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Speaker 1: The NBA Finals are set. The Boston Celtics came close,

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Speaker 1: Respectfully, hope everybody had a fantastic Memorial Day weekend, long weekend,

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Speaker 1: Jump right into this puppy. The uh Boston Celtics had

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Speaker 1: a chance to make history, but they did, and it

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Speaker 1: I was elated the adrenaline, the excitement, the passion that

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Speaker 1: close once again. But Humpty dumpty fell down that fucking hill,

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Speaker 1: Bill Simmons, Marky Mark, the Funky Bunch, Bobby Your Robert Parrish,

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady, you fuck Bill Belichick, call your strim Sky,

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Speaker 1: Carlton Fisk, David Ortiz, all you motherfuckers, Danny Ainge, Red

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Speaker 1: Aura back, all of you fucks you like that motherfucker's

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Speaker 1: walking around with Scien saying why not us because you're assholes.

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Speaker 1: It gives me such fucking joy, such satisfaction to see

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Speaker 1: what happened, happened, and in Boston. It happened. In Boston.

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Speaker 1: You thought, oh we got lucky with the bullshit put

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Speaker 1: I mean that motherfucker looks like a straight up muppet,

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Speaker 1: little Derek White. And I know your story. It's a

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Speaker 1: Watching them lose the way they lost, getting oh so close.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And some people might go some skeptics, some

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Speaker 1: critics might say, Mike Rap, what are you talking about

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Speaker 1: your rooting for the Miami Heat. And I break it

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Speaker 1: In the Eastern Conference with the teams, obviously, I was

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Speaker 3: The Heat.

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Speaker 1: But then the Knicks lost to the Heat game six,

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Speaker 1: six games, second round. Great, So the tiers of hate

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Speaker 1: And let the tiers of hate naturally organically do what

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Speaker 1: entire life. The Miami Heat, however, are only thirty five

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Speaker 3: Do the math.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it for you, huh. I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna do that math for you. So the tiers of hate,

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Speaker 1: the tears of disdain work like this. The Miami Heat

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Speaker 1: So I find myself rooting for the Miami Heat to

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Speaker 1: But it just made it so much sweeter to watch

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Speaker 1: them fall apart once again in Boston. They fell apart

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Speaker 1: in Boston, not the Boston Garden, the TD Garden, whatever

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Speaker 3: TED stands for. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. It's probably some bank who cares. And

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Speaker 1: some people say Mike rap but you you say you

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Speaker 1: love performing in Boston. This has nothing to do with

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: If you don't understand it, you don't understand sports. And

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Speaker 1: now you say, Mike Rapp, who are you gonna root for?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna root for the Miami Heat or you're

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Speaker 1: gonna root for the Denver Nuggets? Oh oh oh, that's

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Speaker 1: very easy. I'm rooting for the fucking Denver Nuggets to

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Speaker 1: once again. I got the Joker and Jamal beating the

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat in six games, boom, six fucking games. And

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Speaker 1: you know who's going to be in Denver during the finals.

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Speaker 3: Me, oh yeah. I'll be performing out in Denver.

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Speaker 1: The fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth of June at Comedy Works Denver,

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Speaker 1: which is gonna be dope. And before that, I'll be

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Speaker 1: in Rhode Island June eighth, ninth, and tenth, and then

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Speaker 1: in the eleventh I'll be in Chickapea chick Op, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Boston, Boston,

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Speaker 1: massatt You get it. Anyway, I got a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. Michael Rapaportcomedy dot Com, eighth, ninth,

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Speaker 1: and tenth in Rhode Island, the eleventh and Chickapee, and

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Speaker 1: the fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth. I'll be in Denver, Colorado,

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Speaker 1: I said, I got Denver in six, bitch, Denver in six. Listen,

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Speaker 1: you had my support. You're lucky you even had my

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're smoking.

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Speaker 1: Ha. Speaking of smoking, I didn't want to do it,

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Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen, but I think you either need to start

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Speaker 1: may or may not be smoking, because you sound bananas

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Speaker 1: on the yard. You sound crazy on the yard. You

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Speaker 1: and twists, whatever the fuck you got going on, Scottie Pippen,

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Speaker 3: You already got the long face with the long nose.

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Speaker 1: Look crazy. And you've been talking crazy about Michael Jordan

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Speaker 1: Jordan was a horrible player and he was horrible to

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Speaker 5: Take a listen, Lebron will be the greatest statistical guy

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Speaker 5: You guys seen him play. He's a horrible player. He

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Speaker 5: It was scoring. He was going at the scoring titles.

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Speaker 1: What is the problem? What is the problem? Scottie Pippen?

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Speaker 1: Like what happened you? You don't really believe that? And also,

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Speaker 1: who the fuck is you. Who are you? You had

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Speaker 3: When he was gone, you couldn't do it. You just

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Speaker 1: But for you to say that Jordan was a horrible

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Speaker 1: And just a year ago, two years ago, you was

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Speaker 5: My problem is more so with Lebron. You can't say

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Speaker 5: Why he's respected all the other players before him. So

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Speaker 5: guy won three titles, left for two years, came back

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Speaker 1: My man, I don't know if you're smoking, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you're not smoking, but you need to do

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Speaker 3: Because you sound bananas.

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Speaker 1: You sound bitter and bananas, and everybody likes Scottie Pippen.

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Speaker 3: What else is going on? The series.

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Speaker 1: Succession came to an end, and I really like that show.

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Speaker 1: It's fun, it's great. A lot of discussion online about

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Speaker 3: You know, they're trying to put the pieces together. It's over.

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Speaker 1: They're not real people. It's over. The show's over. It's

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Speaker 3: People are fans. I'm a fan. I mean I did

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to do it with Succession because

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Speaker 3: And that's what made it enjoyable. But it's over for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, Like something on my my my

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Speaker 1: went out. I've been watching more vander Pump Rules, and guys. Listen, ladies, gentlemen,

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Speaker 3: Four, episode fifteen. That's where I'm at.

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Speaker 1: There's twenty four episodes of season four and it's fucking good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there I said it. I'm not gonna try to

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Speaker 1: I gave you the high end, high end of Succession.

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Speaker 1: If you never watched Succession. You want a fun, good

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Speaker 1: Other than that, I don't know what to tell you. You know,

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Speaker 3: I gave it to you Succession, Vander Pump or the NBA.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do shit this weekend, this Memorial Day weekend.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm still dealing with this voice thing. We

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Speaker 1: This time of the year is just fantastic. And we're

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Speaker 1: Of course he would say something like that, doesn't it.

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