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Speaker 1: Talking about Valentine's Day or cork screw shaped penises. Go oh,

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Speaker 1: cork Valentine's Day. There are some animals that do have

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Speaker 1: corkscrew shaped penises. Pigs, right, pigs, goats, you know absolutely

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Speaker 1: some friends of ours had a goat had a little

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Speaker 1: problem and the kidney stones. The goat had kidney stones.

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Speaker 1: And of course have you ever tried to push a

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Speaker 1: kidney stone out of your cork screw shaped penis? No?

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Speaker 1: I have not, so they actually had to cut it

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Speaker 1: in half. Okay, Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Um Froggy

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Speaker 1: is spending it on Norwegian Prima. What I look at

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, uh with the ocean in the background,

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Speaker 1: there's something out there. I think they're mopping. They're getting

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Speaker 1: ready for another clean day on board. They were. They

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Speaker 1: were mopping the deck, drying it up some people because

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Speaker 1: that's the walking path that's right outside of where we're sitting.

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Speaker 1: But we are. We have just docked in Cosmo, Mexico.

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Speaker 1: What'd you guys do last night? Well, yesterday during the day,

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Speaker 1: we did the go cards, we played mini golf, I

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Speaker 1: did the big drop slide. We had so much fun. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: but last night we went to dinner. We went to

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Speaker 1: a show, and then we went to the buffet and

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Speaker 1: got dessert. Because that's what one does on a cruise ship. Wow. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what one does. And if you're wandering, scratch your

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Speaker 1: head like, why why is this guy on a cruise

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Speaker 1: ship and working at the same time? Because he can? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that funny? I love somebody had to take one

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Speaker 1: for the team. You know, we love NCL. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you're go on line to MCL dot com, I

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Speaker 1: bet you can still say fifty percent off of your cruise.

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Speaker 1: Even though they told me not to talk about it,

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Speaker 1: so do it. Hid Valentine's Day so scary. I was like, well, gosh,

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Speaker 1: you know, at what point do you draw the line

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Speaker 1: and stop having to celebrate Valentine's Day. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to seem like that guy, but because I'm actually

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Speaker 1: I'm into Valentine's Day. But then again, I've been conditioned

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Speaker 1: and groomed to love Valentine's Day the way my girlfriend does.

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Speaker 1: For instance, there's a checklist. You gotta get the card,

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Speaker 1: the flowers, you gotta get some chocolate, a nice gift

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Speaker 1: and dinner and by the way the flowers have to

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Speaker 1: show up at her work, so all the other women.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're making this sound like a chore. Exactly

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Speaker 1: what rama is. One day of the year you do

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Speaker 1: a little Valentine's stuff. I was talking to Gandhi before

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Speaker 1: the show, and she has a lot of sense. You know,

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Speaker 1: it is a bit gratuitous because you should be showing

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Speaker 1: your love every day of the year, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: need to. You don't need this hallmark holiday to celebrate

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Speaker 1: the day. But I'm not a hater, and I do

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Speaker 1: it with you sound like a hater by a gift? Look,

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Speaker 1: you know it so happens. We know who you're celebrating

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Speaker 1: your Valentine's Day with, and she's lovely and you're very

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Speaker 1: You're both very, very fortunate to have each other in

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Speaker 1: your lives. But so why not take the day to

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Speaker 1: put someone on a pedal store? Well, yeah, but what

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Speaker 1: bothers me more about his conversation is, as soon as

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Speaker 1: I get off the air, I have to go buy

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Speaker 1: a gift. Right it's Valentine's Day, which means you put

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Speaker 1: no thought into the gift. Protheit It doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: be like something ridiculous. It just has to be something thoughtful,

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Speaker 1: like from your heart. It could be something tiny that

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Speaker 1: the small could be a note that you wrote, something

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Speaker 1: special like that, but put the thought into its scare,

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Speaker 1: he thought, means commitment. You can't do that. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: the flowers at the office is turnkey right now. They

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Speaker 1: have to have the you know, so everybody could say whatever,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, she's really you, Gonda, you planned

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Speaker 1: this absolutely set in his head. I know he's trying.

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Speaker 1: I said, I think it's important to celebrate Valentine's Day

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Speaker 1: the way your partner wants to be celebrated, because I

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Speaker 1: don't care whether I get something or not. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter to me. I want to be celebrated randomly or

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Speaker 1: consistently every day. I said, it doesn't like, you know,

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Speaker 1: if this is the way she wants to celebrate, this

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Speaker 1: is how you celebrate. But I certainly didn't tell him

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Speaker 1: make it sound like it's the worst day of your life.

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Speaker 1: He basically said, you did. Yeah, I know, scary, you

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Speaker 1: know I did not, But I'm all right, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: so go to the Diamond District. See I don't go

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Speaker 1: to the Diamond District in New York City. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: drive by it every every day. It's forty something street whatever,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. And they have the big diamonds

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Speaker 1: of the big diamonds up on poles to let you

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Speaker 1: know it's the Diamond District. How come? I mean there's

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Speaker 1: always like people like stealing diamonds on Diamond District row,

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Speaker 1: aren't they? I mean, isn't that a dangerous street? It

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Speaker 1: sounds like it. It's like the How many movies have

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Speaker 1: you seen that were based in the Diamond District of

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Speaker 1: New York. There's I don't know, it's diamonds. It seems frightening. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's that name? Yeahs Gandhi's right. I walked through the

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Speaker 1: Diamond District the other day and I felt like I

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Speaker 1: was going to be caught in the middle of a heist,

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Speaker 1: you know, like some truck pulls up and guys in

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Speaker 1: black masks run out of the Can you just go

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Speaker 1: to go to the mall. I'm not going to have

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Speaker 1: a kid today. What why do you have a kid today?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing. It's scary anyway, So happy?

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Speaker 1: So is today a cold day to break up with someone?

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Speaker 1: Is it like ice cold hearts? Or say unless they're

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Speaker 1: deserving and they've done something terrible. If you dump someone today, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's kind of mean. If you find out

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Speaker 1: they cheated on you today, then dump them. Sure, but

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Speaker 1: like I they think you know all right? Um, okay

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? Should you get him something or not? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what if it's a new relationship, maybe a year old?

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Speaker 1: It Valentine's Day means something today differently for you than

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Speaker 1: it does for us who have been in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I got some nice flowers. It was all good. I

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Speaker 1: got my positive potato and my fluffy Sheldon exactly. That's

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Speaker 1: all I wanted. Don't know what that means. We do

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Speaker 1: have a thousand dollars free money phone tap on the

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Speaker 1: way thanks to Crown Royal. Let's get into the three

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Speaker 1: things we need to know from Gandhi. Happy Valentine's Day again.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the beautiful flowers you brought. You're so welcome.

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Speaker 1: Happy Valents. They're gorgeous anyway. What's going on? All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: it is Valentine's Day and that means today marks the

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Speaker 1: five year anniversary of the Parkland, Florida mass shooting. Seventeen

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Speaker 1: people were killed in seventeen other others injured when a

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Speaker 1: gunman opened fire at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High scho There

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Speaker 1: will be a memorial service in Parkland tonight. It looks

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Speaker 1: like the Devons station continues in East Palestine, Ohio, where

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Speaker 1: a fifty car train derailed, with some of those cars

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Speaker 1: carrying toxic materials and igniting a fire that caused smoke

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Speaker 1: to sweep across the area. Authorities did evacuate fearful of

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Speaker 1: a major explosion, and they carved out an evacuation zone,

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Speaker 1: then carried out a controlled release of toxic fumes to

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Speaker 1: neutralize burning cargo inside some of those cars. But residents

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Speaker 1: are still very worried because they're saying animals are turning

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Speaker 1: up dead all over the place, dead fish in the water. Birds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so the stuff is much worse than we all knew.

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Speaker 1: Well sure, and it's still unfolding. I mean, they don't

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Speaker 1: know how bad it's going to be, what those toxic

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Speaker 1: chemicals are going to end up causing as far as

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Speaker 1: damage goes, So we'll see as it goes. And finally,

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Speaker 1: as you are giving people flowers and balloons and all

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Speaker 1: of that today, don't let the balloons up into the air.

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Speaker 1: Don't let them float away because they do cause power outages. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: in California alone, four hundred outages were caused by drifting

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Speaker 1: metallic balloons. So hold on to that and those are

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Speaker 1: your three things. Thank you God. Happy Valancine's Day from

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, or is wheeling to

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Speaker 1: call it fifty percent off candy Eve