1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer PODCASTO. 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 2: Nik Glazer posy. 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: Hello here I am, It's Sticky Glazer podcast. Welcome to 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: the show. It's Sticky Glazer. My voice is scratchy. I've 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: been talking a lot. This is a busy week. But 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: I got some sleep last night. Thank you Melatonin. Shout 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: out to twenty milligrams of melatonin getting me through, calming 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: me down at night, easing the thoughts in my head. 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: I really recommend it. People always say melotonin doesn't work 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: for me. I fall asleep and then I get up later, 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: or it makes me have weird dreams. First of all, 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: who doesn't want weird dreams? And second of all, stop 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: telling yourself that story. I don't mean the doctor Phillipp, 14 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: but like, if you keep telling yourself the story of 15 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: the time eight years ago where you took melatonin and 16 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: it woke you up and then you couldn't get back 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: to sleep. If you tell yourself that's what's gonna happen, 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen. Because I know that when I 19 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: have to wake up for something in the morning and 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: I set my alarm for seven nine, I literally so 21 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: often will wake up at seven o eight. Your body 22 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: will like do what you tell it to do before 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: you go to bed, Brian, do you relate? 24 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 3: I can relate, well, I can partially relate. I know 25 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 3: that I tried magnesium before bed, which is something that 26 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 3: a lot of people also try to, Yeah, relax your muscles, 27 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 3: and that thing made me fucking crazy. 28 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't do shit for me. 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an electrolyte. And I think if your 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 3: electrolytes are balanced, then taking an electrolyte supplement just throws 31 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 3: your electrolyte balance off. Like I felt, I felt jittery, 32 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 3: and I was like, why do I feel so jittery 33 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 3: after taking magnesium? And then I looked up online, you know, 34 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 3: the internet, and it said that a side effect of 35 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 3: having an electrolyte in balance is feeling jittery. 36 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: That's so so great when your like symptoms are confirmed. Yeah, 37 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: oh my god, it feels so good. Like I ram 38 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: someone through a psychopath test the other day. I'm not 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: going to say who, but they passed with flying colors. 40 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: And I was with other people that I was like 41 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: reading it too, and it was like lack of remorse 42 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: doesn't share, doesn't It was like, let me just say. 43 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get to beat him. 44 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: I did kim Wa yesterday and he just like was 45 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: interviewed before me, and then we passed in the hallway 46 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: and he was just like good luck out there, and 47 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: I was like, thank you. He said the same thing 48 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: to Tom Brady said to me, good luck. 49 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 3: What's that all good about? 50 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: Good luck? 51 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: Isn't like when Tom said it to me? It felt like, 52 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: you know, I said thank you so much. 53 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 2: Tom. 54 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: I just ran, you know into him the hallway and yeah, 55 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: I said down the podcast before. It just felt like 56 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: a take. 57 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 3: Care, that's the end of this relationship. 58 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: Have a nice life. It's that's really what it is. 59 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: It's like I will never see you again. I hope 60 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: you well in everything you do until the day your 61 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: heart stops beating, but like we will never cross paths again, 62 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: and that's okay. 63 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 2: I don't think there. 64 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 1: You know, there was a part of me in my 65 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: mind that was like Tom Brady's gonna like love what 66 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: I do so much that it's gonna like I'm gonna 67 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: get pulled into his world and he's gonna want to 68 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: do I don't. I don't even want to do tiktoks 69 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: with him. Like I don't even like there was no 70 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: goal in hand. But I think right as the roads started, 71 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: when I saw his first reaction to Jeff Set, I 72 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: was like, this isn't a guy who's. 73 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: Going to be like whoa, you were so good at 74 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 2: like tearing me. 75 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: Down that I want to pull you in yeah to 76 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: me and kiss your neck. 77 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 2: No, I really I had to. 78 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 3: I wasn't. 79 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing Edelman's podcast. He reached his his people 80 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: reached out to me, and we're like, oh no. My 81 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: publicist reached out and was like, there is a podcast 82 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,839 Speaker 1: hosted by Julian Edelman. He's a football player. I'm like, yeah, 83 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: I know, and they're like, they're interested in having you on. 84 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: I go, okay, yeah, we do. 85 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: We know the connection to this. 86 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: No. I think they just had to send it that 87 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: way because that's the way they send things. 88 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, yeah, I'm aware. 89 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: So I'm so excited to do that squinty ed fuck 90 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: Boys podcast. 91 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 2: I think that's what they're renaming it too. 92 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 3: Oh. 93 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: We got Spade yesterday and we were like, I did 94 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: David Spade and Dana Carvey's podcast Fly on the Wall, 95 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: which is so fun. I love them both so much, 96 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: and they're just it's so sweet. I just I love 97 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: them and uh they were Oh. Spade was texting me 98 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: afterwards kind of going over what we were just talking about, 99 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, the Rose jokes like they really 100 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: stay with you. Like he was like, I bet you anything. 101 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: He was like someone called Julian Edeman's squinty ad and 102 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: I can't I bet you anything. He's like, wait, am 103 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: I Like he had it like no one else was 104 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: saying that. Whereas when we were working on jokes for this, Brian, 105 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 1: you and I and others, we thought squinty id would 106 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: be like I thought, there's there's so many I thought 107 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: it would be a fabric of the roast, like I 108 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: thought would be one of many people calling him squinty. 109 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: I'd saying like like one of the jokes was why 110 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: why do your eyes look like that? Are you trying 111 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: to understand why Andrew Schultz is funny? Like there was 112 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: stuff like that, are you trying to find out why 113 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: I'm here tonight? 114 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 2: Like whatever? It was, like I think there was a. 115 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: Gilbert Godfrey joke of like something one year like Greg 116 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: Giraldo said, are you why why are your eyes like that? 117 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: Are you trying to see Jeff Ross Jeff Ross's dick 118 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: or something like, you know, like squinting to look at something. 119 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 2: So yeah, he was like in vein. 120 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: So when I called him a squinty ed fuck boy, 121 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: I thought it would be like in the air, but 122 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: it was the only there were so many jokes like that. 123 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: Do you relate to that that we wrote so many 124 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: jokes that were like I thought would be treading on 125 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,919 Speaker 1: things that were so tread on already, And then there 126 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: are a lot that we didn't tell that I'm like, 127 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, that could have been said and wasn't. 128 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 2: Like I have so. 129 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: Many more jokes about things that like and I think 130 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: we did the perfect thing. We are all in agreement, 131 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: me and my team that did a great job. 132 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 3: Made was was the correct decision. It's almost remarkable that 133 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 3: we didn't make an incorrect decision. 134 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: It's I've been saying it like I ran that set 135 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: so much and there was never once the time that 136 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: I did it that it was as perfect as the 137 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: time that I did. Like it's like one of those 138 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: Olympic stories where it's like she never landed the triple 139 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: sawcow and she did it once in practice, but she 140 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: stumbled a little bit, but she's going for it tonight, 141 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: and it's like, why would she go for it if 142 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: she's never landed it? And the fact of the matter is, 143 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: I you can't really land these sets. I can't land 144 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: the Triple Souco at the Laugh Factory on eleven o'clock 145 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: that night when that when Drew Bledsoe is not there 146 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: to you know, there's no imprecedent for who that is, 147 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: so my jokes about him will not ever work. 148 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like what was great about the Kia Forum is 149 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 3: not only were they there, but the audience knew who 150 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 3: you were talking about. 151 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:17,600 Speaker 2: Where. 152 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, we would do shows that like the Store or 153 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 3: the Belly Room or at the Store, and it's like, oh, 154 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 3: you guys don't know even who Gronk is, Like what 155 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 3: the fuck? And so it's hard to tell, like are 156 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 3: these jokes gonna work? Are they not gonna work? You 157 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 3: kind of have to just like take a cold like 158 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 3: accumulative effect of all of the sets to see like 159 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 3: what's like the percentage of how many times it's hit 160 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 3: and not hit. 161 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really it was so rewarding. But I 162 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 1: just was so surprised at so many areas that I 163 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: had written to or we had written to that were 164 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,919 Speaker 1: like I just thought would be, Oh, this is gonna 165 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: be so well tread that we shouldn't even say this 166 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: because it's just like we're gonna be Like even the 167 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 1: Bridget moynihan joke that I did, which I was the 168 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: I think, was the only one that referenced him leaving 169 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 1: his pregnant girlfriend for Gizelle. 170 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 3: Uh huh. 171 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: I may be wrong, but I think I was the 172 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: only one. And I thought that was gonna be like 173 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: one of the top ten overdone. 174 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 2: You know. 175 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: I thought they would have mentioned her name by like 176 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: the time I went up there. But did I talk 177 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: about how Kevin Hart did the same joke as me? 178 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,679 Speaker 3: Yet? Well you talked about it on Stern I think. 179 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 2: I know, but I didn't talk about it here. So 180 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 2: everyone has. 181 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: Struck and that when he said that, I was like, 182 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 3: what the fuck are we I turned to what are 183 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 3: we going to do? 184 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: What are we gonna There's nothing anyone can do, literally nothing. 185 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: So I wrote a joke that I masturbated so hard 186 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: to Tom Brady. He's on my fantasy team. My clit 187 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: has CT now. So Kevin Hart, you know, three people 188 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: before me goes up and he does a joke that 189 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: Tom is fucking so much after his divorce that his 190 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: dick has ct and when he said it, I wish 191 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: if you can find footage you can just see. I 192 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: would love to see what my face did in that moment, 193 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: because I just don't. 194 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 3: I did not see. 195 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: I really I had gronk face. I just started just 196 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: so confused, looking around, like considering all the options because 197 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: I cannot talk to a producer because the show is live, 198 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: there's no one to call up to help me. 199 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 2: There's no one to talk to. 200 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: Jeff comes back after his set because it's Kevin opened. 201 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: Then Jeff comes out, Jeff after his set, sits down. 202 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: I go, they did Kevin did a joke I have 203 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: in the prompter saying it like this, like Jeff, Kevin 204 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: did a joke I have? And he goes which one? 205 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: And I go, like, Clint has CTE. He said his 206 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: dick has ct and he goes, just do it, and 207 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I'm then I'm like, yeah, I'm just 208 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: gonna do it like I did the math already that 209 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: it was enough time in between me and or Kevin 210 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: and me him telling that joke in me was enough 211 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: time for the audience to forget the specifics of the joke. 212 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: It was never gonna kill his heart because they subconsciously 213 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: know that they've heard it before, but they don't consciously 214 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: know it. But it was enough to build that sub 215 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 1: that's only the subconscious would really understand that they'd heard 216 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: it before. It was enough time that maybe like probably 217 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: a tenth of the room was like, wait, that good 218 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: joke hasn't done. 219 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: I would say, nine tenths of the room would be. 220 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: Like, that's I guess it's not that funny, and it's 221 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: kind of funny. 222 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 2: It's not as funny as it would have crushed so hard. 223 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 2: I mean it was. 224 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: That was one of my best lines, and it became 225 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,559 Speaker 1: it went from a ten to a five and a 226 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: half because it had been said before in a different way. 227 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 2: But then I had the tag of I would. 228 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 3: Show the reason why it was saved because it had 229 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 3: three jokes, three parts do joke. 230 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: What if I didn't have that tag that that was 231 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: you know my clip has CT now and the NFL 232 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: is making me I would show you, but the NFL 233 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: is making me cover it up. If I didn't have 234 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 1: that tag, I would because it used to not have 235 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: that tag and it was working well enough, just like 236 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 1: my clid has CT now, Like it was a big 237 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: enough line that it would have stood on its own, 238 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,080 Speaker 1: I would have. I couldn't have skipped it in the prompter. 239 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: There was no like communication, like I couldn't have at 240 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,959 Speaker 1: any point gone prompter guy like can we go through? 241 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 2: And I didn't. 242 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: Really I couldn't remember what was after that joke because 243 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: we had changed the order so much. So. Kim Congdon, 244 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: who worked with us as well, and brilliant comedic writer roaster, 245 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,439 Speaker 1: she's on Kill Tony all the time. She fucking destroys. 246 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: But she was in the front row, thank god. And 247 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: I looked at her face and she is as shell 248 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: shocked as I am. She knows exactly what's going through 249 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: my head. And I go, what do I do? I 250 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: don't even have to say like did you hear? I 251 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 1: just go what do I do? And she goes and 252 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: she's looking at the ground and her foot's shaking, like 253 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: I can see she's in this beautiful dress, but she's 254 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,959 Speaker 1: just like we're both writing, like I'm trying to figure 255 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: out another line that I can say, you are on 256 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: my fantasy team last night, like what else? And she 257 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,440 Speaker 1: just looks up and she goes, just do it. She 258 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,440 Speaker 1: said that she's mouthed that just do it. I could 259 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 1: see her mouth. 260 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 2: She was so. 261 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 3: Thank god for Yeah. I think I love her. 262 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 2: I think I do too. 263 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 3: She said she's moving to Austin. I'm very sad, but 264 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 3: she's awesome. 265 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 1: Kim congdon cog d wait co o ng d e 266 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: n c o n g d e n kim d 267 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: o n sorry d o N. I don't know why 268 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 1: I was saying it like a bear den, but she 269 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: is so funny. And she has a podcast with. 270 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 2: Why am I not? I'm so sorry, I'm. 271 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 3: So Sarah, Yes, duh because that Sarah Sarah. 272 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: I love Sarah so much too. I'm so sorry blanked 273 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: on your name. That is not because I don't like 274 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 1: you and know you so much. I really can't remember 275 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,880 Speaker 1: my own middle name today. Yeah, they have a podcast. 276 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: It's so funny. I watch any clips that they have up. 277 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 1: There's only so many podcasts that I like. Anytime a 278 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: clip comes up, I watch it and there's just one 279 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: of them. 280 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 2: They're so cool. But she was amazing and hermo's was amazing. Rashidi. 281 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: We had so many good people, Bob kas Strone, Sean O'Connor, 282 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 1: shout out to my team, Dan Saint Germain, Mike Lawrence, 283 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,679 Speaker 1: Ari Findling. These are all the people that if I 284 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 1: was to win an award, Brian Franjie over and over again, 285 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 1: Chris conn Andrew Colin, duh Andrew Colin. It was so 286 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: fun We like, you know, last week Monday through Friday, 287 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,960 Speaker 1: no Monday through Saturday, we met every single day as 288 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: like a group with at least three or four of 289 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: us and would hang out for two hours and just 290 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 1: talk about it's funny, if it's funnier to say retard 291 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 1: or retarded, if we should call him a date rapist 292 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 1: or say he looks like a date rapist. Like these 293 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 1: were the really intellectual discussions we were getting out about, 294 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: like is it funnier to say gronkuts puts the tard 295 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: and retarded or is it funnier to say gronk puts 296 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: the tard and retard? 297 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 2: And I think I went with retarded. 298 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 3: That was the correct answer. Yes, you know, correct answer. 299 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we we just had to. You just 300 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 2: don't know. 301 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,680 Speaker 1: But these are like the these are the discussions comedians 302 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:56,680 Speaker 1: get into really seriously, and like these really, we're not 303 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: at all aware of how ridiculous it is until after 304 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: the until someone walks in and goes, is this really 305 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: what I'm walking into? 306 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,319 Speaker 3: Is this like, yeah, heated. 307 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 1: Discussion about the word retard or retarded, But that's what 308 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 1: comedy is. It's very I was learning, like in the 309 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: aftermath of this, I really always hate when people talk 310 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,839 Speaker 1: about comedy ist like it's an art, Like, I mean, 311 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 1: I know that it is, but I just I'm always like, 312 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: get off your high horse. But it felt like putting 313 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: this performance together felt like an an Olympic ice skating 314 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 1: routine m hm, or a gymnastics beam routine. 315 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well because it was live especially, it 316 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 3: felt like a sporting event. It felt like. And also, 317 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,559 Speaker 3: roasts are inherently competitive, even if you're not battling, everyone 318 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 3: in the audience is comparing your sets, which. 319 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 2: Is everyone's ranking everyone. 320 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 3: It's on like a showcase show, even where you just 321 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 3: have maybe people talk about who is your favorite, but 322 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,200 Speaker 3: in a roast, it's like who's number one, two and three, 323 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,320 Speaker 3: who was the worst? And that's what the internet did 324 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 3: and NICKI was overwhelmingly number one. 325 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: Yes, it's been nice. My life has changed. I haven't 326 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 1: been out enough to really sense it. But it's just like, 327 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,959 Speaker 1: you know, even being at the comedy store last night 328 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 1: and Netflix's a joke as festivals happening in town, and 329 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 1: there's so many comedians in town, and it's. 330 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,839 Speaker 2: Just like it's been so sweet. Everyone is just so. 331 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: I've never done something where when someone sees me they 332 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: just start going and they like, come on, bring it 333 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: in for a hug, and they just start get they 334 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: go amazing, amazing, like we don't even know, we're not 335 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 1: even they don't even have to say what it is. 336 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: It's literally every single person and they're even going, I 337 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: don't have to tell you, You've heard it a million times. 338 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: I've gotten more text messages than I've ever had anything 339 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 1: in my life. I mean, I mean, this is unprecedented. 340 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: I'm the luckiest woman in the world. I really, I 341 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: think I'm the luckiest person in the world this week 342 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: because everyone is an agreement that I did great. No, 343 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:56,000 Speaker 1: there's no criticism there, which is usually whenever there's like 344 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: even Taylor Swift released her album, She's on top of 345 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 1: the world, but there's like so many critics, Like no 346 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: one's weighing negatively on this yet, there is just it's 347 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: only trace now one point is it too? 348 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 3: One point too? Oh? 349 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 2: I just got to one point two. 350 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, after two hundred thousand followers in. 351 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 3: Two days happened, It'll happen to two Mandelas is coming. 352 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 3: Holy shit, we got to scratch the surface of the 353 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 3: whatever is going to come out of this. I mean, 354 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 3: who knows you might get an HBO special after this? 355 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: Well, who knows I might be having an HBO special 356 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,000 Speaker 1: come out this Saturday, which is like. 357 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 3: That fast, that's how successful. 358 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, well dude, everyone, even Kimmel last night was like 359 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: did you plan this? And I'm like, no, it is coincidental. Yeah, 360 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: Like I remember HBO not being that thrilled that I 361 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: was going to be doing the roast this week when 362 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 1: they found out, and vice versa. Netflix is like, really, 363 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: you have an HBO special? Like both were kind of 364 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 1: like yeah, I said on a podcast it was like. 365 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 2: This week was like I'm. 366 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: Fucking two different guys and it's fine because it's like 367 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: all legal that I'm doing it, Like we're not exclusive 368 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: with each other. But they went to the same party 369 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: and now I have to like dance with both of them. 370 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 3: And it's somehow each one of their dicks has made 371 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 3: them like, I can't think of a good analogy, like 372 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 3: they're they're coming more because you suck them both. 373 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 1: Yes, somehow HBO is gonna come more and Netflix, and 374 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: I think HBO is coming more off of the hbos. 375 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 3: HBO is your husband and Netflix was the fuck boy 376 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 3: that you you plowed on the weekend. 377 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: That made me feel like a woman again and like 378 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: made me really feel like confident and hot leading into 379 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: it and back to your husband him up so hard, 380 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, all eyes are going to be on 381 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: the HBO special U this Saturday. 382 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 2: I hope yours are on it as well. You guys. 383 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: Someday You'll Die And then my title track, Someday You'll 384 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: Die will be on Spotify. I think tomorrow, maybe today 385 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 1: because this episode comes out Thursday, so check on Spotify iTunes. 386 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: Someday You'll Die my first single ever, which is so 387 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: exciting and fun and and you, guys, I talk to 388 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: you about the process of writing it, so you you're 389 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: all squared in on that, but it really is. I can't. 390 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm living a dream. I am Taylor 391 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: Swift for a couple days. My face is literally everywhere 392 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 1: people are this sounds like I'm bragging, but it's just 393 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: the truth. 394 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 2: I'm not, I promise I'm not. 395 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,199 Speaker 1: I'm I really am not letting it get to my 396 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,400 Speaker 1: head at all, in fact, and I feel really proud 397 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: of myself for not being like I'm just I like it. 398 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,119 Speaker 1: It's gonna go away at some point. I know that, 399 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 1: so I'm not letting in too much. But you couldn't 400 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 1: open your phone without my face popping up. I felt 401 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift, Like that's what Taylor Swift's life is like. 402 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: She's not safe anywhere without someone with an earshot talking 403 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 1: about her. Like I'm passing by people in the street 404 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: they're talking about the roast. I'm everywhere. I'm getting so 405 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,439 Speaker 1: many texts about I was at the hairdresser today. They 406 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: were talking about it. I heard a guy on his 407 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: phone talking about it. They were talking about on the 408 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: radio show. My therapist, I was with you I had 409 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: a obsession with yesterday and she was like, I don't 410 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,119 Speaker 1: usually say this, but I couldn't avoid it. I was 411 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,879 Speaker 1: in the car with my husband. He was listening to 412 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: the Dan Patrick Show or whatever. Some kind of a 413 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: part in the eruption, not part of the rich one 414 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,160 Speaker 1: of those shows, and she was like and they were talking, 415 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: they said your name, and he has no idea I 416 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,719 Speaker 1: even am your therapist. And I had to just like 417 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: keep my mouth shut. And I'm like, no, tell him. 418 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 2: Like, that's that's my girl. 419 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 3: I do that all the time today. Huh what your 420 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 3: old therapist would do? I wonder what she would do. 421 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: Oh, it's not that big of a deal, No, Nikki's 422 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,679 Speaker 1: it's just oh, it'll come and go. It's like, this 423 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,120 Speaker 1: isn't She's no different than anyone else. She's not better 424 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 1: than anyone else. She's not you're You're not worse than 425 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: anyone else. You're the same as the homelest man on 426 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,640 Speaker 1: the street. Like she would just like diminish it as 427 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: like it'll go away. Like she would be like the 428 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,160 Speaker 1: person you know, my inner critic. 429 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 2: That is a voice. 430 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 3: You do not need to amplify that voice. You have 431 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 3: enough of that in your own head. 432 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,000 Speaker 2: I really do. Absolutely. 433 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: Maybe she put it there, I don't know, but but yeah, 434 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: it was like, it's just I'm just going to the 435 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,120 Speaker 1: store last night. There is a vibe, I will say, 436 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 1: of people that were never nice to me being nice 437 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: to me now that kind of like would not me 438 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 1: and now. 439 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:06,399 Speaker 2: They're like girl rubbing my arm gently? 440 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,880 Speaker 3: Do I you can't say who they are. You can't 441 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 3: say who they are. 442 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,439 Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't say who they are. 443 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: But it's but it's not a ton of that, like 444 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 1: I will say, it's just what I'm really touched by 445 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,639 Speaker 1: more than anything is the female empowerment that I'm feeling. 446 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: Like I feel like women are not jealous, Like there 447 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: is a vibe when you kill it and women are 448 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 1: you know, just they're like good job, Like there's like 449 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: this like like yeah, girl, you said what we want 450 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: to fuck? It's like you there was like a women 451 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 1: empowerment thing to it that I didn't plan on, and 452 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: that has felt really special that women are just like 453 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 1: psyched for me, like there's not a jealousy about it, 454 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,120 Speaker 1: which I don't know that if I could, I think 455 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: I would be very jealous of me this week if 456 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: I was, of. 457 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 3: Course, because I mean if it's something else maybe, but 458 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,640 Speaker 3: if it was a roast and. 459 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 2: Yeah that's true, I don't know. I just was. 460 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:57,159 Speaker 1: I just feel I feel so like special and like 461 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,159 Speaker 1: like and you know what a lot of people have 462 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 1: just acknowledged the whole hard work that went into it, 463 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,760 Speaker 1: which is really what I am proud of as well, 464 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 1: Like I just did the I made the right decisions, 465 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: I had the right delivery, did the right timing, I 466 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,159 Speaker 1: hired the right people to help me. Like it was just, uh, 467 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm taking credit for that. 468 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 3: I am, And I also want you to take credit 469 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 3: for your performance, because yeah, the same person, a different person, 470 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 3: with the same exact jokes would not have crushed as 471 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:32,120 Speaker 3: hard as you did. You delivered those jokes x professionally expertly. 472 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 3: It wasn't just even if like Tony Hinchcliffe, who had 473 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 3: an amazing set made see if he had the same 474 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 3: jokes as you, it wouldn't have gotten the same pop 475 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 3: because you added this like emotional response to each of 476 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 3: your jokes, like you would smile, Like when Kevin stood 477 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 3: up and gave you a standing elevation after you said 478 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 3: he got five pounds of common him, you paused, then 479 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 3: you said, oh, thank you for you know, laughing at that, 480 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,400 Speaker 3: and you smiled and laughed at him. And uh, there 481 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 3: were a few times where you would have these like 482 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 3: after you would tell your joke, you would have just 483 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 3: a line of like, oh my god, I can't believe 484 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 3: I said that, or it's true. And that's that's why 485 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 3: you were so successful, is because of that delivery really 486 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,639 Speaker 3: connected with the audience on like more than just you 487 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:29,080 Speaker 3: were a true star performing this piece and it connected 488 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 3: with us on an emotional level. Whereas Tony's stuff was 489 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,879 Speaker 3: I think just as good writing wise, but he's like 490 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 3: a deadpan delivery and so that on an emotional level totally. 491 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 2: So it's just a different style. But yeah, I ran 492 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,400 Speaker 2: into him last night. 493 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: He's also we're both like we will said to each other, 494 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: like we are the only two people that understand what 495 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 1: this is, what we're going through right now, because he's 496 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 1: having a big pop too this week, Like it's his 497 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: name is on the fucking map after what he did, 498 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,640 Speaker 1: and so he was. 499 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 3: Already on the map, but now even more. 500 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like even like you, he was on a 501 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 1: map in a way, and now it's it's a more 502 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: that's a bigger wrap, a bigger map. I just saw 503 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: the word wrap and speaking of rap, let's go to 504 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 1: let's wrap this up and go to commercial and we'll 505 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 1: be back right up with this with just more of everything. 506 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,120 Speaker 2: All right, we're back. 507 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: I woke up this morning to Andrew Collins sent me 508 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 1: a clip from New Heights, you know, the Travis Kelsey 509 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,040 Speaker 1: Jason Kelse podcast. Yeah, and they said, Travis Kelsey said, 510 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,640 Speaker 1: Nicki Glazers fucking hilarious. If I ever do a roast, 511 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: Nicky's gotta be there. 512 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I couldn't have. 513 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,040 Speaker 1: If I would have written a script for him to read, 514 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: it couldn't have been better. Like there was like some 515 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 1: mention about him doing the roast, like we were just 516 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,120 Speaker 1: kind of all riffing. Some people involved with the roast 517 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 1: were riffing like oh my god, if he would be next, 518 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: that would be amazing, And I. 519 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 2: Go, please, please, God, I have to do that one. 520 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: And everyone's just like yeah, of course. Like I'm like, really, 521 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,320 Speaker 1: you will let me. I would be so sad to not. 522 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 3: But no, there cannot be a roast without Nicki Glazer 523 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 3: in it. 524 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,680 Speaker 2: I helped that go so fun. It was so fun 525 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 2: this time. It did not kill me. 526 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 3: No, you said time. 527 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I had the best time preparing for it. There 528 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,919 Speaker 1: were there was maybe like maybe a twenty minute altogether 529 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,679 Speaker 1: chunk of me feeling like, oh my god, is this 530 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 1: gonna be okay? But I didn't really like have a 531 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 1: breakdown like I've had in the past where I was 532 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 1: really like I just remember being spraytnd and dripping like 533 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 1: sweat and spraytand naked, being like I need to go 534 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: to this event, but I'm not ready for the roast, 535 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: like I remember, just like having meltdowns all the time 536 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: leading up to the Rose, feeling it wasn't gonna be 537 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 1: good enough, it's not tight enough. And this time I 538 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: was just like, it's gonna it's gonna work, It's gonna 539 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,879 Speaker 1: be okay, and it was, and really just not letting 540 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: Oh there was Oh, there was a thing that happened. 541 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 2: What had happened? 542 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 1: Oh okay, So I did this weird OCD superstitious thing 543 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 1: that I'm so glad didn't happen. But I was trying 544 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: to remember the lyrics to this new tailor So song 545 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 1: Guilty as Sin, and I said, if you can't remember 546 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,040 Speaker 1: this one lyric, that's just like on the it's like 547 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: on the tip of your tongue. If you can't remember 548 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: it before you're gonna play the song. If you can't 549 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,160 Speaker 1: remember the lyric before she gets the lyric, then you 550 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 1: will not do great at. 551 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,640 Speaker 2: The tomb reef Roast. It just would. It just entered 552 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:11,880 Speaker 2: my head. 553 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: And once it enters my head, I lock into that 554 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: agreement with God, like I can't go no, that's a 555 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: dumb one and you can't live up to that. And 556 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 1: You're like, it just was what that was written in stone. 557 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 1: And so I'm in the shower. It's playing and it 558 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,520 Speaker 1: was like uh and I got to h top lip 559 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 1: kiss slip in them, like I kept saying, like the 560 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: sloppy the top slip kiss. I couldn't think of the 561 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: dun dun dun dun dud duh. I couldn't remember it. 562 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: But it's like how I long for artists and I 563 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 1: couldn't figure it out. So I'm in the shower and 564 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, it's done. I had to learn 565 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 1: the lyric from Taylor that means that is said in Stone, 566 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do as well as I'm gonna do 567 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: on the roast. And then I just said to myself, 568 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 1: this is so dumb and this is not true. 569 00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,160 Speaker 2: It's just not true. 570 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 1: That was like a dumb little thing that I did, 571 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: a little that was only me that has no power 572 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,399 Speaker 1: in the world. Like I was able to overcome this, 573 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: like OCD set in stone. Now because you didn't do 574 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,159 Speaker 1: the thing that you said you were gonna do, the 575 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,119 Speaker 1: world things are gonna fall apart and you failed yourself, 576 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: and that I so often follow and it worked out 577 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: fine and it wasn't true. So if you are someone 578 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,199 Speaker 1: that has OCD that thinks if I don't touch this 579 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 1: door knob, if I don't knock on this thing, if 580 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 1: I like, it's very possible that that has nothing to 581 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: do with how your life's going to go at all, 582 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: because I proved it to myself because this was one 583 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: of those one hundred percent If you don't come up 584 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: with this lyric in time, things aren't gonna go well 585 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,640 Speaker 1: and they couldn't have gone better. So I'm I'm proof 586 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 1: positive that OCD is in It's not real, yes, and 587 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: not that that helps anyone, but like, just try to 588 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,360 Speaker 1: get through the pain of thinking, maybe this is set 589 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: in stone, but also maybe that is just so make 590 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 1: believe and not a real thing. 591 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 2: I think people can. 592 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 1: Relate to that of like making these little I think 593 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,640 Speaker 1: it's OCD challenges for yourself. 594 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 3: You know, it's an aspect of it, probably. 595 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,240 Speaker 1: But I think it's I've been doing it since I 596 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 1: was a kid of like, if you can't get to 597 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: the porch, run to the porch from the mailbox in 598 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,440 Speaker 1: point in three seconds, yep, then your. 599 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 2: Mom will die. Yeah, kind of things. And then I 600 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 2: just start walking. 601 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even go home. I have. I just 602 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 3: wanted to show people, for the YouTube viewers who can 603 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 3: see that, I have the cookies from the roast, right 604 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,440 Speaker 3: from the after party, and I thought it would be 605 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 3: good to show them. You know, we were talking about 606 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,000 Speaker 3: the cookies yesterday. 607 00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, there was one with his head on it too. 608 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,399 Speaker 3: They have to make these by hand. This was not 609 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:44,119 Speaker 3: a machine. This. Can you imagine how many having to 610 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:44,439 Speaker 3: do that? 611 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 2: Do you think one person did it? 612 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 1: Or someone was like I got the top, I'm the white, 613 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 1: the white frosting, I'm the red frosting, and you pass 614 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 1: it down. 615 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that one's pretty interest. 616 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 3: My favorite one, the goat with the twelve on it. 617 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: Oh it's a goat. I thought it was a jersey 618 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: because mine. We're all crumbled and I don't pay attention 619 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 1: to detail. 620 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then this one's just a little odd. 621 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 2: The oh yeah, his face. 622 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 3: No eyes, no nose, What the hell? 623 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,120 Speaker 1: I think the those the eye frosting person took off 624 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: that day called in sick. Yeah, that was a little 625 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: like the fact that they didn't have ice. I bet 626 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: they tried with eyes and they were like it's too 627 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,719 Speaker 1: creepy or they were like, it looks more human than 628 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:27,960 Speaker 1: he does, and so we can't have Yeah, yeah, but 629 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 1: uh yeah, some thought. 630 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 3: That Julian Edelman, Uh the joke we had a funny 631 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 3: discussion about. We were just we wanted to call we 632 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 3: wanted to point out a squinty eyes. And at first 633 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 3: it kind of went in waves where at first we 634 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 3: were like, we he doesn't even have squinty eyes, and 635 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 3: then we look at pictures of him and you'd have 636 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 3: squinty eyes like when he was outside, and we're like, 637 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 3: maybe he's just squinting because he's in the sun, but 638 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 3: whenever he's inside. But no, at the roast, his eyes 639 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,360 Speaker 3: are fu I saw him in person, his eyes are squinty. 640 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 2: He's a beautiful man. 641 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,440 Speaker 3: He's a beautiful man, and so Randy Moss is a man. 642 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaker 2: There were so many beautiful men. 643 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,879 Speaker 1: Yes, I thought I thought Zach Effron was supposed to 644 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: be there and dropped out of the last second. 645 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,000 Speaker 2: And then and I love Zac Effron. 646 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: And it's been like a funny joke between me and 647 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: Chris that I have this like crush on zac Effron, 648 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: and you know, so when I found out he was 649 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: gonna be on the roast, I held up the sign. 650 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,879 Speaker 1: Chris was at my rehearsal and I held up this. 651 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 1: I turned, I saw it out in the chair and 652 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,239 Speaker 1: I go Chris, like it's gonna be here, and we 653 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: were laughing about it, but then he dropped out. I'm 654 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 1: like and Chris was like, oh, so good to me, 655 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,560 Speaker 1: and I was like, damn it. And then we're backstage 656 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: and I saw who I saw, Danny Amandola Ya. 657 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 2: I didn't know like I didn't. I don't know who 658 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:36,600 Speaker 2: that is. 659 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 1: I know that name very well, and I remember being like, oh, 660 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,640 Speaker 1: he's a hot guy. Like I remember clocking that, but 661 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,280 Speaker 1: I didn't. 662 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 2: I thought he was Zach. 663 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,560 Speaker 1: I go, zac Effron is here, and I said to Chris. 664 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: I was like, he's right over there, and Chris is like, 665 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 1: I don't see him. I'm like, he's the guy over there. 666 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: He's kind of like kind of your I was like, 667 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 1: he's like your height, babe, but he looked he looked 668 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: like him. And then and then Chris, I don't want 669 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 1: to Chris and Danny Amadola dated the same person, and 670 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: then afterwards after the show, they both had a moment 671 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 1: where they talked about it, and I think Danny and 672 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: Amadola told Chris that they were Eskimo brothers. 673 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's and. 674 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 2: I was like, do you want to be Eskimo brothers again? 675 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 3: Hey, he's great. 676 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: Do you want to be Eskimo twins? Add another brother? 677 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: Yeah he is. 678 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 2: He great. 679 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 3: He's the same position as Julian Edelman. It's just a 680 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 3: funny coincidence. There's not a lot of white wide receivers 681 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,440 Speaker 3: that are successful in the NFL, and Tom Brady has 682 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 3: thrown to three of the most successful white wide receivers 683 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 3: in NFL history, probably at least in the That's. 684 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 2: A good area for us to go to for this rest. 685 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 1: Like, oh, I didn't really understand that, Like that was 686 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: touched on a lot that there's no like the Brandy 687 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: Mussel is the only black guy there on the day, 688 00:29:53,720 --> 00:30:00,480 Speaker 1: or like the black football player. But yeah, I just uh, 689 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: doing so many I had already booked so many podcasts 690 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: and pressed things this week because of the special, but 691 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 1: now they're like piling up even more because of the 692 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 1: roast and like things are coming in again. It's good 693 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 1: for these special but I'm talking it's so funny. They're like, 694 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: let's talk about the rostro shows. Okay, now, let's get 695 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: to your special when we have one second left, which 696 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: is fine because it will all. 697 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,240 Speaker 3: Be okay, all feed into each other, it do. I 698 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 3: do want to point out two things that you were 699 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,719 Speaker 3: mentioned on that were really like, really made me happy. 700 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 3: One of them was the Pat McAfee show. They talked 701 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 3: about you. We saw Pat McAfee when we were at 702 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 3: the Super Bowl radio row and I tried to get 703 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,760 Speaker 3: a picture with him in the background. Across the board 704 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 3: all agree that you were the best one. And Pat 705 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 3: McAfee punter of the Colts. He's, you know, probably the 706 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 3: most famous sports broadcaster right now, and they also punter. 707 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 3: He was a punter, the coolest position I think nowadays. 708 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 2: Oh cool. I didn't know he played I'm this how out. 709 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 3: Of it punter for the Colts. Pat mcas you. 710 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 2: Know him as a broadcaster, Yeah. 711 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah they were. It was just cool to 712 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 3: hear them talk about you. It was just like, oh my, 713 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 3: It's like it would be like if you know Peyton 714 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 3: and Eli on the Monday night football broadcast mentioned dude, 715 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 3: it's like so cool for me to hear, and then 716 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 3: I really loved that clip that you shared on the 717 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 3: Rich Eisen Show with Todd Bowles, the coach of the Bucks. 718 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,479 Speaker 3: Now why this was so cool was because Todd Bowles, 719 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 3: who's the coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, hadn't yet watched. 720 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,240 Speaker 2: The roast, hadn't seen it. 721 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,520 Speaker 3: Unbelievable, and rich Eisen had the pleasure of saying, well, 722 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 3: you're in for a treat because she stole the show. 723 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: I just like, I feel like my life is a 724 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 1: simulation because everything that could happen is happening. Everything good, 725 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 1: everything good that someone could say Kevin Hart coming up 726 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 1: afterwards and telling everyone, I got a standing ovation, like 727 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: people just like Travis Kelsey saying exactly the words that 728 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 1: I would want him to say. That it's not too 729 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 1: effusive or over the top. It's just like a perfect, 730 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 1: like just mention that that that rich Eieson thing of like, 731 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: well you're in for a treat, because she had the 732 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: like these just things keep happening where I've just never 733 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: done anything where it's just everyone is just saying the 734 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,280 Speaker 1: nicest things over and over. It's just it's just wild, 735 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,760 Speaker 1: and I'm so sad. It will never I'm like having 736 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: this thing of like it. This won't ever happen again. 737 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 2: It can't. This isn't a repeatable thing in the It just. 738 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 3: Even if you do the next roast and you crush 739 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 3: just as hard, people will just be like, yeah, that's NICKI. 740 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 1: Of course that's what she does best. It will not 741 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,560 Speaker 1: be the same ever. Again, I've said it already. Unless 742 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: I get slapped at the Oscars is the only way 743 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: comedian will ever get talked about on this scale. 744 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 2: Ever, I'm not joking you there. 745 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,560 Speaker 1: Slide in my DMS and tell me another way and 746 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,480 Speaker 1: don't be joking about it unless I die tragically, in 747 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: which case I'll never be around to read it, or 748 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: unless I get assaulted at the Oscars on stage. I'lla 749 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: Chris Rock there. That's the only other time a comedian's 750 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: talked about this much. Even Chris Rocks Lives Special wasn't 751 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 1: talked about this much. The next day SNL, If I 752 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: host SNL and have the most amazing monologue that's ever 753 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: been had on the SNL, it will not get Can 754 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 1: you think of a most amazing monologue that's been talked 755 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: about the next day. I mean, there have been monologues 756 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,240 Speaker 1: that are the you know, incredible that aren't being discussed 757 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: on this level. 758 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 2: There isn't there isn't this much attention on comedy. 759 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 3: Problem a few people. You probably have to murder a 760 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,600 Speaker 3: few people. 761 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 2: I have to. 762 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: Bob Saget was talked about this much the day he died, like, 763 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 1: if you die tragically young, you will get talked about. 764 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,280 Speaker 1: Your face will be everywhere in this way. Or if 765 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,080 Speaker 1: you get something horrible happens to you. 766 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,880 Speaker 3: The good news is someday you'll die. 767 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 2: So oh my god, it all comes back around. 768 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,880 Speaker 3: I'm doing a boom thing with my hand. 769 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 2: If you're not watching, that's so true. 770 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 3: So I do want to talk about your on Kimmel 771 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 3: and I watched that and you're on Stern, Yeah, and 772 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,040 Speaker 3: I thought it was I love that your tradition is 773 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 3: to go on Stern after a roast and then reveal 774 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 3: the jokes that you did not tell. 775 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I would have told more. 776 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,960 Speaker 1: Document was so jumbled that I didn't put the best 777 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 1: ones at top, and so I was kind of just 778 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,520 Speaker 1: I thought I would have time to scroll, but I just. 779 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 2: Didn't, So I'm to be honest. 780 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: With you, I'm very upset with myself and not really 781 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,240 Speaker 1: letting myself off the hook for like all the jokes 782 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 1: that I didn't tell him that I should have. 783 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 3: Well, it was still good. It was still good to 784 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,440 Speaker 3: see you on there, and and and what I appreciated 785 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 3: about the Stern stuff was online with all the clips 786 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 3: that were posted, the comments. You know, his his audience 787 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,880 Speaker 3: is probably like fifty year old men, right, yeah, and women, yeah, 788 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,319 Speaker 3: and women. The comments were all like, so happy to 789 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 3: see you know, Nicki Glazer is a Stern product or whatever. 790 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 3: They take away the ship over you, and they all 791 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,960 Speaker 3: love they should yes, and they all love that Nikki 792 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,400 Speaker 3: is just watching watching you crushes another. 793 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:49,480 Speaker 2: That's so cute. 794 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,800 Speaker 1: Yes, God, because I you know, Stern is my favorite 795 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,800 Speaker 1: thing that I do up there with Conan Kimmel is 796 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 1: up there now too, because he's just iconic and so 797 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,200 Speaker 1: nice and but there are certain things you do in 798 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 1: your career that you're like, I always want to do 799 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,320 Speaker 1: that in Stern, I think is like, you know, always 800 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,719 Speaker 1: been my favorite person. I moved to New York to 801 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,040 Speaker 1: even be to do my serious show in New York, 802 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: so I could be in the same building as Stern. 803 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,240 Speaker 1: I didn't have to do it there. I was supposed 804 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,360 Speaker 1: to do it in LA And I was like, guys, 805 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,920 Speaker 1: can I move to New York? Would I still be 806 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,239 Speaker 1: able to. 807 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 2: Do it there? 808 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,880 Speaker 1: And they were like okay, And but I was It 809 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 1: was really all to just get close to Stern and 810 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,480 Speaker 1: to get in that world. And I was able to 811 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,360 Speaker 1: get in that world, not by like being manipulative or 812 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,800 Speaker 1: like doing any I just was like I became friends 813 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,479 Speaker 1: with people from his show, and I never you guys 814 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,120 Speaker 1: know me. I never want someone to have me who 815 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,600 Speaker 1: doesn't actually want me. So like I wasn't like you 816 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,439 Speaker 1: need to have me on Can I be on? They 817 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,880 Speaker 1: just like it naturally led to that it over the 818 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,120 Speaker 1: course of a really long time and then and I 819 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,439 Speaker 1: still like will do anything for them, Like yes, they've 820 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,760 Speaker 1: had me on it for these kind of serious interviews twice. 821 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 1: But I also judge Penis competitions. I will like simulate 822 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 1: a blowjob with one of their whack packers. They call 823 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,520 Speaker 1: me up sometimes and they're like, can you just do 824 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,240 Speaker 1: this voiceover where you're like giving fillatio to Mark the Bagger, 825 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 1: And I'm like, sure, you know I'm doing I'm doing 826 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,040 Speaker 1: Conan's podcast in a second. 827 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,240 Speaker 2: But let me just step off into. 828 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: This alley and be like, oh, Mark, like I will 829 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: give them anything, Like I'm a whore for Howard Stern, 830 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: much like I was a write a sippy and I 831 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,080 Speaker 1: would do anything. 832 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,719 Speaker 2: So that was really nice too. That's nice. I don't 833 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,440 Speaker 2: read any comments, so that's nice to hear that they 834 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 2: were saying that. 835 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, And then on Kimmel, I really like that you 836 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,880 Speaker 3: got to say the artificial intelligence joke, yeah, which we 837 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 3: cut mirror seconds set before you went out there. Yes, 838 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,799 Speaker 3: it was like that was the last one out, and. 839 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: Our decision to cut that was that Tom Brady wasn't 840 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 1: being set up as like an idiot, you know, like 841 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: we weren't proving that thesis like a lot of these jokes, 842 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,480 Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of people who don't get it, 843 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 1: and I've worked with some like you know, writers who 844 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,279 Speaker 1: are just not who just write amazing jokes, but they 845 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 1: don't understand the structure of a set. Will be like, 846 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 1: well this is the best joke, and I go, well, 847 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,200 Speaker 1: that is the best joke, but you don't understand. We 848 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 1: haven't set up that he is dumb. And so it 849 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,279 Speaker 1: isn't the best joke. We need in order for a 850 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: joke about his you know, him being like AI, but 851 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: without the intelligence for that to work, we need to 852 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,759 Speaker 1: give some kind of and I know you think that 853 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: they that you don't need that, but it would work 854 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: so much better if you just lay the foundation. There's 855 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 1: there is an art to it, like of setting the 856 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,239 Speaker 1: stage subconsciously so people are ready for that joke to 857 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,400 Speaker 1: hit in a different way. And you can't just like 858 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,840 Speaker 1: shoot just because a joke is just great, Nikki, just 859 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,760 Speaker 1: do a joke about like I think some people proatroth 860 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 1: set where they're just like, let me just stack the 861 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,880 Speaker 1: best jokes. Just grab all the best jokes and just 862 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 1: stack them. That does not work. That will not even 863 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: if you have jokes that are all better than mine. 864 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,120 Speaker 1: Let's say all of my jokes are nines, and you 865 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,759 Speaker 1: get a bunch of tens in there, and you just 866 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,400 Speaker 1: stack them on top of each other and buy each individually. 867 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,120 Speaker 1: They are better than each other than all of my jokes, 868 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,880 Speaker 1: literally better. Anyone would rate them better. It will not 869 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,960 Speaker 1: be a better set than one that I've used with 870 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,080 Speaker 1: less good jokes that I have structured in order for 871 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,880 Speaker 1: those jokes to actually sing as it will never be 872 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,560 Speaker 1: as good. It's a and you wouldn't you wouldn't think 873 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,640 Speaker 1: that way, And I didn't think that way. If you 874 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,959 Speaker 1: look back earlier Rose sets of mine, there was the 875 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,360 Speaker 1: glimmer of me trying to pull a narrative into it 876 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,839 Speaker 1: and find a perspective. But I was more a back 877 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: stacking jokes earlier on. And now it's like, what do 878 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,399 Speaker 1: I want to say? How do I actually feel about 879 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,920 Speaker 1: this person? How do I get the audience to understand 880 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,839 Speaker 1: how I feel about this person? Okay, yeah, I want 881 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 1: to say that Tom was on my fantasy team and 882 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,359 Speaker 1: I my clip has CT now and that I would 883 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: shoot my boyfriend in the fucking face to you know, 884 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,399 Speaker 1: have him. I need to set up though, that he's 885 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: so hot that it's not a doesn't make sense. How 886 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,560 Speaker 1: do we communicate that, Well, there's not really a joke 887 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 1: to do that. Why don't you just say he's hot? 888 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,239 Speaker 1: Why don't you just literally have a real moment of 889 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 1: you're so hot. I shouldn't even be talking to you 890 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,880 Speaker 1: like that really will convey that. It doesn't take a 891 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,880 Speaker 1: lot of time. It's okay that it's not a punchline 892 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,480 Speaker 1: that will set the stage for all this. 893 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,880 Speaker 2: Boom boom boom boom boom. 894 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: Without that, it's out of the fucking blue that you 895 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,840 Speaker 1: want to fuck him. And yes, it's still funny, but 896 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't have precedent like you need it needs for play, 897 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,560 Speaker 1: and I think people don't understand that sometimes for play 898 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,840 Speaker 1: for a joke is is it's subconscious stuff Like I 899 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 1: talked about it before with the seat to E joke, 900 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,920 Speaker 1: Like subconsciously you lay a foundation and then you build 901 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,080 Speaker 1: upon that, and that's why stuff can be so much 902 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,839 Speaker 1: funnier than you would think it ever would be. 903 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,879 Speaker 2: There is an art to it, and I. 904 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,320 Speaker 1: Just I just know, though I don't know if I'm 905 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,239 Speaker 1: so sorry if I'm repeating myself on this. I know 906 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,640 Speaker 1: that I am because I've done so many different podcasts 907 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 1: and you guys know that I love you the most, 908 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 1: But that I was thinking about, how you know, did 909 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 1: I talk about that it took a month of it 910 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,360 Speaker 1: took two weeks of extreme hard foot laser focus work 911 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,680 Speaker 1: to perfect this, and then let's add on a month 912 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,439 Speaker 1: before that of. 913 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 3: Still just collect for that month of yeah, yeah. 914 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,880 Speaker 2: But that's how long it took to get six minutes. 915 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,240 Speaker 1: Right, So if I want to do an hour special 916 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,320 Speaker 1: that has this much precision, I have to work ten. 917 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,200 Speaker 2: That's time six times ten. I have to work ten. 918 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: I have to work probably a year and a month, 919 00:39:59,160 --> 00:39:59,960 Speaker 1: thirteen months. 920 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would add just because. 921 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,480 Speaker 1: A year and a half of like every chunk being that, 922 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,560 Speaker 1: And it's I don't know if I'd have that in 923 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,880 Speaker 1: me because I am so tired at the end of this, 924 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,799 Speaker 1: like it really is. It's you can't compare the six 925 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:21,160 Speaker 1: minute set to a special like because it's just it 926 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,120 Speaker 1: would almost be I'm going to attempt it at some 927 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,680 Speaker 1: point to do a special that is that tight. But 928 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 1: also it's not the nature of a special special. It 929 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,680 Speaker 1: is more conversation. It has more ebbs and flows. There's 930 00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: more time for it to breathe that you're telling a 931 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 1: you're weaving. 932 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 2: A narrative that is like longer. But I've been perfecting 933 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 2: this style. 934 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,920 Speaker 1: I realized from the get go, Like I my first 935 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,120 Speaker 1: Tonight show out of the gate was like, I've always 936 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,000 Speaker 1: been good at late night sets. I've always been good 937 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,000 Speaker 1: at putting together tiny tight sets, always been good at 938 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 1: doing panel and panels a little differently. Panel is when 939 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,920 Speaker 1: you sit on a couch on a talk show like 940 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,280 Speaker 1: with Jimmy Kimmel, Like I had so many jokes prepared, 941 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,160 Speaker 1: but then the conversation can steer away. It's not like 942 00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,919 Speaker 1: I have control over I'm going to do this joke, 943 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 1: and then this joke and this show, this conversation goes 944 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,600 Speaker 1: different places. So you know, obviously I was spial spiling 945 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,680 Speaker 1: out last night, being like, oh my god, I didn't 946 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,400 Speaker 1: do this or this. I had so many plans, Like 947 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,840 Speaker 1: I printed up a bunch of jokes that were written 948 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,520 Speaker 1: about me that I paid people to write for me, 949 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,040 Speaker 1: because I thought it'd be funny to go like, okay, 950 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,560 Speaker 1: you know, I went hard on Tom and everyone. But 951 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,080 Speaker 1: it didn't really. I didn't get the brunt of many jokes. 952 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 1: So actually, why don't we take a break right now, 953 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,080 Speaker 1: and then when we come back, I'll read to you, Brian, 954 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,839 Speaker 1: some of the jokes that were written about me, and 955 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 1: we'll talk about how they make me feel inside. 956 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,799 Speaker 2: Oh, it looks like I just got asked to do 957 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,400 Speaker 2: a some panel. 958 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,920 Speaker 1: I just said that I was good at panel, and 959 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,960 Speaker 1: another panel opportunity came up. I don't want to say 960 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,239 Speaker 1: who it is, but it's on the East coast and 961 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 1: that'll be very fun. 962 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 2: Okay, so these are some of the jokes that can 963 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,120 Speaker 2: Oh you got it? 964 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. 965 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,920 Speaker 1: I wrote to the head writer, Mike Gibbons Yester I 966 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,279 Speaker 1: was doing Kimmel and I was like, oh, that's a 967 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,400 Speaker 1: funny ideas. Just instead of reading roast jokes that I 968 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,120 Speaker 1: didn't do, I'll read jokes that weren't that weren't done 969 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,919 Speaker 1: about me. And I kind of regret asking for them 970 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: because it was just so it was a little some 971 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,799 Speaker 1: of them hurt my feelings and I really am not 972 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,880 Speaker 1: gonna read the ones that are really really mean because 973 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't even want people to think these things about me, 974 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,799 Speaker 1: because some of them were like, oh I see in 975 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:23,960 Speaker 1: my this in myself. Uh okay, so this is this 976 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 1: is like jokes that Kevin Hart could have done. Hey, Nikki, 977 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mess with you, girl, because you've worked 978 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,399 Speaker 1: hard and you deserve to be here. Plus how many 979 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,640 Speaker 1: she's a beaky blonde who wrote a parade of dicks 980 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: to get to the middle jokes? 981 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,080 Speaker 2: Are there? 982 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,919 Speaker 1: I like, beaky blonde? That would have been fun for 983 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,920 Speaker 1: whoever wrote that. Shout out to the Writer's Roast Writer's 984 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Speaker 1: Room there were so many great comics on it. I 985 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: can't even begin to list you all. Benji Aflalo, Nicole Buchannan, 986 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,479 Speaker 1: Ben Hoffman Sorry he had used to have a showing 987 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,040 Speaker 1: conge Central. 988 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,000 Speaker 2: He's so funny, Mike. 989 00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:03,239 Speaker 1: Lawrence, Kevin sheeney mm hmm, Sarah Tiana, and there's so 990 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: many more. 991 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,719 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm forgetting all of you. I really apologize. 992 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,000 Speaker 1: If you hear this and you're like, why didn't she 993 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,920 Speaker 1: say me, I'm fucking sorry. 994 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,799 Speaker 3: And these are the writers for the roast. So they 995 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 3: were riding this stuff for all the football players. They 996 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,920 Speaker 3: were making sure for the. 997 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,960 Speaker 1: For the comedians as well, Like they they gave me up. 998 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: They were definitely handing me jokes. When I would ask 999 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,320 Speaker 1: for him, I'd be like, oh, I need let's let's 1000 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,359 Speaker 1: look at this angle. And then they would send a 1001 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,120 Speaker 1: sheet of stuff, so they were yes. So every roast 1002 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,759 Speaker 1: hires a team of writers for the show. So they're 1003 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,279 Speaker 1: writing Kevin's, they're writing everyone's stuff. So if you go, 1004 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 1: you can literally show up empty handed and they will 1005 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,520 Speaker 1: have great jokes for you. But you know that's not 1006 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 1: how the comedians approach it. The comedians all also write 1007 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: their own jokes and have their own kind of groups 1008 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,760 Speaker 1: of people if you're doing it right. In my opinion, 1009 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,680 Speaker 1: Kevin is still sore from riding Nikki here tonight. That's 1010 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 1: like me looking like a horse. Okay, Nikki, I'm not 1011 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,200 Speaker 1: saying you look like a horse, but clearly you are broken. 1012 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,719 Speaker 2: I like that because you break in horses. I didn't. 1013 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,080 Speaker 1: I kind of didn't get them for a second. Nicki 1014 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,520 Speaker 1: is Jewish, that's just the joke. 1015 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:06,759 Speaker 3: Now. 1016 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,360 Speaker 1: They did think I was Jewish, though, which is always 1017 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,480 Speaker 1: a compliment. I'm not, though, Nicki's Jewish, which means Palestinians 1018 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 1: can hate her as much as Hollywood does. I couldn't 1019 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 1: decide whether Hollywood likes me, and everyone's mad about it 1020 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,000 Speaker 1: because Tony Hinchcliff had a joke where like shoving Nicky, 1021 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,360 Speaker 1: yeah they're Nikki is Hollywood shoving Nikki down our throats 1022 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: like she does her hand after every meal, And. 1023 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,640 Speaker 3: So I couldn't. 1024 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,440 Speaker 1: I was flattered by that. I was like, oh, Tony 1025 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,880 Speaker 1: thinks that, Like I'm in a lot of stuff. 1026 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 3: That's not. One of my My favorite Tony Hinchcliff joke, 1027 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 3: which there were many, was Jeff Ross is such a 1028 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,719 Speaker 3: big jew that he watches football just for the coin toss. 1029 00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,359 Speaker 2: Incredible. 1030 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,360 Speaker 3: I love that one. 1031 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,200 Speaker 2: Incredible. 1032 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:54,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he had so many great ones. Ye well, 1033 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,480 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of one on my wait, what 1034 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,560 Speaker 1: is what was one of he said that I fucking 1035 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,479 Speaker 1: loved so much. 1036 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,759 Speaker 2: I don't have it listed here, but some more were. 1037 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,000 Speaker 1: NICKI think you were taking time off making the breisas 1038 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 1: at Starbucks. Miserable to be here tonight? You know a 1039 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 1: Karen joke? 1040 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take it, sure, guilty. And I actually am 1041 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,719 Speaker 3: very nice of an enigma here in these days, because 1042 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,920 Speaker 3: you know, back when you were in your twenties or whatever, 1043 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,600 Speaker 3: whenever you did your first roast, it was like easy 1044 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,200 Speaker 3: to say slut or whatever, and now you're you're like 1045 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,399 Speaker 3: a little bit more nebulous than that. Like it's kind 1046 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,520 Speaker 3: of like a lot of the stuff that was said 1047 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,880 Speaker 3: was not correct, and the stuff that wasn't correct that 1048 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,239 Speaker 3: doesn't ring true doesn't get as big of a laugh. 1049 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,040 Speaker 3: And so it's like, what do you make fun of, Nicky? 1050 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,920 Speaker 2: For you look like Brittany mahome wrecker? 1051 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:51,160 Speaker 1: I thought maybe Brittany Homely would be better. Showtime is 1052 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,160 Speaker 1: paying Nikki to do a special on HBO. 1053 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:57,960 Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. 1054 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,160 Speaker 1: As a true beat to Taylor Swift. Here is a 1055 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,200 Speaker 1: blonde to take attention away from football. 1056 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,319 Speaker 2: That's good. 1057 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,440 Speaker 1: I really liked that one ever Ever, being compared to 1058 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,839 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, I'll take it. Nobody could have sex as 1059 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,879 Speaker 1: much as Nicky claims, especially not with her. 1060 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,319 Speaker 2: Oh man, that makes me sad. 1061 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,520 Speaker 1: NICKI looks like a trophy wife in the xfl Uh huh, 1062 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,359 Speaker 1: let's see, NICKI looks like Nicole Brown sim Simpson. Thank 1063 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,759 Speaker 1: you very much with an unlimited Sephora budget. Okay, I 1064 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,359 Speaker 1: think that means like I'm not as pretty as her, 1065 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,040 Speaker 1: so I've stepped it up with makeup, which I'll listen. 1066 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:38,400 Speaker 2: I agree with you. Sam j and Nicki Glazer are here. 1067 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,600 Speaker 1: It's so nice to see two totally different eating disorders 1068 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,120 Speaker 1: come together. 1069 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,360 Speaker 2: I like that I got a lot of eating. 1070 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,200 Speaker 1: Disorder jokes, which was really I was flattered by, Thank 1071 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,439 Speaker 1: you so much. But then I did I talk about 1072 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,879 Speaker 1: how I questioned whether or not it was like, does 1073 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,080 Speaker 1: it mean that I fluctuate too much? And people have 1074 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,000 Speaker 1: noticed like I go up and down? So I even 1075 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,759 Speaker 1: took it as a fat joke, even though I think 1076 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,600 Speaker 1: it was because they were saying I was so skinny. 1077 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,959 Speaker 1: I was like, maybe it's a fat joke of saying 1078 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,600 Speaker 1: I'm too fat. 1079 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,799 Speaker 3: Sometimes, what you've talked about having an eating disorder, you know. 1080 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,520 Speaker 2: All the time everywhere. 1081 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:08,960 Speaker 3: Yeh. 1082 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,880 Speaker 1: The problem is is like I know that I'm going 1083 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,640 Speaker 1: to people are gonna start making fun of me for like, 1084 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,080 Speaker 1: we get it, you had an eating disorder. 1085 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,720 Speaker 2: But when people ask me how I got. 1086 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,839 Speaker 1: Into stand up, I can't not It's like it would 1087 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,600 Speaker 1: be like saying, it's just part of the story. It's 1088 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,319 Speaker 1: it's I don't even want to talk about it, but 1089 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,239 Speaker 1: it is the only reason I did stand up. It 1090 00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,160 Speaker 1: is part of my origin story. So I just I 1091 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,000 Speaker 1: don't know how to stop. I'm just trying to say 1092 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,319 Speaker 1: more flippantly, like, oh, I was dying of anorexia, so 1093 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,520 Speaker 1: I did. Like I'm not trying to be like, this 1094 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,160 Speaker 1: is my story. I think I'm so cool because I 1095 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 1: have this tragic story. It just is the story. So 1096 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,400 Speaker 1: it's it's I know that I'm going to get roasted 1097 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,080 Speaker 1: for uh in certain circles for like we get it, Nikki. 1098 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,880 Speaker 3: Marvel Superhero, You're right, syphilis and there, Nikki. 1099 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,399 Speaker 1: I didn't like all those jokes about you being a slut. 1100 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: I heard enough of them in your first four specials. 1101 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 3: That is so good. 1102 00:47:59,120 --> 00:47:59,880 Speaker 2: Don't get excited. 1103 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,719 Speaker 1: I didn't actually watch your specials, but I got the 1104 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,000 Speaker 1: gist from the comments section. That one hurt because I 1105 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,400 Speaker 1: know what the comment section is on it. Literally until 1106 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,399 Speaker 1: this roast, I have any any clip with my face 1107 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,520 Speaker 1: in it is going to have the meanest comments and 1108 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,359 Speaker 1: you will see how people feel about me. Please never 1109 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,000 Speaker 1: read it, busties, if you like me, I doubt Nicky 1110 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,200 Speaker 1: would have lasted long with me as her coach. 1111 00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,239 Speaker 2: Oh this is for Belichick. 1112 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,439 Speaker 1: She'd be smiling on the outside, but just like every 1113 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,720 Speaker 1: time a man doesn't like her, she would cut herself. Wow, 1114 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,120 Speaker 1: I'm glad he didn't do that. I don't think that 1115 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 1: would have gone well. But it's not wrong. And whoever 1116 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,520 Speaker 1: wrote that joke definitely like did their research on me, 1117 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,880 Speaker 1: because definitely feel that way when boys don't like me. 1118 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,640 Speaker 3: It was a good thing because Bill Bill Belichick shouldn't 1119 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,120 Speaker 3: have said a joke about really any comedian. He should 1120 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,480 Speaker 3: have just focused on the football players. That's why he 1121 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:45,839 Speaker 3: was there. 1122 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,320 Speaker 1: Final thought, Bill Belichick. The joke was made by Gronk 1123 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,680 Speaker 1: that Bill belit should be dating someone his age, Picky Glazer, 1124 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,279 Speaker 1: that's pretty good. 1125 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,960 Speaker 2: It's so fucked up, man, it was. 1126 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Speaker 1: It's like that really got me because first of all, 1127 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm forty Bill Belichick. 1128 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,920 Speaker 2: Is how old is he? 1129 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,960 Speaker 3: Like seventy nine or something? 1130 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, And but the truth is like that is probably 1131 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,000 Speaker 1: the age rage. Like if he was dating me, people 1132 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,560 Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. I think the girl that he was hooking 1133 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,839 Speaker 1: up with was much younger than me. Yeah, and so 1134 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,880 Speaker 1: I am age appropriate for him. Yeah, seventy two and 1135 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,319 Speaker 1: nearly forty three weeks away from being forty is a 1136 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,840 Speaker 1: normal age gap in Hollywood for a man to woman. 1137 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,440 Speaker 2: It is fucking insane. 1138 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:31,960 Speaker 3: YEA. 1139 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: I really remember turning thirty five. I wanted to work 1140 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,960 Speaker 1: on a bit about it turning thirty five, and suddenly 1141 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,719 Speaker 1: I went to go see a matchmaker that like had 1142 00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,120 Speaker 1: written to me. This was when I was living in 1143 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,600 Speaker 1: New York. It was twenty eighteen nineteen. A matchmaker wrote 1144 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,320 Speaker 1: to me and said that we have like a celebrity client, 1145 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,120 Speaker 1: or like not a celebrity client, like one of our 1146 00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,960 Speaker 1: millionaire billionaire clients that like wants to meet you. And 1147 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,560 Speaker 1: I was like, this would be good as story for 1148 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,239 Speaker 1: the radio. I was doing the radio show every day, 1149 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,120 Speaker 1: and I'm not like opposed to a matchmaker situation. Okay, 1150 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,479 Speaker 1: let's go, So we go. I just talked to the girl. 1151 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,960 Speaker 1: He's not there. She's just like telling me about him, 1152 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,400 Speaker 1: won't show me a picture. And I'm like, Okay, this 1153 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,759 Speaker 1: guy seems nice enough, probably not gonna be anything, but 1154 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,200 Speaker 1: I'll go on the date. And at the very end, 1155 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,719 Speaker 1: I was like, how old is he? And she was 1156 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,319 Speaker 1: like fifty seven and I was thirty four at the time, 1157 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,400 Speaker 1: and I go no, yeah, and she goes what and 1158 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:22,280 Speaker 1: I go no, like that's too old, and she was shocked, 1159 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,280 Speaker 1: like it was as if I was saying thirty six 1160 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,160 Speaker 1: was too old, Like that's how she was reacting. 1161 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,799 Speaker 2: I'm like what and I go. 1162 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,440 Speaker 1: I'm thirty four, maybe thirty five. And she goes, well, 1163 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,680 Speaker 1: how old was your ex boyfriend? And I go, I 1164 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,280 Speaker 1: think he's thirty nine and she goes, m young, and I'm. 1165 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,000 Speaker 2: Like, he's still older than me, bitch, And you're acting 1166 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,920 Speaker 2: like I'm grobbing the cradle. Ye. 1167 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,120 Speaker 1: But it's like when you reach a certain age as 1168 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,880 Speaker 1: a woman, as a there are people. My joke was 1169 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,400 Speaker 1: that people when you're thirty four, people are like, you 1170 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,719 Speaker 1: should meet my brother's roommate. He's great, and you go, okay, great, 1171 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,080 Speaker 1: and he's like of your age. And then you turn 1172 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 1: thirty five and people are like, I have someone for you, 1173 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,960 Speaker 1: and you go awesome, and they're like, it's my great 1174 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,360 Speaker 1: uncle Lucas. And you're like, why is this And they're like, 1175 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,440 Speaker 1: but you're thirty five, so you should lower your standards. 1176 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,200 Speaker 1: And suddenly this is okay for you to date very 1177 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,960 Speaker 1: old men. And I will say that I would be 1178 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,480 Speaker 1: open to it if I was a single girl, like 1179 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,920 Speaker 1: I don't really care about an age gap, because but 1180 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 1: I was. Even we were making a joke about how 1181 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 1: Bill Belichick isn't old enough for me, because if I'm 1182 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,480 Speaker 1: gonna go old, I want them closer to death so 1183 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,480 Speaker 1: I can have like a second life after. 1184 00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,560 Speaker 2: Them with all of their money I wanted. 1185 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,120 Speaker 1: I want it to be like I want to be 1186 00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,320 Speaker 1: hospice side at our wedd Like I want our wedding 1187 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,799 Speaker 1: to happen in a hospital room. I want when they 1188 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,719 Speaker 1: say to you, you can now kiss the bride, I 1189 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,799 Speaker 1: want them to have to take out his ventilator, like 1190 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,960 Speaker 1: that's how old I want him to be if I 1191 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,360 Speaker 1: really go go old. 1192 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,239 Speaker 3: If you go that old, though, then you're gonna have 1193 00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,319 Speaker 3: to deal with his original children, who are going to 1194 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,960 Speaker 3: contest your claim. 1195 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,279 Speaker 1: I don't need his money. I really would not be 1196 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,759 Speaker 1: in it for the money. I would be in it for, 1197 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,279 Speaker 1: like just see what would I be in it for, 1198 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,359 Speaker 1: Like just to say I had married this really old guy, 1199 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,160 Speaker 1: just be funny. 1200 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,360 Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know. I think I would do things 1201 00:51:59,360 --> 00:51:59,879 Speaker 2: for the joke. 1202 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:06,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see a couple more jokes. The most impressive 1203 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,200 Speaker 1: stat here tonight is Nicki's monastat. It's working very hard. 1204 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,560 Speaker 2: Let's see. Uh. 1205 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,840 Speaker 1: People call Niki ugly, but she Oh, this fucking hurt. 1206 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,840 Speaker 2: Dude, are you ready for this one? This hurt? 1207 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:23,279 Speaker 3: Oh? 1208 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,800 Speaker 2: And this is such a good joke. 1209 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,160 Speaker 1: Thank you so much to the writers who gave me 1210 00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,200 Speaker 1: these jokes or like to read these jokes about myself 1211 00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,600 Speaker 1: that make me want to cut myself, even though that 1212 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,160 Speaker 1: was part of the joke. But this joke fucking hurt 1213 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,520 Speaker 1: and is so funny. But wouldn't work, And we'll talk 1214 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,160 Speaker 1: about why it wouldn't work on a dais. People called 1215 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,279 Speaker 1: Nikki ugly, but she has some really great features. Unfortunately 1216 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:49,400 Speaker 1: she can't follow them on stage. So features meaning my 1217 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,360 Speaker 1: feature act, which is the middle act, which is the 1218 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,359 Speaker 1: person I bring on the before me. So that joke 1219 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,359 Speaker 1: wouldn't work on this kind of platform. It would work 1220 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400 Speaker 1: in like a roast battle at a comedy club, because 1221 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: everyone talks in that language, but no one knows what 1222 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,320 Speaker 1: like outside of the comedy world. If you know what 1223 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,520 Speaker 1: a feature act is, you are a savvy person. If 1224 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,880 Speaker 1: you're not a comedian, you're very comedy savvy. And it 1225 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,240 Speaker 1: was also follow her like people don't know that either. 1226 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,480 Speaker 3: Really right, There was another great joke we had with 1227 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,680 Speaker 3: a similar reasoning why we cut it even though it 1228 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,560 Speaker 3: felt so great. 1229 00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,239 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, it was Bert and Tom the only 1230 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,120 Speaker 1: comedy duo without a straight man. 1231 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, great joke, but. 1232 00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,520 Speaker 2: It was it was in my act. 1233 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,400 Speaker 1: It was in the like ready to send in the 1234 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,480 Speaker 1: script because it was a last minute edition. I forget 1235 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,800 Speaker 1: who wrote it someone. I think it was Douglas Fager, 1236 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,240 Speaker 1: I think wrote it. I'm sorry if I got maybe 1237 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:48,000 Speaker 1: Nathan Orton, but the last minute line, and I was like, 1238 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,120 Speaker 1: that's perfect because we were looking for just something that 1239 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,840 Speaker 1: brought Tom in a little bit, addressed them both. I 1240 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,960 Speaker 1: ended up going with like Burt and Tom. You know, 1241 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,080 Speaker 1: you guys are presenting together later like two peas in 1242 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,759 Speaker 1: each other's mouth. But I did think thet one was 1243 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,080 Speaker 1: a better joke, but couldn't be used because my makeup 1244 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,600 Speaker 1: artist right before I'm like with my laptop in hand 1245 00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,480 Speaker 1: backstage at the Kia Forum, and I said to my 1246 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,040 Speaker 1: makeup artist, I go, do you know that there's a 1247 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 1: thing called a straight man in a comedy duo? And 1248 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,120 Speaker 1: she goes, no, I'm sorry, I don't know that. And 1249 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,600 Speaker 1: I go, well, then it's like you're a person that 1250 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,000 Speaker 1: I want to appeal to. That is like you're not dumb. 1251 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,239 Speaker 1: I know you're paying attention. If you don't know that, 1252 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,759 Speaker 1: it's it's not looking good for other people. And she goes, 1253 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,600 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I don't know what. I go, don't 1254 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,520 Speaker 1: be sorry. That's not like I'm not like, how do 1255 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,279 Speaker 1: you not know that? It's like that was just me 1256 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,120 Speaker 1: testing how many people kind of know that idea? And 1257 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,919 Speaker 1: I think most people that listen to this podcast would 1258 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,000 Speaker 1: probably know that thing. But if you don't know it, 1259 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,399 Speaker 1: you're the reason I didn't tell it, and you need 1260 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,200 Speaker 1: to fucking do your research. Okay, Like there's a straight man, 1261 00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,040 Speaker 1: and then there is a what's the other person? And 1262 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,200 Speaker 1: I'm kidding when I say crazy person, there's not a 1263 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,600 Speaker 1: name for it, like the straight. 1264 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:52,600 Speaker 3: Man, though, well, no, crazy, it really is. 1265 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,560 Speaker 2: It's crazy. 1266 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, at least an improv and sketch it is. 1267 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,440 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I didn't know that. Okay, So there's a 1268 00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,840 Speaker 1: crazy person, there's a straight person. But the straight person 1269 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,280 Speaker 1: is always the one that's confused by the crazy person, 1270 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,960 Speaker 1: you know, like who's on first? That classic bit, like 1271 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,120 Speaker 1: the guy that's saying, well, who's on first, and the 1272 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,040 Speaker 1: other person's. 1273 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,120 Speaker 2: Like, no, who I'm saying who is on first? 1274 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,279 Speaker 1: That's that sounds really it might be a scrazy person, 1275 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,080 Speaker 1: but that's a straight man. 1276 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,440 Speaker 3: You know what's a straight man because the last thing 1277 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,200 Speaker 3: they always say is something in the realm of I 1278 00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:21,479 Speaker 3: can't believe this guy. 1279 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld. 1280 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:27,360 Speaker 1: Seinfeld is the straight man for most of the Sometimes 1281 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,640 Speaker 1: he is the crazy person when he's when there's a 1282 00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,359 Speaker 1: straighter man than he is, But he's mostly the straight 1283 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,480 Speaker 1: person that's like observing the chaos around him. 1284 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,560 Speaker 3: That's his whole stand up personas to be the straight 1285 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,200 Speaker 3: man in life and observed, Yeah things. 1286 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,120 Speaker 2: Is Larry David the straight man on. 1287 00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,920 Speaker 3: Curb No No, no No. 1288 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,920 Speaker 2: I think sometimes he is when he's dealing with Lea Himes, 1289 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,160 Speaker 2: but he's or Susie. 1290 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,160 Speaker 3: He is a crazy person. It's like that's a show. 1291 00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,799 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, there are all the straight people. 1292 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,600 Speaker 3: You're right, there's so many crazy people on that show 1293 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,840 Speaker 3: at times, but Larry David is almost always the crazy person. 1294 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,839 Speaker 2: And Tom and Bert, Tom is the straight man. 1295 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,560 Speaker 3: Tom seems like, yeah, taking off his shirt. Yeah. 1296 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:07,120 Speaker 1: Liked. 1297 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,040 Speaker 3: Occasionally Larry David interacts with someone who's so brutally mean 1298 00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,319 Speaker 3: for no reason that Larry becomes the straight man, but 1299 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,279 Speaker 3: that happens only every once in a while, and the 1300 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,640 Speaker 3: joke there is almost like, can you believe someone's acting 1301 00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,120 Speaker 3: even crazier Larry. 1302 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,280 Speaker 2: David and I wouldn't. 1303 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,120 Speaker 1: Just the joke I really liked about Tom and Bert 1304 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,200 Speaker 1: is that if you know Tom and Burt, which it 1305 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,840 Speaker 1: was like, you have to really explain their dynamic for 1306 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,400 Speaker 1: this to work. But I felt like, I feel like 1307 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,600 Speaker 1: when I watched Tom and Bert, sometimes Tom seems so 1308 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,520 Speaker 1: exhausted by Bert and almost like, what's he pulling me into? 1309 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,880 Speaker 1: Because that's there, that's their dynamic he's the straight man 1310 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,920 Speaker 1: and Bert's the crazy one, and he's like Bert, what 1311 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,439 Speaker 1: are you doing? 1312 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,000 Speaker 2: What are you saying? 1313 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,359 Speaker 1: Where are we going? Like why is Bert taking off 1314 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,880 Speaker 1: a shirt and running up on stage? I guess I 1315 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,280 Speaker 1: have to go. And I said that sometimes Tom looks 1316 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,520 Speaker 1: like like the conjoined twins that just got married, the 1317 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,880 Speaker 1: one that didn't get married, who's just hanging off and 1318 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,840 Speaker 1: as they're like slow dancing, and it's like Tom in 1319 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,000 Speaker 1: most of their scenarios of like why am I. 1320 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,879 Speaker 2: Here right now? This is not this is so uncomfortable. 1321 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,880 Speaker 2: And I thought that was like a funny visual. 1322 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,759 Speaker 1: But again, like there's so many factors you have to 1323 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,720 Speaker 1: like consider when writing these things that like should we 1324 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,960 Speaker 1: even address Burton and Burt and Tom? 1325 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:20,880 Speaker 2: They haven't been up yet. 1326 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,040 Speaker 1: Like if you noticed the first joke about Sam Jay 1327 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,640 Speaker 1: did not work because she had not been introduced. Yep, 1328 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 1: you forget what the first line someone said about her. 1329 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,240 Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about her. 1330 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,840 Speaker 1: I had jokes about her, but I decided to cut 1331 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,640 Speaker 1: them because I knew that I would have to set 1332 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,360 Speaker 1: up who she was so much at that point that 1333 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,960 Speaker 1: the first time someone referenced her, no one really understood it. 1334 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,880 Speaker 1: Even for me, Like before I got brought to stage 1335 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,240 Speaker 1: and had my moment, the jokes about me were not 1336 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,320 Speaker 1: doing well because people are like, who is that? Like 1337 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,960 Speaker 1: we don't know what to feel about. 1338 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:53,120 Speaker 3: Her, and you were still on twenty sixteen Comedy Central. 1339 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,840 Speaker 3: That's the token whore, you know, Yes, and that's not 1340 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:57,720 Speaker 3: the case anymore. 1341 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,440 Speaker 2: But it was. 1342 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,960 Speaker 1: Funny that I got up there and I said, I'd 1343 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,680 Speaker 1: shoot my boyfriend in the fucking face, have a lottery 1344 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,640 Speaker 1: ticket to suck Tom Brady's dick. So I kind of 1345 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,840 Speaker 1: was the tokenhore. I mean, I don't mind that, but 1346 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:07,280 Speaker 1: I do. 1347 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,720 Speaker 3: You want to talk about like nitpicking your set? You 1348 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,400 Speaker 3: know how after your set you watched it and you're like, 1349 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,720 Speaker 3: that's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That 1350 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,720 Speaker 3: was the one moment where I felt like this little 1351 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,240 Speaker 3: tiny change would have made it five percent funnier. 1352 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:25,960 Speaker 2: No, don't do this, what are you doing? It was great, 1353 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,880 Speaker 2: I do What could I have done? 1354 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,440 Speaker 3: It's just so small that it probably would, but it's 1355 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 3: just like this, you can't help. But it was I 1356 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,440 Speaker 3: would whatever, I would pay this amount of money to 1357 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,400 Speaker 3: suck this guy's dick. I think it would have been 1358 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,360 Speaker 3: slightly funnier to say this man's dick. 1359 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,560 Speaker 1: I'm so glad I disagree with you, because that would 1360 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,960 Speaker 1: be devastating if I agreed with you, Like I couldn't 1361 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,640 Speaker 1: handle the regret this guy I think calling him a 1362 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,320 Speaker 1: guy is. 1363 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,120 Speaker 3: So we might have actually discussed that anyway. 1364 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,360 Speaker 1: No, I don't think we did, but I don't think 1365 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,360 Speaker 1: you're wrong, and that is truly like, and you don't 1366 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,920 Speaker 1: even listeners might go like, who cares about that? It's like, 1367 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,680 Speaker 1: what's the difference between those A five percent on that joke? 1368 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,400 Speaker 1: Would have like I would have done anything to get 1369 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,080 Speaker 1: five percent harder on that joke, you know, like I 1370 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,320 Speaker 1: would have literally done anything I could to get even 1371 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,680 Speaker 1: to like I would have well, you know what I 1372 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,280 Speaker 1: was the next day when I was freaking out about 1373 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,080 Speaker 1: my makeup, Chris was like, would you have done like 1374 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,440 Speaker 1: would you have sacrificed your beauty that night to make 1375 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,040 Speaker 1: your set funnier? And I was like one hundred percent. 1376 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,280 Speaker 1: He was like, then that's what happened here, okay. So 1377 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,520 Speaker 1: like if you would have been focused on having your 1378 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,960 Speaker 1: eye look as perfect as you wanted it to your 1379 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,440 Speaker 1: eye makeup, your jokes would have suffered to just consider that, 1380 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,880 Speaker 1: like you, they didn't look as good because they was 1381 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,919 Speaker 1: going into the comedy and like it was no other 1382 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,960 Speaker 1: way it could be. Yeah, so that is, but that's 1383 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,480 Speaker 1: I'm so glad I disagree with you. And don't you 1384 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,920 Speaker 1: ever do that to me again? Did you ever say that? 1385 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,560 Speaker 3: Can I just say though, that that joke particularly high 1386 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,240 Speaker 3: bar for delivery. The delivery on that joke was perfect. 1387 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,760 Speaker 1: I practiced it so much and we only wrote that 1388 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:03,160 Speaker 1: jo the day before, right, like Jimmy Carr was the 1389 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,840 Speaker 1: one that wrote that joke and convinced me that I 1390 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,880 Speaker 1: should say it. He said it at the Netflix brunch 1391 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,240 Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not gonna say. 1392 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,120 Speaker 2: I can't say that. 1393 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,800 Speaker 1: I just was laughing at it, as like that would 1394 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,680 Speaker 1: be the funniest thing to say, but like it's horrifying. 1395 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,760 Speaker 1: First of all, it's throwing Chris under the bus in 1396 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,640 Speaker 1: a way that I'm just not comfortable with, even though 1397 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:19,600 Speaker 1: it's totally a joke. 1398 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,520 Speaker 2: But Chris was just like do it, and. 1399 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,800 Speaker 1: I was like really, And then it was like starting 1400 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,000 Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, if I did do it, what 1401 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,680 Speaker 1: would it look like? And I wrote you I was like, 1402 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,240 Speaker 1: I think we have a new closer, So it didn't 1403 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,960 Speaker 1: quite be the It didn't end up being the closer, 1404 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,040 Speaker 1: but I was. I saw Jimmy Carr last night and 1405 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,640 Speaker 1: gave him like the deepest hug of my life because 1406 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,240 Speaker 1: of that lot, Like, there were so many people that 1407 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:41,800 Speaker 1: just like came in last minute with amazing ideas, and it. 1408 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,720 Speaker 2: Just I loved. 1409 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,560 Speaker 1: I loved the collab of it, Like I really want 1410 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,520 Speaker 1: to do something that I can just hire all of 1411 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,480 Speaker 1: my friends and we just work on something, and then 1412 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,200 Speaker 1: I go out and I do my little routine and 1413 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,200 Speaker 1: everyone feels like they they were a part of it. 1414 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,880 Speaker 1: Like it feels really good to perform and have everyone 1415 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,440 Speaker 1: feel like, oh, she did that joke that I wrote, 1416 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,840 Speaker 1: or like she nailed she like I I cause I 1417 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,480 Speaker 1: know what it feels like when someone tells your joke 1418 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,280 Speaker 1: or something like I didn't. There's usually so much pride 1419 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,960 Speaker 1: on my part of like I have to write all 1420 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,160 Speaker 1: the jokes. But I liked nailing jokes that other people 1421 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,280 Speaker 1: wrote in ways that like made them feel so good 1422 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,600 Speaker 1: because I also know what it's like to write a 1423 01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,760 Speaker 1: joke and have someone deliver it and they fucking blow 1424 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,760 Speaker 1: this joke so far that could have been. 1425 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,880 Speaker 3: I have to have faith in the and you know, 1426 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,919 Speaker 3: we have faith in Nikki to deliver the joke, and 1427 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,360 Speaker 3: like everything it felt like it felt like at points 1428 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,320 Speaker 3: I felt just as good as if I was up 1429 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:34,360 Speaker 3: there doing this. And that's why I felt I felt 1430 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,920 Speaker 3: much better than if I was up there, because I 1431 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,680 Speaker 3: know if I was up there, I wouldn't have done 1432 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,000 Speaker 3: as well because. 1433 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,560 Speaker 1: I can't relate to that because I want to be men. 1434 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,520 Speaker 1: The only person I want to be in this process 1435 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,880 Speaker 1: is me, and I have been other people before coming up, 1436 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,959 Speaker 1: but like, I'm so glad that people really did feel 1437 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,240 Speaker 1: as if they were like me, Like people were so 1438 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,120 Speaker 1: our team. Those people I listened before were so happy 1439 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,680 Speaker 1: for me. We were all in a group chat like 1440 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,440 Speaker 1: it felt it was the best feeling in the world. 1441 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,680 Speaker 1: Like the pride that I felt for you guys in 1442 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,320 Speaker 1: my performance that was like I'm not trying to be 1443 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,440 Speaker 1: like humble of like it was about making you guys happy, 1444 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,120 Speaker 1: but it was it feels what is what's the point 1445 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: of doing any of this if you aren't like like 1446 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,800 Speaker 1: for me, it gave me a solution to like, when 1447 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,960 Speaker 1: my parents die, I feel very scared about, like what 1448 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,280 Speaker 1: will keep me going what's going to give me motivation 1449 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,320 Speaker 1: to impress people? And now I just have the answers 1450 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,840 Speaker 1: like you assemble a team that are all very invested 1451 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,400 Speaker 1: in this. They're not just like writing on a show 1452 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,480 Speaker 1: for a paycheck. They are like they They are mostly 1453 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,360 Speaker 1: here because they just want they they feel like it 1454 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,000 Speaker 1: is them too, and that is what it felt like 1455 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,440 Speaker 1: that night. And I'm like, Okay, now I have something 1456 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,960 Speaker 1: in place for when my parents do pass away, and 1457 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,480 Speaker 1: that will still motivate me to really perform and do 1458 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,200 Speaker 1: a good job for that like satisfaction. 1459 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,360 Speaker 2: So that was a good feeling. 1460 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,640 Speaker 1: So now my parents can die and someday you'll die 1461 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,840 Speaker 1: out on this Saturday. Watch it when it comes out. 1462 01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,720 Speaker 1: If you could watch it live, that would be the best, 1463 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,000 Speaker 1: but definitely stream it within the first twenty four hours 1464 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,560 Speaker 1: would be amazing for ratings and for me. And I 1465 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,160 Speaker 1: appreciate your support, Bussies so much. I'll never forget you. 1466 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,880 Speaker 1: I'll never get too big for you. I love you 1467 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:07,440 Speaker 1: so much. You're my ogs, You're my number ones and 1468 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,800 Speaker 1: you know that. So let's just all have a great weekend. 1469 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,480 Speaker 1: Don't be Kit, and I will see you. We'll see 1470 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,000 Speaker 1: you next week. 1471 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:14,920 Speaker 2: Bie guys,