WEBVTT - Episode 154: Bad Larry Works! 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.840 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.920 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.200 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.279 Hear a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.120 bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:27.840 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:38.600 I don't know how we topped last week's episode. People grew, Yeah, Hello, 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:40.400 what are you doing? 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.640 I was just helping a buddy of mine out. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:47.239 With what you got? What do I got? We're doing it. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:48.680 We're doing the podcast here. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:50.560 Yeah, I hear you. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.040 Okay, but what are you working? 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.160 I am, but you guys don't have security clearance. I 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:58.240 can't tell you what I'm doing. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.200 Wow, sounds about right. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.039 Here's the only park Ranger. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.279 I can't. I'm gonna say I'm doing absolutely nothing. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.960 Oh Usa, I d's cutting checks. I didn't know that. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.560 I as long as I've known you, well, when I 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.840 first met you, you had a job, maybe not a 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:23.280 jobby job, but I think you were doing mortgages. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.720 At the mortgage banker. Dan, Yes, Okay, I retired. I 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:30.160 retired from PC after twenty five years. Although I never 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.080 did one mortgage for panc. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:35.640 Guys agen they bought us. 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.400 You know I was doing mortgage is down here in 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:43.840 Seacret and you know where I live and the statement, 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.800 so it was it was it was Commonwealth United got 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.400 bought by matt City. So it was like, hey, Commonwealth 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.080 United for six or seven years, a national city out 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:57.320 of out of Ohio. Dan. By the way, they. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.680 Don't need to run down the resume. I just I 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.600 just ask you what you were doing that? 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:07.680 So I have a part time job Tuesday and Wednesday. God, 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.080 some of the guys listened to we do absolutely nothing. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.520 I can't believe you're talking about that. Yeah, you shouldn't 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.320 be doing that out of the pot. No, no, let 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.200 stay in now, because last week we weren't allowed to 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.240 talk about it. Yeah, I cut them off. Lara's protecting 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.280 your goddamn secrets. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:25.280 Yeah, why I didn't notice that. I appreciate it. I 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.160 don't really care. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.359 I didn't think so I've got the sweetest gig known 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.280 to man. Yeah, only Larry. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.840 I think the I think the mortgage banker business might 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:38.440 have been better. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.960 Great because I actually have to you have to show up. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.480 Yep, yeah, we shouldn't. We shouldn't talk about it, right, 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:47.520 I'm meaning Angel Boy and I'm meeting the boys are 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.600 wanted raised because of the twelve twenty podcast. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.920 Right, schedule, you're through, You're through. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.720 A wrench in my day's plans already. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.840 Okay, Well, you know, I hope you can bear with 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.120 us for a little while longer your busy day. The 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.640 guys you're trying to figure out how to go to 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.240 the Big East tournament to hang with you. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:13.760 Yeah, okay, I've already scheduled Wednesday off, but I think 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.440 I would rag you guys we can go to Atlantic 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:21.560 City and wash the tournament down there. You'd rather do that, 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.600 I'm thinking more. I already told I'm taking Wednesday off, 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:31.000 but our games problence at four o'clock Wednesday. I want 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:34.800 to be in there Thursday and Friday. I'll do whatever 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:36.720 you guys want. You guys pick it, and I'll be there. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.400 It sounds like a degenerate fire has rewoken in Larry 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.040 for You've been to Atlantic City now like three times 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:44.680 in the last two weeks. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:50.360 Well, I used to go once a week. I've turned 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:50.840 it back. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.520 I want to go to New York. I want to 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.480 do MSG. I want to do New York. Okay, Okay. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.960 We had a bad experience a few years ago, didn't you. Yeah, 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.480 that was that was That was the big East tournament. Yeah, 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:02.800 that was the biggest tournament. Yeah. 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:04.200 And there's a different man. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.160 And you disappeared. I did that was bad. Okay, But 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.160 Buddy might passed out in the game during the game 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.720 in his chair passed out. Okay, but you can't put 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:18.400 me in a position where your wife might get upset that. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.080 I'm quote unquote allowing you guys to go down there 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.680 to do this and then we do the podcast on Thursday. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.600 I'll be good in New York if I was good 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.200 in AC I mean, they literally give you heroin at 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.880 the toll. They do, they do, they give you they do. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:37.159 It's New Jersey. Yeah, they're like heroin or crack and 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:43.120 you just keep driving. Let's recap from last week. Larry neutral, 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:48.040 Shaye lost a unit and Dylan lost four units. Harm. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:53.279 Let me see anything that needs to be brought up here. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:05:01.840 I know, uh intern Ray Pa, Ray okay, Ray do oh. 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.279 We've got a lot of names for you. By the way, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.520 what's beeping? Is Larry? Is that on your end? If 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:08.200 something's beeping? 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:09.920 I don't think so. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.000 I hear that shit too, Danny. You lower Larry's mike? 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:14.240 What is that? 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:16.720 I have no idea? 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.400 Okay, pacemaker? Uh wait, do you hear that? 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:22.839 It could be a pacemaker? 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:27.160 No, Larry didn't have a pacemaker. He doesn't have a heart. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:32.479 Is this what they said about their beepers right before 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.960 they blew up in their hips. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.600 On the product testing line? 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:44.120 That got dark real quick. By the way, Dylan, you 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.800 still owe a pie of the face to the podcast 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.559 the Taylor Swift TV appearances from the Super Bowl David 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:51.240 in Ohio. 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:55.640 Uh yeah, apparently. Okay, get around to that. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.440 These days, I don't know if there's anything draft wise 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:02.400 that anybody wants to bet on right now? What is 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:03.640 that noise, Marvin? 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.799 That is our friend bat Larry in New Jersey? 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:07.440 Oh my god? 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.960 All right, it's like New Jersey's and national anthem. It's 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.000 just like a construction truck backing up. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.480 By the way, Colorado has quietly become the Ping pong 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:23.560 betting capital of the world. Yeah, it was announced that 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.560 over thirty million dollars was bet on ping pong in 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:30.880 Colorado in January. That's more than the UFC thirty million 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.000 dollars on ping pong. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.520 Well I know why it's because, and I know this 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:39.560 just for my own research, but literally, at all hours 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.320 of the day, no matter what, there is ping pong 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:43.680 to bed on. So if you get in like the 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.640 live section there might you know, like there's bad international 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.760 basketball and like cricket and stuff like that, there's always 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:50.720 table tennis. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:54.640 What oh yeah, yeah, but normally like the ping pong 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.160 fans are Chinese? 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:56.840 Yeah? 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.920 Or is there like a large population of Chinese in Colorado? 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.880 Don't think. I think it's just a lot of degenerates 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:02.400 in Colorado. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.040 Who I wouldn't call the Chinese degenerates. I didn't say that. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.640 I think you're talking about just the regular piece, not. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.360 Just Chinese Chinese anyone degenerous? 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.920 Yeah, bad, Larry. Are you a ping pong player? Of 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:15.560 course he is. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:17.200 I'm sorry. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.640 Are you a ping pong player? 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.280 I used to be? 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:26.120 Of course you do? Okay, paddles you had your own, 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.760 like monogram paddles. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:30.240 These are European paddles. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.080 Oh no, you're using European paddles, different, different, different, Let 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:40.559 me recap here bad, Larry, uh ain't nothing to Actually, 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.840 there's not much to recap because this is the the 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.040 dry part of the betting season here. Really, I think 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:50.160 this is just an excuse to get together and just 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.080 you know, spill some tea. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.480 Hanging out shoot the ship. I think that's some money 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.000 on golf. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:58.800 Yeah, yes, Ray, So I kind of have. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:07:59.760 A proposition here. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.600 Since golf starts on Thursdays and they t off early, 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.000 would you guys be open to doing the podcast maybe 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.240 on Wednesday so we get our picks out before the 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:10.080 tournaments start. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:11.240 I'm open to it. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.160 That would also be good for March madness. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:18.520 Yeah that's true. Yeah guys, Yeah, you're okay with that, Larry. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:19.800 You're working on Wednesdays. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:23.160 I'll take the day off. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.840 Okay, how would we know if. 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:28.040 How would? 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.679 Okay, Larry, I'll let you start with bets this week. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:39.000 Okay. I'm betting against the White Sox in the preseason football. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.200 I'man baseball. I've been doing it all year. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.480 It's spring spring training. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:43.800 Whatever. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.920 I want the Brewers and the under in the spring 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.840 training game today. Then I went, I want I don't 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.760 know any lines I did these this morning. I want 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:58.800 Clemson Xavier, Wisconsin, Tennessee. And I do need to know 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.480 the line in the Hall of Game. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:01.640 I want the old two and a half. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.240 I got it. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.840 Oh, the over under over Okay. First of all, Clemson 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:10.120 is fifteen and a half, Xavier three and a half, 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.760 Wisconsin six and a half, Tennessee two and a half. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.920 Alabama Florida over won seventy eight and a half. 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:27.640 Wow, I on seventy eight Steve eighty eight eighty. Yeah, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.080 I'm gonna stay with the over. I mean, it's a 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.280 lot of points for a college game, but I'm gonna 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:33.800 stay with it. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:42.040 Okay. And yeah, are you going with the other beds Clemson, Xavier, Wisconsin, Tennessee. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:43.960 Yeah, I'm going with all of them. I didn't I 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.840 didn't have lines. I just picked who's gonna win the games? 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:48.959 Okay, I know I just gave you the lines. I 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.680 didn't know if you were accepting the lines. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:52.360 Yeah. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.400 The only one I was really concerned about was Alabama. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.880 I didn't expect it to be that high, but that's 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.679 gonna be up and down. I'm gonna stay with I'm 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.800 staying with all of them. Dan unit on every one 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:01.360 of them. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:06.040 Who's the guy with Alabama? Sears. Yeah, that dude can play. Yeah, 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:10.040 he'll get thirty. Uh shay, you're up next. Yeah. Georgia 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.440 Southern laying five and a half against Southern Miss Southern 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:17.520 Myths is awful at basketball. Uh. And then I got 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:24.120 my two favorites, Auburg and Makawa. We're not We're not 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:29.520 doing that. That's not how you've pronounced Ludvig. I get 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.640 him both wrong. It's why do you say Auburg, It's 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:36.120 Oberberg Oberg. That's that's a top ten. Okay, top ten 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.080 for both of us. Yeah, yeah, Then I got some 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:41.000 futures I laid out. Oh boy, okay, all right, these 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.920 are all three units. And always bet these with your bookie, 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.760 not on an actual app, because you don't want to 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.880 put your money on the line. All season. D Backs 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.360 under eighty six and a half, Hagante's under seventy nine 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.560 and a half. Even though Verlanders there now Cubbies under 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.440 eighty six and a half, I don't think their defense 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.600 is going to be as well as advertised. Buco's over 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.400 seventy five and a half, Red's my favorite team of 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.160 the year over seventy nine and a half. In the 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:11.440 A's over seventy one and a half. You love Ohio, 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.000 I do now you, Doude. I think the Reds are 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.160 going to be good. The Guardians and I'll call them 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.840 the Guardians now it's fine, are going to be good. 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.160 They got some good Yeah, they were great last year. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.319 I think they're still going to be good. I think 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:23.160 the Reds are coming up. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:24.440 That scares me. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.000 I love the everyone that I've heard from you like 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:30.160 thet the Reds value for the wind total this well. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:34.040 Because it starts Terry Francona. Yeah, Frankcona dude, new manager 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:38.200 in town. Good Man for MVP. Good Man. Oh. I 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.199 love Dela Cruz. He's wonderful. 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:42.320 He's gonna be a great Dodger. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.120 Yeah. Yeah for one billion. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:50.520 Yes. About the Yankees changing their facial hair, I could 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.719 play for the fucking lame. They spent thirty minutes they 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.440 did a press conference on allowing facial hair. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.200 It's like them trying to be like relatable. Now they're like, 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.880 all right, guys, you can have. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:02.920 You can have a goatee. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.120 They're going to like measure it though and make sure 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.080 it's all. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.839 I never should changed. Its weak. That's sad. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.400 Good for Garrett Cole he looked weird without beer. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.760 Yeah, no, he should grow something. That guy looks weird. Yeah, 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.400 Garrett Cole looks weird. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:20.280 Without from like Astro's Garrett Cole to like school shooter suspect. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.160 Yeah yeah, well first. 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:26.640 Of all, also is that he's like pale enough where 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.760 he just looks beat red, like probably after shaving every day. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:30.840 He didn't look great. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:35.240 I didn't really, Yeah, I didn't notice Garrett Cole. Let 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.440 me see you you can't not and he has no 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:41.760 lip look at him, no lips. If you're raided the school, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:45.960 you'd be like, was it this good? I found him? 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:46.240 I got it. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:50.760 He's right here in the Yankees. Why does it always 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.280 have to go south quickly? With you? South? Which way 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.920 is the funny factory? Because that's where the hell we 0:12:56.000 --> 0:13:00.200 just went east west south? It's south. That's fine. Think 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:03.320 you could do stand up? Oh, I mean no, I 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.200 think I could probably figure it out, but I would 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.720 just like make fun of people. I don't know if 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.520 it would be funny, It just be like mean. Because 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.560 Dylan has done stand up. Yeah, I think you got 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.360 to have a certain kind of brain for stand up, 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.640 like a slow one. No, I think you got to 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.800 be witty and like quick on your feet, like I 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:19.839 got that cover. But it's writing my own jokes. Go, 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.840 could you deliver somebody else's jokes? I think I could 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:27.200 do that. Yeah, well, let a lot of comedians do that. Oh, 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:29.840 they don't necessarily write. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:31.760 All the jokes here there. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.520 I mean most stand ups I think write all their 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:38.840 own ship if like they're h if it's like a show, don't. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.840 I think there's like a consortium that'll be like, hey, 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:43.920 you know pumping out. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.520 Let's what you mean, like the big time ones? 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:47.760 Right, I mean I would do that. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:53.120 Remember that Sailor movie with Seth Rogan when Sailor was dying. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.200 he was a joke writer for him. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.760 Right, that's even like Eddie Murphy. I think like Keenan Ivory, 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:01.360 Wayne's from Living Color, he helped write Raw No Ship. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:02.719 Yeah mm hmm. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.079 That's the hell of a job. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:04.280 Right. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:07.280 Hey, here's a little thing we're gonna do is called 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.040 raw that I tried to get. Well, no, I didn't 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:13.280 try to. Sandler and David Spade said they would have 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:17.680 written jokes for Fritzi, but Fritzi would rather fail on 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:24.840 his own than succeed. Was Yes, I respect no way crazy. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.400 Delivering their jokes would have been that much better. I 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.640 feel like it's it would have been actually probably more 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:32.440 of a mess. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.240 Because Todd doesn't know how to tell a joke. That 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.320 timing is not great. No, no, no, no, no. He 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:43.000 Todd is somebody you can laugh with, but I don't 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.080 know if he's somebody who makes you laugh. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.680 Todd's of volume guys, so he'll throw twenty at you 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.240 and then like one my head. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.000 But but the fact that Sandler said he would write 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.440 material for Todd to do stand up and Todd didn't 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.160 want to do it, that's crazy. If it succeeded, and 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:04.280 it's because of Sandler. And I said, Todd, you already 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:05.360 did stand up on your own. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.080 How much time did Todd have to write? Like I said, 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.320 was it? Did he know? Like how far in advance 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.120 did he know he was probably going to do it? 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.920 His life? Well? 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.200 No, I mean like that like when you got him before, No, 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.840 I know, like when you got him on stage, when 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:23.440 was like him knowing that he was. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:26.040 Oh, he had had months to get It's. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.120 Not like it was before. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.840 It wasn't an afternoon and he was, you know, doing 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.080 carolines in New York City that night he had time. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.840 Yeah, uh, you. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.640 Know what happened. He did stand up in Minneapolis at 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.840 the super Bowl, and that was a home field advantage 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.840 for him because it was just our audience there and 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:50.560 they laughed at everything, and he was killing. He wasn't 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.200 really killing, but in his mind he was because they 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.800 were laughing at everything. And then he got a false 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.440 sense of security and then got his ass handed to 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:03.080 him a couple of times. And that's whenever you go blue. Whenever, 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.520 like Todd, if he drops, you know, a fuck, then 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.080 all of a sudden, you know he's in trouble. And 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.400 that's when I that that's when he goes blue. Time 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.280 to go home, All right, dyl, what do you have 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:15.640 for me? 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:16.840 Larry? 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.440 Do you think you could do stand up comedy? 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:19.720 No? 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.480 No, I don't think, no chance. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:25.160 But Larry couldn't do hell no, no, no, no chance, 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.440 No timing ain't there. Larry is not exactly funny. He's 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:29.840 like a mythical creature. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.720 Yeah, centaur, He's like somebody. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.760 Write like a story about you tell your grandkids. I 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.640 was at a bar once with a guy named Bad 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.000 and he drank thirty two buds and then he won 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:41.880 the dice game in the corner, and he fucking got 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:42.840 us in the club for free. 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.760 That's Larry, Yeah, funny, Nah a facilitator. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.560 Crazy. Yeah, Larry's amusing, He's nuts, He's amusing. We cut 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.880 in front of so many lines, Danny. I tried to 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.400 tell you bad Larry before you met Bad Larry. I 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.120 didn't believe any idiot. I didn't believe idiom. 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.760 If you're driving around with him, there is a little 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.480 anecdote or story about every single building you drive by. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.560 Absolutely tel we stayed in. He's like I had my 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.080 like fucking junior prom here. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.359 I lost my virginity behind that garbage canyon. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:11.520 Last week. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:18.560 Who was he who never called me back? Uh? Dylan, 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:19.080 you want to go? 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:24.120 Yes, that Arnold Palmer Invitational. I'm gonna take Scottie Shaffler 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.520 to win plus three hundred. For two years now, I've 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.920 been intentionally not betting on him because I just think 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:30.840 the value sucks. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.520 But you'd be up pretty good. 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:33.520 I think you need a win. 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:38.600 I win, Yeah, I just want one thing, win green. Yeah. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.879 And then I got a parlay song JM and Shane 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:45.600 Lowry top ten plus fourteen hundred. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:46.800 Damn fourteen hundred. Yeah. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:52.720 Uh and round one two ball parlay. I got some 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:57.760 jm over Aaron Raie the Galla over Pendrith A Batilla 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:02.040 over Matthew Pavon, and Nick Taylor over Sam Stevens plus 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:03.080 one thousand. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:05.240 Guaranteed. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:06.080 That is sad. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:09.480 Yeah, those are fun bets, though, the two and three 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:10.360 ball bets. 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:13.840 I mean, it's not spring training bets, but it's not 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:16.200 that far, I think, Paul yet anything else? 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.240 Yep, college basketball and take Saint Mary's to win the 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:23.800 West Coast Conference Tournament at plus one forty, slightly behind Gonzaga, 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:28.959 and then Women's Tekistan of course obviously the Indian Wells 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:34.760 the Fifth Grand Slam Jessica Pagula to win plus twenty 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.159 five hundred. I saw a story they were playing in 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.440 like Texas last week, and it like wrapped up late 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.600 and in order to make it over there for this, 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.280 it was going to be like a scrambling layover. So 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.480 she's the Bills. 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:48.879 Owner's daughter, yeh. 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.200 So she took her private jet and flew like all 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.440 the other competitors to California for this tournament. 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.840 So I think it's gonna be a little karma w 0:18:58.240 --> 0:18:59.200 They might just let her win. 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:04.200 Yeah, the fifth Major because they got a free rhyme. 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:07.800 Indian Wells tournament. Ye jesus a nice free ride. 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.560 That's uh, that's it. We've done it. We've done another 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:14.880 episode bad Larry at work. Thank you for taking time 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:16.560 out from your busy day, Larry. 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.240 You guys, I will text. I will text the group 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:20.440 and let them know what's going on. 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:23.159 Oh secrets, all right, go la like that. 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:24.840 I'm gonna guess it's nothing. 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:29.879 I bet it's something weird. Uh, this is for the 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.399