WEBVTT - TRUTHS AND LIES 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.800 All from my Bushmouth. 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:05.840 Bush Mouth. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:09.000 Hey, what's up, man? 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.760 You're not a whole lot. I'm in the I'm in 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:19.479 the suburbs tonight for Thanksgiving, you know what, you know, 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.880 like the Friday after Franksgiving. You're like back home. H 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:24.640 Can you take a walk around your old neighborhood? 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.120 Yeah, like getting a cut, doing your thing. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:30.400 What's your name? 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:32.200 Bush Mouth? 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.440 Mush Mouth? What's the where's that name mean? 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:37.120 The origin? 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.120 Yeah? 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:40.400 Brew origin? 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.800 Actually, believe it or not? Is uh South Uganda? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.000 In oh? 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.680 I thought this was like a screen name. This is 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:54.480 like your name. Yeah, that's a cool name. 0:00:55.360 --> 0:01:00.040 Thanks man. I actually uh calling because I heard something about. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.400 Yeah, oh yeah, what'd you hear about? 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.440 Man, There's just been some rumors going around the mill man. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.319 All right, I can take it. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:16.600 Are you familiar with the car insurance agency Geico? 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:28.680 I am not. Hello. Good evening or good morning. Wherever 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.480 you are in the world. If you're in Japan, that's awesome, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:36.960 that sounds really fun. If you're in Mexico, that sounds cool. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.399 I don't really know what it's like in either of 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.479 those places. But you know, I'm an optimist. I assume 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.360 the best of people. I assume the best of places. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.920 So I'm gonna go ahead and assume that if you're 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.800 in either of those two places. I don't know why 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.320 I picked those two places specifically, but there are places 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:56.840 I picked to assume that you might be. And if 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:04.440 you're there, that sounds great. It sounds like fun, you 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.880 know what. I normally record this intro when I go 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.280 to record it, like twenty times. I've mentioned this in 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.280 previous podcast. I recorded this intro like twenty times. I 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:18.400 decided I made a pact with myself not to overanalyze it. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.320 And this is the first one. This is the one 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.120 I'm going with. I'm running this one. I'm not even 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:27.400 gonna edit it. I've already gone a minute and I 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:33.320 haven't really said anything of substance. But that's okay, that's fine. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:38.880 You know, not all words have to mean stuff. Welcome 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:46.840 to Therapy Gecko. Tonight's episode, we talk about British conspiracy theories, 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.320 We hot box a shed outside of home depot, we 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.880 run over people in a car, and we speak to 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:58.840 a clearly insane children's entertainer. All this and more coming up. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:02.280 As always, if you wish to speak with the Therapy Gecko, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.760 you can call in every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:11.320 ten pm Eastern Standard Time on twitch dot tv slash 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:15.040 lyle Forever. That's Twitch dot tv slash l y l 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:21.799 E f O R e V e R. Let's get 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:43.240 into it. Hello, Hello, Hi? What what what's tell me everything? 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.400 Tell you everything? 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:46.280 Do you really want to know? 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.960 Let's start with your name, Rebecca. Rebecca. What's the craziest 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:53.600 thing you've done? 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:55.640 Oh, recently? 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:07.360 I don't think I do anything that. No, No, I 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:11.240 don't think it's anything crazy. I mean I do weird things, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.040 and I'm pretty sure if I mentioned it what it was, 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.800 you'll remember who I am. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.800 What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.479 I painted a bird bath? That was the mushroom? 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:35.040 Becca, what's the Beccacca? Yes, what's the what's the Rebecca? 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.560 What's the craziest thing you've ever done? 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:36.720 God? 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:37.120 Damn it? 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.960 Tell me tell me, Rebecca. Hold us we we we 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.840 will keep your secret. Just tell us, Rebecca. We need 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.479 we need to know. We can't. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.760 We have people with my car? 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.120 You hate two people with your car? 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:59.280 Yes, No, it was an accident. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.800 Why are you laughing? Rebecca? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.080 Doesn't see what? 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:05.840 They called you? Off? 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.279 Guard them off guard. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.520 It was two people on a moped. They ran a 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:12.120 stop sign. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:13.760 I ran them over. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.080 They're okay, they're fine. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.440 What what happened shortly before you ran them over? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:23.600 Why? 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:25.440 I mean, how'd you run them over? Whose fault was you? 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.440 Were you on the phone? Were you texting? Were you painting? No? 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:31.120 Yeah, I was painting in my car. How do you know? 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:31.880 No? 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.719 I was driving down the street and they ran a 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.320 stop sign coming across and they didn't see me pass 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.279 the car and ran it to the side of my 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.839 car and one rolled up the windshield and one rolled 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:41.440 into the street. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.560 Do you think they would laugh about it now? Or 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.560 do you think that they're pissed? 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.320 I'm not sure because it was two teenagers and they 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.240 were mad and told me not. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.919 To call the police, So I'm not really sure if 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:55.839 they're laughing. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.560 About it they told you not to call the. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.160 Police, yes, because they. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:05.240 Probably on their way sell drugs or something of their own. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:06.320 Mm hmmmm. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.000 Where do you think they are now? What do you 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:12.960 think they do for a living? 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.200 I don't know. I hope ironically, unless they work with. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.640 Cars, that would be a round. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.520 Well, we're back up. I appreciate you calling in, and 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.520 I hope that you don't kill anyone else with your car. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:40.040 I love your back. I'll talk to you soon. Cars 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:40.960 are dangerous. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:47.200 Due all from Hello? 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:55.280 Do you believe? How are you there? Are you there? 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:56.200 Yeah? 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:57.680 Yeah? 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.560 Why is that your real name? 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.320 Yeah? 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:02.880 Yeah? 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.640 Mostly oh ship. You're from a place? 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:08.479 Yeah? 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:09.440 From uk Man? 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:10.600 All right? 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:15.560 What's it like over there? Is it good? 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:16.000 You know? 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:19.600 I mean it's like, look that session seasoning is so. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.520 I'm not one hundred percent sure what you just said. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:27.960 I said. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.320 Seasoning kind of what kind? And I'll let you lead 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:37.280 this because I don't What kind of conversation do you 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.920 want to have today? We could do something and we 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.880 could be I mean, these is just a look, there's 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.720 infinite types of conversations to be had. We could have 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.920 one that's like a little antagonistic between you and me. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.600 We can have one where we're like feeling each other 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.240 out a little bit, which is why I feel like 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.840 a little bit what we're doing right now, Or we 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:01.880 could have suching. I'm open to anything. I'm free, I'm 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.040 free born tonight you you you probably would. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.640 I'd just like to know your philosophy on life? What 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.040 is your philosophy on life? 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.000 You know? I think you know, you should just be 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.400 yourself to other people as much. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.480 Okay, well I mean deeper, deeper though deeper though. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.680 Yeah, to ask you know, let's get specific here. What 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:24.680 did you say your name was? 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:39.440 If? Uh? For the sake repetition, blah blah. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:38.920 All right, I'm gonna call you BB. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.720 Okay, I would be all right. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.360 Bb bbe the first time I asked them. Do they 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.640 celebrate Thanksgiving in the UK? 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.760 We don't, but we have a roast dinner which is 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:58.079 basically a thanks Togiving dinner every Sunday. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:08:59.920 It's a what dinner? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:01.920 Uh? 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:06.480 We call it a roase dinner, but we have basically 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.360 a Thanksgiving dinner every Sunday. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:13.600 Here, what are you thankful for in your life? BB? 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:21.640 I'm thankful for the Queen. I'm thankful for my life. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:27.800 I'm thankful for my family. I'm thankful for drugs. I'm 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:35.720 thankful for sex. I'm thankful for cigarettes. I'm thankful for 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:44.000 the government. I'm thankful for Boris Johnson. I'm thankful for 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:50.520 a lot of things. Do you want me to carry on? Yes, 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:59.719 I'm thankful for the Nintendo Way, I'm thankful for the 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:03.680 Pierre for I'm not yet thankful for the PS five, 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:08.840 but I hope to be soon. I'm thankful for Christmas. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.199 I'm thankful for God. I'm thankful for Jesus. Do you 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:18.200 want me to carry on? Yes, I'm thankful for Mohammed. 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:24.679 I'm thankful for food. I'm thankful for great blessings on 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:28.880 my life. I'm thankful for not having a job because 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:34.640 that means I can claim benefits. I'm thankful for clothing 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.800 because it means that no one sees my micro penis. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:43.719 I am thankful for claims because they mean I can 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:49.240 go to other countries that are better than mine. I'm 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:54.120 not American, though, by the way. I am thankful for 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:59.120 ships because they look all the movies. I'm thankful for 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.920 movies actually, because they take a lot of my time 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.560 up and they bring me a lot of joy. Do 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:05.320 you want me to go on? 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.920 No, I think we get it. But how's the queen doing. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.439 Well right now? I think she killed Princess Diana basically, 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:23.600 so we don't really like her that much? Yeah, I don't. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.960 I don't want to get into conspiracies that much, but 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.640 I'm pretty sure she. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.840 She fucking killed it that no we could get because 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.160 here's the thing about when we talk about, like, you know, 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.240 British conspiracy, I have no horse in the race. So, like, 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:40.560 you know, if I'll believe any conspiracy about any you 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:44.160 know thing British because I don't, I don't know any better. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:50.440 Yeah, No, I think that she she knew that that 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:54.280 that Andrew guy was a pedo, and and she knew 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.520 that was coming and then she got killed for pretty much. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:58.640 Damn. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:04.280 I think of British people would agree with me on that. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.440 The only British person I think I've ever spoken to 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.360 in my entire life. So your in the information that 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:17.240 you provide me makes up the whole of my information 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:21.200 about Britain. In the British government. I've never even read 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:25.480 an article on the Internet about Britain, and so whatever 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.440 you tell me I will believe at face value. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:32.040 Well, then I definitely think you should believe that that 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.360 the Queen did kill Princess Diana. 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:35.960 She absolutely did. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.760 She did that. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:46.000 I hope that she, you know, I hope that she 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:51.280 has brought to justice through the British justice system that 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.040 where they have the little where they have that little 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:58.840 thing where you have your like that yeah fucking thing. 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:05.800 I don't know, we've got here. Man, We'll see she's 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.920 the main leader. So like if we call justice against her, 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.400 she she can discancel that stuff. Man, Okay, she's got 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:13.559 that power. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.880 We'll figure we'll get her. We'll do something. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:21.679 You and me, Well yeah, well you you bring your 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:26.400 American swat team over and we'll saw something out. You 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.199 can say, mind, if you need to stay a night 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:29.520 or something, do. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.400 You have I've got what's your bathroom situation? 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.199 I'll give you. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:42.199 Really, we don't have to share one, Huh, I said, 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.360 we don't have to share one. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.040 Not unless you don't want to. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.640 Because what happens is like if I'm in a situation, 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.439 I get a little like if I have to take 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.680 a ship. And then you know those ships that like 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.679 take a long time to recover from you. I'm talking about. 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.280 The ones that like that that's for twenty minutes and 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.880 you don't know if you're finished it, and you you're not, 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.480 so whether you should wipe yet, and then and then 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.360 when you do, you almost feel a bit wrong for 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.559 wipe him because you think there might still be some 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:14.880 left in there them kud ones. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.720 Yeah, And if the thing is it takes me a 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.880 long time to kind of I don't want to be 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.720 rushed and I don't want to make you outside way. 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.080 It's like if we both because I don't want to 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.120 get into the situation where we both have stuff like 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.520 that going on. Anyway, Well, I'll come over, I'll call 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.720 the people that I'll call my the only I'll call 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.760 my friends. We'll come over, we'll figure something out, we'll 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:37.480 deal with this. And I let me tell you something, BB, 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:41.680 I appreciate you you calling into this this this year street. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.480 Well, can I can I ask for my advice now? 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.960 Because that was just like I was just making small 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.680 talk that I would like to ask my piece of 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.320 advice because I thought that was all poisons in thing. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:58.200 You know. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:14:59.480 Let me you know, I don't really know what the 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.440 point of this thing is, but I think we're figuring 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:08.200 it out together as we go on. Yeah, and I 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:12.120 appreciate you playing in this process. 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:15.800 Well, I mean, like realistically that the conversation we just 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:19.840 had fire was that was the problem house. Really, I 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:24.400 really wanted to just lead on to my question to you. Well, 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.960 I was just being polite, as we Brits easily are. 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.840 This is a question that I can answer in under 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.800 one minute. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.600 It might be yes, or no answer. 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:47.800 Would you be satisfied with a yes or no answer. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.640 I'd be satisfied with the three word answer. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.160 All right. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:16:01.160 So basically I got a girlfriends recently, and and I'm 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:06.000 quite familiar in my sex life. But she likes to 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:11.560 mix things up a little bit. And basically she is bisexual, 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:16.600 and she quite likes to peg people. And I have 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:20.800 no inclinations towards being gay at all, and gay sex 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.720 does not attract me in the slightest that she basically 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:29.040 just wants to take me. And I was just wondering, like, 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.560 should I let her peg me or not? 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.480 Try new things? 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:41.680 Huh? 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:48.480 Try new things? 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:49.720 That's a good for you, adapting. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.360 I love you, bb, I'll talk to you again soon. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.560 I love you too. You've got my number if I need. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.200 You, absolutely good. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:04.560 Nay man, I'll see you, see man when you come to. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:06.400 Fuck. 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.280 I hung up on him accidentally. Oh yeah, but I 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.480 think he was going to say, when I come to 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:18.320 his house, how much does it cost to get to England? 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:25.200 Like twenty? Like how many pounds. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:29.879 All from get go? 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:30.920 Two point zero? 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.200 Gecko? Two point zero? Is that you? 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:36.880 Yeah? 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.359 It's me all right, so give me I want to 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.040 what I want to hear from you, is you know, 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.240 when you go to update and app and it sort 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:48.320 of tells you, like the little of the fixes, right y, 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.919 it tells you like, what's what's what's new in the update? 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.040 Your GETO two point Oh, tell me what's what's new 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:55.560 in this update? Give me the specs? 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:01.360 Okay? Well, first of all, oh, get go suit. I've 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.920 already shaved, I've already sheded my skin, so that's great. 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:06.160 Cool. 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:11.000 Second of all, longer lifespan on this box. 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:13.639 Longer lifespan? 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:16.199 Yeah, what I mean? 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:17.360 How long are we talking here? 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.280 Well? Would you like to tell the listeners how long 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:22.080 your lifespan is? 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:24.320 About fourteen years? 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.480 Okay? Well, I'm not at liberty to say actually tricked it? 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:30.600 What the fuck? Why did you do that to me? 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:34.199 I trusted you? You know why we were supposed to 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:35.320 pull the lever there. 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.879 Yeah. The Gecko two point zero is gnarlier, meaner and 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:39.480 last year. 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:43.439 Oh all right, I respect that and I respect you. 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.159 What else is new? And Gecko two point zero? 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:56.240 Uh? Lack of appreciation for holidays hates this version of 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.480 tech hates Thanksgiving? 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:04.760 Oh okay, interesting? What interesting have at Christmas? Hey does 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:06.320 does gek two point oh hate Christmas. 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:12.440 Gek two point zero fucking wants to kill Christmas. 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:14.600 Oh god, all right, that's pretty intense. 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:18.960 Mm hmmm, keep asking ask me another holiday. Watch what I'll. 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:23.480 Say, Uh, Roshashana, be careful with that. 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:28.520 Actually, well it's you say that. Gek two point zero 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:33.560 doesn't hate russ Shana, just refuses politely to acknowledge it. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:41.679 All right, Well you know that's that's that sounds reasonable. 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:47.560 Well, it's just because I think, yeah, so. 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:52.880 You're going get to point oh is gnarlier, nastier and edgier, 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.800 which again I respect. Look my favorite video game growing up, 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.800 you know, Shadow of the Hedgehog. I Love, I Love 0:19:59.840 --> 0:20:03.359 I I Love myself an edgy reboot. You know, so 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:07.800 I respect you hate holidays? And then that it? What else? 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:13.600 Get two point zero? Also in this new update heartbroken? 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:18.440 Heartbroken? Is that I like to think? Okay, So here's 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:23.199 a circle here, Gak two point zero. I believe was 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:27.239 broken up with on Ra Shashana. And that's why they 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.480 don't hate it. They refuse to acknowledge it because they 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:34.399 don't even want to enter the emotional realm of Russhashana. 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:37.040 So Gak two point oh was broken up with on 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.560 ro Shashana and then because of that, because of the 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:43.520 anger in Gak to Heart, he's become edgy year, he's 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:47.639 become gnarlier, he's become nastier. You know, is that accurate? 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:51.679 I mean, what's the story here? What happened on Rohashana 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:52.560 Gak two point zero? 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.560 It's close? And you know this. I have to say 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:59.920 your detective work here was pretty good because you got close, 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:05.520 uh not broken up with on roster Shana instead rejected 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:10.600 because Get two point oh has never had a partner. 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.680 Well we'll we'll have to fix that in Get three 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:16.040 point oh. 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:19.040 Well, I would like to see them try. I'm pretty 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:21.480 sure I'll be the last model. But but uh, you know, 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:24.159 you know how it is. 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.040 Well, well, well. 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:31.680 That's where there. 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:49.920 Hello, Well Get two point zh. I appreciate you and 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:52.960 and I I appreciate you, you know, forgiving me something 0:21:52.960 --> 0:22:00.600 to look forward to. Would they become a sexless, angry person? 0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:07.600 Well he was pretty good from up here? 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:07.719 Sure it? 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:13.480 Can I say one thing before you let me go? 0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:14.560 Of course? 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.280 Do you know I was actually on the show before once? 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:22.879 No, I didn't know that. 0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:27.119 I was the guy. You probably don't remember this was 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:29.760 back when I was eureau point. Oh, I was the 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:33.680 guy who was gonna go around town doing graffiti tags 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:34.280 of your face. 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:38.400 I do remember this. Did you Did you do any. 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:43.600 No? I didn't, and I think I think everyone hated me, 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:46.679 So I don't really feel inclined to. 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:48.280 No. 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:52.639 I'm sorry that people hated you. Look, I always tell people, 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:54.360 I mean people, look people in the chat. 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:54.560 Look. 0:22:54.560 --> 0:22:56.440 I don't judge any of the callers people in the chat, 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:01.520 you know, I don't own them or anything. But I mean, 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:03.879 you seem you seem fine to me. 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:06.159 Thank you. 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:10.280 I I didn't really do any although I did try. 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:11.960 The truth is that I just looked so bad that 0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:14.960 I didn't. I didn't even and I joined the discord, 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:16.399 but I didn't even send it to you or anything 0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:19.760 like whatever. But sumed it over. 0:23:19.840 --> 0:23:22.679 I'll, you know, I'll look at it. It sounds cool, Okay, 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:26.679 I will. What's what's what'd you say? Your name was? 0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:29.120 My name? 0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:35.320 Yeah, it's a very normal name. Sorry, it's Aiden. 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:36.960 Well. 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:37.399 Aiden. 0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:40.760 You seem to have a lot of you know, you 0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:43.280 have a lot of interesting endeavors going on, and you 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:45.480 seem like a very creative person. And I think that 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:47.600 your future will bode well and I and I and 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:50.560 I appreciate you calling into the stream and I wish 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.960 you the best of luck in your future creators creative endeavors. 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.240 I just have to say this last thing because since 0:23:57.040 --> 0:24:00.879 we last spoke on the show, I into a person 0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:05.320 in real life who also watches your show. Which that's 0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:08.119 good news for you. You're very popular. Because I met a 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.280 person on the street who watches. 0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:13.680 Your show on the street. Did that even come up? 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.879 Well, I exaggerated. I didn't meet them on the street. 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.040 I've already met them fire. And then I bumped into 0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.320 them again on the street having seen their story where 0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:23.520 I think they've posted you or something, and I was like, hey, 0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:25.920 I love therapy get I was on the show. 0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:29.600 Interesting. I'm glad. Look, I'm glad to know that these 0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:32.400 connections are being made, you know. I'm trying to crisscross 0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:35.880 the little constellations of the stars and the moon. 0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:39.560 And then the last bit and then so that's the 0:24:39.640 --> 0:24:42.680 one person, and then another person. In the last few weeks, 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:45.560 I saw my Instagram stories again post you, and I 0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:47.800 messaged them saying so I wanted to say, I met 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:50.080 I ran into two acquaintances of. 0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:56.199 The person you tried? What fuck? What's the one that 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:59.920 I'm in the magazines, I'm on TV. You can't raise 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.920 to me. It's like that kid Cutt, I wrote that 0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:03.600 song about me. 0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:06.439 No way, Really? 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.280 I love you Get two point zero slash Aiden slash 0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:14.560 Graffiti man, and I appreciate you very much. And I 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:19.240 hope that you tell your two friends to buy my 0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:20.240 Memories when it comes out. 0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:25.040 Okay, we'll do do you get? Thanks for talking to me? 0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:32.879 Absolutely all from Chloe. 0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:42.960 To accept Chloe. Hello, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? Chloe? 0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:47.560 The craziest thing I've ever done? I'm not that interesting. 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:50.240 What is the craziest thing that you've ever done? 0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:55.440 CLI have a question for you? Yes, what's the craziest 0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:56.280 thing that you've ever done? 0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:02.320 What's the craziest thing that you've ever done? 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:03.920 I told you I wasn't that interesting. 0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:12.880 Cloye, I have a question for you. What's the craziest 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:14.360 thing you've ever done? 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:17.359 I told you that's I'm interesting. 0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:18.080 Mister Gotto. 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:38.080 Hello, what's your name? 0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:40.159 Sarah? 0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:41.560 What are you doing right now? Sarah? 0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:44.040 Watching you on Twitch? 0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:44.399 Buddy? 0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:46.480 What were you doing today at noon? 0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:51.440 I am a vet tech, so I was working with 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:52.720 a very sick job. 0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:55.399 That's kind of sad. 0:26:56.560 --> 0:27:01.639 Yeah it is, but we've the dog is doing well, 0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:03.840 so it was a happy story. 0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:05.119 Yes. 0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:04.880 Good. 0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:07.520 I was going to ask you, in your professional opinion, 0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:08.920 if you think the dog is going to make it. 0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:12.119 The dog did make it. The dog did make it 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:13.680 because my team and I are very good. 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:14.080 At what we do. 0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:24.200 All right, How look, how do you you must see 0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:26.080 dogs die? Like every day? 0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:27.640 I do? 0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:28.280 I do. 0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:30.360 That's probably one of the harder parts of the profession. 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.040 How do you deal with that? How do you deal 0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:38.200 with seeing dogs die every day? It's easier? Do you 0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.800 ever get to sensitized it? 0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:45.679 No, it's not desensitized. It's almost as if it is 0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:55.000 acceptance because we have some really hard situations come in 0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:58.399 and towards the end of it, it's better for the 0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:01.520 animal to be able to pass on with help rather 0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:04.359 than sit there and suffer and extend out that pain. 0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:08.280 So it's a humane thing to be able to do. 0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:11.080 And like, I still cry. I don't think I'll ever 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.920 not cry because somebody's losing somebody very near and dear 0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:16.560 to them, an animal and it's heartbreaking. 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:22.840 Does it ever make you like reflect about your own mortality. 0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:23.320 It does. 0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:24.960 It does. 0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:30.000 It's really there are moments where when an animal comes 0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:32.720 in and we know that they're not going to make it. 0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:36.399 It just makes you think about everyday stuff where you're like, 0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.000 what if I don't see my daughter at the end 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:39.880 of the day because I get into our car accident. 0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:41.920 That might be a little morbid, but it makes you 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:43.160 appreciate life more. 0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.600 It's true because life is morbid. I mean, it is 0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:49.959 no more than I do. I you know, you see it, 0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:52.640 and it's good because I feel like all the time 0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.800 we're walking around as if we're never going to die. 0:28:55.280 --> 0:28:57.760 It's nice. I don't know if the word is nice, 0:28:57.800 --> 0:29:01.800 but I feel like it's important to think about your 0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:06.120 own death all the time. I know that that sounds 0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:07.560 like I'm joking, but I'm actually not. 0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:13.120 No, that's actually called suicidal idealization. It's a thing that 0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:16.240 most human beings do. Like say you're driving down the 0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:18.200 road and you just think about turning your car to 0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:21.600 the left into the guardrail, like a lot of people 0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:22.520 do that, and you don't. 0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:22.920 Talk about it. 0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:34.760 Amanda, you said your name is no Sarah. What's the 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:37.440 craziest thing you've ever done? Oh? 0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:41.400 God, I have to think about that. There were a 0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:45.520 lot of alcohol field days in my life. So I 0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:49.640 lived in a college town and I partied a lot 0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:52.320 in my early twenties. I am no longer a spring chicken. 0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.400 But so there was this amphitheater in the middle of 0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.480 the town, and it was notorious for being broken into 0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:02.600 and like climbing up to the very top of it, 0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:07.120 and like most of the time, people bring like carabineers 0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:11.640 like hook themselves on and I decided, after about a 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.760 half a bottle of vodka to climb it up the 0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.840 very very very large amphitheater up into the rasters without 0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:22.320 any protection, and I slipped and I caught myself. So 0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:22.960 that was cool. 0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:26.240 Geez, you couldn't wind it up. 0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:31.920 One of that Exactly. After that, I kind of calmed 0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:34.960 down a little bit. I was like, no, I remember 0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:37.840 last night, so maybe we should start thinking about the 0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:38.800 future a little more. 0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.800 Have you done anything dangerous since or you've calmed down? 0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:48.160 You know? I feel like you see you see all 0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:49.760 these dogs, and you're like, I don't want to wind 0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:51.160 up like one of the dogs. I'm not going to 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:54.760 climb up high heights anymore. 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.760 I've climbed down a lot more and still adventurous. I 0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:01.000 live up in the mountains, so there's always a lot 0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:05.920 of crazy stuff to do. But yeah, i'd say also 0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:10.320 having two daughters has also helped me calm down because 0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:11.120 my kids need me. 0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:18.600 Beautiful. Well, Sarah, you know, good luck to you. I 0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:22.640 wish you me you know, health, give my best to 0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:23.200 the dogs. 0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:27.480 Absolutely, man, Thank you so much. This was delightful. 0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:31.080 Pleasure was all mine. You have a good rest of 0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:47.840 the evening, Sarah, you too. Bye. It's my impression and 0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:51.240 one of the dogs that was just sad. I shouldn't 0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:52.960 have done that. I kind of made myself said, I 0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:55.440 don't know why I did that. I take that back. 0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:58.240 I shouldn't have done an impression just now of a 0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:00.120 dying dog. That's not funny. 0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:14.560 All from pretty justin, justin, justin, Ay, what's going on? 0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:15.680 You know? 0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.840 Not a whole lot, you see? 0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:18.120 You know. 0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:19.920 Look, I know that we don't know each other very well, 0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:25.800 but you seem like a really cool guy from the 0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:29.400 very very very small amount of information that I have 0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:29.840 about you. 0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:35.920 Well, man, you're pretty cool too. We've talked before once. 0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.880 What did we talk about? 0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:43.320 It was me and my buddy and we're driving from Colorado, 0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:48.400 and we told you our friendship story and we had 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:50.960 a snake and yes, we bought in the back of 0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:51.800 a McDonald's and. 0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:56.440 Yeah, man, yes, I remember you. You're beautiful. I remember 0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:59.720 you clear as day. Justin. You hung out with me 0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:03.080 and my good friend Max, and you told us about 0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:10.760 about about I forget, I forget your I forget your 0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:18.320 friend's name, but I remember you. Just Tate, Taylor, Taylor, 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.880 Justin and Taylor. Isn't that a? Is it a brand 0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:23.720 of some kind? Justin Taylor? Is that like a It's 0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:24.880 like a pock book with. 0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:27.200 That name, right, dude, I really hope. 0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:31.000 So, man, Justin, what's the craziest thing you've ever done? 0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:33.120 All right? 0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.840 Man? So this happened actually like two weeks ago. It's 0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:40.920 not the craziest thing, but it's the story. So I 0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:45.280 have this GM man. She she was a new hire. 0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:48.920 She didn't know about the field that we're working in, 0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.280 and she was she has signed me to a job 0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:56.800 that's only for store managers to do. So I come 0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:00.720 up there, she called and sick, and so I text 0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:04.000 my district manager a picture of a temperature I had 0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:05.720 like a couple of weeks ago, like a couple of 0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:08.440 months ago, and it was like one hundred and one 0:34:08.520 --> 0:34:10.919 point one or something, and I was like, hey, look 0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:14.880 I don't know what's going on, but I had this 0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:17.760 tempture I'll get everything done and she's like, no, drop 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:18.560 everything and leave. 0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:21.880 So I was like all right, cool. 0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:25.080 Cool, So man, I did that and it kind of 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:28.520 resulted in me being offered the last two weeks and 0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:30.040 being able to look for a new job. 0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:34.960 Where are you thinking? What Wait's the wildest thing you've 0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.120 ever done was get sick? 0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:39.480 No, I wasn't sick at the time. I saved a 0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:45.680 picture of like a thermometer picture that I took, so 0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:48.640 like one point like I had a tempture was because 0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.359 I didn't get enough sleep and it was late at night, 0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.200 and I was like, man, I took this tenture and 0:34:53.200 --> 0:34:56.200 I was like, man, I should show my my district manager, 0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.799 you know, But I didn't. I was like, I got 0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:02.239 to save this for a really good time, you know, just. 0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:05.440 In care So you you you you had a picture 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:09.400 of a high temperature that you were using as like 0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:11.960 a little little trap card you were keeping in your 0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:16.839 wallet that you decided to play two weeks ago exactly. 0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:22.360 You do know that there are many many ways to 0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:27.200 fake a picture of your temperature. 0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:31.560 You know what, at the time, I wasn't being that creative, 0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:34.760 and I used the storage thermometer and I was in 0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:37.040 one of the offices, so they knew I was there. 0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:41.919 They knew I was there. So I was just like, man, 0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:45.280 you know what, like, fuck this job, fucked this chick 0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:49.520 like she's so rude to everybody around us, and you know, 0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:52.720 it was just something that had to be justin, justin, 0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:54.200 what's up? 0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:56.560 I tell you this because you're my friend and I 0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:01.239 believe in you. One day, your deception towards your fellow 0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:03.799 of humans, it will come back to bite you, all right, 0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:08.360 one day. I mean, look, you're sending people fake picture. 0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:10.120 I mean there's a real picture, but you're you're twisting 0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:12.239 other people's reality. You know what happens when you when 0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:15.480 you twist reality, justin, it twists back at you. All Right, 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:17.080 one day you're gonna wake up, the sky is gonna 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:18.360 be green. You're not gonna know what the hell is 0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.359 going on, and you're gonna wonder what's going when you're 0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:22.600 gonna wonder what happened, And it's because you decided to 0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:26.239 mess with other people's perception of reality and what you 0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.120 know they believe is true and what they believe is fake, 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.319 and that's gonna come back in your direction, and you're 0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:33.080 gonna look down and your hands are gonna be where 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.560 your feet are, and your feet are gonna be where 0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:37.920 you hands are, and shit, so I think you should 0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:40.200 make amends before your world twists and turns any further. 0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:45.000 I think you're right, man, this is the one time thing. 0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:48.960 And if my hands really deep turn into my feet, 0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:51.440 I'd love to be able to finally do a handstand. 0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:54.839 Though, that would be kind of cool. 0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.560 But but your advice is definitely noted. 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:01.040 This is a. 0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:06.400 It was a it was a great time off, but 0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:10.440 you're right man, I actually went back to work today. 0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.680 I appreciate you justin thank you again for calling in 0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:19.399 and at peace be with you, and may you come 0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:26.520 to your senses and follow your conscious before your world collapses. 0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.000 You're right, won't let rome collapse? 0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:33.520 Got you be blud. 0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.600 Just appreciate you. You be blessed as well. 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:50.040 Bye, awesome, key, Keith, I'm hey, what. 0:37:50.120 --> 0:37:52.480 Is your life like? Keith? Wait? Keith? 0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:55.320 Yeah, I can hear you now, what's that? 0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:58.640 What's the craziest thing you've ever done? 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:04.680 Oh wow, a lot of crazy shit. Let's get skydiving, 0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:07.000 because we all know that story jobs. Can you either 0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:07.840 die or you don't. 0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:10.799 But yeah, this. 0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:15.360 One time I would see kayaking next to a humpback 0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.359 whale in her calf, and I thought she wasn't killed 0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.200 for sure. The only reason I did it was because 0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:27.719 I didn't want my girlfriend at the time to be killed. 0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:29.800 By a whale or to not be able. 0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:30.279 To make it back. 0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:34.160 So yeah, that was pretty nut. 0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:38.000 So you went to accompany your girlfriend. 0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.480 Yeah, we were hanging out on a little beach, which 0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:44.440 I mean, that's a new beach in Maley. So for 0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:46.520 those of you who were curious about that earlier, I 0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:49.880 highly recommend it. Here's a drum circle and fire spinning 0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:50.560 every Sunday. 0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:52.760 Could you do me a favorite? Could you? Could you? 0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:54.840 Could you? Could you speak a little bit louder into 0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:56.839 into your friend? I can't hear you? Super Bowl? 0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:57.320 Yeah? 0:38:57.400 --> 0:39:04.799 Yeah, sure, okay? Here how's that? Can you hear me? 0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:07.439 Get oh a little bit better? I like this, Keith. 0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:08.239 This is new Keith. 0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:09.439 Yeah? 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.319 Sweet, Yeah, I feel like a new man. 0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:12.399 All right. 0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:17.080 So all right, your girl had a thirst for a whale. 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:19.400 Why did she go whales? 0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.600 Because the first for this is my former partner. 0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:24.239 We're still friends. 0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:25.000 What's all good. 0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:30.360 She has a way of making questionable decisions. These guys 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:33.200 borrowed our sea kayak that we rented, and while they 0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:36.399 were out and about uh this, this whale and her 0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:39.440 caf came in. It's about that time of year and Maori, 0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:42.400 let's say like February when the huntback whales come to it. 0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:45.279 Yes, the time when the whales come out. 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:47.720 And the whales got really far away. So those guys 0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:49.799 like came back into shore and she was like, I'm 0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:52.279 not taking no for an answer, like I'm going out 0:39:52.600 --> 0:39:55.319 and I was like, there's no way you're coming back. 0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:57.560 Like if you go out alone, you know she's not 0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:58.800 able bodied. 0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:02.239 You don't think you don't think she could take on 0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:06.839 a whale. But here, okay, let's be honest. Though here 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:12.719 you're saying that she on her own can't couldn't take 0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:15.719 a whale. But look, I'm gonna let's be honest with 0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:17.359 this elves here. I don't think you be in there 0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:21.160 is gonna make that much of a difference either, because 0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:22.560 the whale is gonna fuck you up too. 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.680 I love the imagery here of its battling a whale, 0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:27.920 but it was really it was a distance and the 0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:30.520 possibility of getting washed out in the current et cetera. 0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:35.400 And I mean, get going that far offshore in a 0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:38.400 sea kayak. It's pretty nuts in and of itself. But 0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:41.799 to be that close to a humpback whale that may 0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:43.920 or may not decide just to fuck us up to 0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:47.319 defend her baby, really, I. 0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:49.399 Mean you were saying you were going along with her 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.000 to protect her from the whale. But are you trained 0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:54.239 in whale combat? 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:55.879 Yes? 0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:59.160 Yes, actually, and thanks to that, we do practice defense 0:40:59.200 --> 0:40:59.840 against whales. 0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:01.880 All right, So what do you What do you do 0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:03.719 when a whale comes after you to fuck you up? 0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:07.040 What's the I mean you basically you want to get 0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.719 it in a headlock. It's pretty tough though. You got 0:41:09.719 --> 0:41:11.680 to really stretch your arms out, so you know. That's 0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:13.279 why I do a lot of yoga too, so I 0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:15.680 can get my arms around the whale. 0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:22.360 And how many whales have you defeated with this maneuver? 0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:27.200 Like five or six? They usually win, they're pretty. 0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:28.560 Big, they usually win. 0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:33.200 Yeah, there was a whale at the regional tournaments back 0:41:33.200 --> 0:41:36.280 when I lived in the New England and yeah, fucking 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:37.840 me up, dude, it's pretty embarrassing. 0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:39.720 So how are you not dead? 0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:44.560 Hey man, I got stamina. You know, I can take 0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:47.080 a punch. I can take a tail to the face. 0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:51.680 As a whale. Ever said something to you that piss 0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:53.759 you off? So you just kind of I know you're 0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:55.759 supposed to be doing this stuff in self defense, but. 0:41:58.120 --> 0:41:59.719 Yeah, it's really hard to piss me off. 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:00.560 I like whale. 0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:04.560 I like whales, especially humpback whales. 0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:05.080 They're sweet. 0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:09.719 I was particularly afraid of this one because I was like, 0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:11.719 what if it's kind of like a bear, Like we 0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:14.680 talk a lot about bears here in the chat, like we. 0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:16.400 Do, we do talk a lot about bears. 0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:19.080 You go fuck with the bear's kids, like the bear 0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:20.600 is going to kill you and eat you. 0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:25.120 And I was like, yeah, but if you know, Keith's 0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:26.400 gonna suck you up too. 0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:32.799 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you are correct. I don't know, 0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:37.440 I mean, yeah, you're actually right, but yeah, man, like 0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:40.120 a whale, a whale is basically like a bear from 0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:44.880 the sea. And that's the moral of the story. 0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:50.719 A whale is a bear from the sea. So could 0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:51.919 you fuck up bears too? 0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:58.440 They got those big claws. Man, I don't know. I 0:42:58.480 --> 0:43:01.080 don't know if I can suck up a bear. I 0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:01.719 really don't know. 0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:03.799 We'll have to find that one day. 0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:09.120 I never tried. They smell, I'm sure they smell terrible. 0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:12.600 That's enough to knock you out, and then it's just 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:13.879 eats you. You don't even get to fight. 0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:21.280 It's a nice you, you know, to protect your girlfriend 0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:22.440 from bears and whales. 0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:29.200 Hey man, we all got to look out for each other. 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:29.560 You know. 0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:32.840 She's a lucky girl. Keith. 0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:37.400 I love your stream. 0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:37.640 GAK. 0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:39.759 Thank you. I love you Keith. You have a good 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:40.440 rest of the evening. 0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:41.799 You too, Bud. 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:56.799 Hello, what's up. It's Lyle. It's me. It's the Ghak, 0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:01.080 except I'm not wearing the suit right now when I'm 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:05.160 recording this, you know, every any Here's the thing about 0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:09.319 this podcast is that you can't tell if I'm if 0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:13.440 I'm the Gek or not, because it's just my voice. 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.440 So I don't know if you're picturing me right now 0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:20.480 when I'm talking and you picture the gecko, the picture 0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:25.200 that I'm Gek, that I'm gecked up. And I could 0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:26.680 lie to you and say that I am, but I 0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:29.000 don't want to do that. You don't want to lie. 0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:32.560 I don't want to break your immersion either, But what 0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:36.200 really is I mean, what's really the difference? You know, 0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:42.200 what immersion really is there? I don't know, man. 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Let's get back to the Let's get 0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:28.759 back to the program. J mur to accept press on 0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:37.320 Josh Murphy. Yes, do you think you're a good person? 0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:39.879 Uh? Yeah? 0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:42.480 What makes you a good person? 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:47.840 I like people and dogs. 0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:53.040 Do you think that that would make you a good person? 0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:55.960 I mean the fact that you like people. 0:46:56.640 --> 0:46:59.400 Some people I feel like some people don't like people 0:46:59.520 --> 0:46:59.960 or dogs. 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:06.080 H what's the wildest thing you've ever done? 0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:17.680 I once hot boxed a shed at the home. 0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:23.160 Depot, like inside the home depot. 0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:25.640 Well, like in the in the parking lot where like 0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:32.440 all the shed furst that up. Me and my buddy 0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:34.960 smoked in the shed. 0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:38.520 Did you get caught? 0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:42.920 Uh no, but it was during closing time. Well so 0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:47.120 we got caught, but he smoked with us. The home 0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:50.759 depot employee was leaving and saw a smoke coming out, 0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:55.400 and we convinced him not to tell and to instead 0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:56.840 smoke weed. 0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:02.640 That's pretty sure, I actually, yeah, it was a fun time. 0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:06.839 Did you keep in contact with the employee afterwards. Did 0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:07.800 you guys become friends? 0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:13.320 No, I have no idea what his name was, but 0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:16.240 he smoked a lot of weeds. 0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:22.719 Did he get real with you about the realities of 0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:24.919 working at home depot? Did he have anything to open 0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:25.600 up to you about. 0:48:26.480 --> 0:48:29.520 Yeah, he said that he worked there for a multiple 0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:35.480 years and he hated his life. I convinced him to 0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:38.840 maybe not work at home deepot anymore, and then he 0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:40.680 didn't really say anything about that. 0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:46.080 Why did he hate working at home depots so much? 0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:51.399 He said, he doesn't like old people. And I think 0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:56.080 that's one of the reasons why I think I'm a 0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:58.160 good person is because old people aren't that bad. 0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:07.600 So you think you're a good person compared to him? Yeah, 0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:08.799 how about. 0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:13.360 Just all on your own, I'd say I'm a decent person. 0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:19.560 All right. So you told this man to stop working 0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:21.880 at home depot and what did you suggest he do? Instead? 0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:27.440 Do whatever he wanted to follow his dreams. He said 0:49:27.480 --> 0:49:31.560 he really liked the outdoors, and I told him go 0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:35.560 live in the woods. But I don't think he's doing that. 0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:37.200 I hope he's not doing that. 0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:39.480 Living in the woods sounds cool. You can get a 0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:41.319 shed and go into the woods and you can hop 0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:41.759 box it. 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:46.520 Yeah, but then you're away from McDonald's and like everything 0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:50.200 else in the world, and you just screwed McDonald's. 0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:53.080 Is that what you want to do? What you want 0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:54.080 to What do you do? 0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:56.600 What do I do? 0:49:56.719 --> 0:49:57.480 I go to school? 0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:01.399 Do you like doing that? Or would you rather work 0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:03.120 at home? Depot? 0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:06.080 I'd rather go to school than work at home, depot? 0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:10.440 Would you rather go to school than live in the woods? Woods? 0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.160 But I wouldn't want to live in a shack in 0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:16.200 the woods or a shed in the woods. I would 0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:17.440 rather live in a whole house. 0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:26.720 Are you not satisfied with the simplicity of the woods? 0:50:26.880 --> 0:50:30.920 You need more of a modern modern digs. 0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:35.200 I feel like I would get too lonely if I 0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:38.640 was out in the woods by myself. 0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.560 Bring bring a boyfriend or a girlfriend or you know, 0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:42.240 a dog. 0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:43.600 A dog. 0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:45.239 I would yes, I would bring my dog. 0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:51.040 And let me tell you something, all right, what happens 0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:52.799 in the woods stays in the woods. That's what's so 0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:56.719 cool about the woods. Is that the laws of society, 0:50:57.680 --> 0:51:02.160 you know, put into place by you know, elected officials 0:51:02.200 --> 0:51:04.839 and and and you know, just not even that, not 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:08.680 even that, just you know, the laws of polite society 0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:11.279 that you know, you got to say excuse me after 0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:14.000 your burth and shit like that. You know, Look, the 0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:16.320 laws of polite society, they don't apply in the woods. 0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:22.560 What you say, your name is Josh, Josh. The laws 0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:24.680 of polite society don't apply in the woods, you know, 0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:27.759 so you can do whatever you want there. And and 0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:30.360 you seem like a lawless guy to me. You seem like, 0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:32.840 you know, you be attracted to that kind of you know, 0:51:32.960 --> 0:51:34.239 sort of vagrant lifestyle. 0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:38.680 It would be fun. But there's also scary people that 0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:43.880 could live in the woods, like you possibly skin me. 0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:47.120 I'm not I wouldn't say I'm scary, but you. 0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:49.200 Would be living in the woods. Well, so why are 0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:51.440 you less scary than are there anyone else living in 0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:51.920 the woods? 0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:57.440 Because I would be nice to people, and I wouldn't be. 0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:58.840 Knowing around for you to be nice to. 0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:02.319 Because there's week comes up to my house in the 0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:04.359 middle of the woods and says, hey, man, I see 0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:06.600 you living in the woods. How is it, and I 0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:12.480 would say it's okay, it's the woods. 0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:21.800 What about bears? You call it bears. 0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:23.759 From a distance, I wouldn't. I wouldn't like to be 0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:28.000 with a bear close. I feel like I feel like 0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:29.160 I'm not scary enough. 0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:31.239 To I don't want to get emotionally attached. 0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:37.200 Yeah. 0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:40.600 Well, Josh, I appreciate you calling in. And you know, 0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:42.880 one day I'll go to visit you and I'm going 0:52:42.920 --> 0:52:45.080 to do a little bit of a tour. I'm going 0:52:45.080 --> 0:52:47.920 to visit everyone. I want to go to see the 0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:50.880 South Australian butcher so that he can kill me. And 0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:52.480 then after that, I'm going to go to the woods 0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:54.160 and I'm going to see you, and you can do 0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:55.680 the opposite. You can be nice to me. You can 0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:57.000 make me some tea, crumpets or. 0:52:57.000 --> 0:53:00.440 Something, and we can walk my shed the woods. 0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:03.400 Yeah, that sounds amazing. That sounds like a good refresh 0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:06.279 draft being murdered by the butcher guy. I'll keep the 0:53:06.320 --> 0:53:11.239 door open, please do mhm. I love you, Josh. I'll 0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:13.759 talk to you again soon. Thanks kick, I love you, 0:53:14.320 --> 0:53:16.160 love you too. Bye bye. 0:53:20.000 --> 0:53:24.800 Call from Lana Lana. 0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:28.479 Hello Lana, you ever seen Archer? 0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:29.160 Ever? 0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.359 I'm gonna do a pop culture thing for everyone's name. 0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:41.080 You ever seen Archer? Yes? I have Lana? What dangers? 0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:42.000 Where is this? Fuck? 0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:42.839 Lana? 0:53:42.920 --> 0:53:44.719 Where Lana? Are you? 0:53:44.760 --> 0:53:44.960 Do you. 0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:46.719 Are? 0:53:46.880 --> 0:53:51.000 Are you fun at parties? Do people gravitate towards you 0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:54.000 when you're in group situations? Uh? 0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:56.640 No, normally not. No, I'm kind of an introvert. 0:53:57.560 --> 0:53:57.839 You are? 0:53:58.960 --> 0:53:59.320 Yeah? 0:53:59.640 --> 0:53:59.719 What? 0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:00.399 What? 0:54:00.560 --> 0:54:02.400 How have you always been an introvert? Or did something 0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:06.160 happen to you that shut your confidence down and forced 0:54:06.200 --> 0:54:07.560 you into the life of being an introvert? 0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:08.839 No? 0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:11.520 I think I've always been an introvert. I just uh 0:54:12.080 --> 0:54:13.640 feel very anxious around people. 0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:16.799 Why can is it or? 0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:16.960 Or? 0:54:17.080 --> 0:54:17.160 Or? 0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:19.680 And I'm sorry to force that on you, because I 0:54:19.719 --> 0:54:23.080 know sometimes it's this involuntary thing that just happens in 0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:26.279 your body that you can't really explain. But you know, 0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:27.799 sometimes you can't explain it? 0:54:29.560 --> 0:54:30.160 Do you do? 0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:33.160 You do you have a thought process behind this? 0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:39.520 I think people think that I'm weird sometimes whenever I'm 0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:42.120 too much of myself, it's like too comfortable. 0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:46.080 So what does that mean. 0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:49.279 About you that you What is it about you that 0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:52.120 you think other people think is weird? 0:54:55.600 --> 0:55:00.560 I don't know. I'm I'm an artist and we're all 0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:04.719 kind of like weird. That's definitely a thing. 0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:11.320 What about artists. 0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:17.200 With other artists? I'm pretty comfy, okay, but you have 0:55:17.239 --> 0:55:20.960 a problem being yourself around non artists? 0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:23.560 Yeah? 0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:31.080 Why have you had a weird life? Is it? What 0:55:31.360 --> 0:55:33.720 is it? Is it a hard life or a weird life? 0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:36.760 Is it like a why weird? 0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:37.200 Why? 0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:37.960 Why is weird? 0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:40.480 You use a little. 0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:41.040 Bit of both. 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:41.640 I don't know. 0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:46.840 My parents are just like very strange people, and so 0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:50.080 my childhood, i've come to realize, is very not normal. 0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:55.720 M How are you When was it like a hippie 0:55:55.760 --> 0:55:57.640 sort of thing? Uh? 0:55:57.760 --> 0:56:02.240 Yeah, no, I I was raised in like a tiny 0:56:02.320 --> 0:56:08.279 cabin that's like half off the grid, like an outhouse, 0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:12.600 like no indoor plumbing, and like we have electricity but 0:56:12.719 --> 0:56:13.280 just barely. 0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:22.839 Well now, when okay, let's say you're at you're at 0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:24.920 a party. You're talking to someone who's not an artist. 0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:29.040 People in the chair saying that's cool, and I agree 0:56:29.080 --> 0:56:32.560 with them, that sounds kind of cool. But it sounded 0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:38.880 cool until the until the outhouse thing. But that's fair. No, 0:56:38.960 --> 0:56:52.759 I'm just kidding. I guess I'm not Lana. Yeah, what 0:56:52.920 --> 0:56:55.000 parts of yourself? I was just talking about this with 0:56:55.080 --> 0:56:58.560 my friend Dan. What parts of yourself do you feel 0:56:58.600 --> 0:57:00.640 like you you you mask off. 0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:03.600 Mask off? 0:57:09.200 --> 0:57:13.960 I think I I'm very quiet around people normally, well, 0:57:14.040 --> 0:57:17.800 like in my head, I'm very loud in talking a lot, 0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:20.560 and like I put on this very heavy filter on 0:57:20.680 --> 0:57:23.280 what I say and like emotions that I show. 0:57:24.600 --> 0:57:31.400 Does that is that exhausting to you? Or can handle it? I? 0:57:31.600 --> 0:57:33.600 You know, Lona, I think, And let me tell you 0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:37.880 I I used to be like that as well. This 0:57:37.920 --> 0:57:39.720 is actually kind of one of my favorite sort of 0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:43.360 subjects to to sort of think about, is the one 0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:48.960 of being yourself. And I find that the more I've 0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:51.760 found through sort of experience and this is you know, 0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:53.720 I'm not trying to lecture you on this ship because 0:57:53.800 --> 0:57:56.360 I'm like also figuring it out myself. 0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:56.760 But like. 0:57:58.360 --> 0:58:01.640 I found, the more I've been true to myself in life, 0:58:01.680 --> 0:58:04.040 I actually get rewarded for it more than I get 0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:08.880 punished for it. And I think that that in general 0:58:09.560 --> 0:58:16.240 is you know, people ultimately, if they follow through with it, 0:58:16.280 --> 0:58:20.160 will get rewarded more for being themselves than they will punished. 0:58:20.880 --> 0:58:23.680 I don't know if you believe me at all, but 0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:25.760 that's this kind of been my personal experience. 0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:30.400 No, I definitely believe you. I think that COVID. That's 0:58:30.400 --> 0:58:32.480 a good thing that's come out of COVID is like 0:58:32.960 --> 0:58:35.040 I'm not around a bunch of people, so I don't 0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:38.760 have the pressure to like not be myself and that's 0:58:38.800 --> 0:58:40.280 been really beneficial. 0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:44.200 Do you feel like when you're alone you learn more 0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:47.600 about who yourself is? 0:58:49.160 --> 0:58:49.680 Definitely? 0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:51.960 Yeah, what have you learned recently? 0:58:54.200 --> 0:58:54.560 Recently? 0:58:54.600 --> 0:58:57.000 I've been going to therapy, so that's been actually like 0:58:57.120 --> 0:59:03.520 super helpful, like over video at and stuff, but just 0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:08.680 just learning like figuring out who I am and like 0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:11.640 how to handle things that have gone wrong. 0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:23.720 What sorts of things I was I like asking people 0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:26.640 this a lot because I'm super curious what sorts of things, 0:59:26.720 --> 0:59:30.440 Like if you've talked about your introversion with have you 0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:33.280 talked about your introversion with your actual therapist? 0:59:33.560 --> 0:59:33.800 Yeah? 0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:36.080 What do they have to say about it? 0:59:38.360 --> 0:59:42.520 They just think that I'm socially anxious and that it's 0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:47.800 like something that you kind of have to throw yourself 0:59:47.880 --> 0:59:51.880 into social situations to get yourself out of that anxiety. 0:59:52.000 --> 0:59:57.200 And that's also impossible right now. But this is throwing 0:59:57.200 --> 0:59:59.720 myself into a social situation so. 1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:07.800 Interesting. So they suggest sort of an immersion therapy. The 1:00:07.840 --> 1:00:10.200 only way to get better is the only way to 1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:11.840 go it over it is to go through it kind 1:00:11.920 --> 1:00:12.160 of thing. 1:00:13.640 --> 1:00:15.040 Yeah, yeah, definitely. 1:00:17.440 --> 1:00:19.680 All right, So this is this is you. You consider 1:00:19.760 --> 1:00:22.920 this phone call to be putting yourself out there? M hm, 1:00:24.840 --> 1:00:26.400 how how are you? How are you feeling? How is 1:00:26.440 --> 1:00:27.200 it going so far? 1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:29.160 A little anxious? 1:00:29.240 --> 1:00:30.120 But I'm doing good. 1:00:31.240 --> 1:00:38.520 That's good. No, it's been super easy to talk to you. 1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:44.240 I'm extremely tired, and you've You've been pretty pretty chill, 1:00:44.320 --> 1:00:48.120 pretty pretty nice to talk to. 1:00:49.200 --> 1:00:51.600 I'm glad. 1:00:53.400 --> 1:00:54.880 Well, I mean, what's the root of that? Do you? 1:00:55.080 --> 1:00:58.920 I mean, but you don't. But it's not a thinky 1:00:59.000 --> 1:01:01.760 sort of anxiety, is it? Because you don't think? Do 1:01:01.800 --> 1:01:04.440 you think I will think that you're weird? Because I 1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:09.040 don't know if you're watching the stream now, Lana, but 1:01:09.160 --> 1:01:18.360 I'm I look insane right now. I'm gonna jump green 1:01:20.160 --> 1:01:28.120 gecko costume. I painted my face green and I'm currently 1:01:28.240 --> 1:01:29.840 in in a bowl of peanut butter. 1:01:32.200 --> 1:01:34.680 I think that's why I was comfortable with calling is 1:01:34.800 --> 1:01:38.280 because this seems like kind of a haven, a safe haven. 1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:48.240 Good. I'm glad you feel that way because I I 1:01:52.400 --> 1:01:54.360 don't know, you know, I think you know. I don't 1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:57.800 think you should be afraid of people thinking that you're weird. 1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:01.120 Thank you. 1:02:11.840 --> 1:02:14.840 M What was your reaction when your therapist told you 1:02:14.880 --> 1:02:23.200 that you should just go to more places? 1:02:23.880 --> 1:02:26.920 I I think that sounds awful, But. 1:02:30.040 --> 1:02:32.800 Well, what do you want? Well, what do you want right? 1:02:33.280 --> 1:02:36.040 Because you I mean, do you want to be freed 1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:38.680 of your anxiety? 1:02:39.600 --> 1:02:43.240 It would just be nice to not like be super 1:02:43.280 --> 1:02:46.480 anxious whenever I actually have to talk to someone for 1:02:46.680 --> 1:02:49.880 like work or or something like that. 1:02:51.120 --> 1:02:56.240 I feel that which situations do you have to talk 1:02:56.280 --> 1:02:57.080 to people for work? 1:02:58.400 --> 1:02:59.480 What do you worse? 1:02:59.520 --> 1:03:00.040 If you don't mind me. 1:03:00.120 --> 1:03:09.919 Asking, I'm a freelancer right now, so I'm just yeah, yeah, 1:03:09.960 --> 1:03:14.120 it's mostly like talking to people trying to get the jobs, 1:03:14.160 --> 1:03:21.040 like little contracts and stuff, and it's it's hard to 1:03:21.120 --> 1:03:23.120 try and convince them to give me more money. 1:03:24.160 --> 1:03:27.360 That's very stressful, it is. It is stressful to be 1:03:27.400 --> 1:03:29.920 a freelance. It is stressful to be a freelancer because 1:03:30.680 --> 1:03:34.440 you know, you don't. I know, I'm not to you know, 1:03:35.400 --> 1:03:38.080 assume anything about you, but I would assume that as 1:03:38.120 --> 1:03:42.080 an artist, you're far more interested in creating art than 1:03:42.120 --> 1:03:45.800 you maybe are in being a business person. 1:03:47.280 --> 1:03:47.720 Definitely. 1:03:48.040 --> 1:03:58.440 I don't know if that's accurate, but so let's say cool, 1:03:58.520 --> 1:04:05.520 let's say it's twenty twenty too, and coronavirus is, you know, 1:04:07.080 --> 1:04:10.240 still there, but we don't care because we've all learned 1:04:10.240 --> 1:04:12.960 the death that we're all gonna die anyway. So we're 1:04:13.000 --> 1:04:18.440 like whatever, and social gatherings are back on. Are you 1:04:18.560 --> 1:04:20.600 going out to the club? 1:04:20.720 --> 1:04:20.880 Law? 1:04:23.400 --> 1:04:28.400 Probably not the club, probably like a quiet bar or something. 1:04:32.240 --> 1:04:34.600 Do you go on dates? 1:04:36.640 --> 1:04:38.040 Yeah? 1:04:38.080 --> 1:04:38.560 How is that? 1:04:38.880 --> 1:04:47.920 I had tender a few months ago, and just talking 1:04:47.960 --> 1:04:54.920 to people, like random people is so hard. I thankfully 1:04:55.000 --> 1:04:57.680 found someone who I've been seeing for a bit, but 1:04:57.840 --> 1:05:05.400 like before that, just trying to meet new people, I 1:05:05.840 --> 1:05:16.520 just am very quiet. It's hard to talk to them. 1:05:16.560 --> 1:05:25.360 Well, you know, I'd say, you know, you're sort of 1:05:25.400 --> 1:05:31.960 just trying to find people who jive with you, and 1:05:32.040 --> 1:05:40.840 it's a long, long, long, treacherous road of like that's 1:05:40.880 --> 1:05:45.320 the one of my eyes I gonna say, trying to 1:05:45.360 --> 1:05:51.000 be okay with just this is this is what I 1:05:51.040 --> 1:05:52.600 have in my head, This is what I always have 1:05:52.720 --> 1:05:56.120 in my head, is like the ideal that I'm striving 1:05:56.240 --> 1:06:04.320 for that's maybe not necessarily you know whether or not 1:06:04.360 --> 1:06:09.640 I do this amazingly one hundred percent. It's sort of 1:06:09.680 --> 1:06:14.240 what I'm striving towards is like the objective of just 1:06:14.320 --> 1:06:23.960 present yourself authentically to the world with zero responding zero 1:06:24.120 --> 1:06:30.680 percent to the influence of other people, whether they're complementing 1:06:30.720 --> 1:06:34.720 you or or the opposite. Just being yourself, purely yourself 1:06:34.760 --> 1:06:38.160 as much as you possibly can, and then accepting the 1:06:38.280 --> 1:06:44.160 results in terms of the people who it attracts and 1:06:44.280 --> 1:06:49.920 the people who it repels, and accepting, Okay, I am 1:06:49.920 --> 1:06:55.160 fully of myself and it inevitably attracts these people, and 1:06:55.200 --> 1:06:57.439 that's the best you know, It inevitably attracts the best 1:06:57.480 --> 1:06:59.760 kind of people because it's the people who are attracted 1:06:59.800 --> 1:07:03.560 to the authentic version of yourself and inevitably repels ever 1:07:03.880 --> 1:07:07.080 everyone else who just doesn't really matter in that equation. 1:07:09.080 --> 1:07:12.760 That's what I want, because that's what I think is 1:07:12.800 --> 1:07:16.640 the perfect way to live. But it's hard. It takes 1:07:17.240 --> 1:07:19.280 a lot of a lot of courage, and some people 1:07:19.280 --> 1:07:21.560 are just born with that courage and some people have 1:07:21.600 --> 1:07:22.560 to kind of cultivate it. 1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:31.240 But yes, I think that that rejection is very scary 1:07:31.280 --> 1:07:31.480 to me. 1:07:33.520 --> 1:07:36.080 I get, I get I look at life is not 1:07:36.120 --> 1:07:40.400 about like me talking about life. But I don't look 1:07:40.400 --> 1:07:47.280 at it as rejection and acceptance. It's there's no rejection. 1:07:47.600 --> 1:07:52.880 I think there's compatibility and incompatibility. And if someone is 1:07:52.920 --> 1:07:59.840 incompatible with you, that you know, there's no put this on. 1:08:01.000 --> 1:08:05.000 Someone's incompatible with you. That doesn't say anything about you 1:08:05.760 --> 1:08:08.920 as a person. Nothing can ever say anything about you 1:08:08.960 --> 1:08:12.480 as a person because there's no objective standards to how 1:08:12.520 --> 1:08:18.240 to be in life. I think, so you're you're merely 1:08:18.320 --> 1:08:24.000 incompatible with that person. I'm sorry if I have no idea. 1:08:24.040 --> 1:08:26.160 If anything I'm saying makes sense right. 1:08:26.000 --> 1:08:28.160 Now, if I'm fucking going on, you're making sense. 1:08:33.240 --> 1:08:35.960 Yeah, I would say you should try to not look 1:08:36.000 --> 1:08:38.680 at any rejection that you experience in your life as 1:08:38.720 --> 1:08:41.479 a reflection upon who you are as a person and 1:08:41.560 --> 1:08:43.960 more just like, yeah, I'm not compatible with that person, 1:08:44.000 --> 1:08:46.320 I'm not compatible with that job, I'm not compatible with 1:08:46.360 --> 1:08:49.599 that client, I'm not compatible with this. That the third thing. 1:08:53.720 --> 1:08:55.760 That's definitely a more healthy way to look at. 1:08:55.680 --> 1:08:58.080 It, for sure. And like I said, I'm not a 1:08:58.160 --> 1:09:02.439 master of it, but I sort of what I am 1:09:02.479 --> 1:09:10.000 trying to strive to do. Mm hm. So if I 1:09:10.080 --> 1:09:14.000 host a you know, small get together bonfire. Will you come? 1:09:15.280 --> 1:09:20.559 Yeah, definitely, okay, Sick, I'll fly out wherever you are. 1:09:22.400 --> 1:09:26.840 That sounds awesome. I'm excited to see you and I'll 1:09:26.880 --> 1:09:31.680 introduce you to all my friends that a small bonfire 1:09:37.560 --> 1:09:45.439 line up. What thank you? Thank you for calling in, 1:09:46.000 --> 1:09:48.160 and I hope you have a good rest of the evening. 1:09:49.200 --> 1:09:53.519 You're too, Good night line, good night. 1:10:03.640 --> 1:10:10.880 Call from Hey, Spencer Sprocket, Spencer Sprocket. 1:10:10.840 --> 1:10:12.400 Hey, how'd you know that? 1:10:12.560 --> 1:10:14.320 Can you see me? Is this a video call? 1:10:14.960 --> 1:10:16.320 All right? I need you to. 1:10:17.760 --> 1:10:18.080 All right? 1:10:18.120 --> 1:10:20.880 Can you give me five seconds to deal with you? 1:10:20.920 --> 1:10:22.160 Can you need me five seconds? 1:10:22.320 --> 1:10:24.280 You got ten seconds? As many seconds as you need, 1:10:24.320 --> 1:10:41.280 I got it, all right, all right, it's all for you, 1:10:41.280 --> 1:10:43.240 you know. Yeah, all these seconds are just years, bud. 1:10:43.600 --> 1:10:49.559 All right, then, all right, I'm ready to deal with 1:10:49.560 --> 1:10:50.559 with this whatever this. 1:10:50.640 --> 1:10:53.920 Is, okay, Just a couple of questions for you. 1:10:54.880 --> 1:10:57.120 In the last five years, have you ever gone without 1:10:57.760 --> 1:11:03.519 auto insurance? This season? 1:11:03.520 --> 1:11:06.000 Mister gecko, are you I'm trying to sign if I'm 1:11:06.000 --> 1:11:07.400 going to hang up on you or not, because I 1:11:07.439 --> 1:11:11.479 want to, but I'm also I feel like, well, well 1:11:11.479 --> 1:11:13.240 because if I hang up on you, because if I 1:11:13.280 --> 1:11:16.000 hang up on you, there's no arc to that. I 1:11:16.000 --> 1:11:21.920 think that's kind of boring. There's no solution, there's no 1:11:22.240 --> 1:11:25.920 character development there. I know it would be I feel 1:11:25.920 --> 1:11:31.000 like I'd be abandoning this before it's prime. This is 1:11:32.320 --> 1:11:33.880 instinctively really want to do it. 1:11:34.600 --> 1:11:35.040 This is I. 1:11:35.240 --> 1:11:38.719 I completely understand your concerned right now. And who wouldn't 1:11:38.760 --> 1:11:40.280 want to hang up on a voice like this? It 1:11:40.280 --> 1:11:42.560 sounds like I'm trying to sell you something. You're just 1:11:42.640 --> 1:11:43.960 trying to be a get go and I'm trying to 1:11:43.960 --> 1:11:46.200 be funny here. But we'll pull it out. 1:11:47.360 --> 1:11:51.320 It look, I appreciate I appreciate that you're aware of it. 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:54.320 Being self aware of what you got to do. I'm 1:11:54.360 --> 1:11:57.559 actually a children's entertainer, so knowing when to heckle and 1:11:57.600 --> 1:12:00.200 knowing when to be heckled is kind of yeah. Try 1:12:00.280 --> 1:12:01.479 I try to make them a specialty. 1:12:02.200 --> 1:12:04.040 You're you entertain children. 1:12:04.680 --> 1:12:07.920 I entertain anybody. Yeah, I do kids' birthday parties. I'm 1:12:07.920 --> 1:12:11.200 a circus performer juggler. Today I was busking on the street. 1:12:11.240 --> 1:12:12.000 I was juggling a. 1:12:11.960 --> 1:12:15.200 Chainsaw blade and bouncing on my nose and stuff, and yeah, 1:12:15.240 --> 1:12:15.920 I'm in Portland. 1:12:15.960 --> 1:12:16.280 Oregon. 1:12:16.280 --> 1:12:18.000 So I just do whatever makes people happy. 1:12:18.920 --> 1:12:26.200 What's your sort of like classic trick, What's what's the 1:12:26.520 --> 1:12:27.920 most impressive thing that you can do? 1:12:28.640 --> 1:12:31.080 You won't believe it, but I can do this. I 1:12:31.120 --> 1:12:34.240 can spin a ball on top of a juggling knife 1:12:34.880 --> 1:12:38.400 and balance that knife on my nose while I'm hula 1:12:38.439 --> 1:12:41.400 hooping at the same time. My most notable though, is 1:12:41.439 --> 1:12:43.360 I invented a juggling leaf blower. 1:12:43.840 --> 1:12:45.040 So I have a leaf blower. 1:12:44.800 --> 1:12:46.719 That I did a juggling leaf blower. 1:12:47.320 --> 1:12:49.439 Well, I mean, if you can google search who invented 1:12:49.439 --> 1:12:51.400 the juggling leaf blower, I don't think you're going to 1:12:51.439 --> 1:12:53.840 come up with many results, but soon I would have 1:12:53.880 --> 1:12:54.599 to listen. 1:12:54.720 --> 1:12:58.080 Before knowing who invented What is a juggling. 1:12:57.840 --> 1:13:02.920 Leaf It's invented by myself. It's a leaf blower that 1:13:02.960 --> 1:13:06.200 I juggle, you know, pretty simple as as an entertainer. 1:13:06.040 --> 1:13:06.120 A. 1:13:07.640 --> 1:13:09.920 Juggling leaf blower and just a regular leaf flower that 1:13:10.000 --> 1:13:11.599 is juggled nice. 1:13:11.680 --> 1:13:15.479 It's a battery powered. It's a battery powered leaf flower 1:13:15.520 --> 1:13:17.120 that I've basically attached. 1:13:16.680 --> 1:13:17.200 To stick to. 1:13:17.720 --> 1:13:19.360 And it's not like I invented it, you know. I 1:13:19.560 --> 1:13:21.400 guess inventing is the one word. I'm not going to 1:13:21.439 --> 1:13:24.559 get like a patent for it, but I digress. I 1:13:24.600 --> 1:13:27.080 haven't seen anybody juggle a leaf flower before, and I 1:13:27.120 --> 1:13:29.519 think when most people see me juggling it, it's it's 1:13:29.520 --> 1:13:32.840 pretty entertaining. But you know that Bernoulli's principle when you 1:13:32.880 --> 1:13:34.760 put a ball in a fast moving stream of air. 1:13:35.400 --> 1:13:37.360 The real trick is, after I juggle it, I take 1:13:37.360 --> 1:13:39.960 a ball and it balances in the stream of moving air, 1:13:40.320 --> 1:13:42.000 and then I balance the whole leaf flower on my 1:13:42.080 --> 1:13:44.960 nose and just people go clock clock claque. Oh my gosh, 1:13:45.240 --> 1:13:46.360 best birthday party ever. 1:13:46.880 --> 1:13:50.240 Do the children ever heckle you or throw things at you? 1:13:50.280 --> 1:13:50.479 Oh? 1:13:50.600 --> 1:13:51.040 Always? 1:13:51.080 --> 1:13:54.200 Always, I welcome it. Though, I welcome it, so I 1:13:54.680 --> 1:13:56.800 never try to call myself a clown because kids are 1:13:56.800 --> 1:13:59.960 scared of clowns. But oh, that's why I'm so popular 1:14:00.120 --> 1:14:02.840 is whenever kid tries to heckle me, I mean all 1:14:02.840 --> 1:14:06.120 the parents. Let's be real, everybody wants a kid heckler 1:14:06.200 --> 1:14:13.120 to win, right, come on, agree, Oh they're not. But 1:14:13.200 --> 1:14:15.559 I have years and years of experience, and I already 1:14:15.640 --> 1:14:17.800 know when all these jokes are gonna get them. And 1:14:17.920 --> 1:14:21.000 I'm much faster speaking. And if I get a laugh, 1:14:21.439 --> 1:14:23.519 I get to move on. But the trick is you 1:14:23.560 --> 1:14:26.000 can't deny the kid the heckle. You have to laugh 1:14:26.280 --> 1:14:29.160 at the heckle. That takes away all their power. If 1:14:29.160 --> 1:14:31.960 you try to fight the heckle, then you're arguing. 1:14:31.680 --> 1:14:33.719 With a kid. And it's weird and stuff. 1:14:33.800 --> 1:14:36.400 But you know, I was wearing yellow pants one time 1:14:36.439 --> 1:14:38.679 and a kid came up to me and goes, you 1:14:39.360 --> 1:14:43.120 look like a highlighter, and everybody started laughing, and I 1:14:43.200 --> 1:14:46.080 laughed really hard too, and I was like, kid, I'm 1:14:46.120 --> 1:14:47.920 going to steal that joke, just so you know. And 1:14:47.960 --> 1:14:49.720 it got a great laugh and that was it. But 1:14:49.880 --> 1:14:51.759 I didn't try to like shut it down or anything. 1:14:51.760 --> 1:14:53.080 You just got to kind of go with the flow, 1:14:53.160 --> 1:14:55.679 because if kids heckle me, they really just want attention. 1:14:55.840 --> 1:14:57.400 They really just want to be a part of the show. 1:14:57.920 --> 1:15:00.599 And I mean, as a kid, I was the I 1:15:00.640 --> 1:15:07.080 always wanted to be, you know, Spencer. Yeah, kind of 1:15:07.120 --> 1:15:09.479 a unique story. Uh, I know, it's it's a weird 1:15:09.640 --> 1:15:12.680 I'm a weird Uh I'm a weird case here. But 1:15:12.760 --> 1:15:14.200 I just saw you and read it, and I saw 1:15:14.240 --> 1:15:16.000 you scrolling through and I couldn't believe. 1:15:15.760 --> 1:15:16.200 I got through. 1:15:16.240 --> 1:15:18.240 I called sixty four times, according to my caller. 1:15:18.280 --> 1:15:22.040 ID you know what, Spencer Whole, I'm going to give 1:15:22.040 --> 1:15:25.519 you credit here because thank you. I'm going to give 1:15:25.520 --> 1:15:27.599 you credit here because I don't know if you're looking 1:15:27.640 --> 1:15:29.240 at the chat and I you know, look, the chat 1:15:29.280 --> 1:15:30.040 does their own thing. 1:15:30.800 --> 1:15:33.160 Oh no, I can't look at that thing because I'm 1:15:33.320 --> 1:15:35.360 too focused on you right now. I'm not trying to 1:15:35.360 --> 1:15:35.720 look at all. 1:15:36.520 --> 1:15:38.760 You know what, people, I'm not gonna I'm not saying 1:15:38.760 --> 1:15:40.920 people are giving you some ship, but you're being you 1:15:40.960 --> 1:15:41.160 know what. 1:15:41.200 --> 1:15:42.720 I know. 1:15:42.880 --> 1:15:47.240 I respect does job talking. I respected. I love being 1:15:47.360 --> 1:15:52.120 unapologetically yourself no matter what which. Oh absolutely, look, I 1:15:52.120 --> 1:15:53.559 got to give it to you for that, Spencer. 1:15:53.640 --> 1:15:55.519 But again, I mean the heckler's on the chat. They 1:15:55.560 --> 1:15:57.559 just want to say things that want to get noticed. 1:15:57.640 --> 1:15:59.200 They want to be a part of it. They just 1:15:59.200 --> 1:16:02.680 want my attention, and I love them for that. Hang up, 1:16:02.720 --> 1:16:04.920 hang up, please, they can all do that. It's fine, 1:16:04.960 --> 1:16:07.760 but you all got to be kidding me. Everything I'm 1:16:07.800 --> 1:16:11.400 saying is worse than all the past couple of callers, 1:16:11.439 --> 1:16:13.320 like come on, come on, come on, you can let 1:16:13.360 --> 1:16:14.640 the story develop. 1:16:14.320 --> 1:16:16.120 But but I get it. You got to step up. 1:16:16.160 --> 1:16:16.679 Step back. 1:16:17.400 --> 1:16:20.880 I totally understand, but I don't know if you give 1:16:20.920 --> 1:16:21.679 people what they want. 1:16:22.400 --> 1:16:24.519 Well, Spencer, I would wish you good luck, but I 1:16:24.520 --> 1:16:26.800 don't think you're gonna need it. I think you've I 1:16:26.840 --> 1:16:28.639 think you've got life figured out for yourself. 1:16:28.960 --> 1:16:29.240 Dude. 1:16:29.400 --> 1:16:31.599 Check me out on Instagram Spencer Sprocket. You can see 1:16:31.600 --> 1:16:32.360 my juggling. 1:16:32.120 --> 1:16:34.480 Leaf over there, Spencer'sprocket. 1:16:34.600 --> 1:16:37.519 Ladies and gentlemen, I also got juggle and rat traft 1:16:38.160 --> 1:16:40.519 Larry get fifty more on con insurance. 1:16:40.520 --> 1:16:50.800 All right, all right, we did it. We did it, 1:16:50.880 --> 1:16:56.439 ladies and gentlemen. We therapy get It's another another another 1:16:56.520 --> 1:17:00.720 pod in the books. Ah, another one in the in 1:17:00.800 --> 1:17:06.960 the gambit? What is a gambit? Anyway? As always, if 1:17:06.960 --> 1:17:09.280 you wish to call in to the show, you can 1:17:09.320 --> 1:17:13.519 do so every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at ten pm 1:17:13.760 --> 1:17:18.439 Eastern Standard time on Twitch dot tv, slash Lyle Forever, 1:17:18.800 --> 1:17:22.080 Twitch dot tv, slash l y L E f O 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:26.320 R E V e R. 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So I'm gonna stop 1:18:06.880 --> 1:18:09.360 before we get there. Have a good rest of the 1:18:09.400 --> 1:18:13.800 evening in Japan or Mexico. Love you all, Hail seed, 1:18:14.680 --> 1:18:16.200 good night,