WEBVTT - Coughing In Your Catering

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapped Danielle, Yeah, describe your phone tap too.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So I am calling to talk about somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>catering order. And while I'm cooking, I'm coughing and I'm sneezing,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm still cooking your meal. So, uh, his sister

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<v Speaker 2>Keisha is actually playing the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap on all right, Let's see what happens in Daniel's

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking for dog please do it's Margaret? How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey? What's up? Margaret? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Do it? Okay? I'm making your beat balls for tomorrows.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sound you stopped up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold always Agay, I gotta stir the bet both.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta do what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stirring the bee balls?

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<v Speaker 3>What we both? Not? My be balls? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? The meatles I'm bringing tomorrow. I'm cooking the right.

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<v Speaker 3>You're staring the meat. Do you have a mask on something?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm turning my head the other way.

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<v Speaker 3>You're turning your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hello, Hello, Yeah, I just wanted to know if

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<v Speaker 2>you want an extra spicy be balls or if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanted the mild.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like you had an extra spice to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, you're coughing over my food?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you do you want extra spicy?

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<v Speaker 3>You're over my food? You just say yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>No no no. I don't want to be. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to be. What do you mean You're coughing over

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<v Speaker 3>my dead food? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not calling on your food. I'm turning my head.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I'm coming to you here to get my

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<v Speaker 3>money back. No, I want I don't want any food.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want my money back that don wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>wait a minute. What.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, it's allergies.

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<v Speaker 2>Second of all, I'm having.

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<v Speaker 3>Every allergies or whatever. You're coffee over my phone? I know,

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<v Speaker 3>But DoD, do you want some food? If I came

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<v Speaker 3>over here and coughed over your food, would you take it?

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<v Speaker 1>This is allergies. It's not like I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>You're coughing over my food.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody wants and I'm gonna be there tomorrow to help

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<v Speaker 2>serve kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>I do not want to get this right now. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>coming to get my money.

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<v Speaker 2>Don First of all, you can't get your money back

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<v Speaker 2>because I just want.

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<v Speaker 3>To give me I can't get my money. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get my money back.

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<v Speaker 2>I want all these beat balls. I'm gonna start the

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<v Speaker 2>chicken in a few minutes. You wanted the chicken barrel.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you wanted the little puff pastries with the.

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<v Speaker 3>St You're better give me my money back when I

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<v Speaker 3>come to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you your money back when I spent

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<v Speaker 2>all this money and honest food.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you got a serious sneezing and sifting over

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<v Speaker 3>my food. I don't want that. But you don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want anything. I don't want anything. If I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta go to Wings and Things get some food, I

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<v Speaker 3>will take that.

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<v Speaker 1>Doc Wins and Things is not as good as bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You know my food is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess your food is good because your highly

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<v Speaker 3>recommends me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that I don't get.

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<v Speaker 3>My sisters bloom right now. I'm not taking that food.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I'm sorry to be balls again. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's going the other direction, like when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Go yeah, well, my money is going to go in

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<v Speaker 3>the other direction from your No, it's not How can

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<v Speaker 3>you talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me like this.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Because my food is delicious and dot if you.

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<v Speaker 3>Come over you is delicious. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think that the people at the party

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna even know? They don't know if I sneeze

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<v Speaker 1>on their food?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's all I would have you. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>any from your houses.

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<v Speaker 1>That sound that's very rude.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna tell me about my food? Are you kidding me? Really? Lady?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, you can't get sick to the phone, Dode, Stop

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<v Speaker 2>being stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're stupid. Do you just being really stupid?

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid? Much money with your stupid as done?

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<v Speaker 1>Your meat bulls tastes good in my mouth right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Meat balls taste good? Okay, joke all right, Joe, look

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<v Speaker 3>I got some meat balls put in your mouth? All

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<v Speaker 3>right done?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Daniel man Arrow from Elvis duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Your sister's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got fun tat Oh, I can't you know

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<v Speaker 3>how I get tizza? I know how you get. I

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<v Speaker 3>know how you get. That's what you get all that,

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<v Speaker 3>so we need to see it all Joe, y'all, look funny.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a go. I got get his ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, Elvis Durana phone time. This phone table was pre

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<v Speaker 2>All the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning show