1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: My friends. It's phone tap time and today. 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 2: Are your friends. 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 3: Today we're going to call the manager of a local 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 3: electronics store, and apparently, over the last few months they've 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 3: had a rash of customers stealing products and he's been 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 3: taking a lot of heat for it. 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 4: So I thought, you know, wouldn't it be nice if 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 4: one of the shoplifters actually called and confessed and said 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 4: they're sorrylifter. Would that make everything better or would it 10 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 4: somehow make things worse? 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: Well, if you're doing it, it may make it worse. Let's 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: find out with your phone tapp right now. 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 3: The twenties. 14 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: Hellot, Hey, I'm looking to speak with the owner of 15 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: electronics store. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 2: This is the manager. 17 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: Oh hi, can I ask your name? 18 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,279 Speaker 2: My name is Joel. How can I help you? 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: So we haven't spoken before, but my name's Lincoln Helen. 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 2: What's going on? How can I be a heel to you? 21 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: I was just calling because I need to tell you 22 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: something and I feel really bad about it. 23 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 2: Okay, what is this all about? 24 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that I stole from 25 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: your store last Wednesday? 26 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 4: What? 27 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel really ashamed about it. It's been 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: making it hard to sleep and it's been on my mind. 29 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: I felt like I just needed to call you. 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 2: What did you steal? 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: I stole some AirPods and again, I really really regret it. 32 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 2: That's not okay, not at all. 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: Okay. I know I'm a bad person, and I just 34 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: needed to tell you that I even went to church 35 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: last Sunday and I asked for forgiveness. 36 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 2: Okay, good that you did. Okay, So you telling me 37 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: you're going to bring them back, because that's what I 38 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 2: want you to do right now? 39 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: Oh why would I bring them back? 40 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why? You said you just told 41 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: them and you feel bad about it, So you bring 42 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 2: them back? 43 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: All right? I know, but I just told you that 44 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: I went to church and I was forgiven. 45 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 2: I don't care about your church. 46 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: Well, God forgave me for stealing. So I think we're good. 47 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 2: No, we're not good at all. No the own No, No, 48 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: we're not because I'm not good because this kind of 49 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 2: stuff keeps happening because of idiots like you. So just 50 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 2: bring them back now, and in exchange, I'm not going 51 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 2: to press charges against you. 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: Well, I would love to bring them back, but I've 53 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: already made peace with what I've done, and so is 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: the big guy in the sky watch. So we're good 55 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: and I've been absolved. 56 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. It doesn't work like that. 57 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: You can't it does. 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,519 Speaker 2: Need it prime and then go to church and think 59 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 2: it's all going away because it's not all right. 60 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's true for you, but you know, 61 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: we all have to live our truths. 62 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 4: You know. 63 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 2: I'm glad you called because I never get to talk 64 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 2: to dirt bags like you. Say, the hell away from 65 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 2: my store. 66 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that. 67 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 2: Why you mean you can't stay out of my store. 68 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 2: I just told you to stay out of my store. 69 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: I'll do that in a second. But since I have 70 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: you on the phone, can I just ask what are 71 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: your store hours today? 72 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 3: Why would you do that? 73 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 1: I just want to know when do you close? Because 74 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: I might want to come by again. 75 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 2: You want to steal something else? 76 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: No, I mean, I hope I don't steal anything. But 77 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: it'll be a good test to see if I'm really 78 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: reformed like I think I am. 79 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, thank you. Stay away your nut 80 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 2: job please. 81 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: I really need to do this for myself. Oh and 82 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: I'm going to bring some friends because we're all in 83 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: this support group together through the church. It's called Klepto's 84 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: for Christ. 85 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 2: Oh, this has to be a joke, gotta be. 86 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably something I need to confess to also. 87 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 2: Oh, oh yeah, you need to confess something more. Please 88 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 2: tell me the floor is yours. 89 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: I need to confess that this is actually a joke 90 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: and I've never really been in your store before, and 91 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: that this is a prank. Phone call got me. My 92 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in 93 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you. Man, 94 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: Are you actually talking? It wasn't just me, it was 95 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: also your coworker Allan. He said, there's been a lot 96 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: of stealing happening at your store lately, and you've been 97 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: getting blamed for it. 98 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 2: True, there's a lot more. It's like you coming into 99 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 2: our store and seeing man. 100 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: But it's okay if God says it's okay. 101 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, Oh my god. The wake up every 102 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 2: morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke 103 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.