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Speaker 2: It revealed the truth that this cousin is smoking hot?

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Speaker 2: We ain't fall from the same We ain't fall too

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Speaker 1: Literally, everyone has multiple baby mamas slash daddies. Everyone isn't

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Speaker 2: You know what? I think that both Mike is Opie. No, No, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Mike is the guy that he that got caught the insult.

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Speaker 3: Completely a norrible.

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Speaker 2: My man, my, like, you know, it was an accident.

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Speaker 2: Guys, give it to the editors. I think, like all

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Speaker 3: This is terrible advice.

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Speaker 2: This comes from the video my parents gave my sister

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Speaker 2: God. Now, I know Redditt likes the ship on the Oscars,

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, how socialist are you if you're if you're

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Speaker 1: is at one of these parties, I'm talking to this dude.

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Speaker 1: This third guy comes in and literally like jokingly but

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Speaker 1: seriously says like, ha, you should watch out for this guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, there's no telling what he could do,

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Speaker 1: like as a joke, but like I think he was

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Speaker 1: literally giving me a warning because this dude was like

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Speaker 1: was getting creepier and creepier. I went to a chimpanzee

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Speaker 1: sanctuary with him once, which was kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: Uh, but yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was telling my parents all about this and they're like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? This guy is obviously a predator,

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Speaker 1: So they were a little they were a little bit

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Speaker 1: upset about my my my stinting gay Hollywood, but it

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Speaker 1: ended up being all being fine.

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Speaker 2: That's so wild. It's what's so great about this show

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Speaker 2: is me and Sam learn all of these crazy stories

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Speaker 2: that we never never would have the chance to know

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Speaker 2: or learn at all.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, that's my gay Hollywood phase was crazy.

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Speaker 2: You were you were this close to becoming a gay

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Speaker 2: socialist just like.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, dude, dude, I mean it happened, bro.

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Speaker 1: And he was like one of these other guys was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I got hookups at Wilhelmina. I think you should model,

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Speaker 1: you know, come to my house. We'll do a photo shoot.

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Speaker 1: You know. There was like other ones where you like

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Speaker 1: I got invited to like NASA for some uh, for

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Speaker 1: some tour that they were doing. There was like the

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Speaker 1: producer of the Transformers that was there. It was it

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Speaker 1: was a whole crazy thing.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, it pays to be cute.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, I think you know, like I as, I

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Speaker 1: was very made, very aware what the trade was. I'd

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Speaker 1: decided the dip.

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Speaker 2: Out right right, you gracefully exit, exit.

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Speaker 1: Gracefully exited, gracefully exited. No blowjobs given? Nice yeah win

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Speaker 1: uh when uh but yeah uh in terms of uh,

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Speaker 1: in terms of ope, I I like not really the

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Speaker 1: a hole, but a little bit just because like, yeah, op,

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Speaker 1: he didn't really need to call out those people. Yes

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Speaker 1: they deserve it, but like, don't stoop to their level.

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Speaker 1: Like the best thing you could do is just ignore

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Speaker 1: them and cut them out of your life.

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Speaker 2: If now I do hear Opie's concern about like if

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Speaker 2: he didn't do something, then they might kind of keep

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Speaker 2: keep going. And but I think I think at that

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Speaker 2: point you just messaged them privately and you're like, listen,

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Speaker 2: like you you you clowned me for like all these years.

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Speaker 2: You don't get to be a part of my success,

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Speaker 2: and now you haven't. You haven't stooped to their level

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Speaker 2: by publicly, you know, embarrassing them, but you've let them

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Speaker 2: know like you cannot coattails.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but we'd love to know what you think.

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Speaker 1: You know, what, what do you think op should do?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Because like you know, maybe there's a little bit of

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Speaker 3: an opportunity for education here. Who knows possible.

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Speaker 1: But what we love is we love hearing your guys' comments,

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Speaker 1: especially the comments from our public subscribers.

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Speaker 3: And on the video he needs the paternity test.

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Speaker 1: I think my best friend's girlfriend, Chad it A public

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Speaker 1: subscriber Roger Toledo says, poor Derek, but also poor child.

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Speaker 1: The baby is taking the biggest l considering the mom

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Speaker 1: as a piece of shit, and the father, rightly or wrongly,

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Speaker 1: won't be there.

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Speaker 3: For the kid either and the.

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Speaker 1: Public subscriber logan Matt says the needle excuse is weak

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Speaker 1: as fuck. Like I cry like a baby when I

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Speaker 1: need to get an IV but I'm pregnant, so I

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Speaker 1: do it anyways because I need a healthy baby and

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Speaker 1: an epidural is gonna be hell comparatively. We love your

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Speaker 1: thoughts and opinions on all of these stories, so please

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Speaker 1: throw it in the chat, throw it in the comments,

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Speaker 1: and publicly subscribe and we just might read it.

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Speaker 2: Love you,