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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour

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Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. On an Asked Doctor Jesse Friday,

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Speaker 1: it has been a blast of a day. I got

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Speaker 1: a couple of different things I need to address before

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Speaker 1: we get back to the Asked Doctor Jesse questions. First

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Speaker 1: and foremost, Pennsylvania. Right now, there is a nasty primary

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Speaker 1: happening in Pennsylvania between doctor Oz and this other lady

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Speaker 1: and all these others, and there's just filthy primary battle

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Speaker 1: and it's turned into a proxy battle. In case you

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Speaker 1: haven't been paying attention for the various pundits out there,

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Speaker 1: this radio guy likes this person, This TV guy likes

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Speaker 1: this person, this radio guy and now everybody with these

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Speaker 1: huge platforms they're getting in and they're just chucking mudded

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Speaker 1: each other. They're just carving each other up into primary.

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Speaker 1: And this is what I'm starting to see. I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to see people say things like, oh, I hate this,

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Speaker 1: there's no this is awful. Oh I wish we would

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Speaker 1: We shouldn't treat each other like this. This is terrible.

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Speaker 1: What have I told you about the presidential primary in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four? About what I want? People ask me,

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Speaker 1: what I want and who my guy is? And I say,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a guy. The thing I'm most invested

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Speaker 1: in for twenty twenty four is every single person getting

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Speaker 1: in the race. Trump, Heavy, d Cruise, Pompeo, do you

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Speaker 1: name it. I want every person to get in the race.

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Speaker 1: And not only did I want them to get in

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Speaker 1: the race, I want them to have a gigantic, nasty fight,

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Speaker 1: one that makes you uncomfortable. Why, that's how we get

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Speaker 1: the best candidate. I mean these nasty primaries. It's uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: to watch a Republican going after a Republican And are

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Speaker 1: we gonna be able to come back together for the general?

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Speaker 1: Is this gonna hurt us? Is this gonna I'm worried. Guys.

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Speaker 1: A good primary is necessary. A good nasty primary tempers

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Speaker 1: the eventual winning candidate to win against the Democrat machine.

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Speaker 1: If you're one of these people, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: like these primaries no more. Okay, did you like Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump's four years as president? Maybe you're one of these

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Speaker 1: hardcore Trump people, but did you enjoy his four years?

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Speaker 1: Did you enjoy the reworking of trade deals? A secure boarder?

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Speaker 1: Did you enjoy the best foreign policy four years we've

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Speaker 1: had in my entire lifetime. Did you enjoy Trump deregularly?

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Speaker 1: Do you know other things that came with a Trump presidency? Well, um,

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Speaker 1: maybe you don't remember. Donald Trump to get to be

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Speaker 1: president first had to get through the nastiest GOP primary

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Speaker 1: I have ever seen in my entire life. Now, part

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Speaker 1: of that's because Trump's nasty. It got nasty. That's just

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Speaker 1: the way he brawls. It's fine with me. It never

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Speaker 1: bothered me at all. Remember at one point in time,

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Speaker 1: Trump and Rubio were on stage on camera openly mocking

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Speaker 1: each other's manhood size. That's how dirty and nasty that

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Speaker 1: primary got. Nasty primary. And during that primary you were

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Speaker 1: probably saying then what you're saying now, I don't want

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Speaker 1: any primary in twenty twenty four. Just give it to Trump.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any I don't like this. I don't

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Speaker 1: like this Pennsylvania primary. Just pick one, just pick one,

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Speaker 1: don't ever pick one. Make them fight, make them fight.

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Speaker 1: They don't want to fight, right, every candidate just wants

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Speaker 1: to be coronated. No, no, no, I don't need a primary.

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Speaker 1: I am clearly the guy. Just allow me to be

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Speaker 1: the guy. No, sir, you go out, you get in

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Speaker 1: the ring with the other gladiators, and y'all pull out

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Speaker 1: your swords and carve each other up like Thanksgiving turkeys.

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Speaker 1: And when you're done, the guy I get who walks

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Speaker 1: out of their lass man standing, I get the best fighter.

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Speaker 1: I get the one who's ready. We want nasty primaries,

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Speaker 1: that is what we want, because that will create for

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Speaker 1: us better candidates. Jesse, who's your guy in Pennsylvania? Did

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Speaker 1: you like this person? You like this person? I want

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Speaker 1: him to fight. I'm sitting back watching this fight, and

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Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it. Remember this, politics is a contact sport.

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Speaker 1: Politics is a contact sport. Don't get in there unless

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Speaker 1: you're ready to get bloody, all right, don't get in

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Speaker 1: there until you're ready to get bloody. Now that leads

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Speaker 1: me to something else. Actually, that's not true. That doesn't

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Speaker 1: totally different. And I'm gonna get back to the asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions here in a second. But this, this

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Speaker 1: came out from the Washington Post, and boy, this is

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Speaker 1: just so it's just such a great example of why

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Speaker 1: we are where we are. Do you ever get the

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Speaker 1: feeling that we're led by the dumbest people in the country.

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Speaker 1: That the leaders at virtually every level, no matter, no

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Speaker 1: dumbest people in the country. They shouldn't be right because

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Speaker 1: they all went to Harvard, they all went to Princeton

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Speaker 1: They get everything wrong, they screw everything up, and you

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Speaker 1: in this, and I marvel not just that they're dumb,

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Speaker 1: because dumb people were everywhere. I mean, Chris is here.

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Speaker 1: It's that these dumb people lead the society. They're in charge.

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Speaker 1: Our dumbest people are in charge. It's why I've encouraged

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Speaker 1: normal people. I'm not going to get sidetracked normal people

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Speaker 1: like you to run for office. You think you're not qualified,

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Speaker 1: You're the most qualified. The idiots we currently have in

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Speaker 1: there with nineteen degrees, they're the ones who aren't qualified anyway. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I digress. You talk about the greatest example of why

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Speaker 1: that is. Here's why it is. You've probably heard lately.

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden has started to use a phrase. It started

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Speaker 1: out of the blue, and we actually talked about it,

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Speaker 1: I think it was on last night's show, or maybe

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Speaker 1: the night before, about how it sounds really cool. Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden has started to use the phrase ultramaga. He's an

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Speaker 1: the ultramaga agenda ultramaga, and we all kind of laughed

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Speaker 1: because it's it's honestly makes it sound kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: It's really it makes it sound cool older than we

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Speaker 1: even are one. It makes it sound cooler than we

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Speaker 1: are too. How is this effective in any way? It's

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Speaker 1: just dumb. I mean, I don't have a better way

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Speaker 1: to put it. It's just stupid. It's really stupid. Well,

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden is President of the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: I mean, granted he's a half functional adult, but he

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Speaker 1: still is president of the United States of America. So surely,

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Speaker 1: I mean, surely, some smart people well I mean they

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Speaker 1: all went to Harvard, right, Surely, some smart people helped

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Speaker 1: him come up with this phrase that clearly they came

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Speaker 1: to be super effective. This came today from The Washington Post.

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Speaker 1: Biden's attempt to reappropriate maga and Ultramaga. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to know where it came from. It was the result

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Speaker 1: of a six month research effort by liberal groups. Somebody

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Speaker 1: phone calls for polls. Hey, what about this word? How

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Speaker 1: does this word make you feel? Hey, let's get some

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Speaker 1: charts and graphs out there, guys. And at the end

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Speaker 1: this research, they came up with the dumbest thing humanly possible.

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Speaker 1: And that is a great example of why we are

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Speaker 1: it's nothing but these egghead losers with way too much

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Speaker 1: so they come up with all dumb ideas because they're

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Speaker 1: completely disconnected from us. They're totally disconnected from the real world.

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Speaker 1: a great living doing that. Well, they're all rich. Well,

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Speaker 1: they're all doing great. So get me wrong. They're not

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Speaker 1: going to be starving anytime soon. They're not stressing gas prices.

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Speaker 1: But they are the dumbest people on the planet. And

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Speaker 1: this applies now to so many of our scientists, politicians,

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Speaker 1: it applies to celebrities. It certainly applies in the academic world.

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Speaker 1: You're on these manicured college campuses. You only talk to

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Speaker 1: other communist professors all day long across the board. In

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Speaker 1: the United States of America with no connection to us whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: You can't even have a brief authentic moment as president.

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Speaker 1: You have to hand out just tons of money, so

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Speaker 1: liberal groups can take six months only to return to

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Speaker 1: you with the dumbest phrase I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 1: In politics, the dumbest people in the country lead the country.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're going to get back to your question.

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Speaker 1: Someone wants to know about Congression hearings. Why does nothing

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, I thought we

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Speaker 1: is this that Dragon force crap again? Will you stop

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Speaker 1: playing this? That's awful. It's awful, Chris. It is the

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Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions

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Speaker 1: We need we need a palette cleanser. Only one thing

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Speaker 1: what it is. And do you support a no fly

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Speaker 1: zone in Ukraine? SAPs? So? I support everything that has

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it will mean. But you know, freedom is

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Speaker 1: not free. You don't know what a no fly zone

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. You know what, Chris, that's a

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Speaker 1: good point. Maybe we don't need Maria Salazar before we

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Speaker 1: get into congressional hearings and how useless they are. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe what we really need is the Bandido. I yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the heavy stuff. Jesse, too many great names to mention. Kelly,

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Speaker 1: tell me what is the purpose of these congressional hearings

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Speaker 1: If nobody ever gets indicted and it seems to me

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Speaker 1: they're just grilling people and then nothing gets done, Tell me,

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Speaker 1: O wise oracle, what is the point? Okay, I I've

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Speaker 1: had this thought for a long time, and allow me

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Speaker 1: to clarify. The congressional hearing in itself is valuable for

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Speaker 1: It plays on all the radio shows, all the news shows.

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Speaker 1: When you expose these people for being true scum, then

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Speaker 1: think it does. You know what it needs A B

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Speaker 1: A R. See. Let it lead. But let's go back baby. See, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I told you it was good. Jesse, you keep referring

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Speaker 1: to Genghis as the greatest conqueror ever. Talking about Genghis Khan,

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Speaker 1: though it's an easy comparison to make, it is false,

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Speaker 1: sort of like comparing Roosevelt to Eisenhower. Maybe a better leader,

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Speaker 1: but not at all a better leader for military purposes.

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Speaker 1: Subedi was a definitely a more able military commander. In

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Speaker 1: case you don't know, Genghis Khan and his Mongol army

430
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Speaker 1: probably the greatest army of all time. They tore through

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Speaker 1: everybody but Genghis Khan. Yeah, he was the top. He

432
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Speaker 1: was the big cheese. He had several generals underneath him

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Speaker 1: who were studs. Yeah they Chris. They all had drinking problems.

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Speaker 1: That's why the Mongol Empire didn't last very long. They

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Speaker 1: all drank themselves to death, and they had to keep

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Speaker 1: replacing leaders because the leaders would drink themselves to death. Oh, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's best to control your vices out there. But look,

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Speaker 1: more than anything, the lesson you can take away from

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Speaker 1: the Mongols if you ever dig into him, was they were.

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Speaker 1: I heard Dan Carlin on Hardcore History describe them the

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Speaker 1: best way I've ever heard it described that they came

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Speaker 1: down from a higher league. It is wild when you

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Speaker 1: look at their combat, how they would just simply on

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Speaker 1: a different level. They operated totally different and totally better

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Speaker 1: than anyone else. I mean, I brought up, in case

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Speaker 1: you missed the first hour, I brought up just a

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Speaker 1: little brief history on Samurai. I actually have a Samurai

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Speaker 1: Mongol story. That's a great, great little a great little

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Speaker 1: bit of evidence for that. Here in just a second

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Speaker 1: four I get to that. Let's just make sure we

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Speaker 1: also reinforce the fact. I know we haven't talked about

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Speaker 1: it a lot today, but inflation is really bad, and

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Speaker 1: they're out there saying it's going to get worse. Do

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Speaker 1: How many headlines do I have to read you about

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Speaker 1: inflation being bad and gold being high? That problem is

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Speaker 1: going to keep getting worse. We don't know how this

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Speaker 1: story ends. Call Oxford Gold Group. They'll deliver gold to

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Speaker 1: Just take some steps to protect yourself so you have

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Speaker 1: Tell him Jesse told you to call. Feeling a little stocky,

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Speaker 1: follow like a subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on an asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can steal email the show. We'll get to him eventually, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: At Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Your love, your hate,

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Speaker 1: your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions if you

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Speaker 1: no big deal not to brag. I always knew, Chris, No,

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Speaker 1: in all serious and just I wanted to say, humbly,

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Speaker 1: I always knew I was going to be a star.

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Speaker 1: What what Chris the Oracle the show gun always knew?

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Speaker 1: All right, now, seriously, let's focus here. I still can't

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Speaker 1: believe these words came out of Mitch McConnell's mouth. I

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Speaker 1: think we all agreed. The most important thing going on

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Speaker 1: in the world right now is the war in Ukraine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we have mothers here who can't find baby formula. The

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Speaker 1: border is being overrun. Eight hundred thousand illegal immigrants, eight

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand plus already this year. Where do you think

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Speaker 1: the money's coming from. There's no money left, and you

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Speaker 1: get chopping. And now here's a headline. You know the

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Speaker 1: thing emails we didn't get to you, dear economist oracle. Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I owe just under ten k and loans I haven't

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Speaker 1: made a payment, always asking the same thing the guy

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Speaker 1: asked earlier in the show. Should I wait and see

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Speaker 1: if Biden pays it off? You bet, you wait and

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Speaker 1: see if Biden pays it off. That's your money, that's

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Speaker 1: your tax money. They're not canceling it. They're transferring that

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Speaker 1: to us anyway, you might as well get something for it.

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Speaker 1: Dear Jesse, from one Ohio and by birth to another,

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Speaker 1: what is your opinion of Skyline Chili? I love it

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Speaker 1: to this day. But you bring it up in conversation

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Speaker 1: in Texas? This a sure or a sure fire way

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Speaker 1: to start a heated debate. Go Bucks says, I can

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Speaker 1: say his name. His name is Michael. Skylight Chili is off.

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Speaker 1: It's absolutely awesome, and I don't understand why people don't

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Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, I think if you say you don't

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Speaker 1: like it, you're lying. It's a bunch of meat and

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Speaker 1: delicious spices mixed together and you put cheese on top

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Speaker 1: of it. Who wouldn't like it? What Chris Skyline Chili?

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Speaker 1: It's huge and like Cincinnati, if you go to Cincinnati,

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Speaker 1: you can get Skyline Chili dogs. No, you say they

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Speaker 1: don't know how to make chili up there because you're

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Speaker 1: a snobby Texan who thinks no one else can make chili.

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Speaker 1: As if it's some secret recipe they only revealed to

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Speaker 1: you when you get your Texas driver's license. No, that's

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Speaker 1: the point. There's no beans in it, Chris, Would I

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Speaker 1: be endorsing something with those foul little pieces of vermin

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Speaker 1: in there? No, there's no beans in Skyline Chili. I've

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Speaker 1: really mainly had it on spaghetti, which really makes people mad.

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Speaker 1: It just dropped noodles in there and put Skyline Chili

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Speaker 1: on it. Or I've had it on dogs, hot dogs

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Speaker 1: and various spices like Cincinnati. It's fantastic. If you don't

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Speaker 1: like it, you're just being a chili snob. Yo Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to know how you proposed to your lovely wife.

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Speaker 1: Love the show. Keep feeding the commies what they hate, says,

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Speaker 1: his name is Dan, and my wife. All right, let's see,

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00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: I went and bought the ring. Oh that was the thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, you ever seen those old vehicles. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if they still make them anymore, The Hummers, the

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Speaker 1: original ones, the huge gigantic hummers. She always was. She

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Speaker 1: likes big rings. She always likes big cars and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. Probably why she likes me, Chris, because I'm

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Speaker 1: so big. What anyway, So I went and rented one.

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Speaker 1: It was a fortune, cost me a fortune. I can

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Speaker 1: only afford to do it for a night, but I

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Speaker 1: went and rented one and showed up to pick her

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Speaker 1: up for a date in that and then I drove out.

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Speaker 1: I drove out to someplace that looks over the valley

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Speaker 1: in Tucson. Then I asked her in there and she

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Speaker 1: looked at the ring when I asked her to marry me,

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Speaker 1: And it was just the most romantic moment ever. I'll

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Speaker 1: never forget when she looked at the ring and looked

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Speaker 1: at me and said, are you serious? That's real? That's

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Speaker 1: what she said. What, Chris, Why did you have to

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Speaker 1: bring that up? Chris? Chris said why? Chris said, you

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Speaker 1: didn't get down on one knee. This has become something

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Speaker 1: that she has brought up to this day. She loved

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Speaker 1: it at the time. You know, there was no problem

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Speaker 1: at the time, and in the moment it was great.

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Speaker 1: But anytime the boys bring up something or whatnot, she'll

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Speaker 1: always say, your father didn't get down on one knee.

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Speaker 1: Oh she has she mentioned it to you that. See,

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Speaker 1: this has gone too far. I was trying to see.

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Speaker 1: This is why I don't do romance very well. I

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Speaker 1: view everything very she says, I do view everything logically

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Speaker 1: and practically. That's why I don't That's why I don't

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Speaker 1: gift give very well. That's why I don't do romance

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Speaker 1: very well. It's like that time I bought the wife

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Speaker 1: a lotion warmer because she's always cold, and she opened

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Speaker 1: it up and laughed in my face. At Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: I thought it made sense, doctor Jesse, if you would

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Speaker 1: have had a girl instead of two boys, would you

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Speaker 1: have considered naming her Jesse Kelly Junior. You know that's

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Speaker 1: not very nice. That's not very nice. Jesse is not

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Speaker 1: a girl's name. Jesse ka Isa. Jesse's not a girl's name. Chris, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Chris and Jesse too. Any updates on Kamala's root cause

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Speaker 1: plans to address the illegal immigration crisis? You know, we

590
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: forget it was a year ago. They put Kamala in

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Speaker 1: charge of the border and she never went to the border.

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00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: Isn't isn't that so wild? They put her in charge

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Speaker 1: and she never went there. Golly, what a place to

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Speaker 1: be to your strikingly handsome devil dog. I gave up

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Speaker 1: on bringing my dime redheaded wife to church after the

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Speaker 1: church doors spontaneously combusted when she grabbed the handles. He says,

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Speaker 1: Obviously I knew the risk of bringing a redheaded church.

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Speaker 1: I just wasn't thinking clearly. We now have a one

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Speaker 1: year old daughter with a slight reddish tint to her hair.

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Speaker 1: Should I take the risk of bringing her to Sunday school?

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Speaker 1: He said, ps, please read my name, because you read

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Speaker 1: my wife's last week and she's been prancing around the

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Speaker 1: house talking about how she's basically famous. Now separate five, brother, Look,

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Speaker 1: you got to bring your redhead daughter to church with

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Speaker 1: the hopes that Jesus will be able to give her

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Speaker 1: a soul. She doesn't have one now, neither does the wife.

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Speaker 1: And this is Look, God knows what he's doing. He

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Speaker 1: made the redheads so hot for a reason. He knew

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Speaker 1: it would be dangerous, and some people they wouldn't heed

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Speaker 1: all the warning signs and they would just start dating

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Speaker 1: them anyway. And look, when you end up without your

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Speaker 1: kidneys and your tires slashed, don't come wine into me.

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't read his name. Oh, dang it. Forrest.

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Speaker 1: His name is Forrest. His name is Forrest. Chris. Dang it.

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Speaker 1: What if we'd gone through all that waiting and I

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Speaker 1: didn't read the poor guy's name, that would have sucked

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Speaker 1: all right, Dear doc, what's your favorite hard candy? Mine

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Speaker 1: is the atomic fireball? Said, his name is Keith hard Candy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not big on hard candy. I don't like to

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Speaker 1: suck on things hard candy man. Mine actually might be

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Speaker 1: the atomic fireball. I just don't like to. I don't

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Speaker 1: if I have to go candy. I'm much more of

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Speaker 1: like a sour Patch kids guy, like sour hardcare. I'm

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Speaker 1: just not a hard candy person. Lemonheads are good. Heads

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Speaker 1: are good to make you puck her up a little bit, Chris,

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Speaker 1: make you pucker up, dear or doctor Jesse, since you're

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Speaker 1: a real board cutified certified doctor. I have a medical question.

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Speaker 1: My sister's pregnant with the baby boy, and that raised

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Speaker 1: the question of she and her husband plan on having

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Speaker 1: the child circumcised. I had no idea this was such

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Speaker 1: a controversial issue these days, and it has members of

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Speaker 1: the family divided. I don't have an opinion. It's not

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Speaker 1: my kid and it's not my private part involved. I'd

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Speaker 1: like your opinion and not the bias of Chris, because

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Speaker 1: we already know what his take on the subject. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think you gotta do it. Right, I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we snipped both of our kids, if anything for their

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Speaker 1: future wives. Was that on the line, Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: what a way to end the show. I apologize, that's

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Speaker 1: all