1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,840
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, This is George. We are doing a re

2
00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,320
Speaker 1: release of an old favorite this week because we couldn't

3
00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,720
Speaker 1: record a new episode on tour, but we will be

4
00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,880
Speaker 1: fully back in business next week. We're recording a bunch

5
00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,760
Speaker 1: before the next leg, so we will be good to go.

6
00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,200
Speaker 1: This is an old episode with the one and only

7
00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:20,239
Speaker 1: Meg Stalter that was recorded one year into the pandemic

8
00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,840
Speaker 1: in April twenty twenty one. We're talking pre vaccine. We've

9
00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,960
Speaker 1: been home for a full year and honey, it shows,

10
00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,080
Speaker 1: so listen with an open spirit and an open heart.

11
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,199
Speaker 1: Please be forgiving of both the audio quality and honestly,

12
00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,040
Speaker 1: my own inability to land several jokes. I also somehow

13
00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,400
Speaker 1: mispronounce kafka at some point, which I promise I know

14
00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,199
Speaker 1: how to say. Anyway, we'll be back next week. Thank

15
00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,360
Speaker 1: you to everyone who came to our East Coast shows

16
00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,680
Speaker 1: and if you live in Minneapolis or Chicago, we will

17
00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,599
Speaker 1: see you this weekend and you can buy tickets at

18
00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,519
Speaker 1: linktree dot com, slash Stradio Lab. Thank you.

19
00:00:50,840 --> 00:01:04,360
Speaker 2: Bye.

20
00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,440
Speaker 1: Okay podcast starts now.

21
00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,520
Speaker 3: Podcast guys.

22
00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:19,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I totally forgot. Did you tell me you

23
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:19,800
Speaker 4: were gonna bring me.

24
00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:24,520
Speaker 1: In for the last time in is without the guest.

25
00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:28,319
Speaker 4: And then totally sorry, dude, stop go ahead.

26
00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,080
Speaker 3: Re intro okay, freaking god.

27
00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,360
Speaker 4: Go ahead.

28
00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,480
Speaker 1: Podcast starts now.

29
00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,680
Speaker 4: Podcast starts now, Sam, So I should just come in

30
00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,959
Speaker 4: late whenever you announce me. Then I'm gonna go get

31
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,319
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go for a potty break.

32
00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,280
Speaker 1: Then I promise no, just don't like I promise you.

33
00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:47,760
Speaker 1: We will say your name when it's time. Sorry full name,

34
00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,880
Speaker 1: but yeah that you want. Do you prefer meg Omegan?

35
00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,720
Speaker 4: You don't need to plug anything. I don't really have

36
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,880
Speaker 4: anything going on right now.

37
00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,840
Speaker 1: We won't plug any don't we were. I'm planning on

38
00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,760
Speaker 1: doing that, truly, Like we'll do our intro and then

39
00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,920
Speaker 1: we'll bring you on when it's time.

40
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,280
Speaker 4: My lips are sealed. Okay, all right, one two three,

41
00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,359
Speaker 4: Podcast starts now. Go Sam. You're gonna have to get

42
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,839
Speaker 4: in there because George is so ready to start. Oh see,

43
00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,720
Speaker 4: maybe Sam starts.

44
00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,040
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, director, Yeah, Well.

45
00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,200
Speaker 4: Every time podcast starts now, part it just seems like

46
00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,959
Speaker 4: you're kind of sort of taking charge of I want

47
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,519
Speaker 4: to see Sam bloom today.

48
00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,480
Speaker 1: Okay, well, at.

49
00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,600
Speaker 4: Least a little give him room to bloom. That's that's

50
00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:37,720
Speaker 4: what's on my T shirt is room today says give

51
00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,880
Speaker 4: them room to bloom.

52
00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,320
Speaker 1: A T shirt you made that you are now selling

53
00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,560
Speaker 1: on a counter on this website purporting to be official

54
00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,720
Speaker 1: Stradio ab merged, and you said give him room to bloom,

55
00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,800
Speaker 1: the famous catchphrase from the podcast something we've never said,

56
00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,239
Speaker 1: and your.

57
00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:58,200
Speaker 4: Literally your mother. Okay, your math. I'm giving you something

58
00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,040
Speaker 4: to sell online that I get most of the money for.

59
00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,040
Speaker 4: That's interesting.

60
00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,359
Speaker 1: I think all of the money right.

61
00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,440
Speaker 4: You need to start the podcast.

62
00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,120
Speaker 3: Wow, podcast starts now. Hi, welcome to Stradio Lab, the

63
00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,560
Speaker 3: podcast that is a bounce straight culture but also not

64
00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,560
Speaker 3: at all. George A.

65
00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,440
Speaker 1: Do you believe in forgiveness?

66
00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,320
Speaker 3: Do I believe in forgiven?

67
00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,600
Speaker 4: No? Sorry, go ahead, I'm sorry. I just he was

68
00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,400
Speaker 4: taking so long to say anything. I was like, the

69
00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,040
Speaker 4: no was just on the tip of my lips. But

70
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,360
Speaker 4: go ahead and get here. I'm not here.

71
00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:41,040
Speaker 1: You were getting in his line script you're kind of

72
00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,640
Speaker 1: you're the script supervisor.

73
00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,560
Speaker 4: So long to say his line that I'm there's dead

74
00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,600
Speaker 4: air on this podcast.

75
00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,080
Speaker 3: No, I was taking time. I was trying to making it.

76
00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,960
Speaker 4: Hard for me to come in later with what I'm

77
00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,440
Speaker 4: going to say.

78
00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll talk faster. I can talk faster. No, I don't. Yes,

79
00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,720
Speaker 3: I do believe in forgiveness.

80
00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,480
Speaker 4: If you want to retake that, he might want to

81
00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,080
Speaker 4: retake that.

82
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,360
Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead, thank you, Meg, I do want to

83
00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:05,680
Speaker 3: retake that.

84
00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,080
Speaker 4: I'm a fly on the walls.

85
00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,960
Speaker 3: Hey, George, I don't believe in forgiveness.

86
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,280
Speaker 1: Wow. Interesting, I'm in a space where I have decided

87
00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,680
Speaker 1: I am uh, ruminating on whether or not I want

88
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:28,360
Speaker 1: to forgive someone who slighted me exactly four years ago.

89
00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,360
Speaker 1: Who is it a joke? I'm like, I'm not gonna

90
00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,080
Speaker 1: say what it was.

91
00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,479
Speaker 3: Will you say what happened?

92
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,880
Speaker 1: No, I can't say what happened. But this is a

93
00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,679
Speaker 1: friend of mine that was one of my best friends

94
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,960
Speaker 1: through college and then did something that caused a rift

95
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,800
Speaker 1: and we haven't spoken sentence, and I have decided I

96
00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,719
Speaker 1: am potentially interested in forgiving him.

97
00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,120
Speaker 3: Okay, well in that case, I say, go off. I

98
00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,600
Speaker 3: actually I wasn't sure if you were, Like, I thought

99
00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,920
Speaker 3: this was going to be sort of a bit thing.

100
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,120
Speaker 3: You know, it's already been pretty bit heavy so far.

101
00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,000
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, obviously George is not going

102
00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,480
Speaker 3: to be sincere in this moment. But you know, you

103
00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,680
Speaker 3: continually surprise me, and you hopped in with something very

104
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,320
Speaker 3: emotional and sincere, And now that we're talking for real,

105
00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,360
Speaker 3: I say, I think you should forgive this person.

106
00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to say, like, the humor

107
00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,280
Speaker 1: comes out of the contrast, the juxtaposition, if you will,

108
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,120
Speaker 1: between complete sincerity and then Meg coming in and being so.

109
00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,120
Speaker 4: Then now you just said you'd have my name.

110
00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,839
Speaker 1: No, remember I asked you your full name.

111
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,039
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I'm I'm not even here.

112
00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,680
Speaker 1: You seem to be very caught off guard by my

113
00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,360
Speaker 1: very sincere and earnest story about forgiveness, whereas you knew

114
00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:35,880
Speaker 1: it was coming.

115
00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,960
Speaker 3: I gave you the script, George, I think, I you know,

116
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,919
Speaker 3: when you recently on the page is really different than

117
00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,039
Speaker 3: when you see it in real life. And when I

118
00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,599
Speaker 3: read the script this morning, uh yeah. When the producer

119
00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,720
Speaker 3: sent me the script, it said like George tells, and

120
00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,760
Speaker 3: there were quotes sincere story. So I was sort of thinking, like, well,

121
00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,120
Speaker 3: that means that means joke. The quotes a joke.

122
00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,520
Speaker 1: Yes, this keeps happening because our staff like also doesn't

123
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,560
Speaker 1: understand the difference between something being sincere and something being ironic,

124
00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,719
Speaker 1: so often they will add quotes where they think and

125
00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,719
Speaker 1: they think that's helping.

126
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,880
Speaker 3: Well, they're also and we have a really great staff,

127
00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,200
Speaker 3: but they are tough on us, and they're always trying

128
00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,200
Speaker 3: to push us further, push us, push us, push us

129
00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,640
Speaker 3: to our limit. And so you know when you say,

130
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,920
Speaker 3: like in this part, I'm gonna tell the sincere story,

131
00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,560
Speaker 3: that those quotes were sort of saying like, George, will

132
00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,320
Speaker 3: it be sincere? Are you gonna push yourself and really

133
00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,359
Speaker 3: open up? Because you have walls. Everyone knows you have

134
00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,279
Speaker 3: walls up, and we're gonna try to break those walls

135
00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,040
Speaker 3: down because that's the only way you can unlock your

136
00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:32,840
Speaker 3: true star power.

137
00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,799
Speaker 4: Stick to the script. Just stick to the script. Okay,

138
00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,840
Speaker 4: you're not gonna get out of this alive if you don't.

139
00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,520
Speaker 1: Anyway, please welcome Meg Stalter.

140
00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:42,240
Speaker 4: Here we go.

141
00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,120
Speaker 3: Well she's here, Meg.

142
00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,679
Speaker 1: How did we do on that intro?

143
00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,560
Speaker 4: I thank you so much for bringing me in. I'm

144
00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,760
Speaker 4: really excited to talk about. Well, number one, the fact

145
00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,159
Speaker 4: that I've been doing an unpaid internship for you guys.

146
00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,720
Speaker 4: So to hear that some people are being paid it

147
00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,760
Speaker 4: is just creaking me out. I mean, I didn't know

148
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,400
Speaker 4: anybody was being paid, but people are being paid even Alicia.

149
00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,840
Speaker 3: Alicia's gets paid. Yeah, she gets a hundred benefits.

150
00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,160
Speaker 4: So what it seems to me like I'm cleaning up

151
00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,480
Speaker 4: the ship around here, and yet it seems like somebody

152
00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,960
Speaker 4: clean up ship at the podcast studio is the person

153
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,120
Speaker 4: who should be paid the most. But you guys are

154
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,160
Speaker 4: not paying me anything.

155
00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to make have you or have you not

156
00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,720
Speaker 1: popped off career wise since getting this job?

157
00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,560
Speaker 4: Like you related? Babe? I don't think that's related.

158
00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,480
Speaker 3: It is absolutely a causation. The fact that we hired

159
00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,000
Speaker 3: you as an unpaid intern on the show has led

160
00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:41,360
Speaker 3: to to what.

161
00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,200
Speaker 4: Me posting a lot on Instagram? Is that what? Because

162
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,800
Speaker 4: that seems you were.

163
00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:51,800
Speaker 1: Living in a literal swamp in Florida with an alligator. Yes,

164
00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,880
Speaker 1: you you have to It was a wild alligator and

165
00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,120
Speaker 1: you domesticated and said this is frank. And I came

166
00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,240
Speaker 1: there and I said, you know, this girl has something.

167
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so special. Maybe I'll treat her like garbage

168
00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,640
Speaker 4: and have her be an unpaid intern on a podcast

169
00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,360
Speaker 4: that and I won't let her on until six.

170
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,880
Speaker 3: Years in Well, you know, and should we talk about it?

171
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,000
Speaker 3: Should we talk about the thing that actually did happen?

172
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,640
Speaker 1: We can talk about you know what, Sam, I'll let you.

173
00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,760
Speaker 1: I'll let you talk about the thing that happened. But

174
00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,240
Speaker 1: before that, I do want to say, Meg, you know,

175
00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,160
Speaker 1: it's really distasteful to get money in this kind of

176
00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:34,200
Speaker 1: like while we're all on Mike to your employers, in

177
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,920
Speaker 1: this kind of gotcha way. It feels very.

178
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,160
Speaker 4: Gotcha Daddy Warbucks, why why are you If you two

179
00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,160
Speaker 4: are so oh, we share our money equally, then why

180
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,600
Speaker 4: are you wearing fur coats and for bandanas.

181
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,840
Speaker 1: First of all, we never said we share money. We

182
00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:49,760
Speaker 1: actually said the opposite.

183
00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,240
Speaker 4: We said we pay this much to her and this

184
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,920
Speaker 4: much to her. Yes, you know you won't even let

185
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,800
Speaker 4: me have some of your free to putet lunch you've

186
00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,000
Speaker 4: been putting out on the tables.

187
00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's because we're saving it for later.

188
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're saving it for later.

189
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,480
Speaker 4: I told you. The burritos don't keep that long if

190
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,200
Speaker 4: there's meeting it. Every single one of those steaks steak sick.

191
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,200
Speaker 4: You can't order five hundred stick burritos from Chipotle and

192
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:15,280
Speaker 4: not share. Oh reay, watch me. You are nasty, you

193
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,360
Speaker 4: really are. And I don't want to be mean to

194
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,520
Speaker 4: y'all because this has been pretty much my I don't

195
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,120
Speaker 4: want to say make a wish to be on the podcast,

196
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,320
Speaker 4: but I definitely been wanting to get on. You know,

197
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,439
Speaker 4: I've been wishing for it. Can we cut that part out?

198
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,439
Speaker 1: Sam? Say what happened?

199
00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so here's what actually happened. We haven't had this

200
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,400
Speaker 3: podcast for a little over a year. Yeah, and you know,

201
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,959
Speaker 3: on I want to say, day one of trying to

202
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000
Speaker 3: book a guest, my good friend George Savera said, you

203
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,040
Speaker 3: know who we have to have on here? Yeah, we

204
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,600
Speaker 3: have to have the one and only our inter Bankalter.

205
00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,200
Speaker 4: Could you? Oh and you know what. I looked at

206
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,359
Speaker 4: Georgia and I said, I would love to do your podcast.

207
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,120
Speaker 4: Oh is that what happens?

208
00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,120
Speaker 3: Oh? Is that exactly what happened? Because we happened, you

209
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,280
Speaker 3: remember it a little differently where there was a text

210
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,000
Speaker 3: scent that was never responded to.

211
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:13,080
Speaker 1: Picture this. July twenty twenty, I sent a text to

212
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:17,160
Speaker 1: Meg Stalter. I carry it now because when I bring

213
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,680
Speaker 1: my phone close to the computer it makes a buzzing sound.

214
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,440
Speaker 1: But let's just say the gist of it was that

215
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,679
Speaker 1: I wanted her to be on the podcast after already

216
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,320
Speaker 1: asking her to be on the podcast. Many months prior

217
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,160
Speaker 1: when she couldn't make it.

218
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,360
Speaker 4: Okay, before quarantine, these guys wanted me to do the podcast,

219
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,920
Speaker 4: And you know what I said, I love to do podcasts.

220
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,079
Speaker 4: I usually I don't always do other people's, but I

221
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,120
Speaker 4: would love to do yours. Not that would be opposed

222
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,599
Speaker 4: of anyone, but especially yours. I wanted to do it,

223
00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:44,319
Speaker 4: is what I'm saying.

224
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,400
Speaker 1: This is already the mixing messages here, like, so I

225
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,120
Speaker 1: really maybe commit to what you want and don't want.

226
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,880
Speaker 4: I was actually dying to do the podcast. Oh to

227
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,760
Speaker 4: the funniest people. Yeah, I don't care what kind of

228
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,120
Speaker 4: sign I thought. Since the cover had you guys and

229
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,319
Speaker 4: scientists costumes, I thought it was about science. But now

230
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,600
Speaker 4: I know it's about straight culture, which is also its

231
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,520
Speaker 4: own science, right, But that's kind I was like, Oh,

232
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,760
Speaker 4: even though I'm not a scientist, I'd love to be

233
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,800
Speaker 4: going on this, even though you probably usually have scientists. Well,

234
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,520
Speaker 4: then quarantine happened, something that shook all of our world,

235
00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:17,920
Speaker 4: and if you don't know what that is, A big

236
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,240
Speaker 4: disease came you got to.

237
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,560
Speaker 1: Talk about science gone wild.

238
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that big disease in the sky came over here

239
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,080
Speaker 3: and things changed.

240
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,960
Speaker 4: Things We never knew. When I was looking to your

241
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,400
Speaker 4: eyes and you wanted me to do the podcast, I

242
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,640
Speaker 4: never knew it was coming to us. We didn't know

243
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,400
Speaker 4: it was ahead of us that year. But then all

244
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,520
Speaker 4: of a sudden, Now today, a year later, George has

245
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,840
Speaker 4: a text on his phone that has never came to mind.

246
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,760
Speaker 4: I don't know why I didn't come to my phone.

247
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,840
Speaker 4: I don't know if my phone deleted it. But I'm

248
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,760
Speaker 4: getting every other TEXI senting im getting the one that

249
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,360
Speaker 4: you asked about. I could, and I showed George the

250
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,559
Speaker 4: screenshot of not having it, and I just can't believe

251
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,800
Speaker 4: it's true. But now I'm on the podcast and I

252
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,920
Speaker 4: can't believe you haven't asked me sooner.

253
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:05,400
Speaker 3: Wow, I just can't believe the holes in the story.

254
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,400
Speaker 3: You know, Is it more likely just to just sort

255
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,560
Speaker 3: of maybe I gotta do maybe? Oh yeah, oh, maybe

256
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:15,040
Speaker 3: you got a brand new phone that it was before.

257
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,000
Speaker 1: You should know.

258
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,079
Speaker 4: No, I really am saying, like, wait, no, no, that

259
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,440
Speaker 4: couldn't be it, because I got a new phone pretty recently.

260
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,959
Speaker 4: But I was still in New York when I got it,

261
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Speaker 4: and I don't think no quarantine didn't happen. But but

262
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,640
Speaker 4: my thing is how many.

263
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,960
Speaker 1: Times have you moved through this pandemic? How many? How

264
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,559
Speaker 1: many times have you flown across it and get it?

265
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,240
Speaker 4: And by the way, every time I moved last year,

266
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,400
Speaker 4: I was doing it safely.

267
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,360
Speaker 3: Okay?

268
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,959
Speaker 1: How many? How many? How many phones and other electronics

269
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,920
Speaker 1: have you not recycled and thrown into the trash and

270
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,080
Speaker 1: even actually into the ocean?

271
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,560
Speaker 4: I will say, though, sometimes your phone is full and

272
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,320
Speaker 4: starts deleting stuff, so maybe you sent it. I didn't

273
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,839
Speaker 4: see it. Either way, I'm so happy to be here now,

274
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,520
Speaker 4: even though I'm seeing two frowning people.

275
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,240
Speaker 3: You know, you know, and I'm sure it's a delight

276
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,840
Speaker 3: for you to be here right now. But I was

277
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,240
Speaker 3: there those nights when George was like, I don't know

278
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,880
Speaker 3: why she's not responding to me. He would call me

279
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,839
Speaker 3: two am drunk and he would he would just be like, me,

280
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,040
Speaker 3: she hates me, she fucking hates me.

281
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,199
Speaker 1: Bro I would say, I'm gonna call her right now.

282
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her and I'm gonna tell her what

283
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:24,080
Speaker 1: I really feel. And I'm gonna say, then you if

284
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,240
Speaker 1: you don't want to come on this podcast, you don't,

285
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,199
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't want you either.

286
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,720
Speaker 3: I would say no, like I just say, calmed down,

287
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,040
Speaker 3: calm down, You're better than that.

288
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:40,040
Speaker 4: You could have reached out with a phone call for real, though, Oh.

289
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,240
Speaker 3: Huh, you sure your phone wouldn't have just deleted that randomly.

290
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,080
Speaker 1: Or yeah, that would have accidentally gone to voicemail because

291
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,000
Speaker 1: your phone got a bug.

292
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,480
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you. I would totally be like, oh

293
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,160
Speaker 4: my god, I didn't see this here it is though,

294
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:54,400
Speaker 4: But instead of going I don't see this here now

295
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,680
Speaker 4: ever seen it in my phone? I don't know what

296
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,400
Speaker 4: the hell happened. I don't know, but if I knew

297
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,840
Speaker 4: you were gonna interroget me live on the radio, I

298
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,560
Speaker 4: guess I would say I'd come up with something to

299
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,760
Speaker 4: say back, because what I'm saying now is just the truth.

300
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,240
Speaker 4: I think I would have came up with a like

301
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,240
Speaker 4: a bigger hey, this is how funny?

302
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:18,360
Speaker 3: You know?

303
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,880
Speaker 4: I would have looked into why I didn't get the

304
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,800
Speaker 4: text more right?

305
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,760
Speaker 1: H yeah? Well you know what, meg, Let's agree to disagree.

306
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,920
Speaker 4: I do not have that text on my phone. If

307
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,479
Speaker 4: I did, you know what my response would have been, where's.

308
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,640
Speaker 3: The zoom link?

309
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,280
Speaker 2: End me the zoom link?

310
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,920
Speaker 4: I want it? I where's the zoom link. You know,

311
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,440
Speaker 4: there are some people that asked me to be on

312
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:45,160
Speaker 4: their podcast, and I have seen the message. Now I'm

313
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,360
Speaker 4: saying other podcasts.

314
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,560
Speaker 3: You're saying that podcast.

315
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,800
Speaker 4: I'm saying I've seen other requests. You can't respond to

316
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,560
Speaker 4: every request, but y'all's I would have responded to right

317
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,800
Speaker 4: away if I got it. Now. Oh great, Now I'm

318
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:04,440
Speaker 4: coming off as a big bit from you know Oz, unbelievable. No,

319
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,240
Speaker 4: I'm serious.

320
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,080
Speaker 1: You know you know what, Meg, I wish I had

321
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,119
Speaker 1: never discovered you in that swamp.

322
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,560
Speaker 4: Tell you're telling me right now, George and Sam, you're

323
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,320
Speaker 4: telling me right what if I've been calling you guys

324
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,640
Speaker 4: the wrong names, even though I would love that. Tell

325
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,280
Speaker 4: you're telling me that you've responded to every message you've

326
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,400
Speaker 4: ever gotten. Now that I'm saying to George message, if

327
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,920
Speaker 4: I would have saw it, I would have responded, yes,

328
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,840
Speaker 4: oh my god, I want to. But you're saying to

329
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,560
Speaker 4: strangers messages you've responded to every single request for a podcast.

330
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:37,920
Speaker 4: Sometimes you go, oh, I wish I could. I can't

331
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,840
Speaker 4: the way you are digging this hole for yourself. And

332
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,440
Speaker 4: that's if you're listening to this, I won't you to

333
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,880
Speaker 4: keep asking me, because who knows what kind of mood

334
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,480
Speaker 4: I might be in that.

335
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:48,480
Speaker 2: No.

336
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,720
Speaker 4: I wanted if I could do every person's message. If

337
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,480
Speaker 4: I can every person's message, I can do every podcast.

338
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,520
Speaker 4: I would love to.

339
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,040
Speaker 1: I send a personalized video message to everyone who texts me.

340
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760
Speaker 1: It's something small.

341
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,040
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm not doing the podcast.

342
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,480
Speaker 1: I always and I do like i'll do. I'll kind

343
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,640
Speaker 1: of act like it's a fan video, even if it's

344
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,800
Speaker 1: someone with more power than me being like, are you

345
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,840
Speaker 1: free to meet tomorrow at four? I'll send a video

346
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:20,560
Speaker 1: back and I'll say, Hey, so Mark, your friend told

347
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:25,400
Speaker 1: me that your birthday's coming up, and I just want

348
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,000
Speaker 1: to say, have a wonderful birthday. In terms of my schedule,

349
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm not free tomorrow. But deep rocket, it.

350
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:35,200
Speaker 4: Is so funny right now during quarantine to be like,

351
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,880
Speaker 4: I can't really do it tomorrow. I'm too busy using

352
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:43,680
Speaker 4: a heating pad and watching Friends.

353
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,800
Speaker 1: Okay, cafe cartoon.

354
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,800
Speaker 3: I know. I was like, Wow, sweatpants vibes, Okay, you're

355
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,760
Speaker 3: going there.

356
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,080
Speaker 4: Actually I really am using a heating pad right now.

357
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,040
Speaker 4: I know you can't see it on your back. Yeah,

358
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,440
Speaker 4: I'm using it on my back, and I have to

359
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,160
Speaker 4: say I'm so embarrassed to reveal that my back is hurting.

360
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,560
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm eight hundred years old. It's like

361
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,720
Speaker 4: the most embarrassing pain.

362
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,879
Speaker 3: Lemon, Oh my god, you are literally her. That is

363
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,520
Speaker 3: so true.

364
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:17,200
Speaker 4: Stop stop stop I'm kidding if I stop, stop stop, please.

365
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,080
Speaker 1: Just please don't call me.

366
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:18,640
Speaker 3: Let me stop.

367
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:23,840
Speaker 4: I've actually thirty rock right right, yeah, because I have

368
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,800
Speaker 4: not really I've only seen a couple episodes of that.

369
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,560
Speaker 1: Whoa Yeah.

370
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,960
Speaker 4: I mean, I know people think that I would be

371
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,760
Speaker 4: a big rockhead, and I bet and what I've seen

372
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,560
Speaker 4: I loved. There's something about it though that didn't I

373
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,440
Speaker 4: just simply didn't watch more.

374
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,360
Speaker 1: Well, it's the New York cosmopolitan intellectual humor. A lot

375
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:44,960
Speaker 1: of people can't really connect to it.

376
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,440
Speaker 4: I don't know what it was. I mean, I was laughing, smiling,

377
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:54,320
Speaker 4: but there I go, turning it off, not really turning

378
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,800
Speaker 4: it off, just not turning it on again. I could

379
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,080
Speaker 4: totally get into it. It's maybe I think I just

380
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,640
Speaker 4: missed the boat, you know, like sometimes you just missed

381
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,480
Speaker 4: the boat on something and you jump.

382
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,800
Speaker 1: In and you're in the water and you're drowning.

383
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,200
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, well, Top our Top Listener Tina fe

384
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,760
Speaker 3: is not going to be happy to hear He's not

385
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,840
Speaker 3: going to be happy. She's hold up.

386
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,280
Speaker 1: Well, I actually think everything Tinfa has ever written or

387
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,760
Speaker 1: said really holds up, just culturally.

388
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,880
Speaker 4: Speaking, totally. You're a big Tina.

389
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm a huge apologist. I have an alt account.

390
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,320
Speaker 1: It's called Tina was right all along?

391
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,200
Speaker 4: The canceled Huh has she been a little canceled half.

392
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,040
Speaker 1: Over and over again every year?

393
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,400
Speaker 4: I don't know why. I totally have just blocked out

394
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,640
Speaker 4: everything I've Tina Fe related.

395
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,879
Speaker 1: I'm just weird.

396
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,800
Speaker 4: I don't what is she canceled about. I feel like

397
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:51,320
Speaker 4: I remember, but we can't me to say what it

398
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,359
Speaker 4: was because I can't remember.

399
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,280
Speaker 1: Was it something in her show herb It's actually that

400
00:18:55,359 --> 00:19:00,560
Speaker 1: her memoir Bossy Pants is fully plagiarized. Yeah, wow, she

401
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,640
Speaker 1: copied all of it.

402
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,240
Speaker 3: It was.

403
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:07,560
Speaker 1: It's actually a direct plagiarism of the memoir of.

404
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,359
Speaker 4: Uh, go on, go on, go on.

405
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's gonna nail this. He's gonna nail this.

406
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,359
Speaker 3: It's gonna crush that's gonna crush on. Please.

407
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,080
Speaker 1: It is, in fact, word for word the trial by

408
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,200
Speaker 1: Franz Kafka.

409
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't hit.

410
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 4: That is so hard to No, it's our fault. It's

411
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,200
Speaker 4: our faultly, I mean, so I couldn't have I tell

412
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:36,479
Speaker 4: you what.

413
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,280
Speaker 1: I'll give you a little behind the scenes. And I'm

414
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,399
Speaker 1: looking at my please, I'm looking at my bookcase. Next

415
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,080
Speaker 1: next to Tina Facebook is Carrie Brownstein's memoir. So I thought,

416
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,719
Speaker 1: maybe there's something there. Maybe I'll say Kerry Brownstein, but like,

417
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 1: that's not funny out of context. And then I was frantically,

418
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800
Speaker 1: so I have this. I'm looking at my one of

419
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,360
Speaker 1: my non fiction shelves. Okay, this is the order of books.

420
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,720
Speaker 1: After that is David Foster Wallace two loaded. I can't

421
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,520
Speaker 1: you know, I can't get into the Infinite Test. It's

422
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,240
Speaker 1: it's his book. After that his conflict is not abuse.

423
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 1: After that is a book from a biology class I

424
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 1: took in college about literally evolution. After that, Lena dunnanto

425
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 1: them like you don't want Lena, like that would add

426
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,199
Speaker 1: so many things.

427
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 3: Well, all those are like very literal too.

428
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:26,120
Speaker 1: Exactly it was then, and then I have Carrie Fisher

429
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 1: Patti Smith. Again, it's not none of those. Then Prozac Nation.

430
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 1: You don't want to get into that.

431
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,400
Speaker 4: You got to put some funnier stuff on there.

432
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, get a Calvin and Hobbes for your little bookshelf.

433
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you, oh, your little bookshelf. I was picturing

434
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,080
Speaker 4: a big bookshelf, but now you're saying little.

435
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't. And then and then, truly, what happened is

436
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 1: I suddenly looked up and I was like, you know what,

437
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,679
Speaker 1: forget the nonfiction shelf. Go to the fiction one. Yeah,

438
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: go to the fiction shell, to the fiction. I went

439
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 1: to the fiction shelf. First thing. I see the trial

440
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: by France by Franz cough cut.

441
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,719
Speaker 4: Oh, go ahead, retail, Yeah, we can cut that out.

442
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,120
Speaker 3: We can cut that out once again.

443
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 4: I would like to cut out that part earlier that

444
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 4: I said to cut out if we if we can say,

445
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 4: when I make a wish, don't want to want to put.

446
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 1: The behind the scenes of my joke and the joke itself.

447
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 3: No, that was the best part.

448
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 4: I don't cut out if we're cutting out anything, which

449
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm gonna have time to cut that much.

450
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 4: I know I'm editing the podcast, but I think just

451
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 4: the thing I said about the make a Wish, because

452
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 4: I just I realized what it sounded like once I

453
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 4: said it I don't know. I was doing a joke about, oh,

454
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 4: I've been wishing to be honest, but then make a wish.

455
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 4: That sounds sad, and it's a you know, you know

456
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 4: what make a wish is that makes me sad. I

457
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 4: don't want yea be sad. So let's just cut that

458
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 4: and cut when I'm talking about it again.

459
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe let's not cut the make a wish

460
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: part and cut the thing I said.

461
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 4: I think we should cut up saying I said, because

462
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to say that and it came out

463
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 4: that way. What you said you intended every second.

464
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 3: You were really on purpose, George, You were really purpose.

465
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 4: You totally did, dude.

466
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: But I my head, it I just, you know, as

467
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 1: someone who listened to you and and actually was watching

468
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, you, of your own free will, decided

469
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,439
Speaker 1: to make a joke about making experience. What happened with

470
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 1: me is I started a sentence and then I was

471
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,679
Speaker 1: egged on violently by the two of you.

472
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 4: Well, we were really were putting so much dead air of.

473
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was making the podcast bad, so we had

474
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: to change.

475
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 4: I just like if I was a listener, because that's

476
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 4: what I do when I'm on a podcast, I put

477
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 4: myself in the listener's shoes. I would have turned it

478
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 4: off the second you were searching for And if I

479
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 4: was a listener i heard the make a wish thing,

480
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 4: I'd say, oh God, she didn't mean it like that.

481
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 4: They should have cut that as Wow.

482
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I think it's really good that we've

483
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 1: now brought back the thing you didn't want to talk

484
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 1: about multiple times, so that that was impossible to cut

485
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: it out in the first place.

486
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 4: I mean, you talked about your book, thanks so much

487
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 4: that we're gonna have to leave that in and in fact,

488
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 4: we might have to do a voiceover you saying it

489
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 4: even louder.

490
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 3: We'll put some reverb on.

491
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: What is the funniest thing Tina Fey could have played

492
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: DRIs the Bible?

493
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 3: The Bible you done, bitch.

494
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 4: And that's how close that was, how fast my brain works.

495
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 4: And the other thing is we should talk about her

496
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 4: cover of that book. I always thought that was kind

497
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 4: of weird. Yeah, no, it's really bad. And again I

498
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 4: know she's canceled. I think it's from some tweets maybe

499
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 4: or no.

500
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 3: We're not. I don't want to talk about her.

501
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 4: Maybe something in her show that I haven't seen Aby

502
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 4: Pollar is good though, right.

503
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,679
Speaker 3: Oh she's so good. I mean if you like, like

504
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 3: for us as people that underpay our workers, like, okay, fine.

505
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 4: She's canceled. Please don't cancel Will Ferrell.

506
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: He's perfect.

507
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 3: Wait now I want to come out with isaid I.

508
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: Just actually not me. I mean, honestly, Meg is editing this. Meg.

509
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: What I want you to do is add random bleeps throughout.

510
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 3: So it's kind of.

511
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 4: I think we should cut I think we should bleep

512
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 4: over every name we say, and every time someone whoever

513
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 4: I don't know who says make a wish, we should

514
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 4: bleep over that, whoever says it. But we should just

515
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 4: bleep over that and bleep over the names your your

516
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 4: guys are using.

517
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: I don't understand the issue around the make a wish joke.

518
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 4: I thought that was like totally bad for people. Okay,

519
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 4: maybe maybe just cut out the part.

520
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't just think mentioning make away. It's like.

521
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 3: Doesn't exist, Like.

522
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Make a wish is a good thing because it gives

523
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: it fulfills wishes. You're right for the public consumption of

524
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: people like desperate for.

525
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 4: I guess the joke though, would be that I'd have

526
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 4: to be sick to make a wish like that's really sad,

527
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 4: and I would like you to cut it out.

528
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 3: I think like a lot of us, like you know,

529
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: like if we were like it's please no no.

530
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 4: I guess now that if you leave it in, you

531
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 4: realize that my heart's full of gold. And I'm feeling

532
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 4: bad about the joke, like the way it sounded, and yes, hell,

533
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 4: I think the best thing.

534
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: You can do is keep addressing it.

535
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 4: Well, what I want to say is the make Awakes

536
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 4: joke has really hurt me, really badly that I said it,

537
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 4: and I wasn't making fun of the actual foundation.

538
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: You know what my wishes to move on.

539
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 4: You didn't have a bookshelf and your books were just

540
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 4: lying around on the floor.

541
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: You to not even have a place to put my book.

542
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're going to make a wish like that.

543
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: And you want me to just have them all over

544
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: my floor and step on them every day, wake up,

545
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: wake up every day, get on.

546
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: You know the last time open the last time you

547
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 4: sat down and you said TV too boring. I guess

548
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 4: I'll be.

549
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 3: Reading now, George, she is getting your ass, George dead.

550
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: My bookshelf is literally us free shows, and all I

551
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: do is watch TV.

552
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 4: When is the last time you cracked open your biology

553
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 4: book from college?

554
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: You were sitting down with it. I watched TV all

555
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: day and then Instagram kind of take photos of books

556
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: and say hashtag currently reading. And it's a book next

557
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: to a little coffee mug that's maybe hand painted, maybe

558
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: by a child who's making wish was to hand paint

559
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: a mug for a famous Brooklyn comedian.

560
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 4: Okay, I just figured it out, though. The reason why

561
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 4: the make a wish joke worked is because we're not

562
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 4: making fun of the foundation. We're making fun of the

563
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 4: fact that someone's wish would be to be on a

564
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 4: podcast or to make a mug to She always brings

565
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 4: it back around. Sorry, it wasn't not time to say.

566
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 3: So.

567
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 4: I really want to know when is the last time

568
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 4: you said the how is Netflix? I'm going to be reading?

569
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 4: Can I tell you my biology book?

570
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what the book is called? Because

571
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: it's the funny title. It's one of those titles where

572
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: it's like someone's wants straight about something serious, but they're like,

573
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a fun name. Are you

574
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: ready for it?

575
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm ready okay, no wait, wait wait no, ready, ready, okay.

576
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 3: I can tell you a funny name. Okay, hurry, hurry.

577
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 4: The name is I'm laughing already, I really am.

578
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: Okay. The name of the book is Why Zebras Don't

579
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: Get Ulcers?

580
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh no god, that is not funny.

581
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 3: That does not make me laugh. That is annoying.

582
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: My stomach hurts for real.

583
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, pissed off. I'm p o oh.

584
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 4: That really sucks.

585
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: Dude, You George, George. I want you, while this camera

586
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 3: is on, I want you to take that book and

587
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 3: I want you to put it in the fucking garbage

588
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 3: I want to watch as you take that book, open

589
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 3: your garbage can, and throw it in.

590
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 4: Wait, I have to see the cover. What's it about? Oh?

591
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's hurting me.

592
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: They just want to say this book. The reason I've

593
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: kept this book is because the professor was extremely inspiring

594
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: and influential in my life.

595
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 4: It's a biology book.

596
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: Then, Robert Sopolski's acclaimed Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers combines

597
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: cutting edge research with a healthy dose of good humor

598
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: and practical advice to explain how prolonged stress causes or

599
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: intensifies a range of physical and mental afflictions, including depression, ulcers,

600
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: heart disease.

601
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: And more.

602
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 4: I can guarantee you there's not humor in it. Healthy

603
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 4: dose of humor my ass.

604
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, prove it, beach, George.

605
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: And in the cover it's Zebra's doing Matisse dancers formation.

606
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 4: Oh god, that is perverted to draw Zebra's standing up

607
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 4: and holding hands like that. They would never do that.

608
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: Also, and you're like light humor book to like lo

609
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 3: ol reference Matisse is like, oh my god.

610
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 4: I could just picture him going on to his wife.

611
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: You would never believe a kind of title I thought

612
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 4: it for my booking for you would never believe the

613
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 4: tunnel I thought on my book today about ulcers. Yeah,

614
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 4: do you remember that time we're at the zoo we

615
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 4: were looking at zebras. That's gonna have a lot to

616
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 4: do with the title.

617
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: And what's awesome is it's gonna be like a book

618
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 3: about like science, but it's actually lightly humorous as well,

619
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 3: so it kind of flips the whole genre upon its head.

620
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 4: You can tell someone's gonna find this book at the library,

621
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 4: the Bound and Noble and think the what is the heck?

622
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 4: This is about science. I thought this was gonna be

623
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 4: a funny book. Well I'm laughing anyway, and worry something

624
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: about it?

625
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: Grow up, get a life.

626
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 4: George, George wrote it? If George wrote it, George.

627
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 3: Would you write this book?

628
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: I didn't write it, but I I pitched the title.

629
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's actually funny. If someone pitched it the title.

630
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: Didn't write it, though, because that means they're just kind

631
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 4: of like joking, you.

632
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: Know what, whatever, you don't need to make me feel better, Okay.

633
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: I thought I would bring up this book as a

634
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: kind of joke, and and my hope was that because

635
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: I was so insecure, I said, isn't this so bad?

636
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: And then I wanted you guys to be like, no,

637
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: that's actually really smart, so I could be like, well,

638
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: surprised I wrote it. But I guess that's not really

639
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: how it played out.

640
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 4: WHOA be the name of your if you had to

641
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 4: write another book about ulcers? Or if I had to

642
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 4: write a book about ulcers, what would the name be?

643
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 4: That could be better, though.

644
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: But it has to be about ulcers.

645
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 4: I mean this has to be about well, what all

646
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 4: is the book about?

647
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: Like stress?

648
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 4: Okay, it's gotta be about stress.

649
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: Like the biology of stress.

650
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 4: Okay, it might take me a second.

651
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 3: Really really hard.

652
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: I know what mine would be. It would be unclench

653
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: your asshole. But that asked would have like question mark

654
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: at symbol exclamation point, Like.

655
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 4: You came up with that so fast. Is that something

656
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 4: you're working on right now?

657
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think if it is something I'm

658
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: working on extracurricularly, like I don't have to talk about

659
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: it until it's ready.

660
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a title.

661
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 4: I have the title of my book.

662
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now that I gave you enough time to

663
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: think of something, I literally thought of four other titles

664
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: in that time.

665
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: Look, there is.

666
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 4: Life of Beach, but the cover is wait no, no, no,

667
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 4: wait yeah, Life's of Beach, kind of saying Life's of bitch.

668
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 4: There's the cover of It's a beach and it's somebody

669
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: who lost their bathing suit and they have a sunburn

670
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 4: so you can see their tail lines and they're crossing

671
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: their their arms.

672
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: How is that about stress?

673
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: I don't get it.

674
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 4: It's like, okay, so it's.

675
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: His it's saying relax, life's the beach.

676
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to put the relax in there.

677
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: No, I understand the implication.

678
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 4: It's going life to beach, and then underneath it a

679
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 4: little of letters and it says other stories about stress

680
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 4: and ulcer related stuff. Then you have the person that

681
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 4: lost their bathing suit and behind them you see a

682
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 4: dog that's holding their bathing suit, like the dog just

683
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 4: ripped the bathing suit off the person. So the person's

684
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 4: obviously stress. They're at the beach with her family missing.

685
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: It's that sunscreen girl, and the dog is pulling down

686
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: her baby.

687
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 4: Is that already a thing?

688
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: That's so I think you're actually describing down.

689
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 4: It's not just pulling down babe. It's actually stole in

690
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: the whole suit. And it's not a baby. It's a woman,

691
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 4: maybe me or Cameron Diaz standing in the front completely

692
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: nude but holding her hand over her pussy and and

693
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 4: her breast, and the dogs totally got the bathing suit.

694
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 4: And then behind them is her husband or wife or

695
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,479
Speaker 4: whoever her partner. They are just what whoever they're married to.

696
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 4: You see, the ring is kind of under an umbrella

697
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 4: being like, what the hell, why is my wife naked?

698
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 4: There's like an air bubble that yeah.

699
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: And so that person is getting an ulcer because they're

700
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 3: stressed because their wife is naked.

701
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: I think that would also work as a title, What

702
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: the hell why is my wife naked? Or is about stress?

703
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: Ulcers and others?

704
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: That's good, that's good.

705
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 4: Lifes of beach and at the end, lives of beach

706
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 4: because then the beach thing doesn't make sense.

707
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to say beach on the title, or

708
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 3: else the beach makes no sense.

709
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: Stories about ulcer, stress and how LIFs of beach?

710
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 4: Okay, stories about stress and ulcers dot dot dot. Life's

711
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: a beach?

712
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay?

713
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Sam?

714
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 3: What is your okay? Okay? Mine is it's boring? Biology?

715
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: Book about stress and animals? Dot dot dot not?

716
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: Sorry? Animals?

717
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like zebras?

718
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 4: Like zebras, So you're just stealing from the title. So

719
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 4: you're just stealing from the title we've already seen.

720
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 3: Then I'm literally not because supposed to steal it.

721
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 4: Can you say it again?

722
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: What the original book is called Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcer?

723
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? And now SAMs is called.

724
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: What boring book about ulcers and animals? Dot dot dot

725
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 3: not not?

726
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 4: Are you saying that dot not not about animals or

727
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 4: not boring?

728
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: Not boring?

729
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 4: You got to say that in the title, you have.

730
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: To act the boring part.

731
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Lives of Beach you could put that into right,

732
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 4: I mean.

733
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually Lives of Beach could go on any of these.

734
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 4: I love that title. I just was confused when you

735
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 4: said not. I was like, well, it is about ulcers,

736
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 4: Well right, but it's not boring. We'll say that.

737
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 1: Okay, what if it is? I want to kind of

738
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: go off of your what if it is boring book

739
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: about animals and ulcers brackets? Insert joke here?

740
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 4: Couldn't Could the book come with like a little marker

741
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 4: and they can write in their joke for real? Oh,

742
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 4: like a dry erase board.

743
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

744
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a magnet cover and it comes with

745
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 3: all those words, so you can like make your own

746
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 3: title every single day.

747
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: Okay, So what if it's not a book but it's

748
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 1: just a set of magnets with a lot of different words.

749
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, I would love this book.

750
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: Yeah it could.

751
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 4: It could actually help you distress.

752
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: I was about to say, what literally, if you were

753
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: to tell me what would help more reading a book

754
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: called why Zebras Don't get ulcers? Or just kind of

755
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: being in like a pillow padded room with with a

756
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: bunch of magnets around, kind of in a facility. I

757
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: would say the latter.

758
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 4: I actually thought a really good title. Just now, Oh,

759
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 4: cabbage soup and other things our mother's taught us.

760
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 3: So this just this is different. This is a different book, right, No, it's.

761
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 4: Totally about the same thing. The on the back, it'll

762
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 4: on the cover, it'll say, flip to the back. If

763
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 4: you want to know what the book's about, you flip

764
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 4: to the bag and I'll go this book is not

765
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 4: just about your mom. It's it's about everyone's mom and

766
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 4: everyone the mom's stressed. Because everyone's stressed. Let's talk about it.

767
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 3: Ulcers ulcer.

768
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm picturing the totally the covers a bowl

769
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 4: of soup with the little like alphabet letters and it says,

770
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 4: I'm stressed.

771
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a cabbage soup but with the alphabet

772
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: noodles and I'm.

773
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 4: Stressed and I have an ulcer.

774
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: It's a soup delivery service where every with the are

775
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: you doing an ad right now? With the mag please,

776
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: with the purchase of the book, you also get a

777
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: soup a month. It's a Soup the Month club, And

778
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: each of them also has psychotropic drugs that decrease stress

779
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: and ulcers.

780
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 4: What kind of trug really?

781
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: Now? Okay, I guess really, Oh so that's what we're

782
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: doing now, drugs.

783
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 4: That's so funny because I went from talking about your

784
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 4: bookshelf that now we're drugging people. Well cool, I guess.

785
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: Let's before we get in some dead air, maybe we

786
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 3: should go into our first segment.

787
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really sorry I got carried away. I

788
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: was just trying to be funny.

789
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna have to cut that segment. Let's do this.

790
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: I just I want to say I'm really sorry for that.

791
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: George. Just let's let the public decide your punishment.

792
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean for anyone listening, I know it's.

793
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 4: Totally funny you're trying to drug people. I guess I.

794
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: Really do think, like I just want to say, genuinely, like,

795
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny to have a Soup of

796
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: the Month club where the soups contain drugs.

797
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 4: You do think it's funny because you think you're funny,

798
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 4: because well, you know what, I listen.

799
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes you know you can't control what you laugh at.

800
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: And I think it was a nervous respet. Maybe I

801
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: thought it was funny when I first said it, But

802
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: now I realize I'm listening, I'm learning, and I realized

803
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: it is actually really really not funny and actually like

804
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: can be traumic something. Think about a turn off soup

805
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: of them on the club with with drugs. The soups

806
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: have drugs, total turn off, are off.

807
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 4: And I'm just saying, no, I'm I'm not. I'm just

808
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 4: saying people might be listening. Maybe people have a crush

809
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 4: on you and they hear that and go, oh, that's

810
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 4: my ick. Do you guys? Do you guys have those

811
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: you know that? Did you see those people are talking

812
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 4: about having IX about people? Have you heard of that?

813
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 4: So okay, this is a TikTok thing. So people will

814
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 4: say like, oh, tell me what your ick is. And

815
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 4: it's basically like something that if someone you were interested

816
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: in romantically would do, you'd be like turned off at

817
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 4: the very turned off, so that I think about it,

818
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 4: you don't even want to date them. Or like, if

819
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: you're trying to get over someone, you can think of

820
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 4: one of the X and it helps you. It's like

821
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 4: you can like and it will be like really specific,

822
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 4: like oh, them falling because their shoes are untied. That's

823
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 4: a big embarrassing ick.

824
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: Oh, it would be if someone didn't believe in what

825
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: I said.

826
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 4: Just cut this part out. No, I'm kidding, Okay, yeah,

827
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 4: do you have an eck?

828
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mine is if someone doesn't believe in social justice.

829
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally today, same, totally same, No, really I mean yeah.

830
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 3: I mean literally, yeah, what else can you say? That's

831
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: a huge ick.

832
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: So our first called straight Shooters, and in this segment

833
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: we ask you a series of rapid fire questions to

834
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: get your familiarity with and complicity in straight culture. The

835
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: way this works is that we're going to ask you

836
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: this thing or that thing, and you just have to

837
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: say what you gravitate towards. You have to let your

838
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: body and your spirit side for you. You're not allowed

839
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: to ask any follow up questions. You just kind of

840
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: have to go for it.

841
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 4: So you're not it's not supposed to be what's or straight.

842
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: Already you're sorry questions. Yeah, I'll start you off with.

843
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 3: Kind of.

844
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: Ikea or I robotic Aikea.

845
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 3: Okay, retail therapy or electroshock therapy.

846
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: Retail, asymmetrical knitwear or asymptomatic transmission.

847
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 3: Knitwear being a Bad Bitch or being a Bad Friend,

848
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 3: Being a Bad Bitch.

849
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Californication on

850
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: Showtime starring David d'covney.

851
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 3: The second one The Chronicles of Narnia or the Chronicles

852
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: of Riddick Narnia.

853
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: Discreete and Looking for Same or Concrete Jungle where dreams

854
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: are made.

855
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 4: Of the Jungle?

856
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 3: Wow, Where's my uniqueness? Nerve and Talent? Or Federal Bureau

857
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: of Investigation.

858
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 4: The first one, Wow, Wow, the fastest we've ever got

859
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 4: answered so fast that I was like, oh my god,

860
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 4: I'm smart.

861
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: I was really answering quickly. But it also like I

862
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 3: cannot help but feel that sort of the the joy

863
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: was sucked out of it.

864
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: You know, I really think I think of you as

865
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: someone who's so good at improv saying something unexpected, and

866
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: this is really you two answers, I'm blank canvas.

867
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: I didn't improvise that you were saying this or this.

868
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 4: You know, I couldn't really thick on a third answer.

869
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 3: A lot of guests something that sort of.

870
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: Babies think outside the box.

871
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 4: You too, are mad at me for not asking questions

872
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 4: and just doing what I'm told like a good girl.

873
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 4: You found yourself a good girl. Now you're mad about it.

874
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 4: You wanted me to be a little bit. I'm not

875
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 4: answering me.

876
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: What do you I'm sorry you're singing Jenny Levado's new song.

877
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: You wanted me to be a little bit.

878
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: You want to be a little bitch. You phone what

879
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 4: you wanted to see, and now you're mad at this

880
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 4: little bit, this little may you literally are mad, literally

881
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: mad for playing along. Here's the thing though, me and

882
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 4: George talking about this earlier. I'm not gonna give too

883
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 4: many details.

884
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: I guess I wasn't on this call.

885
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 4: Sometimes, and I'm not talking about just podcasts, but live shows.

886
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 4: Sometimes people don't want to play right. I like to play.

887
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 4: So if you tell me you're gonna do a game

888
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 4: and you don't want me asking questions, I'm not gonna answer.

889
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 4: I'm gonnazip my little bitchy lips. I'm not gonna answer questions.

890
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play the game. That's what you wanted. Have

891
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 4: you ever had someone I've had somebody that's.

892
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: Literally the second single. I'm gonna and play the game.

893
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 4: I had some one of my show ones where I

894
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 4: was supposed to be doing a character and they were

895
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 4: just like making like It's not like they were making

896
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 4: fun of me, but it's like they didn't play along

897
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 4: and they didn't have to be a character, but they

898
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 4: were on the show like Okay, what is she doing?

899
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 4: And it ruins the bit. So, Yeah, if you wanted

900
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 4: me to play a game, I'm not gonna ask any

901
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 4: questions about it. I'm gonna play the game. You give

902
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 4: me two answers, I'm gonna give you one of them.

903
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 3: Look like, we're not accusing you of not playing the game.

904
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 3: We definitely respect.

905
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 4: In fact, I did play the game.

906
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 3: You clearly have a love of the game. That being said,

907
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: there was sort of sort of an unreactive coldness to

908
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 3: the way that you played the.

909
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 4: Game, which, well, the other thing is I didn't know

910
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 4: how many questions there were. There would have been. You

911
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 4: said it was the speed round. I was like, okay,

912
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: now if I if you asked me, and again, I'll

913
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 4: think more about it if you want. But you were mad.

914
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 4: I was getting through them, and I thought maybe the

915
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 4: goal of the game was to do it like rapid fire,

916
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 4: like whatever first comes to mind.

917
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Well, you know what, Meg, I'll say this

918
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm willing to move past this. And I actually just

919
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: streamed Demi Levado's new song closed My Bitchulips and My Bitulips,

920
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: and it reminded me that I don't have to get

921
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: my validation from other people. And if, uh, you know,

922
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: if if you didn't play the game in the way

923
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: that I want it, that doesn't reflect only.

924
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 4: People really get into it. Oh no, I Keia, do

925
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 4: they like.

926
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: Really go, oh my god, you're absolutely attacking us.

927
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 4: No, I love the game.

928
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: I think you clearly hate the game.

929
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: And I say something, that was the one I just

930
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: that was the one that I put last minute because

931
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: I have freaked out and didn't have a last one.

932
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: So the fact that that's what you chose.

933
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 4: They the game so much. I just didn't know it

934
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 4: was a discussion. I didn't know that was a big

935
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 4: chunk of time you all were saving for the game.

936
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 4: I thought it was literally speed round, speed round, speed round.

937
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 4: What comes the first mind? What comes to first mind?

938
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: And then at the end you were able to assess

939
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 4: how close to a straight culture?

940
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, yeah, But now.

941
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 4: You're saying, okay, you gave us nothing. Meg. We we

942
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 4: we really saw out to ask you questions that we're

943
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 4: going to be conversation starters and you just chase one

944
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 4: one one robotic robotic robotic.

945
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's a it's a balance.

946
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 4: Here's my one question. And I've been opening and shutting

947
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 4: this little box the whole time on the podcast. Have

948
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: you been able to hear that.

949
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 3: This whole recording is ruined? Whole recording?

950
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I really can hell that y'all are

951
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 4: at a beep beep beep stop sign now that I

952
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 4: have ruined the game? Do you want to re ask

953
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 4: me the questions? Because I can. I could probably let

954
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 4: me just ask me a question. I'll try to give

955
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 4: you more.

956
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 3: No, we can, please just one?

957
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 4: Please just want one question? I could show you. I

958
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: could do it, just one, just to.

959
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: Drop the you know meg, Yeah, truly. The entire joke

960
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: of the segment is no one does it correctly.

961
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 3: Oh god.

962
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: But having said that, this is the worst anyone has

963
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: ever done?

964
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 4: What you say, fuel grocery store? Would you say, I

965
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 4: Kia or blank? Well, I don't know. I he has

966
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: really drawn me, and you know, straight people go there,

967
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 4: so well, I guess I choose iki.

968
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, now you're clearly lashing out because you're

969
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 3: upset that we are critiquing you. But you know, just

970
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 3: we we beg of you just to sort of hear

971
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: us and and and and grow and learn from this moment.

972
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I'm doing the opposite of growing.

973
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 4: I'm shrinking down, making me feel small, Sam, especially Sam.

974
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 3: Oh, well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you

975
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 3: feel small.

976
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 4: Did you say that you had an ick that you

977
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 4: didn't tell us we were talking about X.

978
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 3: I just said same because honestly, I didn't have one.

979
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 4: To me so small one of mine is like certain

980
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 4: things people say that's just kind of like cringe, you know,

981
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 4: like I know that's so broad, but if someone just

982
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 4: like like if someone gives you a nickname too soon,

983
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 4: it's kind of weird. Like you're texting and they're like, okay,

984
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 4: what plusy girl, I don't know, like I do have

985
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 4: an ick?

986
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: I have one. What is it when people try when

987
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 3: you're like doing something already and then they try to

988
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 3: make plans again, Like when they're like, oh maybe tomorrow

989
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 3: we can like.

990
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, you have to give it time.

991
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta give it time.

992
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 3: Like be in the moment, like this is the fun

993
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 3: part and then if this goes well, we'll hang out again.

994
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 4: Hard just yeah, go ahead, no you say, George, go George.

995
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: Hard of an event or a hangout is the week

996
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: following it where you process it.

997
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 4: You so you need a week before you text it

998
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 4: to make other plans, Well.

999
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: George is really traumatic? Hangouts? It is it?

1000
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 4: Friends are like a romantic I actually I think both.

1001
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1002
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: I have many different therapists that are for like my

1003
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: interactions with each of my friends. So if I hang

1004
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: out with Sam, I go to my Sam specific therapist.

1005
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get.

1006
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: If I hang out with you, of course, there's an

1007
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: entire team. Yeah.

1008
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 4: What was the team doing when you sent that text

1009
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 4: asking me to be.

1010
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 3: They were working overtime, honey, they were working over time.

1011
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: You know what? I realized. One of my real is

1012
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 4: someone trying to make me dinner too soon, like someone

1013
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 4: like someone made me dinner on a second date once

1014
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 4: and I literally cried, like I could, I like cried

1015
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 4: in just because I was like, I'm not ready for

1016
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,479
Speaker 4: this so much intimacy. But the food was really good,

1017
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 4: but like I cried because I was like, oh, I'm

1018
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 4: not ready to date right now. I guess Yeah, so

1019
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 4: I think it's just so like their hands have been

1020
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 4: in the food, and it's like it's actually making my

1021
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 4: stomach crawl right now.

1022
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: Well, occasionally someone will literally pull a line on you

1023
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: that is like out of a movie about how it's

1024
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: a bad line, and it's truly it's like you get whiplash,

1025
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: like for someone to suddenly be like, wow, you look.

1026
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 3: Wow, you look stunning.

1027
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 4: I can't take my eyes off you.

1028
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn did you fall from Did it hurt

1029
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,919
Speaker 3: when you fell from heaven? Because you look like.

1030
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 4: Oh oh, there's if you really like the person. I

1031
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 4: guess if they were like, oh, you're giving me butterflies,

1032
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 4: like if you really like them, but then if you

1033
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 4: don't like them, if you are thinking about do I

1034
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 4: like this person and they say something like too gushy,

1035
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, judge, gotta.

1036
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 3: Go any this. I never felt this way about anyone before.

1037
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 4: It's like we're still on advertisers, honey, buy me dinner first.

1038
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 3: That would be such a funny way. I'm on dates.

1039
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 3: You know, I'm so cold, you have to be, But

1040
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 3: it would be so funny to run in the other

1041
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 3: direction and just be like like, do you ever think

1042
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 3: that like, we are two people that found each other

1043
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 3: on this big stupid rock, and.

1044
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's exactly what I mean.

1045
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 3: We're just flying through space on this big stupid day one.

1046
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm going to do.

1047
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna do next time, if if I

1048
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: ever go on a date again, I'm gonna earnestly say hey,

1049
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: And as the person's leaving, when the date is done,

1050
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: the persons go to turn around, and I'm gonna say

1051
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: a word for word, just wanted to get take another

1052
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: look at you.

1053
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 4: So that would make me fall in love with you

1054
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 4: because I feel like you're being so funny. Yeah, if

1055
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 4: someone said something like that and they weren't being funny,

1056
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 4: then then yeah, Like if someone's like, yeah, turn around,

1057
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 4: I want to be kissing you, makes.

1058
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 3: Me want to be kissing you. That makes me want

1059
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 3: to be kissing that, so round makes me want to

1060
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 3: be kissing you.

1061
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 4: Something about someone being like I want to make you

1062
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,280
Speaker 4: dinner makes me throw up. But if it was dating

1063
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 4: dating someone, that's sweet. Oh you're making the dinner cool.

1064
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 4: But yeah, introduce topic.

1065
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

1066
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 4: Thought we did.

1067
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 3: Fuck. What was our topic?

1068
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 4: Well? I thought was something we already talked about which.

1069
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: Was topic is reading, so we've already started talking about it.

1070
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: So actual books it counts.

1071
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 4: I think it does count. Yeah, I was honestly, wait,

1072
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 4: did you not do that on purpose? Because I honestly

1073
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 4: was like, this is so smooth. You were literally bringing

1074
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 4: up reading like up top, like you know.

1075
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: What I do part of me.

1076
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: I did do it on purpose directly.

1077
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, unbelievable. You can't believe he's taking credit for this.

1078
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 4: It was totally you had to have like your brain

1079
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: had to have done that because it's just so clean.

1080
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 4: It was so smooth, and we talked about it from

1081
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 4: most of the time, so like you had to have been.

1082
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: My brain is really evolved, and often I can't keep.

1083
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 3: Up with it. Actually, hands all the therapists.

1084
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: Hands all the therapists, well they all you know, they're

1085
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: all useless because I am too smart.

1086
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 4: M M. You are really Hey, you really are smart,

1087
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 4: and I know you're trying to be silly right now,

1088
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 4: but you're both of you are very geniuses. No, yes,

1089
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 4: don't say that about my friends that they're not because

1090
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 4: they are.

1091
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: Okay, So I just want to I'm like, fun. We

1092
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 3: have so many points where we go dead.

1093
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 4: It's so natural to have moments where you stop talking,

1094
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 4: like you can't just go go go, But it's so

1095
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 4: funny to point it out because it makes the other

1096
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 4: person panic.

1097
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: Meg, What about reading a straight to you?

1098
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I was drinking some lemonade. Thanks for the

1099
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 4: most bisexual thing you can do. I think that. I

1100
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 4: think the act of like posting on Instagram like you

1101
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 4: said earlier, like I can't wait to dive in. I

1102
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 4: think that's really straight, and it's not like the act

1103
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 4: of reading like all of us. It's yeah, it's the

1104
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 4: like oh and it's even I don't want to say this.

1105
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 4: The idea of having a bookshelf OK a little bit,

1106
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos. I don't think all books bookshelves are straight.

1107
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: No, I wish I had one. Where do you put

1108
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: your books?

1109
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 4: I don't have that many, George, they don't need to

1110
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 4: go anywhere. I got a couple of books. Well, first

1111
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: of all, I feel like I had more, but moving Tella,

1112
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 4: I didn't bring that much touff well that sense, but

1113
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 4: I've never had enough to have like a bookshelf. If

1114
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 4: I got bookshelf, I think i'd have a lot of

1115
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 4: knickknacks on there. Uh huh, I don't own that many

1116
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 4: books now. Part of it is because I'm like, I

1117
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 4: feel like I've really done bad with libraries. You know,

1118
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 4: I used to check out books and never return them.

1119
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 4: I'm blacklisted at a lot of libraries. And maybe the

1120
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 4: act of buying books to me scary.

1121
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 3: You are the bad girl the public library scene.

1122
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, truly, truly. But also you could read online and stuff,

1123
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 4: not that I do, but uh, I think it's so

1124
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 4: grown up to have a bookshelf with books on it.

1125
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 4: So it is cool. But when I see one full

1126
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 4: of books, I'm like, where the hell did you steal

1127
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 4: all those from?

1128
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,479
Speaker 1: I do think you are so right that what's straight about?

1129
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: It's like the desperate need to let everyone know that

1130
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: you're a Yeah. So the culture around being a reader

1131
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: being like, oh I'm a reader.

1132
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's the picture of a book on a table

1133
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 4: next to like a coffee, and you post that on

1134
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 4: Instagram and you're like, yeah, just see's having a menday.

1135
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: You know, there was a point when that used to

1136
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 3: really mean something. You know, you could post a book

1137
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 3: on a coffee on a table with a little succulent

1138
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 3: by it, and you'd say that person has taste. The

1139
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 3: internet me of class. And nowadays it's you know, we

1140
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 3: evolve so quickly in our social media use, and it

1141
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 3: is I see that, and I say, this person's desperate.

1142
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 3: This person wants to be like the worst kind of influencer,

1143
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 3: and this person is empty inside.

1144
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: It used to be you would post a photo of

1145
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: a book, a succulent and a cup of coffee. It

1146
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: would crash Instagram and then the front page of the

1147
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: New York Times and the Washington Post the next day

1148
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: would be about how someone in Tucson, Arizona read the Goldfinch.

1149
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1150
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 4: I will say something really embarrassing though, is that there's

1151
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 4: an old Instagram that don't know how to delete. It's

1152
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 4: a different name. It's me before. It was right when

1153
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 4: I started doing comedy. And there is a picture on

1154
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 4: there that you can go see right now, and it's

1155
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 4: a picture of the book Bossy Pants on a table,

1156
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 4: and next it's like a stroller with a kid in it.

1157
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 4: You can't see the kid because I was a nanny.

1158
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 4: And the like post said like I love my job

1159
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 4: or something like that. I've done that. But guess what,

1160
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 4: I thought it was straight when I said that, So

1161
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 4: that explains it.

1162
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have such a clear vision of myself reading

1163
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: Bossy Pants in front of a library on campus when

1164
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: I was in college.

1165
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 3: I remember reading it on the train in Chicago, and

1166
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 3: that was like my summer. That summer it was.

1167
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 4: I can't remember a single thing that it's said in it, though.

1168
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 4: What was it about? Like, I know, I know I

1169
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 4: read it all. It was Tina Fey. Yeah, yeah, okay,

1170
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 4: I remember long ago her There was a chapter about UVA,

1171
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 4: which is where I went to college, So that part

1172
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 4: I remember.

1173
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: Most of it is about like stress management and how

1174
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: to not get ulcers. Okay, she actually plagiarized it from

1175
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: this book Why Zebras don't get ulcer?

1176
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 4: WHOA?

1177
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 3: I got their effortless?

1178
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 4: You really, I know your brain's doing a lot during

1179
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 4: this podcast, it's swinging things about.

1180
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: I just want to say that was expert level.

1181
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 3: I mean, really was like watching Tony hawk Land the

1182
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 3: nine hundred.

1183
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was really good.

1184
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you?

1185
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 4: Oh do you like that? I did that sound and

1186
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 4: I didn't have anything to say. Oh.

1187
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 1: I always catch myself doing that.

1188
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 3: I do it, and it sucks when you do it

1189
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 3: in conversation with like friends and stuff.

1190
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: I know you're not.

1191
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 4: It's not like you don't have any It's like.

1192
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: Can I just say they all the sime. Literally, as

1193
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: soon as I made the joke about ulcers, I swear

1194
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: to God, the sun came out for the first time today.

1195
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what this sun's out for me too.

1196
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: It's like we're in the same place.

1197
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,240
Speaker 4: I mean, my son right now looks has never looked

1198
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 4: brighter now that you bring it up.

1199
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: Right, So, I mean, what could it mean?

1200
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 3: I mean it could mean that maybe God thinks that

1201
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: you did an incredible riff and he's trying. He's trying

1202
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 3: to show you his support.

1203
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: Do you think we get it? You think God's a man?

1204
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think God's a man.

1205
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 4: Get older, he goes he he he he he he.

1206
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 3: I think God's a freaking man with a dong and

1207
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 3: he's really Oh my.

1208
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: God, how big is God's dog?

1209
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, guys, come on, guys.

1210
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: Just boys, stopping guys.

1211
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 3: Guys.

1212
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 4: Finally you're with a friend and they're like, come on,

1213
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,479
Speaker 4: that's like the worst meg.

1214
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: We decided during our last episode that the three types

1215
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: of the three archetypes of women are Madonna, whore, and

1216
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: Blackjack dealer, which one are you those three?

1217
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: Are you saying Madonna whore? No?

1218
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: No, no, Madonna, Madonna, blank, blackjack dealer.

1219
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 4: Again, you're going blank, whore is different? Yeah, Comma even okay, okay, Ma,

1220
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 4: Donna horror or black jack dealer.

1221
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: And you can do like sun rising moon Okay, but

1222
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

1223
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, I guess I'm a Madonna. Okay, I'd

1224
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: say sun and moon rising in Madonna and then a

1225
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 4: little bit of horror and blackjack in the background. A blackjack.

1226
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 4: By the way, blackjack dealers can be whores, Yes they can.

1227
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 3: She is busting the trying.

1228
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: What are you, guys, I'm a blackjack dealer.

1229
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 3: I am a whore.

1230
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 4: Well, so what is the difference between like what is

1231
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 4: what are you saying Madonna has that a whore doesn't?

1232
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 4: And what are you saying that a horn has that

1233
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 4: a black jack?

1234
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: And see, I've already regretted bringing this up. It was

1235
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: barely even. It was barely even a joke in context

1236
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: during our life.

1237
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, if you're gonna ask me to play,

1238
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get my helmet on and I'm gonna bat.

1239
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,919
Speaker 4: So if you want to make me play a game.

1240
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be loving it and I'm gonna be having

1241
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 4: follow up questions.

1242
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 3: Georgia. And to be fair, you know, Megan has already

1243
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 3: made it quite clear that she's a player and that

1244
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 3: she loves the game, and to just casually bring up

1245
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 3: a game is like, we can't do that because she's

1246
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: gonna give it her all. She is gonna give you

1247
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 3: one thousand percent and she's gonna win.

1248
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 4: I think Madonna has to be like you got your

1249
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 4: your of course, you you dabble in being you know,

1250
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 4: the romantic sort of horror side and the fun black

1251
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 4: dag dealer side, but you're really having such a career

1252
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 4: and empire on your own. Is that true? Sort of

1253
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 4: when you have a little bit of star in you?

1254
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the pop star Madonna?

1255
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 4: Wait? Did you not? Are you saying you weren't talking

1256
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:05,959
Speaker 4: about her?

1257
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 3: Like he means like, you know, like the Madonna horror complex.

1258
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 4: No, but wait, but I know once.

1259
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: Again, Madonna is like merry Mother of.

1260
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 4: Jesus Madonna, And then Whoror is not her?

1261
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1262
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the real Madonna does have sex guys.

1263
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: No, no, sure, the real Madonna does not fit into

1264
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: like what if anything, I'm not a Madonna then, if anything,

1265
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: if anything, part of the controversy around Madonna was that

1266
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: her name was Madonna, and yet she was playing with

1267
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: the Madonna horror binary.

1268
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 4: But if you're are you saying, okay, well, you know it's.

1269
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: The craziest thing. Madonna herself was blackjack dealer. She was,

1270
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: I said, Madonna herself blackjack dealer.

1271
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, totally totally huge A whore then, I guess

1272
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 4: I think if you're if y'all, y'all, now I'm seeing

1273
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 4: more of the definition you're saying, and I'm thinking, yeah,

1274
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 4: I don't know how you guys took it. So you

1275
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 4: guys really took it in that I said I was

1276
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 4: a madonna, but yes, I'm a whore.

1277
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: It's so fun to me when you were saying, really

1278
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: was sorry, Sam, go ahead, Well.

1279
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 3: When you were saying that you were a madonna, I

1280
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 3: was like, I don't think she means the madonna in

1281
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 3: the sense that we mean. But I was like, I don't.

1282
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna like call her out on it because

1283
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: I've been there.

1284
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 4: I understand that you guys, when you say Madonna in

1285
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 4: this game, do you mean kind of virginals?

1286
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: Yes, pure.

1287
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 4: Okay. So when I said that I was definitely a madonna,

1288
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 4: and you both shook your heads and smiled. You were going,

1289
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 4: she's not thinking the right thing, I'd be.

1290
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: Well, I was immediately like, all right, let's get on

1291
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,479
Speaker 1: our level.

1292
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 4: Ray of Light era, you know, wait until my other

1293
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 4: thing is you said I'm definitely a blackjack dealer. Yeah,

1294
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 4: So what do you mean by that?

1295
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean, to me, it I mean blackjack dealer to

1296
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,959
Speaker 1: me is like has the most personality? Is a trick

1297
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: stir is, yes, yes I am.

1298
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 3: And this is in control, is in control and collected,

1299
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 3: and he's not afraid to push you in your place.

1300
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 4: You guys have to give the descriptions before you let

1301
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 4: someone just make a horrible mistake. And I've now said

1302
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 4: I'm all of them. I've said I'm the Wait so Sam,

1303
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 4: you don't feel Sam, you were full of personality. You

1304
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 4: don't think you're a blackjack dealer.

1305
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: I think most people we I think would say most

1306
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: people in our lives are a blackjack dealers.

1307
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's a flawed I think maybe it's

1308
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:41,919
Speaker 3: a flawed system in that case. Really, when we know, George.

1309
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 4: You mean like the our comedian friends are Blackjack?

1310
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes.

1311
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: Okay, wait should we do her last time?

1312
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: Is it time?

1313
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 3: Well? I okay, oh, you're right, you're right, it's like

1314
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: kind of time.

1315
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: It's kind of time.

1316
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 3: And I was starting to feel like, like if we're like,

1317
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 3: tell Meg just like about an old episode of the podcast.

1318
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I don't want to have to

1319
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 3: catch her up.

1320
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: I know, and you know what, thank you because this

1321
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: is something I do and I y'all are.

1322
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 4: I could just already see you guys talking after I

1323
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 4: get off zoom and you go. She was not what

1324
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 4: I thought. No, she sucks. God, Megan was ship today.

1325
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 4: She just kept asking about old stuff. She lives in

1326
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 4: the past.

1327
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: Well, here's what it is, here's what it is. I'm

1328
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: so I really want the podcast to have like a

1329
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: unified set of like references, and I wanted to be

1330
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: a coherent mythology. And I always get tripped up in that,

1331
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: whereas Sam is so much more open to everything being

1332
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 1: new together new.

1333
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 3: It's it's a it's a river, you can't it's a

1334
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 3: ver you just have to floatat.

1335
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: And I feel so stupid bring up everything I've brought

1336
01:03:58,960 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: up in.

1337
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 4: The lift need to be saying that because guess what,

1338
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 4: there's gonna be people listening and going, oh my god,

1339
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 4: that sounds so interesting and I'd better go back and

1340
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 4: listen to the last episode.

1341
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's not hope, that's.

1342
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 4: Okay, sad. I try to pull you out of it

1343
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 4: with like a fun character that would be encouraging mom,

1344
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 4: but then you.

1345
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't realize that was a character.

1346
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 4: Killy hats.

1347
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh right, I forgot you.

1348
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 4: No, I do really believe that though. I think it's

1349
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 4: totally fine to reference things in other episodes. And I mean,

1350
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 4: I know you're not paying me to be a you know,

1351
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 4: podcast coach, and hell, what do I know? But if

1352
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 4: I heard somebody saying funny stuff about a different episode,

1353
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 4: I definitely want to check out check it out. Okay,

1354
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 4: totally killed the vibe instead silent.

1355
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 3: No, No, this really I think.

1356
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: This was an A plus episode.

1357
01:04:54,960 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 3: I hope to god, so, oh my god, I think

1358
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 3: this episode really nailed like the ethos of the pod.

1359
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, that's okay. You know what, let's redo, I'll

1360
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 4: be a big country bumpkin character.

1361
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: It's taken from the top, and you'd be a country

1362
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: bumpkin character.

1363
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 3: What's up? Listeners, and welcome to stradiob.

1364
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 4: What are you a Madonna? Even if we go back,

1365
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do the exact same thing because this is

1366
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,959
Speaker 4: what was meant to be said.

1367
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. I just want to request one thing.

1368
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: I want people to photoshop the fake books that we

1369
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: created and also the full track list for the Demi

1370
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: Levado record that Megan invented.

1371
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually feel like there was a lot.

1372
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: What does it zip my bitchy lips?

1373
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 4: Did I say that? It does sound like something I

1374
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 4: would say, Yeah, yeah.

1375
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have to zip your bitchy lips.

1376
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 4: My bit How did I say it?

1377
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1378
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 4: You really can't your bit lips. No, I've lost it,

1379
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 4: but I think soone should definitely draw that for sure.

1380
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they will. Let's do our final segment before

1381
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 3: Meg calls out our dead air again.

1382
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 1: I know, since you've been calling out our dead air.

1383
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,439
Speaker 1: I'm like very nervous.

1384
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 3: That I'm so aware of it. It's career.

1385
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 4: You have to have moments where the listeners can pause

1386
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 4: and take it in. Sure it totally. Why don't we

1387
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 4: just right now be quiet for a second and see

1388
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 4: how it feels. Okay, it feels really bad. I really

1389
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 4: can't just knowing someone's listening and not hearing anything and

1390
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 4: they start hitting their headphones and like, is this broke?

1391
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 4: You know?

1392
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 3: Wait? Yeah, have you ever done that? Have you ever

1393
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 3: like there's been a break in the podcast and it's like, oh,

1394
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 3: did I am I like losing service or something.

1395
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 1: Mister Young, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

1396
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 4: Were you up all night? Were you up all night

1397
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 4: all masked at a party?

1398
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 3: That's another beautiful Demi track. Were you up all night partying.

1399
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: On pH party?

1400
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 4: Were you we saw a friend a mess at a party? Helly?

1401
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 4: I was hoping someone joined in, but nobody did.

1402
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 3: So absolutely after hanging that was really.

1403
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 4: Rough, and I was like, uh, I guess kill me.

1404
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 3: Uncle Terestas would have hopped right on that. I don't

1405
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 3: know why you guys aren't just the roould have made

1406
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 3: an entire song into that. I don't know why you

1407
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 3: guys just sort of let me flop.

1408
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: To make this subtext text.

1409
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 4: I just if you were laughing, I would have kept going.

1410
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 4: But it's not only did you not jump into the song,

1411
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 4: but we also weren't laughing that I was singing, so

1412
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 4: like it really got I got a I'm turning beat red.

1413
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 4: Do you see how red I'm turning?

1414
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 3: You're bright red?

1415
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 4: Actually, do get pretty red and I'm like embarrassed. Or

1416
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 4: when I'm laughing a lot, I turn.

1417
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 3: Red or.

1418
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 4: So interesting blushing, I'm fair skinned. I'm blushing. I'm a

1419
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 4: blushing girl.

1420
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,639
Speaker 1: Wear your dwarfs.

1421
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 4: Okay, that really got me, That like really got me.

1422
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 4: I don't know why, not that it wasn't funny. I

1423
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 4: just not like I like laughed like a kid, you

1424
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like I've been laughing the whole time,

1425
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:31,640
Speaker 4: but that hit me in a way where it like

1426
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 4: made my inner child laugh because I knew you were

1427
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 4: just doing like a joke, like about a joke, right.

1428
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, yes, I would never. I would never

1429
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: stoop so low as to do a straightforward attempt at

1430
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: a joke.

1431
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were bad on purpose, right, that's what you're doing,

1432
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 4: like a dad joke.

1433
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: Or to clarify this entire podcast in my career, hey.

1434
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 4: Hey, every joke you've said today has been hilarious. That

1435
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 4: one was a little bit sarcastic, like you're doing a

1436
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 4: dad joke, but I laughed at her earnestly. Well, okay,

1437
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,600
Speaker 4: so I've made everyone mad. Everyone's yond.

1438
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: Okay, we have to do Samuel, what is the last ready?

1439
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 4: Dang, I believe. I'm like, Sam, you get a hot day?

1440
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 4: Where are you going?

1441
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: You?

1442
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm wa the hell are you going?

1443
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 4: Do you? He's like, really, I really want to get

1444
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 4: to this last segment before I blow my brains out.

1445
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 4: He's sitting over here on mad I'm having the time

1446
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 4: of my life. I'm like, I've never been more happy

1447
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 4: on a podcast, and you can't wait to leave.

1448
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 3: I have to be very bad, That's what I want.

1449
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 3: I always have to be during this podcast. It's insane too.

1450
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 3: I was trying to, like, you know, like somebody has

1451
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 3: to be the bad host, like somebody has to be

1452
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,600
Speaker 3: like like someone's the fun one, and someone has to

1453
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 3: be like, Okay, guys, like I actually should wrap it

1454
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 3: up because like this is like, you know, getting to

1455
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 3: a point where we're sort of lost and we're sort

1456
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 3: of we're me.

1457
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 4: Wait, another thing is and I know I'm keeping this

1458
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 4: going long. I'm sorry, but why can't we just peer

1459
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 4: our pants? Sometimes we're in our house, Like if you

1460
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 4: just peed right now, none of us would know.

1461
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: But no, okay, this is the peeing challenge. Sam you

1462
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 1: go first.

1463
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 3: No, I do think Maggie bringing point. I think it's

1464
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 3: messed up that we're not all just p outside. I

1465
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 3: think everyone should be able to be outside. I don't

1466
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 3: see the problem.

1467
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: Wait, the problem is that everything be covered in pe.

1468
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 4: No, like you mean your own backyard, you mean the

1469
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 4: street in front of people.

1470
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 3: I mean literally the street people could.

1471
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 4: See you, but in your house you're alone.

1472
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 3: But if okay, so if there was like some sort

1473
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 3: of device that was like covered your wiener, but like,

1474
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 3: would like still let the place come out.

1475
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,280
Speaker 4: I don't want to see Wiener devices out everywhere, but

1476
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 4: it's interesting.

1477
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,519
Speaker 1: I would push back and say the wiener part I

1478
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: don't care about. We can all be more comfortable with nudity.

1479
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:57,040
Speaker 1: It's the pe that I actually don't want on street. Yeah,

1480
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 1: like I actually street didn't have was not covered.

1481
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 4: We have enough with dogs and maybe if there were.

1482
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: No just puddles of human pitch.

1483
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,759
Speaker 3: I just think you should at least in emergency situations.

1484
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 3: Obviously you shouldn't love it, you shouldn't freak to pee outside,

1485
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 3: but you should be allowed if you will.

1486
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 4: That's the problem. People would love it too much, and

1487
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,640
Speaker 4: then everywhere I.

1488
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 1: Guess I would prefer it if I don't know we

1489
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 1: had government funded public restrooms.

1490
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 3: Well, George, I want that too, but which honestly, I

1491
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,680
Speaker 3: bet a law that allows you to be outside is

1492
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 3: going to come before public funded government bathrooms.

1493
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,720
Speaker 4: There is no way in hell they're going to make

1494
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 4: a law that says you could pee in a pink

1495
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 4: device outside. But there's no law against peeing your pants

1496
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 4: while you're doing a podcast, so you can keep going

1497
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:41,800
Speaker 4: for a little while.

1498
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 1: Yes, Sam, just do it.

1499
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,120
Speaker 4: I did have to. I did pee my pants once

1500
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 4: because my roommate was in their bathroom. No, yeah, I

1501
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 4: don't know. I said that.

1502
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 3: So Mega. Our final segment is called shout outs, and

1503
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:59,839
Speaker 3: we give a shout out to anything we'd like. Okay,

1504
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 3: sort of in the style of two thousand and one.

1505
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 3: You're in Times Square at TRL and you're just shouting

1506
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 3: out to your squad back home.

1507
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 4: I love that. Is it like shout out to coke slushies?

1508
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I've got one. Okay, what's up, idiots out there?

1509
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 3: I want to give a huge shout out to yup,

1510
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:22,640
Speaker 3: Lana del Rey. I have learned to forgive you in

1511
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 3: the same way that I forgave him many months ago.

1512
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 3: I'm forgiving you, Lana, because look, white dress is so

1513
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:35,560
Speaker 3: good when you do that. Don't many music business conference

1514
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 3: is so good. I'm in headbond. You're pushing yourself to

1515
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 3: the brink. Our producers would be thrilled at your work

1516
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 3: because you are letting your walls down. George could learn

1517
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 3: a thing or two from you, girlfriend, because you are

1518
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:51,600
Speaker 3: crushing it. Yes, I shout out you, and yes I

1519
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 3: bring down my co host and friend, George. I love

1520
01:12:55,400 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 3: you well. I'm learning to love you xoxo. Sama.

1521
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 1: I could learn from her just because she's like good

1522
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: at what she does. It that way, I don't really

1523
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: mean that was like it wasn't referencing anything. You were

1524
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: just saying I could learn from her because she's doing

1525
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: well and had her job.

1526
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,679
Speaker 3: You're twisting this to make it sound really really bad

1527
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 3: to you.

1528
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,640
Speaker 4: Fans are vicious. I don't really mean to me. For

1529
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 4: a couple of days, I can't get I actually.

1530
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: Want to say as I wish. I wish I could

1531
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: go to conversion therapy and be and no longer be

1532
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 1: Alana del Ray fan, But there's nothing I can do

1533
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 1: about it.

1534
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,639
Speaker 4: I love her stuff, I love her music, and yet

1535
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 4: I was tore apart over a parody video. I really

1536
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 4: can't fans her like teenage fans are vicious online.

1537
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 1: You can't talk about how star online.

1538
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 3: It's so weird.

1539
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 4: And nobody said a thing, but people really attacked over

1540
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 4: lonadl right attacked but shout out to oh what it had?

1541
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 4: Oh Billie Eilish was gonna be mine because she dat

1542
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 4: her hair blonde and I'm loving it. Who did not

1543
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 4: do it wrong?

1544
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:12,639
Speaker 1: That's perfect.

1545
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 3: I don't think I did it.

1546
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: I just want to shout out to this girl. Her

1547
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: name is Addison something, and I just watched a video

1548
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 1: where she was on Allan. You know what, this girl,

1549
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: I got her face as soon as I looked at

1550
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: her rightality. But you know what, she was smiling, and

1551
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 1: I think more people should be kind of mediocre and

1552
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: just smile.

1553
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 4: Whoo woo. Well that done conn of a little passive

1554
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 4: aggressive George.

1555
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought, when was the last

1556
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 1: time you saw someone who truly was so forgetful on

1557
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 1: the screen. Here's the thing she except for Netflix programming.

1558
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 3: Who he went there? The queen of mean it is back?

1559
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,839
Speaker 1: Oh mean.

1560
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:57,360
Speaker 4: Killed me?

1561
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: Now I feel back. I actually I need to sorry,

1562
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 1: I know, Sam, you have to pee.

1563
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,000
Speaker 3: We can.

1564
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I'm I'm.

1565
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 4: Doing throwing your pants, you're in you.

1566
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to not like we shouldn't make I should

1567
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: say things like that about men and not women. Is

1568
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: all I want to say.

1569
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,559
Speaker 4: Here's the thing about Addison and Ray is she is

1570
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,599
Speaker 4: so she's like a teenager. I mean she is she's wait,

1571
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 4: how old is she? She's like eighteen or nineteen?

1572
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I take it completely back.

1573
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 4: Yes, I am the opposite of the person that. This

1574
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 4: is what I hate. Actually when people go like, your

1575
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 4: friend's talking about someone, and then somebody else goes, yeah,

1576
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,559
Speaker 4: well they're pretty nice. It's like, shut up, let them

1577
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 4: say what they want to say about that person.

1578
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 3: Right.

1579
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 4: And the last time I said this on a podcast,

1580
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 4: I got a comment that said, this just shows how

1581
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:49,679
Speaker 4: fake comedian and actors are that they would talk bad

1582
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 4: about people. And I'm like, no, I'm talking about literally

1583
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 4: being mean to your friend for saying what they feel

1584
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Speaker 4: about someone. But what I was going to say was

1585
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 4: I with Addison Ray, I kind of had the same

1586
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,479
Speaker 4: thought where it's like, oh she's so young, she blew

1587
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,599
Speaker 4: up and like, oh she's in a movie. But then

1588
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, who cares? She's young and she seems sweet

1589
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 4: and she's never done anything wrong that I know of.

1590
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,639
Speaker 4: It's not her fault that she's like and it's cool

1591
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 4: that she's successful. I personally don't think anyone should be

1592
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 4: famous before thirty just because fame. And I'm sure it's

1593
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:22,719
Speaker 4: hard and I feel like it's terrifying and bad. But

1594
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 4: but I'm on your side. I've had time like what

1595
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 4: is my side?

1596
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: What is your side?

1597
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,040
Speaker 4: Like? Where where my thought is? I'm I'm I feel

1598
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 4: like I struggled a little at first, but now I'm

1599
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 4: an Addison Raith fan.

1600
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,599
Speaker 1: Okay, And I want to say I actually love so

1601
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 1: you're not on my side, just to be clear, and

1602
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 1: because what I did was in fact drag her.

1603
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 4: You dragged her, but I would say, I see why

1604
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 4: you dragged her.

1605
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:49,040
Speaker 1: And to be interesting at the age of eighteen, and

1606
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: I take everything I said back. If Jimmy Fallon had

1607
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 1: me on a show when I was eighteen, I would

1608
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: have probably been wearing a legalized gay American apparel T shirt.

1609
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if there was footage of you at

1610
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 3: eighteen on, Jimmy found wearing a legalized gay t shirt.

1611
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 3: I would be in literal heaven. That would be so funny.

1612
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 3: It's actually crazy that we as a culture have erased

1613
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:17,599
Speaker 3: the legalized gay movement because those shirts were every rare.

1614
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. I have kept mine because

1615
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,640
Speaker 1: it's funny to me, like, because I'm like, what if

1616
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 1: at some point it becomes funny to wear it ironically

1617
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,640
Speaker 1: and honestly, it might be the time be very well.

1618
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 4: Remember the shirt you wore the other day that was funny.

1619
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good one. I did a show

1620
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: with Megan Virtual show, so you know, put down the

1621
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 1: pitch for it.

1622
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1623
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 1: And the shirt it's a vintage shirt I bought and

1624
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 1: it said pro choice and then in small letters and

1625
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 1: willing to vote for it.

1626
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 4: And willing to vote for it. So funny. I will

1627
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 4: really say, I really respect it. I'm impressed by you

1628
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 4: when you said that you want to say more things

1629
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 4: about men like that than women, because it's like, even

1630
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 4: though I agree with what you said, it's like, yeah,

1631
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 4: eighteen year olds, Like it's kind of annoying sometimes someone

1632
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 4: being like famous on TikTok for like doing this.

1633
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 1: It's so toxic that I said something that could say

1634
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 1: about Adison Ray, and I feel genuinely terrible.

1635
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 4: It really is a good dancer, and I think she doesn't.

1636
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,680
Speaker 1: That's even beside the point. It's just like, yeah, the

1637
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,280
Speaker 1: culture that brought her to Jimmy Fallon is sick. And

1638
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: in fact, Jimmy Fallon's producers are the ones that I'm

1639
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 1: like to completely ruin the careers of by posting bad

1640
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,799
Speaker 1: things about them.

1641
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,519
Speaker 4: I think that that exactly. I think truly people shouldn't

1642
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 4: be famous or I mean, fame is insane. But if

1643
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 4: you are going to be famous, then yes, of course,

1644
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 4: and but no one should even experience any of that.

1645
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 4: No one should experience it. But if you are at

1646
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 4: least he's literally looking at us with a frown like

1647
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Speaker 4: you sort of like are blushing a little like I

1648
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,000
Speaker 4: feel like you're you're you definitely are are struggle.

1649
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 3: I'm struggling. Yeah, okay, sorry, all right to toxic shock

1650
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 3: syndrome from holding my pea too long?

1651
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:13,480
Speaker 1: All right, Sam, Well, thanks for joining.

1652
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,640
Speaker 3: No, but I'd love to stick around and hear more

1653
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:20,559
Speaker 3: of the entertainment industry and all the bull thoughts.

1654
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 4: Guys, Wow, passion, this is what wait, so I said.

1655
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:30,600
Speaker 3: I'd like to stick around all.

1656
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:32,640
Speaker 1: Right, Well, thanks for joining us. The final episode of.

1657
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 4: Stradio more important. I guess things more important to you.

1658
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 3: My pa is not more important?

1659
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,679
Speaker 4: You know again? Do you have roommates? Because I don't

1660
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,439
Speaker 4: see anyone behind you. It would be too crazy to

1661
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 4: your pants.

1662
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:49,799
Speaker 1: You have roommates your partner that's not a roommates used.

1663
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:51,639
Speaker 3: Partner?

1664
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,639
Speaker 4: Really care a little pea in your pants?

1665
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 3: I think you actually wouldn't care because I record this

1666
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 3: in the bedroom and little stink like pe.

1667
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh right, sorry, I know.

1668
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1669
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 4: You just sounded like ros Hey. Hey, you just sounded

1670
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 4: like Ross from Friends when you said, oh my god,

1671
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 4: like that for real?

1672
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 3: Is that true?

1673
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 4: Yes?

1674
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 3: Yes, that's going in my SNL real. I sounded just

1675
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,439
Speaker 3: like him in this one episode of this podcast.

1676
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

1677
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 4: My next character is Ross from Friend. He has to

1678
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,639
Speaker 4: pee his pants and he's.

1679
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 3: Like on a podcast. Sorry, I'm like, wait, thank you

1680
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 3: so much.

1681
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:42,640
Speaker 4: For having me. I wrap up. Hey, guys, that's the podcast.

1682
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.

1683
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 3: This is okay.

1684
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,720
Speaker 1: Wait, no, Meg, you should you should? I think you

1685
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 1: should a plug.

1686
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 4: Guys, Thank you so much for tuning into scientismous. I

1687
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 4: try to say this in the joke the name of

1688
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 4: the guys. Thank you so much today to listen to.

1689
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for continuing to buying buy anautical scientist.

1690
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:20,559
Speaker 4: Two funny guys in the podcast. Uh, everybody, this has been.

1691
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 3: We are torturing Sam episode.

1692
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,640
Speaker 4: You go, you go, you end it, you end it,

1693
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 4: you end it.

1694
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,599
Speaker 3: Okay, Meg, thank you so much for being here.

1695
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,639
Speaker 4: You're taking your damn time ending.

1696
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:39,000
Speaker 3: In our chest. You are a psychopath. You are the joker.

1697
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:39,839
Speaker 3: You're being the jokers.

1698
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: Meg, you are the joker.

1699
01:21:42,439 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, I'll git my lip forrail.

1700
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Meg, thank you for being here. It was a

1701
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:53,719
Speaker 3: true pleasure. And we'll see you in the podcast studio.

1702
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,240
Speaker 3: You will.

1703
01:21:57,439 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 4: Don't introduce me premise you're gonna see me in the

1704
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,599
Speaker 4: podcast studio. Trying to go.

1705
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 3: Back to the beginning because you were are intered, but that.

1706
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 4: Was oh so long ago. I forgot I said it.

1707
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:16,839
Speaker 4: Hell am I supposed to be somewhere.

1708
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 3: I'm literally trying to find a fun way to wrap

1709
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:20,720
Speaker 3: this ship up and I cannot do it.

1710
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 4: I don't. I just freaking out until he goes see

1711
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 4: you later. It's like you are when do we seeing

1712
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:27,240
Speaker 4: each other?

1713
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, again.

1714
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna wrap this up.

1715
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:36,559
Speaker 3: Meg.

1716
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us. An absolute pleasure. There's no

1717
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,519
Speaker 1: one I would have.

1718
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:47,160
Speaker 3: Or rather, I literally just stopped my recording.

1719
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm stopping mine, all right, Okay.

1720
01:22:50,600 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 4: So good. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

1721
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 3: I