right. Brook

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Speaker 8: Expert out the media, Jeff's right, you can't be an

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Speaker 8: your category is also nursery rhymes on Alexis or against Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the hot street, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: I didn't believe she would do it last time, and

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Speaker 3: She's gonna fall flat on this nursery rhyme.

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Speaker 8: Jeff's betting against her and Alexis. You'll have three seconds

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Speaker 2: Show him Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the

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Speaker 5: Come on, what is the lane?

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Speaker 8: I need silence in the room.

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Speaker 3: Your handsome answer.

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Speaker 8: Please, I won't accept that is dreary lane.

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Speaker 8: Let's go Finally, Jake, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Going to cut you off after yesterday, I have no

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Speaker 5: I don't know what the category is. I'm gonna support

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Speaker 8: Well, let me tell you what it is. Your category

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Speaker 8: Just like before, I will sing or say a nursery rhyme,

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Speaker 8: Get it right for Jose. Are you ready, Alexis, I

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Speaker 8: Reverse nursery rhyme.

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Speaker 7: A party that.

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Speaker 4: Was shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Somebody feels good about it.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever get frustrated with Legos as a kid,

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And if Legos ever stressed you out, then this is

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Speaker 4: a restaurant you're never gonna want to go to. It's

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Speaker 4: a Lego themed restaurant in Denmark called Mini Chefs.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I want to go. My kids would

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Speaker 4: It's right next to Lego and and here's the twist

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Speaker 1: He'd be like, I wanted a flying hot dog with wheels,

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Speaker 4: Normal meal times range anywhere from six to fourteen hours,

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Speaker 4: If the customers can build it, you can enjoy a

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Speaker 5: Actually fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start instituting it in my own house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kids, you want mac and cheese that you know

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Speaker 4: Maury to give gatorade showers to men who find out

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Speaker 4: She never showed up to the airport. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 4: Next Laser stories out of Utah. A guy named Caleb

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Speaker 2: You've always wondered, I've never tasted you'urine. Would I know

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Speaker 4: Question of the Day, Bo's gonna find out once.

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Speaker 5: And for all.

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Speaker 2: I'm just curious, like if you put it on ice.

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Speaker 5: Partial.

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Speaker 2: It's like what people could plain after the meal's eaten.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he got something out of it. His meal was

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Speaker 5: Nobody got to time.

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Speaker 2: Put it well, I mean the driver. It was an

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Speaker 4: Grubhub said in a statement that they've been following up

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Speaker 3: Instead, he got a job at a local juice bar.

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Speaker 4: Immunity boost anyone.

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Speaker 3: Up this next laser stories out of Thanksgiving h Q.

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Speaker 4: Baskin Robbins has just announced its new flavor of the month,

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Speaker 2: This sounds unbelievable. Potatoes are so good, Yes, give me some.

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Speaker 4: One TikToker has tried it and says it's pretty decent. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I bet It's available all month along at Baskin Robbins

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Speaker 2: That looks so good.

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Speaker 7: On Giving Day.

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Speaker 4: Both pictures and links to these festive desserts are gonna

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Speaker 4: be up on our instators at Brook and Jeffrey, Follow

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Speaker 4: drool and subscribe. This next laser story is out of the.

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Speaker 3: Tooth Fairies worst nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, the tooth fair has an enemy.

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Speaker 4: Here's some advice your kids can get on board with.

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Speaker 4: An actual dentist just said that if you want to

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Speaker 4: Halloween candy in one sitting.

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Speaker 2: What woa, because you're just gonna do the damage all

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Speaker 4: This comes from doctor Olivia Mason, and most parents think

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Speaker 1: Does she realize that my kid probably has I'm not

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Speaker 2: I mean it is so heavy he can't carry the box.

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Speaker 3: You better get to work, sit down and eat it.

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Speaker 4: Doctor Mason runs a place near Wheeling, West Virginia, called

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Speaker 3: She gave almost.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 4: She gave the unexpected advice in an interview with her

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Speaker 2: I've been having a few pieces a day for the

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Speaker 4: So if your kids ate their entire haul the day after,

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Speaker 1: Right, and they did it without your knowing, because there's

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Speaker 4: She is getting some blowback from it, but it's just

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Speaker 2: Okay, my children's favorites.

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Speaker 4: The sugar and chocolate isn't graty either, she says, but

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: What's the one thing that can instantly make everything else

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Speaker 3: Taylor Swift warm cookies.

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Speaker 4: The answer, my friends, butter.

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Speaker 3: You can.

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Speaker 4: You can add butter to anything and improve it, use

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Speaker 3: Butter knows best.

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Speaker 4: But did you know it can also be used to

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: More and more.

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Speaker 4: We're living in a gluten free, impossible meat, alternative milk

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Speaker 2: Oh you're coming for oat milk now too.

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Speaker 3: It's a shame.

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Speaker 4: Because experts say you can actually tell a lot about

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Speaker 4: I know most people now don't like toast or butter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I can't stay away from

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Speaker 4: Instead, you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your organic

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Speaker 2: But that was only one ideas to do it.

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Speaker 4: So texting seventy five nine too, tell us if this

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Speaker 3: How do you like to butter your toast?

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Speaker 4: If you think about it, I'm assuming that you're a

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I make sure every corner is covered a

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Speaker 1: It really really bothers me if you don't get the

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Speaker 2: And there is nothing worse on toast than unmelted butter.

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Speaker 4: You're you're a total coverage type of butter, where every

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Speaker 2: I love butter.

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Speaker 5: I'm not like that at all.

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Speaker 4: That means you're methodical, precise, and like to be in

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Speaker 4: Your work will check your browser history so clear regular.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: There we got anybody see that Ashley Madison popping up

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Speaker 4: right to go on? Now, ose what's your go to

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Speaker 4: buttering style when you're an apartment To me, you seem

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Speaker 5: No, see, I'm the opposite.

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Speaker 6: I literally take the butter and I go from upper

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Speaker 3: You fit the simple glider technique.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just casually toss butter on, glided across the

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Speaker 4: That means you're laid back, easy going, and you don't

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Speaker 5: Contraception means to you.

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Speaker 3: The simple glider.

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Speaker 5: And I also don't need it because I'm not having

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how are you not a father?

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Speaker 1: But then I realized I'm alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. Now.

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Speaker 4: We're looking at a study that broke down how you

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Speaker 4: end of the night and drunkenly dunks the entire bread

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Speaker 4: directly into the butter jar.

456
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 8: Yeah.

457
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 2: I didn't at that age a butter eater. It's just

458
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 2: kind of like an extra green I got money for us, right, Well.

459
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 4: Then, I guess you would fit the the barely there, Yeah,

460
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 4: just enough butter to hardly get the job done, not

461
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 4: to drop has.

462
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 5: Like an extra little bit. I'll rub it on, you know.

463
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see it says it means you're a go getter. Oh,

464
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 4: you like to move quickly, you don't waste any time,

465
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 4: and you probably you're a runner.

466
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 3: That makes sense.

467
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you probably lots of corny motivational sayings and

468
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 4: posters up around your house in workspace that helped get.

469
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 3: You through the day.

470
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 2: I mean, I hoot, men above my desk. Does that count?

471
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 3: Does that motivate going?

472
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, yeah.

473
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm personally more of a clumper.

474
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 4: Get it on the toast and like a couple of clumps,

475
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 4: and then I like to like let my mouth do

476
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 4: the spread.

477
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 3: So gross, clumpers involved.

478
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 4: Minimal spreading, just one or two clumps of butter mashed

479
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 4: into the bread. It means you think outside of the

480
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 4: box and you like to do things your own way.

481
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 4: You also tend to be forgetful and disorganized, but you

482
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 4: do have an active libido and many people adore you.

483
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you may have added a couple of.

484
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 4: There right on point. Almost almost said you're basically prince Charming.

485
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 5: When I hear the words active libido, I think of Jazz.

486
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: When I heard the words clumper, I think of Jeff.

487
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 3: Were at a study again.

488
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 4: It's breaking down how you butter your bread and what

489
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 4: it says about you as a person. So some of

490
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Speaker 4: the ones that we didn't mention because we covered everybody

491
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 4: in the room.

492
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: There's would you like some toast with that butter? If

493
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 3: you're the.

494
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 4: Type of person is way more butter than normal, to

495
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 4: the point you can feel the moisture.

496
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,479
Speaker 1: All these My mom when she makes toast for us,

497
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: she does it in the pan and she.

498
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: And she puts butter on both sides.

499
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: I actually have one for that. I'll get to that

500
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 3: in a second.

501
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 4: But people who would like people who like to over

502
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: butter their toast means you have a happy disposition. You

503
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 4: enjoy life and you don't mind over indulging. But there's

504
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 4: a sixty percent chance you'll spend most of your life

505
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 4: alone because you're so sloppy and unpredictable. The negative, but

506
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 4: good Back to your mom. The double sider. Apparently, the

507
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 4: double sider is a sign of high creativity.

508
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 3: You live by your own set of.

509
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 4: Rules and don't mind being the weird one in your

510
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 4: friend group or your family.

511
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 3: Mylone, but this is not good.

512
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 4: You also struggle with staying faithful. You think it is

513
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 4: better both.

514
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 3: In butter and in love.

515
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: Yes, Dad, listen to the show together.

516
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 5: She's eating home records.

517
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 2: Don't get divorced, Arlene.

518
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 3: Who are you listening with right now?

519
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 5: Yeah?

520
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't know where you found that Butterlover's newsletter Butter

521
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: Lover's Weekly part of.

522
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 3: The Yeah, I got it.

523
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 4: That's what your buttering technique says about your personality Again

524
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 4: text in seventy five nine two. If you think it

525
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 4: fit and it was true to who you really are,

526
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 4: we got your phone tap coming.

527
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 7: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

528
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 4: Does anyone here sad that we're done with Halloween a little.

529
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 5: I've been liking it more and more each year.

530
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 4: Well what if I told you were not quite over it?

531
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 4: What if I said, we have one more prank phone

532
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 4: call to me?

533
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I'd be a little late.

534
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 4: To a woman who lives in a neighborhood full of

535
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 4: kids running around on Halloween night. In fact, there were

536
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 4: so many who came to her door. I bet she

537
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: doesn't need even remember my six year old son. He's

538
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: not real, by the way, I made him up for

539
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 4: this call, but I'm gonna remind her about how she

540
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 4: did my kid dirty on Halloween in an extremely awkward,

541
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 4: brand new phone tap right.

542
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 2: Now, I love it another.

543
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 10: Hello? Hi?

544
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 3: Is this Mandy?

545
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 10: Yeah?

546
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 7: This is she.

547
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,719
Speaker 3: Hey, Uh, I'm David.

548
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: You don't know me, but I live a block over

549
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 4: and I got your number from one of your neighbors.

550
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: I hope it's okay that I'm calling.

551
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 10: Is everything okay?

552
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure because the other night on Halloween,

553
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 4: my kid came home crying from your house.

554
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 10: From my house.

555
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't sure at the time, so I was like, hey, Bud,

556
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: what's wrong?

557
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 3: And he wouldn't tell me.

558
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: So I took his little hand and I walked with

559
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 4: him back around the neighborhood after midnight, and on our walk,

560
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 4: he stopped and pointed at your house and he said, there's.

561
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 3: Selfish bads who lived there.

562
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 12: What.

563
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I had the same reaction.

564
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 4: I was like what, because he normally doesn't use that

565
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 4: type of language.

566
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 12: I'm so confused. I mean, we had tons and tons

567
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 12: of kids come to the house. Yeah, Halloween, and we

568
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 12: had tons and tons. I mean we even had candy

569
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 12: left over.

570
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 4: Oh that actually makes sense because he told me every

571
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 4: other house people were very generous and they'd give him,

572
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 4: you know, two, three, four pieces of candy, even a

573
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 4: full sized candy bar. But for some reason, he only

574
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 4: got one piece of candy from you.

575
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 12: So it's Halloween, like it's my house. I mean, we

576
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 12: can have discretion on how many candies we can give out.

577
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 4: You realize that your neighbors are very, very, very generous,

578
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: and it's not a great look on you to be

579
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 4: giving so much less.

580
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 12: Oh okay, yeah, so I'm going to do this with you.

581
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just curious, what is it? Is it because

582
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 4: you didn't like his costume?

583
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 10: This is ridiculous.

584
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 12: No, I literally I give everyone.

585
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 4: Is it because he had a dumb look on his face.

586
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 4: Excuse me because he has that, But I mean, I

587
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: think it's adorable.

588
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 10: Are you for real?

589
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: Right now?

590
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 3: His grandparents always mention it whenever they come over.

591
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 12: So this is absolutely like, who are your him?

592
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 4: I'm the father of the child you emotionally traumatized on Halloween.

593
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 12: I'm not the one emotionally traumatizing the kid you are

594
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 12: for I feel grateful for what he had.

595
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's my fault that my child was upset

596
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 4: that you didn't give him candy.

597
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 12: Yes, absolutely, You're the only person who I'm hearing from

598
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 12: that had a problem with the amount of candy I

599
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 12: would had out.

600
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 4: Okay, not even sympathetic at all to a crying kid.

601
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 3: His unbelievable or his freaking dad. How we're gonna make

602
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: this better? All right?

603
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 8: No?

604
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 12: Absolutely not, Nope, I'm not doing nothing.

605
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: Later tonight, I'm gonna dress him up in his costume again,

606
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 4: even though I know we're already a few.

607
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 3: Days past Halloween. We're gonna come back on you.

608
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 4: We're gonna come back around six pm. Will ring your doorbell?

609
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: Do you hear your first?

610
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 12: Of all, none of that is happening. I'm hanging up

611
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 12: the phone. You're a freaking psycho.

612
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not a psycho.

613
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: I'm a good dad, and making a call like this

614
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 4: is exactly what a good dad would do.

615
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, you really sound like the father of the year,

616
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 12: don't you.

617
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 4: I was Father of the year actually back in twenty fifteen,

618
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: but that was with another family and I ended up

619
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 4: leaving them.

620
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 8: I was what is wrong with you?

621
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: Look, we're just gonna come over there.

622
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 4: You're gonna give him all of the candy in your

623
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 4: house until he's happy, to make it for the emotional

624
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 4: trauma that you have put him through.

625
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 12: But I don't know you, and I don't like you.

626
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 4: You don't like me, like you don't like my son's

627
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 4: costume or his dumb look on his face.

628
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 12: I don't even remember your son.

629
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 3: Well that's nice.

630
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 4: My kid is so forgettable that you don't even remember him.

631
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 4: What Maybe he'll tell his therapist that when he's an adult.

632
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: Thank you.

633
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.

634
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: And by the way, I love roast beef. So if

635
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 4: you can have like a sandwich ready for me when

636
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 4: we come by, that'd make me feel better.

637
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 12: You did not just say that. I'm not making you

638
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 12: a damn standwich.

639
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 3: Go buy one from the supermarket and give it to me.

640
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 12: Then, yeah, this conversation is over, and I'm gonna call

641
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 12: the police and let him know how that you're harassing

642
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 12: me on the phone.

643
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Well when you call him, will you tell

644
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 4: him that you got pranked by a radio show called

645
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

646
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: Let them know that. What Because I'm.

647
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 4: Not really your neighbor, I'm a radio host and your

648
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,959
Speaker 4: friend Shlina asked us to prank you.

649
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 12: No way, yeah way, Oh my god, you cannot.

650
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 4: She said that you both love Halloween and you guys

651
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 4: had a record number of trick or treaters the other night,

652
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 4: so she thought we could mess with you.

653
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 12: Oh you are making me so angry?

654
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 4: Are you angry? Because of the dumb look? I'm like

655
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 4: kid's face. There's nothing you can do about that.

656
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 3: The poor kid, I mean, I mean, he's not he's

657
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: not real.

658
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: I made him up, I know, wake up every morning was.

659
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 7: The twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

660
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 4: Typically people come to us for help when they can't

661
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: get someone they like to call them back.

662
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not the case today.

663
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says the woman he went out with,

664
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 4: is still one hundred percent in contact with him?

665
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: WHOA.

666
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 3: In fact, she's.

667
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 4: Blowing up his phone non stop problem, very angry emails,

668
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 4: demanding that he come find o angry.

669
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: Well, he's whears.

670
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 4: It's all a simple misunderstanding, and now he just needs

671
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 4: a chance to explain before she calls the cops. Oh,

672
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 4: you're gonna hear why in your brand new second date

673
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 4: update right.

674
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: After this second date update.

675
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 4: We're entering dangerous territory just by doing this phone call.

676
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: Really, because the.

677
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 4: Guy we're speaking with may or may not currently be

678
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 4: involved in an ongoing crime.

679
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh no, did he call us collect?

680
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 3: You did not call us collect?

681
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 5: And I said may or may not.

682
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 4: It's nothing major, just to run of the mill grand

683
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Speaker 4: theft auto that happened during his first.

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Speaker 5: Ye If he's not, why would you even bring it up.

685
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, we've all been there. Yeah, one second,

686
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 4: you're flirting talking about your hobbies. Next minute you're hot

687
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 4: wiring a Beamer convertible while she looks out for the cops.

688
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: Nice choice, youist.

689
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: I'm just speculating on it, but let's talk to Jason

690
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 4: and get all the details first.

691
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: Jason welcome to the show.

692
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,479
Speaker 10: Hey, thanks for having me.

693
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: This is actually a Honda a chord y.

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00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 4: You know, a lot to unpack here, But why don't

695
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 4: you start at the beginning? Tell us about this happened

696
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 4: on a date?

697
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you actually hot wired a car?

698
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no, I did not.

699
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: I may may have made that part of it, but

700
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: I mean, like I thought so, but then his response

701
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, what that's on me?

702
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 5: Has this been diesel?

703
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 3: I was just guessing? But tell us about the date

704
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: that you went on. Who's the girl?

705
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 10: So I met Laura on a dating app?

706
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you like about her?

707
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 10: You know, honestly, like, she's just my type. She's got

708
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 10: a great personality, she's funny, keeps a conversation.

709
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 4: Clean, criminal record important exactly, Yeah, really good credit score.

710
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 2: That's funny, Jason, that's awesome.

711
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you know, she was just my type physically

712
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 10: attractive too. She definitely like worked on all that stuff.

713
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 10: But anyways, nice, we're having a date, you know, decided

714
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 10: to meet for dinner.

715
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty normal so far.

716
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, everything's going fantastic. To be honest with you, and

717
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 10: I normally would just be you know, after a first date.

718
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 10: Just split ways there and just take aodbye. But it

719
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 10: was going so well that I was like, do you

720
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 10: want to maybe grab dessert?

721
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, go to a second spot. You're just feeling it.

722
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: You don't want it to end. That's such a great feeling.

723
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 4: So was the ice cream shop so far away you

724
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 4: needed to steal a car in order to drive there?

725
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 4: How do we get to stealing a car?

726
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 10: Well, first of all, I didn't steal a car.

727
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 3: Oh, we were on.

728
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 10: Our way to get dessert. She offered to use your car,

729
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 10: which was fine. We were walking back to her place.

730
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: Use her car. Most people say drive, but yeah, okay,

731
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so a.

732
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 5: Truth to go use the products?

733
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 10: Yeah okay, yeah, So she offered to drive her car,

734
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 10: and so we walked back to her place. And on

735
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 10: the way there, I get a text message from my

736
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 10: friend and he's he tells me about this pop up

737
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 10: event that this DJ we love is putting on. Oh

738
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 10: it's outside the city, so it's not just like walking distance.

739
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,959
Speaker 13: And okay, okay, yeah I mean, And so I asked Laura,

740
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 13: I just said, do you min if I borrow your

741
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 13: car for something really important?

742
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 2: Wait? What why would you ask her to go with you.

743
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: Do you have a car, you could go get your

744
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: own car.

745
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 10: I don't have a car right now?

746
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so you asked you asked to borrow her

747
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 4: car to go to this event.

748
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 10: Probably, I mean like it was our first date and

749
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 10: my friend just hit me up. I really, it wasn't

750
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 10: really my role to invite her. My friend invited me.

751
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 12: It was.

752
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 10: It's like, it's like our favorite detail.

753
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: Like that is an inappropriate question on a first date,

754
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: but asking to use someone's car totally cool.

755
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 10: I was. I was in a pinch and I wanted

756
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 10: to make it there. She did give me permission? She should?

757
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 8: I trust you?

758
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 9: Wow, I would make you, she said, yes, he must.

759
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 3: You must be a pretty awesome guy or a very

760
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 3: good looking.

761
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: Guy, or she's just not very good at decision making.

762
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only decide with you on this case. I

763
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 4: think there's something to you that made her trust you.

764
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 10: I mean, like, the car is fine. I'm trying to

765
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 10: give it back. It's just the timing was off.

766
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 3: Wait, you still have it?

767
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 10: I do have I've been trying to give it back.

768
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 2: Oh wait, did she know why you took it? Where

769
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 2: you were going?

770
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 10: No? I just said something important came up and she

771
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 10: didn't ask. She just said, I, yeah.

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00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 8: It, sweetheart.

773
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 4: She's probably thinking that some sort of like emergency where

774
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 4: you have to like rush to the hospital.

775
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 2: Or yeah, did you skip dessert too, Brooke?

776
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 10: Oh, horaphic, you cannot have jear me, Sue, there was

777
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 10: no desert.

778
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: Okay, know why.

779
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 3: She's not calling back.

780
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: That's kind of like bailing on her though, because like

781
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: the date was still continuing.

782
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: So not only did you take her car leave, but

783
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: you left kind of in the middle of plans.

784
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 5: Physically bailed on.

785
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, was the show worth it?

786
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 2: What all the show?

787
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 4: I mean, Brooke cares about whether or not the dessert.

788
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 4: I want to know about the show that he left

789
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 4: to go see.

790
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 5: You want to know about the girl.

791
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 10: I mean, honestly, the show is great and I'm so

792
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 10: glad I went.

793
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 3: Okay, something good came out of it.

794
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: She's not calling you back and you have her car.

795
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 10: Well, she has left me some voicemails and she's like

796
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 10: basically upset. But here's the thing, though, I texted her

797
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 10: the next day, but by the time she got back

798
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 10: to me, I was already at work, and unfortunately, I

799
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 10: like I said, I don't have a car, so I

800
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 10: took her car to work, and then it's been like

801
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 10: three days now.

802
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

803
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 2: I mean I would be calling the police.

804
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would think that this guy has stolen my car.

805
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: He's a total feet.

806
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 4: He didn't think better than calling the police, call us,

807
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 4: we have more stords.

808
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she is freaking out? Is her voicemails

809
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: that she leaves? Is she just livid?

810
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 3: Why do you always assume the worst brooke?

811
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 5: He has her car?

812
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 3: Bet, she's casual, isn't she casual?

813
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 5: Jason's freaking out?

814
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 10: Well, it started casual, but now it's done like a

815
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 10: handful of voicemails and she's pretty upset. Yeah, okay, I

816
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 10: mean like I'll touch back and try to set up

817
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 10: a time and she can't, and then it's just like

818
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 10: she just gets more angry.

819
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: Are you looking for another date too?

820
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: Or are we just trying to set up a time

821
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: for y'all to meet and do this car exchange.

822
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 10: I would love to go on a date with her,

823
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 10: and I've to get this car back to her.

824
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 3: Okay, look at that.

825
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that he has come to us asking

826
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 4: for help returning the car proves that he's not a thief,

827
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 4: he's not malicious. Yeah, and he wants to find love

828
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 4: out of this whole.

829
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: Experience, and a date would be a good time to

830
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: get the car back.

831
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 8: It would be you know, So let's do this.

832
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 4: We're gonna come back, We're gonna call Laura, and we're

833
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 4: gonna explain everything. Oh, get her car back to her,

834
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update.

835
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 10: Right, I'm ready, Right, here we go.

836
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 3: Second date update Top three first date mistakes.

837
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 4: Okay, showing up late, being rude to the wait staff,

838
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 4: accidentally stealing your date's car, and holding on to it

839
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 4: for several days.

840
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 5: So what a stereotype.

841
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 4: Because that's what happened with one of our listeners, Jason recently,

842
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 4: and stealing isn't really the right word, because he got

843
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: permission from his date, Laura, to borrow her car temporarily.

844
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: She thought it was probably for the night, but.

845
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 4: Afterwards, Jason hasn't been able to coordinate a time and

846
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: a place to return it, so he's been driving it

847
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 4: around to work and to other events. It gives us

848
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 4: two goals for today's call. One is to get Laura's

849
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 4: car back into her possession and then two fanaggle our

850
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 4: way into getting them on another romantic date.

851
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: Which is going to be real hard when she's leaving

852
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: him angry voicemails right now.

853
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: But I believe in us.

854
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to know, Jason, if we can get

855
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 4: Laura on the phone, here, is it okay if we

856
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 4: tell her that you took her car for a pop

857
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 4: up DJ show.

858
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 10: Honestly, I really would like to go on another date

859
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 10: with her, So I'm hoping maybe we could just leave

860
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 10: it out.

861
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 7: Yeah.

862
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: I think that's a smart choice to make something up.

863
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 4: A baby stuck in a well out in the countryside,

864
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 4: so you went to go save it.

865
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: I just think that maybe we just leave it generic.

866
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 2: He needed the.

867
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: Car, Okay, let her come to her own conclusions.

868
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: Sure, I bet she doesn't really care. I bet she

869
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: just wants her car back.

870
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 3: Or Jason, you can tell her yourself if you feel

871
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 3: up for it.

872
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 10: Hey, Yeah, I mean I guess you can kind of

873
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 10: test the waters first.

874
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure at the point when you're all laughing

875
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: about the whole situation together, then you can throw him.

876
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look back on this as a funny joke

877
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: on your wedding. Anyway, let's call Laura here. We'll see

878
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 3: if she picks up.

879
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking for Laura. Hey, Laura,

880
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna apologize in advance for this phone call. But

881
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 4: you're on the radio right now with broken Jeffrey in

882
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 4: the morning.

883
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 5: Were you apologizing? It's a good thing.

884
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 14: I'm on the radio.

885
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, we're here to help.

886
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 14: How did how did you get my phone on? But

887
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 14: I don't understand like that.

888
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 4: Why we were asked to call you from one of

889
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 4: our listeners who he went on an interesting date with recently.

890
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: God, and you are the nicest person we may have

891
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 1: ever had on this show.

892
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 3: Immediate, sweetheart, Are you sitting down right now?

893
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: Yes?

894
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 4: Why because the person that we're calling about actually he

895
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 4: has your car.

896
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 14: No, you're not talking about him.

897
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeahson, looking for Jason. Oh my gosh, on behalf of Jason.

898
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 4: We apologize so much for the confusion that's happened over

899
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:38,959
Speaker 4: the last few days.

900
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: I mean, what a dummy he is.

901
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 14: Well you should be apologizing. This isra I need to

902
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 14: get my car back.

903
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 5: You need to get yeah, yeah, we agree.

904
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 3: That's part of what we're doing here.

905
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 4: We'd like to help you and Jason coordinate a time

906
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 4: in order for that to happen.

907
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 14: But we also that's what I've been trying to do.

908
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not then, but the all us, you know,

909
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 4: the car confusion aside, Like Jason, pretty cool guy, right,

910
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a.

911
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 14: Good I wouldn't call him that. I wouldn't call him that.

912
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, what were you thinking when he

913
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: asked to borrow your car on a first date and

914
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: you said yes?

915
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 3: And we said that in the nicest way post.

916
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, well okay, so I don't know what he told you,

917
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 14: but at the end of our days, he was like, oh,

918
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 14: let's go get the sirt, let's go have a nightcap,

919
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 14: Let's have a sweet time.

920
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he was having such a good time

921
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 2: with you. He didn't want the night to end.

922
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 14: So well it did because he got a text on

923
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 14: his phone and he looked at me and he was like,

924
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 14: it's city Hall. I work for city Hall. It's an

925
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 14: urgent matter, and I borrow your car.

926
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: Wait, he told you he worked for city Hall, like Batman.

927
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 14: Or something, But he says it's a matter of urgency.

928
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 14: He like literally drives off like Batman. I'm shocked. I

929
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 14: wanted to help he asked very sweetly, and I was like, oh, okay,

930
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 14: that's fine. And then I can't get in touch with him, right,

931
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 14: so I call city Hall and try to figure out

932
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 14: from his name, you know, because I was personal name, right.

933
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 14: But it turns out he doesn't really work for city

934
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 14: Hall in an extremely professional matter. He works in the

935
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 14: genitorial apartment, which is fine, but I'm not sure why

936
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 14: he would need my car.

937
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 4: Laura, Are you saying that if you're just a janitor

938
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 4: at city Hall, then you don't have the authority to

939
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 4: take someone's car on official government business.

940
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm saying that they have emergencies too.

941
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: I mean it could have been a water main break, right,

942
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: Like I'm just saking, like documents could have been at risk.

943
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 14: But well, then why wouldn't he give it back to me?

944
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 2: I think he's trying about thirty.

945
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 14: Minutes away from calling the police, so he needs to

946
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 14: get my card.

947
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 12: Definitely don't like not funny.

948
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: And you don't have to do that because Jason is

949
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 4: actually on the other line right now in my car

950
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 4: wanting to drive it wherever.

951
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 2: You tell me, what are you doing?

952
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 8: Idiot? Like?

953
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 4: What?

954
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 3: Well he's hearing all that, Jason, there I don't care.

955
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 14: I don't even know what this is. But he called

956
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 14: the radios. Is how you guys thought he did something illegal?

957
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 3: Jason, anytime you could jump in.

958
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 10: I mean it's okay. I don't even know to say.

959
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 10: I've been trying to meet up with you and stuff

960
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 10: like that, and I didn't steal your car. It's not

961
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 10: like I go without you knowing.

962
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 14: Jac Just tell me what you use the car for.

963
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

964
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 11: I mean, listen, I really want the opportunity to be

965
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 11: honest with you, because I do think it's important to

966
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 11: be honest, and you know, first of.

967
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 10: All, I do work at city Hall, so I mean

968
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 10: like I was telling the truth there.

969
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, to give him credit for that, Laura.

970
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, I'll give him credit for moppy before it's

971
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 14: the city hall.

972
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 10: Sure.

973
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 3: Okay, out the paper towels in the bathrooms too.

974
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 10: I will not take that personal because I'm like, you're

975
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 10: just trying to be mean and you're upset. But I

976
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 10: just hear me out.

977
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 14: It was a very okay waiting day.

978
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 10: So there was a huge pop up event that just

979
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 10: happened that take place. It was a surprise, My are

980
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 10: you kidding me? Just hear me out. Though it was.

981
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 10: My best friend texted me it was for the moment. Obviously,

982
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 10: I would never try to hurt you or try to

983
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 10: lie to you or do anything to like are you

984
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 10: here right now? But it was like, so just it

985
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 10: was our favorite dj J.

986
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 14: You made it seem like it was really urgent in

987
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 14: the city hall, like you're a freaking batman or something. Okay,

988
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 14: and it was a pop up DJ event.

989
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 10: Well, where we were located in the time it was

990
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 10: short notice and where we were located in house.

991
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 4: Shut up.

992
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: I think that's really good advice.

993
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 14: I'm done with the story this out to you. You

994
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 14: called the radio, get me my car. I don't really

995
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 14: want to ever speak to you again.

996
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 4: I think the good news is that even though we've

997
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 4: obviously gone down a rocky road here, their relationship and

998
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 4: their goodwill is still intact.

999
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: Are you hearing the same?

1000
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 14: I'm really okay, guys, I love that. Do you think

1001
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 14: it's funny? But I'm really not interested in this conversation.

1002
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: In my car.

1003
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 10: I know you're not interested in this conversation right now,

1004
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 10: but what about a conversation when I drop off the car,

1005
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 10: we'd meet for dinner.

1006
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 4: We can have another no, no, the tempers are running

1007
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 4: hot right now. Maybe after we all calm down, we

1008
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 4: can think about like maybe having a little bit of

1009
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 4: a romantic connection going on.

1010
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 14: Good So you would have a romantic connection with someone

1011
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 14: who stole your car for three days? That is stupid.

1012
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 3: I mean it works in the movies.

1013
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 14: I like, yeah, I haven't been able to get worse. No,

1014
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 14: but having to get writ from friends.

1015
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: Jason, would you be willing to take Laura to work?

1016
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 2: No, Jeffrey, shut up. She is gonna hang up before

1017
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 2: we get her her car back. I'm gonna say, like

1018
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 2: in the next like hour, you should probably drop it off.

1019
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 7: Jason, how about thirty minutes.

1020
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you were really lucky she hasn't called

1021
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: the car.

1022
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 10: I mean honestly, like I could probably do it in

1023
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 10: like closer to like forty five minutes, because I thirty

1024
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 10: minutes is cutting away too closet. I know, I'm not

1025
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 10: trying to be at pain, Laura. You just you want

1026
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 10: it now, and that's fine. But at forty five minutes.

1027
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: His favorite DJ set doesn't end for another twenty minutes,

1028
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 4: so you gotta shut it out for you can return

1029
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 4: the car at a morning concert.

1030
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just dropped the car.

1031
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 14: As long as you get there in forty five minutes, I'm.

1032
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 2: All right, A right, we did what they did it.

1033
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 4: Congratulations Jason, you're not going to jail?

1034
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 5: Well, we don't know. They could be waiting.

1035
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 4: Look Jeffrey in the morning, Oh man, are you serious?

1036
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 4: I didn't even get to offer them a gift hard

1037
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 4: for ten percent off oil changes a jiffy loose.

1038
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 2: I mean, Jeffery, your positivity on this one. Wow? Yeah, dude,

1039
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: is she going to get her car back? That's what

1040
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: I'm worried about.

1041
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: Well, you better or else the cops are going to

1042
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 3: be coming after him.

1043
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 5: I guess where he lives.

1044
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 3: I don't think so, That's what I'm saying.

1045
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 4: But it would be funny if the police were there

1046
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 4: waiting for him to show.

1047
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 5: She could him and say wait here.

1048
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 4: I don't think he'd find the humor in not funny

1049
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 4: for him, but for us hilarious.

1050
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 5: Good he calls us from jail for an awkward Tuesday?

1051
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 5: Can you mail me out?

1052
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: We're like, no, maybe his story is going to end

1053
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: up as a laser story.

1054
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 3: We're going to keep you updated about this one way

1055
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 3: or the other.

1056
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 4: Find out you'll find out yeah, exactly, But we can

1057
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 4: always try and help you with your dating life. As

1058
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 4: you've seen, we will go to the ends of the

1059
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 4: earth and try and get you a second date update,

1060
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 4: no matter how stupid we end.

1061
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 5: If this doesn't prove it, nothing does.

1062
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 4: So email the show. We'll call that person was a

1063
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: calling you back. Check out all of our second date updates,

1064
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 4: by the way, at the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast wherever

1065
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 4: you gets yours on Spotify, on Apple Podcasts wherever.

1066
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 7: Yeah brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1067
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 4: Whenever you hear interviews with successful music artists and athletes,

1068
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 4: they always talk about the number one thing that motivated

1069
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: them to get where they are today is all the haters. Yes,

1070
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 4: all the teachers who openly doubted them, all those bullies

1071
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 4: in school who made fun of them for being.

1072
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: Who they were.

1073
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 5: Tell my story here, Jeffy.

1074
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 4: And set them on a lifelong mission to rise up

1075
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 4: and prove them wrong.

1076
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 6: Ah, you think I talked too much teachers, I'm gonna

1077
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 6: talk for a living.

1078
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, how you like that?

1079
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 2: I actually agree with the teachers.

1080
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 4: But that's why today, you know what to all of

1081
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 4: my teachers who ever told me that I was talented?

1082
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 4: To all my family members who invested hundreds of thousands

1083
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 4: of dollars into my private.

1084
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: School education and music lessons, and.

1085
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: All my quote unquote friends who said I was gonna

1086
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 4: make it big someday and they couldn't.

1087
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 8: Wait to cheer me on.

1088
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 15: I just want to say, guess what what, look at me.

1089
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 2: Now, it didn't work.

1090
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 5: It's out to you wrong.

1091
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 3: Get through a big success, not me.

1092
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 8: So take that.

1093
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: Everybody.

1094
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 5: You're gonna feel dumb.

1095
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 3: Forever believing in me when you hear my brand.

1096
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 2: New Song of the Week program shaking her head right down.

1097
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 4: To eat those compliments coming up at eight ten.

1098
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 3: It is song of the week time, let's say.

1099
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 4: And over the years, I've made it a tradition where

1100
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 4: like once or twice every year I put a pause

1101
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: on all the normal holiday hubbub and I shine a

1102
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 4: spotlight on the underappreciated jobs of the world.

1103
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 2: I love when you did that. It makes people feel

1104
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: so important.

1105
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 4: Get ready TikTok for forty three views this week. And

1106
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 4: before I tell you who I'm singing about, let's just

1107
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 4: take a quick look back at all the different careers

1108
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 4: that I've.

1109
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: Sang for people.

1110
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 4: Chances are I've already covered you but there's been the

1111
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 4: male carriers, the sanitation workers, the guys with the bright

1112
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 4: orange glow sticks at the airports. Yeah, not the ones

1113
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 4: on the tarmac. I'm talking about the hippies going to

1114
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 4: Burning Man, stumbling around Hudson News and they're like, can

1115
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 4: I get a sausage McMuffin with geese?

1116
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: And like, nope, wrong store, buddy.

1117
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 2: That was such a sentimental song I'll never forget.

1118
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 3: So many tears shed, and.

1119
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 5: They felt very important.

1120
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 4: I'm sang about all these different people, all these different careers,

1121
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 4: but I'm almost embarrassed to say I've not highlighted this

1122
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 4: one particular group yet. Who's more than deserving of our

1123
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 4: love and appreciation?

1124
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 2: Who is it?

1125
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 8: Jeh?

1126
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the hard working noble school bus drivers.

1127
00:51:59,560 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 7: Ah.

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00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 3: Yes, a mess, so many of them out there.

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00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 4: It's a job that you're probably not gonna get a

1130
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 4: lot of people like jumping to sign up for.

1131
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm some questionable ones in my day.

1132
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: Well, same, there was one that maybe smoked too much

1133
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: of something and kept forgetting us all.

1134
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 10: Something.

1135
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 2: No, he was smoking.

1136
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 3: But that's the thing.

1137
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 4: It's a tough job where you're waking up at the

1138
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 4: crack of dawn to drive a bunch of rowdy, screaming,

1139
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 4: smelly children around all day and you're.

1140
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: Not getting paid nearly enough to do it with just.

1141
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 5: You in the car.

1142
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: If anyone wants seat belts in those buses, it is

1143
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: the bus drivers, not because of safety, just because just

1144
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: keep them down, keep them bustled in any.

1145
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 8: Sort of.

1146
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: In your fricking seats. It's a huge responsibility.

1147
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 8: It is so.

1148
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 3: Yes, school bus.

1149
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 4: Drivers are finally getting their long overdue song.

1150
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 5: If you're a school driver.

1151
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: Not while you're driving, please, but the last school bus

1152
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: drivers turn us on in the morning.

1153
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: I love it.

1154
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 4: So this is for them, and that's why instead of

1155
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,439
Speaker 4: doing the big hit that started on TikTok Little Boo

1156
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 4: Thing by.

1157
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 2: Paul Russell, this is such a fun song.

1158
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 4: It's young Jefferies little school thing, Yes, for all the

1159
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 4: bus drivers.

1160
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 2: Okay, speak quiet, let the bus driver hear this.

1161
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: Sit down a point when I'm ready. Points.

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00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 15: Let me tell you drive a little school thing, little

1163
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 15: yellow bus crew taking food ands to the homes. I

1164
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 15: don't know the cool slang, but I'm.

1165
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 3: Making like a tree with the roots that I follow.

1166
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 3: Tell him, I'm tell him, I'm stressed. Uber Xcel with

1167
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 3: the DAYCAREFLEXI know yelling.

1168
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 4: The yelling's intense, got my ears ringing like the bell.

1169
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 5: And big vent Hello.

1170
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 15: Trying to keep an eye on the street, of the

1171
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 15: eye on the kids in the mirror where I peep? Okay,

1172
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 15: cause if I don't go take a peep, it's Monday night.

1173
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 3: Raw in the back road. See you. Lessons I learned

1174
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 3: to you, so don't drop a ca it off on

1175
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 3: the wrong lawn, don't use duct tape on the bad ones.

1176
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 3: Never drink when you drive, but it's cool when you're done.

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00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 3: Natty light sound good.

1178
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 8: Come get ya.

1179
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 3: If you late, I'm gonna ditch ya.

1180
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 15: If you stand up or re sit ya comes summer time,

1181
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 15: I won't miss you. Pick the back, all the front, southwest,

1182
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 15: holes it where you want, keep your hands in the bus.

1183
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: Double beef if a money, back it up.

1184
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 15: Cruising out of one way, got twelve cocks craml of

1185
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 15: me another right, stops to go tapping on my break

1186
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,479
Speaker 15: like Usher did back in the day.

1187
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 5: Just nice and slow.

1188
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 4: Rude guy driving up bends all of my bumper like

1189
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 4: a pair of.

1190
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 15: Depends on no getting up, getting upset and loving light

1191
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 15: Taylor swip loving TEMs.

1192
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 7: You go, Tommy, for.

1193
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 5: God's sake, no eating soup on the fire.

1194
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 2: I know where you live.

1195
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 15: Oh open my squeaky door. Uh oh who the brakes

1196
00:54:55,200 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 15: are creaky? So what oho my coffee? Drink some show, dude,

1197
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 15: I smell peepee. Oh, gotta say a few things. All

1198
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 15: your little kids not insane?

1199
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 3: Don't you know?

1200
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 15: Any tackle Tuesday should be get in some hazard paid

1201
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 15: for what I.

1202
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 5: Enduh doing them doing them.

1203
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 3: The laps always gotta stop bit fill the.

1204
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 15: Train tracks on know bringing up, bringing that class better,

1205
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 15: not passing my reclights.

1206
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 3: Laps like no a cotelectua to the.

1207
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 16: School, connect you and drop off, ejectya little stop signed

1208
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 16: to protect you, go and off fetcha through the rain

1209
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 16: the snow with bad web, bad traffic Finessia keep your

1210
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 16: children say for no pressure.

1211
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah with the usher reference, Oh my god, I loved all.

1212
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,760
Speaker 3: Of it because you love the oldest reference.

1213
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: I loved it in the Southwest seeded, I mean you

1214
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: can't sit in the back of the bus.

1215
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: List you're cool, that's the yeah thing.

1216
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever rode a bus, Jeffrey,

1217
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: but you do not make that grave mistake.

1218
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, saying I'm not allowed on the back of

1219
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 3: the bus.

1220
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 5: No, you know, in the middle of the bus.

1221
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,720
Speaker 2: I was definitely I was in the front.

1222
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, on the bus driver's lap. Yeah, that's your

1223
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 4: song of the week for all the bus.

1224
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: Drivers section seventy five nine two. Tell us what you

1225
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 3: thought about it.

1226
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 4: We're gonna post a video up on the Brook and

1227
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 4: Jeffrey socials on our TikTok on YouTube, Instagram, everywhere at

1228
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.

1229
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 2: Guys, and you gotta go see the YouTube videos. You

1230
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: can learn the lyrics and then sing it to your

1231
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 2: bus driver.

1232
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great, love that. Thats totally wone annoyed them. Yeah,

1233
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 3: thanks for listening.

1234
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1235
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 4: You gotta text seventy five to ninety two that says, hey,

1236
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 4: I know that song. My sister's cousin exposed her cheating

1237
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 4: husband to it on TikTok.

1238
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: Oh nice.

1239
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 4: That video actually gave me the inspiration to write this song,

1240
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 4: so I'm glad you brought that up again.

1241
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 3: Thank you. But if you missed it.

1242
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 4: Instead of singing Paul Russell's viral TikTok song Little Booth Thing,

1243
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 4: I sang my own version called little school thing dedicated

1244
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 4: to all the hard working school bus drivers out there

1245
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 4: who deserve our respect and our appreciation because they're carrying

1246
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 4: around the most precious cargo.

1247
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 3: Of all the loads of fire extinguishers. They've got like

1248
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 3: six or seven on every single bus.

1249
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 4: I see we're getting some more feedback on the textboard, Brook,

1250
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 4: What do you got?

1251
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 2: I really like this one.

1252
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: It says my mom was a school bus driver for

1253
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: twenty years.

1254
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 2: Wow, and trust me, it was thankless.

1255
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: One time she found gum under a kid's seat and

1256
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: made him put it back.

1257
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 2: In his mouth.

1258
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not sure it was his, but no, she

1259
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: had had enough.

1260
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 4: Okay, now I see why she's not a school bus

1261
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 4: driver anymore.

1262
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 3: Didn't let her keep driving her route after that.

1263
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet that kid never did it again,

1264
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 2: learned his lesson.

1265
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 3: Thanks you, school bus mom.

1266
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 4: But if you missed it, if you want to hear

1267
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 4: it again, you can always go see all of us

1268
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 4: grooving out to the song and the video.

1269
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Alexis doesn't stop dancing. It's the entire.

1270
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 4: Check it out at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page

1271
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 4: on our Facebook Insta in TikTok and please rate and

1272
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 4: comment Brooks outfit today Now it's I want.

1273
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 7: To know what they have to say Brook and Jeffrey

1274
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 7: in the morning.

1275
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: US.

1276
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 3: It is November three.

1277
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 4: We're getting close to the end of the year here, Brook,

1278
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 4: and you're also getting close to a huge milestone in

1279
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 4: this segment. What's that because you have to admit you've

1280
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 4: lost quite a bit this year, more than usual.

1281
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 2: In life as well.

1282
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, not Brook's strongest showing it's not this year.

1283
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 4: But in all the time that you've played this trivia game,

1284
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 4: you have never had thirty losses in a single calendar year.

1285
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 4: Just standing at twenty nine losses right now.

1286
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 7: No.

1287
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 5: No, if we were in Vegas right now, I would

1288
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 5: betting against.

1289
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 2: Your Brook losses. It's not bad for an entire year.

1290
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that good though.

1291
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 4: Come on a weekend, there's a chance you might get

1292
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 4: to thirty losses when you take on Ben today, because

1293
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 4: he's already beat you once before.

1294
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 7: His all time.

1295
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 4: Record is one three and one. Brooke, what do you

1296
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 4: have to say to Ben.

1297
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 3: Good? One broke.

1298
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 5: For Brook it's Ben fun.

1299
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna tell him to bend over and.

1300
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 3: She's coming on to you.

1301
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 8: Ben, did you beat me?

1302
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: This year.

1303
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 4: I know that means he's due for another victory, Brookes.

1304
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 4: So you think about that while you leave and while

1305
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 4: she heads out. You know the rules, Ben, You got

1306
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 4: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1307
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you can say past. But you

1308
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 4: do have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?

1309
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 7: I am ready.

1310
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 3: Let's shoe it for a chance at history. Good luck.

1311
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is national? And which day?

1312
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 4: According to the dictionary? How is a club sandwich different

1313
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 4: than any others?

1314
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 10: It has three meets?

1315
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 4: Since she's four presidents make up Mount Rushmore, George Washington,

1316
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and who else?

1317
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 10: Oh Roosevelt.

1318
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 7: In the.

1319
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 4: Disney story Princess Tiana and the Frog takes place in

1320
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 4: what American city.

1321
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 3: Taco.

1322
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 4: Bell's longest standing slogan was think outside the What I

1323
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 4: said that was terrible? Hold on clearing up everything on

1324
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 4: our side?

1325
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 10: All right?

1326
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 3: Brook is back in the studio. How do you think?

1327
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 4: Do you think it was enough to give Brook her

1328
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 4: thirtieth loss?

1329
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 7: Ben?

1330
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 10: I do not, Brook. I think you're fine.

1331
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 5: Don't even worry.

1332
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 2: What happened to the confidence?

1333
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 8: Ben?

1334
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 10: Oh my god? It was terrible.

1335
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might just be trying to get in your

1336
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 4: head though.

1337
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 7: Bro.

1338
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh man, how was your twenty twenty three Ben?

1339
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 7: Ben?

1340
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 2: You look back, you're like, Man, I was a loser.

1341
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 2: I was a winner.

1342
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 10: Where we're at, it's pretty good.

1343
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1344
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 10: My youngest is artistic and she finished high school this year,

1345
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 10: so that a pretty big deals. Yeah, thank you.

1346
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you.

1347
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 3: Should have her call in and beat Brook.

1348
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 10: Yeah right, yeah, I love it.

1349
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 3: That'd be good to you. Go here, Okay, here we go, Brook?

1350
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: You ready?

1351
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Sandwich Day. According

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Speaker 4: to the Dictionary, how's a club sandwich different than any others?

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Speaker 2: A club has three pieces of bread.

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Speaker 4: Four presidents make up Mount Rushmore, George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt,

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Speaker 4: Abraham Lincoln, and whoever Jefferson. In the Disney story Princess

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Speaker 4: Tiana and the Frog that takes place in what American City,

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Speaker 4: New Orleans, Taco. Bell's longest standing slogan was think outside

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Speaker 4: the what fox Over fifty percent of the population of

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Speaker 4: which European country believes in elmshu Norway. I don't know

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Speaker 4: going with the Norwegians on this. Let's head on over

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Speaker 4: the scoreboard and see how you both did.

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Speaker 2: With Jose I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 5: I'm not thinking, I'm just talking.

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Speaker 3: Then you got zero.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it was rock Brook dub with three.

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Speaker 2: I've had days like that, my friend.

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Speaker 10: It's okay, job shot.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers real quick. It's National Sandwich Day.

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Speaker 4: According to the Dictionary, a club sandwich is different because it.

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Speaker 3: Has three layers of bread.

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Speaker 4: Yes, specifically the bread for presidents make up Mount Rushmore, Washington,

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Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson. Princess Tanna and

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Speaker 4: the Frog takes place in New Orleans.

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Speaker 2: I love that movie.

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Speaker 3: Taco Bell's longest standing slogan was.

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Speaker 4: Not effective because it was think outside the bun.

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Speaker 5: Fox is the original.

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Speaker 2: Just give me fourth meal and yeah, four meal is

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Speaker 2: the best.

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Speaker 5: One they've done.

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Speaker 4: Over fifty percent of the population of Iceland believes in

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Speaker 4: el of Icelandic folks about elves, and people just up

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Speaker 4: there keep on believing very.

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Speaker 5: Conspiracy theories are way more fun than ours, like elves.

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Speaker 5: That's Christmas stuff.

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Speaker 3: Let's keep a cute Yeah, did you.

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Speaker 5: Guys also hear that rained here and the flowing noses

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Speaker 5: are real.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, right here, are real?

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Speaker 3: Actually not in Iceland.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, unfortunately we can't give you any money here, but

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Speaker 4: just for playing, you do win a twenty five dollars

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Speaker 4: McDonald's gift card.

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Speaker 2: All right, slapping the face of the taco bell question.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some McDonald's to make you feel manner. I'm loving

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Speaker 4: it anyway. Thank you for playing, Ben. We'll be back

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Speaker 4: to do Windbrooks Bock same time on Monday,