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Speaker 1: Welcome guys to yeah another episode of Horrible Decisions. Did
Speaker 1: your girl Mandy a k A That Bitch a k
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Speaker 1: aka Jigglie puff Um and everything that y'all want to
Speaker 1: on me? Um Wheezy unfortunately is dealing with an illness
Speaker 1: in her family and as currently in Florida, So I
Speaker 1: need all of you guys to send your purse to
Speaker 1: her with what she's dealing with her family. But I
Speaker 1: have a wonderful guest co host with me today and
Speaker 1: you guys may know her. I am sitting next to
Speaker 1: Tiara from the Opah Road Show. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm super excited. I was just saying before um,
Speaker 1: before we started recording, that me and Tira went out,
Speaker 1: we did a movie together. Then we would have had wait,
Speaker 1: then we would have had lobster and ship lobster. And
Speaker 1: I think it was like lobster and shrimp the whole night.
Speaker 1: And then this bitch was making me buy bottles of wine.
Speaker 1: Then it was no, it was a real day. And
Speaker 1: then at the end of the day we don't did movies, dinner, bottles,
Speaker 1: and then it was like we don't want to leave
Speaker 1: each other yet you want to go get a drink?
Speaker 1: Turned into six and eight and it wasn't eight fuck
Speaker 1: the next day, no, But I was just I was
Speaker 1: just talking to the room saying, like this is how
Speaker 1: I want to feel when I go on a day,
Speaker 1: as you guys know, like I want a boyfriend like
Speaker 1: some motherfucking bad um why they're toxic boyfriends? Are the
Speaker 1: boyfriends as well as you guys here, we have other
Speaker 1: people joining us in the room today. I am super excited.
Speaker 1: We have some of the actors on an upcoming play
Speaker 1: coming to New York City called The Checklist. Do you
Speaker 1: guys want to go ahead and introduce yourself to our listeners? Um, well,
Speaker 1: my name is Tyler Burgos, ak Breeze Marie. Okay, real quick? Burgos?
Speaker 1: You related to Bernie or not? Okay? Okay, okay? And um,
Speaker 1: I played Gloria on the Place, so I'm actually Jessica,
Speaker 1: which is the main character to hearry her best friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: and what about you? We actually have a gentleman in
Speaker 1: the room, y'all. Now, before before we get started out,
Speaker 1: we'll let you know a lot of our straight men.
Speaker 1: You're straight? Right? Or are you? I don't know? You
Speaker 1: have to you have to ask a lot of our
Speaker 1: listeners are like, oh my god, you guys have such
Speaker 1: toxic straight man on the show often, so I'm really
Speaker 1: hoping you do. Our straight hetero sists me and some
Speaker 1: justice today, So let's let our listeners know who you are.
Speaker 1: Mr commodore. But on the play, I played Colin, which
Speaker 1: is Dexter's best friend. He's the elited man role on
Speaker 1: the play. So I'm his best friend and I'm the
Speaker 1: funny guy. I'm the best friend that just don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care about nothing, Like I'm just you hit
Speaker 1: that you don't want your boyfriend. I'm honest and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you how it is. I'm blunt, so you need
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have the definitely. So because you guys
Speaker 1: play the friends on UM on the checklist, I want
Speaker 1: to Yeah, So you guys may want to stay tuned
Speaker 1: because the horrible decision this week is going to focus
Speaker 1: on friends when dating and in my dating you or
Speaker 1: my dating you and your friends. UM. So we don't
Speaker 1: have that conversation because I feel like friends kind of
Speaker 1: you know, relationships from time to friends. UM. So we're
Speaker 1: going to start with an icebreaker. UM so, um yeah,
Speaker 1: this is an icebreaker we played last week on the show.
Speaker 1: Um and basically, what is an overrated and underrated sexual
Speaker 1: position for both of you? You both have the answer. Um,
Speaker 1: I think overrated would be doughy style. You think it's overrated?
Speaker 1: Like like like what? Yeah? Like we all like it,
Speaker 1: we all love it, but it's overrated, Like okay, I
Speaker 1: know you get what I'm saying, Like everybody does it,
Speaker 1: and I think so it's overrated. I think underrated might
Speaker 1: be on your stomach, just laying there on your stomach,
Speaker 1: just like let's yeah, yeah, I see that come up
Speaker 1: that one. I like that, Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 1: I was my favorite. Ye like that. What about you
Speaker 1: as a man? What position is overrated? And what position
Speaker 1: is underrated? Overrated is doggy everybody? Because everybody people it's like,
Speaker 1: why are you doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Like you gotta
Speaker 1: try to do things like underrated on your side. You
Speaker 1: out here trying to got to have a leg up
Speaker 1: on the show, to have on the side on her side.
Speaker 1: I never like tend to like feel it, feel it
Speaker 1: like better enjoy when they on the side. That's what
Speaker 1: you have. You have your in a relationship. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: preface that. What about his girlfriend ain't playing with no vode?
Speaker 1: What did I say? You know what you? I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with your underrated of Yes, like on
Speaker 1: your stomach because it's does something that's so like sensual
Speaker 1: and passionate with it um and what did I have?
Speaker 1: What was my overrated? Now you may if you say
Speaker 1: doggy side, but I actually love that. I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: I gotta realize people don't realize what overrated means. Like
Speaker 1: we all love Beyonce to death, but she's overrated. It's
Speaker 1: like wait ever, but people mistake would overrated me. People
Speaker 1: think overrated me like it's the go to? Is the
Speaker 1: go to over people? Now, overrated doesn't mean it's a
Speaker 1: batching rating, is a rating. She's over the radar. That's
Speaker 1: overrating you everybody. Yeah, because everything you say overrated, people
Speaker 1: think you're saying something wrong. No, what we're saying is
Speaker 1: they're amazing. That's why they overrated. No, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I was like you lister there. Yeah. No. The definition
Speaker 1: of overrated yeah I never yeah, I never thought of it.
Speaker 1: That's not how you're supposed to think of it. A definition. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it says overrate, right, So it's a verb to
Speaker 1: rate or praise too highly, overestimate. I think you overrate
Speaker 1: their political influence used in a sentence. So no, not
Speaker 1: too much? Yeah t o oh you know my Baltrexit.
Speaker 1: It we're just saying so I have two different answers,
Speaker 1: of course, because i'd be about this sex life. So
Speaker 1: for me, I feel like the most underrated position, um
Speaker 1: is missionary because a lot of people say missions like
Speaker 1: they talk down on missionary, but missionary is actually, to
Speaker 1: me one of the most intimate positions because you're actually
Speaker 1: able to see the person's face when they come on talk.
Speaker 1: You're looking into each other's eyes. You could hold each other,
Speaker 1: you could correct different thing to do with it. You
Speaker 1: can put the he could pound you hard like missionary.
Speaker 1: There's actually mad positions that you could do while in missionary.
Speaker 1: And I think we look at missionary as a vanilla
Speaker 1: position when actually it's like it's not with the dogie
Speaker 1: all the time. Um, one of the most overrated positions. Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all already know what I'm gonna say, bitch, writing dick overrated? Um, sorry,
Speaker 1: but don't do ship for me. Um. Also, I feel
Speaker 1: like writing dick, I don't know. To me, it just
Speaker 1: it hurts my calves. The next day you'll be liking
Speaker 1: that ship. You'll know overrated as funk like because so
Speaker 1: this is I don't but I've experienced now in this
Speaker 1: relationship that she she enjoys it more. She actually can.
Speaker 1: She enjoys it. Some woman, some woman can really come
Speaker 1: position is like they just they going and it's like
Speaker 1: that's where it can really get off. But you don't
Speaker 1: get off by it. I can, like a lot of
Speaker 1: men feel like women don't ride correctly, and maybe maybe
Speaker 1: that's the issue. I mean, I love it, don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. I love it. At the same thing, I
Speaker 1: think there's like there's a different speed mechanics, like and
Speaker 1: I got a bad left knee, so and you got
Speaker 1: a bad left my leg short giant, so like my
Speaker 1: lazy I like, are you to me writing Dick? I
Speaker 1: can't really write I can't really ride dick on my
Speaker 1: knees because my partners are normally so much like they're big,
Speaker 1: like not fat, but you're no fast shame, but I
Speaker 1: deal with like massive guys, so like I have to
Speaker 1: normally be in the froggy position. Do you know the
Speaker 1: amount of muscles it takes? It can workout, And they
Speaker 1: also kind of think of it as like a workout,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I wish I had an Apple Watch on
Speaker 1: when I was having sex, like to be efficient and everything.
Speaker 1: So as normal guys, every week, what we do is
Speaker 1: we have a kink of the week, and what the
Speaker 1: kink of the week is is, you know, it kind
Speaker 1: of brings up the kinky stuff and let's y'all know
Speaker 1: that what y'all maybe into is fairly normal this one
Speaker 1: because we have guests and I don't know how really
Speaker 1: freaky y'all was. So I kept academy ching, um, the
Speaker 1: kink of the week for this week is coronophilia. I
Speaker 1: like that. It was kind of easy to say that.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, what coronophilia actually, if you
Speaker 1: guys could guess what coronophilia meant, could like when you
Speaker 1: saw it? Did you come up with anything and think what?
Speaker 1: And I'm hearing chronic and I'm thinking, we know, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't like we its coronophilia. It's actually
Speaker 1: a sexual fascination with thunder and lightning, similar to arousal
Speaker 1: from thunderstorms, which is bronsophilia. You can't incorporate it into
Speaker 1: your sex, but a thunderstorm makes good backdrop for sexy times.
Speaker 1: Many people find their levels of desire increase during storms
Speaker 1: and sex during thunderstorms. So I brought this up because
Speaker 1: it's so funny, So last weekend after we went out,
Speaker 1: I pretty much stayed in the house all weekend, didn't
Speaker 1: really do ship. But it rained like one of the days,
Speaker 1: what was it, Saturday and Sunday? One of them day, Oh, Saturday,
Speaker 1: because but you had the damn party, and I was
Speaker 1: gonna use the rain as an excuse away. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so it rained all day and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I probably masturated like four times, five times the rain,
Speaker 1: because what it does mentally to me is like, bitch,
Speaker 1: can't ship be going on outside this house right now?
Speaker 1: And I know nothing's going on in the outside of
Speaker 1: the world. It just makes me want to Okay, chopped
Speaker 1: his over let me go four times? Oh, I know
Speaker 1: every time I played that's the four times it was.
Speaker 1: It's not because we can maybe twice a day, but
Speaker 1: like four times, like air is coming out the sort
Speaker 1: you have, y'all, I'm gonna come four times and one
Speaker 1: time you like organ Yeah, okay, so he's doing what's
Speaker 1: even doing? Four times in the dames in the whole day.
Speaker 1: The only guy that had sex with my boyfriend we
Speaker 1: first started, like what, we're broken up now, but like
Speaker 1: four times because you still call him your boy still
Speaker 1: mine and have sex with him like four times a
Speaker 1: day and be coming like four sometimes six times each time.
Speaker 1: That's he did I could set that's not like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like exercise that he is like all right,
Speaker 1: it's like I think it's a we have a tool,
Speaker 1: like yeah, different, we have a tool. Like he's like okay,
Speaker 1: he gets mad, like he's like what we're doing. We
Speaker 1: have like our clip, that's what I run. You have
Speaker 1: the bullet. You don't have to be we'll see and
Speaker 1: this is the lazy like do you I only use
Speaker 1: my finger, but these I don't don't because I have
Speaker 1: to go like this sometimes it's like this look and
Speaker 1: look at and we don't like. I don't like different
Speaker 1: with that, Like mine is really slow and sold like
Speaker 1: where it's not suching it where I know people like
Speaker 1: it to be like really and that's a good thing
Speaker 1: that you actually just brought up. I don't think that
Speaker 1: even men or even women realize that when we play
Speaker 1: with our clip, there's really not one specific motion being
Speaker 1: a lot of us do enjoy different things with clip.
Speaker 1: I know when I with girls, I tend to like
Speaker 1: try to play with their clip. How I enjoy my
Speaker 1: clip but may not like like it, um, But to me,
Speaker 1: I'm more of like a visual a person, So I
Speaker 1: can only masturbate while watching porn. When Tom, he's like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gay, but you are Wait guy sexual?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait? Gay is gay? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? What do you when you're talking all the words?
Speaker 1: I din words lgbt Q. I do identify with the
Speaker 1: que so I identify as queer, and that's because I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I holy would maybe be with a woman,
Speaker 1: but I do like having sex with a woman. Would
Speaker 1: you be with a woman and a man together a girl?
Speaker 1: I guess that's PG girl? Do you definitely don't listen
Speaker 1: too whoever, I watched trans porn like that's what I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't watch regular point. I have to to watch
Speaker 1: a gay point. That's oh my god. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see no man, it doesn't do anything, you know,
Speaker 1: And I have female I also to have to watch.
Speaker 1: I have to watch like the nastiest ship ever. Okay,
Speaker 1: not the nasties. What's the nastiest what the that you've
Speaker 1: come gay? The nastiest thing I've ever came? Because I
Speaker 1: think that you enjoyed was was, um, three gay guys.
Speaker 1: Three gay guys are big dicks, and they were all
Speaker 1: together that it was like weird ship Like so to me,
Speaker 1: one of the things, okay, and y'all, I don't need
Speaker 1: to see nobody gett shipped on a pete on one
Speaker 1: time I see the girl put a whole cone in
Speaker 1: her pussy, I don't want to see that. That's like
Speaker 1: hazard cone. Wait like like type comes, yes, the hazard.
Speaker 1: I think one of the weirdest points that I come
Speaker 1: across that I can't see myself really watching um like
Speaker 1: the cartoon portant. But so so this is a so
Speaker 1: what one? So let me tell you guys something funny.
Speaker 1: So we just have the episode where y'all know, really
Speaker 1: trying to bring up me talking about evolution and all
Speaker 1: this other ship. So I was looking for a photo
Speaker 1: to put on our Instagram. So I looked up animals
Speaker 1: having sex. That was a rabbit hole. I don't know
Speaker 1: why animals having sex mad be pictures. So it's sucking
Speaker 1: like horse dicks inside of a vagina or like like
Speaker 1: a woman sucking a dog dick, And I'm just like,
Speaker 1: that's probably the crazy. I just wanted to look up
Speaker 1: national geographic animals sucking other animals don't. That'sity is one
Speaker 1: of the things that we've talked about a lot of
Speaker 1: different kinks on here, but that is one of those
Speaker 1: where I know we say no king shaming, but the
Speaker 1: sex with animals thing is kind of but likee no,
Speaker 1: like have sex with a cat. So they're talking about
Speaker 1: six ship. This is actually we're gonna have it to
Speaker 1: the Vanilla ship. And if you look this article I did.
Speaker 1: I did so. As you guys know, every week we
Speaker 1: have a segment called Vanilla Ship. This is where we
Speaker 1: find um stories about sex in the news. Um. This
Speaker 1: one actually ship. I got my goddamn phone on on
Speaker 1: airplane mode. But this one actually comes from this is
Speaker 1: Insider dot com um and it talks about a man
Speaker 1: who was hospitalized after he repeatedly injected himself with his
Speaker 1: own seamen to cure his back pain. Why literally, the
Speaker 1: first thing I thought was what on earth made him
Speaker 1: even think that? This was like a Cortisan shot And
Speaker 1: it was going to read it doesn't care, She's like
Speaker 1: not a day that. I don't know what he looked up,
Speaker 1: but it says that the thirty three year old irishman
Speaker 1: was hop spittal lives. After injecting himself with his own
Speaker 1: seamen once a month for a year and a half,
Speaker 1: the patient admitted himself into a Dublin hospital after several
Speaker 1: days of lower back paint. Hospital staff discovered his lower
Speaker 1: right arm was showing signs of an infection, and an
Speaker 1: X ray revealed signs of an absence. For a year
Speaker 1: and a half, patient had been injecting himself with his
Speaker 1: own seamen and attempt to cure his back pain. So
Speaker 1: I want to let you guys know, this isn't like
Speaker 1: him coming in his own ass or anything like that.
Speaker 1: He literally took a syringe. I don't know where he maybe,
Speaker 1: I guess he came into a cup, took the syringe,
Speaker 1: and literally shot himself up like heroin, into his veins
Speaker 1: with his own semen with his own semen um. It
Speaker 1: can't have at all. Then I was like, that's kind
Speaker 1: of thick, no to be shooting in You can't you
Speaker 1: die like shooting certain things into your vein and ship
Speaker 1: like that. So maybe maybe it wasn't like good enough
Speaker 1: to really be sure. Did he hear that remedy? Like
Speaker 1: maybe he was just shooting his arm? He hear that remedy.
Speaker 1: There's well did you hear you know? That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like what made him do that? He had to have
Speaker 1: heard like it was a remedy like that will stop
Speaker 1: your back pain. So this is I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: you brought that up because I wanted to have the
Speaker 1: conversation of if you guys have ever heard of any
Speaker 1: myths pertaining to semen? Like so for me, when people
Speaker 1: ask like, damn, how are your teeth so white? I say,
Speaker 1: because I swallow. It's like my face is mad popping.
Speaker 1: One week I'd be like, yeah, girl, I'm come on
Speaker 1: my face, Like are there any like nutrients? Are there
Speaker 1: any other like myths that maybe y'll have heard about,
Speaker 1: like the positives of semen. When I used to be younger,
Speaker 1: guys used to be like, oh, yeah, if you swallow,
Speaker 1: you'll be able to live forever. Yeah. Surprisingly, though I
Speaker 1: never swallowed in my life. You were going to ye surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm not, said, tray, I'm living forever. I've had I've
Speaker 1: took it in my mouth before, but I've never swallowed it.
Speaker 1: I always been a weight. You've never swallowed, coming like
Speaker 1: think I would how you? Oh? So they stopped. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean there's still time that you're kind of old
Speaker 1: to them. Not. I don't think I ever wear what
Speaker 1: you just not like. I just don't like that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. You never had come that just didn't taste
Speaker 1: like anything. Yeah, I still don't want to swallow it though,
Speaker 1: but I get it. It's something like that. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't me it's something about that consistency. Nope, yeah,
Speaker 1: barely Nope. I don't eat that even nothing would have you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever told a girl anything like any sort
Speaker 1: of come. I just came in my x like years ago,
Speaker 1: came her eyes. She's upset. She was upset. That's like
Speaker 1: like I was like, I was like a good hour,
Speaker 1: like an hour, that's good. You must have some good
Speaker 1: come because I had a nigger come in my eye,
Speaker 1: like fucking New Year's David, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I was mad. I'm like four hours. So
Speaker 1: it was kind of a discussion goodwry. But that's the
Speaker 1: face though, So this is the thing. I also like
Speaker 1: to catch it in my mouth, so I thought because
Speaker 1: my mouth was open, he would aid for my mouth.
Speaker 1: And they can see a face. It's come about your face.
Speaker 1: It's everything face face. These lashes you say face, it's
Speaker 1: then I thought like my lashes would catch it, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to read this real quick. Um. So some
Speaker 1: of the myths, some of the myths pertaining to semen
Speaker 1: happened to be. Um. There's protein and semen, which is
Speaker 1: good for you, but not nearly enough to actually make
Speaker 1: a difference. So a lot of people think that because
Speaker 1: there's protein, like, who I got my dose of protein
Speaker 1: for the day. Um. Also with the myth about skin,
Speaker 1: there's actually nothing in semen that benefits your skin. So
Speaker 1: for any of y'all who think the facials is clearing
Speaker 1: your skin up, you're wrong. Not a damn thing doing
Speaker 1: is it doing? Semen facials do exist, however, it's absolutely
Speaker 1: bs um. Also, you can be allergic to semen, so
Speaker 1: if you're gonna put it on your face, it actually
Speaker 1: can cause breakouts. Little did you know your vagina can
Speaker 1: be allergics. They are, They're not good. So that's the party.
Speaker 1: So and this is actually a fun fact with you
Speaker 1: saying that even when it's just on your face, seamen
Speaker 1: can still transmit S T I S s tis like
Speaker 1: chlamydia aren't just spread via penetrate of sex um. So sure,
Speaker 1: soft smooth skin might be desirable, but it's probably not
Speaker 1: worth the risk of complications you didn't even know existed,
Speaker 1: like chlamydia of the eye, for example, So you can
Speaker 1: actually catch chlamydia in your eye, which is, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's like, I don't think you'll go blind. I would
Speaker 1: series of right, imagine nobody. So again, before we go
Speaker 1: on again, guys, if you are looking for something to
Speaker 1: do in New York City on February, the checklist will
Speaker 1: be at Lehman College. So you guys want to Brinkley
Speaker 1: like talk about your characters. As we said in the
Speaker 1: beginning of the show, you guys are friends of the host.
Speaker 1: So what's what's your character like? So I'm actually like
Speaker 1: a truth teller. I'm stuck in the middle because my
Speaker 1: best friend family doesn't want her to day black guys. Oh,
Speaker 1: but the black guy really likes her and she really
Speaker 1: likes him. So I'm like stuck in the middle. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to tell him that she doesn't date black guys,
Speaker 1: but he could. He can actually try to persuade her
Speaker 1: into it. So you're friends with both of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm actually friends with both of them. But my best
Speaker 1: friend is her and she's played by two heary to
Speaker 1: hear okay, Jessica Jessica, and he's actually the best friend
Speaker 1: of I'm the best friend of the black man. What
Speaker 1: type of anality do you have? I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: like that, I'm trying to get I don't getting no play.
Speaker 1: I don't get no play on those My best friend
Speaker 1: gets me the job with him, and she's I'm trying
Speaker 1: to pull up to the Bobby que I'm trying to
Speaker 1: go to karaoke. They don't want to. They don't want
Speaker 1: me nowhere, like guys. So it's funny, though I've been
Speaker 1: wondering how Yeah, but it's like giving something part to
Speaker 1: you waiting for to write. So do funny guys. So
Speaker 1: you are like, and I don't want to call your
Speaker 1: Instagram comedian, but you have a ton of followers and
Speaker 1: you make funny skits. Do you be getting like pussy
Speaker 1: thrown at you for them Instagram? Because I wanted Instagram comedians.
Speaker 1: If they really be getting like Instagram comedians like rock
Speaker 1: stars right now, they're getting a lot of asks. The
Speaker 1: d m s are lit. You see she getting caught
Speaker 1: left and right, you got Chicky stopped cheating stopped everybody
Speaker 1: he stopped. I'm trying to get Siggy to come up
Speaker 1: here with his girlfriend. Yeah, but yeah, but they wasn't
Speaker 1: It wasn't a problem. I've got a lot of d
Speaker 1: ms before before I was in the relationship. I was.
Speaker 1: I was on fire, really but but but you do
Speaker 1: a lot of skits with your girlfriends. She getting dick
Speaker 1: thought out of here? Women? No woman? Woman did she
Speaker 1: She's beautiful son. Nick's always going to be to our girls.
Speaker 1: Is always be comments like, oh she's on her lips.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I'll be like, I'll be liking it. Says it,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I like it to okay, You're
Speaker 1: like yeah, because it's to me a comment long as
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want to block. But I also do
Speaker 1: stand up. I also host. I do a lot. Always
Speaker 1: wanted because like me and my friends have had this
Speaker 1: conversation because so we've had Andrew shots on the show,
Speaker 1: We've had other people who does who do stand up?
Speaker 1: I'm called like d Ray Davis and now he like
Speaker 1: does so much more. But I've always thought of could
Speaker 1: I date like a stand up community? Can I tell
Speaker 1: you something about tell you something. You can tell you
Speaker 1: something about comedians. A lot of people don't know we
Speaker 1: do have off on time. People think what we do
Speaker 1: is like all day, Like you see me early before
Speaker 1: we start the show. I was just like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's me. Like, but when the camera is always trying
Speaker 1: to work and put it and have even like that's
Speaker 1: It's one of those where I don't mean to compare
Speaker 1: you to this, but like the guys who dance on
Speaker 1: the train like that's something that they do, they can't
Speaker 1: that's it. They think that's stupid. They have second time.
Speaker 1: But there's a but sorry that there's a difference though,
Speaker 1: because there are comedians that try so hard that you
Speaker 1: probably around those guys that that always and maybe feel
Speaker 1: like they have to be funny, And that's the ones
Speaker 1: you have to watch it like it's all day like
Speaker 1: people around the show. A right, your comedian getting put off?
Speaker 1: Relax comedian right now? Right? A gangster right now? Say
Speaker 1: just hold up right now? You feel I'm a murderer
Speaker 1: right there. I don't know. I'm just trying to think
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to think of my pussy would get wet,
Speaker 1: like seeing like you don't dress up and put the
Speaker 1: wigs on and stuff like that. Like other guys. I
Speaker 1: tried it, but I don't need it. Not I like
Speaker 1: so many different talents. I'm bad talented. I don't needed
Speaker 1: I think it get wet. So you said you're for whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just always it's just always wet. That's crazy time.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because I actually just had to talk
Speaker 1: in the group chat about that. Um. I went into
Speaker 1: the group chat. I said, guys, I think something is
Speaker 1: wrong with me. So I tried to have sex with
Speaker 1: someone other than actually I'm not gonna say how many
Speaker 1: other people, but other people other than seven, and my
Speaker 1: pussy just was not getting wet. And I said, guys,
Speaker 1: something together together, we don't go together. Don't come on here.
Speaker 1: You really with him? And it's bullshit like to where
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yo, my pussy stay. So I ended
Speaker 1: up sucking him and there it goes. It went right on,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, is it And I know
Speaker 1: it's not colom because I like condom sex, and I
Speaker 1: just didn't know why I was driving drive up so
Speaker 1: bad to where like, oh I love contempex. But I
Speaker 1: literally pulled out the lube and I felt like crazy,
Speaker 1: I got crazy pulling out loub because I'd be liking
Speaker 1: a thing, Oh my pussy, wet you, and he probably
Speaker 1: wasn't what's going on. He probably wasn't hitting the right
Speaker 1: Get off of that, you know, I were off of
Speaker 1: this because much you don't get hard for anybody respect
Speaker 1: I felt like with the four players should have stayed
Speaker 1: wet and it just did it okay. So, because you
Speaker 1: guys are the friends of people who are trying to
Speaker 1: date in the checklist the play, I wanted to actually
Speaker 1: make the horrible decision and my dating you or am
Speaker 1: I dating your friends? So I feel like I wanted
Speaker 1: to have this conversation. We haven't had this conversation yet
Speaker 1: on the show, but I feel like there's times, especially
Speaker 1: now with me dating, I subconsciously see my like see
Speaker 1: myself thinking what are my friends gonna think of this? Um, damn,
Speaker 1: he didn't pay my uber. I can't tell my friends
Speaker 1: he ain't pay my uber because they're gonna come for me, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you still he pay you uber? So like, there's all
Speaker 1: of these conversations that we have with our friends that
Speaker 1: essentially sometimes end up being blinders to us in our
Speaker 1: current relationships and dating and meeting people and then maybe
Speaker 1: trying to get over somebody. So I kind of wanted
Speaker 1: to ask y'all, um, how do you draw the line
Speaker 1: I guess between someone you're dating and your friends, if
Speaker 1: that's kind of like something that's done, like if you
Speaker 1: date in a girl. I'm talking to you because I
Speaker 1: don't know if you date girls too, but if you
Speaker 1: if you're dating a girl, what line do you draw
Speaker 1: between her friends and you and your friends and her
Speaker 1: As far as to what you tell them, what y'all say,
Speaker 1: how much they influence y'all's relationship? Can they talk to
Speaker 1: your friends all the questions? Like I have, I have
Speaker 1: experience like in my past that it's not good at all.
Speaker 1: Even talking to your friends, my male friends, female especially
Speaker 1: female friends about what's going on in relationship is horrible
Speaker 1: because you can talk to your partner about that, and
Speaker 1: that's how that's how it gets toxic. Because you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, the girl always done before she used
Speaker 1: to happen, but females around and she talked good and
Speaker 1: bad about me. So when a friend her friends came
Speaker 1: around me, they saw a bad more than because the
Speaker 1: good ship you see me do that. I take it
Speaker 1: to Jamaica and you can see his pictures, but the
Speaker 1: bad ship always stick out more. And Something'm saying, like
Speaker 1: I learned that to take with my new relationship, Like
Speaker 1: I don't wanna tell me me and my girl you'll
Speaker 1: never know but females. But females, I mean, that's that's
Speaker 1: that's what you do. And I'm saying, I know she
Speaker 1: got best friends. She's always gonna be like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: went through this and it's not happened. But I could
Speaker 1: never go to my my female I mean my male
Speaker 1: friends and be like, Yo, this bitch is given. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't because those conversations. But I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Man. It's like if I have a problem
Speaker 1: with you, it's got to it right there, right now,
Speaker 1: like we just talk. It's out the way because we
Speaker 1: don't have that many problems. So it's good. Like I
Speaker 1: don't need to go up yo, I need to drink
Speaker 1: YO stressed. I don't need to be in something like that.
Speaker 1: If you do that, you don't need to be there.
Speaker 1: And I think I talk to know your friends, like
Speaker 1: you know the friend and some of them might be
Speaker 1: the wrong friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they see see And
Speaker 1: I would say I'm one of those friends like I
Speaker 1: like to say that I'm the um realistic friend, Like
Speaker 1: I sit here and I'm one of those. Now that
Speaker 1: my friends know that some some of the guys, they
Speaker 1: just don't bring up to me at all anymore, even
Speaker 1: if they choose to keep working with that, because I'm
Speaker 1: just like, butt, you haven't told me about this nigga,
Speaker 1: because I'm the one you've been to when he does
Speaker 1: something wrong. So when you come back to me telling
Speaker 1: me you with him, I don't understand, man. And I'm
Speaker 1: one of those where it's just like you're doing this
Speaker 1: to yourself yea. And it's to the point where I
Speaker 1: sometimes don't understand why they're going back. But if I
Speaker 1: sit back and look at myself, I think that that's
Speaker 1: why I genuinely don't talk to a lot of my
Speaker 1: friends about the guys that I keep in forever who
Speaker 1: I'm talking to. And I actually don't even introduce my
Speaker 1: guys to a lot of my friends just because for
Speaker 1: what I just said, like I don't want to sit
Speaker 1: here and paint that picture that they're this awful, awful
Speaker 1: person even when they do funked up ship. Um, I
Speaker 1: just kind of don't want that picture painted because I know,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I'm probably still gonna
Speaker 1: keep working with them, right, like eight and fifty two
Speaker 1: times for you to girl, and you'd like, you'd be
Speaker 1: like going thirty three and you'd be like, oh, even
Speaker 1: when he does like the most outrageous when it's for
Speaker 1: me outrageous, like you can't suck my mama, But I'm
Speaker 1: still fucking nigga and my friends that are girls that
Speaker 1: I know. I had a baby, Oh you say with
Speaker 1: a guy after having a baby. It was a very
Speaker 1: complicated situation already. But yeah, and I was like, of
Speaker 1: course you like, I'm done with the stick. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, why am I still even here? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about right now? Right and yeah,
Speaker 1: telling this is crazy or not. So my ex went
Speaker 1: away to Charlotte. He went to go see his son
Speaker 1: downtown South in Charlotte, and he took a girl with him, right,
Speaker 1: I want wait, wait, wait wait, he took a girl
Speaker 1: to Charlotte to see his child, who's in Charlotte. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the girl didn't see the child. They were just
Speaker 1: in a hotel. So now listen to this, right. So
Speaker 1: then I go to Miami with the guy. Right, so
Speaker 1: now we're done, like we're broken up whatever. I'm in
Speaker 1: Miami with the guy I'm posting we didn't post with
Speaker 1: another guy. He didn't post, but I did. So he
Speaker 1: feels like, you know, I humiliated him all this other stuff. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Now we finally decide we're gonna work on something, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get back together, blah blah. But he already paid
Speaker 1: for a trip with another girl with his friends, lord,
Speaker 1: and he bringing everybody, bringing the girls a round. So
Speaker 1: he thinks that I'm supposed to just be like, okay,
Speaker 1: because I did what I did and he did what
Speaker 1: he did. He didn't know that we were going to
Speaker 1: be back together. He can't get his money back for
Speaker 1: the trip, so then it's gonna cost him. He needs
Speaker 1: to pay for your ticket now and a group trade, right,
Speaker 1: it's a group paid. No, I don't work, you can't.
Speaker 1: You have to pay another all inclusive and everything. You
Speaker 1: can't change whatever he do if he need to pay
Speaker 1: for you. And since the friends are going, a little
Speaker 1: old girl can funk one of the boys. So, and
Speaker 1: this is y'all really try so he's basically like, he's like,
Speaker 1: we come back when I come back with Shorty from
Speaker 1: this trip, but we can work it out, Like basically
Speaker 1: like to tell me that because I embarrassed him so
Speaker 1: much on it. You know, I have like seventy thousand
Speaker 1: followers and stuff like that, and everybody was calling him
Speaker 1: about what I was doing. That as a man, for
Speaker 1: his ego, he needs to do. Okay, So I will
Speaker 1: be one and I feel like we're taking off home,
Speaker 1: but I'll be honest with you. First off, I feel like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're probably dealing with a very insecure and immature man
Speaker 1: um but if you guys are currently back together, were
Speaker 1: not so what? He's pretty much like, we'll get back
Speaker 1: together after I take this trip, though, thinks that when
Speaker 1: he comes back away right now. No, no, no, he's
Speaker 1: leaving with this girl time. And she's like, he's like,
Speaker 1: when I get back, not even when I get back
Speaker 1: from this trip with this bit like because here I
Speaker 1: did what I supposedly because I destrought. He's so distraught
Speaker 1: over what I did, full of ship that because it's
Speaker 1: already paid for, he didn't think we were even going
Speaker 1: to speak again. No, I'll tell you right now if
Speaker 1: you're going into possible talking back to this man, you're
Speaker 1: already going into something that's toxic. So to me, like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of like if this is going to be
Speaker 1: the basis of your friendship and our relationship and starting
Speaker 1: over again, and he's saying, because you embarrassed me, now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, that tip for ted and starting
Speaker 1: off on that foot is already the start of a
Speaker 1: very toxic relationship that probably shouldn't happen. So I think
Speaker 1: it's another question. Can you, let's say, if something is
Speaker 1: starting off toxic, do you think that you can even
Speaker 1: outgrow that? Like you are working with somebody and it
Speaker 1: starts off, it's hard. It's so hard. I try to
Speaker 1: get back with my ex and she told me who
Speaker 1: she was when she was cheating and all that, and
Speaker 1: dude is different like that she said, like like I was.
Speaker 1: I'm like it's like we hear it, Like I'm over
Speaker 1: here like doing me Like yeah, yeah, I was over
Speaker 1: Here's what's called the whole time. So she came and
Speaker 1: I was like, who what, what? What? What made you?
Speaker 1: You're crazy? Now? You mad? Mad? Why was that mad?
Speaker 1: But I'm mad because she's over here. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the I still was. I still don't know
Speaker 1: who it was. Just like, I'm like, you knew who
Speaker 1: it was. You had to run into him, just him,
Speaker 1: there was another naked I'm just like you was out
Speaker 1: there doing this ship so you aluys undefeated. So girls
Speaker 1: are just supposed to wait while y'all hell know, I
Speaker 1: learned that. I learned that earlier though, see I have experience.
Speaker 1: I learned that she like the just be doing this
Speaker 1: ship late think it's being the forties being kids, like
Speaker 1: running around like yeah yeah and then oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: just sucked this dick? What did you want to eating?
Speaker 1: The ask going crazy more than more? When back is this?
Speaker 1: Because are you clearly your your boyfriend is sorry? Your
Speaker 1: it hell been on what other people will think where
Speaker 1: she's she's like, that's like friends like the cold to
Speaker 1: see if he could switch me on the ticket instead
Speaker 1: of her. No, he ain't called ship because you know
Speaker 1: that can't happen. And I was there. I made him
Speaker 1: calling front me. I'm I'm crazy, like I goes berserk.
Speaker 1: Niggas don't want to sun with me? You sound I
Speaker 1: made everybody outside you know it's fine. So I made
Speaker 1: him cold, and she was like, Nope, you can't. You
Speaker 1: guys already paid your money. I'm sorry, you guys already
Speaker 1: paid your money. That's it. I'm like, all right, So
Speaker 1: you choose if you go on the trip by yourself
Speaker 1: and you lose the money that you did, or you'll
Speaker 1: never be able to speak to me again. So let's
Speaker 1: see what he does in these five days. So if
Speaker 1: you if you'll be continue, you guys would have been
Speaker 1: together if he could have changed your name and his
Speaker 1: friends is like you bugging that bits just disrespected you
Speaker 1: want online? You bugging a lot of things. A lot
Speaker 1: of RELATIONSHP is involved, don't start, and a lot of relationships,
Speaker 1: you know, have turmoil because of the friends, because of
Speaker 1: the friends. Like I've actually never had that personally happened
Speaker 1: because like I have very blunt, like logical friends, So
Speaker 1: like I don't I don't even have like toxic friends
Speaker 1: in my circle to even allow something like that. And
Speaker 1: I think you do have to be careful about what
Speaker 1: you tell. You have to do that with with your
Speaker 1: family as well. You can't tell everybody everything. I found myself.
Speaker 1: Here's my question that I wanted to ask you guys,
Speaker 1: do you pillow talk with your friends about your partners, Yes,
Speaker 1: a little bit. And then do you tell your friends
Speaker 1: if the head is five the pussy goods in the
Speaker 1: bedroom In the bedroom, I thought, I'm talking about just friends.
Speaker 1: Do you tell them about the things that you do
Speaker 1: in the bedroom with your partner? I just said, no, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Yeah, I think that I actually
Speaker 1: had the last the guy that I was talking to
Speaker 1: before my boyfriend now he hit me the other day
Speaker 1: and he's like, and when I say friend, I use
Speaker 1: that very loosely, like associate, and um, he's like, she
Speaker 1: was sending me nudes and he's like, what did you
Speaker 1: tell her? And I was like, I didn't tell her
Speaker 1: anything because I didn't even like, I don't discuss that.
Speaker 1: And he's like, she tried to get it me, said
Speaker 1: she would clean my house but naked. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what I did. And I have not talked to
Speaker 1: this girl obviously in like months, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I knew it was something about this chick. I was like,
Speaker 1: it was something about her, and that's why. And again,
Speaker 1: so I'm never gonna share any type of like detailed
Speaker 1: information with you if I already like feel a way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even I feel like with me, I try not.
Speaker 1: So I'm into a lot of kinky ship and like
Speaker 1: especially a lot of the listeners no, and so I
Speaker 1: try to if it's a guy that I really really
Speaker 1: really like and we're getting to that point where we
Speaker 1: are open or maybe we do things, I definitely don't
Speaker 1: want to tell my friends that because like with me,
Speaker 1: so I don't need all of my friends to know
Speaker 1: if I'm hagging you. I don't need like my friends
Speaker 1: to know, like you know how kin you are because
Speaker 1: I do. It's like I do get guys really, so
Speaker 1: I will say the niggas, I just be fucking I've
Speaker 1: been sharing the little the little dick videos. I'd be
Speaker 1: like the biggest um. But it's because I don't really,
Speaker 1: I don't really. It's not sitting because I will say
Speaker 1: I do fear that if I sit here and boast
Speaker 1: about how good my man or my partner's dick is
Speaker 1: to my friends and I'm friends with some house I
Speaker 1: feel like they may want to try to dig themselves. Um.
Speaker 1: And with social media, unfortunately, you can't keep people from
Speaker 1: communicating anymore. It's not like what as long as he
Speaker 1: don't have the house number, like they can't ever talk like,
Speaker 1: no of my nigga. We're in the new generation where
Speaker 1: all you have to do a slide in the DM.
Speaker 1: Everybody has access to everything, Snapchat, all that ship. So
Speaker 1: like to me, like, yeah, I'm very particular with who
Speaker 1: I share details with with my friends, and now I
Speaker 1: know I can't ever post any of my boyfriends because
Speaker 1: I posted the goddamn picture of a nigga who I
Speaker 1: mentioned on this show many times, but posted his picture
Speaker 1: recently as an m c M on my Instagram, and
Speaker 1: everyone under the comments was like, oh, he likes to
Speaker 1: be paid, Oh he likes to do this, he does it.
Speaker 1: I never paid. He not one of them niggas I've
Speaker 1: done that with down. You can't ever post, girl, I
Speaker 1: know I can never post mind you like teammates was
Speaker 1: hitting me up like oh you still working with that nigga,
Speaker 1: and then like my mom hit me up like I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to find out this way. I was like, y'all, oh,
Speaker 1: because y'all, I'm mostly private with who I choose to
Speaker 1: give my time to. So I was like, oh, never posted,
Speaker 1: or you gotta put like an emoji over there face.
Speaker 1: But that now it's like you can still see something.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful screenshots. I got tattoos all my niggas,
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I was like, you can see
Speaker 1: some hands, like, but I discussed. I discussed all that
Speaker 1: with my friends. I don't know our relationship with difference
Speaker 1: like details and stuff everything. You you have those conversations
Speaker 1: with your friends and do they I mean, but you
Speaker 1: probably are you doing anything? You're not even swallowing that
Speaker 1: girl shared yeah, but like the kinkiest thing you've done,
Speaker 1: and your friends was like, girl, you did what kinkier
Speaker 1: thing I've done? I don't know, maybe like sucks suck
Speaker 1: the tet white suck the one the tet, the little
Speaker 1: space right between THEO and but THEE, that's that's like
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's like a little baby cat if
Speaker 1: you want to called the is like the slang, but
Speaker 1: the actual thing is the tech. She said that we
Speaker 1: have so many words. This is the bronx word. That's
Speaker 1: b x Webster dictionary. So I want to go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read our homemail. So every week, as you
Speaker 1: guys know, we have homemail sent into us. If you
Speaker 1: guys want to go ahead and send us a homemail.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is email us at Horrible
Speaker 1: Decisions at gmail dot com. So this week's homemail says,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend is jealous of my vibrator. Hey, ladies, head,
Speaker 1: they know who you are too. What day what they're
Speaker 1: saying about me? Backwards backwards? Sucking dick from the back?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you? I always wanted. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I've asked the straight maail this. So I do
Speaker 1: like my neiggs to be like on all fours or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I like to suck they like, I like to
Speaker 1: bring their dick from the front to the back and
Speaker 1: suck it because I like to lick their ass then
Speaker 1: go from the ass to the gooch to the head
Speaker 1: back up. So I'm not gonna like that. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like it. I would do that, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I don't think that money. Maybe not on all fours.
Speaker 1: But but why have you ever had your your dick
Speaker 1: suck from the back? I never had my dick sucked
Speaker 1: from the back. But when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: girl this girl lick my ass and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ship, Like, but you was in
Speaker 1: high school, you wasn't He was I'm good, like no
Speaker 1: tent no, no, I know that that's experienced it. When
Speaker 1: I was sucking, seventeen went down and lick my ass.
Speaker 1: I like it, she did, but I was she was
Speaker 1: probably like and I was seventeen. Okay, that's not too bad,
Speaker 1: but she probably she licked straight to my ass and
Speaker 1: no pull. So this dick is literally like sticking out
Speaker 1: like from the back, and then you're going so okay,
Speaker 1: so real quick, So I put the gun off fours
Speaker 1: or he could be standing up, because I'd be dealing
Speaker 1: with guys that are tall enough to wear. Basically, I
Speaker 1: can said they dick standing up, So basically they get
Speaker 1: on hard. Are you crouched down? That? So I just
Speaker 1: spread my legs up and girl, I'm only one, so
Speaker 1: actually funny, okay, but no, So the dick is hard
Speaker 1: basically damn, I'm trying to like do a diagram. But
Speaker 1: so I pulled a dick to the back as to
Speaker 1: my face. Yeah, the asses in my face. And so
Speaker 1: the dick is hard sticking up, and so I pulled
Speaker 1: the dick to the back, so it's really only like
Speaker 1: half of the dick because I know all the dick
Speaker 1: ain't gonna come back, and so the balls are right there,
Speaker 1: the asses right there. So i look from the ass
Speaker 1: down to the balls, and then I'm sucking the dick
Speaker 1: from the back, and then I go back up and
Speaker 1: then sometimes I'll bring it back forward, keep looking the ass,
Speaker 1: and then just give him a hand job while he's
Speaker 1: back in the front. Okay, that's that's the goal. Um,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna get back to the whole meal because
Speaker 1: I don't be using vibrators like that. But um, this
Speaker 1: is a first time writer, longtime listener. I love the
Speaker 1: show and I recently got my boyfriend to start listening.
Speaker 1: He has been trying to make me squirt for a
Speaker 1: while now, to no success. He pleasures me and we
Speaker 1: have great sexual chemistry, but I'm just not a squirter. Apparently,
Speaker 1: that's until I had a nice session with my vibrator,
Speaker 1: and I've since squirted for the first time. I told
Speaker 1: my man about this, and he got He's been trying
Speaker 1: extra hard and tossing new tricks in there to please
Speaker 1: me ever since he found out. And he is no competition.
Speaker 1: I think this hit an ego and his confidence a little.
Speaker 1: How do I let him know he's still my number
Speaker 1: one sincerely, my boyfriend is jealous of my vibrates. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I get that. I would be jealous soon you like me.
Speaker 1: That's like my man, me fucking my man and he
Speaker 1: and he come and he didn't. He can't get back up,
Speaker 1: but then he goes to the sex store and buys
Speaker 1: that fake pussy and then get right back up. I
Speaker 1: don't be like, break that ship. Your advocating breaking. Check
Speaker 1: it out, check check it out. Come home, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: I come home. I come home, come home, come home.
Speaker 1: I'm horny. Look example, I'll come on horning. Look last horny.
Speaker 1: I want the fun. That's how you do that? How
Speaker 1: do it? So let me see before you want. This
Speaker 1: is the flag. Don't shot moming me eat your ash
Speaker 1: like over right now, like y'all stop me either, just
Speaker 1: say fresh out large following from New York. But y'all
Speaker 1: are so New York crazing our listeners from elsewhere gonna
Speaker 1: be like, yo, this ship was mad New York. Bo
Speaker 1: I come home. I'm holding that ship right and she
Speaker 1: started without time. You feel me, you dag check this
Speaker 1: out boom So all right, I'm I'm on the elevator
Speaker 1: ship right and I'm coming up to elevator. I get
Speaker 1: off the elevator. Boom, open the door, slammed that ship. Man,
Speaker 1: you put my dick out your mock. I'm ready to fun.
Speaker 1: Was bood? She like y'all already came like how like yeah,
Speaker 1: I used the bullet. I'm breaking that ship. I'm sucking
Speaker 1: breaking that ship. Can't I'm breaking that ship. Shod that.
Speaker 1: This is because I was gonna start without me. I
Speaker 1: just gonna come, I do. I texted, could wait, I'm
Speaker 1: baking that? Where shot that where? They got the window
Speaker 1: on the first take the photo ain't yo? So okay?
Speaker 1: So I get some name, get professional advice, please right now,
Speaker 1: think Terry. I think some men would are probably intimidated
Speaker 1: by because, like you said, it's like you are using
Speaker 1: this tool to pleasure you, and it's like I am
Speaker 1: your man, especially, But I think the things do you wait?
Speaker 1: So you guys really don't want a woman to be
Speaker 1: having Don't you don't bigger than my dick? Bigging my dick?
Speaker 1: You have a bigger dick in the house than my
Speaker 1: dick is the biggest dick in the house. I chopped
Speaker 1: that ship at the shop rather heard just pleasure herself
Speaker 1: with a toy, deal bullet if you like what if
Speaker 1: you like bullet? Can to do any more? Bus a
Speaker 1: little rabbit? And then you get no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. I got the bullet is cool. The
Speaker 1: bullets around. I had the bullet, But do you put
Speaker 1: around it? You put put it around your penis? And
Speaker 1: then you know what I'm saying, Like, it's a little
Speaker 1: conquering that's for you. It's the thing that sticks up.
Speaker 1: It's the shark, it's the dolphin. The dolphin is like
Speaker 1: a dolphin like a rabbit. Put it on and then
Speaker 1: like I think it's rings connected and the touches a
Speaker 1: bhole and it hits that click comes in and it's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the conquer for both of you are talking about
Speaker 1: something that is simply for her to pleasure her, just
Speaker 1: just talking about like everything I don't talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had a bullet. You cannot know what what do
Speaker 1: you suggest her? So basically she's will to squirt with
Speaker 1: this toy, but her boyfriend can't make her. I hate
Speaker 1: to be like he has to get first of all,
Speaker 1: squirting is also mental is well you know you cannot
Speaker 1: I mean some woman can't, but you can't really control,
Speaker 1: like how when when you squirt? So like she I
Speaker 1: think she needs to reassure him, like I am here
Speaker 1: for you, baby, I love you, I love your dick.
Speaker 1: But you know, again, there are certain movements that like
Speaker 1: the rabbit or whatever it's gonna do, because she's also
Speaker 1: controlling it, whereas like the man, isn't it like he
Speaker 1: shouldn't feel a way though it's literally she ain't had
Speaker 1: nothing to do. Look, it was she had what was
Speaker 1: the King of the week? Right? It was? It was thunderstorm.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. It's at the mood and she was. He's like,
Speaker 1: I will say. Something else that maybe she can consider
Speaker 1: is if this toy does make her squirt and it's
Speaker 1: something that he's been trying to do, maybe allow him
Speaker 1: in the room and maybe play with the toys so
Speaker 1: that he can experience you experiencing squirting, so now it right,
Speaker 1: or maybe maybe he could feel like he's doing something
Speaker 1: if maybe while you're playing with yourself and you're making
Speaker 1: this work with this toy and you're getting to the
Speaker 1: point where you're about to squirt, maybe you could be
Speaker 1: performing oral sex on him and just engaging him to
Speaker 1: where maybe he feels like there's a part of him
Speaker 1: that's bringing this arousal to Like you said, it's definitely
Speaker 1: all mental like when I'm sported, which is I feel
Speaker 1: for the girls who haven't experienced yet. And Wheezy and
Speaker 1: I talked about this like it literally brought tears up
Speaker 1: my eye, maybe telling that I love him and I
Speaker 1: don't like it's crazy. It's one of the best experiences,
Speaker 1: but unfortunately it is something just like an orgasm, where
Speaker 1: not everyone is going to feel the same. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: may not even know what's happening. And it was just
Speaker 1: a guy that who had done so much research. He
Speaker 1: knew what he was doing to make me feel that way.
Speaker 1: So his reassurance that it was that it was like
Speaker 1: clear and that he wanted me to do this. He
Speaker 1: was kind of knew exactly what I was doing. He
Speaker 1: knew mine. I didn't even know that I did it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, bab if you just squired it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, you he just side of me inside
Speaker 1: he peid inside of you. He thought, he pe yeah,
Speaker 1: he was doing he was doing it from the back.
Speaker 1: And then it was like and I didn't feel like
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like I was doing anything. It was like,
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like I was doing He was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know, nig is be mad exact, I'm my first
Speaker 1: time ever. I still don't think I did it, but
Speaker 1: I'm just found her. I'm like, I'm like, um, I'm
Speaker 1: like what you mean? Was like just square that I smelled.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Nigga, you pay it inside of me? Was me?
Speaker 1: He was so you ruining the mood? You don't know.
Speaker 1: I was the same way. I didn't. I. I was like,
Speaker 1: what that's like I was having an orgasm? Why I
Speaker 1: was happening? It just happened. Oh so yeah, some people
Speaker 1: have orgasm that I guess it happened, so you know,
Speaker 1: with you, whereas I didn't have an orgasm when it happened,
Speaker 1: it started squirt. I just started squirting, So you can
Speaker 1: hit a certain man. That's something that it just happened, like,
Speaker 1: even though it's not hitting that spot. It just that
Speaker 1: makes sense because There'll be sometimes where I'm having sex
Speaker 1: and I'll feel the sheet and it'll be mad wet,
Speaker 1: and then and I know I didn't feel that orgasmic squirt,
Speaker 1: but I'm like like, oh yeah, exactly in my mouth,
Speaker 1: So how would how many times? How many times? Oh
Speaker 1: I've squirted? So I've had multiple men be able to
Speaker 1: make me squirt now, but it's all normally with fingers.
Speaker 1: Do you know how to do it yourself? Hell no,
Speaker 1: I got little tea works arms, so my fingers don't
Speaker 1: go with it. Pussy, they don't really go um but no, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it just don't work. I'll be having No,
Speaker 1: I just can't get coming with work. Um. But they
Speaker 1: have been guys that have kind of i would say,
Speaker 1: mastered the square like they knew apparently it's it feels
Speaker 1: like a walnut. It's actually a place in a woman's pussy.
Speaker 1: And these men specifically have known exactly what it's like
Speaker 1: right there. So did you come into lift you curve?
Speaker 1: And then they knew to apply. These guys don't know
Speaker 1: how to do nothing. There's like literally you you got,
Speaker 1: you getting, you're getting, you're getting good Bronx a little
Speaker 1: dirty as boys, and they don't know what wait, okay,
Speaker 1: no Bronx player, I mean too, I still don't. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm going to Mount Vernon. My nigga
Speaker 1: is in New Rochelle the as the Bronx. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: he's right across the g W being jerky little island. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I did have one Bronx nigga,
Speaker 1: and of course his nickname was Felam based so there go,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have one to mine was to
Speaker 1: wait years. His was like no, but he was actually
Speaker 1: scammer bay. I think yeah, he was scammer bags. You
Speaker 1: have options from the Bronx. I was like where am
Speaker 1: I going? First? I was like, where am I? What
Speaker 1: is that Yankee Stadium? Somebody that somebody said that they
Speaker 1: can um come while sucking their man's day, So that's
Speaker 1: probably they don't even that's a lot of mental I
Speaker 1: will say I get more wet giving head than receiving.
Speaker 1: I don't even like receiving head. So yeah, I know
Speaker 1: that's a shocker. I know, I know, but that is
Speaker 1: are you not getting it right? I've had good head.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess what you would. I think it's
Speaker 1: good head, like I've had the head that feels good
Speaker 1: and then she'd like that made me want to be
Speaker 1: like you just my ex experience, it's not literally like
Speaker 1: good you know, no, like I've had good head before
Speaker 1: and literally it's like okay, now sunk me, I really
Speaker 1: like penetration, so I'm just not here for and I'm like,
Speaker 1: do we even have an appetite off of head it? Then? Really?
Speaker 1: So this is this is something too, And I know
Speaker 1: it veered away from the homemail a little bit, but
Speaker 1: this is why to me, vetting and communication with your
Speaker 1: partners is so important because like me, being with a
Speaker 1: man who may love to give head, it just may
Speaker 1: not work because it's like, I don't want you down
Speaker 1: to eat my pussy on that day, like and I don't.
Speaker 1: I also really like guys who can go round, like
Speaker 1: I had one guy. We went ten rounds in one
Speaker 1: night and it was amazing. But I've also like I
Speaker 1: got things to know. First off, that was our plan
Speaker 1: for the night club. Yeah, to a sex club girl,
Speaker 1: I'll take you to a sex club. A sex club
Speaker 1: have sex clubs and queen is it like like a
Speaker 1: swinger So you can go there at the bottom is
Speaker 1: like a lounge and then in the top you could
Speaker 1: have sex in front of people in private rooms. You
Speaker 1: can have sex with people who are there. Look look
Speaker 1: at space, like, I will go there for the experience.
Speaker 1: I just I'm trying to watch. You can just go
Speaker 1: there and watch. I've gone with a group of homegirls
Speaker 1: and um, I've gone three times. The first time, no,
Speaker 1: not really. The first time I went my home girl
Speaker 1: we got so drunk we won't do it again. We
Speaker 1: finished the whole bottle of Don Julio and blacked out
Speaker 1: multiple parts of the night. Yeah people, Well, actually so
Speaker 1: for me. I joined three couples, but that first time
Speaker 1: I didn't really get fun. I got sucked by a
Speaker 1: strap on by a woman, but I didn't really want
Speaker 1: to take dick. Then the second time, I went with
Speaker 1: the guy who sucked me ten times, and one night
Speaker 1: we went together ten times. One I love, I actually did.
Speaker 1: I had him take a blue school about the one
Speaker 1: I was like a month before, and I was I
Speaker 1: felt like I was velvet like. Stopped taking it because
Speaker 1: once you come down off the high, you'd be depressed.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I didn't want to have a drug discussion.
Speaker 1: Just say no, guys, I don't I don't condone drugs.
Speaker 1: And it's marijuana. Just try one time and have sex
Speaker 1: with ten hours. So it wasn't calm down, It wasn't drugs.
Speaker 1: We did finish tequila as well, um, and tequila was
Speaker 1: in the mix and then the third time I did
Speaker 1: go with my ns and I just watched, So there
Speaker 1: was no I didn't deal with anybody. Did you play
Speaker 1: with yourself? And no, I didn't chake off my clothing
Speaker 1: at all. It was just more so of me just
Speaker 1: being a bowyer experience. I mean, I can't. But I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to nothing said nothing was he wasn't feeling
Speaker 1: it um that night it was a much smaller crowd.
Speaker 1: But wait, so you said the first time you went
Speaker 1: it was Halloween, girl, I just so, who are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you doing it with different people? Three different couples,
Speaker 1: So the I would like just lick on the titties
Speaker 1: of the women, like while their men were sucking them
Speaker 1: or making out with the girl just walking Hey, when
Speaker 1: when I get really drunk, I mean, bitch, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna be looking cities and sucking and looking, I just can't.
Speaker 1: So I just feel like it's her bees and all
Speaker 1: of that. I mean that happens to um sperm, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, which we just learned about. You can
Speaker 1: get all types of s t I s in your eye.
Speaker 1: But I do want to say in terms of those clubs,
Speaker 1: condoms are everywhere ye. Also in that type of um
Speaker 1: kissing condoms. Sorry, um no, there's no kissing. I don't
Speaker 1: know about. Maybe it's something I've still like a dental damn.
Speaker 1: But but they in tongue and like the crevices and
Speaker 1: but it's awfu. It's also a space where if you
Speaker 1: go to like the nicer ones, you can bring your results,
Speaker 1: like you're more than welcome to show sex results before
Speaker 1: you have sex with you partners. But honestly, those are
Speaker 1: things that you should be doing with your partners anyways,
Speaker 1: So not just to look at it like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm in a sex club. Maybe they have s T
Speaker 1: I S. I feel like everyone should be asking their partners. Um,
Speaker 1: the only thing any on my partner, I can kill
Speaker 1: him and find him. I can't kill and find club.
Speaker 1: I know where this niggah, I don't know this is own,
Speaker 1: she said, she's crazy. Well, guys, we're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and get out of here. Before we go out, let
Speaker 1: our listeners know where they can find you if they
Speaker 1: like your little Bronx voice or whatever. Where they can
Speaker 1: guys on Instagram. My name is Breeze Marie. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys ever heard of Prato, but
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Speaker 1: that's going on on Facebook. I'm Tyler Burgos. I'm not
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Speaker 1: you can find me on the Open Roads Show on
Speaker 1: all streaming platforms, and I was on their show, The
Speaker 1: Open Roads Show op R A H R O S E.
Speaker 1: So it's a combination of Oprah and Amber Rose. God,
Speaker 1: you know, a balance balance exactly. I like streaming platforms,
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Speaker 1: and you can find me on Tierra j Underscore. H
Speaker 1: can you tell us where we can get our hair done?
Speaker 1: Like I know I went to a New Girl, but yes,
Speaker 1: I can tell you what finding Okay, when you finish
Speaker 1: with me, he need, but I I can't a plug him.
Speaker 1: He ain't paying for the head. I can't pack the hairstyle. Like,
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