Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. I
Speaker 1: kill just the bits.
Speaker 2: What's up, friends, I'm doing this a little bit early
Speaker 2: because we are currently at sea. The cruise has taken off,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure there's going to be a whole lot
Speaker 2: of stories and content coming from that. We're going to
Speaker 2: even do best Bits from the cruise next weekend, Lunchbox
Speaker 2: and I so make sure you subscribe so you're tuned
Speaker 2: in for all of that this weekend. I did have
Speaker 2: on Abby for part one. In part three, Part one
Speaker 2: we talked all about wedding planning, where both of us
Speaker 2: are at with the wedding planning. In part three we
Speaker 2: always answer listener questions, so check out all of those.
Speaker 2: And if that's not even why you're here, you just
Speaker 2: want to get caught up with the show, then let's
Speaker 2: get into it. There seems to be only one person
Speaker 2: on our show who keeps going to court, and that
Speaker 2: person is Lunchbox and he got another jury summons number seven.
Speaker 3: All right, this just in, Lunchbox has received a summons
Speaker 3: for Jerry duty and he is to report and serve
Speaker 3: on a jury.
Speaker 1: Why do you have that face?
Speaker 4: Because like, well, I need what kind of cases is
Speaker 4: going to be on.
Speaker 1: Well, what's to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got the thing and the mail says I've been
Speaker 1: selected for jury duty, that I need to show up that,
Speaker 1: oh you're going to go in front of a judge.
Speaker 1: That you could be selected for a trial and you
Speaker 1: would sit on the jury and do your civic duty.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that. I've never been on a
Speaker 1: jury before. No, I've been to the room, but i've
Speaker 1: been sent home. Oh I got pasted a room. So
Speaker 1: I went out for jury duty.
Speaker 3: Then went into the courtroom and it was a case
Speaker 3: where a dude pistol whipped another dude, and it was
Speaker 3: and I was like, I've been pistol whipped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be biased. You're free to go.
Speaker 5: That makes sense, all right, crazy.
Speaker 4: I've never even gotten any letter or anything either.
Speaker 6: Nothing.
Speaker 5: Zero.
Speaker 4: Have you guys read They already know, they already know.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be in a register.
Speaker 1: Well you have to register.
Speaker 3: I you have a driver's license that you're now in.
Speaker 3: So if you got a new driver's.
Speaker 4: License, yes, oh, okay, okay, it's your duty.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do. I'm gonna opt out. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's you can just go out pass. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not good timing. You know, when
Speaker 1: is it good timing for Jerry duty?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, we got a lot of
Speaker 1: things going on here with work and you know, and
Speaker 1: so I'm just like, I'm gonna have to tell them
Speaker 1: that I can't make it when they asked me to come.
Speaker 3: And again, I don't think that's how it works, or
Speaker 3: everybody would do that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think everybody can do that. I think really
Speaker 1: they're not going to spend time tracking down people that
Speaker 1: don't show up for Jerry duty.
Speaker 4: No, they do.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 4: We spend a lot of time doing stupid stuff like that.
Speaker 4: That's exactly who we go after.
Speaker 1: So you're saying we could take our time and put
Speaker 1: innother places.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but of course, like you're gonna get
Speaker 4: in trouble for not doing your civic duty.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What did it say in the letter that you
Speaker 3: got You have to report on a certain day, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then it says I need to reply to that
Speaker 1: letter within ten days of getting it, and I had
Speaker 1: to fill out my information like am I a US citizen?
Speaker 1: Am I eighteen or older? And blah blah, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: I'd think that you would jump at the opportunity to
Speaker 4: do this, like this is right up your alley.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just not good timing. Amy, It's
Speaker 1: never good.
Speaker 4: Wait, what is this inflection? It's not just not good timing,
Speaker 4: Like do you hear it in his voice?
Speaker 1: Let's swallen.
Speaker 5: This is better than calling nine one one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is real life nine one one. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: But I worry that I'll get on some boring case
Speaker 1: that you will.
Speaker 3: And it'll probably let out the same day. Honestly, most
Speaker 3: of those are like.
Speaker 1: If I want a case, I feel like I need
Speaker 1: to be on one that is like, oh, they're going
Speaker 1: to call their third witness, please can we call Marshall?
Speaker 3: You don't know, tell them that in the letter that
Speaker 3: you send back, be like, I want to be put
Speaker 3: on something dynamic.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 3: No, I want to write it down.
Speaker 5: But you can do what Bobby did, right, Like you
Speaker 5: can show up and be like you have to show up.
Speaker 5: Well whatever it is. Say it's a murder, right and
Speaker 5: stab I got stabbed one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have been murdered twice, so I need to
Speaker 3: be able to get that out of here. Or you
Speaker 3: can just stand up and say something racist.
Speaker 1: Can you do that? No, never do that. No, you
Speaker 1: could storing up and say I hate white people. You
Speaker 1: can say whatever you want. But they know, now that's
Speaker 1: such a bit. They're like, sir, you, that's not the
Speaker 1: thing lunch about. You have to go, all right, man,
Speaker 1: I just I don't want to leave the show shorthanded.
Speaker 1: You know things like that. It's really complicated. Oh, let
Speaker 1: me look around. Yeah we're good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good man.
Speaker 3: But you should do it because if you don't go,
Speaker 3: you will end up you'll get fined.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you would, So go and then we'll
Speaker 3: just update. You can live stream from the trial.
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be awesome.
Speaker 4: Can he No, no, none of them.
Speaker 3: I'm giving him tons of bad advice here. But you
Speaker 3: should do it, just so you have the experience of
Speaker 3: doing it, and then if you go, you won't get
Speaker 3: called for a long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well yeah, I'm one for the civic duty.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah, I got the notice on the fridge
Speaker 1: is sitting there, Bam, gotta go to court, wear a suit,
Speaker 1: take a briefcase.
Speaker 3: Oh, do jurors wear suits, suits and briefcase? What's in
Speaker 3: the briefcase doesn't matter, just have one.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 2: If you can name your own personal horror story in
Speaker 2: three words, what would it be? The show's gonna share theirs,
Speaker 2: and the segment kind of goes all over the place.
Speaker 4: But I think mine would be you.
Speaker 2: Ate meat because I haven't eaten meat since I was
Speaker 2: eight years old, or your vertigo's back would be horrible.
Speaker 2: Both things that would be complete horror stories for me.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna hear the shows and maybe think about
Speaker 2: yours too.
Speaker 3: Number six, Okay, Amy's got a challenge for us write
Speaker 3: a horror story using only three words. So we're supposed
Speaker 3: to come up with three words, and it's like the worst. Yeah,
Speaker 3: three words they could be said to you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: what would yours be? Gives an idea so we can
Speaker 3: get into this.
Speaker 4: You have cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh that one's terrible. Oh my, I think it can't
Speaker 1: be that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to go, but you are dying
Speaker 3: straightforward man, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it can't be. Of course, that's a terrible.
Speaker 1: If you ask me.
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot you. All those I'm gonna shoot you. No, no,
Speaker 1: it has to be.
Speaker 4: Okay, you tell me what's your horror story?
Speaker 1: Okay, you tell me my three? Yours went so hard,
Speaker 1: it was so awful.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I'm trying to think because I was thinking, like,
Speaker 5: you are dead.
Speaker 4: You can't be told that if you're dead, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: shoot you that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So mine would be if I were to have
Speaker 3: to say it.
Speaker 1: Oops, I'm late. That's a horror story. That horror story.
Speaker 5: Personal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're the one to do this.
Speaker 4: Okay, what about this? Guys you probably like say, you're
Speaker 4: not married and you don't want kids. You don't want
Speaker 4: to hear you're the father's.
Speaker 5: Well you're the father, but you're doing yours. Oh I
Speaker 5: got one, I got one along that I'm pregnant again. No, no.
Speaker 6: For me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, let's everybody take a breath, because we got
Speaker 3: off on a bad note here. Amy was as hard
Speaker 3: as okay, ready, okay, Amy go.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear life without parole.
Speaker 3: That's not a you and you don't even understand it
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 4: That would be terriful more.
Speaker 1: Ones that you've done. Okay, how about this one? Amy,
Speaker 1: drink this poison? Yeah, that one sucks.
Speaker 3: That's not a real that's anybody would hate to hear that,
Speaker 3: like you specifically?
Speaker 5: Okay, I got another one?
Speaker 1: Okay, no more beer, that's good. Okay, Okay, here's one.
Speaker 1: The dog's out. One that's out of the gate. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, i'd freak out. Oh okay, Amy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm ready whenever you're done.
Speaker 4: He left you. Come on.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're getting closer, though, I got here. Lottery is canceled.
Speaker 1: Go to one for you? One for you?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 1: Oh brutal? Okay, another would be Arkansas lost again? Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, Amy, it's your bit.
Speaker 4: Y'all are gonna say this one doesn't work for me?
Speaker 4: But I don't want to hear it like you've been evicted.
Speaker 5: Guys, are you worried about that?
Speaker 1: That's never gonna happen.
Speaker 5: That is not a good thing to hear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, or like.
Speaker 4: That would be bad. I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: Nobody dies. They just supposed to be specific to us.
Speaker 1: We have to amputate your leg.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of words. But I'm remember saying like Amy,
Speaker 1: It's like we're not doing it realistically, so why don't
Speaker 1: we just do a lot of words? I try to.
Speaker 4: Okay, and try to figure out how to say menopause,
Speaker 4: all dried up.
Speaker 1: For words, all dried up? That feels gross. What is happening?
Speaker 1: Be honest with you? Feels gross? And I want to
Speaker 1: throw up.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's okay, what would you all pick my
Speaker 4: horror story to be?
Speaker 5: Oh? You want to pick Amy's?
Speaker 3: Sure? Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, Okay, therapy is canceled.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 1: That's specific to you. Yeah. Right, I could have done better,
Speaker 1: but that was off the dome.
Speaker 4: Your therapist died. That would I would not like that
Speaker 4: because I don't want to start over with another one.
Speaker 1: I hear you, Edie, do you have any for her?
Speaker 5: Your boyfriend's gone or died if you want to go
Speaker 5: your boyfriend? Oh my gosh, your boyfriend died.
Speaker 1: Of cancer and poison.
Speaker 2: Bad?
Speaker 1: How about one like, uh, how about this got scammed again?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Scammed again?
Speaker 5: Not again?
Speaker 4: Yes, a scam?
Speaker 3: Okay, nobody's ever had a segment.
Speaker 1: I didn't have been the worst at it lunch for
Speaker 1: her man, I was trying to do some of their
Speaker 1: vocal cords, like vocal cords gone that way. She can't talk.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how to sum that up. I
Speaker 1: lost my lost you.
Speaker 4: I would be devastated, right.
Speaker 1: And I don't know how many words is a d D.
Speaker 1: That's three, But a d D is that one.
Speaker 4: Is that we can come as one would.
Speaker 1: Choke on your own words?
Speaker 4: What would you say?
Speaker 1: I was just just you know, spitball on some stuff.
Speaker 4: You already I already know. I haven't chance that you
Speaker 4: have a d D, right.
Speaker 5: Because you already have.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, man, well everybody, good jobs.
Speaker 4: Fun like you know sometimes you're looking for like dinner
Speaker 4: games around the table, like high low, how is your day?
Speaker 1: You started the game? You have cancer?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that would be my that's my nightmare. Both
Speaker 4: my parents had it. Like that's what I think about.
Speaker 4: That's a I don't want to hear those three words,
Speaker 4: or like time for hospice.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, no one wants to hear that.
Speaker 3: Until I knew, hey, nuclear bombing coming, like she hasn't
Speaker 3: going as hard as you possibly can.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fun. Dinner game, everybody take that home with him.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Speaking of the cruise, Lunchbox is very upset
Speaker 2: over it. There's a whole bunch of things that he
Speaker 2: thinks are very unfair when it comes to this cruise,
Speaker 2: whether it's the rooms or things to do with food.
Speaker 2: He just has quite a few complaints.
Speaker 1: Number five, All right, some voicemails go ahead, my nay, Miss.
Speaker 7: Kelsey, and I am from Rawley. I've been a loyal
Speaker 7: listener of this show since jaw first debut, and I'm
Speaker 7: a loyal podcast listener. I haven't missed an episode in
Speaker 7: ten years. So here I am calling for my own
Speaker 7: birthday shout out that is on Sunday. Happy birthday to me, Happy.
Speaker 4: Birthday, Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. We appreciate that. I hope it
Speaker 3: was awesome.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: Next one, first time caller, and I am sick to
Speaker 5: my stomach, but I'm actually gonna agree with Lunchbox on
Speaker 5: this one. He should get a gambling credit at the casino.
Speaker 5: I thought about it, and I.
Speaker 1: Thought about what would I enjoy most if I was
Speaker 1: able to go on this trip, and it would have
Speaker 1: to be gambling with Lunchbox till the sun came up
Speaker 1: around the roulette table.
Speaker 5: Thank you, LB, I'm on your side.
Speaker 1: Smart. No, we're going.
Speaker 3: We're going on a cruise this weekend. It's our well
Speaker 3: it's not really our cruise, but we're on it. It's
Speaker 3: it's not named after us.
Speaker 5: Oh it's not.
Speaker 1: No, it's the top shelf country cruise. So we go.
Speaker 3: There's some artists to go, and Lunchbox demanded that he'd
Speaker 3: be given free casino money to gamble, and they said, no,
Speaker 3: we're not going to give you casino money. You're on
Speaker 3: the cruise for free. We give you the room for free,
Speaker 3: you're gonna eat for free. But he's upset they won't
Speaker 3: let him gamble for free. Lunchbox, your thoughts, Yeah, this
Speaker 3: guy case in point.
Speaker 1: I've been telling you guys, they will make more money
Speaker 1: off me being in the casino. More people are likely
Speaker 1: to stay because I am there. Even if they've lost
Speaker 1: their two hundred dollars, their fifty dollars or seventy five dollars,
Speaker 1: they are willing to pour more out of their pocket
Speaker 1: if they are sitting next to me at the table
Speaker 1: and getting to conversate and interact with me. That experience
Speaker 1: is worth it, and that ship will make more money.
Speaker 1: The lights will stay on longer if they give me
Speaker 1: a gambling credit.
Speaker 3: What if they just give you funny money and you
Speaker 3: play with it so you can play and have fun,
Speaker 3: but you don't get to keep the money you win,
Speaker 3: but if you lose it, you're also not losing your
Speaker 3: own money.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not there. If I win money, I get
Speaker 1: to keep the money, like I'm funny money. No, No,
Speaker 1: like I am there to win if.
Speaker 4: They match it. Like, maybe you're not.
Speaker 1: Gonna do it that. I don't give any ideas they're
Speaker 1: not gonna do that.
Speaker 5: Lunchbox, how much? How much do you think you're worth?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: How much money do you think?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought they would give me for the whole trip.
Speaker 1: I thought they'd give me one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: You're crazy, man.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear your theory now, Amy on what
Speaker 1: they could do.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, maybe, Okay, So if he
Speaker 4: wants a thousand, he puts up five hundred and they
Speaker 4: match it, and then he's got a thousand to play with.
Speaker 3: Then he wouldn't put up the other five hundred. He
Speaker 3: just played five hundred and get five hundred free. I
Speaker 3: know I was mind Lettle exactly, but he would he would
Speaker 3: put it back in his pocket and never.
Speaker 1: Use it and then go to cash it in. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, Amy, I like your idea. I'll tell him that, hey,
Speaker 1: match what I'm going to put in, and then I'll
Speaker 1: just put it in my pocket. Either way, they'll be
Speaker 1: giving me money, and that is what I need. I mean, Bobby,
Speaker 1: you got to admit that people that that is an
Speaker 1: experience that people would love.
Speaker 3: I'm not asking for a gambling money and I like
Speaker 3: to play at the casino a little bit, so, but
Speaker 3: I didn't ask for that. I think that's something that
Speaker 3: if I want to do, if I want to win,
Speaker 3: then I use my own money. I think if I
Speaker 3: were to say, he give me some funny money and
Speaker 3: whatever I win, I don't keep, that'd be I know,
Speaker 3: I'll hear you, but I'm right right, right right, So
Speaker 3: uh okay, Hey we're going on a cruise.
Speaker 1: He'll be in the casino regardless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just think of all the money you would like,
Speaker 4: say you paid for this cruise yourself, you'd be spending
Speaker 4: over that. So just buy your own casino money.
Speaker 1: Just think of it that way. But it's not that way.
Speaker 1: That's that's a hypothetical, that's not real, so let's not
Speaker 1: think of.
Speaker 4: It actually what's happening.
Speaker 3: I've played shows at casinos, like I've played the Win
Speaker 3: a couple of nights to and stand up.
Speaker 1: They don't give me the casino money.
Speaker 5: That'd be awesome whenever it what they should, but they see,
Speaker 5: but they don't do it.
Speaker 3: They did they actually, I think as part of the
Speaker 3: contract they were like, if you want to gamble, we
Speaker 3: can give you some of the money.
Speaker 1: We're paying you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's that's not good.
Speaker 3: Like we can give you like a marker instead of
Speaker 3: you know, you just have it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they didn't give me money. That's the win. Well,
Speaker 1: you should have negotiated harder. I didn't want I didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're negotiating pretty hard. It's not working, So
Speaker 4: what's the difference.
Speaker 1: All right, give me the next one, right, number five?
Speaker 6: Munch aboutch crying about his room and things you don't
Speaker 6: get and trying to compare himself to Amy. Amy don't
Speaker 6: still small as the stuff out of the you guys
Speaker 6: rooms and go the green rooms and stealing cookies and
Speaker 6: go to Saint Jude and still all the bags. You're
Speaker 6: no comparison to Amy, So be grateful. You got anything.
Speaker 4: Love the show.
Speaker 5: That's truth.
Speaker 1: Uh who wants to go first? Lunchbox? You have response,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think I steal snacks. The snacks
Speaker 1: are in there, they're not being eaten, and so someone
Speaker 1: better eat them, so I might as well take them.
Speaker 1: I don't consider that stealing. And to say that I'm
Speaker 1: not on Amy's level, it's just like hilarious. I mean, obviously,
Speaker 1: this dude is some you know, guy sitting in his
Speaker 1: tractor and hasn't seen a woman in years, and he
Speaker 1: just has a crush on Amy, and so he wants
Speaker 1: to call in and say, oh, I'm not on Amy's her.
Speaker 1: I'm a man, I like women. I get it. You
Speaker 1: like what Amy, you have a crush on her whatever,
Speaker 1: She's were the same level, if not, I'm a step above.
Speaker 3: For those that don't know what happened, we were all
Speaker 3: giving our rooms for this cruise, and Amy had a
Speaker 3: slightly elevated room as compared to a lunchbox and scoop
Speaker 3: Steve and Morgan, and it was discovered all in the room.
Speaker 3: It was this gets so we all just got a
Speaker 3: good laugh about it, except for one person me, Yes,
Speaker 3: we knew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, me, it's not funny. And it's still
Speaker 1: not funny. Like it's still not I mean, it's still stupid.
Speaker 1: I still look at the people that assigned me in
Speaker 1: that room, and I'm just like, why, what are you thinking?
Speaker 4: Do you just look at them and think that or
Speaker 4: do you say I tell.
Speaker 1: Them Mike, you know, I've asked him. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: we only had a certain amount of rooms. Okay, So
Speaker 1: they talk like surfers. Surfers since they're on the water,
Speaker 1: down to the water. They talk nervous like I didn't
Speaker 1: know you were going to confront us about this. That's
Speaker 1: what they said. No, that's what they talked like. They're like, uh,
Speaker 1: we just had a certain amount of rooms, okay, so
Speaker 1: how did you choose? And their answer is.
Speaker 5: We just thought.
Speaker 1: Uh they just stutter and they didn't.
Speaker 3: He didn't get runt anybody about anything. You guys can
Speaker 3: leave us the voicemail anytime. Eight seven, seven seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Bobby, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 1: Number two.
Speaker 2: I don't normally throw easy trivia in here. But this
Speaker 2: one is kind of a big deal. You're gonna laugh
Speaker 2: at me out why. And it's also a big deal
Speaker 2: because for the last several weeks we've been trying to
Speaker 2: get a champion.
Speaker 1: So was this the.
Speaker 3: Week number four? Time to play easy trivia? The magic
Speaker 3: number seven? That's the category. How many days in a week?
Speaker 1: Eddie?
Speaker 5: Seven days?
Speaker 3: Correct, Joe. Eddie's got the tr on. He is the
Speaker 3: reigning champion.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 3: How many letters are in the word balloon?
Speaker 4: The category is.
Speaker 1: How many letters are in the word balloon?
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Are you playing?
Speaker 1: Seven? Correct? Lunch How many colors are in the rainbow?
Speaker 6: Direct?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Morgan?
Speaker 3: How many dwarfs left with snow White?
Speaker 1: Seven correct?
Speaker 3: We took an hour break, Framy, but we're back, okay,
Speaker 3: So you wouldn't go home anyway if you missed.
Speaker 1: If it's okay, I know Eddie's the champ again.
Speaker 3: We're in the tiara. Eddie has four wins, Morgan has
Speaker 3: four wins. Amy has four wins. If anybody wins as
Speaker 3: the new champion, except for Lunchbox, who has two, he
Speaker 3: needs to win one, keep him alive for next season
Speaker 3: and keep the series going. The category is sports Eddie.
Speaker 3: What sport is FIFA related to soccer?
Speaker 1: Correct? Amy?
Speaker 3: What sport is played at Wimbledon?
Speaker 4: Tennis?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Lunchbox. What sport is associated with the Stanley Cup?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's hockey?
Speaker 5: Correct?
Speaker 1: Morgan?
Speaker 3: What sport would you play in the World Series Baseball?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: The category is baby animals? Everyone's alive, Eddie.
Speaker 1: What do you call a baby goat?
Speaker 5: A baby goat? Oh, that's a lamb?
Speaker 4: A kid.
Speaker 5: It's a kid that was early. I'm out already, You're out.
Speaker 3: And if Amy or Morgan win, you lose the championship.
Speaker 1: Amy, What do you call a baby cow?
Speaker 4: A calf?
Speaker 1: Correct? Lunchbox. What do you call a baby sheep? M
Speaker 1: hm okay.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. If he misses this, we will have a
Speaker 3: new champion. It could be Amy or it could be Morgan.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you know this one?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Everybody always knows the ones when it's not on this.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: What do you call a baby sheep?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: I got it. I mean, I I can't ask a question.
Speaker 1: You just did and I answered it. Man, is this
Speaker 1: what Eddie said?
Speaker 6: Lamb?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lamb? Correct? Oh my god. I started second
Speaker 1: guess to myself like I was very like I couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out what do you call a baby kangaroo?
Speaker 2: Joey?
Speaker 1: Correct? Three people remain.
Speaker 3: The category is famous state attractions Amy, What state is
Speaker 3: Plymouth Rock?
Speaker 1: South Dakota?
Speaker 5: No, why did you say that?
Speaker 1: What planet is this? Why don't you say South Dakota?
Speaker 4: Because I'm thinking I don't want to say it now?
Speaker 3: Because then okay, next question somebody else's question, what state
Speaker 3: is Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 1: God, south Dakota?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 1: The second question, Oh my gosh, why do that? Let's
Speaker 1: see you in lunchbox? It is? Did I say Massachusetts?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Answer? By the way, not South Dakota. The Pilgrims did
Speaker 1: not land in South Dakota.
Speaker 4: On a carved out mountain full of presidents that hadn't
Speaker 4: even happened.
Speaker 1: Ye, yes, that's correct. Everybody went what with that? Okay?
Speaker 1: Our orgon what state is Yosemite National Park in.
Speaker 2: Oh I believe Yosemite is California, and I really want
Speaker 2: to go, but it is it another West.
Speaker 1: Coast one national park?
Speaker 4: I think that's California.
Speaker 2: It's not Oregon, it's not Washington, it's not Montana.
Speaker 1: Did an answer California? Correct? The category is two word
Speaker 1: science answers.
Speaker 5: Relaxed, Lunchbox, You got that.
Speaker 1: It was back to missus Beard, fifth grade, first C. Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: What galaxy is Earth? Part of Milky Way? Correct?
Speaker 3: Two words, Morgan. Which gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 4: Okay, and that's a two word. Which gas? Can you
Speaker 4: repeat Onn't?
Speaker 1: What gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I carbon dioxide is air that we breathe, But then
Speaker 2: you have carbon monoxide, which I don't know if they use,
Speaker 2: although it's poisonous.
Speaker 1: You need an answer carbon dioxide. Correct.
Speaker 3: Shoot, we breathe then oxygen and out carbon dioxide, and
Speaker 3: plants do the opposite basically, Okay, Lunchbox. Famous side kicks Okay, Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Who is Conan O'Brien's longtime sidekick and competed on last
Speaker 3: season's Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Who was Conan O'Brien's longtime sidekick?
Speaker 1: No, that's Jimmy Kimmel. Oh gosh, Andy Richtor Correct, I
Speaker 1: just don't know that.
Speaker 3: I just came.
Speaker 1: That Jimmy.
Speaker 5: It's not actually his name is uh.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's all I can think of, And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, all right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Morgan, doctor Watson is what famous detective sidekick? What
Speaker 3: doctor Watson is? What famous detective sidekick?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I wasn't a I don't think I was a lot
Speaker 4: for this. I mean, the only famous detective.
Speaker 1: That I know of is Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 4: But did he have a sidekick that was a doctor?
Speaker 3: Doctor Watson? Is what famous detective sidekicking? Didn't answer?
Speaker 4: My palms are thus mighty, Sherlock Holmes?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Happen?
Speaker 1: So you were alive for that? I guess that's the
Speaker 1: only one I know of.
Speaker 3: None of us were alive. But it was written, but
Speaker 3: it's been remade a million times. Okay, superhero catchphrases.
Speaker 1: This is you can do it. I don't know any
Speaker 1: of these guys.
Speaker 3: What superhero says? Up up and away, lunchbox? What up
Speaker 3: up and away?
Speaker 1: Up, up and away? I mean I have no up,
Speaker 1: up and away, up up and away five seconds thing
Speaker 1: buzz like your I mean someone that goes in the sky.
Speaker 1: So it has to be iron Man himself and ran
Speaker 1: away from it in the sky.
Speaker 4: He wears a big ass.
Speaker 1: Well Superman does, but so does Man, so does I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Superman up and even said it
Speaker 3: exactly like Superman says it up.
Speaker 1: Up and away. I've never heard him say that. All right,
Speaker 1: how's it, Morgan? But yours was so easy. I don't
Speaker 1: think it was. I've watched Superman. You even talked yourself
Speaker 1: to the answer like who flies Fozzy Bear?
Speaker 3: Okay, ready, Morgan, I'm ready. What superhero says, I can
Speaker 3: do this all day?
Speaker 4: I can do this all day. That's Captain America Vegan.
Speaker 1: First, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 1: number two.
Speaker 2: And for all the haters out there, no, I did
Speaker 2: not include that just because I won, although that is
Speaker 2: a shining bright moment because it was my first, but
Speaker 2: it was because it's been a head to head battle
Speaker 2: for weeks now and we finally have closure, and that
Speaker 2: means a new season gets to start. So beyond that
Speaker 2: and all the haters who have a lot to say,
Speaker 2: let's get into the next one. We've got show updates
Speaker 2: coming from Bobby Eddie and Lunchbox number three. Let's just
Speaker 2: a quick updates Lunchbox. Jerry Duty, Uh, Jerry Duty. We
Speaker 2: got a problem. I am not going to be able
Speaker 2: to attend jury duty.
Speaker 1: But you telling US does nothing. Yeah, you told them no,
Speaker 1: I just I we're going to be on the cruise
Speaker 1: and so I can't go to Jerry duty.
Speaker 5: Is that Is that a good excuse?
Speaker 3: You have to let them know if you're out of
Speaker 3: town for work. There are things that will let you out,
Speaker 3: but you got to let them know you just can't
Speaker 3: not show up.
Speaker 1: I did find out, like, no, you cannot not show up.
Speaker 1: I did research, and there a sheriff and he talked
Speaker 1: about how they're not going to wrest you or anything
Speaker 1: if you don't show up for Jerry What kind of research? Yah,
Speaker 1: you play the club TikTok. I need everybody to stop
Speaker 1: falling for the jury duty scam. If you miss jury duty, the.
Speaker 6: Most you're going to get is a letter saying you
Speaker 6: miss jury duty.
Speaker 1: We're never going to call you saying you have a
Speaker 1: warrant for your arrest.
Speaker 3: Stop falling for scams.
Speaker 5: Oh boom, I don't think that's a sack.
Speaker 1: All you're gonna do is gonna get a letter. That's it.
Speaker 3: No no penalty yet. Real that was a sheriff. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know why you say it like that. Yes,
Speaker 3: And also it's on TikTok right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was on TikTok talking about it, and he said, listen,
Speaker 1: if everybody you're worried about missing jury duty, if you
Speaker 1: miss it, nothing's going to happen. You're just going to
Speaker 1: get a letter here, all right? So I will not
Speaker 1: be there?
Speaker 3: Hello, Can you tell me what happens if you ignore
Speaker 3: the jury duty letter that comes? Do you get in
Speaker 3: trouble if you don't go?
Speaker 8: Ignoring a jury duty summons is generally a bad ide.
Speaker 8: In most places. It's a legal obligation, not a suggestion.
Speaker 8: If you ignore it, you could face consequences. Initially, you
Speaker 8: might just get a room minder or a second notice,
Speaker 8: but if you keep ignoring it, you could be held
Speaker 8: in contempt of court. That might mean finds or in
Speaker 8: some cases, even more serious penalties, depending on the jurisdiction.
Speaker 8: It's always better to contact the court if you have
Speaker 8: a conflict.
Speaker 3: What about my guy here at lunchbox who is ignoring
Speaker 3: his jury duty in Nashville. He said, he's not gonna
Speaker 3: worry about it, but nothing will happen to him.
Speaker 1: I'd tell Lunchbox he shouldn't brush that off.
Speaker 8: In Nashville, just like most places, ignoring jury duty can
Speaker 8: eventually lead to trouble. Sure he might not get chased
Speaker 8: down immediately, but if he keeps ignoring it, he could
Speaker 8: face fines or even a cord order to explain himself.
Speaker 8: It's way easier to just call and reschedule or ask
Speaker 8: for a deferral than to gamble on nothing happening.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just call? I guess I will call
Speaker 1: I just I saw the sheriff online. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in the clear. Just get a letter of the
Speaker 1: mail says, hey, sorry, good make it. You get a
Speaker 1: tone of your AI.
Speaker 3: She's sleepy, She's like serious. I thought, now yet early
Speaker 3: in the morning. Okay, yeah, Eddie, update on your voice
Speaker 3: acting gig.
Speaker 5: Oh boys, I got a meeting. I had the meeting
Speaker 5: with the director of this. Remember the guy that called
Speaker 5: in Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's not the podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh that's the drama podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other one man sent off the pony, my little
Speaker 1: pony one.
Speaker 5: I haven't heard anything bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's normal. Okay, So no update there.
Speaker 5: I'm assuming that was kind of a nationwide search. I
Speaker 5: may not get that job.
Speaker 3: The second when a listener called and said he had
Speaker 3: a podcast he was doing, he could use in voice acting.
Speaker 5: It was a podcast drama, and so he's we had
Speaker 5: a meeting. We talked about the character. I'm Dan, Dan
Speaker 5: the weather Man. Apparently I'm going to open up season
Speaker 5: two like it starts with me.
Speaker 1: Are you getting paid?
Speaker 5: We didn't discuss that. I mean, it's He kind of
Speaker 5: talked about how it all goes through a network, and
Speaker 5: he said.
Speaker 4: On the phone the call that he will do a share,
Speaker 4: like a percentage profit share.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a prophet share. But I said, dude, whatever
Speaker 5: you need, let's get to this first season first. And
Speaker 5: so next week after we get back from the cruise,
Speaker 5: that's when we start production.
Speaker 1: Baby, and you're going to voice Dan Dan the weather Man.
Speaker 5: Yes, And he already sent me my line. So I've
Speaker 5: been running through with my son. It's been awesome.
Speaker 3: My update is going to be so as I talked
Speaker 3: about on the show yesterday, I got invited to be
Speaker 3: on Celebrity Will of Fortune. I really suck at Will
Speaker 3: of Fortune. I got home yesterday and I was just
Speaker 3: doing practice rounds. I'm the worst. I think I'm the
Speaker 3: worst Will of Fortune player ever. I'm good at a
Speaker 3: lot of games, really bad at Will of Fortune. I'm
Speaker 3: going to spend a few days training if I just
Speaker 3: can't get better, I don't want to take somebody else's spot.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I've seen it before. Man, no one
Speaker 5: is good on that. All those celebrities, they're not good.
Speaker 4: It would be so fun.
Speaker 1: I'm going to train, okay, if I feel good, How
Speaker 1: are you training? You're I'm practicing just a home okay.
Speaker 1: I just get on and do them. You can just
Speaker 1: do puzzle solves on YouTube. I don't. I got like
Speaker 1: one at a sixty right, yanks. Yeah it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Am you have any updates on not right now? All right,
Speaker 1: there you go. It's the best bits of the week
Speaker 1: with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Amy has officially started her journey on her
Speaker 2: hormone replacement therapy. She talked about this a few weeks
Speaker 2: ago that she's going to get started on it. It
Speaker 2: was a big life update. But now she's officially in
Speaker 2: the mix. It's happening, and she's got some decisions to make.
Speaker 1: Number two.
Speaker 3: I mean he's getting hormone replacement therapy.
Speaker 1: Am I saying that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I yes?
Speaker 4: And I thought maybe that would entail like creams or
Speaker 4: pellets and injections. I'm not sure, but I just had
Speaker 4: all my blood work done and when I sat down
Speaker 4: with my doctor, she said, yeah, that stuff is an option,
Speaker 4: but I like to give my patients autonomy over how
Speaker 4: they want to move forward, and food is an option.
Speaker 1: What hormones do you need?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know yet because I don't have the results.
Speaker 1: So they asked you questions like do you feel crazy?
Speaker 5: Check?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, are you fatigued, yes, brain fog yes,
Speaker 4: snap at something simple?
Speaker 1: Yes? Did you have any notes?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: I think I checked a lot of the boxes, which
Speaker 4: is why I wanted to get go see this specific
Speaker 4: doctor because I've heard great things about her. But what
Speaker 4: was crazy is I was like, this is what it
Speaker 4: feels like to have a good doctor because I got
Speaker 4: my yearly exam at the same time and my other
Speaker 4: doctor was like, wamm bam in out, you're good bye,
Speaker 4: And it's a it's a it's an intimate, invasive moment,
Speaker 4: you know. And she just sat with me and made
Speaker 4: me feel so comfortable and talked with me and I
Speaker 4: felt seen and we're gonna come up with a plan.
Speaker 4: But I didn't realize like one of the options was
Speaker 4: through food, and of course I love that. Now you
Speaker 4: have to have more patience. It takes more time.
Speaker 3: Now I don't want the injections. Then I have no
Speaker 3: patience for anything.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I think I'm gonna go to the patients route.
Speaker 4: Like for example, she was talking about yams for testosterone,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I can't.
Speaker 3: Wait take jams. You're gonna have to eat to get
Speaker 3: It's one of the ways. But my peep to say,
Speaker 3: I know it's gonna hurt, but I want the most
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking, if I get the lists, once
Speaker 4: I get what I need and I have the list
Speaker 4: of foods and what they have to offer, and like,
Speaker 4: for example, she was talking to me about my vitamin D,
Speaker 4: like if that's low, there's no way my body's gonna
Speaker 4: want to produce testosterone because you need the vitamin D
Speaker 4: in order for that to work. So she's like, it's
Speaker 4: it's like a like a puzzle and we're putting it
Speaker 4: all together. And so I don't know if anybody else
Speaker 4: in here might be low tea, but I'll give you
Speaker 4: the food.
Speaker 5: No, we're good.
Speaker 1: Probably, No, I'm definitely not. I might be high t
Speaker 1: you need. I might be overt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm just very exarrassing guys about being low T.
Speaker 1: And I never said there was anything bad about low T,
Speaker 1: but I definitely don't have it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just felt good. It just felt good to
Speaker 4: be seen.
Speaker 1: Something wrong with the you two nothing nothing wrong with that, man,
Speaker 1: don't worry about me.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: I got tea. Why would you be so embarrassed? I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be if I had low T. I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: but I don't. Would not tell us.
Speaker 5: You would not like like Scuba's come up to me
Speaker 5: and be like, hey, will you voice for this low
Speaker 5: T men. I was like, Man, if I had it,
Speaker 5: I'd be glad to voice for that, But I just don't.
Speaker 1: It's just not my wheelhouse. Would you? But you guys?
Speaker 1: Because eat stuff? Will you do pills for that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Because I don't have that either. Yeah, I don't have that.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: But if you're just voicing you don't have I have this,
Speaker 4: you just lend your voice to the people.
Speaker 1: Dollars. Would you be the face of a rightoun one?
Speaker 1: You have to say you have it? Yeah, I have it,
Speaker 1: I have it, Yeah, I have it one hundred thousand. No,
Speaker 1: I got it? No, No, no, you'd have it.
Speaker 3: What if for a hundred thousand you also had to,
Speaker 3: like you had to take something that actually made you
Speaker 3: have EDI.
Speaker 4: Well he already did that.
Speaker 1: No, No, no, yeah, like.
Speaker 5: Y lunchbox think long about this.
Speaker 1: Wait what oh man?
Speaker 5: That means?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think I can do it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can take something that gives me that. No,
Speaker 1: that'd be bad. Eddie Bucks. Would me the voice of
Speaker 1: brow Funk?
Speaker 5: No, because he's right, Like people just assume like, oh,
Speaker 5: he's talking about it, he has it, but I don't.
Speaker 1: And then you show me your bank account.
Speaker 4: But also it's okay if you have it, so like
Speaker 4: why were they like, what's the big deal.
Speaker 1: Because we don't have it?
Speaker 4: You're gonna have it one day?
Speaker 1: No? No, is that guaranteed. No, it's not guaranteed. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: I'm like ninety nine percent sure it's guaranteed.
Speaker 1: No, it's not guaranteed.
Speaker 3: For two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, would you be
Speaker 3: the voice of a hybrid ed and.
Speaker 1: Uh oh the other one? Lo Ti lo ti you
Speaker 1: have eat? You have this new disease called ed lo
Speaker 1: ti too. Baby, Yeah, I'm in Yeah, sign me up, man, okakky.
Speaker 4: These guys are can you look that up, bubby.
Speaker 1: It's not guaranteed. It's not guarantee.
Speaker 4: Are you saying are you telling me?
Speaker 5: Why do you think the same? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I just thought she was.
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 6: Old.
Speaker 4: No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: When you have fifty five, every guy has it.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I was not told this.
Speaker 4: I just assumed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna get out
Speaker 1: of that scuminated like's tucking to one hundred grand and
Speaker 1: he'll be the voice of ed.
Speaker 4: You're telling me there are some eighty year olds, so
Speaker 4: just no problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you think like de Niro or Pacino
Speaker 3: has baby?
Speaker 4: I just figured they had to take something.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. That's not true. I don't know
Speaker 1: that's not true. Eighty okay, all right, So you guys
Speaker 1: are good noe, No.
Speaker 5: We're good man.
Speaker 6: I'm good man.
Speaker 5: Life's good over here.
Speaker 1: All right. It's the best bits of the week with
Speaker 1: Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: Lunchbox did say this is the year that he's going
Speaker 2: to make some things happen. And there's a new opening
Speaker 2: with a sports team in town, and Lunchbox wants to
Speaker 2: audition for the role, but he shared the audition with
Speaker 2: the show first, and you know that's just never the
Speaker 2: best idea.
Speaker 3: Number one, So Lunchbox has auditioned for the voice of
Speaker 3: the minor league baseball team in town. They're called the Sounds.
Speaker 3: The last time we did this, he auditioned for the
Speaker 3: voice of the soccer team. We have an MLS team.
Speaker 3: You thought you were going to get that job?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I had it wrapped up. They asked
Speaker 1: me to make videos. They're like, oh, yeah, just send
Speaker 1: us a few videos. After I sent it, I had
Speaker 1: to make a resume and they led me down this
Speaker 1: trail to say we hired someone in house.
Speaker 3: So this is a different job, different sport, different owners.
Speaker 3: Where'd you hear about the jobs?
Speaker 1: Saw it online and you want to know the responsibilities
Speaker 1: I would like love to announce in game action, including
Speaker 1: but not limited to, pregame ceremonies, starting lineups, player introductions,
Speaker 1: any break activations, and all other game script items. They
Speaker 1: have to be able to adapt quickly to live game
Speaker 1: situation and respond to direction and script changes as they occur.
Speaker 1: They have to be self motivated, strongly knowledgeable of baseball
Speaker 1: and all the details around it live in Nashville, and
Speaker 1: ability to work in a fast paced team environment. As
Speaker 1: you just stopped talking real quickly. He just stopped and
Speaker 1: pulled his head back and antake guidelines from a supervisor.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to hear that part. Well,
Speaker 1: comfortable pronouncing names across multiple cultures and languages, announcing the
Speaker 1: crowds of ten thousand plus people.
Speaker 4: So this is excellent.
Speaker 1: This is the announcer right, yea, now batting, this is
Speaker 1: me excellent verbal and written communication skills.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I want you to get it. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: rooting for you. I haven't heard his tape yet. What
Speaker 3: do you guys like to hear it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, So they had him do a game intro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what does that mean? Just like oh starting? You know,
Speaker 1: kind of like hey, welcome out to the game. Before
Speaker 1: you do that, you think, yeah, okay, I have some
Speaker 1: of my out there. Maybe it's the excitement. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, and now the starting lineup for your
Speaker 1: nash starting at first base number eleven. Aaron Smith.
Speaker 4: That sounds good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 5: It does sound really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would encourage you not to use all the effects though, really,
Speaker 3: but that sounds like the ballpark.
Speaker 4: It does it?
Speaker 1: Does that sounds like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds great, by the way. Oh, I thought
Speaker 3: that was added to like the flavor for sure. I
Speaker 3: think that sounded great. But they're gonna go anybody can
Speaker 3: produce something that sounds good.
Speaker 4: Oh, but that's how it will sound at the game though,
Speaker 4: because the stadium has the.
Speaker 1: I agree with all of that.
Speaker 3: But they may say anybody can produce themselves. That's an
Speaker 3: interesting way to say it. Yeah, so you think I
Speaker 3: think again, No, I think that's good. Did you already
Speaker 3: send it off? No, you can do too, do that
Speaker 3: and then you can do it later again with and.
Speaker 1: Then just be like, hey, here's the raw.
Speaker 4: No, just do it.
Speaker 3: Here's the okay, next one up, here's the intro game
Speaker 3: in the stands. Oh, so you're throwing to like somebody
Speaker 3: that's doing a game.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, ladies and gentlemen, please bring your attention to
Speaker 1: the big screens. It's time. Well the game America loves.
Speaker 1: But Dizzy Thata, Wace, Jim take it away. That's great.
Speaker 5: Do you sound really good?
Speaker 1: That's great. You should get this job. There's no reason
Speaker 1: you shouldn't get this job. Boom boom, let's go. I
Speaker 1: don't have the right to give you the job. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I can't give you the job.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I can see the pain
Speaker 1: in Eddie's face saying it's good.
Speaker 5: What No, there was no pain at all. I thought
Speaker 5: it was really good. I mean, there's nothing else to
Speaker 5: say that them. Dude, you sound like you were meant
Speaker 5: to have that job.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Eddie was going into the segment
Speaker 1: he was ready to punch back because you know, I
Speaker 1: made funny. Hily was doing nothings rooting for you.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks man, Yeah, no problem. It's weird, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I support you. I think you sound awesome.
Speaker 3: He needs somebody to like beat him down. I guess
Speaker 3: to feel normal. New picture on the mound, Go ahead.
Speaker 1: The call to the bull Man, brought to you by
Speaker 1: Nounkia coming in the pitch is number fifty five chorist.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they wouldn't hire.
Speaker 3: You, man.
Speaker 5: Can I suggest some.
Speaker 1: Just a little little suggestion. What did I say?
Speaker 5: You remember when you're reading the descriptions and you said
Speaker 5: able to pronounce different kinds of names instead of Forrest
Speaker 5: Island and like Jimmy Smith, try some international name.
Speaker 1: You know, great points. So we have here. I did
Speaker 1: have one name that I mean, I didn't put it in,
Speaker 1: but it's Gabe s fun Nosa.
Speaker 5: Okay, better. But but I'm thinking something like Asian.
Speaker 1: What if we put them on the screen, like, is
Speaker 1: it possible to pronounce? Possible that Asian does not see
Speaker 1: you say Hung Young? What the crap? That's where your
Speaker 1: mind goes.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like I don't know that Asian. That's
Speaker 4: when I think I don't know that that's the the
Speaker 4: hard to pronounce song.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna put up on the screen the current
Speaker 3: pitching staff as part of the roster, and we'll have
Speaker 3: lunchbox pronounced.
Speaker 4: Okay, that would be helpful.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did look there is no Hung Young.
Speaker 4: Oh good for the record. My daughter just is working
Speaker 4: for a mister Hung So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, better Hung Young than.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna go up to the screen now. This
Speaker 3: will be the twenty twenty six Nashville Sounds pitching staff.
Speaker 3: All right, Lunchbox, are you ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, and go ahead? Number one okay, now, pitching
Speaker 1: number sixty seven.
Speaker 2: J P.
Speaker 1: It's JB dude, j JP and it's all right. It's
Speaker 1: on the line, man, but Costas it was not on
Speaker 1: the line. Coscas man, I've never seen that name in
Speaker 1: my life. You said JP, though it literally says JB. Okay,
Speaker 1: moving off, there you go, all right, second's easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now pitching Will Childers, no problem. Number three? Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: starting on the mound tonight for the Nashville Sounds. Number
Speaker 1: thirty two, Brian Fitzpatrick. Nice now number four, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's easy. Now pitching number fifteen, Gerson Garabato, Gerson Garabido.
Speaker 1: He got that one.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, next one? Oh yeah, he said their name.
Speaker 3: You have to the whole Sid Blake, hold up, that's right,
Speaker 3: like holub, Go ahead, one more?
Speaker 1: This is tough and Tate Coooner it's keener. It's keener. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did one more? Okay, oh that's another one, tough one.
Speaker 5: Can he do the last two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have to do the last two as well.
Speaker 1: He didn't make these names up. Do the next one though,
Speaker 1: Thomas pananone the double end got him and due the
Speaker 1: last two? Oh yeah, that's easy. Whoa whoa Okay, Peter Stress,
Speaker 1: Lucky ster Leski really yeah, nailed it. Ster Leski. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one more Jacob Wager's back Wager's pack. Yeah, not bad,
Speaker 1: bad dude, pretty good.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But once he gets those down and down, no problem.
Speaker 5: And then before the game he can ask right like,
Speaker 5: this is fact, how do you pronounce that one?
Speaker 3: And then they just as you, guys say, give it
Speaker 3: to him wrong. When we hear back, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just says that it's open now and it doesn't
Speaker 1: have a closing date on the higher like, it just
Speaker 1: says send it in apply now. Okay, updated, I think
Speaker 1: you should get that job. It's a lot of work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean.
Speaker 4: Work, like, isn't baseball one of the most played sports.
Speaker 1: It is a little different.
Speaker 4: There's games.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of games. I play a few less minors.
Speaker 5: Do you get the road with them too?
Speaker 1: Or helping?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 6: Let us know.
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