WEBVTT - We Caught You Stealing Place Mats

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Ralph emailed us and he said, my wife and

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<v Speaker 2>I were on vacation in Las Vegas and my wife

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<v Speaker 2>stole the place mats from the table of the hotel

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<v Speaker 2>we were staying at.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want you to call her and I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell her that we busted her a phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap over place mats. That's right here we go. Hello, Hi, man,

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Ralph Franco.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, he's gonna get me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Maria from Towers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Hi, how are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this missus Franco?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're a problem rising.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually I'm calling from the security office.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And there were four place mats that were missing.

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<v Speaker 3>They were all four place mats when we got there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they were there before you checked in. We did

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<v Speaker 2>inventory before you guys got there.

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<v Speaker 3>Madam. I wouldn't take four place mats. First of all, well,

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<v Speaker 3>there doesn't even I wouldn't even sink to such a

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<v Speaker 3>height of taking four place mats from my powers.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there are four designers place mats. There are

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred dollars each place mat.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't take a design of place match, and don't

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<v Speaker 3>there you call me up. First of all, when we

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<v Speaker 3>were there, we did not see place mats because we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>And who who stayed with you? Was it just your husband?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Just my husband and I?

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe he took the place mats.

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<v Speaker 3>Why the hell would my husband take the place match?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got some helln not growing up here. How's of

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<v Speaker 3>all your people school less on this coup of towers?

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<v Speaker 3>How do we school you off on the damn thing? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>wait a second time, we want to transfer. We get

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<v Speaker 3>a song and a dance. And now are you telling

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<v Speaker 3>me that we took four place mats.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're getting so upset about it.

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<v Speaker 2>All I have to do is charge your credit card

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<v Speaker 2>four hundred dollars in the matter is taken care of.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're charge my credit card four hundred dollars, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to bring legal charges against you because I have

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<v Speaker 3>no place match.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's the thing. They're Marco Bertoli place mats.

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<v Speaker 3>Who they are? We don't eat and they are Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we eat in our hotel, okay, but never eating it.

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<v Speaker 3>We go out to dinner okay, Well, would you want

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<v Speaker 3>to go to the hotel and eat when you're in

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<v Speaker 3>Las Vegas? You want to go out and need those

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful buffetes? First of all, we did every night. We

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<v Speaker 3>were there for four days.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because you don't eat in the hotel doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't see the place mats and you didn't take

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<v Speaker 2>them home to use a your home.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I use your place mats? Please give me

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<v Speaker 3>some credit. I have some long life that doesn't know

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<v Speaker 3>nothing of me or my family.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're such a Just so you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to be charging the visa for four hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name? What's your first name and your last name?

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<v Speaker 1>My first name is Maria.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh and your last name Lindsay Lindsey. I can't write

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<v Speaker 3>this down right now. How do I know your name

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<v Speaker 3>is Maria Lindsay? Well? Do I know your name is

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<v Speaker 3>Maria Lindsay? That you have the gom to charge my

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<v Speaker 3>credit card?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Dare you? How dare you call up on this phone

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<v Speaker 3>number and accuse me of taking some place match more partolio?

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<v Speaker 3>What is how they are?

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<v Speaker 1>There are one hundred dollars each? Their designer placement one.

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<v Speaker 3>Thousand dollars each. I don't take them. We don't eat

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<v Speaker 3>next at hotel of yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously you did take them, because that's why you're acting

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<v Speaker 2>like this.

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<v Speaker 3>How much you work here? If I called you up

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<v Speaker 3>and said, Dad, I'm driving right now in traffic kir

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<v Speaker 3>City and you're calling me up and asked me if

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<v Speaker 3>I took your like that? Oh, Maria, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be coming down in Las Vegas and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to beat the living patty when I find you.

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<v Speaker 3>How's that is that? What you at?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that the you know, Italians talk to

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<v Speaker 2>people like this.

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<v Speaker 3>That is really a very very strong deflmaication of character.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>A defaemcation?

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<v Speaker 3>I know what the world is. I just couldn't get

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<v Speaker 3>it out right because now I have a cop following thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh please, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even know who I'm speaking to. Security we're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like, what does that? I want to be copped?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a want to be caught? Ya? No? Yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Security at a job?

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<v Speaker 3>What a real law enforcement place? So you go and

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<v Speaker 3>you get a job at this, call them up people

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<v Speaker 3>and making accusations. That's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Security is people who go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no Security. I want to be caught so

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get into law enforcement for some ungod known reason,

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<v Speaker 3>and thank god that they turned you down. So you

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<v Speaker 3>get this job as a wannabe cop insecurity and you

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<v Speaker 3>make accusations to people like myself that we took your place.

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<v Speaker 2>Next Missus Franco, it's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning Zone.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got phone taps.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Ralph, who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks Ralph Money for making me look like a Jack Barama.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be Elvis Durant phone tap