WEBVTT - Ep101: Semen, Thunder and Friends feat Mr. Commodore, Tyler Burgos, Tiara J 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.040 So it's Valentine's Week, all right. Now, you guys know 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.920 I'm gonna emoho and I get super in my feelings. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.039 But I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do this 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:13.880 Valentine's Week. I'm gonna order myself something from Adam and 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.759 Eve dot com. I'm gonna use the code w D 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:21.279 fifty and literally by myself a dick. Also, not to 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:25.680 mention with my purchase, I'm gonna be getting six free movies. 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.560 That's right, Adam and Eve dot Com is giving six 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.520 free movies, a mystery plaque that includes an item that 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:35.280 they're positive we're going to enjoy, and free shipping, and 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:38.760 that's a lot of free Valentine stuff. 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Make sure you get your 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.880 tickets at ticket spice dot com or go to on 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.560 the link in my bio on Instagram to get those tickets. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.720 Because it's gonna be a hot play. I'll play College. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.040 I bring the laughs, but the rest you gotta see 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:47.240 for yourself at the show Lehman College. Yo, yo Yo, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:51.720 Welcome guys to yeah another episode of Horrible Decisions. Did 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.200 your girl Mandy a k A That Bitch a k 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.040 A Full Court Pumps a k A The Booty Band 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.920 aka Jigglie puff Um and everything that y'all want to 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:04.160 on me? Um Wheezy unfortunately is dealing with an illness 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.680 in her family and as currently in Florida, So I 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:08.600 need all of you guys to send your purse to 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:10.480 her with what she's dealing with her family. But I 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.760 have a wonderful guest co host with me today and 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:17.160 you guys may know her. I am sitting next to 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:23.280 Tiara from the Opah Road Show. Thank you for having me. 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:27.080 Of course, I'm super excited. I was just saying before um, 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:30.480 before we started recording, that me and Tira went out, 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.280 we did a movie together. Then we would have had wait, 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.280 then we would have had lobster and ship lobster. And 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.799 I think it was like lobster and shrimp the whole night. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.440 And then this bitch was making me buy bottles of wine. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:45.760 Then it was no, it was a real day. And 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.600 then at the end of the day we don't did movies, dinner, bottles, 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.639 and then it was like we don't want to leave 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.680 each other yet you want to go get a drink? 0:02:54.760 --> 0:03:00.239 Turned into six and eight and it wasn't eight fuck 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.560 the next day, no, But I was just I was 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:06.000 just talking to the room saying, like this is how 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.160 I want to feel when I go on a day, 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.080 as you guys know, like I want a boyfriend like 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:18.360 some motherfucking bad um why they're toxic boyfriends? Are the 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.280 boyfriends as well as you guys here, we have other 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.680 people joining us in the room today. I am super excited. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.960 We have some of the actors on an upcoming play 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.440 coming to New York City called The Checklist. Do you 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.760 guys want to go ahead and introduce yourself to our listeners? Um, well, 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.720 my name is Tyler Burgos, ak Breeze Marie. Okay, real quick? Burgos? 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:43.800 You related to Bernie or not? Okay? Okay, okay? And um, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.120 I played Gloria on the Place, so I'm actually Jessica, 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.760 which is the main character to hearry her best friend. Okay, 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:52.680 and what about you? We actually have a gentleman in 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.600 the room, y'all. Now, before before we get started out, 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:59.000 we'll let you know a lot of our straight men. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.440 You're straight? Right? Or are you? I don't know? You 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:06.760 have to you have to ask a lot of our 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.440 listeners are like, oh my god, you guys have such 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.000 toxic straight man on the show often, so I'm really 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:14.640 hoping you do. Our straight hetero sists me and some 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.920 justice today, So let's let our listeners know who you are. 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.240 Mr commodore. But on the play, I played Colin, which 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.680 is Dexter's best friend. He's the elited man role on 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.880 the play. So I'm his best friend and I'm the 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.840 funny guy. I'm the best friend that just don't care. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:34.960 I don't care about nothing, Like I'm just you hit 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.840 that you don't want your boyfriend. I'm honest and I'll 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.320 tell you how it is. I'm blunt, so you need 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.919 So we're gonna have the definitely. So because you guys 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.880 play the friends on UM on the checklist, I want 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.720 to Yeah, So you guys may want to stay tuned 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.440 because the horrible decision this week is going to focus 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:02.800 on friends when dating and in my dating you or 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.279 my dating you and your friends. UM. So we don't 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.240 have that conversation because I feel like friends kind of 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:15.400 you know, relationships from time to friends. UM. So we're 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.400 going to start with an icebreaker. UM so, um yeah, 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.599 this is an icebreaker we played last week on the show. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.360 Um and basically, what is an overrated and underrated sexual 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:29.320 position for both of you? You both have the answer. Um, 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:35.200 I think overrated would be doughy style. You think it's overrated? 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.520 Like like like what? Yeah? Like we all like it, 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.520 we all love it, but it's overrated, Like okay, I 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.640 know you get what I'm saying, Like everybody does it, 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:49.760 and I think so it's overrated. I think underrated might 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.520 be on your stomach, just laying there on your stomach, 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:59.920 just like let's yeah, yeah, I see that come up 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.000 that one. I like that, Yeah, I like that one. 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:05.400 I was my favorite. Ye like that. What about you 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.200 as a man? What position is overrated? And what position 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:16.560 is underrated? Overrated is doggy everybody? Because everybody people it's like, 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.600 why are you doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Like you gotta 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:23.000 try to do things like underrated on your side. You 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.960 out here trying to got to have a leg up 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.360 on the show, to have on the side on her side. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.479 I never like tend to like feel it, feel it 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.880 like better enjoy when they on the side. That's what 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:38.320 you have. You have your in a relationship. Okay, let's 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:42.239 preface that. What about his girlfriend ain't playing with no vode? 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.840 What did I say? You know what you? I think 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.120 I'm gonna go with your underrated of Yes, like on 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.920 your stomach because it's does something that's so like sensual 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.560 and passionate with it um and what did I have? 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.960 What was my overrated? Now you may if you say 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.240 doggy side, but I actually love that. I don't know. No, 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.360 I gotta realize people don't realize what overrated means. Like 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:09.000 we all love Beyonce to death, but she's overrated. It's 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:15.000 like wait ever, but people mistake would overrated me. People 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.840 think overrated me like it's the go to? Is the 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:23.120 go to over people? Now, overrated doesn't mean it's a 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:28.280 batching rating, is a rating. She's over the radar. That's 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:38.720 overrating you everybody. Yeah, because everything you say overrated, people 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.080 think you're saying something wrong. No, what we're saying is 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:46.600 they're amazing. That's why they overrated. No, I just don't know. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:53.440 I was like you lister there. Yeah. No. The definition 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:59.640 of overrated yeah I never yeah, I never thought of it. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:05.080 That's not how you're supposed to think of it. A definition. Okay, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.320 So it says overrate, right, So it's a verb to 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.800 rate or praise too highly, overestimate. I think you overrate 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:15.680 their political influence used in a sentence. So no, not 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:22.480 too much? Yeah t o oh you know my Baltrexit. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.360 It we're just saying so I have two different answers, 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:35.480 of course, because i'd be about this sex life. So 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:40.000 for me, I feel like the most underrated position, um 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.840 is missionary because a lot of people say missions like 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:47.080 they talk down on missionary, but missionary is actually, to 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.800 me one of the most intimate positions because you're actually 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:53.720 able to see the person's face when they come on talk. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.440 You're looking into each other's eyes. You could hold each other, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.360 you could correct different thing to do with it. You 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.439 can put the he could pound you hard like missionary. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:06.080 There's actually mad positions that you could do while in missionary. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.839 And I think we look at missionary as a vanilla 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:15.240 position when actually it's like it's not with the dogie 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:21.679 all the time. Um, one of the most overrated positions. Hey, 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:27.120 y'all already know what I'm gonna say, bitch, writing dick overrated? Um, sorry, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.800 but don't do ship for me. Um. Also, I feel 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.920 like writing dick, I don't know. To me, it just 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.240 it hurts my calves. The next day you'll be liking 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:42.640 that ship. You'll know overrated as funk like because so 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:48.240 this is I don't but I've experienced now in this 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.120 relationship that she she enjoys it more. She actually can. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.760 She enjoys it. Some woman, some woman can really come 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.680 position is like they just they going and it's like 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.000 that's where it can really get off. But you don't 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.880 get off by it. I can, like a lot of 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.079 men feel like women don't ride correctly, and maybe maybe 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.960 that's the issue. I mean, I love it, don't Yeah, 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.400 I do. I love it. At the same thing, I 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.640 think there's like there's a different speed mechanics, like and 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.880 I got a bad left knee, so and you got 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:26.640 a bad left my leg short giant, so like my 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:31.960 lazy I like, are you to me writing Dick? I 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:37.360 can't really write I can't really ride dick on my 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.360 knees because my partners are normally so much like they're big, 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.960 like not fat, but you're no fast shame, but I 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:46.920 deal with like massive guys, so like I have to 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.720 normally be in the froggy position. Do you know the 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:53.200 amount of muscles it takes? It can workout, And they 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.360 also kind of think of it as like a workout, 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.200 Like sometimes I wish I had an Apple Watch on 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:03.680 when I was having sex, like to be efficient and everything. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.880 So as normal guys, every week, what we do is 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.480 we have a kink of the week, and what the 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.760 kink of the week is is, you know, it kind 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.040 of brings up the kinky stuff and let's y'all know 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.079 that what y'all maybe into is fairly normal this one 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.600 because we have guests and I don't know how really 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:22.080 freaky y'all was. So I kept academy ching, um, the 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:25.240 kink of the week for this week is coronophilia. I 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:26.880 like that. It was kind of easy to say that. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.920 I know. I was like, what coronophilia actually, if you 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:34.680 guys could guess what coronophilia meant, could like when you 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:36.800 saw it? Did you come up with anything and think what? 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.360 And I'm hearing chronic and I'm thinking, we know, and 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:48.320 I'm like, I don't like we its coronophilia. It's actually 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:53.479 a sexual fascination with thunder and lightning, similar to arousal 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:57.839 from thunderstorms, which is bronsophilia. You can't incorporate it into 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.720 your sex, but a thunderstorm makes good backdrop for sexy times. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.600 Many people find their levels of desire increase during storms 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.000 and sex during thunderstorms. So I brought this up because 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.720 it's so funny, So last weekend after we went out, 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.160 I pretty much stayed in the house all weekend, didn't 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.000 really do ship. But it rained like one of the days, 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.600 what was it, Saturday and Sunday? One of them day, Oh, Saturday, 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.800 because but you had the damn party, and I was 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.320 gonna use the rain as an excuse away. But anyway, 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.240 so it rained all day and I'm not gonna lie. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:33.240 I probably masturated like four times, five times the rain, 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.680 because what it does mentally to me is like, bitch, 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.960 can't ship be going on outside this house right now? 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:43.400 And I know nothing's going on in the outside of 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.160 the world. It just makes me want to Okay, chopped 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.760 his over let me go four times? Oh, I know 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.959 every time I played that's the four times it was. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:59.320 It's not because we can maybe twice a day, but 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.840 like four times, like air is coming out the sort 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.120 you have, y'all, I'm gonna come four times and one 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:15.240 time you like organ Yeah, okay, so he's doing what's 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.559 even doing? Four times in the dames in the whole day. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.560 The only guy that had sex with my boyfriend we 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.440 first started, like what, we're broken up now, but like 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:29.199 four times because you still call him your boy still 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:33.800 mine and have sex with him like four times a 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.560 day and be coming like four sometimes six times each time. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:44.480 That's he did I could set that's not like it's 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.960 like it's like exercise that he is like all right, 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:53.720 it's like I think it's a we have a tool, 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.360 like yeah, different, we have a tool. Like he's like okay, 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.000 he gets mad, like he's like what we're doing. We 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:04.920 have like our clip, that's what I run. You have 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:06.880 the bullet. You don't have to be we'll see and 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:12.400 this is the lazy like do you I only use 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:21.120 my finger, but these I don't don't because I have 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.000 to go like this sometimes it's like this look and 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:31.600 look at and we don't like. I don't like different 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.920 with that, Like mine is really slow and sold like 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.840 where it's not suching it where I know people like 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:40.120 it to be like really and that's a good thing 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.840 that you actually just brought up. I don't think that 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.440 even men or even women realize that when we play 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.960 with our clip, there's really not one specific motion being 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.520 a lot of us do enjoy different things with clip. 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.160 I know when I with girls, I tend to like 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:54.840 try to play with their clip. How I enjoy my 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.560 clip but may not like like it, um, But to me, 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.760 I'm more of like a visual a person, So I 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:07.360 can only masturbate while watching porn. When Tom, he's like, 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:17.360 I think I'm gay, but you are Wait guy sexual? 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.040 Wait wait wait wait? Gay is gay? What are you 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:28.560 talking about? What do you when you're talking all the words? 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:33.680 I din words lgbt Q. I do identify with the 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.600 que so I identify as queer, and that's because I 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.040 don't feel like I holy would maybe be with a woman, 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.480 but I do like having sex with a woman. Would 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.600 you be with a woman and a man together a girl? 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.920 I guess that's PG girl? Do you definitely don't listen 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:51.360 too whoever, I watched trans porn like that's what I can't. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.680 I can't watch regular point. I have to to watch 0:15:53.720 --> 0:16:00.160 a gay point. That's oh my god. Yeah, I don't 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:05.320 want to see no man, it doesn't do anything, you know, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.840 And I have female I also to have to watch. 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.520 I have to watch like the nastiest ship ever. Okay, 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.520 not the nasties. What's the nastiest what the that you've 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.760 come gay? The nastiest thing I've ever came? Because I 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:23.440 think that you enjoyed was was, um, three gay guys. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.600 Three gay guys are big dicks, and they were all 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:31.800 together that it was like weird ship Like so to me, 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.560 one of the things, okay, and y'all, I don't need 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.960 to see nobody gett shipped on a pete on one 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.600 time I see the girl put a whole cone in 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:41.320 her pussy, I don't want to see that. That's like 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:49.440 hazard cone. Wait like like type comes, yes, the hazard. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.600 I think one of the weirdest points that I come 0:16:56.600 --> 0:17:00.160 across that I can't see myself really watching um like 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:05.119 the cartoon portant. But so so this is a so 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.040 what one? So let me tell you guys something funny. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.280 So we just have the episode where y'all know, really 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.439 trying to bring up me talking about evolution and all 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.560 this other ship. So I was looking for a photo 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.920 to put on our Instagram. So I looked up animals 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.280 having sex. That was a rabbit hole. I don't know 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:27.399 why animals having sex mad be pictures. So it's sucking 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:31.320 like horse dicks inside of a vagina or like like 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.639 a woman sucking a dog dick, And I'm just like, 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.720 that's probably the crazy. I just wanted to look up 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:45.560 national geographic animals sucking other animals don't. That'sity is one 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.720 of the things that we've talked about a lot of 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.920 different kinks on here, but that is one of those 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:52.399 where I know we say no king shaming, but the 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:57.359 sex with animals thing is kind of but likee no, 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:04.159 like have sex with a cat. So they're talking about 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.879 six ship. This is actually we're gonna have it to 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.640 the Vanilla ship. And if you look this article I did. 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:13.720 I did so. As you guys know, every week we 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.600 have a segment called Vanilla Ship. This is where we 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:19.359 find um stories about sex in the news. Um. This 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.920 one actually ship. I got my goddamn phone on on 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:25.639 airplane mode. But this one actually comes from this is 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:31.320 Insider dot com um and it talks about a man 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:36.000 who was hospitalized after he repeatedly injected himself with his 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:41.119 own seamen to cure his back pain. Why literally, the 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:45.440 first thing I thought was what on earth made him 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:48.840 even think that? This was like a Cortisan shot And 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:52.280 it was going to read it doesn't care, She's like 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.480 not a day that. I don't know what he looked up, 0:18:57.520 --> 0:18:59.600 but it says that the thirty three year old irishman 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.840 was hop spittal lives. After injecting himself with his own 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.400 seamen once a month for a year and a half, 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.800 the patient admitted himself into a Dublin hospital after several 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.880 days of lower back paint. Hospital staff discovered his lower 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:13.679 right arm was showing signs of an infection, and an 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:16.320 X ray revealed signs of an absence. For a year 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:18.399 and a half, patient had been injecting himself with his 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:20.520 own seamen and attempt to cure his back pain. So 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.159 I want to let you guys know, this isn't like 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.119 him coming in his own ass or anything like that. 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:29.160 He literally took a syringe. I don't know where he maybe, 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.240 I guess he came into a cup, took the syringe, 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:37.040 and literally shot himself up like heroin, into his veins 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:40.000 with his own semen with his own semen um. It 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:43.480 can't have at all. Then I was like, that's kind 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:48.280 of thick, no to be shooting in You can't you 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:50.560 die like shooting certain things into your vein and ship 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:53.880 like that. So maybe maybe it wasn't like good enough 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.639 to really be sure. Did he hear that remedy? Like 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.439 maybe he was just shooting his arm? He hear that remedy. 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:03.640 There's well did you hear you know? That's what I'm saying, 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:05.480 Like what made him do that? He had to have 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:07.640 heard like it was a remedy like that will stop 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.840 your back pain. So this is I'm so glad that 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.200 you brought that up because I wanted to have the 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:16.480 conversation of if you guys have ever heard of any 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:22.560 myths pertaining to semen? Like so for me, when people 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.000 ask like, damn, how are your teeth so white? I say, 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:29.560 because I swallow. It's like my face is mad popping. 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:31.639 One week I'd be like, yeah, girl, I'm come on 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:35.600 my face, Like are there any like nutrients? Are there 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:37.880 any other like myths that maybe y'll have heard about, 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:41.520 like the positives of semen. When I used to be younger, 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.120 guys used to be like, oh, yeah, if you swallow, 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:58.639 you'll be able to live forever. Yeah. Surprisingly, though I 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:03.400 never swallowed in my life. You were going to ye surprised. 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:10.880 I'm not, said, tray, I'm living forever. I've had I've 0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:13.879 took it in my mouth before, but I've never swallowed it. 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:16.480 I always been a weight. You've never swallowed, coming like 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:22.880 think I would how you? Oh? So they stopped. Okay, 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:24.480 I mean there's still time that you're kind of old 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.960 to them. Not. I don't think I ever wear what 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:29.600 you just not like. I just don't like that. I don't. 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.640 I don't. You never had come that just didn't taste 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.160 like anything. Yeah, I still don't want to swallow it though, 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:36.560 but I get it. It's something like that. It's like, 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:43.520 I don't me it's something about that consistency. Nope, yeah, 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:53.159 barely Nope. I don't eat that even nothing would have you. 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:55.640 Have you ever told a girl anything like any sort 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:59.840 of come. I just came in my x like years ago, 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:04.520 came her eyes. She's upset. She was upset. That's like 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:08.360 like I was like, I was like a good hour, 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:11.280 like an hour, that's good. You must have some good 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.240 come because I had a nigger come in my eye, 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:16.800 like fucking New Year's David, and I was like, I 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:27.560 was like, I was mad. I'm like four hours. So 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:30.639 it was kind of a discussion goodwry. But that's the 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.879 face though, So this is the thing. I also like 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:36.080 to catch it in my mouth, so I thought because 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:38.280 my mouth was open, he would aid for my mouth. 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:42.880 And they can see a face. It's come about your face. 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:56.720 It's everything face face. These lashes you say face, it's 0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:00.080 then I thought like my lashes would catch it, and 0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:03.720 I wanted to read this real quick. Um. So some 0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:09.360 of the myths, some of the myths pertaining to semen 0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:13.040 happened to be. Um. There's protein and semen, which is 0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:15.520 good for you, but not nearly enough to actually make 0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:17.320 a difference. So a lot of people think that because 0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:20.000 there's protein, like, who I got my dose of protein 0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:23.880 for the day. Um. Also with the myth about skin, 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.639 there's actually nothing in semen that benefits your skin. So 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:29.560 for any of y'all who think the facials is clearing 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:32.080 your skin up, you're wrong. Not a damn thing doing 0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:36.040 is it doing? Semen facials do exist, however, it's absolutely 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:40.040 bs um. Also, you can be allergic to semen, so 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:41.800 if you're gonna put it on your face, it actually 0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:44.439 can cause breakouts. Little did you know your vagina can 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:55.160 be allergics. They are, They're not good. So that's the party. 0:23:56.960 --> 0:23:59.200 So and this is actually a fun fact with you 0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:02.399 saying that even when it's just on your face, seamen 0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:05.280 can still transmit S T I S s tis like 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:09.880 chlamydia aren't just spread via penetrate of sex um. So sure, 0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.480 soft smooth skin might be desirable, but it's probably not 0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:14.680 worth the risk of complications you didn't even know existed, 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:18.199 like chlamydia of the eye, for example, So you can 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:22.280 actually catch chlamydia in your eye, which is, oh my god, 0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:25.960 that's like, I don't think you'll go blind. I would 0:24:28.200 --> 0:24:38.399 series of right, imagine nobody. So again, before we go 0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:41.600 on again, guys, if you are looking for something to 0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:45.320 do in New York City on February, the checklist will 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:48.360 be at Lehman College. So you guys want to Brinkley 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:51.320 like talk about your characters. As we said in the 0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:54.280 beginning of the show, you guys are friends of the host. 0:24:54.440 --> 0:24:58.240 So what's what's your character like? So I'm actually like 0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:01.800 a truth teller. I'm stuck in the middle because my 0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:05.200 best friend family doesn't want her to day black guys. Oh, 0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:08.560