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Speaker 2: We have big news, big, huge news, unbelievable news where.

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Speaker 1: All of you who want to see us get filthy

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Speaker 2: We are offering up a new opportunity, a bag of

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Speaker 2: going to grow into a giant bean stalk. Yeah, magical beans,

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Speaker 2: and that those magical beans are the my mama told

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Speaker 3: I actually am one point four percent Jerian African. I'm

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Speaker 2: Okay, why's that the button you press?

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have smoked. We're starting a Patriot, signing a Patreon.

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Speaker 1: It's it'd be so much fun. We're gonna have what

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Speaker 2: This is the first I'm hearing of it. But I'm

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Speaker 2: not in a space to contradict. I'm desperate for.

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Speaker 2: So if that is what will entice you to come

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can go ahead and go online to

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Speaker 1: ww dot Patreon backslash. It's on the bottom. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 2: Likely but yeah, but we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: It's coming by bitch.

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Speaker 3: So I'm at a bar with my witch friend and

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't let me play with it? Yeah, she was like,

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Speaker 1: Did you ever do Candy Man because you're from Chicago.

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Speaker 1: I did do candy Man, but not by my choice.

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Speaker 2: We've been playing in sixty four all day. We're high

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Speaker 1: No, fellas.

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Speaker 2: We can't introduce this curse into our lives.

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Speaker 2: You know how many pennies I threw off a bridge

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Speaker 4: How many derailments did you cause in your time?

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm deeply embarrassed. That's so much fun. Dearil, he

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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 1: And we don't prove a motherfucking dumb bitch. It's a

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Speaker 1: Langston and I we're just here the bullshit.

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Speaker 3: Impress that that that voice, white's white star. Y'all got

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Speaker 2: But I want to say that that your work, your

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Speaker 3: Just a great guy, you know, just someone I think

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: So when stuff happens like the stuff we were just

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Speaker 4: I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist. Dude.

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Speaker 3: Give me some examples and I'll tell you what I

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Speaker 2: You've you've been a part of Hollywood for a long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I moved here in ninety eight, and I was already

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Speaker 4: So I go to this house.

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Speaker 1: You've already been hanging out with witches. Y.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I go to her house and at the we

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Speaker 1: When did you do that?

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Speaker 4: She's like, I found time, Like she would do.

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Speaker 3: Which is it so empower you can like when the

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Speaker 1: You have the sugar industry. We gotta put these frogs down.

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Speaker 2: But that's introducing invasive species to make.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, I do think some people just have

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Speaker 1: That the problem. I don't have an abundance mindset when

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Speaker 4: What's going on? Guys, what's the head.

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Speaker 2: We're both married men, so we're not saying we're not

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Speaker 3: I was always a nerd and a shiner, Like I

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Speaker 1: I was boisterous, but not not not not not not

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like it's not that funny when they're

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have to ask. I'm going to go

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Speaker 4: That time not not yo, when we was making love

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Speaker 1: But you said sometimes you put it in the ocean,

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Speaker 1: and you say, I hear Newport see that.

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Speaker 4: Every woman would love that.

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Speaker 1: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: Everyone really appreciate where their vagina echoes. Every woman would

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, that might not be good.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's it. It's there isn't too funny

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Speaker 1: forgetting late. I think people people, yeah, yeah, I do

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Speaker 4: You gotta know how to read the room.

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Speaker 2: Then it's an on off switch more than it is

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Speaker 1: You just yeah, yeah, that's it. That's now we're kissing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're kissing. You can still talk and kiss.

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Speaker 3: You can while you kissing, that's true. Yeah, it's knowing

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Speaker 3: when to stop like, that's just timing. That's reading the room,

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Speaker 2: And I do think that there we we don't often

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Speaker 1: Because if people are just punching, it's so tedious. That's

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Speaker 1: why it's tring to be hard to hang out with

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Speaker 3: But it's like especially when they're trying out their roots

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Speaker 1: I feel no way about that, And that's growth.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you really like literally and I say literally now

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Speaker 4: You literally just grew in front of my eyes. It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: I do remember, though, hanging out with stand ups and

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Speaker 3: like after the show, they are always trying to try

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Speaker 1: After the show.

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Speaker 4: Before the show, I don't like that during the show,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is a bummer when, and especially once

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Speaker 1: you've been doing it long enough that you can see

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Speaker 2: Yeah, from the second it starts, from the way they

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Speaker 3: It's worse to me though, when I'm already in the

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Speaker 3: We're in the middle of your bit.

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Speaker 4: You snuck up? Yeah, got me.

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Speaker 2: I actually was engaged in the conversation.

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Speaker 1: Because one thing about I will say about improvs, and

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Speaker 2: Improv are like in committed relationships. Yeah, they're like figuring

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Speaker 1: Children they talk to like, it's like very like how

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Speaker 8: My mom, you're trying to get there, yell. He's on

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Speaker 8: the aspiring dead be dead. Have two kids, and you

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Speaker 2: I care for them?

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Speaker 3: I guarantee you neither your napa head chilling nobody to

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Speaker 1: I do your kids know what you do? Well? Not

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Speaker 1: And she's not interested in any of the programs I'm involved.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my kid for all his life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't like anything.

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Speaker 4: He just didn't want He didn't He doesn't watch TV

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Speaker 4: to this date.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not me.

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Speaker 3: That was him, like so he never he never cared

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Speaker 3: when I did, or he didn't watch any of the

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Speaker 1: Even now he won't even like he might.

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Speaker 4: The boom he was like with the Boon Dogs.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know that it was still popular until

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Speaker 3: the kids know Uncle Ruts. Was like, what are you

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Speaker 3: talking about? He's like, they know it, they know the

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Speaker 4: They know Uncle Rucke. Yeah, man, I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 4: know it, but he didn't. He never watched it with me.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a generational Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now with TikTok and Instagram like it's it's that character

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Speaker 3: I got all this Ruckus money. Serious, Hey look bro,

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Speaker 3: hey for real?

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Speaker 1: Hey he's like, hey, this podcast on me.

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Speaker 4: Fellas Like, yeah, y'all need somebody to pay this dude

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Speaker 1: Hey, can I tell a weird story. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you even remember. I knew you were rich. Me and

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Speaker 4: What show was Exploding Kittens?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, and you were like, oh yeah, that's why

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Speaker 4: I was like, that, don't make you You can do

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Speaker 4: that for cheap.

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Speaker 1: That's how you made it sound. I was in a

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Speaker 3: And this this guy from out Loud Audio goes, who whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 3: I got a friend who refurbishes booths and sets them

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Speaker 3: I can find you one, find you one. This booth

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Speaker 3: would have been like fifteen twenty grand. I think I

450
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 3: got it for five thousand dollars. Whoa they paid for

451
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Speaker 3: yourself immediate.

452
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Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars. Not a lot of money to us

453
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: in this room. No, we all have tons of money

454
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Speaker 1: more than five thousand dollars.

455
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Speaker 3: Look, man, you've got to invest in investing in yourself. No,

456
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: you're right, you got to invest in investing. I don't

457
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 3: know what that means. No, I now you got to

458
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Speaker 3: invest in investing in you.

459
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: And I think you. I think you did exactly what

460
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Speaker 1: you needed to do.

461
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: You talked down to him exactly the way he needed

462
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Speaker 2: to do.

463
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, he needs you need some talking down to.

464
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 3: You needed somebody to yourself up by the bootstep and

465
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Speaker 3: then get down to trying to pick yourself up again.

466
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Speaker 4: So you are you?

467
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: You are skeptical.

468
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 2: I think it would be fair to say about most conspiracyies.

469
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 2: Are there any that you're like?

470
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 1: I would like to give me.

471
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Speaker 3: Some examples, and I will tell you if you don't mind,

472
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 3: I will tell you if I'm skeptical or not.

473
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 4: I can't think of one now that I go, yeah,

474
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 4: that problem.

475
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Speaker 1: What are the most recent episodes.

476
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Speaker 2: We've talked a lot about this, I would say generally

477
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 2: in the podcast of sort of like a masterminding of

478
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 2: of media consumption, specifically as it relates to like hip

479
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: hop and how like hip hop made that drastic shift

480
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: from sort of like the the bibity into suddenly like

481
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: murdering Mayhem, and that being like an intentional effort on

482
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Speaker 2: the part of the music industry to feed sort of

483
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Speaker 2: like you know, destruction into black communities.

484
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Speaker 3: Uh, the same way kind of like uh, the government

485
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 3: introducing certain drugs in the black community, that kind of thing,

486
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Speaker 3: but in this case the drug would be black on

487
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 3: black hip hop violence. So is that supposedly a government

488
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Speaker 3: introducing like like she steering at that way you're saying.

489
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Speaker 1: I don't think we necessarily like to say names here.

490
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: I think we keep it vague. It's just the general day.

491
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Speaker 4: No, let's talk about let's talk about.

492
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Speaker 1: I don't agree with this devil.

493
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Speaker 9: So, if I'm reading you right, David lgbt LGBTQ community,

494
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Speaker 9: I was.

495
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Speaker 3: I I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.

496
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Speaker 1: See that. I hope I can, like you totally crack GOP.

497
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: So I haven't like totally cracked up in a long time.

498
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: We just needed a reset. I would love it.

499
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Speaker 2: I think the the the the group that supposedly did

500
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: it was a basically like a an almost illuminati of

501
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: music industry executives, right and being together.

502
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Speaker 4: In their point would be what's there, what's there, what's

503
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 4: the outcome, what's the end?

504
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Speaker 1: I think the idea is that it's easier to sell

505
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: that to white people who consume No, it was to.

506
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Speaker 2: Basically build up private prisons. Oh yeah, that like by

507
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: introducing violence into a community, that or a increased violence

508
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: into a community, we can increase policing and then use

509
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Speaker 2: that policing.

510
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Speaker 3: To feed I think if they want to do that.

511
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Speaker 3: They just started arresting black people. I don't think you

512
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 3: have to set up a whole system. Where I came

513
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 3: from man in the Deep South, it was a sundown

514
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 3: kind of town, right Fatville, Georgia when it was beautifully racist.

515
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 1: Uh, and I should have seen the.

516
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 4: Dripping from every wall. And like my uncles, they lived

517
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 4: up in Atlanta where it was not like that.

518
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Speaker 3: And then we're down in this little little racist town

519
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 3: at the time, and they were like, hey, getting dark

520
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 3: Wally that was my dad's name, Will it's getting darken.

521
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: We better head back up the road because they knew

522
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Speaker 3: if you were black and in Fairville at the time,

523
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 3: they were going to either beat you or lock you up.

524
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Speaker 4: The police were. So you didn't have to put rap.

525
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 3: Music in it into a community. You just did it

526
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Speaker 3: same way Trump is doing it right now.

527
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Speaker 1: Ah.

528
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Speaker 4: They just send out some people to drag him out

529
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Speaker 4: of the house. You ain't got to do all that.

530
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Speaker 1: They didn't put They didn't have to release like a

531
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Speaker 1: new Atlantis Morrisset like album to get white people, Uh,

532
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: exiting the streets over this shy Yeah. They just yeah,

533
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: just do it. They just active.

534
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 4: But a no, no, we wouldn't be that out of

535
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Speaker 4: the line of smart Jacket Little Pill.

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah that album.

537
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks guys for those memories.

538
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: I like you when I like it when white ladies

539
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: seem like they're running out of breath. Yeah, that's just

540
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: a good time. Then they tire. Oh man, white ladies,

541
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: you're listening, stay out of breath. We like that breath.

542
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 3: I was writing a book at one point, and I've

543
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: never written it now, but I have it all in

544
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 3: my head called what I've learned from drinking with white women,

545
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 3: and that is let's go.

546
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: I can't tell it all.

547
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 4: Now until I get word as much as us. Yeah,

548
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 4: I don't think most of them do.

549
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: I will say a drunk white woman is the first

550
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: one to drop a slur. In many situations, they go

551
00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: bad immediately. You ever worked a door, You ever worked

552
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: the door?

553
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 3: No, brother, see that you're hanging out with the Let

554
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: a white lady not come in somewhere.

555
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: What she thinks about you? Real quick? That does. I

556
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: will say that as a comedian when I think about

557
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: like heckling, and specifically heckling, that like derails a show

558
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: almost always a white woman.

559
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 3: I will tell you that a friend of mine who

560
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: is a white man, okay, And we were talking about

561
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: and I'm not going to say who he is because

562
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: I don't want his wife mad a him. But like

563
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 3: that you're talking about of speaking up very quickly and

564
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 3: like it louded in somebody's face. And he was like,

565
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: she doesn't understand because she's never been hit in the

566
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Speaker 3: face before for saying stuff, and that is all is

567
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 3: his thing. Like men will hit other men in the

568
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 3: face sometimes, Yes, she's not expected to be hit in

569
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Speaker 3: the face, so she can just be as loud and

570
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 3: boisterous and say whatever she wants to.

571
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Speaker 1: I don't even because in that conversation, right, no, no, no, no,

572
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: trust me, trust me, I have I think I'm going

573
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: to jail.

574
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 4: I was raised I have a mama and a daddy.

575
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: I had six sisters and two brothers, so female power

576
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 3: was very strong in my house. The last thing I'm

577
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 3: about to do is try to hit a woman in.

578
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Speaker 1: The No, I don't think you are. I mean even

579
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: you were saying.

580
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Speaker 3: He was saying that the lack of threat of violence

581
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 3: is what keeps that that strong that you were saying.

582
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 2: And I think that's getting it. I think that is

583
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: an unfortunate truth. Of the state we are all in

584
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: is that our country is now being sort of run

585
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: and managed by motherfuckers.

586
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: Who have not been hit in the face.

587
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 3: Yes, and when he was a baby, daddy should have

588
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 3: said shut up and go to bed.

589
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: What the fucking bugs.

590
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: I think somebody should have socked him in the face.

591
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: In middle school.

592
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: A lot of this behavior your would have been different

593
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: when you could come back from it, because I think

594
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: I think you get beat up as a man, and

595
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: you've never been beat up before. That's probably ego shattering. Yeah,

596
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: junior high school, you go back outside, so they laugh

597
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: at you, and then it's kind of over. Bro.

598
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 2: Me and my friend already got in a full fist

599
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: fight playing basketball, and we hooped the next day.

600
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I learned a lesson.

601
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: He learned a lesson.

602
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: I learned unfortunately more of the lesson. But that's all right,

603
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: that's okay. Yeah, he was bigger than me. That's okay.

604
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: We went and played ball. I learned how to behave.

605
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 3: I do think that there's a section of society who

606
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 3: never who never told the shut up.

607
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to, like white ladies need to start

608
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: throwing fight club like fight club, white club club, white

609
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: the white, white, white. You're losing it.

610
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 7: Come on, man up, yeah, I think, And then we

611
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 7: sell tickets, and that's how we get the power. I think, gentlemen,

612
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 7: we've got to industry to build together. Man do let's

613
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 7: take a break, let's do some brainstorm off camera.

614
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 4: I hope somebody has a yellow legal pad. I think

615
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 4: best one that's a yellow legal.

616
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna get one of those.

617
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: I promise more, Gary Anthony Williams.

618
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: More. My mama told me, I'm give them a little summing.

619
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: Go ahead, man breaking when you really break it down,

620
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 1: we just two hanks and a Negro serving the Lord.

621
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: We're just two Hanks and a Negro singing I saw home,

622
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: and I have no feelings about that. We're back. I

623
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: have nothing to impact there.

624
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: We're still here with Gary Anthony Williams. We're talking conspiracy theories, yes,

625
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: and the lies, the rickery behind a lot of them.

626
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 4: I might be too hard on science, y'all. I might

627
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: be too good.

628
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: I think that's probably good.

629
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: I think we need more people who actually just believe

630
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: versions of facts. Yes, Because I'll be honest, I'm cynical

631
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: and my brain is rotten, so so it gives me hope.

632
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 2: That there are still people out here.

633
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I might be ignorant. I might be ignorant.

634
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 3: I know, I'm too hard on science to believe a

635
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: lot of I used to have like a friend with

636
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 3: the Kim Trails, and then my wife started calling it

637
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: danger dust ooh Gary, watch this danger dust like because

638
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 3: for her it's like kim Trails had calls COVID and

639
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: it calls the forest fires and everything.

640
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, well, because you know what's

641
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: true too, is like I've seen friends lose it to

642
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. Never seen somebody lose it to science. No,

643
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Friends get deeper and deeper

644
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: into conspiracy theories where they're like, you can't listen to

645
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: the migos because we're never seen somebody be like, you know,

646
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: I was reading about photosynthesis and put that fork down,

647
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: like I never and then nobody I've never seen that happenore.

648
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: I've spent so much time negotiating with with a hollow earth.

649
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what I mean?

650
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: Like, that's not healthy. That's not good for my well

651
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: being or my children's well being. And it's nice to

652
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 2: know that there's somebody who's just like it is full.

653
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: I might be wrong, it's filled to the brim of

654
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: the earth.

655
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: I will tell you this.

656
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 3: So, like I said, I grew up down South, and

657
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 3: then there's a lot of it's not conspiracy theory. I

658
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: don't know what would you call this. But do you

659
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 3: know the thing of when it's when it's raining in

660
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: the sun and shining, do you know what that means?

661
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: The devil is beating his wife. So me and my

662
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 3: best friend Fry, it was raining, some was shining, like, oh,

663
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 3: the devil's beating his wife. And you're supposed to be

664
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: able to take a pin stick it in the ground,

665
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: put your ear to it, and you can hear the

666
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 3: devil beating his wife.

667
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: Okay, this is new. I didn't know you good access.

668
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that? Why? I'm curious

669
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: as somebody, I don't think that's what it's gonna sound like.

670
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like, get over here, Virginia, about somebody

671
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: who's heard somebody beat their wife.

672
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: It ain't.

673
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: It's here's what we don't know. We don't what she

674
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: might be beating him back.

675
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 4: Okay, she may have the upper hand. Okay, he may

676
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 4: have the upper hand.

677
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: Maybe he's little. Maybe he's little. If anything about the devil,

678
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 1: it would be cool if the devil was a little

679
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: guy with a huge wife.

680
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know anything about the devil. Yeah, it's

681
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: like a Southerner like, little skinny man with big old women.

682
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Right right, Like that makes me like that kind of

683
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: makes me like it makes you.

684
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 2: It makes the devil, the way he behaves make a

685
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: lot more sense of going down.

686
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, life has been hard on the devil. He's

687
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: impacked it home. You think he wants to talk to people?

688
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: Know she would talk to her like that satan hang

689
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: up the phone. Yeah, there's a lot of that, you

690
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Lucifer the trash. She calls him

691
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: Lucy to ain't nobody.

692
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 4: That's it's kind of a tough Lucy.

693
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: Like if dudes were calling me Lucy, what's that Lucy's But.

694
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: If you're little too, it might be different. You want

695
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: to be the right size for a looser. You gotta

696
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: you gotta fill out that wife, Peter.

697
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 4: No too soon, bro, that was fair.

698
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 3: Uh So me and my friend Fried, we didn't have

699
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 3: a pin so we were like, seriously, let's dig our

700
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 3: way to hell and see what's going on.

701
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: This is not a joke, brother, This is not a

702
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: This is crazy.

703
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 3: This is we start digging in the mud, dude, and

704
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 3: it's from Georgia sols, red clay, and that stuff does

705
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 3: not come out of your clothes. And we were poor, poor, poor,

706
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 3: poor poor. So you get a set of clothes you're

707
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: not getting So we get covered in mud and before

708
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 3: we realize, oh trouble, we're gonna get asked this whoopman?

709
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: I walk home, he goes home, I walk in the house.

710
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 3: Mama was like, get in that bathtub right now. He

711
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: done messed up your clothes. And then his mama calls

712
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get

713
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: a whooping.

714
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 4: But then I thought wait, and she's like, what were

715
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 4: you thinking?

716
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 3: I was like, well, it was raining. The devil's being.

717
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 3: His wife's like, but what were you doing? Like, we

718
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 3: were trying to dig the hell so we could stop

719
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 3: the devil from beating his wife. Who because what person

720
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 3: is gonna go We were trying to stop someone from

721
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: hitting his wife.

722
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna now, whoop you dad.

723
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 4: She didn't whoop me, sir.

724
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: My hat's off to you.

725
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write a Kid's Book of How to Get

726
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 3: out of Trouble. Yeah, I was wanting to say, I

727
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 3: was just going to say the lady and you know.

728
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: What's crazy about that story? He was thirty seven years.

729
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: Old, thirty eight thirty eight, My son was, My son

730
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 3: was a year old, was thirty eight years old, still

731
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 3: getting well.

732
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I deserved it.

733
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: No, that was a good you were like, we were

734
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: just worried. That's a brilliant That is a brilliant move.

735
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was smart at that age.

736
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 6: Man.

737
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 4: Man, maybe the only ass wepon I ever got.

738
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: Whoa Yeah, hey, I want to know. That's all I need.

739
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: I never got out of any No, I don't think

740
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: I ever negotiated my way out of a note second.

741
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: I would see him coming a long ways away too.

742
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Sometimes you would put in motion effects where you were like,

743
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: this is gonna get my ass beat. On Sunday I

744
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: had when I would go to like my summer program

745
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: to for like childcare. I was allowed to go by myself.

746
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: I could ride my bike to the program, but I

747
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: had to call my mom when I got there. I

748
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 2: had like requests from the staff, can I use the

749
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: phone so I can call my mom and assure herd

750
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: that I made it, and like four days in a row,

751
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: I just started playing basketball and she kept telling you, forget, Yeah,

752
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: my friends are outside, they're already hooping.

753
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: No summer day camp. As soon as you get in there,

754
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: you in there? Was it a boys and girls club?

755
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

756
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: Man, I used to go, they got breakfast everything. What

757
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: happened last night? Now you're playing ping pong? I understand

758
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: you just the boys and girls club in the morning.

759
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 2: Is that's a good I was already in it and

760
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: I would just forget, but she would tell me I

761
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 2: am going to beat you the next time. You don't

762
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 2: call me, and I didn't, and I had to spend

763
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: that whole day because eventually I did remember, like an

764
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: hour later, and I called and she was like, you know,

765
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna beat you when I get when you get home.

766
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: And then I just had to have that in.

767
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: My head taste a lie to go.

768
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Like if you were mad at your child in

769
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 3: the moment and your rage got to you and you

770
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: hit your child, that's one thing. It shouldn't be done,

771
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 3: by the way, But when somebody goes, you know what

772
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 3: at three o'clock till you get home.

773
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 4: To hit you.

774
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: But then I just switched her time for she was

775
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: probably two thirty.

776
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: You know, this isn't a story about my mother being

777
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: a hero. It's a story about fear.

778
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: I did you ever have like people over and you

779
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: knew you were going to get your ass be after

780
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: they left? Absolutely, You're like, damn, I'm a most charming

781
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: person in the world. She's laughing, I'm gonna give my tonight. Yeah,

782
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: you talk too much? Yea something crazy? Yeah, and you

783
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: just know this.

784
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: Energy is going to change as soon as that door shut.

785
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: As soon as that door shut. That's a little yeah. No,

786
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't love it.

787
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 3: No.

788
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: And then you become a stand up comedian and become

789
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: independently wealthy.

790
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 4: Oh, you gotta get independently wealthy. Really, if I could

791
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 4: tell any of you, you gotta get independently wealthy. It's

792
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 4: just something you should do.

793
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: You gotta try it. I think a lot of you

794
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: are choosing not to do it. Yeah, that's odd. Yeah,

795
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: it makes mindset, your mindset. Just stop being the extenuating circumstance.

796
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: Now you're a loser.

797
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, one thing else could happen in your life.

798
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: You're ugly, you dressed like shit, and you're poor.

799
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: Give us two hundred dollars, Gary, We're gonna listen to

800
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: a voicemail. We we often get voicemails from our our

801
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: our dear supporters on our little Mamas as they affectionately

802
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: know themselves, and they send us voicemails of their own

803
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: conspiracies and we're all let's go one together.

804
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 4: Good.

805
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 2: Feel free to call for to stop at any time

806
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 2: if you have thoughts. Let's do the the apple one please?

807
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: Yeah? What I long gotta be? Match?

808
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 6: Hey, how y'all doing? Long time listener prob little Mama.

809
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 6: My conspiracy theory is that any farm where you have

810
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 6: to pay and go to pick up your own produce

811
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 6: is a fucking scam. I'm talking like apple picking, pumpkin

812
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 6: patches all that. Like I had a group of friends

813
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 6: that drove me outside Philly to go, you know, like

814
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 6: take pictures at of apple orchard one day in the fall.

815
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 6: We paid like thirty dollars to get in, and you

816
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 6: don't even get the apples for free. After you get in, Wow,

817
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 6: pay and then put in the labor to pick your

818
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 6: own apples, and then you pay for the apples after

819
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 6: you go through the whole fucking I paid like sixty

820
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 6: dollars at this place, and all I had to show

821
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 6: forth were muddy tims and like apples that are way

822
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 6: way worse than what you would get it like a safeway.

823
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 4: You should know dmos or nothing.

824
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 6: So so yeah, I'm sorry for ambling, all right bye?

825
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: Oh well he's done.

826
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the eternal pulse.

827
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: And he is dead. We did them, Yeah, you're done.

828
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: It was like eye, Yeah, we send Joel to the house.

829
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: She puts them down.

830
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to disagree on They're way less better

831
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: than the apples you get from a safe way. Any apple,

832
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: fresh apple off of a tree is going to taste

833
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 3: better than that apple because they have to put wax

834
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 3: and junk on them.

835
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: All the apples that you're saying just a transition along.

836
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you get a fresh apple or a fresh

837
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: peach right off of it, you're not going to find

838
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 3: that I'm talking. You're talking to somebody who grew up

839
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 3: raising their own food. It's not gonna taste this good tomato. Yeah.

840
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 4: Man, man, I've shot a lot of stuff in the head,

841
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: bro Damn, a lot of stuff.

842
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 3: Damn.

843
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

844
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: I would have spoke to you differently if I would

845
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: have known that from the beginning. My head shooting days

846
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 2: are over, okay, but I still have to skill.

847
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you ever get to itching? Like

848
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: you walk by the petting zoo and you're like, oh,

849
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: these hands, you can.

850
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 3: Shot that rabbit behind the head right now, break his neck,

851
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: slit him down, cut off.

852
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 4: I can teach you how to dress a hog, a rabbit,

853
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 4: all of that stuff.

854
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: I respect a man who I respect it when people

855
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 1: are down to kill animals, and maybe that says something

856
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: about me.

857
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 4: I don't do it anymore, though, But you know how,

858
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 4: I know exactly how.

859
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: That's my big worry is that, like the lights cut

860
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: off tomorrow and then I'm face I got let's say

861
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: I kill a pig.

862
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 4: Wait, hold on, you're just saying the lights are off.

863
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: That's it.

864
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 4: Like they might be on in forty five minutes, but

865
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 4: you immediately gonna go.

866
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: And he's gonna have to protect this house.

867
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: He has two cats and a dog.

868
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: One of them is gonna die. No, no, I'm gonna

869
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: do something to kill with me.

870
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying what you show, if you show

871
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: the man, if you teach a man to kill, I don't.

872
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: Teach a cat at all.

873
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 4: She'll kill you in your sleep and sleep and dress it.

874
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm worried about, is what if a

875
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: plane crawd I don't know, Man, some situation where I

876
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: kill an animal, I don't know what to do.

877
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 6: Now.

878
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: I know you got to like cut the stomach, op

879
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: and pull the guts out, like play it kind of

880
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: and then like skin. I just don't I want to

881
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: be able to get to the meet.

882
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: I will say that I think the there is a

883
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: type of pervert who wants to murder rhinos just for

884
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: the sake of murdering rhinos.

885
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 4: There are people who want to kill something that has.

886
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: Ruined it for people who were living off of the

887
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: land in a way.

888
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: And that's what I mean. I'm not talking about rhino freaks.

889
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking Yeah, I don't think that's.

890
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: Cool, No, I think I think it's a real bummer

891
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: that people made the slaughtering of animals for necessity into game, right.

892
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: It was like this shit ain't a game, but that

893
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 2: was like being it existed.

894
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: But I do think it's also a bummer that we

895
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: have the distance from our food that I can go

896
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: to the store and eat buy a meat that I

897
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: couldn't I don't know. How could you should have to

898
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: look in at I. I think I would have. I

899
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: think I have the heart to kill the animals, I

900
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: mean the skill to prepare it. Yeah, I think I

901
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: could take it out. I don't. I don't think I

902
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: could take it out. You kill animals, no, I haven't

903
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: killed a big game. I kill like a bunch of

904
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: chickens and fish and stuff. Whoa, you swing them? No, man.

905
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: So they used to make fun not what you do people,

906
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: you do it like that. But then, like incerely on,

907
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: they were making fun of me because they were like, ah,

908
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: he's scared, blah blah blah blah blah. So the way

909
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: they taught me to do it is, uh, you pin

910
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: the wing wings back and grab the head and kind

911
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: of pull it back. And then we had this like

912
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: old rusty busher knife. I have to like saw through it.

913
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: And then but then when you pull the head off

914
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: because it's like the spines, like.

915
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful story.

916
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. But they made me do that every

917
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: day for a while too. You're just like, oh, okay, yeah,

918
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: I know, I know I can do this, but I

919
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: didn't have to pluck it because that's what women do.

920
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: That was like, yeah, like I'm plucky, that's gay.

921
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: That washing like my grandmama and the other ladies just

922
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 3: sitting around plucking the chicken.

923
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But they mostly just made me do it

924
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: because they thought it was funny to them to watch

925
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: you not not do it as well as they do it.

926
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: But then I got I got pretty fine at it.

927
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: I gotcha, yeah damn. But theyn't even do that snapping thing.

928
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: They made me do it the most, the most.

929
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 3: But the ring in the neck that is also it's

930
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 3: brutal because then the body part is still running around.

931
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 3: And people talk about chickens with their heads cut off,

932
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 3: the chickens with their heads dangling on the ground while

933
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 3: they're dead.

934
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: That's nobody ever talks about. Spine popping out, talks about

935
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: Nobody talks about it. You just got your foot on it,

936
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: and it's just like nobody talks about it. Gonna die,

937
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: That's what GID should be talking about. We need to

938
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: have kids killing these chicken.

939
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 3: Government here's going to start putting out these rap album

940
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 3: about chicken killing.

941
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 2: Come on, I think they need to start leaving the

942
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 2: spine in on the chickens. One route at route spin in.

943
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 2: This is spine in chicken. That means it's fresher, it's

944
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 2: a little more new than the other chicken, and it

945
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: might move.

946
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 6: Now.

947
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 3: I don't even I literally don't eat meat anymore at all. Really,

948
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten meat since are you the A eighty seven?

949
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?

950
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 4: Wow?

951
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: That's when I came in.

952
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 4: You were just being born, Yes, to celebrate that.

953
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I appreciate that. And I and I

954
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: carried the torch for you. Yeah, thank you, bro. I

955
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: had horse not two months ago.

956
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,760
Speaker 4: Dude? Was it still walking around?

957
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: No?

958
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 4: No, no, you could take a bib over.

959
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: Japan, right. But that's where I hate it. Yeah, I

960
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: hate it because you had told me about it, and

961
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I said, it wasn't that bad. Yeah,

962
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: how'd you feel? All right? And my brother were drinking.

963
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: We was like it was it's whatever, yeah, because you

964
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: were saying the Japanese businessman made you do. Yeah.

965
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 2: Well, my wife and I were in Japan with friends, uh,

966
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: and we we were at an isakaiyah hanging out and

967
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 2: these Japanese businessmen had seared horse, yeah on basically like sashimi,

968
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: like it's raw horse essentially. Yeah, And they had finished

969
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: their meal, but they saw four black people sit down

970
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 2: next to them and immediately got excited, like, we're about

971
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: to see what happens when we feed them horse. And

972
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: me and my homie and my wife and his partner

973
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: were all eating, but we all got different cuts of it,

974
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 2: and my wife got horse neck, which is apparently way

975
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 2: chewier muscles. So everybody else takes their ship down.

976
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: We laugh, ha ha.

977
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: The Japanese businessmen are a little disappointed that this isn't

978
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 2: as thrilling as they thought it would be. And then

979
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: my wife eats her piece and she starts chewing it

980
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 2: and she starts gagging in her mouth, and I swear

981
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 2: to God, these Japanese businessmen go.

982
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 4: The greatest life.

983
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: As she's like gagging on.

984
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 5: The greatest because I was going to do it. But again,

985
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 5: you're easily. You got, candy man, Absolutely you get if

986
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: you present it as a reasonable option. I'll participate any animal.

987
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

988
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 3: I was in and they eat a lot of horse

989
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 3: over there, but they also have the famous Icelandic horses

990
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: that are like world famous, and then they have eating horses.

991
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 3: Then I couldn't tell, like, oh, what's the eating horse

992
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: and what's the ride. Then do you just ride it

993
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 3: until it's tired.

994
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I mean, I mean, I think it's

995
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: up to you.

996
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: If it's a riding Yeah, I bet they I bet

997
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: they pretend like they have rules about it, but I

998
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 2: bet there's a lot of riding horses that have been.

999
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't that good though. To me, it wasn't

1000
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: something I would go back for. It was just the

1001
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: thing that I was like, Oh that's cool. Yeah, I'm

1002
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: glad I had that.

1003
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 3: What's the most tasty part of probably like the ham area.

1004
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: Most stuff is like the butt area, but is.

1005
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's a reason, Like if you were

1006
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 2: going to you're.

1007
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 3: Talking about something, the lights go out, the lights go out,

1008
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 3: your wife is still alive, but if you had to

1009
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 3: eat her.

1010
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 4: Are you going to start first?

1011
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm going animals first? This is crazy.

1012
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 3: No, no.

1013
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: Animals right away.

1014
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 4: I'm I'm asking where he would start?

1015
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: Starting at the faces you start? No start, What are

1016
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: you doing?

1017
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 4: I'm curious as to what.

1018
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: I think I'm going.

1019
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: I think I'm going titty, but that's just because i'm

1020
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,479
Speaker 2: a fan.

1021
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss that stuff. I'm not starting with

1022
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: something I'm going to miss that smart. You're right, I

1023
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: should preserve the titty. I should go for something that half. Yeah,

1024
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: the calf.

1025
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 2: I could live it out for sure.

1026
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: Back in the early I'm glad they don't listen to this.

1027
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 3: In the early days of America, they ate a lot

1028
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 3: of human I know, I do know that they would eat,

1029
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 3: they would go brain, they would crack the head open.

1030
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: And what part of my wife would you eat for?

1031
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 4: Booty?

1032
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: Booty?

1033
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 2: Totally okay, you're like, I've been here before.

1034
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've practiced many times.

1035
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 4: I eat the for like who that's that's that's in

1036
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 4: the Bible.

1037
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's in.

1038
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,919
Speaker 2: There if you really read it the way you sell.

1039
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: And a lot of y'all ain't reading your Bible.

1040
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: No, no, what's in the apocryph.

1041
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 4: You got eight of the Bible repage fifty eight, you know, exactly.

1042
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: Read some of them, footnotes, rub down, you know. Yeah,

1043
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: I think we did it. It was great.

1044
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 4: This was a you know, but we're going to start

1045
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 4: the show.

1046
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: No, damn, we didn't tell him. That's okay, it.

1047
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 4: Don't matter, It don't matter. Yeah, when you got what

1048
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 4: I got every day the day.

1049
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: Come on full bank accounting, the belly full of booty.

1050
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: Boot me in the freezer from the belly. He buys

1051
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: a full hot booty, and then he just you would

1052
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 1: go for your wife's.

1053
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, he said, I said titty, But

1054
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 2: I do regret it now.

1055
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I know that you've said.

1056
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: Now that you said booty, booty actually makes a lot

1057
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 2: more sense. And and I would miss the breast. I

1058
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 2: would miss the booty too, But booty at least lot

1059
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 2: she alive.

1060
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 4: Oh's I would think she's so we have to we

1061
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 4: have to. That's a good question.

1062
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: We have to kill her, dress her and then no, no, no,

1063
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 2: this is nobody's.

1064
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: Killing anybody here. This is all love.

1065
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 4: This is all love. This is all what I want

1066
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 4: to flank it and then smack it.

1067
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: No, this is all.

1068
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 4: This is all love.

1069
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 3: Nobody's killing anybody here. Nobody's killing anybody. She dies of

1070
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 3: natural causes. As soon as the lights go out.

1071
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: As soon as you know how to get those lights

1072
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: back on, there's no way to figure out.

1073
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: Break. But I gotta eat my wife. I can't tell

1074
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: which one is the living room. I have to eat

1075
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: my wife. Wife, God damn you to be fair.

1076
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 4: The lights have been out for a full minute.

1077
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 2: Okay, it's scary.

1078
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 1: I find the dog.

1079
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 3: I can find the dog. Cat is quiet. If you

1080
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: ever try to eat a cat, cats, yeah, I.

1081
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 1: Think if I eat my animals, are probably go smallest,

1082
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 1: the biggest.

1083
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, just in terms of appreciation, I think you would.

1084
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 4: You would go smallest to me.

1085
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.

1086
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 4: But which one means the least to you? That's the

1087
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 4: one you would probably.

1088
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: I think I know the answer, and I think you're

1089
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: having trouble saying it.

1090
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you have what two cats and it all?

1091
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a hairless cat anymore?

1092
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you ain't got to pick no hair off of.

1093
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: You would think so, but he actually got scammed.

1094
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 1: It grew hair. It grew hair in California, which is crazy.

1095
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: How in Denver a year and a half no hair

1096
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: as soon as we got here.

1097
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 2: Now now it has like a low Caesar cut.

1098
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: It's got wave.

1099
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 2: With pot belly pigs. There are no tiny pigs.

1100
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: That's a lie.

1101
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 4: That's a scam. They all grow up to be you just.

1102
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 2: You feed them until they get big and then nothing.

1103
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh man, we've been We've been lied to. And that's

1104
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 4: all I wanted to hear.

1105
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: You say, Come on, you spent this whole time telling

1106
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: us we weren't being lied to, and we just needed

1107
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Speaker 1: to hear then lied to.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, City Ball, Gary, could you tell

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Speaker 2: the people where they can find you what cool shit

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Speaker 2: you got going on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Hi, my name is Gary Anthony Williams. Uh I

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Speaker 4: am a luxury to be around.

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Speaker 1: On the TikTok.

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Speaker 3: I think on TikTok on the Gary Anthony Williams. I

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Speaker 3: do a lot of ruckus stuff on TikTok Instagram. I'm

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Speaker 3: Gary Anthony Williams and I ain't messing with no Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Crew a lot.

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Speaker 2: Come on, it's an unhealthy place to put yourself.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that, dude.

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Speaker 1: I like that you call it a law and like

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Speaker 1: your like your mom's single friend.

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Speaker 4: Also, we're kind of tight.

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Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like it. I don't like him,

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Speaker 1: but I don't like it. We hang out all the time,

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Speaker 1: but I don't like it. We're sort of frenemies. Men

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Speaker 1: a lot, boy, what you got? Cool guy jokes eighty

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Speaker 1: seven on Instagram? That's it? Okay? Hell yeah, I'm on.

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Speaker 1: I'm on tour for a while. Yeah. Oh, come see

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Speaker 1: us in March. Where you gonna be New Orleans. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna be at New Orleans at Sports Drink March twenty seventh,

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Speaker 1: that's right, twenty ninth. We're gonna be doing the podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing stand up. It'll it'll be a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people, a bunch of friends of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Jabelle's gonna be down there, Mandel's gonna be down There'll

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Speaker 1: be down there. It's gonna be good. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And you can see me on continuing on the aspiring

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Speaker 2: Deadbeat tour. I continue to visit cities near you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Kentucky. I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing Commonwealthy? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a lot of plays Dallas I got

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Speaker 2: coming up. There's a bunch of places. It's all on

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Speaker 2: my website, Uh linkston Kerman dot com. And if you

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Speaker 2: want to follow us, if you want to send us

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Speaker 2: your own drops, your own conspiracies, if you want to

1147
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Speaker 2: tell us what your cat tastes like, send it all

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Speaker 2: to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Give us

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Speaker 2: a call at eight four four Little Moms. We would

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Speaker 2: love to hear from you, and most importantly by the

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Speaker 2: merch by yourself, some nice bye bitch.

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Speaker 3: I actually am one point four percent Nigerian African.

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Speaker 5: I'm a sister, okay.

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Speaker 2: My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 2: Big Money Players Network and iHeart podcast.

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Speaker 1: Created and hosted by Langston Kirk.

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Speaker 2: Co hosted by David Boring, Executive.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Joel Monique.

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Speaker 2: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koffe,

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Speaker 2: music by Nick Chambers.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Doegon Kremer.

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Speaker 2: You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me

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Speaker 2: on YouTube, Follow at My Mama Told Me and subscribe

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Speaker 2: to our channel